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00:00Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
00:31Bien, Gatfrid, les mots n'expriment pas ma gratitude et mon humble jazz.
00:36Oui.
00:37Le Major nous honore de nous servir le rocher râpé qu'il a tiré dans le Mato Grosso.
00:42Je serai déçue.
00:45Surprise, surprise!
00:48Je m'appelle Turner Backwards, et vous pensiez que c'était un dîner à votre honneur.
00:53Bien, ce n'est pas le cas, car Major Minor, le rocher, l'aventurier, c'est votre râle.
01:01Major Minor, vous avez racheté votre premier animal à l'âge de deux mois,
01:06quand vous avez racheté le chat avec votre bouteille de lait.
01:09Et la nurse avec mon râle.
01:12Maintenant, voici une voix de votre passé d'aventurier.
01:15Voyez si vous pouvez la reconnaître.
01:17Oh, mon Dieu, Major. Rappelez-vous de nos jolis moments ensemble, même séparés.
01:23Mais, Gatfrid, ça ne peut pas être.
01:25Mais c'est vrai, Major. C'est moi, Snagglepuss. Rien du tout.
01:30Je pensais que je t'avais racheté dans le Bongo, ou que je t'avais racheté dans la Bolivie.
01:35Au contraire, Major. Vous m'avez racheté dans le Labanza.
01:39N'est-ce pas vrai, Major, que malgré toutes vos compétences, vous n'avez jamais pu capturer Snagglepuss?
01:45Permettez-moi d'interjecter une interjection.
01:48La réponse est simple. Je suis trop bien pour le Major. Même plus intelligent.
01:53Bye, Gatfrid. Je vais vous enseigner à m'embarrasser devant mes millions de fans de télé.
01:59Snagglepuss, prends une petite pause. Bye, Gatfrid. Le défilé est terminé pour vous.
02:04Exit show. Stage right.
02:09Rappelez-vous de moi, Major. Ça fait longtemps. Vous étiez juste un petit peu top.
02:14Bye, Thunder. I've heard that voice before.
02:17Of course you have. It's Nanny, your old nursemaid. Governess, even.
02:22Come all the way from Plum Puddin on the Thames to be with my little baby.
02:28Nanny? Governess? I don't recall any Nanny.
02:32You were just a mere crumpet. Allow me to refresh your memory, dear child.
02:38Remember how I used to put you to sleep.
02:40Bye, Gatfrid. Put me down.
02:42London Bridge is fallin' down. Fallin' down. Fallin' down.
02:47Put me down.
02:49London Bridge is fallin' down, my fair Major.
02:53Put me...
02:59Sleepin' like a bloomin' daffodil he is.
03:04Always did like his formula he did. Sleep tight, docks.
03:12Bottle empty.
03:14Heavens to Murgatroyd.
03:16Snagglepuss, you bounder.
03:18Exit bound and all the way. Stage right.
03:24Besides, my nursemaid's name was Lady Ashtabula.
03:28Bye, Gatfrid. She was a smasher.
03:31This way to the Wagons West show.
03:35Ouch! Ouch!
03:37By Gatfrid Snagglepuss, you'll pay for this indignity.
03:41Drop it in the mail, Major. I must be poppin' off.
03:45Stop! In the name of the Adventurers Club.
03:49Welcome. Welcome to watch the Sacred Wyde.
03:52That's the Sacred Wyde. And get yourself a new hat.
03:55Huh? That's the Sacred Wyde.
03:58Get yourself a new hat. You need one.
04:01Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be shoving off.
04:04Or is it shoveling snow?
04:06Exit stage right. Or is it stage right?
04:09Stop, you unmitigated fraud.
04:12Quiet, everybody. The Yogi Bear show is on the air.
04:17You know, Boo-Boo, I think the ranger put that picnic basket there to trap us for fair.
04:22Maybe it's got a burglar alarm in it, Yogi.
04:25One careful peek will tell the tale, Boo.
04:28There's nobody in here but us chicken sandwiches.
04:31By Gatfrid, you'll be mincemeat.
04:35None of them hasty, puddin'.
04:38Stop, you scoundrel.
04:41It could be a major disaster, Yogi.
04:44Don't worry, Boo-Boo. Old Snagglepuss is on his way.
04:50The horror show. They must be kiddin'.
04:53They don't know the major.
04:55Come back here, By Toffit.
04:59By Gatfrid, it's a monster.
05:01Leave Snagglepuss alone, Major. Take heed. Warning even.
05:06By Thunder, you're no monster.
05:10Heavens to Megatroid. How'd he know it was I? Me even.
05:14I've got you now, By Thunder.
05:20The Win a Million show. That's for I'm.
05:23And now for the lucky drawing, folks.
05:26And here's our winner, that gentleman with the new hat in the first row.
05:30Got you now, Snagglepuss.
05:33Yes, sir. You win a million.
05:38A million peanuts.
05:41Come back here, you bounder.
05:44This way, to the Man in the Space show.
05:48Check your luggage. Fasten your seatbelt, please.
05:51Would you care for a pillow, shoe and gum, magazines even?
05:55Snagglepuss, by Gatfrid.
05:57Bon voyage, Major.
06:00Don't forget to write. Any little scribble.
06:05I sure miss the major, but it's a wonderful feeling.
06:09What doth the mail bringeth? May have a letter from the old potato.
06:13Surprise, surprise, Snagglepuss. This is your strife.
06:17Exit. Not on your life. Stage right.