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00:00Mais ça, c'était il y a des siècles.
00:02Ok, Holger, sérieusement.
00:04Qu'est-ce que c'est que tout ça ?
00:06C'est la tribute de Holgermeister pour Papa of Pings.
00:10Parce que Holger aurait accidemment donné à DaddyPing de la pizza à poisson et il serait allergique à son délicieux goût.
00:16Ok, alors tu vas à l'hôpital pour donner à mon père ce beau sac de cadeaux ?
00:20Non ! Holger va à Harbour pour sacrifier un sac traditionnel de bonnes offrandes pour l'immatriculation de Poseidon.
00:28Mais ta idée est bien meilleure !
00:30Ok, au revoir !
00:32Dis à Papa que je vais le visiter après la prison !
00:34Ok, alors où étais-je ?
00:36Ping, prison, Holger, Papa, hôpital...
00:38C'est bon ! Alors, à part tout ça,
00:40il me semble que Stinkin m'a espié dans ma famille.
00:42Et pas seulement dans la manière dans laquelle nous faisons tous nos mouvements,
00:45mais aussi dans la manière dans laquelle nous collectons notre DNA.
00:47Ce qui fait que Death tombe dans la catégorie creepy.
00:49Et pourquoi ? Je ne suis pas sûr.
00:51Mais il m'a dit...
00:52Tu n'es qu'un café de moitié de moi.
00:55Ce qui est super bizarre en considérant que certains,
00:57la plupart, tous nos professeurs sont des clones,
00:59c'est-à-dire des copies.
01:01Oh, et la preuve de ça ?
01:02Biffy et moi avons trouvé des pods de régénération.
01:04Alors peut-être que je suis un clone de ce mec.
01:06Wow, lourd.
01:08Ou peut-être qu'il m'a juste dit ça pour me faire du mal.
01:10Le gars aime vraiment se faire du mal avec les gens.
01:12Comme la façon dont il a utilisé Jenny,
01:13la date,
01:14puis le vol de l'enveloppe.
01:15Qu'est-ce que...
01:16Lee, désolée pour le vol de l'enveloppe.
01:18C'est un mauvais jugement pour ma part, je sais.
01:21Mais qu'est-ce qu'il y a entre vous deux ?
01:23Vous avez presque les mêmes tatouages.
01:26Je ne sais pas.
01:27Mais il y a une petite chance que je sois son clone.
01:29Donc ça se bat un peu.
01:53Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
02:24Yo Brandy, where you at girl ?
02:25Trouble in paradise here ?
02:27Home, couch, sick day,
02:28or maybe sick month,
02:29I haven't decided yet.
02:31What ?
02:32Is this just cause you like got voted out of the Glams ?
02:34You gotta come to school today chica.
02:36It's like super mucho importante, ok ?
02:38Cam needs your lady charms
02:40to help smooth out a whole lot of ruffle feathers.
02:42Don't you get it ?
02:43If I'm not in the Glamazons, it's over !
02:45I'm nobody !
02:46It's just temporary.
02:47Oh, hold on.
02:49Ok.
02:50Ok, look.
02:51Just cause like an angry mob is hunting me down,
02:53you don't see me giving up ?
02:55Whatever Cam, give it a break.
02:57There is no way in a million years
02:59I'm coming back to that school.
03:00Brandy, where you going through my private things ?
03:03Oh, busted.
03:04Um, see you at school.
03:06Wait, what ?
03:07Awesome !
03:09There he is !
03:10What's he doing ?
03:11Probably some weird cheating dance.
03:13Get him !
03:15Ok, fine, I took it.
03:16Here, sorry,
03:17it just so doesn't even match your complexion.
03:21What's going on ?
03:22How dare you barge in like this,
03:23you bucket of bolts ?
03:24What ?
03:25Stop !
03:26Put that down !
03:32I've sent you a file about a mission.
03:34What's wrong now ?
03:36What ?
03:37I've sent you a file about a mission.
03:39What's wrong now ?
03:40I've sent you a file about a mission.
03:42What's wrong now ?
03:43What does it look like ?
03:45I'm sick.
03:47The least you could do
03:48is offer me some hot and sour soup.
03:51I'll have my chef whip some up
03:53with a side order of roasted sarcasm.
03:55You just rest your weary little head
03:57and I'll have someone else do your job.
04:00It looks like little lady JJ
04:02has gotten herself into some very hot
04:04and very sour soup of her own.
04:08Tragic, really.
04:10I know, I should probably do something, Priscilla.
04:13But Daddy's got a doctor's appointment
04:15and he's just not gonna get any better
04:17till he sees him...
04:19paging Dr. Ping.
04:26Oh no !
04:27Holger turned Daddy Ping into Mummy Ping !
04:30No !
04:32Why ?
04:34Over here, Holger !
04:37Too tight !
04:38Too tight !
04:39Holger bringing you traditional basket
04:41of happy offerings,
04:42flowers, candy unicorns,
04:44rhubarb cake pie !
04:46And don't eat the earwigs
04:47until they dip themselves in melty chocolate,
04:49okay ?
04:50Or spoiled treat !
04:51Now !
04:52Will you be forgiving Holger from school ?
04:55It's okay !
04:56I know it was an accident.
04:58Ja !
04:59Holger swear he no secretly
05:00tried to kill Lee's papa in real life, okay ?
05:03But in most celebrated board game
05:05in home country,
05:06Holger from school will destroy you !
05:09Let's play !
05:10Another time, maybe.
05:12The nurse gave me a shot.
05:14It's...
05:16making me drowsy.
05:17But everyone loves Gefankerschub.
05:20It's be favorite board game
05:23in home country.
05:25Okay, Holger.
05:26One.
05:28Quick game.
05:29Goodie !
05:30Rules be simple,
05:31so easy even rubber ball could understand.
05:36I be green shoe with brown shoelaces
05:39and you be joyful tuna.
05:42No !
05:43No fish !
05:44No fish for you !
05:45You be purple bow tie with one polka dot.
05:48Then one handsome Kelly come.
05:50You must call Gefankerschub
05:51before he says Gefankerschub.
05:53Or you be tied up with uncle Redford
05:55until morning time.
05:58How about
05:59I hate all teachers ?
06:01Nope.
06:02Yeah, that might not be the password.
06:04What are you doing ?
06:05Same as you.
06:06We both smell knock-out gas here.
06:08Yeah, and 10 bucks says
06:09there's a way to the pod room through there.
06:11So, we're up to speed.
06:13Uh, halt pass power.
06:16What he said.
06:17Good morning, Enigma High.
06:19I'm...
06:20About to eat a bucket of
06:21you've-been-scooped-sausage-shabang.
06:24Yeah, right.
06:25Chaz, where are you ?
06:26And why is it so dark ?
06:28Hey, good questions, Tina.
06:29Yeah, you finally got yourself a clue.
06:31But hold the applause
06:32because Chaz has got something so breaking
06:35Shh, they're coming.
06:36Who's coming ?
06:37And seriously, are you hiding in a locker ?
06:39Okay, just get to class.
06:41Stay out of everyone's way.
06:42And hey, is that a new gloss color ?
06:44Check, check.
06:45And why, yes it is.
06:47Thanks for noticing.
06:49Today's gonna set a new record
06:51and awful, isn't it ?
06:52Nah, we're golden, girl.
06:53We just gotta...
06:56Yo, why you gotta be
06:57jumping out of lockers
06:58and scaring people, yo ?
06:59Cause...
07:00Chaz's Corner !
07:02Brings you an exclusive.
07:03That's why,
07:04the return of the humiliated ex-president
07:07and his sad sap, ex-first lady
07:10and ex-glamazon herself, Brandy !
07:13Wowzerpants !
07:14No shortage of exes there.
07:15Tell us,
07:16what's it like being the two biggest losers
07:18in high school history ?
07:19And Brandy,
07:20is that a new shade of lip gloss ?
07:22It's horrible !
07:23Am I right, people ?
07:24No, dude, you are so not right, okay ?
07:27You know why ?
07:28Cause it looks good !
07:30Gimme that !
07:31Are you crazy ?
07:32The colors totally clash.
07:33This just in,
07:34it's official !
07:35The ex-president so needs glasses !
07:38Uh, dude,
07:39Chaz is letting loose
07:40with both barrels blazing !
07:42On it !
07:43Tina, any chance to get a help cam out ?
07:44You know, cut Chaz off or something ?
07:46It's getting pretty bad.
07:47Tell me about it.
07:48Step-Ex trying,
07:49but Chaz changed all the passwords.
07:51Don't worry,
07:52I'll go down there personally
07:53and handle Chaz.
07:54This isn't news,
07:55it's tabloid junk !
07:57Sir,
07:58if this is about Chaz's broadcast,
08:00we're already on it.
08:01That ? No !
08:02It's rather funny,
08:03but you must come with me.
08:04I've learned something so terrible.
08:06Well, let's see,
08:07if you could flavor-seal its bitterness,
08:08you'd have one sour candy.
08:10Wait, what are you talking about ?
08:11Why, your favorite subject, Tina ?
08:13Coral Grove.
08:15Okay,
08:16you have my attention.
08:17But it's not safe here.
08:18Put this on
08:19so they can't tell who is who.
08:24Uno,
08:25ernst,
08:26gruben, verte.
08:27Now Holger be having
08:28two porfnord
08:29and one jibber-pappy,
08:30which means...
08:31Oh !
08:32Look !
08:33Sleepy time !
08:34Just like cute baby !
08:36So sweet !
08:40Doctor Ping !
08:41Wake up !
08:42It's your turn !
08:44Wakey, wakey !
08:46Hello, Mr. Sun !
08:50Hello, Mr. Phone Ninja !
08:52Oh, no !
08:56For all of you just tuning in
08:57after a bathroom break,
08:58you are not going to want to miss
08:59a minute of this.
09:00We have...
09:01Wait !
09:02Hey !
09:03Get back here !
09:04This is seriously breaking news !
09:06Let us go !
09:07Dude's, like,
09:08way stronger than he looks.
09:09Thought you stuck Tina
09:10on fixing that.
09:11It's getting worse.
09:13This is never going to open.
09:15Can't you, like,
09:16hack it or something ?
09:17How ?
09:18There's no inputs.
09:19You can't get into its wiring.
09:20Brandy,
09:21so Kimmy totally booted you
09:22from the Glamazons
09:23and destroyed your social status,
09:24like, completely ?
09:25If you could say
09:26just one thing to her,
09:27what would it be ?
09:28You know that pink sweater
09:29that went missing ?
09:30I took it.
09:31I look better in it anyway.
09:32Ha !
09:33I knew it !
09:34And you so do not
09:35look better in it.
09:36And what is wrong with you ?
09:37You do not go around
09:38trapping people in lockers.
09:39And you do not look
09:40nearly as good
09:41as you think you do
09:42in that outfit.
09:43Ouch !
09:44Felt that one.
09:45Point, Kimmy !
09:46Hey, your girlfriend's on TV.
09:48Hey, what's up ?
09:49Lee !
09:50Snake Man of much evil
09:51is being here
09:52and Holger is so scary !
09:54Whoa, what ?
09:55You serious ?
09:56Yeah !
09:57If he was joking,
09:58he would be saying
09:59knock, knock,
10:00who is there ?
10:01The Snake Man.
10:02The Snake Man who ?
10:03The Snake Man of evil !
10:04Okay, Holger, I get it.
10:05Put Dad on.
10:06But Papa Ping is sleeping
10:07like the dog
10:08from Magic Fairy Needle
10:09that Sleepytime Nurse
10:10be giving him.
10:11Okay, listen to me, Holger.
10:13Stink Ninja must be after Dad,
10:14which means...
10:15Oh !
10:16Holger using
10:17old hospital body parts
10:18to create a second Dad
10:19and giving that
10:20to Snake Man of evil ?
10:21No !
10:22Dude, please,
10:23don't do that.
10:24Like, ever !
10:25You need to hide my Dad
10:26and stay away from that guy.
10:27Got it ?
10:28I'm on my way.
10:29Must hide Dad.
10:30Must hide Daddy Ping
10:31so well,
10:32no one ever be seeing him.
10:34Hmm...
10:35Either Holger be taking out
10:36everybody's eyes
10:38or...
10:42Oh !
10:43Holger smell.
10:44Idea cake !
10:45Hmm...
10:46And real cake.
10:51We should be safe in here
10:52for now.
10:53Safe from who ?
10:54This can't be fooling
10:55anyone.
10:56Shhh !
10:57Bugs !
10:58Them !
10:59Who else ?
11:00Who is them ?
11:01Coral Grove Them ?
11:02Precisely, my dear.
11:03Bunch of lowdown scoundrels
11:04make me work
11:05in your brain factory,
11:06will you ?
11:07Ah !
11:08Candy Apple ?
11:09So you really were there ?
11:10It's not some fancy resort,
11:11is it ?
11:12It's something else.
11:13I knew it !
11:14You are a genius,
11:15Miss Tina.
11:16If we have some files
11:17on them,
11:18we could sure turn
11:19a few tables around.
11:20Yes, sorry, Bob.
11:21I do have files on them.
11:22I just need to log in.
11:23I can show you.
11:24Really ?
11:25You do ?
11:26How interesting.
11:27Tell me everything.
11:30Talk to me, Holg.
11:31Holger Grushing,
11:32busy with medical procedures.
11:33All okay !
11:34Call you back !
11:36Wait !
11:37Did you just say
11:38medical procedures ?
11:39On dad ?
11:40Hol...
11:43Nothing to be looking at here.
11:44Just another successful
11:45mummy transplant surgery.
11:48I am doctor of detective cops.
11:50Like from Holger's
11:51favorite TV show
11:52in home country
11:53with the mummy patient.
11:54And now you be thinking,
11:55who is this Holger fellow ?
11:57No !
11:58No, no, no, no !
11:59There is no Holger,
12:01only doctor detective cop.
12:03See ?
12:05No need to call him.
12:07Hurry !
12:08Hurry !
12:14Wow !
12:15Someone is extra allergic
12:16to fish, huh ?
12:17Guess it runs in the family.
12:19Might want to try
12:20moisturizer for the hives
12:21instead of wrapping yourself
12:22up like a mummy.
12:23You know,
12:24like normal people do.
12:28Just saying.
12:29Gee, relax.
12:30You gonna eat this ?
12:32I guess not.
12:33Okay, doctor Ping.
12:35Let's have that
12:36father-son chat
12:37we never had.
12:38So,
12:39I met this girl
12:40and well,
12:41gosh darn,
12:42I like her
12:43and how do I tell
12:44if she likes me ?
12:47Just kidding.
12:48Let's go back
12:49further than that
12:50to around
12:51this time.
12:54You wish !
12:55No, you wish.
12:56We're back
12:57and it's 9 to 8
12:58in the burn department.
12:59Kimmy's in the lead.
13:00It's still anybody's game.
13:01Oh yeah ?
13:02The only reason
13:03we even let you
13:04into the glands
13:05was because I wanted to see
13:06if I could turn
13:07an ugly duckling
13:08into a swan.
13:09Turns out,
13:10you were a donkey.
13:11But a boom
13:12and an ouchie wawa.
13:13Point, set, match.
13:14Unless Brandy's got
13:15an ultra combo
13:16burn up her sleeve.
13:17This match is over, people.
13:18Wait a second.
13:19Brandy seems
13:20to be literally
13:21filling up with rage.
13:22Dude,
13:23don't play this game.
13:24You're like
13:25at a 10 right now.
13:26You need to chill
13:27to like a 5 or a 6 max.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Anyways, this was fun.
13:30Ciao, ciao.
13:33Oh hey, mystery man.
13:35Where'd you go ?
13:36The serpent's at the hospital.
13:37And you didn't think
13:38to bring me in as backup ?
13:39I'll be right there.
13:40No.
13:41This is personal
13:42and there's still tomorrow.
13:43So crack that code.
13:44Crack that code ?
13:45I'm not your stupid hacker, Ping.
13:47Oh, Ping ?
13:48Ping ?
13:49Oh, hoo hoo.
13:50Is someone having a fight
13:51with their little cuddle buddy ?
13:53Oh, hey.
13:54Nice interview.
13:55If anyone had any doubts
13:56you weren't a totally cruel
13:57egotistical viper,
13:59they won't anymore.
14:00Whatever.
14:01I don't want to talk about it.
14:02What you doing anyway ?
14:03Uh, trying to break
14:04into the teacher's lounge
14:05to stop one of your mom's
14:06evil plans.
14:07Stop saying my mom is evil.
14:09Yeah, I'll stop
14:10when your mom stops being evil.
14:11I can so make you stop now.
14:13I know the code to that.
14:14Want it ?
14:15So ?
14:16Is my mom evil ?
14:17Well,
14:18she's not,
14:19not evil.
14:20Okay then,
14:21I'm not,
14:22not telling you the code.
14:23Point, moi.
14:25Well,
14:26say something already.
14:28Dude,
14:29you got some serious issues
14:31and the wrong guy.
14:35Mummy coming through.
14:39Must save Mummy Ping
14:40from sick men of evil.
14:42Oh, no.
14:44Too many scary things.
14:46Too many.
14:51Okay, for some reason,
14:52I can't seem to log on
14:53to the Coral Grove site.
14:54Gee willikers,
14:55maybe they're on to you.
14:56But how ?
14:57There's no way anyone knows,
14:58except Jenny
14:59and she'd never squeal.
15:00Really ?
15:01Are you sure of that ?
15:02Positive.
15:03Why ?
15:04No reason.
15:05Do go on.
15:06Well,
15:07the files seem to show
15:08that various people
15:09have been taken away
15:10to Coral Grove,
15:11like you,
15:12and it all seems to be
15:13under Kimmy's mom's orders.
15:15Fascinating.
15:16Do tell me more.
15:18And Brandy's mom,
15:19as a judge,
15:20seems to make it
15:21all sort of legal.
15:22Olga, Dad,
15:23trouble ?
15:24Ja !
15:25Save us, Lea Pings !
15:27Happening.
15:30Oh, my hero, Hawkin.
15:32Lea Ping is greatest
15:34action hero of all time.
15:36Yeah, yeah, okay,
15:37I'm awesome.
15:38But those guys
15:39are nothing compared
15:40to the serpent
15:41and we still gotta
15:42get out of here.
15:44Great.
15:45Now what ?
15:48Okay, your mom's
15:49sorta evil-ish ?
15:52Only evil on weekends ?
15:53Four words.
15:54Your mom's not evil.
15:59As if you'll ever
16:00get it by guessing.
16:02Okay, fine.
16:03You win.
16:04But the only reason
16:05I wanna get in this room
16:06is because your mom
16:07is evil !
16:08Do you see
16:09the irony in that ?
16:10Okay,
16:11your mom's not e...
16:13Your mom's not e...
16:16Oh, what ?
16:17She has robots
16:18at her beck and call.
16:19Those bugs she put
16:20in everyone's bedroom,
16:21that was to find
16:22a key Lea had
16:23so they could open
16:24a pyramid under the school !
16:25And Lea,
16:26I mean,
16:27she tried to poison me
16:28the other day !
16:29Four words.
16:30Oh, the only reason
16:31you know the code
16:32is because your evil mom
16:33came up with it.
16:34It's probably
16:35something all villainy
16:36like the first four letters
16:37of her name or something.
16:38Oh.
16:40C-A-S-S.
16:41Eh, it's worth a try.
16:44Ha ha !
16:45Totally worked !
16:46What ?
16:47No !
16:48It's 2277 !
16:49Uh, kinda know that already.
16:50No way !
16:51Ugh !
16:52Lamest coincidence ever !
16:53Uh, no,
16:54it's cause your mom's evil !
16:56Access to prepod room
16:57accepted.
16:58Lea's gonna be stoked.
17:00You've gotta be kidding me.
17:01No,
17:02if Holger was kidding you,
17:03he would say
17:04knock knock
17:05and Holger would say
17:06who is being at the top
17:07of my elevator
17:08and then you would say...
17:10Ha ha ha !
17:11Finally !
17:12I found the cool center inside !
17:15Now,
17:16all of us are in one place again.
17:23This is what I wanted to show him.
17:25But I can show you first.
17:27Why do you have this ?
17:29And why is the mark
17:30different on my arm ?
17:31Turn it over
17:32and you'll see.
17:331992 ?
17:34But I was born in 1997.
17:36Ah !
17:37But I was born in 1992.
17:40Not everything is about you,
17:41Li Ping.
17:45Huh ?
17:46This baby is you ?
17:49Yours doesn't quite match,
17:51does it ?
17:52But it does match his.
17:56Li !
17:57Don't trust him !
17:58He works for them !
17:59It could all be a trick !
18:00If I'm not who I say I am,
18:01then why do I know
18:02that your father added a tattoo
18:04to your birthmark
18:05and you added the same protection to him ?
18:07But not me !
18:09Why was that ?
18:10No !
18:12It is you !
18:13Dad ?
18:14What's he talking about ?
18:15Tell him !
18:16Or do you need more proof ?
18:17I can show you plenty !
18:19Let's go !
18:20Come on !
18:21Show and tell !
18:23Li !
18:24Don't spoil the family reunion, boys.
18:26It's been so nice up to now.
18:29Stay here
18:30and maybe we can catch up
18:31a little later.
18:32Okay, bro ?
18:36Oh...
18:37I don't get it.
18:38Am I a clone of him
18:39or is he...
18:40my older brother ?
18:41Either way !
18:42Coochie-coochie-coo !
18:44So cute !
18:45No ?
18:49Yes, you're here !
18:50Come on in !
18:51Huh ?
18:52What's going on ?
18:53Who is this ?
18:54Oh, him ?
18:55Consider him your guide,
18:56you know,
18:57for the grand voyage
18:58you're about to take.
18:59What voyage ?
19:00What are you...
19:02Bag of candy,
19:03for the trip.
19:04Oh, you know,
19:05to that place
19:06you just can't help
19:07but be so fascinated by.
19:08The place where people
19:09are sent
19:10who know too much.
19:34To be continued...