The Dudley Do-Right Show The Dudley Do-Right Show S03 E001 – Mechanical Dudley
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00:00Canada, an inventor was at work, and that inventor was Snidely Whiplash.
00:10And his invention? Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties.
00:14Well, not exactly. It's a mechanical Dudley Do-Right.
00:16He doesn't move, Snidely.
00:18Of course he doesn't move. That's what this key is for.
00:22Gee, if he could only talk, he'd be the spitting image of Dudley Do-Right.
00:25What do you mean, not talk? What do you think I bought this record for?
00:29Yes, sir, Inspector Fenwick. Hello, now.
00:32It's tommy this and tommy that and chuck him out, the brute,
00:34for the saviour of his country when the guns begin to shoot.
00:37And what was that last there?
00:39Kipling.
00:40Yes, sir, Inspector Fenwick. Hello, now.
00:43Gee, he looks real fine, Snidely. Real fine.
00:46But what are you going to do with him?
00:48Don't you see, Homer, we're going to kidnap the real Dudley Do-Right
00:51and substitute the mechanical one.
00:53Why are we going to do that, Snidely?
00:54Because in that way, we'll be able to carry forth our nefarious mischief.
00:57Without the real Dudley Do-Right interfering.
01:00So, as the real Dudley Do-Right was taking an afternoon stroll,
01:03Snidely Whiplash substituted the mechanical Dudley Do-Right.
01:08Why, hello, Dudley. Yes, sir, Inspector Fenwick.
01:11I'm not father, I'm Nell. Hello, Nell.
01:15I just bought the most beautiful hat. What do you think of it, Dudley?
01:19It's tommy this and tommy that and chuck him out, the brute,
01:21for the saviour of his country when the guns begin to shoot.
01:24What guns, Dudley? Yes, sir, Inspector Fenwick.
01:27Yes, so what, Dudley? Hello, Nell. Hello, Dudley.
01:30Come with me, Dudley. I have a job for you.
01:32It's tommy this and tommy that and none of your back talk, Do-Right.
01:37Meanwhile, back in Snidely Whiplash's shack, the real Dudley Do-Right was talking.
01:41Oh, Snidely Whiplash, you will never get away with this.
01:43For everyone knows there is only one Dudley Do-Right of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
01:47Beware of substitute brands.
01:48Come off it, Do-Right. They'll never know the difference.
01:51And these two culprits are trying to smuggle furs across the border.
01:54I want you to bring them in.
01:56Hello, Nell.
01:59I've noticed something strange about Dudley.
02:00He's more succinct. Succinctness. I like that in my Mounties.
02:08Good work, Dudley.
02:09But it's saviour of his country when the guns begin to shoot.
02:12Put up quite a fight, did they?
02:14Yes, sir, Inspector Fenwick. I thought so.
02:16Hello, Nell.
02:17What?
02:20They're robbing the bank!
02:22Yes, surprising as it may seem, the mechanical Dudley Do-Right was a better Mountie than the real Dudley Do-Right.
02:27It always got its man.
02:30Much to the chagrin of Snidely Whiplash.
02:31Homer, I think I've created a monster.
02:33So Snidely Whiplash took back the real Dudley Do-Right to the RCMP.
02:37Inspector Fenwick, what you think is the real Dudley Do-Right is in verite a mechanical Dudley Do-Right.
02:42Here is the real Dudley Do-Right.
02:44Yes, sir, Inspector. What he's telling you is the truth.
02:49Yes, sir, Inspector Fenwick.
02:50Oh, are you trying to tell me I don't know the difference between a mechanical Do-Right and a real Dudley Do-Right?
02:56Why, this is the real Dudley Do-Right.
02:58Hello, Nell.
02:59And you, sir, are an imposter.
03:01But, Inspector Fenwick...
03:02Out! Out, the two of you, before I have the Do-Right here throw you in the stockade.
03:07Gee, where did I go wrong, Do-Right?
03:10Compose yourself, Whiplash. We'll get to the seat of this problem.
03:13Oh! Oh, the key! I completely forgot about the key!
03:17Why, Dudley Do-Right is due to run down almost any time now.
03:20Now, Do-Right, I want you to listen carefully because this is possibly the most important assignment of your career as a mounter.
03:26Hello, Nell. Hello, Nell. Hello, Nell. Hello, Nell.
03:30What's wrong, Dudley? You seem a little redundant today.
03:32Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello...
03:34But it's the saviour of this country when the guns begin to shoot!
03:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:39Dudley, pull yourself together.
03:41Ah-ha, Inspector! Now you see with your own two eyes that I am the real Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties!
03:45Well, perhaps you're right.
03:47Then tell me, what is this assignment you have for me that is so important?
03:50Assignment? Oh, the assignment!
03:53Well, the assignment is to hurry up and put that machine together again.
03:56That was the best Dudley do-