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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy.
00:06Two in Los Angeles.
00:13The other in San Francisco.
00:16And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:22But I took them away from all that.
00:25And now they work for me.
00:27My name is Charlie.
01:00And I'm Charlie.
01:18Angels, you're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here this evening.
01:22Well, we are a little curious, Charlie.
01:24Especially since I'm leaving for Bimini in the morning.
01:27And I'm off to New York in two days.
01:29To Rome.
01:30By the way, Charlie, where's Bosley?
01:32He should be along any moment.
01:34So, I'll wait until he arrives before I explain the reason for this gathering.
01:39Sounds very mysterious.
01:41Too mysterious.
01:42Charlie, I am leaving for Bimini in the morning, aren't I?
01:45I mean, this doesn't have anything to do with a new case or anything.
01:48Nothing like that, Chris.
01:50Do I hear a door opening?
01:52Oh, wow.
01:53Yes, you do, Charlie.
01:55I have arrived.
01:57I guess you have arrived.
01:59What's all this?
02:00This is very old, very French, and very expensive.
02:03I'll say. And what's that?
02:05That happens to be domestic, but also very expensive.
02:08Well, Charlie, what is this? Somebody's birthday?
02:10Good guess, Sabrina.
02:12That's exactly what it is.
02:14Well, it's not my birthday.
02:16Hey, not mine.
02:17I had mine last month.
02:19Bosley.
02:21I never age.
02:23Charlie.
02:24Wrong again.
02:26It's our birthday, angels.
02:28Three years together.
02:30That's right, it is.
02:32We have been together three years.
02:35Two for me.
02:37Oh, well, then let's drink to either two or three great years.
02:41It's a lovely thought, Charlie. Thank you.
02:44Thank you, angels.
02:46I wanted you to know how I felt before you left on your vacations.
02:50I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you,
02:53how much I care about you, and how much I'll miss you.
02:57To missing each other.
02:59Here, here, to missing each other.
03:03I love you all.
03:07I can't believe that it is two years since I walked through that door.
03:12As I recall, you didn't walk in, you sort of roared in.
03:17Now, wait a minute.
03:19It may have seemed like a roar, but boy, did I have butterflies.
03:22I'll never forget that first case.
03:24These are instructions from the people I'm with.
03:27Fly over to Hawaii immediately.
03:29Wait for someone to contact you there.
03:32Is it a case, Charlie?
03:33You might say that.
03:35I've been kidnapped.
03:36What?
03:37If you talk to the police or the FBI, I'll be killed.
03:42Okay, go on, pack. We'll meet at the airport. I'll make the reservations.
03:46I can't believe it. Charlie's been kidnapped and I haven't even seen him yet.
03:52There was a surprise waiting for you, Angels, that first day at the beach.
03:56Well, unless our contact's fishing hooky-law style, he isn't here yet.
04:03Look, out there.
04:08I think we just got our signal.
04:14Watch out!
04:16Sabrina!
04:22Sabrina!
04:38You run and hide.
04:39Somebody see your face and you're one dead mahi-mahi.
04:42Run! Hide!
04:48It's a pleasure to meet you, Charlie's Angel.
04:50Mr. Bosley.
04:51I'm not so sure.
04:52You mind telling us what all that was about, miss?
04:55Mrs. Leilani Sacco. That was business.
05:00You're certainly in a violent business.
05:02Why did you kidnap Charlie Tanzan?
05:05I want to hire the angels.
05:08Why didn't you call the office?
05:10That's the way it's usually done.
05:12My husband is in jail and it is a very dangerous place for him.
05:16We have many enemies and they will try to kill him.
05:19Unless you break him out.
05:21What if we don't get your husband out of jail?
05:23Then your Charlie's a dead man.
05:30While you were trying to find me, you had to play some very strange games.
06:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
06:49Getting Billy Sacco out of jail was hard enough, but then you had to rescue me from Mr. Blue's yacht.
07:00It's right on time. Hey, how about slowing down? I'm getting seasick myself. We're almost there. Just get under that thing and keep your mouth shut. Go to the bridge. Check the radar. See if there are any other boats coming.
07:31What's that crazy broad doing?
07:36Okay, now!
07:48Get out of my way!
08:00As soon as she gets up here, you go downstairs and check under the whatchamacallit. The whatchamacallit? Yeah, under the cover.
08:17I'm sorry. It's all right. And make sure there's no one else on this boat. There's nobody on this boat. Yeah?
08:30And turn it loose. Turn it loose? That's right. Turn it loose. You heard me.
08:37I don't swim. Hey, you don't even know how to drive this boat. You almost ran into us. You almost hit us with that boat. I know. I'm sorry. It's the speed. It makes me crazy. I can't help it. It makes me crazy.
08:48Sexy, I'm sorry. Yeah? I'm sorry.
08:52What are you looking at?
08:56You want to go inside?
09:17You want to go inside?
09:48Hi.
09:52What are you doing here?
09:54Just swimming by. Come on.
09:57Just swimming by?
10:00Does Mr. Blue know you're here?
10:02Does Mr. Blue have to know everything?
10:04No.
10:11Get in there. It's a raid.
10:13Get in there. It's a raid.
10:14What?
10:15Go on and get out of here. It's a raid.
10:17Yes, ma'am. Whatever you say.
10:19That was some caper, Charlie. We thought for sure we'd get a look at you.
10:23You came close, Kelly. Very close.
10:27How are you?
10:29I'm fine.
10:31How are you?
10:33I'm fine.
10:35I'm fine.
10:37I'm fine.
10:39I'm fine.
10:41I'm fine.
10:43I'm fine.
10:45I'm fine.
10:46Very close.
10:48Hawaii was lovely.
10:50Then we went on to bigger and better things, if you'll excuse the cliché.
10:55You know, some of our cases really came from left field.
10:59Remember when we went to the ice show and it turned into an international caper?
11:04Yeah, that was really a brain twister, wasn't it?
11:06Right. All those skaters kept disappearing. None of us could figure out why.
11:10Yeah. And then, Kelly, you had to follow those fellows to that Arabian restaurant.
11:14Oh, I'll never forget that.
11:16They retreated to that private room where I wasn't allowed.
11:26Oh, well, hello there.
11:30My, aren't you something. My, my, what a fine figure of a man.
11:35Well, if you'll excuse me.
11:37Oh, well, you don't understand.
11:40I told my first cousin Irma Dean that when I travel, I'm going to see every sight and eat every exotic dish.
11:47So, if you'll excuse me, I heard there's some very fine vittles in that direction.
11:51Room is private.
11:55She came from there.
11:57She done so.
12:01I want to thank you for being so kind and courteous.
12:04I'm going to be sure and talk about you to my cousin Irma Dean now.
12:10But you came back, Kelly.
12:13Boy, did you come back.
12:40Yes, yes.
12:43Shall come back.
13:10Oh,
13:40Oh,
14:10Oh,
14:26As many times as you've explained it, Kelly, I still think it was a fantastic trick getting out of that warehouse.
14:41Oh,
14:49Lucky before I was an ice skater, I used to work in the circus.
14:59Beautiful.
15:11Ready?
15:14Okay.
15:17Ready?
15:30Hold on.
15:32Good girl.
15:41I'll come back and get you a sent help.
15:44Just hang on.
15:58Chris, your cover as the clown worked out magnificently.
16:02It got you close enough to see that the whole thing was a setup for an attempted assassination of those Arab dignitaries in the audience.
16:11Great.
16:19What are you doing?
16:21You have to talk to me in front of 10,000 people.
16:24You weren't funny. I can't stand up.
16:40Come on.
16:46Come on back.
16:47Where?
16:48To the tunnel.
16:49Charlie said we watch section D.
16:50We'll watch it from the tunnel.
16:51What's going on?
16:52I'm going to get killed if we don't get there. Come on.
16:53What?
17:05Tomorrow our country will be in the hands of the true patriots.
17:10The true patriots.
17:11The true patriots.
17:12The true patriots.
17:13The true patriots.
17:14The true patriots.
17:15The true patriots.
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17:19The true patriots.
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17:21The true patriots.
17:22The true patriots.
17:23The true patriots.
17:24The true patriots.
17:25The true patriots.
17:26The true patriots.
17:27The true patriots.
17:28The true patriots.
17:29The true patriots.
17:30The true patriots.
17:31The true patriots.
17:32The true patriots.
17:33The true patriots.
17:34The true patriots.
17:35The true patriots.
17:36The true patriots.
17:37The true patriots.
17:38The true patriots.
17:40Kelly!
17:55Mostly when I think of that case, I think of my ankles.
17:59Your ankles?
18:00Yeah, skating is very hard on your ankles, Bosley.
18:04I mean, there's a lot of stress.
18:06Speaking of stress,
18:08does anybody remember a 40-hour dice game in Vegas?
18:12Yeah.
18:13It was really something, wasn't it?
18:16Frank Howell in his own private world.
18:18Right.
18:19Showrooms, crap tables, and dice games.
18:22And an enemy he couldn't even see.
18:25As I recall, that case was very hard on my ankles also.
18:33And when you were dancing your heart out,
18:35that very determined Oriental gentleman
18:37was trying to break Frank Howell's financial back
18:41with his computer.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Frank, this is Jake.
18:46This cutie pie with the computer wants to raise the table limit.
18:50How much?
18:51$3,000.
18:54What's the interest for?
18:56A little over $90,000.
18:58All right, let him have it, but keep in touch.
19:01Okay, Frank.
19:03Okay, folks.
19:06Coming up.
19:07Coming up, folks.
19:09Coming up.
19:13Trouble?
19:16Yeah, a man at one of the tables
19:18trying to beat me with a computer.
19:20Is that possible?
19:21I don't know.
19:22Why not?
19:24Well, winning is instinct.
19:27With feeling.
19:29Feeling.
19:31I've been wondering if you ever use any of that.
19:34Oh, well, stop wondering.
19:40Yeah, that was a tough case.
19:42We couldn't figure out who was out to ruin Frank
19:45because we couldn't figure out why.
19:47Oh, and then, Sabrina, do you remember?
19:49You took him off to a picnic so as to cool off the crap game,
19:52and things got even hotter.
19:58Frank, no!
20:05Come on.
20:10Let's get him!
20:11Frank, what the hell's going on?
20:13You two stay here!
20:14The hell? This is my boat. Get in.
20:16All right.
20:17Come on.
20:34You got a look at him?
20:35No!
20:42Rocket!
20:47Can't that thing go any faster?
21:14What's the matter?
21:15I don't know!
21:17I don't know!
21:25I'll never forget the last trip to that crap table.
21:31As long as I live, I'll never forget the look on Frank's face.
21:34I'll never forget the look on Frank's face.
21:44Fly and lose, ain't it done fast?
21:48Frank?
21:49I'm all right.
21:50No, you're not all right. Stop now.
21:52Stop now and take your losses.
21:55I told you, that's called losing.
22:05Raise the limit.
22:09One more pass for all of you.
22:12Everything on the table.
22:13Hotel, if you win, it's all yours.
22:17If you lose, it's all mine.
22:19Oh, for God's sake, Frank.
22:21He's been playing don't pass.
22:24And don't pass is for non-believers.
22:27And, Sabrina, sooner or later, you have to be a believer.
22:30Frank, sooner or later, you're going to have to stop putting your life on a pair of dice.
22:44For all of it.
22:46And don't pass.
22:48Don't pass.
22:50Roll.
23:01Seven.
23:02Don't pass loses.
23:05You lose.
23:10Ladies and gentlemen, this table is closed.
23:17It's still yours, Frank.
23:22I'm glad for you.
23:25You win some, you lose some.
23:28Yeah, you win some, you lose some.
23:33Yeah.
23:41Goodbye, Frank.
23:57Goodbye.
24:06Just one roll of the dice for all of it.
24:08Now, that was an interesting case.
24:11You know, personally, one of my favorite cases was the one where I met the charming Miss Martha Milton.
24:21Lovely, isn't it?
24:27Yes.
24:33Eight cylinders, chrome rings, advanced spark distributor, 20 amp generator, updraft carburetor.
24:41And, uh, would you like a sip?
24:45Oh, thank you.
24:47You, uh, certainly know your cars.
24:52And your wine.
24:54Are you, uh, an aficionado?
24:57No, I'm just an admirer of old cars.
25:01And mature women.
25:03Talk about James Bond.
25:05Stolen rocket fuel, hijacked out of the country in an antique car rally.
25:09Hey, Kelly, look, there's the guy that was following you.
25:17Hey, they've got Chris.
25:18Oh, they're gonna make a run for it.
25:19Come on.
25:22Wait a minute, we're never gonna catch him in this.
25:24Hey, Nichols' car, come on.
25:27Hey, what are they doing?
25:33Oh, no way!
25:34Get off the car!
25:35Get off the car, dummy!
25:36Get off the car!
25:50Stay with him, Bosley!
25:58Go for it, Colin!
26:06Slow down, will you?
26:07Let him pull up.
26:11Okay, now.
26:27Will you hold up?
26:36Okay, Bosley!
26:37Pull up on the left rear fender!
26:40And then what?
26:41That area up there is flat, heavy spinning.
26:43You're gonna force him off the road!
26:58You know, Charlie, memory's kind of a funny thing.
27:03It can be, Chris.
27:04Why?
27:05Well, sometimes it can make you feel really good.
27:09Like now.
27:11Sometimes it can make you feel...
27:14bad.
27:16Bad?
27:17Yeah.
27:19And sometimes it can make you feel...
27:22sad.
27:24Sad?
27:25Bad.
27:27And sometimes it can just leave you feeling nothing.
27:30What do you mean?
27:32Oh, I was just thinking about my trip into momentary forgetfulness.
27:36Oh, yes, yes.
27:38You came out of that restaurant and...
27:40accidentally saw what you weren't supposed to see.
27:43Right, boy, did I walk into that one.
27:49Hey!
27:50Hey!
27:53Get out of your mind!
27:58Hey, hold it!
28:20Oh, God.
28:50Amnesia.
28:51One of the most frightening experiences anyone can go through.
28:58Hey, lady!
28:59Are you crazy?
29:01Are you trying to get yourself killed?
29:10Hey, lady!
29:11Are you crazy?
29:12Are you trying to get yourself killed?
29:20Hey, lady!
29:29Paper, lady?
29:35You know, lady, there are easier ways to hail a cab.
29:41I still don't remember to this day...
29:43how I ended up on the beach.
29:46I just remember I woke up feeling really scared and really lonely.
29:50I just remember I woke up feeling really scared and really lonely.
30:06Did you get this man's name?
30:08Uh, yes.
30:09Burton.
30:10Ted Burton.
30:11Are you sure?
30:13Yes, why?
30:14Charlie, Ted Burton is the man I told you we met at Jarvis' restaurant.
30:17The one who's been helping us.
30:19That's crazy.
30:20The guy who was helping us find you...
30:22really wanted to kill you.
30:24More ironic than crazy.
30:26Because I really don't remember seeing him kill the guy.
30:49Shit!
31:19Shit!
31:49Shit!
32:10Penny?
32:14What?
32:15Penny, for your thoughts.
32:17Oh, I was just thinking about...
32:19Doug O'Neil.
32:21Oh, yes.
32:23Very resourceful fellow, Mr. O'Neil.
32:26Rather attractive.
32:28Mother said, pretty is as pretty does.
32:30And Mr. O'Neil didn't quite have his act together.
32:33No.
32:34He had distinct possibilities, but that...
32:37money we were both after kept getting in the way.
32:47Ah!
32:57Better let me win the next one.
32:58Hey.
33:01Doug.
33:03Am I wrong?
33:06Uh, well, yeah.
33:09You know, I told you I was a writer.
33:14And you're not.
33:15No, uh, no, I am.
33:16I'm, uh...
33:19I'm a writer.
33:22But I'm working on a story about the...
33:26the murder that happened here.
33:29I just wanted you to know that.
33:34Well.
33:36I guess I have a little confession to make myself.
33:39Something that you should probably know.
33:42I knew Frank Slater.
33:43The man that was killed.
33:45You did?
33:47We served together in Vietnam.
33:49How well did you know him?
33:51About as close as two guys can get that shared the same love.
33:57Girl?
33:58Airplane.
34:00Bonnie Jean.
34:01Frank was a crew chief, I was a flight engineer.
34:04She was his on the ground, mine in the air.
34:09Why'd you come here?
34:10I read about Frank's death in the newspaper.
34:14I don't know, crazy, I guess.
34:16I thought here was something useful that I could do.
34:20Maybe help find Frank's killer, I don't know.
34:25I guess we've both been keeping secrets, huh?
34:28Did it ever occur to you two that Doug could be telling the truth?
34:32Yeah, it occurred to us.
34:34But not for long.
34:35Okay, look, then what is he doing hanging around here, huh?
34:37Why isn't he in South America or Europe or wherever it is Skyjack millionaires go?
34:41Okay, okay, let's forget the newspaper clipping for a moment.
34:44How did he explain his connection with Slater?
34:47They knew each other in Vietnam.
34:49He came here to see if he could find out who killed his friend?
34:52But Bree, why didn't he tell anybody?
34:56We are undercover, aren't we?
34:59I tell you what, I've got an idea.
35:01Why don't we just come out from undercover and ask him?
35:04Head on.
35:05Why don't we do that?
35:08Well, if the whole operation was so simple,
35:12where did it go wrong?
35:16A slight miscalculation.
35:19I was a flight engineer, not a paratrooper.
35:24No, I bailed out of the plane with the ransom safely enough,
35:28but I landed in a tree.
35:30When I woke up, I thought my back was broken.
35:32Evidently, so did Slater.
35:34He was still my ground crew, waiting for me down there.
35:38Transportation.
35:40So you followed him here and you killed him?
35:43No. He said he was strangled. I didn't do that.
35:53Von Molden.
35:56Hilde said,
35:57after Slater was shot,
35:59when she ran to get help,
36:03she left Molden alone with him.
36:06No.
36:08You see,
36:10that puts me in the clear.
36:12That clears you of murder.
36:16What about the Skyjack?
36:20You're the only one who knows anything about that.
36:23I don't know.
36:24You're the only one who knows anything about that.
36:29And that's the problem.
36:32I do know.
36:34Marie, that's ancient history.
36:38Well, I just pretend like it didn't happen. Is that it?
36:54I love you, Brutie.
37:24I love you.
37:36Have another piece of cake, Bosley?
37:38Oh, no, no. I've already had two pieces.
37:40Three. But who's counting?
37:43You know, it occurs to me that we're very fortunate.
37:47We've met some very interesting people in our work.
37:50Any of you recall Tingle Bill?
37:53How can we forget Tingle Bill, Bosley?
37:55She knocked you totally off balance.
37:57I beg your pardon?
37:59Well, we were out trying to find out
38:01who was sabotaging the circus.
38:03You were playing with Tingle Bill.
38:05My big romance.
38:11Hi, cutie.
38:13Hello.
38:15Got a name?
38:17Bosley. John Bosley.
38:19Bosley John Bosley.
38:20Nice ring to it.
38:22Married?
38:24Not lately.
38:26Me neither.
38:28Oh, I'm Tingle Bill.
38:30Tingle Bill.
38:32Oh, I love the way it sounds
38:34when you say it, Bosley John Bosley.
38:36Look, just Bosley John Bosley.
38:39That's what I said.
38:41Bosley John Bosley.
38:43Uh-huh.
38:45See you around, big boy.
38:47Don't forget Tingle Bill.
38:51Say hello to Peter Pan.
38:54While you were tinkering with Tingle Bill,
38:57Chris was having a little trouble
38:59with her friend, the knife thrower.
39:01Watch it, Helmut.
39:03You wouldn't like me with short hair.
39:08Helmut, what's wrong with you?
39:12This has been fun, but I gotta run.
39:18Come on.
39:41Come on.
39:43Okay.
39:46Okay, where's Reed?
39:48And who else is in it with you?
39:50It's Tarlov.
39:52One of the swords is real.
39:54He's gonna kill her.
40:12Shh.
40:42Hey, Tarlov.
41:13Couldn't do it.
41:36Come on, come on.
41:42Well, I'm glad you chose the right sword, Tarlov.
41:44Are you?
41:46Yes, I am.
41:48What's going on?
41:51You look so much like Nadia.
41:53I just couldn't do it.
41:56Couldn't do what?
42:02What is that?
42:04Well, you never would have had to die again, babe.
42:13Your friend Kelly.
42:15You better warn her.
42:17Once she makes the jump, they're going to kill her.
42:19What?
42:43Come on.
42:56All right!
43:00Bravo, honey, I mean bravo!
43:03Pretty good! Fantastic!
43:06Oh, that was great!
43:08How about that?
43:12We want to talk about a far out case.
43:14I mean, real far out.
43:16Yeah?
43:18Remember Dr. Perrine and his UFOs?
43:20What a con he had.
43:22Boy, he had us almost believing that they really were UFOs.
43:25Oh, I'm not so sure they aren't.
43:27I agree.
43:29I may be seeing several very shortly.
43:31I certainly saw one that day.
43:36Ladies and gentlemen, no talking, please.
43:39Lights out, please.
43:42Thank you.
44:13Oh!
44:21Oh, my.
44:23Oh!
44:25Flying saucer was a phony,
44:27and so was that good-looking Mr. Britton.
44:35Where are we going?
44:43Kelly, someone must have been watching over you
44:46when you noticed your seatbelt had been cut.
45:01Jim, I want to go back!
45:12Jim!
45:42Jim!
46:13Take it down!
46:18Kelly, I'll crash and I'll kill us both!
46:21No, you won't!
46:43Well, Angels, as tough as it's been sometimes,
46:47you'll have to admit that some of the covers you used
46:50were interesting, to say the least.
46:53Oh, Charlie,
46:55interesting is kind of an understatement.
46:58I just love Pat Yate.
47:01I lost out on a few wonderful picture parts.
47:05The producers thought I was too aloof.
47:12Charlie Townsend is a no-good, sadistic, twat.
47:16He's a good-looking guy,
47:18but he's not a good-looking guy.
47:20He's a good-looking guy,
47:22but he's not a good-looking guy.
47:24He's a good-looking guy,
47:25but he's not a good-looking guy.
47:27Charlie Townsend is a no-good, sadistic,
47:30totally insensitive male chauvinist pig.
47:35I'm a dignified person.
47:41Morning.
47:42Howdy.
47:44We're your new neighbors.
47:47Well, my friends,
47:49how can I thank you for three exciting years?
47:52Thank you, Charlie, and very elegantly.
47:55Very.
47:57Just a small token of how I feel.
47:59Oh, not too small, Charlie.
48:01Wait till you see the bill.
48:03This is one bill I don't have to look at, Bosley.
48:05You're priceless, angels.
48:07Ah, Charlie, the feeling's mutual.
48:10Have a good vacation, angels.
48:12I'll be thinking of you.
48:14To next year.
48:16And many, many more.
48:18Hear, hear.
48:20We love you, Charlie.
48:22We love you, Charlie.
48:52We love you, Charlie.