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00:00To become a real professional,
00:04Physics must know a lot and be able to do a lot.
00:08Physics has three schools and a university.
00:12And who are these physicists? It's a big, big secret.
00:16And who are these physicists? It's a big, big secret.
00:20And who are these physicists? It's a big, big secret.
00:25And who are these physicists? It's a big, big secret.
00:29And who are these physicists? It's a big, big secret.
00:54Let's go!
00:56I'm a super racer!
01:08We're taking a risk again.
01:11Super racers are always lucky.
01:13It's stupid to count on luck.
01:16It's better to think about safety.
01:20By the way, today professor Chudakov is testing a safety pillow.
01:27What is it?
01:28Games. Explain.
01:34Everyone who drives a car should fasten their seat belt.
01:37When braking sharply, the seat belt holds a person.
01:40However, there are cases when even the seat belt does not help.
01:44For example, when a car crashes into something at full speed.
01:47Then the driver or passenger can save the safety pillow.
01:51In a folded form, such a pillow is not visible, it is hidden.
01:55But in the event of a collision, the pillow is inflated very quickly,
01:59and a person rubs against it instead of flying out the window.
02:12Let's begin.
02:14As always, the most dangerous tests are carried out by professor Chudakov himself.
02:21What if the pillow doesn't inflate?
02:24It will.
02:26Three, two, one.
02:36Did you notice how quickly the pillow opens?
02:39Yes. Why?
02:41There is a substance that burns and turns into gas at the moment of impact.
02:48It fills the pillow.
02:50Did I explain it correctly, colleague?
02:55Where is this doctor?
03:00He needs help!
03:01Stop!
03:02Let's call for help.
03:04I can.
03:10Professor, do you need help?
03:20Thank you, Liza.
03:22I can do it myself.
03:25I can do it myself.
03:28Professor, how did you press the button in this position?
03:32So I reached it in flight.
03:35Incredible person.
03:40When a child rides a car,
03:43he must be fastened with a belt and sit in a special child's chair.
03:48But you need to be even more careful when you ride a bike,
03:53skate, roller skates or scooters.
03:56First, stay away from the roads on which cars drive.
04:01Second, put on protection.
04:04On your hands, legs, gloves, knee pads, on your head, on your helmet.
04:09Then even if you fall, you will stay safe.
04:13Third, try to be noticeable.
04:16In the evening, there must be reflectors on your bike and clothes.
04:23They flash in the light of headlights and warn car drivers.
04:28Be careful on the road.
04:32Well, let's try again.
04:36Maybe we should call Liza right away?
04:38She'll have time.
04:40Let's go!
04:44Grandpa, call for help!
04:46Don't!
04:48I made it so that now the pillow not only inflates,
04:53but also deflates itself.
04:55Brilliant!
04:56As they say...
04:58Drink!
04:59That's all for today.
05:01Hooray!
05:02Let's go home!
05:03Where is my fixie board?
05:05Take your fixie board.
05:07I put a safety pillow in it.
05:11Me?
05:12Why?
05:13I'm a super racer!
05:15Let's go!
05:18That's why I put it.
05:20A super racer doesn't need a pillow.
05:22Never!
05:24And never!
05:30Wow!
05:32A cool pillow!
05:34An original design!
05:36I invented it myself.
05:38And I tested the fire.
05:40Professor, will you give us such pillows?
05:43I'll give it to everyone tomorrow.
05:46But for now...
05:47We observe safety!
05:50Let's go!
06:20Who is a fixie?
06:22It's a big, big secret!
06:24Who is a fixie?
06:26It's a big, big secret!
06:28Who is a fixie?
06:30It's a big, big secret!
06:40To become a real professional,
06:45To become a real professional,
06:49A fixie must know a lot
06:51And be able to do a lot.
06:53A fixie has a school and a university.
06:57Who is a fixie?
07:00It's a big, big secret!
07:02Who is a fixie?
07:04It's a big, big secret!
07:06Who is a fixie?
07:09It's a big, big secret!
07:12Batteries
07:17You are my lemon!
07:19You will grow up big and beautiful!
07:24She's talking to a pot!
07:28Oh, boys!
07:30Do you like it?
07:32What?
07:34A plant!
07:35A huge tree will grow out of it!
07:38And on it, among the green leaves,
07:41yellow lemons will appear!
07:44Cool!
07:46And lemons will grow out of it?
07:49Well, yes!
07:50It will grow even bigger!
07:52As soon as it gets energy,
07:54Where will it get it?
07:56From the sun!
07:59Nonsense!
08:02Oh!
08:03Batteries are better than the sun!
08:06Batteries?
08:07I don't think so!
08:09You shouldn't!
08:10Do you know how much energy they have?
08:12If we put more batteries in the pot,
08:15your lemon will grow so big!
08:18Can I do that?
08:20Of course!
08:21Where can I get the batteries?
08:23Over there!
08:24Denis Evgenievich has a whole box of them!
08:29BATTERIES
08:35Batteries, batteries!
08:38We need them in huge quantities!
08:42Batteries, batteries!
08:45So that the devices have electricity!
08:49Batteries, batteries!
08:53Batteries, batteries!
08:57Batteries, batteries!
09:00Batteries, batteries!
09:05All right!
09:07In a week the lemons will grow!
09:13The first battery was made in Italy
09:16more than 200 years ago.
09:18Two different metals were placed in the salt water
09:21and from one to the other
09:23the electric current flowed.
09:26So many years have passed,
09:28but the principle of operation of the battery has not changed.
09:31Now batteries and accumulators can be found everywhere.
09:35Very small ones are used in watches,
09:38and big ones are used in cars and ships.
09:42New batteries and accumulators are produced in millions,
09:46but where to put the old ones?
09:48You can't just throw them away,
09:51because they poison the soil and water.
09:54It is better to hand them over to special reception points,
09:58where they will be taken to the factory and reworked.
10:04Yes, yes!
10:05Old batteries that have fallen into the ground
10:08can destroy all the plants on it.
10:12That is why Professor Weirdo
10:15collects old batteries in this box
10:18and then hands them over.
10:20And where are they?
10:21My little plant!
10:23What will happen to it?
10:25What? Where are the batteries?
10:27They?
10:28They are in the pot!
10:31Why?
10:32So that the lemon grows faster!
10:36From the batteries?
10:38Who came up with that?
10:40It will die if we don't save it!
10:46It's time!
10:47The soil is poisoned!
10:49The plant needs to be transplanted urgently!
10:52Where?
10:53There!
10:54There is a pot of clean soil!
10:56That's it!
11:15Batteries!
11:17Batteries!
11:19Batteries!
11:21Batteries!
11:23Batteries!
11:25Batteries!
11:27Batteries!
11:29Batteries!
11:31Batteries!
11:33Batteries!
11:35Batteries!
11:37Batteries!
11:39Batteries!
11:41Batteries!
11:43Batteries!
11:47Don't cry, Bullet!
11:49Your tree will survive!
11:51It will grow big and big!
11:54And lemons will grow on it!
11:57And oranges!
11:59And watermelons!
12:01But I don't think the watermelons will grow on it.
12:03The TFR has bent it.
12:05Just like with the batteries.
12:07Batteries are still cool!
12:09All the devices work on them!
12:12That's right!
12:13Devices!
12:17Look!
12:18The plant is coming back to life!
12:21It's coming back to life!
12:23Tell me, Bullet!
12:24Isn't it lovely?
12:26Lovely!
12:34And who has such tricks?
12:36It's a big, big secret!
12:38And who has such tricks?
12:40It's a big, big secret!
12:49To become a real professional
12:53A trickster must know a lot
12:55And be able to do a lot
12:57Tricksters have schools and universities
13:01And who has such tricks?
13:04It's a big, big secret!
13:06And who has such tricks?
13:08It's a big, big secret!
13:11And who has such tricks?
13:13It's a big, big secret!
13:38And who has such tricks?
13:40It's a big, big secret!
13:42And who has such tricks?
13:44It's a big, big secret!
13:46And who has such tricks?
13:48It's a big, big secret!
13:53Instructions
14:03They don't work.
14:04Try to put it the other way round.
14:06Have you read the instructions?
14:08Instructions?
14:09It's for desperate people.
14:11We can do without instructions.
14:13Come on!
14:15What's going on?
14:18My battery!
14:22Instructions give us useful advice.
14:25Instructions to the wardrobe
14:27Advise how to put it together correctly.
14:29From the instructions to the TV
14:31You can find out how the programs are set up.
14:34On the box with porridge
14:36It's written how to cook it.
14:38And to the medicine
14:40Instructions are given
14:42In what cases and how it should be taken.
14:45Read the instructions
14:47And you will avoid many troubles.
14:51Well, here it is!
14:56Here you go, Dim-Dimych!
14:58Wow!
14:59A new chair.
15:00But it still needs to be put together.
15:02I'm afraid you won't be able to do it yourself.
15:04Why is that?
15:05How else can I do it?
15:07Will you put it together before lunch?
15:09Ice cream is on me.
15:10Eskimo!
15:11Two!
15:12Put it together first!
15:16Dim-Dimych, can I put the chair together too?
15:19You can!
15:20Read the instructions first.
15:22I'm bored without the TV.
15:24I haven't seen a chair for ages.
15:27Let's put it together without your instructions.
15:32Let's go!
16:02Well, Dima, have you packed up? Mom says the lunch is ready.
16:08Two more minutes.
16:12Simka, help me.
16:14What?
16:15Tell me what is written in the instruction.
16:18Ah, I'll remember about the instruction.
16:20Okay, I'll help you.
16:24So, take this detail and that one, and you, Nozik, pull the screw.
16:31No, not this one. Longer.
16:36The first stools and benches appeared in Ancient Egypt.
16:41The pharaoh's stool was special, with a back.
16:45It is believed that it was the throne of the pharaoh that became the first chair.
16:49For a long time the chair was an object of luxury.
16:52Rich noblemen even visited with their own chairs.
16:57And the more important the nobleman was, the higher the back of his chair was.
17:02Only in the 19th century the chair came to every house.
17:06What kind of stools are not made in our days?
17:09And from wood, and from plastic, and from metal, and on legs, and on wheels, and folding, and children's, and all sorts of different.
17:18But how would people sit at the table without stools?
17:23Oh, I think we made it.
17:25Hurry up!
17:27Nozik, we need another screw.
17:29No more.
17:31Search, come on.
17:32I've searched everything.
17:34Dima, Dima, I'm coming.
17:36Nozik, turn it on.
17:37How?
17:38Put the screw on for a minute.
17:40Well, if only for a minute.
17:47Done!
17:50Done!
17:52Assembled!
17:55Well done!
17:57Mom, I won the ice cream!
17:59Can you imagine?
18:01He assembled the chair himself.
18:03Well done!
18:04Here, sit down.
18:15So, you didn't screw in one screw.
18:18Yes, I screwed it in.
18:20It's just...
18:22What's just?
18:26Here it is.
18:30Now it won't come out.
18:33And the ice cream, you lost.
18:36Well, master-la-master, let's have lunch.
18:39Yes, I'm coming.
18:43Where is this Nozik?
18:45He ran away.
18:46Traitor!
18:47And not at all.
18:49You asked him to be a screw for just a minute.
18:51A minute has passed.
18:53And where is he now?
18:54There, studying the instructions for the clock.
18:57Listen, Dima, we, it turns out,
18:59put the wrong battery in the clock.
19:01We need some fire here.
19:03I told you,
19:05you don't want to be a kettle.
19:07Read the instructions.
19:09And who are such fixies?
19:11A big, big secret.
19:13And who are such fixies?
19:15A big, big secret.
19:23To become a real
19:25professional
19:27A fixie must know a lot
19:29and be able to do a lot.
19:31A fixie has a school
19:33where he learns
19:35how to fix a kettle.
19:37A fixie has a school
19:39and a university.
19:41And who are such fixies?
19:43A big, big secret.
19:45And who are such fixies?
19:47A big, big secret.
19:49And who are such fixies?
19:51A big, big secret.
20:03To become a real
20:05professional
20:07A fixie must know a lot
20:09and be able to do a lot.
20:11A fixie has a school
20:13and a university.
20:15And who are such fixies?
20:17A big, big secret.
20:19And who are such fixies?
20:21A big, big secret.
20:23And who are such fixies?
20:25A big, big secret.
20:35Like this.
20:39Let's move the foot.
20:41And we move.
20:45Grandpa!
20:47Our coil is missing.
20:49Well, I congratulate you.
20:51Brother, have you seen it?
20:53The coil? We haven't seen it.
20:55We play chess.
20:59Do you like board games?
21:01Here is a domino, for example.
21:03Of course, everyone played it.
21:05Do you know where it came from?
21:07Domino was invented by the ancient Chinese.
21:09They made the playing pieces
21:11flat and decorated them
21:13with drawings.
21:15And here is a game
21:17that looks like chess,
21:19but much smarter.
21:21It is called Nardy.
21:23Nards appeared in Persia
21:25and from there spread all over the world.
21:27However, the smartest
21:29of the board games
21:31was invented in India.
21:33But now chess is played
21:35in all countries
21:37by adults, children
21:39and even computers.
21:41This is a real sport.
21:43But the main thing in chess
21:45is not the strength of hands and feet,
21:47but the strength of mind.
21:51Here it is!
21:55Hey, what are you doing?
21:57This is our coil.
21:59Give it to me, please.
22:01We need it very much.
22:03We need it too.
22:05We have it instead of a missing pawn.
22:07Oh!
22:09Let Nolik work
22:11as a pawn for a while.
22:13Me?
22:15I'll catch it.
22:17Okay, take it.
22:19And you stand here.
22:21Here we go!
22:25What should I do?
22:27You'll play for white.
22:29Now we'll eat
22:31your horse.
22:33And we'll eat
22:35your horse.
22:37Come on, young man,
22:39be quiet.
22:47Nolik, stand still.
22:49Why?
22:51Pawns don't walk like this.
22:53How do they walk?
22:55They walk only forward.
22:57A pawn is the weakest
22:59figure.
23:01Oh, I'm stuck.
23:03What is the strongest?
23:05A pawn is the most dangerous
23:07figure for a king.
23:09It's a pity I'm not a pawn.
23:11I'd be your king.
23:17Every player has his own army.
23:19Eight pawns, two horses,
23:21two elephants, two boats
23:23and a horse.
23:25But the king is the main figure.
23:27His figures protect him.
23:29They are friendly and attack.
23:31If the king is attacked
23:33and can be eaten next year,
23:35it's called a step.
23:37And if the king still has
23:39no place to run,
23:41it's a curse.
23:43Whoever puts a curse on another king
23:45will win.
23:49That's how we do it.
23:51That's how we do it.
23:53That's how we do it.
23:55That's how we do it.
23:57That's how we do it.
23:59Grandpa, can I do it?
24:01Too early.
24:05Surrender, colleague.
24:07I hear you, colleague.
24:09Noli, forward!
24:11Hooray!
24:13Let's go.
24:15Forward!
24:17I can't catch up with the horse.
24:19Forward!
24:21Grandpa, I can't catch up.
24:23What's next?
24:25There's an edge.
24:27Now you're a horse.
24:29What?
24:31That's the rule.
24:33A horse that finds the edge
24:35becomes a horse.
24:37Hooray!
24:39I'm a horse.
24:41I'm the strongest horse.
24:43Hey, horse, come back.
24:45The game is not over yet.
24:49Stand here.
24:51Step.
24:53Step.
24:55Yes.
24:57Now here.
24:59Do you have a curse, colleague?
25:01Of course.
25:03Oh, it's true.
25:05A curse.
25:07Yes, I lost.
25:09Hooray!
25:13Professor, we found your pawn.
25:15Can you let Noli go?
25:17I won't leave now.
25:19Chess is my favorite game.
25:21I just put a curse on Evgenich.
25:25Really?
25:27Well, Grandpa helped me.
25:31Or rather, I helped Grandpa.
25:33And who's a fart?
25:47Who's a fart?
25:49It's a big, big secret.
25:51And who's a fart?
25:53It's a big, big secret.
26:01To become a real
26:03professional
26:05a fart must know a lot
26:07and be able to do a lot.
26:09A fart has a school
26:11and a university.
26:13And who's a fart?
26:15It's a big, big secret.
26:17And who's a fart?
26:19It's a big, big secret.
26:21And who's a fart?
26:23It's a big, big secret.
26:45Laboratory.
27:15I need help!
27:17You're being called to school!
27:19Urgently!
27:21What did he say?
27:23We're being called to school.
27:25Why?
27:27Didn't you hear?
27:29No, and you?
27:31Maybe Simka got a two?
27:33Or Noli did something.
27:37Oh, something's wrong with my heart.
27:45Four.
27:47Five.
27:49Beautiful!
27:51Six.
27:53Seven.
27:55Oh, hello!
27:57Hello, Verta.
27:59Where's Grandpa?
28:01The professor was in the chemical zone.
28:03The chemical zone?
28:05Tell me,
28:07didn't Noli bully you today?
28:09Noli?
28:11He always bullies me.
28:13Well,
28:15that means we've been summoned by Noli.
28:17Maybe something happened to him?
28:19What?
28:21Anything.
28:23It's not just a fixie school.
28:25It's a laboratory!
28:29Professor Chudakov's laboratory
28:31is always busy.
28:33In the mechanical zone,
28:35the professor creates and tests
28:37different mechanisms.
28:39For example, he tests for strength.
28:41He tests for quality of food.
28:45In the electrical zone,
28:47he fixes electrical appliances
28:49and checks their safety.
28:51And he's always busy.
28:53Evgeny Evgenievich's house
28:55is always buzzing and buzzing
28:57and even exploding!
29:07Just don't worry in advance.
29:09I don't know what to think.
29:11Igor, have you seen Noli?
29:13Did anything happen to him?
29:15It's a laboratory.
29:17Anything can happen here.
29:19What can happen?
29:23Here, for example.
29:25Where is he?
29:27Let's go!
29:29Masya, don't panic.
29:31It's good you're here.
29:33We need your help.
29:35What happened?
29:37There!
29:39Grandpa!
29:41What?
29:43Where?
29:45In the mechanical zone!
29:47And Simka and Noli?
29:49They are there!
29:51Oh, my children!
29:53Calm down!
29:57Masya is my wife
29:59and the mother of our children
30:01Simka and Noli.
30:03And she is a beauty,
30:05a great hostess.
30:07Masya is a very responsible
30:09and qualified fixer.
30:11She knows the kitchen equipment
30:13even better than me.
30:15All day Masya is at work.
30:17She fixes, washes, dyes.
30:19She adores when there is
30:21cleanliness and order everywhere.
30:23But the main thing for Masya
30:25is her beloved children
30:27whom she takes care of
30:29and tries to protect from troubles.
30:31Masya is so worried about them
30:33that sometimes she imagines
30:35all sorts of nonsense.
30:37Although Noli often gets
30:39into such dangerous tricks
30:41that even Masya
30:43can't come up with such a thing.
31:03Noli!
31:05Hold on!
31:07We will save you!
31:11You are alive!
31:13What are you doing?
31:15Why are you saving me?
31:17And whom do you need to save?
31:19Simka!
31:21And I don't need to be saved.
31:23Why are you so worried?
31:25Everyone is alive.
31:27Then why did you call us?
31:29To save Simka.
31:31Then why did you call us?
31:33We had an accident.
31:37Nolik, did you do it?
31:39Nolik is not to blame.
31:41On the contrary,
31:43he helped to fix it.
31:45Papus, without you
31:47we couldn't put the part in place.
31:49This one?
31:55Oh, thank you!
31:57So you called us
31:59just for this?
32:01Well, yes.
32:03We urgently needed your help.
32:05Fire?
32:07Why fire?
32:09Why did you scare us so much?
32:11I think
32:13you scared yourself.
32:29A big secret!
32:59A big, big secret!
33:01Who are you?
33:03A big, big secret!
33:13Hello, Dim-Dimych!
33:15What are you playing?
33:17The violin is broken.
33:19Light it up!
33:23We are helping him.
33:25And he is laughing.
33:27We have such shadows!
33:31And if so?
33:33Heads!
33:35And Simka is an eagle!
33:37Rather, donkeys!
33:41Oh, yes!
33:43Get it!
33:49You are real actors!
33:53Actors play in the theater,
33:55and we are under the bed.
33:57So what?
33:59We can also make a theater!
34:01A theater of shadows!
34:03Cool!
34:05Dim-Dimych, we need
34:07a big sheet of paper.
34:11It's not difficult to make
34:13a theater of shadows yourself.
34:15Make a screen with a sheet of paper
34:17or a big sheet of paper.
34:19Then, in the dark,
34:21illuminate the screen with a table lamp.
34:23With a screen, you can stand up
34:25or insert dolls
34:27cut out of cardboard.
34:29Your shadow or Timmy doll
34:31will appear on the screen.
34:33Only the audience should sit
34:35on the other side of the screen
34:37to make it more interesting
34:39to watch the performance.
34:43Dim-Dimych, light!
34:45Beauty!
34:47Simka, you are just
34:49a real Red Riding Hood!
34:53Hello, granddaughter!
34:55Grandma, grandma!
34:57Why do you have such big eyes?
35:01To see you better!
35:05Novik, the rehearsal is going on!
35:07Wolf is laughing!
35:09Grandma,
35:11why do you have such big teeth?
35:13To eat you sooner!
35:15To eat you!
35:21Get up, Wolf!
35:23Now I will
35:25eat you!
35:27Ha-ha!
35:29You! Me!
35:31With this match!
35:33Hey, this is not in the fairy tale!
35:35In the fairy tale, the hunter is normal!
35:37And what am I?
35:39Look for yourself!
35:41You are not enough for a hunter!
35:43Well, don't play without me!
35:45Eh, the hunter
35:47will have to be made of paper!
35:49So, that's it, break!
35:51I'll go have some tea,
35:53otherwise I'm full!
35:55Novik, don't worry!
35:57Wolf is big, and I'm small!
35:59And we will
36:01enlarge you!
36:03Look!
36:05So, more?
36:07It seems so!
36:09And so?
36:11More!
36:13Remember!
36:15The closer you are to the lamp,
36:17the more you are on the screen!
36:19Wolf!
36:21There are so many theaters
36:23in the world!
36:25In the drama theater
36:27actors speak a lot and beautifully!
36:29In the opera theater
36:31the actors don't speak,
36:33but sing to the accompaniment of the orchestra!
36:35And in the ballet theater
36:37no one sings and doesn't speak!
36:39Everyone on stage only dances!
36:41There are such theaters
36:43in which animals perform!
36:45In the theater of animals
36:47you can see performances
36:49with the participation of a dog, a cat,
36:51a goat and a pigeon,
36:53bears and seals!
36:55But in the puppet theater
36:57the main actors are dolls!
36:59True, they don't play themselves,
37:01they are still guided by people!
37:03Theaters are different,
37:05but my favorite is the theater of shadows!
37:07He is the most beautiful
37:09and mysterious!
37:13Grandma, Grandma!
37:15Why do you have such big eyes?
37:17This is to see you better!
37:21Grandma,
37:23why do you have such big teeth?
37:25This is to eat you sooner!
37:29Oh, a villain!
37:31Yeah, Wolf!
37:33Caught!
37:35Wow!
37:37Hunter!
37:39Where is your gun?
37:41Why? You are so small!
37:43What if I miss?
37:45I'm like this!
37:47How?
37:49With my bare hands!
37:51Powerful move!
37:57Hooray!
38:01Hi!
38:03I liked Grandma!
38:05And I like the Red Riding Hood!
38:07And I like the Hunter!
38:09He is so strong,
38:11so brave!
38:13And I like the special effect!