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08:45This place is filled with evil.
08:48Mom, mom, uh, I don't think it's such a good idea messing around with evil.
08:52Call it a hunch.
08:53It's okay Max, the parasites are all dead anyway.
09:04Oh man, I still don't see why we couldn't have stayed a few more days.
09:07You already missed a week of school, and I don't want you falling behind.
09:11Wasn't our trip to Haiti educational?
09:13Nice try, now get off to bed, it's school night.
09:16Oh yeah, yeah, about that, I was thinking, can't we put this school thing off for, I don't know, say a month or so?
09:22Upstairs young man.
09:43Oh, yuck, I thought I washed my hands when I got home last night.
09:58School, what a way to ruin a perfectly good day.
10:09No time for breakfast mom, I'll just grab a candy bar at school.
10:13Hey watch it dude, one shower a day is enough.
10:35Mom must be suffering from post-zombie delusion.
10:37Better see the school nurse.
10:44Mom!
11:01Excuse me Sergeant, I have an emergency to report.
11:03Now I know this may sound crazy, but zombies have taken over the city.
11:05I don't know how it happened, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with my trip to Haiti.
11:07Are you listening to me man?
11:14How did the parasites get here?
11:16I mean, we didn't take anything home with us, we didn't bring any fruit or anything.
11:19Oh no, the figurine, it must have been inside.
11:22Mom?
11:26Mom!
11:39Mom, anyone home?
11:42Anything home?
11:52Whoa, I thought I was talking to a silver fish.
12:08Oh mom, is that you too?
12:12I hope you're not going to take away my allowance for this, but it's for your own good mom.
12:23What's going on?
12:26Something tells me I don't want to know.
12:29I can't help but think this is all my fault.
12:31I just wanted something special for the museum.
12:33I never thought it could lead to the end of civilization as we know it.
12:36Hey come on, it's okay mom, it could happen to anyone.
12:39Mighty One, Mighty One, over here!
12:42Vergil! Oh, I'm glad to see you.
12:44Zombies have taken over!
12:46Yes, yes, yes, Mighty Max, the very world is threatened by this plague.
12:50You must save mankind at once!
12:53Come to Africa immediately, the answer lies there.
12:57Let me tell you how to get to the portal.
12:59Right.
13:00You might want to write this down, you know how I hate to repeat myself.
13:03He's not going anywhere without me, Buster.
13:06It's kind of my fault.
13:22Where are we?
13:24In the middle of an ancient burial ground.
13:27Put that down, you don't know where it's been!
13:31Mom's been a little off lately.
13:34Okay, I'll buy it. What exactly is a zomboid?
13:37She is the source of their existence, by her own flame.
13:41She will perish, and the undead will be free to return to the living.
13:44Those are the words on the figurine.
13:46I was going to say that.
13:48Don't you think we should get going before we're discovered?
13:52That is a tickle!
13:54More zombies!
13:58Hey, what do you mean you're walking post piles?
14:02How do you want to know?
14:04I'm a zombie.
14:06I'm a zombie.
14:08I'm a zombie.
14:10I'm a zombie.
14:12I'm a zombie.
14:14I'm a zombie.
14:16I'm a zombie.
14:18I'm a zombie.
14:20How do you want to suck?
14:27Nice shot, Normie!
14:30Are you all right, honey?
14:32Mom, not in front of the zombies.
14:34I live for this sort of thing.
14:45Once you've pulverized your first parasite, it's hard to stop.
14:49Boy, Harry Potter's got nothing on you.
14:52This job just keeps getting better.
14:58Unhand me, you vile creature!
15:02Sorry, got that one a little close.
15:12Okay, you guys, don't be afraid.
15:14We're here to...
15:19...rescue you.
15:21Boy, lousy manners. Not even a thank you.
15:23Come, if they ran that way, the zomboid must be this way.
15:29What's that smell? It's like something crawled in here and died.
15:33It's the stench of decay. Methane, is my guess.
15:41Do you hear that?
15:42I don't hear anything.
15:44Me neither. I don't like it.
15:49I believe we may have found the mother zomboid and her young.
15:53Yeah, I noticed the family resemblance.
16:03Nobody move.
16:20I don't think it can see us.
16:22It appears only to be able to detect motion.
16:25So to be safe, all we have to do is stand here for the rest of our lives and not move?
16:33By her own flame, she will perish.
16:35Perish? Who will perish?
16:37If I can just get close enough, I can stop the zomboid.
16:40Or vice versa.
16:42Great, I don't have any matches.
16:44Remember the matches I took from you? Here, son.
16:50Merci, maman.
16:51Tu ne vas pas essayer de m'arrêter?
16:53Non, je crois que je me suis rendue compte que ce n'est pas mon travail.
16:56Maintenant, fais ce que tu dois faire.
16:59Après tout, tu es la plus puissante.
17:02C'est ta chance.
17:03Hé, hé, là-bas!
17:09Oh, ouais!
17:10Et là-bas, tu dégueulasses!
17:13All right, you big mother zomboid!
17:20Oh, tu es folle!
17:22Tu ne sais pas que tu es un zomboid?
17:24C'est pas vrai!
17:39Courez!
17:49Courez!
18:09Courez! Il y a un portail en avant!
18:19Juste comme ils apparaissaient mystérieusement, les zombies ont disparu de Washington.
18:23Encore une fois, les choses sont de nouveau normales.
18:25Malheureusement, le gouvernement continue de bouger aussi lentement que jamais.
18:29Bien, tout va bien, maman.
18:31Tu as fait bien, Max. Je suis fière de toi.
18:33Par ailleurs, as-tu terminé de nettoyer tous les parasites morts?
18:37Bien sûr, maman. J'en ai tous les derniers. Je n'ai pas laissé aucune pierre sans tour.
18:41Tu sais que tu peux me confier pour faire ce que tu me dis.
18:45Oh, je te confie, Max. Je te confie vraiment.
18:48Maintenant, parlez-moi de votre chambre.