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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy.
00:06Two in Los Angeles.
00:13The other in San Francisco.
00:16And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:22But I took them away from all that.
00:25And now they work for me.
00:27My name is Charlie.
01:00I'm going to be a police officer.
01:03I'm going to be a police officer.
01:06I'm going to be a police officer.
01:09And I'm going to be a police officer.
01:29And that's what's the benefit of Chicago with your personal inheritance in Cincinnati.
01:33That way you can do the one-nighter in New York on your way from London.
01:37Before you hit Vegas and pick up that date in Dallas without doubling back.
01:42Look, Sam, if Ben's arrangements are satisfactory, I think we ought to clear up these contractual matters concerning your taxes.
01:49Didn't I say never to mention taxes while we're having a meal of any kind?
01:53Okay, I'll sign for you, all right?
01:55Yeah, go ahead, son.
01:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58You're here, aren't you?
02:00Huh? Sammy?
02:01Yes.
02:02Sammy Davis, Jr.?
02:03Yes, I am.
02:04I knew it, I knew it.
02:06It's amazing that you recognize me because most people take me for Paul Newman.
02:09Yeah, yeah, Paul Newman.
02:13Oh, Mr. Davis, could you do me a favor, please?
02:16Could I have your autograph?
02:17Not for me, for my sister.
02:19Of course, it'll be my pleasure.
02:23Yeah, I've got a pen here somewhere.
02:29Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
02:31Don't worry about it, everything's okay.
02:33Don't worry about it, everything's all right.
02:35These little boys, they'll get this cleaned up.
02:38Don't worry about it.
02:39Please forgive me, let me pay for your cleaning.
02:41It's not to worry.
02:43Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:47Flip Wilson.
02:55I've never done anything clumsy to a Starbucks.
02:57Just don't worry about it, sir.
02:59My sister's gonna kill me.
03:01Well, that's all right.
03:02I think Taylor will probably kill me for the coffee stand.
03:05Look, it's okay, I can take care of it.
03:29I think I left my watch in here.
03:31Anybody see it?
03:33Ha, there it is.
03:39Still ticking.
03:43Hey, Flip?
03:45You okay?
04:02Angels, meet Ben Brody.
04:04Ben is the business manager for Sammy Davis Jr.
04:07He needs our help, and immediately,
04:09someone is trying to kidnap Sammy Davis.
04:12Two hours ago, and they almost got him this time.
04:15They used chloroform, but Sam's okay.
04:17Excuse me, Mr. Brody, you said this time?
04:20You mean they've tried before?
04:22Yes, at the Las Vegas airport, three weeks ago.
04:26Angels, starting tomorrow,
04:28I want you to keep a very unobtrusive eye on Mr. Davis
04:32when he appears as the host of a charity fashion show
04:35at the Beverly Seville Hotel.
04:37The Beverly Seville is a very busy place.
04:40Won't be easy to provide security there.
04:43Well, have the police been notified?
04:46Yes, they're doing all they can,
04:49but I need extra help, special help.
04:53I need you.
04:59Now, ladies and gentlemen, Sammy Davis Jr.
05:03Whoo!
05:05Whoo!
05:07Whoo!
05:10Whoo!
05:15Thank you, you're beautiful. Thank you very much.
05:18Welcome, welcome to this marvelous charity affair
05:21that we have once a year, and I'm very pleased to be here.
05:25Welcome to this marvelous charity affair
05:27that we have once a year, and I'm very proud
05:30to be asked back again to be your host and emcee.
05:34And if you're like me, you can't wait
05:36until you find out what our designers have whipped up
05:39to drive everybody out of their minds this year.
05:42Beginning with a fashion aperitif,
05:44it's entitled Daytime to Evening Extraordinaire.
05:48Would you make the ladies feel comfortable
05:50with a round of applause, our models?
05:55Thank you.
06:07Ben, you know, I don't like arguments,
06:09and it's not really an argument,
06:10but I think you should have told me
06:12before you went out and hired a bodyguard.
06:14Well, I can tell you, Sam, I care what happens to you.
06:17Well, so do I.
06:18But these people came to me entertained, Benny.
06:21They don't, they're not involved with my mishegas.
06:24Believe me, Sam, no one will even know.
06:27Oh, I have seen bodyguards.
06:30I have seen bodyguards, Ben.
06:32They're all 7'6",
06:34and they all have faces that look like catcher's mitts.
06:37Oh, Mr. Davis?
06:38Yes.
06:39Excuse me, Chris Monroe, On The Spot News.
06:41Do you think it would be possible to get a small interview?
06:43Well, as long as you let the people know
06:45that we're here for the hospital fund
06:46and we need all the contributions we can get.
06:48You got a deal.
06:49Okay.
06:50Wonderful. Right over here.
06:51All right.
06:52Good.
06:54It is not fashion alone
06:56that brings the crowds here to the Beverly Seville.
06:58It is the desire to help others.
07:00And every dime raised here today
07:02will go to the special treatment wing of the children's clinic.
07:05And here is one of the stars to make that all possible,
07:08Mr. Sammy Davis, Jr.
07:09Thank you very, very much.
07:11I would like to sit.
07:13You still think I'm 7'6",
07:15with a face like a catcher's mitt?
07:18What?
07:20Townsend Associates.
07:22I'm working for you.
07:24You're working for me?
07:28I think I'm going to like this.
07:32Sammy, you're on.
07:35We'll see you later.
07:38That's groovy, man.
07:41Before we go any further,
07:42I would like to remind everyone in the room
07:44that the big event
07:45beside the presence of these lovely ladies
07:47is our famous look-alike celebrity contest,
07:50which will be on later in the show.
07:51So please hang in for that.
07:53And you husbands, get your checks ready,
07:55because right now, look out.
07:58Let's see what's new
07:59at the very smartest cocktail parties.
08:02Hey, it went good, babe.
08:22Hey, where's my buddy gone?
08:24What'd I tell you?
08:25Now, who wouldn't know?
08:26Excuse me.
08:27I'm sorry.
08:28Please excuse me for interrupting,
08:29but I am Sabrina Duncan.
08:30I'm the chairperson, chairperson
08:32on the committee for giving,
08:33and I wondered how much I should put you down for,
08:36Mr. Davis.
08:37Put me down?
08:38We gave at the office.
08:39Ben.
08:40Mr. Davis, please, please,
08:41let me assure you,
08:42you have no obligation in the world to contribute.
08:45Okay.
08:46It would be a very nice gesture.
08:48A nice gesture?
08:49Yes.
08:51Okay.
08:52Oh, thank you, thank you.
08:54There you are.
08:55Just signed right there.
08:57Mr. Davis, I'm one of your bodyguards.
08:58If you should see anything out of the ordinary,
08:59just give me a signal.
09:01Thank you.
09:02Thank you very much.
09:03Bye now.
09:04Thank you.
09:09That's one of my bodyguards?
09:19I think I'm gonna love danger.
09:22Come on.
09:30Mr. Davis?
09:32Wrong.
09:33I'm gonna give you one last chance now, you hear?
09:36Mr. Davis, I'm Kelly,
09:38another one of your bodyguards.
09:40Ain't that nothing?
09:42Mr. Davis.
09:43Mr. Davis.
09:44Sammy Davis.
09:45Mr. Davis.
09:46Mr. Davis.
09:47Mr. Davis.
09:48Mr. Davis.
09:49Mr. Davis.
09:50Mr. Davis.
09:51Mr. Davis.
09:52Mr. Davis.
09:53Mr. Davis.
09:54Mr. Davis.
09:55Mr. Davis.
09:56Mr. Davis.
09:57Mr. Davis.
09:58Mr. Davis.
09:59Sammy Davis, Jr.
10:00What makes you think I look like Sammy Davis, Jr.?
10:04Because let me tell you something, lady.
10:06First of all, I am smarter than he is.
10:09God knows I'm taller than he is.
10:12And when it comes to looks,
10:16I'm cool.
10:17He's a fool.
10:19Well, if you're not Sammy Davis, Jr.,
10:22who are you?
10:23Who am I?
10:24Who am I?
10:25I happen to be Herbert Brubaker III
10:28from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
10:31I happen to be president and owner
10:33of the H&B Buzzerterias,
10:37a fine chain of liquor stores.
10:39Oh, I think I understand, Mr. Davis.
10:43You prefer to be incognito, right?
10:46Don't you talk no smut, girl.
10:48I'm a veteran.
10:50Well, I only mean you didn't want to be recognized.
10:54Recognize?
10:55Will you come with me, please?
10:57Come over here. Let me show you something.
11:03Now you look here.
11:04See, that ain't Barbara.
11:08That ain't Bert.
11:13That ain't Jimmy Durante.
11:15We all here for that look-a-like contest.
11:18If it hadn't been for my lodge hall asking me to come here
11:21to hopefully help the hospital,
11:23I wouldn't be here myself.
11:25Now, have you got that perfectly clear?
11:27And who did you say you were again?
11:29Well, at this moment, it's not definite.
11:35Ladies and gentlemen, at this time,
11:36it becomes my pleasure to introduce to you
11:39the finalists in the celebrity look-a-like contest.
11:42This is what we've all been waiting for.
11:44Come on, let's make them feel at home.
11:46First, Mr. Inky Dinky Dewey himself,
11:50Marvin Mitchell.
11:52Now, our very own Barbara Streisand,
11:55Miss Sally Wilson.
11:58How about this look-a-like for Mr. Bert Reynolds,
12:01Scott Willoughby.
12:03Finally, ladies and gentlemen,
12:04Mr. Herbert Brubaker III.
12:06All right.
12:23Cool down.
12:25Excuse me.
12:26Uh, excuse me, excuse me.
12:28Uh, could I, could I help you?
12:30Oh, we got a delivery from Mr. Davis.
12:32May I see some identification then, please?
12:35Identification doesn't matter.
12:36We're, you know, uh, the company.
12:38Identification?
12:39Yeah, some gum.
12:40Just a second, please.
12:41One second, please.
12:53Oh, my God.
13:03Marie, are you all right?
13:05What happened?
13:06Oh, I think I just, uh,
13:09I think I just met the kidnappers.
13:11Ladies and gentlemen,
13:12the judges have decided on the cat
13:15that looks the most like me,
13:17Mr. Herbert Brubaker III.
13:20Congratulations.
13:21The cup is yours.
13:23I don't want no cup.
13:25You're supposed to take the cup, Mr. Brubaker.
13:27You won the look-alike contest.
13:29But see, you understand.
13:30I don't look like him.
13:31You look exactly like Mr. Davis.
13:33The judges said so, Mr. Brubaker.
13:35What?
13:36You do, you do.
13:37You please take the cup.
13:38You think I look like that turkey?
13:39Take the cup, please.
13:40Okay, I'll take the cup.
13:50I'll take the cup.
13:58Stay back now, stay back.
14:00I can't believe it.
14:01It's so exciting.
14:02It really is.
14:03I thank you very much.
14:04Please give my love to the ladies, will you?
14:06I will, I will.
14:07And we can't thank you enough, really.
14:09It was so marvelous,
14:11and we can't thank you enough
14:12for coming again this year.
14:14Well, thank you, darling.
14:15It's awfully sweet of you.
14:16There's just one small favor.
14:18It's for Mr. Brubaker, your look-alike.
14:20Oh, yes.
14:21Well, we asked him if there was anything we could do
14:23before he went back to Pittsburgh.
14:24That was probably a mistake.
14:26Well, it seems he's heard about
14:27your well-known collection of automobiles,
14:29and we wondered if it wasn't too much of an imposition
14:32if you would...
14:33Please, please, don't even bother yourself.
14:35He may come over to the house, see them all.
14:38As a matter of fact,
14:39better than seeing them,
14:40I'll let him even drive the one of his choice.
14:43Oh, how very, very kind of you, Mr. Davis.
14:46My pleasure, Mrs. Warren.
14:47Thank you so much.
14:48And please remember me
14:49to the rest of the ladies of the committee.
14:50I will. What a joy it was to work with you.
14:52Thank you.
14:53See you next year.
14:56Mr. Davis, I'm Kelly, your third angel.
14:59Oh, hello, Kelly.
15:01Wait a minute.
15:03You are Sammy Davis, Jr., aren't you?
15:05Well, let me put it this way, dear.
15:07We're on our way to her house,
15:09and if there's a gorgeous, cocoa-brown lady,
15:12ooh, dynamite,
15:13and she looks at me and goes,
15:15Hey, baby, what took you so long to get home?
15:18Then I'm Sam.
15:46Two o'clock, and all is well.
15:49Thanks, boss.
15:51What kind of clown am I?
15:58What do I know of life?
16:03Mm-hmm.
16:05Why can't I cast away this mask of play
16:12And live my life?
16:16Why can't I fall in love
16:24Till I don't give a damn?
16:29Heavy here.
16:31And maybe then I'll know
16:36What kind of fool's thing I am
16:54Make sure you give me the sting at the end.
16:58I'll catch you guys tomorrow.
17:00Take care of business for me.
17:01Wait a minute.
17:03It's all finished.
17:05Ta-da!
17:06Sammy, I knew there was more to this than you let on.
17:10What do you mean?
17:12You know, he even tried to make out what happened at the restaurant
17:15was just a couple of drunks having fun.
17:17Darling, the only thing I tried to do
17:19was not get you involved in something
17:21that wasn't all that important from the get-go.
17:23That's all.
17:24I haven't had one easy minute since this started.
17:28Kelly, you know what I think?
17:30I think you should just cancel everything
17:32and we should go away for a while.
17:34Go... go away?
17:37Away where?
17:39How about Paris?
17:41That'd be a nice place to go.
17:43Oh, sure, Paris is marvelous, darling,
17:45because nobody knows me in Paris, you see,
17:47and there's a lot of shops, and you could go shopping.
17:49And just one second, would you hold that?
17:51No, no, no, no, no.
17:53Kelly, would you excuse me just a moment?
17:55Because I think Altavise and I
17:57are about to have one of the fantastic fights of all time.
18:05Sure, I'll wait in the next room.
18:07Thank you, darling.
18:09Will you do me a favor and just relax, Alta?
18:13Everything is groovy.
18:15Sit by me, over here.
18:17There you go.
18:19That's a bodyguard?
18:22Yeah.
18:2498 pounds of police-trained dynamite.
18:27Ha-ha.
18:29Just remember one thing, darling.
18:32What is it?
18:34Let us not forget who is protecting whom.
18:39Ha-ha-ha.
18:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
18:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
18:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
19:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
19:07Davis is inside now, I'm positive.
19:09The others are left.
19:10There's nobody outside but the chauffeur.
19:12They won't be expecting us to make our move so soon, Mr. Flewell.
19:16They'll be surprised.
19:18bad and still try again. Bad luck. That's all bad luck. You're right, the bad luck
19:24is all mine, pal. Working with you two losers. Okay, we move. We take out the
19:32chauffeur first, cut the phone lines, then inside. If there's security people, waste
19:40them.
19:48Looks small to me.
20:09Oh, I didn't see you. Kelly didn't tell me that you were outside. Kelly who? The one
20:24inside. I want this baby. I love everything about it from stem to stern. I can dig it.
20:36I want it. This is the one I want right now. Oh, well, it's ready. I mean, the keys are
20:41in it. After all, I mean, it is all yours, isn't it? Look, you ready? Yeah. All right,
20:53here we go. Oh, look, I don't think this is a very good idea, Mr. Davis. Why don't you
21:09let me call Kelly and then she can ride with you? I don't need no Irish person to help
21:15me drive this car. And I want you to do me one favor. I want you to stop calling me Mr.
21:23Davis. Oh, well, I'm sorry, Sam. Back up. Look out. The brew is on the moon. Can't stand
21:50myself. Sam, it's Davis in that car. Hey, Kelly, the kidnappers are after him. After
22:19who? Wait a minute. They're kidnapping the wrong man. They're in a van. Come on. Sabrina,
22:29Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina,
22:53Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina,
23:19What are you doing, fool? You must be crazy. Do you know you almost hit my car? Does this
23:48car look like some little turkey thing? Don't you get rough with me? Back up. Now, I am
23:55mad enough because you came so close to try your jaw, go upside your head. Don't you make
24:01no kind of funny. Don't you make no...
24:24The kidnappers have him. Have who? The kidnappers have him. Have who? The kidnappers have him.
24:53Have who? The wrong one. Herbie Brubaker III. Oh, that poor little guy. You guys find him, okay?
25:18Whatever it takes, whatever it costs, find him. You know the reason why that man is in a lot of
25:23trouble? Because that poor schlub happens to look like me. That's the only reason that I feel
25:27terrible about him. Oh, take it easy, babe. It's not your fault that he looks like you. Listen,
25:31believe me, we understand how you feel. We'll do everything we can to help. We have a lead on the
25:37two kidnappers, but we'll need your cooperation. Well, of course, anything. Well, as we see it,
25:43as long as the kidnappers think they have the real Sammy Davis, it's in their interest to keep
25:47him alive and healthy. Right. At least until the ransom comes through. You see, I feel that our
25:52logical course of action right now is to let the kidnappers think that they succeeded, that they
25:59kidnap you. No, no, no, no. That'll never work, John. As soon as I show up in Las Vegas or as soon
26:11as I do a television show or as soon as I do any gig, as a matter of fact, there'll be no...
26:25Huh. Now I see where you're coming from. I don't do Vegas. I don't do any gigs. I don't do no
26:32television show. I don't do nothing for nobody at no time, right? Right. You stay in the house,
26:37out of sight, and you don't tell anybody, not even Ben Brody or your best friends, that you're
26:43actually safe. Well, you don't have to worry about Ben after all. That's my main man. Uh, Sammy,
26:51look, we are in no way accusing Ben Brody of anything, but we cannot take any chances. As much
26:59as I hate to suggest the possibility, Sam, this kidnapping scheme could have been hatched
27:06close to home. Oh, that's heavy. That's really heavy. Hey, babe, I think you should do as they
27:22say. Ben and I'll understand when it's all over. I hope so. I really hope so, honey. We will.
27:33You done blew it. I mean blew it. What do you mean we blew it? We got you, don't we? Yeah, you got me.
27:41You got me. What I mean is that you got me, but you ain't got no Sammy Davis Jr. You know who you
27:50turkeys are gazing at? Hmm? You are looking at Herbert Brubaker III. I got my card. Wait a minute.
28:00There it is. Herbert Brubaker III, president of H&B Booze Arterias. That's what it says, Mr.
28:13Flewellen. Brubaker. What is this? Anybody can print up cards. I can have cards printed up saying that
28:21I'm the chief rabbi of Jerusalem. This is nothing more than a shabby attempt to weasel out of your own
28:28You think we've got the wrong guy? No, of course not. But if we did, the poor sucker we got would be in a lot of
28:34trouble. I mean, if this isn't Sammy Davis, then all we got is a witness, somebody who can identify us.
28:40We got no chance for a ransom. I mean, why keep him alive?
28:46But if this is Davis, how can we be sure? Real Sammy Davis sings and dances.
29:01Come on, now. Give me some home to move and groove.
29:06You ready, Mr. Brody? I'm ready.
29:26Hello. Hello. Who is this? This is Ben Brody, Mr. Davis's manager.
29:32You know why I'm calling. I want to talk business to the right person.
29:37What have you done with Sammy? Is he all right? I want to talk to him.
29:41Now, first, you listen. You want to see him alive again, you're going to follow my instructions.
29:50All right. All right. I'm listening.
29:54You are to collect three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars in unmarked bills.
30:01Nothing larger than a 50. Nothing smaller than a five.
30:06Serial numbers to be at random. The money will be delivered according to instructions which you will receive by telephone in exactly eight hours.
30:18It's not enough time. It's a lot of money.
30:20Eight hours, I said. No extensions. Now you get the money and get ready for my phone call.
30:27How do I know Sam's all right? Let me talk to him.
30:36I'm going to put him on, but I don't want any tricks.
30:40You understand? No tricks.
30:49Hey, Sammy. What's happening, baby?
30:53Sam, this is Benny. Are you OK?
30:57Oh, sure, Lenny. I'm fine.
31:01Lenny, this is Benny. Ben Brody. Sam, are you OK?
31:08Oh, of course I am, Denny. I guess I just a little shook up from what's going on down here.
31:15Listen, this. Eight hours.
31:31Benny. Benny.
31:35What's he trying to tell us?
31:37Three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars.
31:41How long will it take you to raise that kind of money, Mr. Price?
31:44Three hundred and seventy five grand in eight hours.
31:47You might as well ask us for the moon.
31:49Maybe not. Maybe not. There's a corporation account I can run the last deposits through and then let me figure.
31:57You know, Andy's a mathematical genius, but he can't print the money.
32:00We can make it. I can get the rest of the pension trust fund. We can do it.
32:06You know, I never thought I'd be glad about going broke. Andy and I will get the cash. We'll be back as soon as we can.
32:11All right. See you later.
32:23Three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars. That's an awful strange amount, isn't it?
32:29Yeah, it's kind of odd. Why not four hundred?
32:33And only a few hours to get it together.
32:36Well, it sounds to me like our kidnappers know an awful lot about Sammy's bank account.
32:40Yeah, we got eight hours.
32:44I think we better find out everything we can about Ben Brody and Andy Price.
32:48Well, the two of them share an office together on the strip.
32:52Now, Price probably handles the books.
32:54Yeah, we could just get in there.
32:56I got an idea. Why don't you let me handle that one?
33:01You got it. Hey, wait. Keep in touch.
33:04Hey, Chris. Yeah.
33:06Be careful.
33:08Thanks, Leslie.
33:28Hi, I'm Taffy.
33:32Oh, that's nice.
33:34Did you wish to see Mr. Brody or Mr. Price?
33:37Oh, well, gee, I'm kind of surprised that Andy isn't here waiting for me because he told me to be here right at ten o'clock or he'd get real mad.
33:46Mr. Price called. He's had kind of an emergency come up.
33:51I don't see an appointment for you, Miss Taffy.
33:57Oh, no, it wasn't really an appointment appointment.
34:00See, Andy was going to take me to the racetrack so that we could discuss my career.
34:05And oh, I remember.
34:09He said that if he wasn't here, that I should wait for him in his office so that people wouldn't get the wrong idea.
34:19What did he mean by that?
34:22I'm sure I don't know, dear.
34:24Why don't you come this way?
34:27Perhaps you can wait here until I can reach Mr. Price.
34:31Just make yourself comfortable.
34:35Thank you.
35:06Well, Andy Price may be a mathematical genius, but he's an awful embezzler.
35:11Of course, then I guess no one could conceal that much money missing for very long.
35:15Look, the office records show that there was supposed to be an audit next week.
35:19That means he was running out of time.
35:21I don't know. I mean, I can't believe it.
35:24We've already got an identification on two of the kidnappers.
35:27Now, they're a couple of small-time muscle men, but word on the street has that they work for somebody else,
35:32a gambler named Flewellen.
35:35I found this in Andy Price's desk drawer.
35:37He called this number six, maybe seven times a day.
35:40So I checked it with a friend on the vice squad, and it's Flewellen's number.
35:53If Andy needed money, why didn't he come to me?
35:56Well, he may have needed a lot.
35:58Flewellen must have a real hold on him.
36:01See, the way it looks is, Andy owes a big market to Flewellen,
36:05so he starts embezzling from you to pay off, and he just gets in deeper and deeper.
36:11And so he helps them to set up this kidnapping.
36:17Don't feel too sorry for him, Davis.
36:22You're right, babe.
36:24But I know who I do feel sorry for.
36:28Who can take a sunbeam?
36:31Put it in the brain.
36:34Who can take a number, never complain?
36:38Candyman.
36:40Candyman can.
36:42Candyman can, cause he makes it with love, makes the world taste good.
36:48Makes the world taste good!
36:54THE CANDYMAN
37:01Fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five.
37:05Three hundred and seventy-five thousand.
37:08Easy come, easy go.
37:13Ben?
37:18Okay.
37:21Hello, this is Ben Brody.
37:23Are you ready for the delivery?
37:25Yes, but my associate, Mr. Bosley, will bring the money.
37:28I'm, I'm too shook up to drive.
37:30I don't care who it is, but only one guy, no cops, you understand?
37:33I see cops and Davis is gone.
37:35Yes.
37:37I hear your instructions, I'll give them to you just once.
37:40You're to drive to the phone booth on the south corner of Tobin and Fifteenth Street.
37:44You wait there, we'll call. You got fifteen minutes.
37:49Tobin and Fifteenth.
37:51Well, I better hurry.
37:58Boy, that's heavy.
37:59John.
38:00Huh?
38:01Good luck and thank you.
38:03You're welcome.
38:04Stay in touch on the walkie-talkie.
38:06Will do.
38:12Well, that's it.
38:14Just wait now, huh?
38:16I feel guilty about having John take the risks.
38:18I should be doing that myself.
38:20There's not really that much risk.
38:22No, don't worry about old Bosley.
38:25He'll be well taken care of.
38:27What do you mean?
38:28You didn't bring the police in on this, did you?
38:30You heard what the kidnapper said.
38:32You're risking Sam's life.
38:34Oh, no, they're not.
38:36Ta-da!
38:38You're okay!
38:39I'm all right.
38:41Hey, what's, what's going on?
38:44What's this all about?
38:46Well, uh, they kidnapped the wrong guy.
38:49They kidnapped that little cat that looks like me.
38:52You know, the guy from the contest.
38:54Sam, I don't believe it.
38:56I was going nuts.
38:58Well, I'm sorry you had to go through it.
39:00We didn't want to take the chance on anyone knowing
39:03until we were ready to act.
39:05Now, what do you mean?
39:07What else is it we don't know?
39:10What we did is we put a small electronic signaling device
39:13in the suitcase that Bosley just took out.
39:15Now, when he hands that suitcase to the kidnappers,
39:18all the police have to do is follow that signal right to him.
39:21Good.
39:22Then maybe we'll find out who's behind all this.
39:24Yeah.
39:25Hey, look, I know it's been kind of heavy
39:27for both you cats for the last few hours,
39:29so why don't you go home and collapse, huh?
39:31The police are on it, and with the girls,
39:33we'll have it wrapped up,
39:34and I'll give you a call and let you know.
39:36Go home?
39:37Yeah.
39:38What do you mean, go home?
39:39I am going to celebrate.
39:44Well, I'm exhausted.
39:45This has been some experience.
39:48Sam, I'm glad you're all right, man.
39:50Thank you.
39:51Okay.
39:52I'll call you, right?
39:53All right. Okay.
39:54I'll talk on you tomorrow.
39:55Yeah.
40:01Ray, he's coming.
40:03I hope he bought that electronic signal business.
40:10Wait a minute.
40:12What?
40:13Andy?
40:15Andy's mixed up in this?
40:21Yeah, Ben.
40:22Afraid so?
40:23Oh, no.
40:40Hurry. Price just drove off.
40:42Ah!
40:43Hello?
40:45You are now to drive to Glendale and Orkut
40:47for a lonely drive.
40:49For a lonely drive, huh?
40:51It's an emergency call.
40:52I was just waiting for the call of the year.
40:55You're not going to drive to Glendale?
40:57With you?
40:58If it's too early to say so.
41:00I have to drive to Glendale.
41:02You don't have to drive to Glendale.
41:04You're not going to drive to Glendale.
41:06You're going to drive to Orkut.
41:08Orkut is where my mother and I are now.
41:11You are now to drive to Glendale and Orchard,
41:12phone booth on the corner.
41:14You've got five minutes.
41:42I'll stay with him.
41:44Kelly, do you read?
41:46We have a location, Oceanside, north of Manning.
42:11What are you talking about?
42:12I'm telling you, that guy is not Sammy Davis.
42:15His name's, uh, uh, Brewster or something.
42:19Uh, Brewbaker.
42:21I told you.
42:22He told us.
42:23Shut up!
42:24Both of you, shut up!
42:29What are we going to do?
42:31We got to let him go.
42:32He's worthless.
42:33What do you mean, I'm worthless?
42:36I got a chain of liquor stores.
42:38What you got, chump?
42:39Shut him up.
42:41No.
42:42No, we're not letting anybody go.
42:45Look, Lou, please, let's just get out now, huh?
42:47No!
42:50No, no, no.
42:51I'm not, I'm not walking out of here empty handed.
42:55We don't have a choice.
42:57What do you mean, they got no case against us
42:58without a witness?
43:00What are you talking about?
43:02I mean, you didn't think I was going to let him walk away
43:04in any case, did you, Andy?
43:07Lou, please.
43:08You said no one was going to get hurt.
43:15There's only one witness.
43:20No, I'm afraid now there are two.
43:24Hey, uh.
43:37Sam, you better stay here.
43:39No, no, no.
43:40My face got a little herby into this mess.
43:42I'm going to stay until the very end.
43:43Come on, you go to a.
43:47OK.
43:49Now, there's an office in the back.
43:50One door, one window.
43:51I distinctly heard Andy Price's voice.
43:53All right, there's at least three of them in there.
43:55What we need is a distraction.
43:56Hey, you got it.
43:58Wait a minute, Sammy.
43:59I'm not.
44:00No, no, no, wait a minute.
44:01I'm not.
44:02I'm not.
44:03I'm not.
44:04I'm not.
44:04I'm not.
44:05I'm not.
44:07Let me do my thing.
44:08That's what I do.
44:09Give me about five seconds, and then you guys do your thing.
44:33Hey!
44:35Sammy Davis!
44:37Hey, you little turkey!
44:38What was that?
44:39I know you in here.
44:40Georgie, come on.
44:41Take a look.
44:42I know a turkey.
44:43I know his way about.
44:44Come on out.
44:46I see you, chump.
44:48You ain't no big thing, you know.
44:51Tell Sammy Davis that the brew is here, too.
44:55Get ready for the showdown.
44:58Go ahead.
45:00Tell him.
45:03Mr. Floella, it's him.
45:06Not the real him, the other one.
45:09The one we don't got.
45:11He's outside.
45:13What the hell are you talking about?
45:17Go on.
45:18Go on.
45:19Help him.
45:36Oh, shit!
45:37Freeze!
45:38Move over here.
45:43OK, hold it.
45:44Hold it.
45:45Let's go.
45:48Real slow.
45:49Over to the wall.
45:50Get in there.
45:51Get in there.
45:52Andy?
45:53He's out.
45:54He's out.
45:55He's out.
45:56He's out.
45:57He's out.
45:58He's out.
45:59He's out.
46:00He's out.
46:01He's out.
46:02He's out.
46:03He's out.
46:04Andy?
46:05He's out.
46:06I think he's OK.
46:07Go.
46:08Get against the wall.
46:09Against the wall.
46:10Get those feet apart.
46:17What about me?
46:18I mean, I've been out here on this floor, man.
46:20Got all ruffed up.
46:21The man messed up my duds and everything.
46:24Sure is nice.
46:25You know, everything has been taken care of.
46:28Not that I was scared or anything.
46:30Oh, of course not.
46:32I ain't scared of nobody.
46:33I ain't lying to you.
46:34I ain't scared of nobody.
46:36Oh, because I learned how to use my dukes.
46:42And I don't look like nobody either.
46:44Because I'm an original.
46:48Right on, Herbie.
46:50Hello.
46:51Hey.
46:52Hi.
46:53Hi.
46:55Holy Toledo.
46:56You guys look terrific.
46:58Thank you.
46:59Well, we've been looking forward to it.
47:01I can't wait.
47:02I hope you've heard that we've arranged for Andy to pay back the money
47:05so that he won't have to go to jail like the other guys.
47:08Oh, yeah.
47:09Yeah.
47:10Yeah.
47:11Yeah.
47:12Yeah.
47:13Yeah.
47:14Yeah.
47:15Yeah.
47:16Yeah.
47:17Yeah.
47:18That's right.
47:19He won't have to go to jail like the other guys.
47:20Well, some time in jail those other guys richly deserve.
47:23You know, I am so pleased that you're joining us for the opening tonight.
47:27Well, we are thrilled.
47:28Now you have to tell us, what kind of an opening is it?
47:32You mean he didn't tell you?
47:34No.
47:35No.
47:36Oh.
47:37Well, darling, Ben took care of the tables and everything,
47:39so I just figured that an opening is an opening.
47:42So, come on, let's go.
47:44Wait a minute!
47:45Wait!
47:46Wait!
47:47Now, we've all been guessing.
47:48Mm-hmm.
47:49I guessed it.
47:50It's the new discotheque on the Strip.
47:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
47:54It's that new French restaurant.
47:55Reservations are impossible, right?
47:57Yeah, right?
47:58No.
47:58Wrong.
47:59It is a movie premiere.
48:01Ah, ha, ha.
48:02Mm-hmm.
48:02Wrong.
48:03Again.
48:04Now, wait.
48:06Wait till you hear this.
48:07Okay, go ahead.
48:09We are all invited...
48:11Uh-huh.
48:11...as special honored guests...
48:14Ah!
48:15...to the super grand opening...
48:17Ah, ha, ha.
48:18...of Herbert Brubaker III's BOOZETERIA WEST.
48:23Ah.
48:24Ah.
48:25Ah.