Alice knows what to do! The captains of the 3 series

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00:00YetNovice. Channel for the whole family.
00:30Episode 07. The End
01:00Episode 07. The End
01:12Our team won't give a damn about your retarded safari.
01:18We're not retarded. We even have a voice network.
01:22One screen for the whole planet? That sucks.
01:25And your wood racing? That sucks.
01:28And it's a test race.
01:33The track is ready to push.
01:35Mom, all the teams refuse to fly to us.
01:39The race has to take place. And your team has to win.
01:45That's the only way to get us into the Gala Association.
01:49Who are we supposed to beat?
01:51Everyone says that a test race on firewood sucks.
01:55Is that what you wrote about test firewood?
01:58Well, yeah. It's a sport. It's all about honesty.
02:01You're a liar. The captain has to do everything to win.
02:07You're no good for the captain.
02:10I'm no good? I'm the captain!
02:13I'll fix everything, Mom.
02:15No test race.
02:18And not on firewood.
02:21That's cool. Let them come.
02:25We'll tear them apart.
02:28Silence on the field!
02:31According to the results of the match between the teams
02:35Selezneva and Soltanova,
02:38the winners will take part in the competition
02:41on the baloons of the Earth colony of the asteroid Lopr.
02:45Hooray!
02:47Attention!
02:50Take your positions!
02:53Victory will be ours!
02:58The ball is in the game!
03:01Go away!
03:02Go away yourself!
03:04Lyoha!
03:06Yes!
03:08Excuse me.
03:09Arik, receive!
03:11Receive!
03:12Interesting.
03:14Arik, hit!
03:16Be careful!
03:17Behind!
03:18Receive!
03:23Behind!
03:25Natasha, hold on!
03:29Come on, hit!
03:32Mom!
03:36Goal!
03:37Hooray!
03:381-0 in favor of the team of Soltanova!
03:43What are you doing?
03:46Masha, the goalkeeper should catch the ball.
03:49It's not a good idea to run from the ball to the goalkeeper.
03:52I understand. I'll do everything.
03:54Natasha, Alisa!
03:56Lyoha, Lambert!
04:01Natasha, Alisa, what are you doing?
04:03Lyoha, in Russian!
04:04I don't understand anything!
04:06I don't understand anything!
04:13Natasha!
04:14Lyoha, receive!
04:16Receive!
04:17Lyoha, hit!
04:18Lyoha, come on!
04:19Come on, hit!
04:32What is it?
04:33Where is the ball?
04:35Lyoha!
04:36Goal!
04:381-1!
04:39The team of Seleznyovs equalizes the score!
04:51Masha, don't be afraid!
04:53I'm not afraid!
05:00Unacceptable!
05:02Masha, what are you doing?
05:03The rules prohibit the use of foreign objects on the field!
05:08The victory goes to the team of Soltanovs!
05:12What?
05:15The game is over!
05:19We missed the ball!
05:21A cool race on the balloons!
05:24We missed it!
05:25And the athletes on the field are all like princes!
05:30Masha, Masha!
05:31Why did you take her on the team?
05:33Terrible!
05:35Masha, where are you going?
05:36Let her be alone!
05:38Coward!
05:40Hooray, we are the champions!
05:42Hooray!
05:43Hooray!
05:44Hooray!
05:45Hooray!
05:46Hooray!
05:47Hooray!
05:48Hooray!
05:49Hooray!
05:50Hooray!
05:51Hooray!
05:52Hooray!
05:53Hooray!
05:54Hooray!
05:55Hooray!
05:56Hooray!
05:57Hooray!
05:58What?
06:01Hi!
06:02The coolest planet in Safari welcomes you!
06:06We have a mega race!
06:08Awesome track!
06:10What team are you a captain of?
06:12Oh, me?
06:14I see, you're not a captain.
06:17No, I'm the captain of the Earth team.
06:21You always win.
06:24Not always.
06:25If Arik hadn't turned around,
06:27Alice and Natasha hadn't collided,
06:29and Lyoha hadn't crashed,
06:30I wouldn't have had to catch the ball.
06:34Oh!
06:36Great!
06:37Come!
06:38You have a special shuttle.
06:40By the way, I'm Tolgut,
06:42the son of Queen Tira,
06:43and the captain of my team.
06:45Are you a prince?
06:47And I'm Masha.
06:49Tolgut, what's the race for?
06:52It's a surprise.
06:53Fill this up quickly
06:55and fly right now.
06:59Mom!
07:00The worst team on Earth is flying to us!
07:03We'll destroy them!
07:05We'll see!
07:06Well done, captain!
07:08Well done!
07:09Mom!
07:17I even broke my mom yesterday
07:19to let me go to the race.
07:22There's a funny track made of nanosteel.
07:25I wanted to feel it.
07:28Well, are you bored?
07:30Clean my apples!
07:32Why?
07:33You're swallowing them already.
07:35But why?
07:36Why do I always have to beg?
07:38Maybe I just want some warmth.
07:40Yeah, and a royal bow.
07:42Of course.
07:43I can be your...
07:45captain.
07:46What do you think?
07:48Cooper,
07:49is he the one who's responsible for everyone?
07:51No, he's not.
07:52What's easier?
07:53Any ideas?
07:54The talisman of the team.
07:56He doesn't do anything,
07:57he just shouts.
07:58He doesn't do anything?
07:59That's up to me.
08:00Wow!
08:01What's that?
08:02Oh, a monster!
08:03Alice, how did you know?
08:05Maybe the address is wrong.
08:07Someone wanted a cool race?
08:09Oh, yes, on the planet Sapolaris.
08:11It's an amazing track.
08:13We're invited by Prince Tolgut,
08:15the captain of their team.
08:17The prince invited us.
08:18Who cares?
08:19What about the talisman?
08:21Oh, a cool race!
08:23Masha, are you serious?
08:25Hey, what's going on?
08:26I'm talking to you.
08:27Amazing track.
08:28Funny.
08:29Hey, what's the race about?
08:31We have to make it to the start.
08:33Hurry, jump!
08:34Hey, does anyone hear me?
08:37Hey, you forgot the talisman!
08:39I'm with you!
08:40Don't fly away!
08:41They won't make it without the talisman.
08:48It's going to be so much fun!
08:50What a creaky chelmok.
08:52It's weird.
08:53A cool race in a creaky chelmok.
08:55Yeah, I wish we could make it.
08:57Go, Sapolaris!
08:58Victory is ours!
09:00Rupert, what are you doing here?
09:02Have you forgotten?
09:03I'm your super talisman.
09:04You bow to me,
09:05and I cheer for you from the podium.
09:07You'd better sit in your chair and be quiet.
09:11I've just read about Sapolaris
09:13that there are animals called Morduks.
09:15They look like moles,
09:16and they live underground.
09:18Look at them.
09:19Underground?
09:20They're so fluffy!
09:22Come on!
09:23It's a race!
09:24This is awesome!
09:25Our captain Aliceka and I are going to kill them all!
09:28Help!
09:29I'm the captain.
09:31What?
09:32You're the captain?
09:34I had to.
09:35Help!
09:36Help!
09:37What kind of race is this, captain?
09:38Talgut said it was a surprise.
09:41What?
09:42Look, it's Sapolaris!
09:44You're going to be a monster!
09:46How much do you root for the earthlings?
09:48All of them!
09:49All of them!
09:50All of them!
09:54Seventh stage!
09:55Look!
09:56Look, Mr. Seagull!
09:57Ours are already at the finish line.
09:59According to the rules.
10:00They're going for the record.
10:01According to the rules.
10:03Only when the opponent's team
10:05also goes through the track,
10:07I can make a decision.
10:09Of course.
10:10The earthlings come from minute to minute.
10:12We win against them
10:14and finally get into the gala association.
10:18If you win.
10:23Here are the earthlings.
10:31Where are the teams?
10:32Where are the fans?
10:33They don't have a race, captain.
10:36I'm the queen of the earth.
10:38Sapolaris greets the team of the earth
10:41and her captain.
10:43Hello!
10:44You have a beast, captain.
10:46I'm not a beast.
10:47I'm a super-talisman.
10:49I'm sorry, queen of the earth.
10:50Here's our captain.
10:52And the earth greets Sapolaris.
10:54Where can I look at the seagulls?
10:57Later.
10:58Let's go faster.
10:59You have to start now.
11:01No, the seagull didn't say
11:03to start right away.
11:04But you signed the agreement.
11:07Papados.
11:10I don't understand.
11:11Where is my stand?
11:13The throne!
11:17This is even better.
11:19A good talisman will not be damaged by the royal throne.
11:22Hi, I'm a super-talisman.
11:23Nice to meet you.
11:24There is no whole universe yet.
11:26The teams are better than the earth.
11:31Hooray, we won!
11:33Tagut, hi!
11:36This is your prince.
11:38What? A cool race on this?
11:44Disgusting.
11:45Masha!
11:46Why didn't you tell us about these firewoods earlier?
11:48I didn't know.
11:49Talgut didn't tell me.
11:51You're the captain yourself.
11:55The rules of the firewood race.
11:58Terrible.
11:59Maybe we should give up right away?
12:01Give up?
12:02Now!
12:03No way.
12:05We don't give up.
12:06High nose, Masha.
12:07Give me these rules.
12:10Move on the tribe.
12:11Arrow.
12:13The captain must stick out of the numbers.
12:17Nonsense.
12:18We're going to fall and that's it.
12:20Get ready, captain.
12:21Don't lose your honor to the earth.
12:24This is a royal place.
12:28Exactly.
12:29I demand a royal bow to myself.
12:31By the way, don't stand idly by.
12:33Clean up the mess.
12:34What?
12:35Your hands!
12:36I bite, by the way.
12:38I have the same teeth as your muzzles.
12:41What muzzles?
12:46Those who went to the rocks.
12:49Don't worry.
12:52Team Earthlings.
12:54Get ready for the start.
12:57The time of the race is 8 minutes and 25 seconds.
13:06Team Earthlings.
13:11Team Earthlings.
13:13Get ready for the start.
13:14Will the victory be ours?
13:16Yes!
13:17Attention!
13:19Theoretically, the Appalachians passed Taras in 8 minutes.
13:22So we have to go faster.
13:24Go!
13:27Come on, come on!
13:36Again!
13:38Faster!
13:39To the right, to the right, to the right!
13:43Faster, faster, faster!
13:51Wow!
13:53The Appalachians destroyed the maze.
13:56We have to try again.
13:59I think...
14:00That's right, Masha.
14:01Come on, get ready.
14:06Team Earthlings.
14:09We can't do it in pieces.
14:12The Appalachians have strong legs.
14:14And I can't do it anymore.
14:16Look at the numbers.
14:18Ready!
14:22I have to get out of there.
14:24And the faster, the better.
14:26Lyoha, Kapta!
14:27Let's make a slingshot!
14:28More precisely!
14:29How?
14:30Lyoha, you're a brake!
14:32A slingshot!
14:36Oh my God!
14:40The first stage.
14:42Very slowly.
14:44Did you see how it flew?
14:46We are a rocket, and we are a ram!
14:48We are a cool team of Earthlings!
14:50Listen, this is a cool team.
14:55Why don't you have places for the fans?
14:59Fans?
15:01Well, this is a trial race.
15:03We will do everything for the real competition.
15:06And the stands with cages for the fans.
15:09With cages?
15:13Maybe it's a good idea.
15:18And one!
15:20And two!
15:22And three!
15:23And four!
15:24Theoretically, we are losing globally.
15:27Get ready!
15:29Without me!
15:34Oh my God!
15:36Are we really going to lose?
15:38Masha, your prince has clearly deceived you.
15:41Stupid feathers.
15:43It was easier to play football on the balloons.
15:46Oh, Rick!
15:48Do you remember that on the football he flew on a ball?
15:51Let's fly balloons and fly on a log like a rocket!
15:55And our captain is smart!
15:57Masha, cool!
15:59Let's put on the balloons!
16:01Let's put on the balloons!
16:10Come on!
16:16This is a cool race!
16:22What is it?
16:24Well, it's not interesting to look further.
16:27They lost.
16:30I don't know anything!
16:32I don't hear anything!
16:33Earthlings, faster!
16:34Earthlings, faster!
16:36Third stage!
16:39They passed so quickly!
16:41Let them crush the elephant's leg!
16:43But the earthlings are the champions!
16:45Fourth stage!
16:49You said they were a bad team.
16:52Well, yes.
16:54Do something, captain!
16:56Mom, I'll do it.
16:58They won't get out of the dungeon at all.
17:00Distract the eels.
17:02Mr. Eel, how do you like our dungeons?
17:06At the level of the object's rhythm.
17:08Yes.
17:09But I don't understand how you managed to build them so quickly.
17:13And why is there such a high fence around?
17:18For safety.
17:20Is there any danger?
17:22Fifth stage!
17:24And the earthlings are climbing.
17:27It smells like a set-up.
17:29I'll keep an eye on them.
17:34And what did this aborigine come up with?
17:41He is angry.
17:43It's good that there is a fence.
17:58Help!
18:00Eels?
18:19Oh, I made a mistake!
18:21Sorry!
18:27Oh...
18:33I'm in position!
18:35Aim!
18:37Ha-ha! We passed the seventh stage!
18:39To the dead!
18:41Right rudder!
18:43Yes, yes!
18:53Oh, I lost the mirror somewhere.
18:55Natasha, we can't go back!
18:57The number 8 is left!
18:59I haven't seen the number for a long time.
19:01And the arrows are on the walls.
19:03There is a fork ahead!
19:05To the left!
19:07To the right!
19:13That's the end.
19:15The log.
19:17Four minutes left.
19:19Well, captain, did you fly?
19:21My mirror!
19:23It's beautiful!
19:25Oh, my God!
19:27So we've already been here!
19:29Are we lost?
19:31What are you talking about?
19:33That's why there are no arrows.
19:35We turned in the wrong direction.
19:37Why did the Safalards throw such a complicated track?
19:39Is this a track for racing?
19:41Rather, for orientation.
19:43Terrible!
19:45This is an animal den!
19:47Look!
19:49Someone's nest is here!
19:51I see.
19:53The Safalards didn't build tunnels.
19:55They drove the Morduks out of their house.
19:57And then they built a fence
19:59and blocked all the entrances beyond it.
20:01And then they turned the arrow
20:03so that we got lost.
20:05Oh, Maha, how did you believe this Tolgut?
20:07Well, let me just get it.
20:11Tolgut?
20:13The Morduks are chasing me!
20:15Let them eat you!
20:17Bad!
20:19Let them eat you!
20:29I'm here by accident.
20:31Tolgut, you're the captain!
20:33Is there a way out of here?
20:35What way out? We're surrounded!
20:37There should be a passage behind the wall.
20:39We need to break it.
20:41Tolgut!
20:43Step aside, weakling!
20:49Turn on the fuses!
20:55Look! He fell!
20:57That's what he needs!
20:59Lyokha, this is not very sporty.
21:09There will be a new dawn!
21:11There will be a sea of ​​victories!
21:13Trust no one!
21:15There is no way out.
21:17There is no way out.
21:21Well, what's next?
21:23Only a taxi in a Ferrari
21:25can get into the Gala Association.
21:27And that's why the Morduks
21:29had to be kicked out of their house?
21:31Oh, my God!
21:35Let me go, boar!
21:37I'm an earthly talisman!
21:39Boomer!
21:41Alina! I understand!
21:43Talismans are not for me!
21:45I will live in the field!
21:47Boomer!
21:49Where did they drag him?
21:51To the rocks! Fly there!
21:59Wow!
22:01There they are!
22:03Let's fly to the rocks!
22:05Boomer!
22:07Boomer!
22:09Boomer!
22:11Boomer!
22:17Lyokha, we are boomers!
22:19Boomer!
22:21What do you want?
22:23Natasha, get in there!
22:25Oh!
22:27We had theoretical thoughts.
22:29Lyokha!
22:31Boomer!
22:33Boomer!
22:39Captain!
22:41You're just in time!
22:47Oh!
22:49How do we get Boomer out now?
22:53The earthlings are 10 seconds behind you.
22:57They have already lost.
22:59Yes!
23:01We have lost!
23:03Mom!
23:05Son! We won!
23:07No!
23:09I made a decision!
23:11I told the earthlings about the Mordecai!
23:13We must confess, Selger.
23:23Forward, my Mordecai!
23:25Keep in line!
23:27Good!
23:29The king of Mordecai greets you!
23:31Poor people!
23:33Boomer! What's going on?
23:35Oh!
23:37I am now the talisman of the Mordecai!
23:39In short!
23:41Get off calmly!
23:43My subjects obey me!
23:47Mr. Selger,
23:49my son is right.
23:51We did not build the dungeon.
23:53This is the den of the Mordecai.
23:55For the sake of the race,
23:57we drove away the animals.
23:59So I am withdrawing
24:01the application of Sephalari
24:03for registration.
24:05You do not have a sports facility.
24:09Wait, Mr. Selger!
24:11They have a sports facility!
24:13What else?
24:15Do not withdraw their application!
24:17They have rocks like apple peels!
24:19On them on the baloons!
24:23This is interesting.
24:25By the way,
24:27in the galaxy there are few natural paths for balloons.
24:29I am a father.
24:33Good!
24:35Prepare the rocks for the competition!
24:37Hooray!
24:39Hooray!
24:41Hooray!
24:43Oh, well, do not persuade!
24:45No, no, no! I give up!
24:47I have a goal here!
24:49And what is there?
24:51This rusty vacuum cleaner is pressing me!
24:53I do not even want to listen!
24:55No, do not persuade!
24:57Let's get out of here, my faithful Mordecai!
24:59We decided to give you
25:01to train!
25:03Thank you! You are a real captain!
25:05Come to us again!
25:11It's funny!
25:13Only this prince is bad!
25:15And you are great!
25:17Goodbye!
25:19Bye-bye!
25:21Well, so be it!
25:23I'll fly with you!
25:25And what about your animals?
25:27I understand that I will wake up in longing!
25:29I suddenly thought
25:31how is there a field without me!
25:33Well, the apples are over!
25:51No!
25:53No!
25:55No!
25:57No!
25:59No!
26:01No!
26:03No!
26:05No!
26:07No!
26:09No!
26:11No!
26:13No!
26:15No!
26:17No!
26:19No!
26:21No!
26:23No!
26:25No!
26:27No!
26:29No!
26:31No!
26:33No!
26:35No!
26:37No!

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