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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy.
00:06Two in Los Angeles.
00:13The other in San Francisco.
00:16And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:23But I took them away from all that.
00:25And now they work for me.
00:27My name is Charlie.
01:00And I'm going to be a police officer.
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02:51I'm going to be a police officer.
02:53I'm Charlie Townsend.
02:55I'd like to place a call to Los Angeles, California.
02:57Townsend Detective Agency.
02:59It looks delicious.
03:01Operator, cancel that call.
03:03I'll place it later.
03:05And you can cook, too.
03:23Hello.
03:25Good afternoon, Bosley.
03:27Is our new angel there?
03:29Right here, Charlie.
03:31I'm feeling like family already.
03:33I knew you would.
03:35Welcome aboard.
03:37How's the weather in Hawaii, Charlie?
03:39Perfect.
03:41We're having a smog alert.
03:43Then you'd better all get on a plane and come here.
03:45Is it the case, Charlie?
03:47You might say that.
03:49I've been kidnapped.
03:51Kidnapped Charlie Townsend.
03:53My husband is in jail.
03:55And it is a very dangerous place for him.
03:57We have many enemies and they will try to kill him.
03:59Unless you break him out.
04:01What if we don't get your husband out of jail?
04:03Then your Charlie is a dead man.
04:05You tell Lonnie I appreciate
04:07what she's trying to do for me.
04:09I love her for it.
04:11But I don't want all this shooting and people getting hurt.
04:13There's already been shooting, Billy.
04:15Who?
04:17Your sister.
04:19Bring me Charlie Townsend.
04:21Got you.
04:27Oh, lady.
04:33Okay, let's go.
04:37Hey, where'd he go?
04:39Come on.
04:41And they got Billy.
04:43I said I no longer have Charlie.
04:45Some of our competitors have him.
04:47And that is not my problem, it is yours.
04:49I want my husband returned.
04:51Now.
04:53Or you are three dead angels.
04:55The coroner's office called.
04:57What?
04:59A man's body washed up on the beach.
05:01The wallet and his jacket
05:03identified him as Charlie Townsend.
05:17Oh.
05:23Is it your Charlie?
05:25Well, we don't know.
05:31How can you not know?
05:33The man's in perfect condition, considering.
05:37It's Charlie's wallet.
05:39Bosley gave it to him last Christmas.
05:41But you don't know if the body's his.
05:43No.
05:45I'm sorry.
05:47You work for the man,
05:49you don't know what he looks like?
05:51How could we? We've never seen him.
05:53Never.
05:55Mui.
05:57There's a man waiting outside for me.
05:59His name's Ned.
06:01Ask him to come in for a minute, would you?
06:03Anything you say, Mr. Hollis.
06:05Leilani sent me to make certain you don't misunderstand.
06:07Think that she had anything to do
06:09with this ugly business.
06:11I'm here to give you her word
06:13that she has no responsibility in this.
06:15What's her word worth?
06:17She's a professional gambler.
06:19Her word's as good as gold.
06:21It has to be.
06:23Ned'll know if it's Charlie.
06:25I don't like to look at deceased people who are nice.
06:27No choice.
06:29Well?
06:34I know him.
06:37But it ain't Charlie Thompson.
06:39That guy's name's Harold.
06:41He does odd jobs for Blue.
06:43How did he get Charlie's wallet?
06:45Harold was a thief.
06:47Give him half a chance at your purse right now,
06:49and he'll still clean it out.
06:51No.
06:53No signs of violence.
06:55Harold was also a drunk.
06:57Probably fell off a dock or something.
06:59Excuse me, I've got to get out of here.
07:07Oh, it's crazy in love with her.
07:09I was crazy in love with her.
07:11But her father...
07:13her father was a big-time gambler.
07:17My dad worked as a guard
07:19at Oahu State Prison
07:21and at bar nights.
07:25Anyhow, she comes home with her Ph.D.
07:29I saw her at a party.
07:31What the hell? I tell myself, you know, why not?
07:33So I walked up to her,
07:35and she said,
07:37Hey, Lonnie,
07:39you know what?
07:41I think I'm in love with you.
07:45She looks up at me.
07:49There were tears in her eyes.
07:51She leans up,
07:55kisses me,
07:57just like a little girl's kiss, you know,
07:59soft.
08:01After that,
08:03all she had to do was point her finger,
08:05and I'd jump.
08:07Oh, she jumped, too, when I pointed.
08:09But one thing she won't do for me.
08:13Get out of the stinking business we're in.
08:19You know, I...
08:21I think I got the makings
08:23of a book there.
08:25Book?
08:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:29I'd call it Two Hoods in Love in Hawaii.
08:31I'm serious.
08:33Come on, John.
08:35Guys like me,
08:39we don't write books.
08:41Maybe you should.
08:45Want another beer?
08:47Yeah. Hey, thanks.
09:03James Bond movies are my favorite.
09:05I mean, there's a guy
09:07who knows how to live, you understand?
09:09That's how I got into drinking
09:11these shaken martinis here.
09:13I'm really into them.
09:15My own preference runs to my ties.
09:17Mm.
09:19It's the worst.
09:21I can't drink the local garbage around here
09:23with all those fruity colors,
09:25the bananas and the pineapples
09:27and a little umbrella stuck on the glass.
09:29Bananas are for monkeys,
09:31you know what I mean, huh?
09:33I mean, how can you sit around
09:35and have a Kansas City steak
09:37with some coconut juice?
09:39I get the idea you don't care much
09:41for the islands, Mr. Blue.
09:43Great observation there, Mr. Charlie.
09:45You see, I miss the smog.
09:47I like to see the air I breathe.
09:49You're too much, Mr. Blue.
09:51Oh, why did you come out here?
09:53Well, once in a while, a guy in my business
09:55gets a little heat occasionally,
09:57you know what I'm talking about?
09:59There you go.
10:01This is the farthest I can get
10:03and still be in the States.
10:05I applaud your patriotism.
10:07Thank you, sir.
10:09You see, I'm a real American.
10:11Hey, take him down below
10:13and put the chains back on him, huh?
10:15Right.
10:17Do you mind if I finish my drink?
10:19No.
10:21Do you mind if he puts the chains back on you, huh?
10:23No.
10:53Hey!
11:01Hey!
11:09Hey!
11:23Hey!
11:49Oh, I hate that!
11:51Oh, I'm so angry!
11:53Well, thanks a lot.
11:55The hula's great exercise. Tightens you up here.
11:57Mm-hmm. Could throw your sacrilegic out.
11:59No, thank you.
12:01That's if you start out too fast.
12:03This is fast?
12:05Well, no, that's not fast.
12:07If you start out nice and slow.
12:09This is slow.
12:11Yeah, that's slow.
12:13I know it's slow.
12:15Do your figure eight.
12:17This is my figure eight.
12:19Uh, excuse me.
12:21Isn't that dancing illegal?
12:23Joke all you want.
12:25The hula's really great exercise.
12:27Uh-huh. I'm just talking about what else it is.
12:29Oh.
12:31It's 9 o'clock.
12:35Hello.
12:37Good morning, Sabrina.
12:39Yeah, good morning, Charlie.
12:41Are you all right? You sound a little strange.
12:43I'm fine.
12:45I'm talking to you from...
12:47You're not allowed to explain.
12:49But don't worry.
12:51Sorry to put you into all this trouble.
12:55That was Charlie.
12:57Yeah.
12:59Well, we know he's still okay.
13:01What we need now
13:03is a line on Mr. Blue.
13:05That means finding Sammy Telford.
13:07The one that Kona told us about.
13:09Yeah. I called Don Ho.
13:11When I mentioned Sammy's name,
13:13he laughed for five minutes.
13:15He's sort of the local island nut.
13:17He's all we've got. Where do we find him?
13:19Don said he's a crusader.
13:21He finds something that he's against
13:23and then he goes out and preaches.
13:25What's he preaching against this week?
13:27Sunburn.
13:29Honest. Sunburn.
13:31Don said to try the beaches
13:33and we'd probably find him there.
13:35All the beaches? In Hawaii?
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:39Why don't you check in every half hour?
13:41I'll stay here.
13:43Don said he'd call back if he found out anything else.
13:45Come on, Chris.
13:47There couldn't be more than a thousand miles of beach
13:49on this island.
13:51Good luck. Yeah.
13:53Yeah. Bye, Bree. Bye-bye.
14:13Ah!
14:15Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:19Ah!
14:21Get him in the car.
14:23Ah!
14:25Ah!
14:27Hold it!
14:29Hold it!
14:31Make it! Make it!
14:33You all right?
14:35Yeah.
14:37You all right?
14:39Yeah.
14:41Make it!
14:43You all right? Sure. Don't I look all right?
14:45Yeah, you look fine.
14:47Hey, thanks for your help.
14:49He's not one of us. It belongs to Senko.
14:51What were they doing jumping you?
14:53I don't know, but we're gonna find out.
14:55Hey, you be careful, lady.
14:57Hey, pardon me. Uh, Kelly, is that her name?
14:59Yeah.
15:01Is she, uh, married or anything?
15:03Married and, uh,
15:05five kids.
15:07Move that for me, will you?
15:11I told you not to come here.
15:13Yeah, well, that deal was off
15:15when your people attacked us.
15:17I had nothing to do with that.
15:19You deny those were your people?
15:21It was Ned's own idea.
15:23He thought if we had one or two of you,
15:25we could make an exchange for my billing.
15:27Well, it wouldn't have worked that way.
15:29Of course, but Ned is a little...
15:31headstrong.
15:33He's not the kind of guy
15:35who's gonna give up so easily.
15:37He's not the kind of guy
15:39who's gonna give up so easily.
15:41Then you'll see to it that we don't get
15:43any more visits from Ned.
15:45Of course.
15:47Thank you.
15:49How is Billy?
15:53Don't worry.
15:55He's okay.
16:03Hello.
16:05Just checking in, Brie.
16:07We've been halfway around the island. No Sammy.
16:09Well, listen, I got two more possible leads for you.
16:11Take this down.
16:13Right.
16:17Okay, I'll check you back at the hotel.
16:19Bye.
16:23So, anything?
16:25We had a couple of possibles.
16:27We're running out of time, so we better split up.
16:29You take the car. I'll grab a cab.
16:31Check this one out, and I'll see you back at the hotel, okay?
16:33Got it.
16:37Billy!
16:39You're absolutely sure
16:41Sammy Telford is inside there?
16:43Yes, ma'am.
16:45And he won't come out and talk to me?
16:47Not till sundown.
16:49But I can go in, right?
16:51Yes, ma'am.
16:53As long as I comply with the sign.
16:55That's it.
16:57No exceptions.
17:03Jill, where are you when I need you?
17:07I don't know.
17:37Medical science
17:39has proved beyond a reasonable doubt
17:41that exposure to the sun's rays
17:43is a serious, clear,
17:45and present danger.
17:47Now, you add to that the fact
17:49that the repeated scorching of the skin
17:51causes the skin to lose its oils,
17:53its elasticity,
17:55its youth.
17:57Don't take my word for it.
17:59Ask your doctors.
18:03Practice your science.
18:05Practice your nudism
18:07indoors,
18:09away from the dangerous rays
18:11of the sun.
18:13Thank you
18:15for your time.
18:21Young woman, get out of the sun.
18:23It is a danger to your health
18:25and your complexion.
18:27I'd be more than happy to.
18:29I just need to talk to you for a few minutes first.
18:31Unless, of course, I can convince you
18:33to come outside the fence and then we could both
18:35put our clothes on.
18:37As long as the brothers and the sisters are here
18:39risking their hides in the sun,
18:41so will I risk mine.
18:43Now, what did you want to talk to me about?
18:45A man named Blue.
18:47A leech without a single
18:49redeeming human quality.
18:51I've told him so to his face.
18:53Next subject.
18:55No, no, I need to know more.
18:57What else can you tell me about him?
18:59He runs gambling operations,
19:01he styles himself a modern-day
19:03Al Capone. He is both
19:05dangerous and ridiculous.
19:07Next subject.
19:09Oh, please.
19:11One more thing. If he had a
19:13prisoner, where would he keep him?
19:15That requires no speculation at all.
19:17Having been a psychiatrist
19:19in another life, did you know that?
19:21No. Oh, yes, yes.
19:23I had a practice right here in Honolulu.
19:25That's how I met Mr. Blue.
19:27I treated him. Mr. Blue?
19:29What for? A dislocation
19:31anxiety.
19:33He loathes the good climate.
19:35He despises beauty and
19:37nature. He hates
19:39pineapple. What he
19:41misses is the cold, harsh wind
19:43of Chicago. Wait, wait
19:45a minute. You were going to tell me
19:47if Mr. Blue had a prisoner, where he would
19:49keep him?
19:51Anything of real value
19:53he would keep on his yacht.
19:55Okay, thank you. I really
19:57appreciate this. Thank you. Bye.
19:59You may thank me if you
20:01will run, not walk, to
20:03some shelter from these brutal sun's rays.
20:05If you doubt me, ask
20:07your doctor. Or better yet,
20:09ask a dermatologist.
20:11Oh!
20:13Oh!
20:15Well, fine.
20:17What would you do in my place?
20:19Same thing.
20:21I just wouldn't have thought it would
20:23have been as funny if it had been me.
20:25When the
20:27hilarity is over, I would appreciate discussing
20:29what it is we're going to do.
20:31Okay, I am sorry
20:33that I laughed at you, Chris.
20:35And Kelly is sorry that she laughed.
20:37I'm sorry.
20:39Oh, it's just that of all
20:41the things we've ever had to do, that is probably
20:43the worst.
20:45Well, I think the embarrassment
20:47was worth it.
20:49Wait a minute.
20:51Do you believe
20:53what Sammy told you about Mr.
20:55Blue?
20:57Well, Sammy's kind of a
20:59wacko. I mean, the guy's nuts.
21:01You know what I mean?
21:03But I believe what he told me about Blue. If Blue
21:05has Charlie, he's got him on the yacht.
21:07Well, then all we have to do is get
21:09the police and the Coast Guard. They swarm all over
21:11the boat. They get Charlie.
21:13We get Billy back. And then we do a short
21:15term in jail for busting Billy out in the first
21:17place. Oh, boy, that's right.
21:19Besides, we can't even prove Charlie's
21:21on the yacht. We can't even really prove he's been
21:23kidnapped. We can't even describe Charlie.
21:25Well, we've ruled out the police,
21:27the FBI, the Coast Guard, and the U.S.
21:29Navy. Right.
21:31Then I think we know who's gonna have to do it.
21:33Yeah.
21:35Us.
21:37Oh!
21:39Oh!
21:41Sunburn.
21:43That's awful.
21:51Mr.
21:53Blue?
21:55How could I know anything about him?
21:57I don't even know any Mr.
21:59Blue. No, no, of course not.
22:01You wouldn't have any way of knowing
22:03that type of person being such a reputable
22:05lawyer. However,
22:07if you did
22:09just happen
22:11to know something about
22:13his boat.
22:15Oh, you mean the Blue Peregrine.
22:17Anchor just outside the territorial
22:19limits due east of Lanikai.
22:21You wouldn't happen to have any pictures
22:23of the boat. By coincidence, of course.
22:25By coincidence, I happen to have a photo
22:27right here. Is that right?
22:29Of course, photos of the interior,
22:31stateroom, and engine room. For that, I'd need a day or two.
22:33Uh, six hours. That's what I said,
22:35six hours. Uh-huh. I'd appreciate it.
22:37I like your style,
22:39Miss Duncan. When this is all over,
22:41I'd like you to have dinner with me one evening. Well, I don't
22:43think that'll be possible, Mr. Hollis.
22:45Why not? I don't have dinner with crooked lawyers.
22:47♪
23:09Man, I feel like I should have a bell around my neck.
23:11Check again and make sure we're not being followed.
23:13Nobody.
23:15Okay, let's go.
23:25Jen...
23:29How do you do it?
23:31Oh...
23:33Mosley!
23:37Mosley!
23:39Mosley!
23:41Mosley!
23:43Mosley!
23:45Mosley!
23:55Hi, Bosley. How are you?
23:57I am deeply in debt.
23:59That's how I am.
24:01If you don't arrange this exchange soon,
24:03I'm gonna owe Billy here a year's salary.
24:05Bosley, it got kind of complicated.
24:07You see, uh,
24:09Oh, man, Lonnie must be climbing the walls.
24:12John, she doesn't like to lose anything.
24:15But to Blue, you people got trouble.
24:18You know, there are some things Lonnie would stop at.
24:21Not Blue.
24:23But then maybe you don't have trouble.
24:27He'd swap Charlie for me in a second.
24:30What would he want you for?
24:33Swimming lessons.
24:35With a sack of cement tied to my ankles, you know.
24:38With me out of the way, he can make a hard move on Lonnie.
24:42Did you hear from Blue?
24:44Yeah.
24:46He's got Charlie all right.
24:49Look, you gotta do it to do it.
24:52He's your boss, right?
24:54I understand.
24:57Do what, Mr. Sacco?
24:59Swap me. Turn me over to Blue.
25:02Hey, I'm in a tough racket.
25:05I know how it goes. I don't blame you.
25:07You really think that we'd turn you over to Blue knowing that he'd kill you?
25:11You mean you wouldn't?
25:13Of course not.
25:15On the other hand, it would cancel my gambling debt.
25:21You're good people, you know that?
25:24I mean, I would understand if you turned me over.
25:28But that don't mean I'm gonna like it.
25:37Well, there it is.
25:44Charlie's out there?
25:46A long way out, and they're probably armed to the teeth.
25:49Yeah, you know what? We could get killed trying this.
25:52Well, if we do, I have only one wish.
25:58Yeah, that before we die, we all get to see Charlie.
26:08Hey, you're under arrest.
26:11What are you doing? I'm supposed to be following you.
26:14I want to talk to your boss. Me. Nobody else.
26:17Mr. Blue?
26:18You working for somebody else?
26:20Yeah.
26:22Okay.
26:23Yeah, yeah. Your wife know you read junk like that?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Okay.
26:28Okay.
26:29Okay.
26:30Okay.
26:31Okay.
26:32Okay.
26:33Okay.
26:34Yeah, yeah. Your wife know you read junk like that?
26:44Can I take this off?
26:46Sure.
26:47Come on.
26:58It's me.
26:59Did you have any trouble getting him into the hotel?
27:01No, we brought him out the service elevator.
27:03Good. Got the pictures of Blue's boat.
27:05Great.
27:06Great.
27:07Okay. It's got a terrific engine. Very fast.
27:10Only reasonable for smugglers.
27:12Yeah. There's a lot of bulletproof glass.
27:15Chris, that's the entrance to the engine room.
27:17Right.
27:18Now, it's got a crew of three or four and probably the two hoods we've grown to know and love.
27:24Well, it's sticky, but I don't know what choice we have.
27:27Billy, you know, we can't make you do this.
27:31It ain't no big thing.
27:33I'm going back to jail anyway if there's a chance I can take Blue with me.
27:37I'm all for it.
27:41Okay. It better be for me.
27:47Hello.
27:48Yeah, Sabrina. Mr. Blue here.
27:50I got your message.
27:52What does it mean?
27:53Talk to me and nobody else.
27:55Well, as I see it, you've got my employer, Charlie Townsend.
27:59And no matter how I put it together, I don't see him coming out of this alive.
28:04Yeah, well, listen. Hold on a minute here. I give you my word.
28:08I swore you'd give me Billy Sacco and I'm going to give you your boss.
28:12What if I just gave you Billy?
28:16That's very interesting.
28:18And it's not so complicated.
28:20And you're going to do this out of friendship, right?
28:23I mean, out of the goodness of your beautiful heart.
28:27I see it as trading one employer for another.
28:31One that pays better.
28:33Yeah, that's for sure.
28:36What about the others?
28:39They're all over town trying to come up with a plan to stick it to you.
28:43You see, I don't think they're going to be able to do that.
28:45That's another reason for changing bosses.
28:48Yeah, well, it can work out, huh?
28:51I'll tell you what. I'm on my boat over here on the...
28:54What island is this here?
28:56Lonaky.
28:57Lonaky.
28:59I'll send somebody over to pick you up.
29:02No, it's safer if I come myself.
29:04Three hours.
29:07How was I?
29:08Great.
29:10Terrific.
29:12I was starting to believe you myself.
29:14Had me worried.
29:15Boss?
29:17I get seasick.
29:19Oh, boss, I just...
29:21I do.
29:27I'm coming in, Charlie. I hope you're still there.
29:31Unlikely I'd be anywhere else, considering the irons.
29:34Oh, I'm sorry. You see, I like to keep a close fist on my valuables.
29:38My last kidnapping was a lot more civilized.
29:41Well, listen, Charlie, you came with them all, you know what I'm talking about?
29:44Don't worry, it's all going to be over soon.
29:46One of your little angels is coming over.
29:48To negotiate?
29:50No, to sell you out.
29:52I hope the price is wrong.
29:55Mr. Blue!
29:56Yeah?
29:57We got a speedboat in sight.
29:59Hey, hang loose in there.
30:02I'll let you know how it turns out.
30:16It's right on time.
30:46Hey, how about slowing down? I'm getting seasick myself.
30:50We're almost there!
30:52Just get under that thing and keep your mouth shut!
30:56Oh, fine. Signed off with Captain Fly.
31:01Buddy tired?
31:03Go to the bridge. Check the radar.
31:06See if there are any other boats coming.
31:17What's that crazy broad doing?
31:22Okay, now!
31:40Get out of my way!
31:47Go downstairs, give her a hand, will you?
31:49Go ahead, move it.
31:50You're too fat, sir.
31:51Move it!
32:04As soon as she gets up here, you go downstairs and check under the watchful collar.
32:07Watchful collar?
32:08Yeah, under the cover.
32:17Whoa!
32:19I'm sorry.
32:20It's all right.
32:21And make sure there's no one else on this boat.
32:22There's nobody on this boat.
32:23Yeah?
32:24Yeah.
32:29And turn it loose.
32:30Turn it loose?
32:31That's right, turn it loose. You heard me.
32:36Cut the thing loose.
32:39Just in case you want to leave before you're supposed to,
32:41you're going to have to swim back to shore.
32:43Just in case you want to leave before you're supposed to,
32:45you're going to have to swim back to shore.
32:46I don't swim.
32:47Hey, you don't even know how to drive this boat here.
32:49You almost ran into us.
32:50You almost hit us with that boat.
32:51I know, I'm sorry.
32:52It's the speed, it makes me crazy.
32:54I can't help it, it makes me crazy.
32:57Sexy, I'm sorry.
32:58Yeah?
32:59I'm sorry.
33:01What are you looking at?
33:05You want to go inside?
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:13Come on.
33:30So tell me, beautiful lady,
33:31what is it exactly you think you can do for me?
33:33Well, Mr. Blue, the possibilities are so limitless,
33:36you'll have to give me some time to think about that.
33:39You, uh, you, uh, want me to get rid of him?
33:43I think we should discuss business first.
33:47How much for Billy Sacco?
33:50A hundred thousand big ones.
33:53And continued employment.
33:55We have him hidden in a shack at Cayena Point.
33:58You sure if I send someone over there he's going to be there, huh?
34:01I'm sure.
34:03And you're going to wait right here until we do?
34:05Well, Mr. Blue,
34:07that's what I thought you meant by continued employment.
34:11Hey, Deuce, uh,
34:12go make some phone calls and get somebody over there, huh?
34:15No, no, not here.
34:17Down below.
34:25You're a beautiful ass, you know that?
34:37You're a beautiful ass.
35:07Hi.
35:34Hi.
35:38What are you doing here?
35:39Just swimming by.
35:41Come on.
35:42Just swimming by?
35:45Does Mr. Blue know you're here?
35:47Does Mr. Blue have to know everything?
35:49No, he doesn't have to...
35:53Go, Billy, go.
36:08Get in there, it's a raid.
36:09What?
36:10I said, go on and get out of here, it's a raid.
36:12Yes, ma'am, whatever you say.
36:25Don't you knock? Could get a madness.
36:27Didn't you hear that alarm?
36:28What alarm?
36:29Mr. Blue, I think we're sinking.
36:31If we're sinking, you're sinking.
36:33Come on, we'll go up to the bridge.
36:34Stay there.
36:37Come on.
37:07Come on.
37:37Come on.
38:05What happened to you?
38:06I don't know.
38:07Get up.
38:11Open the door.
38:13You hear me?
38:14Open this door.
38:15Hey, we're moving, we're heading for shore.
38:16Give me the gun.
38:17Mr. Blue.
38:18Give me the gun.
38:19Mr. Blue.
38:20I'm telling you, stop the boat.
38:21You hear me?
38:23Stop it.
38:26What is this?
38:27Why, you wanted a bag full of proof.
38:29Take the goods out below, quickly.
38:31Move it.
38:32And turn off those engines.
38:35Open up in here, I'm not kidding.
38:37Turn this boat back.
38:56Charlie?
39:00Charlie?
39:02Charlie?
39:04Sabrina?
39:05Charlie, is that you?
39:07Hello, Angel.
39:08You okay?
39:09Yes, I'm fine.
39:10A little cramp, that's all.
39:11It's sure good to hear your voice.
39:13Oh, Charlie.
39:15I'm glad to hear your voice.
39:18What are you folks standing around for?
39:19I thought I told you to open up the hatch door.
39:21Look, there's somebody out there.
39:22Hey, look, we're moving in.
39:23We're inside the legal limit.
39:25They can make us a kidnap.
39:26Charlie Townsend, what are we gonna do?
39:28We're gonna kill him and dump him over the side.
39:30We're gonna kill him and dump him over the side.
39:56This isn't gonna work, Charlie.
39:59I'm gonna have to try to find something else.
40:01Maybe this will help you.
40:10You got big ears.
40:11Get rid of her.
40:12Charlie!
40:13Charlie!
40:29Stand by.
40:30We're coming aboard.
40:32It's the Coast Guard.
40:44Get inside.
40:45Get rid of your gun.
40:46What are you doing on the floor?
40:47Oh, my God.
40:49Go!
40:50Take that gun.
40:58Go!
41:15Anything wrong, Lieutenant?
41:16We have information indicating
41:18that there's a fugitive on board this ship.
41:20A fugitive? That's ridiculous.
41:22I surrender, don't you?
41:24Don't you?
41:25Thanks, Mr. Blue.
41:26Hey, what is this?
41:27I mean, it was a good try, Rudder.
41:29Hey, wait a minute.
41:30Hey, this is a set-up.
41:31The girls set me up.
41:32Girls?
41:33Yeah, the angels.
41:36Angels don't do things like that.
41:41Bree?
41:44Where's Charlie?
41:49He's swimming ashore.
41:51The Coast Guard's here.
41:52Chris is hiding up front.
41:53Come on, let's go.
41:54Well, if he can do it, we can do it.
42:24Hey!
42:55Oh, my God.
42:56Oh, my God.
42:57Oh, my God.
42:58Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, my God.
43:00Oh, my God.
43:01Oh, my God.
43:02Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:04Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:08Oh, my God.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:10Oh, my God.
43:11Oh, my God.
43:12Oh, my God.
43:13Oh, my God.
43:14Oh, my God.
43:15Oh, my God.
43:16Oh, my God.
43:17Oh, my God.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:20Oh, my God.
43:21Oh, my God.
43:22Oh, my God.
43:23Oh, my God.
43:24Oh, my God.
43:25Oh, my God.
43:26Oh, my God.
43:27Oh, my God.
43:28Oh, my God.
43:29Oh, my God.
43:30Oh, my God.
43:31Oh, my God.
43:32Oh, my God.
43:33Oh, my God.
43:34Oh, my God.
43:35Oh, my God.
43:36Oh, my God.
43:37Oh, my God.
43:38Oh, my God.
43:39Oh, my God.
43:40Oh, my God.
43:41Oh, my God.
43:42Oh, my God.
43:43Oh, my God.
43:44Oh, my God.
43:45Oh, my God.
43:46Oh, my God.
43:47Oh, my God.
43:48Oh, my God.
43:49Oh, my God.
43:50Oh, my God.
43:51Oh, my God.
43:52Oh, my God.
43:53Oh, my God.
43:54Oh, my God.
43:55Oh, my God.
43:56Oh, my God.
43:57Oh, my God.
43:58Oh, my God.
43:59Oh, my God.
44:00Oh, my God.
44:01Oh, my God.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:03Oh, my God.
44:04Oh, my God.
44:05Oh, my God.
44:06Oh, my God.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:08Oh, my God.
44:09Oh, my God.
44:10Oh, my God.
44:11Oh, my God.
44:12Oh, my God.
44:13Oh, my God.
44:14Oh, my God.
44:15Oh, my God.
44:16Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:18Oh, my God.
44:19Oh, my God.
44:20Oh, my God.
44:21Oh, my God.
44:22Oh, my God.
44:23Oh, my God, I said, well done.
44:24Well done.
44:25Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
44:55Bosley, what is that stamp? What is this?
45:09It's called the pineapple.
45:14I will never have another Mai Tai as long as I live.
45:18I will.
45:22Hello, Charlie.
45:23Hello, Bosley. Angels, did you enjoy the luau?
45:27Only thing missing was you, Charlie.
45:29I'm sorry, but I had to hurry back to my boat to try an experiment.
45:33Is that what we hear in the background, Charlie?
45:35Yes, I'm having a martini shaken for me. Mr. Blue recommended it highly.
45:41He's in jail, incidentally.
45:44In addition to Billy, the Coast Guard found a few thousand pounds of contraband coffee, worth a fortune.
45:51He'll get about five years.
45:53What about Billy and Leilani?
45:55I'm happy to report that they are getting out of the crime business.
45:59Well, my martini is ready. Aloha, angels.
46:04Aloha, Charlie.
46:21Listen, are we ever going to get to see Charlie?
46:25Oh, yeah, you did. He was right there at the luau.
46:27What? What are you talking about?
46:29Of course. Who do you think took the movies?
46:32Oh, Bosley.
46:34We're supposed to be the detectives.
46:36Right now.
46:38Hold it. Hold it.
46:50Hold it.
47:20You