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00:00Je suis le secrétaire de la Reine des Seigneurs.
00:05Je suis le secrétaire de la Reine des Seigneurs.
00:30Do you write to the Mounties at once?
00:31Dudley, do you write to the Mounties reporting, sir?
00:33Do you write? Undoubtedly, you've noticed the activity that's going on directly above our camp.
00:36Well, I happen to know that it's top secret.
00:39Could you speak up, sir?
00:40Top secret! Confound you! Do you write? Keep your ears open!
00:44If this project were to be known to certain villainous types, the whole program would be for nothing.
00:48What is the project, sir?
00:49Er... I don't know, Dudley. All I know is that it is top secret.
00:53Mum's the word, sir.
00:54What's the word, Dudley?
00:55Mum, sir.
00:56Oh, yes.
00:57Well, Dudley, to keep this certain villainous type from finding out about this top secret project...
01:02Could you speak up, sir?
01:03Top secret project!
01:05What top secret project?
01:06On the mountain directly above the RCMP camp, Nell.
01:09Dudley, I thought you said mum's the word.
01:11Mum it is, sir.
01:12Oh, well, do write. I want you to watch Snidely Whiplash 24 hours a day.
01:16Never let him out of your sight, otherwise I am certain he will find out some way of wrecking the project.
01:21Yes, sir, Inspector. And remember, Nell, mum's the word.
01:23All right. Mum, mum, Dudley.
01:25Mum, Nell.
01:28There you are, sir. All finished.
01:30Thank you, Baba.
01:32Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.
01:34But you don't understand.
01:35Impatient, eh? Well, this ain't gonna take long.
01:38Oh, you boys! Mum's the word, mum!
01:40There, now, that didn't take long.
01:42Confound it. I've got to keep my eye on that man because mum is the word.
01:45That'll be $1.20, please. No tip.
01:49That was delicious, waiter. Check, please.
01:53Check, sir.
01:55Check, sir.
01:56What's that? Oh, the check.
01:58But you see, I must follow that man because, well, I can't tell you because mum is the word.
02:02I see. Mum, huh? Well, I won't tell a soul. Just pay the check.
02:05But you don't understand. I haven't any money.
02:08You are letting Archvillain Snidely Whiplash get away.
02:10Of course I'm letting him get away. He paid his check.
02:14Dudley? Dudley, I don't mind you picking up a little extra money, but not on mounted time.
02:20You were supposed to be watching Archvillain Snidely Whiplash, not freelancing dishwashing.
02:24But, sir...
02:25Quick, do right. Follow that man.
02:27Is that an order, sir?
02:28That's an order, do right.
02:30All right, what happened to the guy who couldn't pay his check?
02:33Oh, you mean Dudley? Well, he's following his man.
02:36Well, that doesn't get the dishes done, now, does it?
02:38Dishes?
02:39Yeah, somebody's got to finish those dishes to pay for his check.
02:43Do you have anyone in mind?
02:44Yeah, you!
02:46You!
02:47I had a feeling he was going to say that.
02:49Dudley, do right. Follow this man.
02:51Now Underworld Dive can hide the elusive Snidely Whiplash from the Hawkeyes Hawkeye do right of the Mounties.
02:56Gee, Inspector, where did you get those rough red hands?
02:59You should know, Dudley.
03:00At least if you don't pay your check, find a restaurant that uses soft detergent.
03:04I'm sorry, Inspector.
03:05Have you been keeping an eye on Snidely?
03:08He's right over there, Inspector, eating a candied apple.
03:10Well, he was over there.
03:11Hmm, that's funny.
03:13Dudley, if I've washed those 3,041 dishes and you've lost Snidely Whiplash, I'm going to drum you out of the force.
03:19I see him, Inspector.
03:20Where is he, Dudley?
03:21He's over there by the taffy pole.
03:22Well, stick to him, man. Stick to him like glue.
03:24And that's exactly what Dudley did. He stuck to Snidely like taffy.
03:28Finally, the big day arrived. The top secret project was finished and at three o'clock was to be unveiled.
03:33I want to tell you, do right, you've done a splendid job in keeping an eye on Whiplash.
03:37I know you'll feel proud when the top secret project is unveiled to know that you had an important part in it.
03:43It's three o'clock, sir.
03:47Confound it, do right. It's all your fault.
03:50How can we function when arch-villain Snidely Whiplash is leering down on us like that?
03:55What I can't understand is how he had the time to carve a big face like that.
03:58I've been with him all the time.
03:59Well, I don't know how he did it, but I know one thing.
04:01You are going to climb up there and erase that big face, do right, and I'm the double.
04:06For days and days, Dudley worked on the mountain, and one day, it was finished.
04:10Inspector, I did it.
04:11Good work, Dudley. Is the face completely erased?
04:15Better than that, Inspector. Look!
04:27Some say great comedy comes from pain.
04:29Weeknights on Coffee TV, from triple threat talent, writer, director and actor Tyler Perry,
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