The Paper Lads episode 1 season 1
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03:47Go and get some water in a raglow.
03:50You can wash this lot off before you do it else.
03:53Yes, Arthur. Fine.
03:55Right. Well, we've got a deal, then, yeah?
03:58Right. Thanks.
04:02Well, that's that, then.
04:04What's what?
04:05That was old Arthur on the phone, end of the month.
04:07Oh, aye?
04:08No, it's just a matter of getting organised.
04:13Is that all?
04:15Oh, with Arthur selling, all his trades will come here.
04:17It'll double our turnover.
04:18Double the work, you mean?
04:20Well, I only got wet again to get some cheap labour, didn't I?
04:22As many a true word.
04:24I can just see the card in the window.
04:27Bereaved ex-copper seeks strong, sturdy wife.
04:30Aye, you'll love it.
04:31Hey, come on, girl, give us a card.
04:33We need some more lads, that's for sure.
04:34Yeah, old Arthur must have lads of his own.
04:36What about them?
04:38He's got two. He's very cagey about them.
04:40I got the feeling he wasn't exactly recommending them.
04:43Perhaps that's another reason why he's selling up.
04:45Yeah, it could be.
04:47You got the tape there?
04:49Oh, hello, Mrs Robinson. How are you?
04:51Oh, fine, thank you.
04:53Oh, please.
04:55Any appearance?
04:56Yes, please.
04:58That's 49.55, please.
05:00Cool, isn't it?
05:02Hello, Mrs Robinson.
05:04Nice to see you.
05:13When are we getting the chop then?
05:15You ever have any lip?
05:16Arthur Turner's giving up his shop bars.
05:18We're tearing up.
05:19Hey, over there, come on.
05:21And we're going to take over the paper side of the business.
05:23Is any of your mates fancy a job?
05:25Ask her on her to-go, should I?
05:27Yeah.
05:29Hey, round card.
05:34About time you made up a fresh one, isn't it?
05:36All right, I'll do them that.
05:38Oh, yes, and what if you don't turn in tonight?
05:40Oh, well, look, you can do it tomorrow after your round.
05:42Here in the shop on Sunday, all right?
05:44Are you listening to me, you?
05:46Yes.
05:48Hey, round card.
05:49Say goodbye, Mrs Crawford.
05:50Well, give us it then.
05:56All right, thanks.
05:57Oi, where's the fire?
05:58One of the flicks last night, didn't do my homework.
06:00Well, wait a minute more, come back.
06:02Are you too busy on Saturday?
06:03Why?
06:04I thought you might like to pick up a couple of bob.
06:06It's all history.
06:07You too, Ian?
06:08What's that?
06:09You always use a bit of extra, can't you?
06:10It's a job.
06:11Follow me.
06:14What?
06:15You don't like it?
06:16No.
06:17What are you doing?
06:18Come and talk to me, if you like.
06:20Are you OK?
06:21I've been here before school, then.
06:22Aye.
06:24Just a minute.
06:25Have you seen that?
06:28Right, that means you just won't do us.
06:30I told you so, man.
06:31The big Turner, he'll have stirred it up for us.
06:34And Crawford, he would have listened.
06:37Crawford.
06:38Once a pig, always a pig.
06:42A bit of a clean-up, don't you?
06:44Yes.
06:45Blimey.
06:46Well, it's not as bad as it looks.
06:50Look, we need the space for storage.
06:53Hey, look!
06:56It's a pipe.
07:00If I fix it up, can I use it?
07:02Work out on Saturday and your mum's willing,
07:04fix it up and you can all use it.
07:05Right?
07:06Right.
07:07OK.
07:08Now, until we get these new rounds sorted,
07:10whenever you want to do double,
07:11at least till we get some extra lads.
07:13Not me.
07:14It depends.
07:15I would.
07:17I feel.
07:29Erm, we've had a complaint.
07:31Oh, yeah?
07:32Mm-hm.
07:33Gog again.
07:34Not using gates, trampling through.
07:36Not using gates, trampling through hedges.
07:38I said he'd have a word.
07:40What right will he use a gate if there's a quicker way?
07:43I still said he'd have a word.
07:46Oh, yeah?
07:47Mm-hm.
07:48Breakfast.
07:49Ooh.
07:52Oh, watch it for us, Mum.
07:54You'll clear the road, Phoebe.
07:55I ain't big much, couldn't do without me.
07:58Look at the studio this month.
08:00Yeah, look at the shoes.
08:02Stillness.
08:03God.
08:04Come on, you.
08:05Back inside and lend a hand.
08:07I don't pay you for reading papers, you know.
08:09All right, howay, Gog.
08:10Stop fiddling with that thing and give us those boxes.
08:18Only way of training.
08:19Best way of losing weight, burn it off.
08:21Do you want a hand?
08:22Aye.
08:23Howay, Gog.
08:27He's coming down down those bends,
08:29he's coming along and he's going straight,
08:30he's coming along and he's going straight,
08:32he's...
08:33Oh.
08:43Knock that in.
08:44Guess who's here?
08:45Santa Claus.
08:46J.G. Bell.
08:47J.G. Bell?
08:48Yeah.
08:49You know him, do you?
08:50Oh, school of J.G.
08:51But I never dare speak to him.
08:52Best Santa board we've ever had.
08:53Hey, Dave rattens him at all,
08:54wants to turn professional, doesn't he?
08:56Yeah, his mum will let him.
08:57All right, Baz, on your way.
08:58Thanks.
08:59Thanks, Ian.
09:00Hey, wait a minute.
09:02He shouldn't be here.
09:03He should be resting for the match.
09:05The selectors for the school boys international might be there.
09:07So might you be if you get a move on.
09:09Go on, shift it.
09:10Got a lot of rubbish here, haven't you?
09:11Aye, haven't a bit to clear out.
09:13Can you manage the rest?
09:15Aye.
09:21You fit?
09:22No need to bother about the morning, man.
09:24Going to be a walkover.
09:25They're not a bad team, you know.
09:27What's going on, then?
09:28Ah, expansion, improvement and more problems.
09:31More money and all.
09:32You know, when I've served me time,
09:34I'll make twice what Dad does.
09:35I suppose for now, the few Bobby gives us
09:37for helping out Sundays comes in handy.
09:39Aye, I'll bet.
09:40He's looking for more lads now.
09:42Aye.
09:43What about you?
09:44Me?
09:45Well, why not?
09:47I haven't got the time, man.
09:48Mum's dead set on his go to university.
09:50She's only just done his play of football.
09:52Working's different.
09:53Now that I'm in the yard full time,
09:55Dad'll need somebody a bit older to keep the kids in order.
09:58Green, my Lord of all.
10:02Oh, you'll never get to heaven in Crawford's van.
10:06Crawford's van.
10:08There's no tin can.
10:10Oh, you'll never get to heaven in Crawford's van.
10:13Crawford's van.
10:15Oh, what are you looking at?
10:18Tea up.
10:21Well, girl, what do you think of it?
10:23Better.
10:26Oh, Carol.
10:28That worked hard.
10:29All right.
10:30Much better.
10:31Ah, you wait, girl.
10:32Total whitewash.
10:33New shows.
10:34You aren't out of place.
10:36Oh, hello.
10:37Oh, I'm sorry.
10:38Shall I go and get a new one?
10:39Oh, no, you're all right.
10:40Are you going to win, JG?
10:41I'm going to hang with him.
10:42Hey, there's more than just him in the team, you know.
10:44Aye, but nobody missed the others.
10:46I'm not taking that.
10:48Come on.
10:49That's Mrs. Payne.
10:50That's chicken.
10:51That's chicken.
10:53Could you shut up, please?
10:57Could you shut up?
10:58Eat my head.
11:00Now, listen.
11:01Old Arthur's just been on the phone, and his lads haven't turned up.
11:04Are there any volunteers?
11:07How about it?
11:08It means more in your pockets.
11:09I have to get back, Mr. Crawford.
11:11I promised Mrs. Smith I'd take our dog out.
11:14I've got it.
11:18All right, I'll go.
11:19But I've got to be quick.
11:20Kick-off's at 10.30, and I don't want to miss it.
11:22No, of course not, pet.
11:23Now, listen.
11:24Old Mr. Turner's bagging up now, and I said you'd get round there
11:27as soon as he finished your rounds for me, all right?
11:29All right.
11:30Let's go.
11:32Come on, let's go.
11:33Come on, let's go.
11:37No more Sunday papers for his lot.
11:39Serves old man Turner right, doesn't it?
11:42Look what you're doing, going into the shop.
11:52Flat leg.
11:53Shut up.
11:54Those potatoes are heavy for him.
11:56All right.
12:27All right.
12:38All right.
12:44All right.
12:52All right.
12:58All right.
13:04Looks like an early start.
13:05Yeah, but I'll miss the kick-off.
13:30Thank you, Sunday.
13:36Thank you, Sunday.
13:52Seen that?
13:53The paper's being sold on the ground.
13:56Who's smuggling them?
13:57Keith Snyth, isn't it?
13:58I thought so. He's one of old Arthur's lads.
14:01I thought they hadn't turned up.
14:03Oh, never mind.
14:28Got any spares?
14:30Oi! Got any spares?
14:47Baz!
14:49Baz! Come back here!
14:58Oi!
15:00Come on!
15:02Come on!
15:04Come on!
15:06Come on!
15:08Come on!
15:10Come on!
15:12Come on!
15:14Too good each day, you know.
15:16Come on!
15:29Giddy!
15:31Come on, then, lads!
15:48I thought we'd have a good time.
15:50Tuesday is your very special day.
15:52Many have returned...
15:59Why aren't you at the match, then?
16:04Just coming up.
16:06Don't lose the young, will you?
16:08What's wrong?
16:10You wouldn't understand.
16:12I might get half a chance.
16:28WHISTLE BLOWS
16:38Hi, lads. Where's Dave?
16:40Here he is, how?
16:44Well played, lads.
16:46JG, that penalty was a knockout.
16:48Dave, you'd best be off. You want a lift, JG?
16:50No, thanks. I don't know what your lads like, you know.
16:52You two coming?
16:54Yeah, thanks for coming, lads.
16:57What happened to Baz?
17:00There have been about a dozen complaints so far.
17:03No papers at all?
17:05No. Just half a dozen at the start of the round.
17:08Baz ran away from you?
17:10Mm-hm.
17:12Food smells good, ma'am.
17:14I'm going round to see young Baz.
17:16Jenny will fill you in.
17:18What's up, then?
17:20Baz never delivered Arthur's papers this morning.
17:22Get away.
17:24And he ran away when I shouted for him and all.
17:28KNOCK AT DOOR
17:30Mum? Uh-huh?
17:32Can you slow down dinner a bit?
17:34Whatever for?
17:36I've got a theory. I just want to pop back to the clubhouse for a minute and check it out.
17:39What about me dinner?
17:42You should have gone straight back.
17:46I know that now.
17:48It's still not too late.
17:50I don't know.
17:52It would be awful if someone makes a paper.
17:54I shouldn't have left them there.
17:56Anyway...
17:58Anyway what?
18:00They might have thought I flogged them.
18:02Oh, men!
18:04What a drag for you.
18:06You did the one thing that made them think you were in the wrong, twit.
18:23I'll get it, Mum.
18:30What's that?
18:32Baz here?
18:34I'll get it.
18:54What's the matter?
18:56Hand it over, Snape.
18:58What are you on about?
19:00The money you got for the papers you nicked.
19:02Hand it over, you'll get a good thumping.
19:06That paper saw flogging. Bit of private enterprise, wasn't it?
19:09They pinched them.
19:11Is that right, eh?
19:13True, mate.
19:15He's pocketing me for a loose change.
19:17Let's check it out, lad.
19:19Get off!
19:32Get off!
19:48All you've got to do now is pick it up.
19:50Come on, I'll get you out of here, lads.
19:52This paper's pinched.
19:54Silly old beggar was too scared to tell us.
19:56You managed to make him up another bag?
19:58Eh, well, best we could do, anyway.
20:00There you are.
20:02Is this caught there? I'm sorry.
20:04It's all right, Bert.
20:06Sam, give him a hand, would you?
20:08We've had enough complaints for one day.
20:10OK.
20:12I hope your dinner ain't spoiled.
20:14Eh, well, Davey isn't back yet.
20:16No? Where is he?
20:18Well, we were talking about the missing papers
20:20and he said he'd got a theory and he just dashed off.
20:23Where to, did he say?
20:25Erm, Boys' Club, I think.
20:28What about me dinner?
20:30All right, then, get it on.
20:32Get it on there, lads.
20:50Hey, Davey.
20:52I picked my own job.
20:54Maybe there's more to it than I thought.
20:56I'll be running to the Geordie Mafia.
20:58How are you, buddy lad?
21:10I might get the lion bird on a Sunday.
21:12I'll see another man about it.
21:14Fair enough.
21:16Hey, Crawford.
21:27There you are.
21:29Phone box, ambulance, run like hell.
21:31Well?
21:36You do know them, don't you?
21:42What do you want to protect them for?
21:46It's all my fault.
21:48Rubbish. Davey had no business rushing off
21:50like some daft vigilante.
21:52I'll tell him when he gets back.
21:54Don't keep him in hospital.
21:56He got the money back, didn't he?
21:58Do you really think a few pounds are worth all this?
22:01Well, no-one will pinch papers again, hurry.
22:03I'll bet.
22:05That's them, they're back.
22:10Oh, God.
22:12Davey, are you all right?
22:14Eight stitches, unlucky of them.
22:16Has he told you who did it?
22:18What's the point, Mum?
22:20Let them sweat on it, Davey.
22:22We'll sort them out ourselves, eh?
22:24He's sorting out of it, son. I'll do it.
22:26You? Bed.
22:28Go on, I'll bring out a cup of tea.
22:30All right, lads, on your way. It's tea time now.
22:33Right, now, JG's starting tomorrow.
22:35If we can get up around by then.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:39Tomorrow, JG can follow Baz.
22:41You get the feel of it?
22:437.30?
22:45Sam?
22:47What about me for a paper round?
22:49You?
22:51Paper lasses.
22:53They've got a point, Sam, those bags are way heavy.
22:55What if somebody nicked your papers?
22:57Being a boy didn't help you much, did it?
22:59Sam, McCann does ask for paper round, lads.
23:02That's sexual discrimination.
23:04Hey, that's fair.
23:06All right, then, see you in the morning.
23:08Oh, God.
23:10THEME SONG PLAYS
23:41THEME SONG CONTINUES
23:59Next week in The Paper Lads, there's drama in the dark.
24:04What time is it?
24:06It's a bit early, isn't it?
24:08Aye, well, there doesn't seem to be anybody around.
24:11Now, remember, you the wire, me the window and you the guard.
24:17All right, then, let's go.
24:20Let's get cracking, Terry.
24:29That's him, I'm sure.
24:33So, what's he doing here?
24:35I don't know.
24:37I don't know either.
24:39I don't know either.
24:41I don't know either.
24:43I don't know either.
24:45I don't know either.
24:47So, what's he doing here?
24:51Come on, let's find out.
24:53The Paper Lads, reading about themselves the next morning.
24:56And you can see that next week at the same time.