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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy.
00:06Two in Los Angeles.
00:13The other in San Francisco.
00:16And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:22But I took them away from all that.
00:25And now they work for me.
00:27My name is Charlie.
00:30And I'm Charlie.
00:33And I'm Charlie.
00:36And I'm Charlie.
00:39And I'm Charlie.
00:42And I'm Charlie.
00:45And I'm Charlie.
00:48And I'm Charlie.
00:51And I'm Charlie.
00:54And I'm Charlie.
00:57And I'm Charlie.
01:28Move.
01:30Move.
01:32All right.
01:34Get on.
01:36Look out.
01:38Good.
01:39That's the way. Yeah. Yeah.
01:41Thirteen.
01:42Seventy-eight.
01:43Fifty-seven.
01:45Hut. Hut.
01:47Defense. Block that pass.
01:49Go for it. Go for it.
01:52I don't think I was taking a go-for-hold.
01:55F-42 is straight out.
01:57And break right.
01:58You went left.
01:59F-42 is to the left.
02:01To the right.
02:02Right.
02:03I mean, Grinnell does right.
02:05F-42 is to the right.
02:07Oh.
02:08Oh, that's okay.
02:09Don't worry about it, Pokey.
02:11You'll do better tomorrow.
02:13Okay, everybody.
02:14Hit the showers.
02:17Thanks for coming, Dad.
02:20What do you think? Can you help us?
02:23It's a disaster.
02:25Oh!
02:55Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:39Any members of the team been hurt, Amy?
03:42Not yet, but I got the two threatening phone calls,
03:45and then yesterday there was this incident with the motorcycles.
03:48Yeah.
03:49And you don't know whether they were men or women?
03:51No.
03:52One of them may have been black, but I'm not even sure about that.
03:56Well, what about the phone caller?
03:58Man or woman?
03:59The voice was disguised.
04:01Whoever it was told me that I better disband the Ducks,
04:04and I'd regret it if I didn't.
04:06Well, I think they should pack it in anyway.
04:08What I've seen so far, they don't have a prayer winning.
04:11Are you talking about the game for next Sunday at the Coliseum
04:15when you play, who is it, the Panthers?
04:17It's the first exhibition game
04:19for what we hope will become a genuine big-time women's football league.
04:23Well, I've seen the Panthers scrimmage,
04:26and I've seen the Ducks scrimmage.
04:28It's gonna be a bloodbath.
04:30Girls, you'll need a cover.
04:32Kelly, Sabrina, didn't you both play on the football team
04:36when you were at the police academy?
04:38No, no, tell him no, tell him no.
04:40Oh, that's right, Charlie, but we didn't have much of a choice.
04:43Shh!
04:45Sabrina played quarterback...
04:47No! No!
04:49...and did some kicking, and I played running back.
04:52Well, Amy's been quarterbacking, sort of.
04:56Well, that's okay.
04:58I'd rather do the kicking anyway.
05:01Dan, as an ex-pro fullback,
05:03you think you can shape them up, figuratively speaking?
05:07Well, I can try.
05:10But you know where I think these girls ought to be spending their time,
05:13including my daughter?
05:15In the kitchen.
05:16How'd you know I was gonna say that?
05:18Lucky guess.
05:21Whoo!
05:22Well, now, um...
05:25Amy, your dad sure has, uh, a way about him.
05:30Well, he doesn't mean to be difficult.
05:34It's just that he's had a lot of disappointments in his life.
05:38You see, my mother died when I was born.
05:41Dan always wanted a son.
05:43Amy, I think he's got a pretty nice daughter.
05:46Hear, hear. That's for sure.
05:49Well, good luck, angels.
05:52Don't pick up too many bruises.
05:54Okay, bye, Charlie.
05:55Oh, wait a minute.
05:57I'm totally inexperienced.
05:59Um, what position am I gonna play?
06:05Okay, J37 on two.
06:07Ready? Break!
06:10Hi, how are you?
06:18Thanks a lot, Charlie.
06:20Get her, get her!
06:24Ready, set, ten,
06:2729, 48,
06:30Hut!
06:31Hey, I'm kind of new at this game.
06:33Let's take him out!
06:34Get back, get back!
06:37Come on!
06:43A little too rough for you, precious.
06:46All right!
06:51Terrific, Ketch!
06:53Are you okay?
06:54I'm not sure.
06:55Let me see.
06:56Oh, you look fine.
06:58Take a hot shower.
06:59Terrific, Ketch!
07:00Okay, next play!
07:02Next play, come on!
07:07Oh, Judy!
07:09Oh, I'm so sorry.
07:11Are you all right?
07:12Oh, it's nothing.
07:14A couple of broken ribs.
07:15I've got more.
07:16I'm so clumsy.
07:17Oh, no, look, I was just kidding you.
07:19I'm fine.
07:21You're, uh, you're Pokey, aren't you?
07:24Oh, my name's really Elizabeth Mary Jefferson.
07:26Pokey's just something I picked up
07:27on account of I'm so clumsy.
07:29Who are you?
07:30Oh, I'm Bosley, John Bosley.
07:32You new coach or something?
07:34Uh, yeah, or something.
07:36Uh, look, uh, can I buy you a cup of coffee?
07:39Hey, you mean to drink?
07:41Uh, yeah, it's good that way.
07:44Oh, no, what I mean is, well,
07:46most people don't ask me.
07:48No, I mean, uh, uh, you...
07:51I mean, I'd like that, yeah.
07:53Oh, okay.
07:55Come on.
07:57Okay, J37 on 2.
07:59Ready?
08:00Break!
08:02Move.
08:04All right.
08:05Let's go.
08:06Let's go.
08:07Get her.
08:08Get her.
08:09Get her.
08:10Look out.
08:11Good.
08:12That's the way.
08:13Ready?
08:14Move.
08:15All right.
08:16Let's go.
08:17Get her.
08:18Get her.
08:19Get her.
08:20Look out.
08:21Good.
08:22That's the way.
08:23Ready?
08:24Move.
08:25Ready?
08:26Set.
08:2829.
08:2942.
08:3156.
08:33Hut 1.
08:34Hut 2.
08:39Go for it.
08:40Go for it.
08:41Let's take him out.
08:43Good.
08:44That's the way.
08:45That's the way.
08:46Yeah, baby.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Okay, okay.
08:51Hit the showers.
08:55Bumpy nose, precious.
08:59If, uh, you would take a quick look at the defense
09:01just before you made your cut,
09:04you'd stand a lot better chance of winning a shot.
09:07Come on, let's go.
09:08Let's go.
09:09Let's go.
09:10Let's go.
09:11Come on.
09:12Let's go.
09:13Let's go.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:18Come on.
09:19Come on.
09:20Come on.
09:21Come on.
09:22Come on.
09:23Come on.
09:24Come on.
09:25Come on.
09:26You'd stand a lot better chance than not getting creamed like that.
09:29You talk like you've been there.
09:33I didn't take that look once.
09:35Took a hit from the side, end of knee, end of career.
09:40I'll keep that in mind.
09:47How did a flower like you get mixed up with this garden of thorns?
09:52The thorns are okay.
09:53They just need some loving strokes to shape them up.
09:56The lady is not only pretty, she's got a kind heart.
10:00Well, why throw rocks when you can throw a rose or two?
10:04Nice thought.
10:05Joe Phillips.
10:07Kelly Garrett.
10:09Do you work around here?
10:11Uh, no.
10:12I just drop in, watch the scrimmage.
10:15Every day?
10:16Mostly.
10:18Once a jock, always a jock.
10:23Listen, I'd sure like to give you some more tips on how to survive on a football field.
10:29Well, I could certainly use that.
10:32How about some lunch?
10:34There's a place, it's called Dirty Jack's on Pico.
10:38Okay.
10:39I'll meet you there, 12.30.
10:41You got it.
10:54Nineteen!
10:56Hat one, hat two!
11:15Nice passing.
11:16Thank you.
11:17I'm Julia Smith.
11:19Hello, Sabrina Duncan.
11:20I'm with the Panthers.
11:21Oh.
11:22Well, what are you doing in the enemy camp?
11:24Scouting.
11:26I like your moves.
11:28Whatever the ducks are paying you, I'll triple it.
11:31Triple it?
11:33Well, that could be a little expensive from Miss Smith.
11:37It's Smith with a Y.
11:39I own the team.
11:40Uh, well, um...
11:42I'll, uh...
11:43I'll think about it.
11:45Please do.
11:47I like winning.
11:49And, um...
11:50You look like a winner.
11:59What happened to you two?
12:01A truck.
12:02Called Grinalda.
12:04Who's the classy lady?
12:06Oh, that's, uh...
12:07Miss Julia Smith with a Y.
12:09And she owns the, uh...
12:11Panthers.
12:12Poor thing.
12:21Let's go.
12:34The lady rides a motorcycle.
12:36So it would sing.
12:38I think you better take a little closer look at Miss Julia Smith with a Y.
12:43Definitely.
13:08Sixty-one.
13:32All right, Panthers!
13:33We're gonna make their feathers fly!
13:35Get it on, Panthers!
13:37Sixty-one.
13:38Fifty-seven.
13:39Hut! Hut! Hut!
13:42Get back! Get back!
13:43Defense! Block that pass!
13:45Block that pass!
13:51Here to try on a winner's uniform?
13:55Winning, uh...
13:57Means a lot to you.
13:59Isn't it to you?
14:00It's nice. Sometimes you lose.
14:03Oh, I don't know.
14:05I never have.
14:07At anything I've tried.
14:10And I'll do what I have to do to win every game we play.
14:16Well, like I said...
14:19Think about it.
14:21You should.
14:32She the one you told me about?
14:33Uh-huh.
14:34Is she gonna suit up? Try out?
14:36No.
14:38Then what's she doing here?
14:41I don't know.
14:44Hey, you don't think she's figured out what we're doing?
14:46I don't know.
14:50Fifteen.
14:51Seventy-eight.
14:52Fifty-seven.
14:53Hut! Hut!
15:00I've got to confess something.
15:04I didn't think you'd show up here today.
15:07Why wouldn't I show?
15:09Well, you don't look like you need a gimped-up ex-ballplayer in your life.
15:15Well, I've got a confession to make to you.
15:18Part of my reason for coming was to ask you some questions.
15:23About what?
15:25You said you were at the Ducks' scrimmage the day before yesterday.
15:28Yes, I was. Why?
15:30Then you saw the incident with the motorcycles.
15:33What incident?
15:34One of the players on the team, a girl named Pokey,
15:37was terrorized by two masked riders on motorcycles.
15:40Motorcycles? Day before yesterday?
15:43Yeah, near the end of the scrimmage.
15:45Uh, I'd left by then.
15:48Why would anyone want to do that?
15:50Somebody's been threatening the Ducks,
15:52trying to get them to pull out of the game on Sunday.
15:54Why?
15:55I don't know.
15:56Point is, now that I'm on the team,
15:58I'd like to know just what I'm getting into.
16:02I don't blame you.
16:05You know Julia Smith?
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:08She owns the Panthers, doesn't she?
16:10Yes.
16:11Have you seen her at any of the Ducks' scrimmages?
16:15Yeah, a few times.
16:17Meaning more than once.
16:18Yeah.
16:21She's a tough lady.
16:23Why do you ask?
16:25No reason, just curious.
16:29Gee, listen, I've got an appointment.
16:32All right.
16:34Let me just take care of the innkeeper.
16:38And we're off.
16:39Okay.
16:45I've been meaning to ask
16:47how you got started in this crazy women's pro ball.
16:50My daddy raised a tomboy, I guess.
16:52I got nothing against lady athletes.
16:55But it'd be a damn shame to see you limping around like this.
16:58I'd ruin your life.
17:00You figure a bad knee ruins your life?
17:03I'm not what I want to be.
17:05Being anything less than what you were,
17:08that's being less than a man in my book.
17:10That's not true.
17:12It is true.
17:14If I feel that way.
17:17It is true.
17:19If I feel that way.
17:21Stop feeling that way.
17:23Not so easy.
17:25So who promised you easy?
17:28Your daddy raised a stubborn tomboy.
17:31Well, he didn't raise a quitter.
17:47Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:16Ah!
18:24Are you all right?
18:25I'm fine.
18:26Are you sure?
18:27Yeah, I'm okay.
18:28Who the hell were those two guys?
18:30I don't know.
18:32Probably the same ones who scared the daylights out of pokey two days ago.
18:35But why?
18:36What the hell's going on here?
18:38Good question.
18:47Well, I'm no artist,
18:49but, uh, something like this.
18:52Listen, you know, I talked to that girl pokey,
18:55and she said that one of the motorcycles
18:58was rather distinctive.
19:00Could have been a foreign model.
19:02It was driven by a black person.
19:04She didn't know whether it was a man or a woman.
19:06Well, it all happened so fast,
19:08that I didn't even have time to look at it.
19:10I mean, you know,
19:13Well, it all happened so fast,
19:15I didn't get a good look at either one of them.
19:17Bree, our Miss Smith with a Y,
19:19you saw her motorcycle.
19:21Did it look anything like that?
19:23No.
19:24Well, it could be one of them.
19:26Could have been.
19:27Could not have been.
19:29Well, I still think this is our best bet.
19:31We get a lot in this little jam.
19:33Okay, so much for that.
19:34Now, what about the people in this little puzzle?
19:36Charlie's already started on it.
19:38He ran a computer check on every girl on the Panther team.
19:41So until we get the answers...
19:43It is just play ball.
19:46Oh, I don't want to.
19:52Ready, set,
19:5533, 78, 42,
19:59Hut one, hut two.
20:01Chip drive.
20:03Watch her. Pass play.
20:05Hey, take her.
20:07Good tackle.
20:08That's the way, that's the way.
20:10That's the way. Yeah, baby, yeah.
20:17Oh, did Precious fall down and go boom?
20:30She read the play.
20:32What?
20:33Grinnell did. She read the play.
20:35How does she do that, read the play, I mean?
20:38Some players have an instinct that way.
20:41She's very good.
20:44Dumb luck.
20:50Have you, um,
20:52recovered from our little battle with the motorcyclists?
20:56I haven't figured out which is worse,
20:58the mass motorcyclists or Grinnell.
21:01They're both worse.
21:04You thinking about turning in your football cleats for a cookbook?
21:09If I were, are you saying you're interested?
21:14If things were different with me,
21:17yes.
21:20You mean if you weren't less than a man,
21:23as you so colorfully put it at lunch yesterday?
21:25You've got a good memory.
21:27Yeah, even for dumb remarks.
21:29Listen, Joe, I don't judge a man by whether he limps or not.
21:32Hey, it's a winner's world.
21:34That's what it's all about, winning.
21:37Being one of the pretty people.
21:39That's not true.
21:41It is, if I feel it is.
21:44You know, Joe, you are a cripple in your head.
21:47You ever shake it out, give me a call.
22:03Well, hello, precious.
22:05Going to wash some of that dirt off your nose?
22:08How would you like some skin off your nose?
22:12Cutie pie, you're about a foot short
22:15and 40 pounds shy of doing me any damage.
22:21Hey, how about me?
22:24You think I can do you any damage?
22:26I can.
22:28Hey, how about me?
22:31You think I can do you any damage?
22:58Ow!
23:21You going to cool her off?
23:24Whoa!
23:26Any doctor would tell you stress is very bad for you.
23:30Ow!
23:50Hup, hup, hip, hip, stretch those legs.
23:53Come on, look alive, look alive.
23:56One lap isn't enough, maybe you need two.
24:00Hi, Miss Smith.
24:02I see you've made your choice.
24:04But you really don't look well in this.
24:07Well, it feels better.
24:10I guess you wouldn't understand that.
24:12Oh, I told you.
24:14I couldn't understand how it feels to lose.
24:16Well, you may have to learn if we beat you tomorrow.
24:19Oh, I wouldn't depend on that.
24:22No, I'm not, but you are.
24:26And that's your problem, Miss Smith, with a wife.
24:41Faster, faster!
24:43Hurry up, keep going!
24:56Come on, come on.
25:06You know, I played my last pro game 15 years ago.
25:11But I quit a winner.
25:13Now tomorrow I got to watch my daughter and the rest of these misfits
25:17make fools of themselves, including me.
25:20Mr. Jarvis, you don't need any help making a fool of yourself.
25:24If you don't get in touch with your daughter,
25:26you're going to lose more than a football game.
25:44Elizabeth.
25:46Elizabeth.
25:48Elizabeth.
25:49Mr. Bosley.
25:51Elizabeth, dear, can I talk to you for a second?
25:53I got something I want to show you.
25:54You call me Elizabeth.
25:58Yeah, well, that's what you said your name was.
26:00And you remembered.
26:02You're the only one not to call me Pokey since I left Morgan Forks.
26:05Morgan Forks?
26:06Nebraska.
26:07Oh, I don't think I was ever there.
26:09Well, that's as small as you could almost stand for it.
26:12Listen, Elizabeth, is this familiar to you?
26:17Yeah, my daddy's got a farm there.
26:20Oh, he does?
26:22Well, um, is that one of the motorcycles that scared you?
26:30Yeah, I think so.
26:33I can't be sure.
26:35You see, I have dyslexia sometimes.
26:37Well, I used to keep taking the wrong turns
26:39home from school and getting lost.
26:41That's how my daddy and Dr. Higgins figured it out.
26:43Well, I came out here to play football
26:45so maybe I could earn some money and afford to get it fixed.
26:49I'm sorry, would you run that by me again?
26:52Oh, look.
26:55Dyslexia is when you see something one way
27:00and your brain sees it another.
27:03Oh, I see.
27:05Well, from what I know about dyslexia,
27:07what you're trying to tell me is
27:09that someone writes this
27:12and sometimes you see this.
27:17Yeah.
27:18That's why I keep getting the plays backwards sometimes.
27:21Listen, Elizabeth, I've got a doctor friend
27:23who deals with this sort of thing,
27:25so maybe I could, uh...
27:27Oh, Miss Duncan, I've been looking for you.
27:30Look, Elizabeth, maybe, uh,
27:32you and I could talk more about this later.
27:34Tomorrow?
27:35Yeah, tomorrow.
27:38Bye, folks.
27:39See ya.
27:43Oh, tomorrow?
27:44Oh, excuse me.
27:46Hi.
27:47Hiya.
27:48Making any progress?
27:49Well, Pokey thinks maybe
27:51that this is one of the motorcycles that terrorized her.
27:55Looks like the same one that scared the daylights out of me.
27:59Okay.
28:00Then I'll find out which dealers sell this machine
28:03and try to get the names of the recent buyers.
28:06Hey, listen, if we can wrap this thing up before tomorrow,
28:10we won't even have to play the Panthers.
28:13That's right.
28:15Let's hope we don't wrap it up by tomorrow.
28:19What?
28:20Bree.
28:22Huh?
28:23You want to play the Panthers?
28:26I don't want to play the Panthers.
28:30I want to beat the Panthers.
28:34Oh.
28:38Heading back to pass.
28:39Looking downfield for a receiver.
28:41He's rushed.
28:42He gets it away.
28:44Tatum breaks into the flat.
28:46No good.
28:47Ball is thrown behind him.
28:49Timeout's called, so we'll be right back.
28:51See, uh, on a pass to the flat,
28:54you've got to give your receiver an exact rhythm count.
28:57Then you're leading by, uh, four, maybe six yards,
29:00depending on how fast he or she can run.
29:02See?
29:03You know, that looks like the coliseum you're playing in today.
29:06It is.
29:07They have a game there last night?
29:08No, uh, last night there was a rock concert.
29:11That's a replay of last week's All-Star game.
29:13You know, the All-Stars drew a really big crowd.
29:16I'm afraid we're going to draw considerably less
29:18when we get there this afternoon.
29:20So far, they've sold 396 tickets.
29:24What?
29:25396 tickets?
29:26Is that all?
29:27That's all.
29:28The coliseum was donated.
29:30The tickets were cheap.
29:31They got some free publicity,
29:32but other than that, it was a big bust.
29:34Amy had a nice dream,
29:35but it just wasn't big enough to fill that many seats.
29:39I may interrupt you jocks for a minute.
29:42I covered the dealers that sell that motorcycle.
29:45Well, did you get the names of some of the buyers?
29:48Yes, I did indeed.
29:49There were 17 buyers of that machine in this area last year.
29:53I have eliminated 11 of them for various reasons.
29:57Out of the country is one.
29:59Sick in the hospital, sold the machine.
30:01Bosley, was Miss Julia Smith's name on the list?
30:04There were names of girls on the list,
30:08but no, she's not here.
30:10Any of the other Panthers?
30:12Wait a minute.
30:13They could have used different names to buy those motorcycles.
30:16I mean, it's possible.
30:17Yeah, well, we still have six names left to cover,
30:20so I suggest that Sabrina and I take three
30:24and Chris, you and Kelly take three.
30:27All right, well, if we cover it in a hurry,
30:30we can still make it for the second half, you know?
30:33Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:42Okay.
30:44James Henderson, last name on the list.
30:47I wonder how Bree and Bosley are doing.
30:49We'll call them after we check this out.
30:51Come on.
31:04Mr. Henderson?
31:06Pay dirt.
31:37Okay, you're good.
31:39Hey, don't hurt him, he's got the drive.
31:41Chris.
31:56Wasn't that your friend Joe Phillips?
32:07What was he doing here?
32:09I don't know, but we better follow him and find out.
32:37What was Joe doing at Henderson's place?
32:40Where are they going?
32:42Aren't we near the Coliseum?
32:44Yeah, a few blocks.
32:46Okay, we better get Bree and Bosley on the phone,
32:48have them meet us there.
32:49Why?
32:50What are those papers you took?
32:52I don't know, but it looks like a blueprint
32:55to rob the Coliseum.
33:06I don't know.
33:36Okay, I'll wait here for Bosley and Sabrina.
34:07Ladies and gentlemen, for your half-time enjoyment,
34:10a portion of the Hilldale High School Junior Marching Band
34:13has been performing for you.
34:15Let's show them our appreciation as they leave the field.
34:19Chris, are you there?
34:21Uh, yeah, Kelly.
34:22Bosley and Sabrina are with me.
34:24Joe and Henderson just went into the men's room.
34:27Well, there's no law against that.
34:29Oh, yeah?
34:30Look at this, Bosley.
34:31You crawl right in,
34:32and I'll crawl right out.
34:34I don't know what you're talking about, Kelly.
34:36I don't know what you're talking about.
34:38I don't know what you're talking about.
34:40I don't know what you're talking about.
34:42I don't know what you're talking about.
34:44I don't know what you're talking about.
34:46Look at this, Bosley.
34:47You crawl right up the heating vents,
34:49right into the roof vents.
34:51And do what?
34:52Look it.
34:53You get right past all the patrol guards.
34:55You come right around.
34:56This is a window, isn't it?
34:57You come right around here.
34:58You maybe have a rope.
34:59You swing right into the security area,
35:01and right there is the safe.
35:03With the receipts from last night's rock concert.
35:05That's right.
35:06There's probably a million in cash.
35:08And the armored car won't be here until this afternoon.
35:10Bos, get on the phone, call the cops,
35:11tell them what's happening,
35:12and call the security system here,
35:14tell them what's happening.
35:15Kelly, we got it figured out.
35:17We'll meet you at the administration building.
35:19We're on the way.
35:20Right.
35:35Now as we begin the second half here at the connoisseum,
35:38the ducks who are kicking off are now trailing seven to zero.
35:46Here's the kick.
35:47It's a long, high kick.
35:49The Panthers' safety.
35:50Takes the ball on the Panthers' 18-yard line.
35:52She breaks left.
35:53She's getting good blocking.
35:54She's up to the 30.
35:56The 35.
35:57Now she's picking up more blockers.
35:59The 40.
36:00The 45.
36:01The Panthers could break it wide open here.
36:03Over the 50.
36:04Only three ducks tacklers in front of her.
36:07She's out of the ducks.
36:0840.
36:09She's to the 35.
36:10She's finally one of the fans of the ducks' 28-yard line.
36:18Two of the ducks' defensive players have apparently been injured on that play.
36:25Wait a minute.
36:26Now the timeout has been called.
36:29So as we get underway in the second half,
36:31the score, Panthers 7, the ducks 0.
36:35Now those statistics indicate the Panthers have had possession nearly 80% of the time,
36:39and although the score doesn't reflect the statistics,
36:41the ducks appear to be a very non-class football team.
36:44Game.
37:09The Panthers of the ducks' 4-yard line.
37:10First down, goal to go.
37:11Backfield shift to the left.
37:12The ball is snapped.
37:13Quarterback sneak.
37:14A huge pileup on the goal line.
37:15The referee's pulled him apart.
37:17It's a touchdown.
37:18The Panthers 13, the ducks nothing.
37:33OK, you hold.
37:34No, you hold.
37:35Do it and you're dead.
37:37As the Panthers line up for their extra point attempt,
37:39it's obvious that the ducks' defensive unit has been greatly weakened by injuries.
37:44I'll take the door.
37:45Yeah.
37:46There's still some fight left in the ducks.
37:49The Panthers lead 13 to 0.
37:54OK, lay down.
37:55Face down.
38:10Hold it.
38:23OK, drop it.
38:24Don't try it, Joe.
38:26Please.
38:31OK, drop it.
38:32Don't try it, Joe.
38:34Please.
38:39Drop it.
38:55Scrap on the field.
38:56The Panthers have fumbled.
38:58It appears the ducks have recovered.
39:00First down on the 22-yard line.
39:10You really didn't care if there was a game.
39:13You just didn't want it to be here where it'd get in your way.
39:19I just can't seem to get a winning streak going.
39:24Maybe you're going about it the wrong way.
39:26Kelly, uh...
39:27Come on.
39:30Yeah.
39:32OK, fine.
39:34OK, fine.
39:35Yeah.
39:37OK, fine.
39:40Well, that was Charlie.
39:41If anyone is still interested,
39:43he completed his computer check on the Panthers.
39:46Anything interesting?
39:48No, not really.
39:49Except for one rather glaring coincidence.
39:54Coincidence?
39:55Yeah, your favorite monster, uh, Grinaldi.
39:59Grinaldo.
40:00Grinaldo.
40:01Well, anyway, it seems that, uh,
40:03Grinaldo and Miss Smith, with a Y,
40:06were in the same sorority in college.
40:09Hmm.
40:10Look, I want to turn in my report to Charlie.
40:12You did a terrific job.
40:13Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
40:15I'll see you all tomorrow.
40:16Yeah, I'll see you later.
40:17Yeah, right.
40:19Right, Bosley.
40:21So why would Grinaldo be playing for the Ducks?
40:24No reason.
40:25Huh?
40:27Unless...
40:29Unless what?
40:31Unless she was a spy giving them the Ducks' plays.
40:34Hey, that's right.
40:35In scrimmage, Grinaldo played both offense and defense.
40:39That's gotta be it.
40:40That's gotta be what she's doing.
40:41Well, then how do we stop her?
40:43Well, there's only one way.
40:44Which is?
40:45Well, we beat her at her own game.
40:53Now, with a minute and a half left to play,
40:55the score is Panthers 13, Ducks nothing.
40:57Let's try J-11.
40:58Sweep left.
40:59On two.
41:00Ready?
41:01Break!
41:02But I go right.
41:03Right.
41:09Ready.
41:11Set.
41:12Ten.
41:13Okay.
41:14Shift right.
41:15Forty-eight.
41:16Shift right.
41:17Hut one.
41:18Shift right.
41:19Hut two.
41:20Serena Duncan fades back to pass.
41:21No, it's a handoff to Kelly Garrett.
41:22She's breaking downfield line.
41:24One tackle in front of her.
41:26She avoids a tackle.
41:27She avoids a second tackle.
41:29She scores!
41:30Kelly Garrett scores!
41:35Well, ladies and gentlemen, better late than never.
41:37This is beginning to look somewhat like a ball game.
41:39The score is now Panthers 13, the Ducks six.
41:42And suddenly, the small crowd that is bringing the loneliness
41:44to this huge coliseum seems to be getting its money's worth.
41:47They're lining up now for the extra point.
41:48Making the conversion attempt is the Ducks coach and manager,
41:50Amy Jarvis.
41:51There's the snap.
41:52The set.
41:53The kick.
41:54And it's good!
41:56The score is now Panthers 13, Ducks seven.
41:58Yeah!
42:05You gonna try an onside kick?
42:06To the right.
42:15Shift into an onside kick right.
42:17Ready?
42:18Ready!
42:19With less than a minute to play, the Ducks have suddenly come alive.
42:23As the two teams line up for the kickoff,
42:25we can probably expect an onside kick.
42:33Shift!
42:34The Panthers are shifting sharply to the left.
42:37Sabrina Duncan will do the kicking.
42:40Getting set now.
42:43Here's the kick.
42:46It is not an onside kick.
42:48It's a high-end ball over the head of the Panthers' safety.
42:52Chris Monroe brings women downfield.
42:54There's a bubble.
42:55Wait a minute.
42:56Monroe recovers.
42:57Chris Monroe recovers the bubble for the Ducks.
43:09I wonder if this is how O.J. got started.
43:11It's the Ducks' ball for a first down.
43:13An incredible turn of luck for the Ducks.
43:15The question now is, will there be enough time to take advantage of it?
43:18You said an onside kick.
43:19Yeah, well, um, I changed my mind.
43:21Okay.
43:22What now?
43:23Exactly.
43:24All right, let's try something new, huh?
43:26Are you crazy?
43:2720 yards to go, less than a minute to play in the game,
43:30and you want to try something that we've never tried before?
43:32Right.
43:33Let's pass to Polky.
43:34Look, Polky, this is what you do.
43:36You go straight out, and then you go this way.
43:39You got it?
43:42Got it.
43:43Okay, the rest of us will set up for the regular F42 on two.
43:46All right?
43:47Ready?
43:48Break!
43:49Break!
43:51Listen, with Polky's dialing...
43:52Dyslexia.
43:53Yeah, are you sure she got it straight?
43:54No, I'm definitely not sure, but Grinaldi is.
43:58Gotcha.
43:59As the Ducks break from the huddle and come up to the line,
44:01there's less than 20 seconds to play.
44:03After that, it's all over.
44:05They are nearly out of time.
44:06They must get the ball into play.
44:08The Ducks have got to get the ball into play.
44:10The Ducks are going to have to hurry.
44:11The clock is running out.
44:134, 3, 2...
44:16The ball snapped just in time.
44:18Sabrina Duncan fades back, looking for a receiver.
44:20Polky Jefferson racing downfield, breaking left.
44:22No, right!
44:23Duncan sees her.
44:24Here's the pass.
44:25She gets it off.
44:26It is good!
44:27Jefferson scores!
44:28Ladies and gentlemen, the clock has run out,
44:29but the Ducks will be given the opportunity of making the extra point attempt.
44:32If their attempt is successful, the Ducks will win this game!
44:44All right, the team's lineup.
44:45The outcome of this ball game hangs in the balance.
44:47Again, making the extra point attempt is Amy Jarvis,
44:50and there's a tremendous amount of pressure on this little girl.
44:52It's a tense, emotion-packed moment,
44:54because it's all on the line right now.
44:56Left hand kick! Left hand kick!
44:58Here's the snap.
45:00A kick.
45:02It's good!
45:03The Ducks win!
45:04The final score, Ducks 14, Panthers 13.
45:07In an incredible comeback from behind,
45:09the Ducks have taken the lead from the Panthers.
45:18I said you looked like a winner.
45:20I was right about that.
45:22Well, I was right.
45:24I mean, that's something, isn't it?
45:27Yeah, that's something.
45:47I'm proud of you.
45:49Because we won?
45:51Yeah.
45:55If only you could have been proud of me for trying.
45:59But it doesn't matter.
46:01I started out doing this for you,
46:03and ended up doing it for myself.
46:07And you know what?
46:09I don't need it anymore.
46:11Any of it.
46:13You've just seen my first and last game.
46:18♪♪
46:29Amy!
46:31♪♪
46:37I am proud of you.
46:38Really, Dad?
46:40Yeah.
46:42♪♪
46:51♪♪
46:54Ha, ha, ha, ha!
46:56Ah!
46:58Ha, ha, ha!
47:00♪♪
47:05♪♪
47:18Let me get this straight, Angels.
47:20Julia Smith had nothing to do with terrorizing the players
47:23on our client's team, is that right?
47:25No, Charlie.
47:26Joe Phillips and his friends
47:28deliberately used motorcycles to terrorize Polky and me
47:31to make it appear Julia Smith was involved.
47:33Because Julia happened to ride a motorcycle, hmm?
47:37Like we said, Charlie,
47:38Joe Phillips didn't care if the Ducks and the Panthers
47:40played their game.
47:42He just didn't want it to be on that day in the Coliseum
47:44where there'd be Coliseum personnel and guards on duty.
47:47You did very well, Angels.
47:49I, uh, I hope you didn't pick up too many bruises.
47:53Well, don't worry, Charlie.
47:54We're gonna get some special clothes to cover our bruises.
47:58Yes, uh, Charlie, and we're going to give the bill to Bosley.
48:01Yeah, I thought maybe a few pair of slacks and a coat.
48:05Wait a, wait a minute.
48:07We charged our client very little on this job.
48:10As a matter of fact, we only took expense money.
48:12Oh, I thought maybe a few evening gowns.
48:14A white, maybe.
48:15Some evening gowns?
48:16I've got to have a new ski outfit.
48:18A ski outfit? It's not even snowing.
48:20I don't know where he is.
48:21I don't know where he is.
48:22Charlie, would you get into this?
48:31♪
49:01♪