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00:00:00Over 2,000 years ago, in the time of Cleopatra, the Queen of Kings, the Egyptians said this.
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00:00:45Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut it.
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00:00:52Cui, cui, cui, cui, cui, cui, cui.
00:00:55This language is very difficult to understand.
00:00:58Therefore, you will watch a film dubbed into Polish.
00:01:03Because in those days, the technique was not as developed as it is today,
00:01:07it happens that the movement of the shoulders does not correspond accurately to the spoken word.
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00:01:33Asterix and Cleopatra
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00:01:40According to the idea of ââRenĂ© GoĆcinny and Alberto Uderzo.
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00:01:47Music by Gerard Kalwi.
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00:01:54In the Polish version, there are
00:01:56Asterix, Ryszard Nawrocki, Obelix, Jan Prochyra, Panoramix, Henryk ĆapiĆski, Cleopatra, Krystyna Kozanecka, Cezar, WĆodzimierz Press and
00:02:05Andrzej GawroĆski, Jan Jania Tomaszewski, Jacek CzyĆŒ, Jerzy Dominik, Wojciech Machnicki, Edward Darwielicz, Jerzy Mazur, Wojciech Paszkowski, Zbigniew SuszyĆski and others.
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00:06:38It's red, but it still twists its nose.
00:06:41Where does it come from, anyway?
00:06:51Numero Bisio?
00:06:53I called you because you're the best architect in Alexandria.
00:06:56I really don't know why.
00:06:58Your houses are falling apart, and the people who live there complain about it.
00:07:02Oh, ma'am, I admit that my specialty is pyramids.
00:07:06Mix, you have three months to get better.
00:07:09You'll build a wonderful palace for Julius Caesar here in Alexandria.
00:07:13Three months?
00:07:14If you succeed, you'll get five gold.
00:07:16If not, I'll have you thrown by a crocodile.
00:07:20Go away!
00:07:21Build in three months?
00:07:23To do this, you have to know how to spell.
00:07:28Wizard, I'm saved.
00:07:31I know the man I need.
00:07:36I'm the one who will save you.
00:07:40I'm the one who will save you.
00:08:04I want to teach him how to wear a manhyra.
00:08:06Maybe it's better to put it on the table?
00:08:10No.
00:08:30Friend, where can I find Panoramix's droid?
00:08:33On the tree. Pick up the branches.
00:08:37Panoramix!
00:08:41What a nice surprise!
00:08:51Let me introduce you to Numerobis, an architect from Alexandria.
00:08:58Well, I have to build a palace for Caesar.
00:09:01And that's in three months.
00:09:03Otherwise, Cleopatra will throw me by a crocodile to eat.
00:09:08Are crocodiles edible, Asterix?
00:09:10Shut up!
00:09:11If you don't help me, I won't do it.
00:09:16Calm down, Numerobis.
00:09:18I'll go to Egypt with you.
00:09:20And we'll go to Teutotesa, too!
00:09:24Are you serious, Wizard?
00:09:27We'll have a beautiful trip, Idefixie.
00:09:30I don't think you'll take him.
00:09:31Why not, Mr. Asterix?
00:09:33Because he's too small for such a trip, Mr. Obelix.
00:09:36And now go pack your bags.
00:09:38I'm only here for work, Black Robo.
00:09:40I have nothing to talk about.
00:09:44My friends, be so kind as not to let the sky fall on your heads.
00:09:52I've prepared a song for the departure.
00:09:55Oh, no!
00:09:57Ignorants!
00:10:12It was me who made the how-how.
00:10:14I don't have the right to make a how-how.
00:10:16Oh, you smarty-pants.
00:10:17Take Idefixie out of the bag.
00:10:19I don't have the right to make a how-how.
00:10:21I don't have the right to make a how-how.
00:10:23Oh, you smarty-pants.
00:10:24Take Idefixie out of the bag.
00:10:39We can sum up here, Merefisie.
00:10:42I know how to sail!
00:10:54In Egypt, we'll be struggling with various difficulties.
00:11:00And during the journey, we may come across pirates.
00:11:04We're not afraid of pirates, are we, Obelix?
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:10A ship from the right port!
00:11:17Pirates! Pirates!
00:11:23Pirates! Pirates!
00:11:37How-how! How-how!
00:11:40Wait! We're coming!
00:11:44Pirates! Pirates! Pirates!
00:11:52So, children, don't be nervous.
00:11:54We attack, we murder, we rob, we drown, and we leave nothing behind.
00:12:03We start as usual.
00:12:05When I shout, to the abortion!
00:12:07To the abortion!
00:12:09What do you mean, to the abortion?
00:12:13Pirates! Pirates! Pirates!
00:12:29Pirates! Pirates!
00:12:39Who is there?
00:12:43Aaaah!
00:12:48You didn't wait long, did you?
00:12:50Aaaah!
00:12:53Oh, that's not nice.
00:12:55How do you say to the abortion?
00:13:10How do you say to the abortion?
00:13:13Oh!
00:13:26Obelix, we're leaving!
00:13:33I think that's all.
00:13:35Yes, Osterix.
00:13:36But there's another one up there!
00:13:39Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
00:13:41No!
00:13:50How about an abortion?
00:13:53Of course! A kitten and that's it!
00:14:00And so, after a long and peaceful voyage, without any notable events,
00:14:05one night the ship approached the shores of Egypt.
00:14:09What's that light on the horizon?
00:14:11It's a tower on the island of Pharos.
00:14:13Its light guides the ships.
00:14:15Tomorrow we'll be in Alexandria.
00:14:18A tower that guides the ships?
00:14:20Those Egyptians are crazy!
00:14:39A bath for Cleopatra!
00:14:51A bath for Cleopatra!
00:14:57A bath for Cleopatra!
00:14:59Here's Cleopatra's bath!
00:15:02She only bathes in milk.
00:15:05She washes her skin with snow-white ITP.
00:15:17A bath for Cleopatra!
00:15:27To keep her bath from getting dirty, the whole service is worried.
00:15:32They're bringing her a piece of soap to keep her ITP calm.
00:15:50A bath for Cleopatra!
00:15:59Here's Cleopatra's lion.
00:16:02Everyone is afraid of him.
00:16:05As you can see, he has a sharp eye,
00:16:08he has a ferocious mane, and ITP.
00:16:28A bath for Cleopatra!
00:16:40Here's Cleopatra's bath!
00:16:43She only bathes in milk.
00:16:46She washes her skin with snow-white ITP.
00:16:59A bath for Cleopatra!
00:17:02Here's Cleopatra's lion.
00:17:05Everyone is afraid of him.
00:17:08As you can see, he has a sharp eye,
00:17:11he has a ferocious mane, and ITP.
00:17:14A bath for Cleopatra!
00:17:17A bath for Cleopatra!
00:17:41Numerobus asks for an audience.
00:17:44Let him in.
00:17:46Oh, Queen!
00:17:48These are my friends, the gallows,
00:17:51a powerful wizard and two valiant warriors.
00:17:54They will help me in my endeavor.
00:17:56Agreed, but hurry up!
00:17:58We don't have much time left.
00:18:01If you succeed, I will sprinkle you all with gold.
00:18:04If not, you will all end up in the crocodile.
00:18:07By the way, I want to warn you that your rival, Amon Bophis,
00:18:11is very jealous of you for being chosen.
00:18:14He will be happy to see you end your wonderful career at...
00:18:17The crocodile?
00:18:18That's right.
00:18:19And now, go!
00:18:21What a temper, even though he has a beautiful nose.
00:18:24Very beautiful.
00:18:25I will lead you to yourself.
00:18:31This is my work.
00:18:33This is also mine.
00:18:37And this is also mine.
00:18:45And this used to be mine.
00:18:51This is my house.
00:18:53I would guess.
00:19:02The door is jammed again.
00:19:04Oh, this humidity.
00:19:06Let me help you.
00:19:09No, Obelix!
00:19:14Don't be mad at him.
00:19:16This wood is too dry.
00:19:19Feel at home.
00:19:37Follow me, please.
00:19:39Let's go.
00:19:44Let's go.
00:20:09I work here.
00:20:12Mr. Amon Bophis wants to see you.
00:20:17My rival?
00:20:18Please.
00:20:19Let's get down to business.
00:20:21Let's build Cezanne's palace together.
00:20:24If we succeed, we'll share the gold.
00:20:27If not, you'll have to go to the crocodile yourself.
00:20:32It's enough if they eat one.
00:20:36Why two at once?
00:20:39I refuse.
00:20:40You're a liar and an antipathetic man.
00:20:44Leave my house.
00:20:46You'll regret it.
00:20:48You'll end up with the crocodile, fool.
00:21:09I'll show you around.
00:21:12We'd love to see how you work.
00:21:18I'm going to fix it.
00:21:38I'm going to fix it.
00:22:01Are they slaves?
00:22:03No, they're free workers.
00:22:06The Egyptians are crazy.
00:22:32Lunch break.
00:22:34Let's see the palace plans.
00:22:36What are they doing?
00:22:38They work overtime.
00:22:42Here are the plans.
00:22:44I drew them myself.
00:22:46Let me see your hand.
00:22:48Friends.
00:22:49Don't let this poor architect win you over.
00:22:53He drinks a lot and pays a lot.
00:22:56Quit your jobs.
00:22:58Stand up against this vile man.
00:23:02He's a liar and an antipathetic man.
00:23:06He's a liar and an antipathetic man.
00:23:10He's a liar and an antipathetic man.
00:23:14He's a liar and an antipathetic man.
00:23:17Throw him out.
00:23:19Strike him.
00:23:21Go home.
00:23:48Sir, the workers told me that they refuse to go back to work.
00:23:52Someone set them up against me.
00:23:55But who?
00:23:56Exactly.
00:23:57Without a doubt, Abon Bofis is your rival.
00:23:59But he always thinks about me.
00:24:02He wants the crocodiles to have a tasty meal.
00:24:05I don't understand why at all.
00:24:07You know, it's Crocodile's holiday, that's why.
00:24:11These architects are completely crazy.
00:24:14We'll see what happens.
00:24:16I'm not going back. I'm tired.
00:24:19We won't work in such conditions.
00:24:21It's too hard.
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:25They don't want to work.
00:24:32Well, the work is too hard.
00:24:35Asterix, light a fire under the boiler.
00:24:47No.
00:24:50No, not you.
00:24:52You fell into the boiler as a child.
00:24:55I'll show you now, Asterix.
00:25:16Oh!
00:25:31It's a real miracle!
00:25:33Of course.
00:25:34Call your people.
00:25:36I'll give each worker a portion of the magic drink.
00:25:46No.
00:25:53No.
00:26:03No.
00:26:09No.
00:26:16No.
00:26:46No.
00:27:17No.
00:27:18No.
00:27:19No.
00:27:20No.
00:27:21No.
00:27:22No.
00:27:23No.
00:27:24No.
00:27:25I need to do something and it needs to be done quickly.
00:27:27Dornevis...
00:27:28I'm listening, sir.
00:27:30Numerobis is waiting for stones flowing down the Nile from the south.
00:27:34They must not reach the building.
00:27:38This gold will help us.
00:27:42Thanks a million.
00:27:44The order will be fulfilled.
00:27:56Amon Bophis sends you gold so that the stones do not reach the destination.
00:28:02Agree to Ozerys.
00:28:04Throw the stones into the river!
00:28:14OZERYS
00:28:18OZERYS
00:28:41There are no more stones.
00:28:44This is Amon Bophis' case.
00:28:47There is no palace without stones.
00:28:49There are crocodiles without a palace.
00:28:52Calm down, we'll look for the stones.
00:28:55We'll be back as soon as possible.
00:28:58Yes, we don't have much time to finish the construction.
00:29:02Those aliens cannot return from this journey.
00:29:05I'm counting on you, Tournevis.
00:29:08I assure you that they will not return, sir.
00:29:14We are sailing slowly, too slowly.
00:29:17Let them come closer to the shore.
00:29:19We will connect the ships with ropes.
00:29:21Finally, some movement.
00:29:32It's raining on the back.
00:29:34This guy still surprises me.
00:29:43AMON BOPHIS
00:29:54I lack beer and wildness.
00:29:57Appetite comes as you eat.
00:30:09Beer for Asterix!
00:30:14When you eat well, you feel good.
00:30:18When you eat well, you know you want to sleep.
00:30:23When a man is hungry, he feels bad.
00:30:27Because of hunger and poor health,
00:30:29that is, the weakness of the legs.
00:30:33A boar for Obelix!
00:30:36We eat to live.
00:30:39Sometimes to get food.
00:30:42And that's what our food is about.
00:30:45To drink a lot and eat.
00:30:48When you eat well, you feel good.
00:30:52And don't listen to nonsense.
00:30:54A boar tells you something else.
00:30:57Watch out, I'm talking about the belly.
00:30:59Waka-waka-waka-belly.
00:31:01When you get hungry, you have a bad mood.
00:31:03When you get hungry, you have a bad mood.
00:31:05And you do something stupid.
00:31:08Bones for Idéfix!
00:31:15I carry them because I want to.
00:31:18I carry them the wrong way.
00:31:21By the way, I know about it.
00:31:24That I'll stumble.
00:31:30You've probably eaten a hundred already.
00:31:33Your belly is fat.
00:31:35I'm weak when I eat meat.
00:31:39Just like you.
00:31:42Cleo, my pigeon.
00:31:45You're like a sausage.
00:31:47Like a delicious duck.
00:31:49The closest thing to you is a cutlet.
00:31:51No.
00:32:01I can still eat meat.
00:32:21And if I get cheese?
00:32:24My tongue goes to eat.
00:32:27Without cheese, it's hard for me to live.
00:32:30I love to bite yellow cheese.
00:32:33Short life for all of us.
00:32:36Short life for all of us.
00:32:39The poor man gets into a trance.
00:32:41We have no chance.
00:32:43We have no chance.
00:32:45We have no chance.
00:32:47We have no chance.
00:32:49We have no chance.
00:32:51We have no chance.
00:32:53We have no chance.
00:33:00I won't die of starvation.
00:33:02Because I have two pots of water.
00:33:04To live well, to dream of adventures,
00:33:06I have to drink water from pots.
00:33:09But how?
00:33:11I only have one pot.
00:33:13I'm a dromedary, not a bactrian.
00:33:16What a terrible ignorance.
00:33:19To live is to eat.
00:33:21Not to get sick is to eat.
00:33:23Life has no meaning, because so much meat
00:33:25makes you think that life is good.
00:33:27There can be less fat.
00:33:29A little bit of fat in it.
00:33:31I add more fat. I'll put something on the grill.
00:33:33On the grill and that's it.
00:33:36Tomorrow we're going to see the Sphinx and the Pyramids.
00:33:39It's worth visiting.
00:33:41What do you say?
00:33:45Here's the Sphinx.
00:33:51Edefix, come back!
00:33:53Edefix, do you hear me?
00:33:55Edefix, come back!
00:33:57Edefix, do you hear me?
00:33:59Edefix, come back!
00:34:01Edefix, come back!
00:34:03Edefix, do you hear me?
00:34:05Edefix, come back!
00:34:08Leave the dog alone.
00:34:17There must be a beautiful view up there.
00:34:21Wait here, Edefix.
00:34:34Obelix!
00:34:44Let's not stay here.
00:34:46Let's go.
00:35:03From the top of these pyramids,
00:35:05look at us.
00:35:07Twenty centuries of history.
00:35:13There must be a beautiful view up there.
00:35:15Obelix, calm down!
00:35:19Pyramids.
00:35:21The smallest flour is worth more.
00:35:23The smallest flour is worth more.
00:35:25The smallest flour is worth more.
00:35:27The smallest flour is worth more.
00:35:29The smallest flour is worth more.
00:35:31The smallest flour is worth more.
00:35:33I wonder if I can visit them.
00:35:35Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:35:39I am the best guide in the area
00:35:41and I can show you
00:35:43foreign tourists around the pyramids.
00:35:45We will enjoy it
00:35:47to the fullest.
00:35:51Follow me, please.
00:35:55This is not a trip for little dogs.
00:35:57Wait here.
00:35:59If you are good,
00:36:01you will get a beautiful bone.
00:36:17These pyramids are fascinating.
00:36:29I am the best guide in the area
00:36:31and I can show you
00:36:33foreign tourists around the pyramids.
00:36:35We will enjoy it
00:36:37to the fullest.
00:36:43Follow me, please.
00:36:45This is not a trip for little dogs.
00:36:47Wait here.
00:36:49If you are good,
00:36:51you will get a beautiful bone.
00:36:53Wait here.
00:36:55This is not a trip for little dogs.
00:36:57Wonderful, heroes!
00:37:03You'll never get out of here, aliens!
00:37:05This tomb will be your grave!
00:37:15These flat sculptures are very interesting.
00:37:18Yes, but first we have to find a way out, and then admire them.
00:37:21If they were menhirs, nothing would happen.
00:37:24Having considered the circumstances, Obelix and the First,
00:37:31I'll let you drink a little magic potion.
00:37:38Really?
00:37:40I'll get a little magic potion!
00:37:42I'll get a little magic potion!
00:37:54I'm very glad I came to see the pyramids.
00:37:59Obelix, you first!
00:38:03Can I get a little more?
00:38:17So? Are we going?
00:38:24This labyrinth is very interesting.
00:38:30Let's try this way.
00:38:32Can I get a little more?
00:38:34No, Obelix, no!
00:38:36It's unfair.
00:38:38It was just a drop to taste.
00:38:40Very unfair.
00:38:42Very unfair.
00:38:53I'm afraid this guide was right.
00:38:56I don't think we'll ever get out of here alive.
00:39:00I'm worried about Numerobis.
00:39:02Without us, he'll never finish this palace.
00:39:05And I'm worried about my poor Idefix.
00:39:09Idefix!
00:39:12Idefix was looking for us,
00:39:14and now he'll find a way to get us out of here.
00:39:21You'll get two big bones.
00:39:33You'll get a lot of big bones.
00:39:36Sometimes I think I understand everything he says.
00:39:39Follow the guide!
00:40:02You're a witch!
00:40:04It's a miracle! You're witches!
00:40:20It's a miracle! They're witches!
00:40:23They managed to get out of the pyramid!
00:40:25The Gypsies are real witches.
00:40:28But fortunately, they haven't made it to Alexandria yet.
00:40:31They have to cross the Nile.
00:40:33We have to stop them.
00:40:36I have the people you need, sir.
00:40:38They're undefeated pirates
00:40:40who have lost their ship
00:40:42probably because of their bad manoeuvres.
00:40:45Bring them to me.
00:40:47Here they are, sir.
00:40:52I'll give you a ship.
00:40:54You'll go on a journey along the Nile.
00:40:56You'll meet ships there
00:40:58carrying stones to build a palace.
00:41:00If those ships don't make it to Alexandria,
00:41:03you'll get gold.
00:41:05A lot of gold.
00:41:07Attack them.
00:41:09Rip them to shreds.
00:41:11Kill them.
00:41:13In one word, get rid of them.
00:41:15Be quiet.
00:41:17Of course. That's all.
00:41:19A few hours later
00:41:29This journey is so monotonous.
00:41:32I hate you, Asterix!
00:41:37It seems to me, Obelix,
00:41:39that soon we'll have a lot of fun.
00:41:41The ships carrying stones are coming!
00:41:43They're coming for us!
00:41:45Calm down, children.
00:41:48Don't be nervous.
00:41:52There are a lot of Gauls!
00:41:54Gauls?
00:41:56Attack them!
00:41:58Save yourselves!
00:42:03Obelix, my dear,
00:42:05you'll be able to break free.
00:42:07There are pirates ahead of you.
00:42:09Pirates?
00:42:11That's great!
00:42:13Hey!
00:42:15Hey!
00:42:17Wait for me!
00:42:19Faster!
00:42:21Even faster!
00:42:23It's too late.
00:42:39I think we can sail on, right, Obelix?
00:42:41Hey!
00:42:43What is it?
00:42:45I don't eat that.
00:42:57Well, well.
00:42:59One more bad maneuver.
00:43:01Yes.
00:43:03Those Gauls are starting to annoy me.
00:43:05If so,
00:43:07I have an idea.
00:43:09A terrifying idea.
00:43:13Is it a good idea, sir?
00:43:15Of course.
00:43:17Delightful.
00:43:19Come with me.
00:43:28Where is that recipe?
00:43:30Oh, I think it's here.
00:43:32Oh, a sweet cake.
00:43:34Yes.
00:43:36The cake sounds delicious.
00:43:38It's delicious.
00:43:42Wonderful!
00:43:46Oh, yes!
00:43:49Pour into a pot
00:43:51paraffin
00:43:53Mix it quickly
00:43:55Add boiling water
00:43:57Don't replace it
00:43:59with pepper
00:44:01Or let's give it two portions
00:44:03Add more snake-poison
00:44:05So that every piece of cake
00:44:07I can eat
00:44:09I have an idea!
00:44:11I'll make a fire!
00:44:13Oh, no!
00:44:15Put a quarter of a glass
00:44:17of arsenic
00:44:19As it requires death
00:44:21And the drug will be useful
00:44:23There will be two horse legs
00:44:25Oh, I can already smell the body
00:44:27And a glass of juice
00:44:29A very old year
00:44:31I'll add three portions
00:44:33of glue
00:44:35Add a pinch of tequila powder
00:44:37No!
00:44:39No?
00:44:41I think everything is correct
00:44:43A mouse, a rat, two horses
00:44:45What to hide for dessert?
00:44:47It's impossible to live any longer
00:44:49Oh, they won't eat the fruit
00:44:51I'll add some more
00:44:53for fun
00:44:55Three portions
00:44:57of glue
00:44:59I'll kill you alive!
00:45:01No!
00:45:03Yes!
00:45:05I always have good ideas!
00:45:11I think everything is correct
00:45:13A mouse, a rat, two horses
00:45:15What to hide for dessert?
00:45:17It's impossible to live any longer
00:45:19Oh, they won't eat the fruit
00:45:21I'll kill you alive!
00:45:23No!
00:45:25No!
00:45:27No!
00:45:29No!
00:45:31No!
00:45:33No!
00:45:35No!
00:45:37No!
00:45:39A mouse, a rat, two horses
00:45:41What to hide for dessert?
00:45:43Yes!
00:45:45Yes!
00:45:47Yes!
00:45:49Yes!
00:45:53A gift
00:45:55for you, Queen
00:45:57Take it away
00:46:03The seignals
00:46:05present this cake of Queen
00:46:07It's nice of them.
00:46:09Thank them on behalf of Cleopatra.
00:46:12My treasurer, call my treasurer.
00:46:16I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:46:19Try it, please.
00:46:20Try it with pleasure, Queen.
00:46:23Queen...
00:46:37Oh, my friends, you're back at last.
00:46:40We're bringing enough stones to finish building the palace.
00:46:45Gals, I'm arresting you on behalf of the Queen.
00:46:48Listen, should I bring them?
00:46:50No, Obelix, calm down.
00:46:52Let's go and see what happened.
00:47:01Gals, you wanted to poison me with this cake.
00:47:04Cake? What cake?
00:47:06Throw them into the hole before I decide about their fate.
00:47:12There's no time to lose.
00:47:14Let's drink this antidote and get out of here.
00:47:17This drink will protect us from the effect of poison.
00:47:21We're just having an aperitif with our holy crocodile.
00:47:26Get out of here! We're leaving!
00:47:52Can I come in?
00:47:55Guard! Take these people away!
00:48:00Oh, Gals, you've come from far away, full of hatred.
00:48:04I'll show you how well the Queen can die.
00:48:07I'll show you how great my courage is.
00:48:10I'm ready. Ozyrys!
00:48:12No!
00:48:13How beautifully she plays!
00:48:15No, calm down, ma'am. We just want to know what you accuse us of.
00:48:18What I accuse? This!
00:48:21The cake looks very nice.
00:48:23Obelix, look for a spatula for the cake.
00:48:27May I?
00:48:29Cut the cake into three pieces.
00:48:39Did you hear three pieces?
00:48:41So what? There are three pieces.
00:48:43Welcome to...
00:48:52The cake was really delicious, Your Majesty.
00:48:55Who had any doubts?
00:48:57Ask my taster.
00:49:03We'll see.
00:49:06I think it's just a small stomach indisposition.
00:49:15I feel better. I'm hungry.
00:49:18I was unfair to you, Gals. I give you back your freedom.
00:49:22Go!
00:49:26Someone wanted to get rid of us.
00:49:28Yes, but who?
00:49:29Amon Bophis.
00:49:30The rival of Numerus.
00:49:32Without a doubt.
00:49:33And if we see him like that?
00:49:35I'd like to propose to him myself.
00:49:38Tourette's to Amon Bophis.
00:49:39To Amon Bophis, this way.
00:49:41Let's drink to our victory, Tournevis.
00:49:44It's time to celebrate.
00:50:14Ah!
00:50:45Because you wanted to work with Numerus, we'll give you such an opportunity.
00:51:00Numerus, the construction of the palace is proceeding quickly.
00:51:03You'll finish on time.
00:51:05Cleopatra will be pleased.
00:51:08Very good.
00:51:09The construction of the palace is coming to an end
00:51:11and everything indicates that I will win the bet, Julius.
00:51:14I'm delighted, Queen.
00:51:16I'm mesmerized.
00:51:20I'll lose face before Cleopatra.
00:51:23But I was told that her architect is useless.
00:51:26Things are happening that I don't understand.
00:51:29Summon my spy!
00:51:33I'm here, sir. Here.
00:51:35Come closer.
00:51:37See what's going on with the construction of Numerus.
00:51:40I want to know why the construction is proceeding so quickly.
00:51:47It will be done.
00:52:10Wait.
00:52:40The Three Gals?
00:52:42The old druid, the little spy, and the big force.
00:52:46Panoramix, Asterix, Obelix.
00:52:49The Three Gals are capable of all kinds of miracles.
00:52:52We have to act.
00:52:56Summon my Egyptian mercenaries!
00:52:58And do it quickly!
00:53:11Caesar!
00:53:13My faithful mercenaries!
00:53:15People live in poverty.
00:53:17They greet each other.
00:53:19I want you to get to the construction site of Numerus.
00:53:22But no one should see you there.
00:53:24There you will turn the carriage with the magic potion
00:53:28and you will kidnap the old druid.
00:53:31If you succeed, you will get a bag of gold.
00:53:34Do it!
00:53:36We will do it, O Caesar!
00:53:39Let's go!
00:53:59I will take care of the boiler.
00:54:01And you two will take care of the old man.
00:54:03Understood, brother.
00:54:05Agreed, brother.
00:54:10If this potion has such properties as they say,
00:54:14maybe I won't have to share the gold with them.
00:54:32What do you want?
00:54:34I have no family feelings.
00:54:40Hey!
00:54:42Look!
00:54:46Who are you?
00:54:48Where is Panoramix?
00:54:50Julius Caesar sent us to kidnap the druid.
00:54:53But our elder brother used us to get the payment only for himself.
00:54:58Without the magic potion and without Panoramix we are lost.
00:55:02Crocodiles are waiting.
00:55:04Not yet.
00:55:06Panoramix, go to Caesar and free the druid.
00:55:09All right, Asterix.
00:55:13Idefix, I entrust you with guarding the building.
00:55:16Be careful.
00:55:24One of Caesar's mercenaries has returned.
00:55:27Let him in.
00:55:29Mission accomplished, O Caesar.
00:55:33I'm glad you served Caesar, mercenary.
00:55:36Here is the promised payment.
00:55:39Lock this old man in the highest tower of the palace prison.
00:55:46I am the bravest.
00:55:48I am the most heroic.
00:55:50I am...
00:55:54Where is our druid?
00:55:56Caesar locked him in the tower of the palace prison,
00:55:59but please don't beat me.
00:56:03Let's go, Obelix.
00:56:05Yes, Asterix.
00:56:07This is our elder brother.
00:56:09Come, brother.
00:56:11Junior and I want to tell you something.
00:56:14Yes.
00:56:16I hope we'll find our hidden old man.
00:56:19Sure. All prisons are similar.
00:56:21It's as easy to get in as it is to get out.
00:56:25Stop! You can't get in!
00:56:27But I can.
00:56:29Will you let me, Obelix?
00:56:31Ha, ha, ha!
00:56:39Asterix! Obelix!
00:56:45Step aside! We're going out!
00:56:48No, we're not going out.
00:56:50Step aside!
00:56:52You see? They come in and they go out.
00:57:22What?
00:57:24The druid escaped from the prison?
00:57:26Those rogues will know how terrible
00:57:28Caesar's wrath on Mercury can be.
00:57:31Tomorrow, as soon as they wake up,
00:57:34there will be a small, funny surprise for them.
00:57:53THE END
00:58:04Sir, sir! The construction site is empty.
00:58:07The workers didn't go to work.
00:58:09What's going on?
00:58:11What's going on again?
00:58:17In the name of Caesar,
00:58:19we have received news that dissidents from Gali are hiding in this construction site.
00:58:23I order them to surrender immediately.
00:58:26Otherwise, we will attack.
00:58:28On Jovish!
00:58:30We are here because of Cleopatra's will.
00:58:32We won't leave until the work is finished.
00:58:35On Teutates!
00:58:36You will regret it.
00:58:37On Mercury!
00:58:38What will we do on Osiris?
00:58:40We will build fortifications on Belenus.
00:58:43You're right. On Belisama.
00:58:46Couldn't we leave?
00:58:49For example?
00:59:16THE END
00:59:42Let's attack!
00:59:46THE END
00:59:48THE END
01:00:15Attack!
01:00:17It's good for him, but he's talking.
01:00:20They're coming back!
01:00:48THE END
01:00:51Attack!
01:00:53You will see the world.
01:00:55He promised.
01:01:11Attack!
01:01:13He lost something too.
01:01:16If that's the case, we have to bomb them.
01:01:32Look, war machines.
01:01:35I don't like surprises like this.
01:01:37Fire!
01:01:45THE END
01:01:50My palace!
01:01:52They destroyed my palace!
01:01:54We have to inform Cleopatra.
01:01:56Only she can convince Caesar to stop fighting.
01:02:00Great idea.
01:02:02I will write a letter to the Queen.
01:02:04And Idefix will bring the message.
01:02:07Idefix? But he's too small.
01:02:09Idefix is not too small.
01:02:11Obelix, don't be stubborn.
01:02:13Idefix can't bring you a letter.
01:02:15That's right.
01:02:16Mr. Asterix knows better.
01:02:18Maybe Mr. Asterix wants to rule here.
01:02:20Do you know what Mr. Asterix will tell you?
01:02:22No! What will Mr. Asterix tell me?
01:02:24Here's the message.
01:02:26But how to deliver it to Cleopatra?
01:02:28We're trapped.
01:02:30Better ask Mr. Asterix.
01:02:32He knows everything.
01:02:34Calm down, Obelix. Don't be angry.
01:02:36I was just kidding.
01:02:38You see, doggy?
01:02:40Idefix will bring the message.
01:02:42And I will bring Idefix.
01:02:44Alarm!
01:02:45One of the wounded wants to get out.
01:02:55He came out as he stood.
01:02:57He didn't come out, but flew over.
01:03:13Oh, galls!
01:03:15You've come here full of hatred!
01:03:17I'll show you how well a queen can die!
01:03:19I'll show you!
01:03:21No, no, that's not what it's about.
01:03:23My doggy brought you a message.
01:03:25Oh, how nice!
01:03:27Bring a bone for this doggy.
01:03:31It can't be like this!
01:03:33To Osiris!
01:03:35Julius Caesar is cheating!
01:03:37Go, gall!
01:03:39I'll take care of it.
01:03:41Alarm!
01:03:43One of the wounded wants to get out.
01:03:50There you go, Obelix.
01:03:52Idefix did a great job.
01:03:54You see?
01:03:56Who was right?
01:04:02I hope Cleopatra works quickly.
01:04:04The Roman war machines
01:04:06will ruin my palace.
01:04:08Caesar,
01:04:10even if we don't catch the galls,
01:04:12the effect will be the same.
01:04:14The palace will be destroyed.
01:04:16Very well.
01:04:18Caesar,
01:04:20someone wants to see you.
01:04:22There!
01:04:41Oh, Queen, what a blessing!
01:04:43Enough!
01:04:45When I found out what was going on,
01:04:47I ran out of the palace as I stood.
01:04:49I didn't even have time to change.
01:04:51When you make a bet, you don't cheat.
01:04:53I had the right to call the galls
01:04:55and prove that my people
01:04:57are able to build beautiful palaces.
01:04:59And please, let the Romans
01:05:01leave the workers alone.
01:05:03And that's not all!
01:05:05All right, all right.
01:05:07All right, I'm sorry.
01:05:09I'm sorry.
01:05:21What are we going to do,
01:05:23Your Highness?
01:05:25We're going to roll up our clothes,
01:05:27Dornio!
01:05:39Look!
01:05:41The Romans are rolling up their clothes!
01:05:43Your Highness!
01:05:45Your Highness!
01:05:47Oh, I'm so happy!
01:05:49It's all thanks to Idefix.
01:05:51And now, to work!
01:05:53And work started again.
01:05:55The workers worked with all their might,
01:05:57because let's not forget
01:05:59that if Numerobis doesn't meet the deadline,
01:06:01the crocodile will be thrown away.
01:06:03The crocodile will be thrown away.
01:06:05The crocodile will be thrown away.
01:06:07The crocodile will be thrown away.
01:06:09The crocodile will be thrown away.
01:06:11It's an old custom,
01:06:13forgotten in our times.
01:06:15And finally, one gorgeous morning...
01:06:17Oh, Your Highness!
01:06:18The palace is ready!
01:06:20You kept your word, Numerobis.
01:06:22Cleopatra will keep hers.
01:06:24For Osiris,
01:06:26sprinkle him with gold.
01:06:28O krĂłlowo, najpiÄkniejsza z krĂłlowych.
01:06:57I have won the bet and I bow my head before your victory.
01:07:00You have the honor of cutting the stake.
01:07:16You were extraordinary, gallants, and you have earned the right to my gratitude.
01:07:21I order you to be taken to Gaia with my royal gallery.
01:07:24Accept my thanks from Cleopatra.
01:07:27You're welcome, Cleopatra. We bid you farewell.
01:07:30Tell me, please, are there any boars on your ship?
01:07:33Obelix.
01:07:35Well, he keeps barking and barking at me.
01:07:38This royal gallery is very nice, but if there are no boars there, there is nothing to be happy about.
01:07:55Everyone eats, everyone drinks, everyone is happy.
01:08:01Everyone celebrates the happy end of this adventure.
01:08:05Everyone drinks, everyone eats, everyone...
01:08:09Well, almost everyone.
01:08:12And in the spring, the wonderful Cleopatra's gallery approached the coast of Gaia.
01:08:30And the whole village enthusiastically welcomed their heroes at the usual banquet.
01:08:43It was all done by Idepix.
01:08:46Oh, this nose, my dear, what a nose.
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