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00:00Have you ever wondered why we Muslims are always left out of Christmas activities? Well, not anymore. Thanks to Mr
00:07Kahn's
00:09traditional halal mince pies
00:11I'm looking to use your cash and carry in return for a 1% equity in my company this Christmas
00:18The pie is the limit
00:21I'll be happy to answer any questions. You may have in what way are they halal? It's the mince
00:28What the mince is all halal lamb
00:33Well, I say lamb it's actually doner kebab meat and awful much cheaper
00:40Mince pies are only supposed to have dried fruit in them. They've got that too
00:45But no brandy though. We Muslims don't drink
00:48Not like you Hindus
00:51No one drinks like you Hindus
00:54I'm sorry. I use Benell in instead
00:58It gives you a warm glow and fixes the tickly throat
01:04But that's we can get Paul Hollywood to do the adverts he's so brown he looks like a Pakistani
01:12Look I don't think
01:15No, thanks. I used last night's kima in these ones. There might even be a few peas in there, too
01:21I
01:22Sorry, I'm out. What I'm not interested in going into business with you. Wait, there must be something I can do
01:29I don't think so. Let me show you my business planner
01:38Joke I'm dealing with the other dragon
01:43I'm sorry about that. I should be going. No, please just give me a minute. I'm sure I can convince you
01:51idiot
02:01Now
02:02Where were we? You know what? Maybe there is some agreement we can come to after all what?
02:09Now that you've sweetened the deal. Oh
02:13You like chocolate. Do you I love chocolate
02:17I
02:22See myself out
02:24I'm off to the winter wonderland at the community center. Are you going?
02:28Some boxy fairy lights and a lot of stalls are intact
02:33I'm taking my six-year-old daughter
02:35She'll have a lovely time
02:45Have you given Shazia her surprise Christmas present I told you I'll do it later
02:50It's hardly a surprise. Anyway, you give them chocolate every year. You give everyone chocolate except me
02:57Not chocolate what I'm not giving them chocolate
03:00What are you giving them then money for their house how much money 2,000 pounds cash?
03:14Right, where did you get 2,000 pounds from anyway, I got money first I've heard of it as soon as this is sorted
03:21You're getting a backdated invoice
03:30You