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00:00Yellow card!
00:02Ten minutes in the penalty box.
00:04Punishment, not a game.
00:05I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
00:116.50am. This looks like a return to form.
00:14The line's already around the block.
00:16I think we're in for a treat today.
00:18You gotta give the security here credit.
00:20They confiscated my selfie stick.
00:22Did not even look in my giant backpack that has...
00:26God knows what.
00:28I'm in the mood for a Pimm's Cup and a meat pie.
00:31Let's go.
00:34That's a good sized Pimm's Cup.
00:37Or should we sit?
00:40This is far enough back that we won't get hit with Pimm's Cups.
00:43An age-old saying they say about Hong Kong 7s.
00:47Start it with a Pimm's Cup, end it with a Pimm's Cup.
00:52Oh, we got hoons too?
00:53We got hoons, we got hoons.
00:54Can you crank them up here?
00:55Yeah, you can crank them up here.
00:57Last 7s I had to go to the hoon lounge.
00:59Are you guys going to be chucking piss up here tonight?
01:01Yeah, dude.
01:02Alright, let's go.
01:04Last time I got hit with piss, today I want to be chucking the piss.
01:07Alright, so South fans are filling up.
01:10Here's the game plan.
01:11We're going to do a little man on the street for a couple hours, maybe 10 to 12.
01:15And then things might get a little wacky after that.
01:17Holy shit, it's a terracotta warrior.
01:19Yeah, man.
01:20I think I'm the worst dressed person here.
01:22Who do you think I am?
01:24Shrek.
01:25Do I look like Shrek?
01:26I was supposed to be a pirate.
01:28Do I look more like a pirate or Shrek?
01:32Shrek.
01:33You're an ogre, man.
01:34You're an ogre.
01:35The costumes here are incredible.
01:44What's that?
01:45Sausage.
01:46Is this your 38th Hong Kong 7s?
01:4838th Hong Kong 7s.
01:50Thank you for the sausage.
01:51Not at all.
01:52I haven't even had some ketchup with it.
01:53Would you guys like a sausage?
01:54Who are you?
01:55Oh, are you?
01:56Who am I?
01:57I am the Wonton Don.
01:59The Wonton Don.
02:00The Wonton Don?
02:01Yes.
02:02Wonton Don.
02:03Hey, what's up, dude?
02:04That's actually crazy.
02:05Yeah, yeah.
02:06What's your name?
02:08Wonton.
02:09I am the Wonton Don.
02:11I am the Wonton Don.
02:16Ring a bell.
02:17No.
02:18The Wonton Don, Hong Kong 7s legend.
02:20Don't even bother.
02:22Yo, Donny.
02:23Go Jacks.
02:24Donny, right?
02:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:26I love you, my man.
02:27Thank you.
02:28Donny, Donny, Donny.
02:29Hey, how are you?
02:30I thought you'd be taller.
02:31I'm not fucking PFT, dude.
02:32I'm fucking, I'm torn up.
02:34Love the content, baby.
02:35Unbelievably content.
02:37Unbelievably content.
02:39I'll follow you on Instagram.
02:40Dude, I watch your shit because Donny does.
02:42Donny does?
02:43Yes.
02:44I fucking love you.
02:45Oh my god, folks.
02:47We have my first female fan of the day.
02:49What?
02:50You're the coolest.
02:52We love you.
02:53I'm Mark, yeah.
02:54He's Van.
02:55Everyone around is asking,
02:56am I like famous or am I a model?
02:58One person asked.
02:59Me.
03:00He's here.
03:02Marush.
03:04This just made my fucking day.
03:06I'm like a Hong Kong 7s staple.
03:08I once punched a guy in the self-stance.
03:10Wait, let me ask you one more question.
03:15Yeah, so I'm going around.
03:17I'm getting a pulse for how people are feeling.
03:20This is going to be a good Hong Kong 7s, right?
03:22What's your sausage telling you?
03:24This could be your...
03:25You know the girl from...
03:26What are you eating?
03:27This is a girl from...
03:28Your sausage is your...
03:29Alright, I can now use a sausage mic.
03:34I got a sausage mic, a beer, and a hoon going.
03:36Alright, I'm going to go down to piss cup territory.
03:39Have you ever been hit by a piss cup?
03:41Ace.
03:42All the time.
03:43I've drunk piss.
03:44You just got to deal with it.
03:45Piss is completely sterile.
03:46It's not going to kill you.
03:47I remember someone pissing in my shoe
03:48and I told him to stop
03:49and I'm like, okay.
03:50What does Hong Kong 7s mean to you?
03:52It means spitting beer in the air.
03:58This guy's going to be chucking piss.
04:00Hey, yo!
04:01This guy has a barstool hat.
04:02I've got to say,
04:03the 7s dance is a lot friendlier than the last time.
04:06Move, you stupid cunt.
04:09Why?
04:10I love that guy.
04:11Dad, I went to college with Dad.
04:12Let's go.
04:13Eagles fucking suck, Max.
04:15Eagles suck.
04:16Yes.
04:17Yeah, Max, fuck you, actually.
04:19Let's make this whole video about shitting on Max.
04:21You fucking suck.
04:22How would you rate the 7s with the other 7s?
04:24I mean, it's like 9am.
04:26It's a little early.
04:28Can I eat your microphone?
04:29Yeah.
04:30God, please.
04:31If you want to take a bite.
04:34If you had to summarize Hong Kong 7s
04:36in like two sentences at most,
04:38what would you say?
04:39It's like catching herpes.
04:40Yes.
04:41You like it at the start,
04:42but then you're like,
04:43oh, okay, I can live with it.
04:44Yes.
04:45I think some people from the boat
04:46are down here.
04:47Let's see.
04:48Here we are with the number one Finnish pirate.
04:50Rally the troops.
04:51Frog team, frog team.
04:53We're going to pirateer.
04:56I have a squad of Finnish pirates.
04:58March.
04:59Do not be alarmed.
05:01You are being pirateered.
05:03I said don't take out the sword.
05:05That was a last resort.
05:09My first mate is suffering an injury.
05:14Retreat, retreat.
05:16How is your hand?
05:17I got a fresh tape job this morning
05:19from the medical crew in the stadium.
05:21Doc said I should be good to go.
05:23The finish is fixed.
05:25And at the end of the day,
05:26you miss all the ships you don't try to take.
05:28Every ship you don't try to pirate
05:30is a ship that's not going to get pirated.
05:32So you have to at least try.
05:33Hey, Blue.
05:34Hey, Blue.
05:36Do you know how to speak Afrikaans?
05:37Yeah.
05:42It's the craziest sound in language.
05:44Maybe in the world.
05:46In pajamas.
05:49What does Hong Kong's sevens mean to you?
05:52Drinking.
05:54You guys are in some of the first three rows.
05:56In like five hours,
05:57you're going to have to watch out
05:59for like cups of piss.
06:01It would break my heart.
06:02That's not why I come to Sevens
06:04to see Barbies covered in piss.
06:06Like, come on.
06:08Yes, this is a sauce.
06:10Can I have a bite?
06:11Yeah, yeah.
06:14I'll eat it too.
06:15It's actually a very good sausage.
06:20Can I sit here?
06:22Oh, fuck.
06:23Oh, no.
06:25No, no, I'm good.
06:26Now I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore
06:28because I can just keep on peeing myself
06:30and everyone's going to assume
06:32I have already pissed myself.
06:34Can someone toss me a hoot?
06:38Let's go.
06:39All right.
06:40I'm left-handed.
06:41I still got it.
06:42Yeah, I'm sorry.
06:44Do you want this?
06:46I'm sorry.
06:47It was his.
07:04Oh, my God.
07:05The beer line here is insane right now.
07:07Are you guys Softshell Turtles?
07:09No, what the fuck?
07:11Oh, I didn't even see the first.
07:13Are you Casey Neistat?
07:15Close to it.
07:16Thank you so much.
07:17You are very good at your job.
07:21I've seen your YouTube videos
07:23if you're coming here.
07:24Yeah, I'm usually on like a bunch of...
07:26I gotta be honest with you.
07:27I have no idea where I am right now.
07:29I gotta be honest with you.
07:30Yeah, yeah.
07:31I did a little...
07:34Hi, I'm Clark.
07:40Holy shit.
07:44Sorry about that.
07:45A little loose on the fucking steps.
07:48Holy shit.
07:50Unfortunately, once I got a little loose,
07:52I couldn't find a single person I knew.
07:54Sun's coming out.
07:55What's up, dude?
07:56I actually don't know you.
07:57How's the footing?
07:58Good.
07:59All right, nice.
08:00Are you good?
08:01Yeah, yeah.
08:02That's a fucking clutch.
08:03I thought you were my friend.
08:06You're not my friend.
08:07Hey, look at me.
08:09Hey, let's watch a song.
08:10Oh, sorry about that.
08:13I'm good.
08:14Hey, I'm good.
08:21Is this the quietest song on the planet?
08:26I gotta be honest with you.
08:29I finally tracked down my cameraman, though,
08:31and decided to give man on the street another go.
08:34What species of dinosaur are you riding?
08:36Fuck you.
08:37It's not a dinosaur.
08:38It's a dragon.
08:39His name is Rocco.
08:40Rocco.
08:41Looks like a dinosaur to me, dude.
08:42I thought you were a hot dog at first,
08:44but now, after I saw that, the antenna...
08:49Nope, that's definitely a shrimp.
08:50Is this live right now?
08:52Yeah.
08:53We got Bob Marley and the Wailers playing right now.
08:55Well, the Wailers minus Bob Marley.
08:58What are we doing here?
09:00What's that?
09:01This is a microphone.
09:02Oh, right. I thought it was a bait.
09:03What the fuck?
09:05Holy shit.
09:06What the fuck?
09:07How are you, bro?
09:08I'm doing good. How are you doing?
09:09Oh, I'm looking here for the fucking seven.
09:11I guess it's about halftime.
09:12Halftime, baby.
09:14Baby.
09:15Fuck you right in the pussy.
09:16Can I have your hat?
09:17It's all right.
09:18The interviews were not going well,
09:20so I decided to hit the Hoom Lounge to get my mind right.
09:22Oh, my God. This is where I fuck up.
09:26The Hoom Lounge is all about making new friends.
09:29Make sure you don't do too much honey.
09:35I'm not doing psychedelic honey.
09:38Daddy won't go any honey.
09:40No, that's not a seven stroke.
09:48That was our guy.
09:49That was our guy.
09:50You didn't get that, did you?
09:51I think he may have gotten that.
09:54I was clearly no longer the only person at sevens on another planet.
10:02The piss cups were flying.
10:05Oh, shit.
10:08Both PFT and I have been hit by piss cups in the past.
10:11That was a direct hit with piss.
10:12But this time around, I refused to be on the receiving end of one.
10:15Is USA versus Ireland right now?
10:17USA, Ireland.
10:18If USA doesn't beat Ireland, I'm chucking the cup of piss immediately.
10:24Ireland.
10:25Ireland's not known for their rugby.
10:28They are known for their rugby.
10:31Oh, fuck.
10:32They're actually really good.
10:34I know you don't believe me, but they are actually good.
10:37Well, yeah, they're fucking beating the shit out of USA right now.
10:49I feel horrible doing this.
10:51One, two, three.
10:53First piss cup.
10:54Let's go.
10:55Oh, no.
10:56Where did that go?
10:57Almost all those people just got pissed on.
11:00Oh, my God.
11:01John, put the camera away.
11:03Point it somewhere else.
11:04It's an honor.
11:05It's an honor for me.
11:07I have a price on my head now.
11:16How do you like working at Hong Kong Sevens?
11:19Yeah, it's very exciting.
11:21Do some people get a little too crazy?
11:24Yeah.
11:32What time is it?
11:34It's like 5.
11:35It's like 6 p.m.
11:37It's 6 p.m.?
11:39Honestly, it's 6 o'clock.
11:41We showed up here at 7 a.m.
11:43I know, I know.
11:44I had one meat pie.
11:45It's been 11 o'clock.
11:47I haven't even sniffed a glass of water since 7 a.m.
11:50Yeah, but you sniffed a lot of other shit.
11:52Yeah, I know.
11:56We had officially survived the first day of Sevens.
12:02Now it was time to see if the nightlife in Hong Kong was as absurd as I remembered it.
12:06Give me your book.
12:07Oh, yeah, for sure.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:09Oh, yeah.
12:10I'm in your book.
12:11Hey, how are you?
12:12We're at Longblood Clubs.
12:13This place is about...
12:15I tried going into a club.
12:16It was madness.
12:17But we're going to hit up Club 7-Eleven.
12:19Hopefully, that's a little more low-key.
12:21But Jesus Christ, this is an assault on the senses.
12:25I got this.
12:26We're going to get table service in there.
12:28Whatever you want, it's on me.
12:31Are you trying to ice me?
12:32New year, new me.
12:33Do I have to get on my knee and chug that?
12:35Soak it, bro.
12:36All right, I'll do it.
12:37Oh, not today, man.
12:39Tomorrow.
12:40I could probably get a table in the back.
12:41You're the fucking...
12:42You're the podcast cunts.
12:43I know you guys.
12:44I know you guys.
12:45I don't have a podcast, though.
12:47You don't, but you do.
12:48I do.
12:50Yeah, I think as long as we keep all the cans we drink,
12:52we can just hang out back here and crush beers.
12:54A little cramped.
12:55Super cramped.
12:56All the other clubs are just as cramped as this,
12:59so it's really not bad.
13:00How are you doing?
13:01I'm doing all right.
13:02Hey, you know what?
13:03Go pick whatever drink you want off the shelf.
13:05It's on me.
13:06It's on you.
13:07Are you a YouTuber?
13:08Yes.
13:09Are you older than 21?
13:11I'm older than 21.
13:12100%.
13:13100%.
13:14Okay.
13:15I'm 24 already.
13:16And then one Corona for this guy.
13:19I appreciate that.
13:20We should crank a hoon out here.
13:22Everybody follow this kid.
13:24C'est moi's lead.
13:28After a wild time at Club 7-Eleven,
13:30we packed it in for the night,
13:32so we'd be ready to do it all again tomorrow.
13:35Morning after the first day of Hong Kong 7's.
13:38I think I'm doing pretty good, all things considered.
13:40And now we're sitting down for dim sum.
13:42I'm not the biggest dim sum guy,
13:44but when in Hong Kong, you win some and you dim sum.
13:49After refueling with our first meal in 24 hours,
13:55we headed back in to the belly of the beast for day two.
13:59We headed back in to the belly of the beast for day two.
14:05Oh my God.
14:06I just got attacked by a flamingo.
14:15Hey David.
14:17Who are you?
14:19People are starting to wake up.
14:20Holy shit.
14:22Are you on the piss?
14:24I am on the piss.
14:26Are you on the meth?
14:27I'm on the meth.
14:29Okay, he's on everything.
14:31Very slow start on Sunday.
14:33It's coming alive.
14:44What did you guys get into last night?
14:46A bit of coke, a bit of ecstasy.
14:48Had a really good time. It was fantastic.
14:587th! 7th! 7th!
15:007th! 7th! 7th!
15:02What does 7th mean to you?
15:04Happiness.
15:05People come together. There's no fighting.
15:07I was here four years ago. There was a little fighting.
15:10I got arrested four years ago when I was here.
15:12At Hong Kong 7th?
15:13Yeah, me and him.
15:15Did you get a red card?
15:17Oh, we got a red card and thrown out.
15:19Meet the big swinging dick of the self stance.
15:22Act up and he'll give you a yellow card.
15:25And throw your ass in the penalty box.
15:27What did it take to get a yellow card here?
15:29Smoking.
15:30Smoking?
15:31Pranking dudes?
15:32Yeah.
15:33And bad behavior.
15:36And if you get the dreaded red card,
15:38you can kiss your time at 7th's goodbye.
15:41Now what do you have to do to get a red card?
15:44Bad, bad behavior.
15:45Very bad behavior?
15:46Yeah.
15:47Everyone being well behaved today?
15:49Yeah, very, very, very.
15:50Because I think a lot of the guys have not yet come.
15:54If you run into any trouble, just let me know,
15:56and I can help out.
15:57Okay.
15:58Yeah, I'm good.
15:59Cheers.
16:00I'm in, baby.
16:01I'm in.
16:02I wasn't proud of my behavior day one,
16:04but today was determined to make up for it.
16:07Hey, sir.
16:08Let me hear about your voice a little bit.
16:10Smoking a cigarette.
16:12Yellow card.
16:13The cops are coming.
16:14Yellow card.
16:15I'm this guy's fucking lieutenant.
16:17I'm the deputy.
16:18He's the sheriff.
16:19We're about to fucking run train on the self stance.
16:21Bag them all at 2 o'clock.
16:23Book them.
16:24Nothing's getting past us.
16:26Yellow card.
16:27Yay.
16:30Ten minutes in the balancing box for this cunt.
16:33Punishment, not a game.
16:35Okay?
16:36No chatting, okay?
16:38Yes.
16:39Ten minutes from now on.
16:40Tell me what you did wrong.
16:41I smoked a fag.
16:42That was it.
16:44Hey.
16:46Yellow card.
16:47I am working for the security now.
16:50I see you throwing piss cups, smoking cigarettes.
16:52Piss?
16:53Doing molly, doing cocaine.
16:54Piss cups are my favorite.
16:56I'll let you check a couple.
16:57I checked one yesterday.
17:00Where's he going?
17:01All right, I'm following this dude.
17:02Is he going to get a red card or a yellow card?
17:05Just fucking get off the thing.
17:07It's not hard.
17:08Get out.
17:09Okay, I'll make it fun.
17:10I can come back after it.
17:1140 evidence.
17:12Penalty box for ten minutes.
17:14A yellow card.
17:15I can come back after it?
17:16Yeah.
17:17Go with me.
17:18Don't worry.
17:19Ten minutes.
17:20It's fun up there.
17:22We can get you drinks in the penalty box.
17:24No problem.
17:25How does it feel to be put in the penalty box at Hong Kong 7?
17:27I'm glad I could enjoy the culture.
17:29The self-stans have always been a bastion of debauchery.
17:32But it was about damn time they got a dose of law and order.
17:35No.
17:36Yellow card.
17:37Penalty box.
17:41Only for ten minutes.
17:42If you need a beer or anything.
17:44No beers, they said.
17:45I don't make the rules.
17:47I just enforce them.
17:49Hey, sir.
17:50If you have the hoon.
17:52Can I have that?
17:53I have to confiscate it.
17:57I took this from him.
17:59It's yours now.
18:03Sorry, man.
18:04I'm working for the security today.
18:06No, no.
18:07This is a smoking area.
18:08Yes, I know.
18:09I tried telling them.
18:10Having cleaned up the streets, I headed to concessions to mix in my first water of the weekend.
18:15So I got figured out the Hong Kong 7s.
18:18Even when you want to buy water, you can't.
18:21Is this a water?
18:22You have had too much of a fucking drink.
18:24Yourself.
18:32It's finally back.
18:37That's water.
18:38Have the whole thing.
18:39You're all good.
18:42Where's the rugby guy?
18:45I don't know.
18:51Sorry about the water, man.
18:52I'm just...
18:53No, no, no.
18:54I'm the same.
18:55I'm going to refill it.
18:56Back to the pitch.
18:57Freshly hydrated, it was time to lock in for the final match of the tournament.
19:01France versus New Zealand.
19:05What are your predictions for New Zealand versus France?
19:07They're going to dick him.
19:09You heard it here first.
19:10It's France versus New Zealand.
19:12And apparently, France is getting dicked.
19:15Do you believe that?
19:16No.
19:18Are you French?
19:19I am.
19:20Oh, I can tell by the cigarette.
19:22What are your predictions?
19:29All right.
19:30I can get that translated in post.
19:33I think they will win.
19:34Definitely.
19:35I don't know.
19:36I'm not picking sides.
19:37I debated staying neutral.
19:39But then remember how at last sevens, a Kiwi had called me a homophobic slur.
19:46And tossed my microphone, just because I was dressed like Freddie Mercury.
19:50Meanwhile, I had been having wonderful interactions with the French all weekend.
19:54Is there beer?
19:55I'm going down to get one right now.
19:57Unless I can have yours.
19:58Take the beer.
19:59Really?
20:00French people are generous.
20:02I've always loved the frogs.
20:04It was clear the right thing to do was support the blue.
20:07So when the match started, I integrated myself into the French superfan section.
20:16I'm getting up.
20:17Yeah.
20:22Oh, I like that.
20:30Oh, shit.
20:31What's up, man?
20:38Hey!
20:48All right.
20:49I'm fucked.
20:50I don't have enough balance to stay in the French section.
20:53I was banished.
20:54But thankfully so.
20:56As the Kiwis ended up beating the French 10-8.
20:59Let's go, Kiwis!
21:01You should have never kicked me out of your section, France!
21:04And I have no time for losers.
21:07No time for losers.
21:10Because we are the champions of the world!
21:19And just like that, another seven's in the book.
21:22What a weekend.
21:24Filled with new friends and non-stop excitement on and off the pitch.
21:29I never wanted it to end.
21:31But apparently, I had already overstayed my welcome.
21:34She's got a red card, boys.
21:36This is it for me.
21:37Hey, it's been a pleasure.
21:43I don't know sign language.
21:45Does that mean I have to go?
21:46Oh!
21:47Downgraded to a yellow!
21:49Downgraded to a yellow!
21:50We're still here, baby!
21:51Let's go!
21:52Thank you, my man.
21:53Thank you, my man.
21:54Cut the yellow downgrade.
21:56You're a legend, dude.
22:06I got the keys to the city, boy!