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00:00Now it goes on funny with another episode of ALF, the most popular extraterrestrial of all time.
00:30The door is open, Jake.
00:33Good day.
00:34Hello, Jake. You're just in time for schnapps and cigars.
00:38Neither one nor the other.
00:41Not a fine kind.
00:43I couldn't stay anyway. Aunt Reckle just asks if you have fresh fennel.
00:47Uncle Trevor doesn't like the dried ones.
00:50We have neither dried nor fresh fennel.
00:54Well, I tried. Still, thank you very much. Goodbye.
00:57Hey, where are you going?
00:58Over there.
00:59We haven't seen you for ages. You're acting so strange.
01:02Well, that's because someone was visiting us for a few days.
01:06Voluntarily?
01:08ALF.
01:10Relatives?
01:12So to speak.
01:14It's my mother.
01:16You have a mother?
01:18I'm a midwife, aren't I?
01:20What ALF meant was that you never mentioned your mother before.
01:24Yes, we thought she was going to die.
01:27What Brian meant was that you live with your uncle and aunt.
01:31We thought your mother might be...
01:33Well, you see...
01:35Dead!
01:57I'm sorry.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:03I'm sorry.
02:05I'm sorry.
02:07I'm sorry.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:13I'm sorry.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:19I'm sorry.
02:21I'm sorry.
02:23I'm sorry.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:27I'm sorry.
02:29I'm sorry.
02:31I'm sorry.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:35I'm sorry.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:39I'm sorry.
02:41I'm sorry.
02:43There must be a reason why Jake never told me anything about his mother.
02:47We're best friends.
02:49We're blood brothers.
02:51We're like the two sides of a filled cookie.
02:54In Denmark, we'd be called fiancés.
02:59Maybe it's hard to put it into words right now.
03:04That's not important.
03:06Jake tells me everything about you.
03:09He tells me that his father is in prison.
03:11That he's been through the last math test.
03:14And he tells me that Trevor and Rackel sometimes dress up as Norwegian...
03:20...Dukes of Hazzard.
03:23Yoo-hoo! It's me, Rackel!
03:26Yoo-hoo! Tell her we're not home.
03:28Goodbye, Alf.
03:30Just let her in. I'll pretend to be a streetlamp.
03:34You can pretend in the kitchen.
03:36Alright. Where's the kitchen?
03:41Hey! What do you expect from a streetlamp?
03:44Oh, hi, Rackel.
03:46Really? Hello, Rackel.
03:47Kate, I'd like to introduce you to my sister-in-law, Elena O'Connick.
03:50She's Jake's mother.
03:52Elena is Willie Tanner and his wife Kate.
03:55She's pregnant.
03:56I can see that.
03:58I'm glad to meet you.
03:59I'm glad to meet you, too.
04:00Come closer.
04:01We all like Jake very much.
04:03He talks about his friends, the Tanners, all the time.
04:07But sometimes he suddenly stops talking.
04:11But sometimes he suddenly stops talking.
04:14Right in the middle of the sentence.
04:15Oh, yeah. Don't we all do that every now and then?
04:21Don't we all do that every now and then?
04:25No.
04:29I'm really grateful for everything you've done for Jake.
04:32It was really hard for him, so far away from all his friends in New York.
04:35He's almost part of our family.
04:37Maybe we can do something together while you're here.
04:40What an exciting idea!
04:42Why don't we have dinner together tomorrow at 8 o'clock at your place?
04:46Oh, please.
04:47Please don't make any trouble.
04:49Oh, Pippi Fox, Kate, it doesn't matter.
04:51No, it doesn't.
04:52Right, Kate?
04:53Pippi Fox.
04:55Nice.
04:56We also have a treat at your place.
04:58Not that I'm one of those who would throw something like that on the carpet.
05:028 o'clock in the morning. That's perfect.
05:05When is the baby coming?
05:06I don't know.
05:07Good evening.
05:08Good night.
05:09Good night.
05:19Your headlamp.
05:30Here's the rest of the zucchinis, Trevor.
05:32Oh, thank you, Kate.
05:34Why do you say Kate would be a bad cook?
05:37You shouldn't talk with your mouth full, Trevor.
05:39It's best if you don't say anything at all.
05:43The food was just disgusting.
05:45Thank you.
05:46I'm full.
05:47Shall we go now?
05:48Jake, where are your manners?
05:50We're still eating.
05:53Don't you want dessert?
05:54Mommy has an ice cream cone for us.
05:57Oh, good.
06:00I'll bring you your dinner, Alf.
06:02I had to sneak past the Ogmonics.
06:05Then I'll thank you for the supervision.
06:07Come on, Alf.
06:08At least your mom and daddy allow you to stay here.
06:10You don't have to go to the garage.
06:12But only because the cake isn't ready for me yet.
06:15Stop whining.
06:18How's it going down there?
06:19Good.
06:20Jake's mother seems to be very nice.
06:23And how's Jake?
06:24He's still pretty weird.
06:26Weird?
06:27How weird?
06:28A little weird?
06:29Medium weird?
06:30Super weird?
06:31Or maybe Ogmonic-weird?
06:34More like weird in its own way.
06:37I knew she was a high-class woman.
06:39Who?
06:40Jake's mother.
06:41She's not really his mother.
06:43She's his father.
06:46A new interesting theory from Alf.
06:48Jake's father isn't in prison at all.
06:51And now he disguises himself as Jake's mother
06:53to escape the stone-banging breeding house.
06:56That sounds so convincing that it can't be true.
07:00Look, if Jake really has a mother,
07:02why does he live with his uncle and his aunt?
07:05I don't know.
07:06But I'm sure there's a logical explanation for that.
07:09I don't know.
07:11To talk to a famous Mellmark gourmet,
07:14there's a snail in the salad.
07:19Enjoy your meal.
07:20If I find out anything about Jake's mother,
07:22I'll tell you.
07:23And don't be afraid to ask questions.
07:26Sondieren.
07:27Durchsuche ihre Tasche.
07:34Gummiadler.
07:36Entschuldigt, ich wurde aufgehalten.
07:38Alles in Ordnung?
07:39Bestens.
07:40Keine Probleme auf dem Speicher?
07:41Nein.
07:45Ja, Probleme mit dem Speicher?
07:46Ja.
07:47Nein, ich meine...
07:49Jetzt nicht mehr.
07:51Die Kartoffeln, bitte.
07:54Ich hatte mal Tauben auf dem Boden.
07:56War ein schöner Mist.
07:57Treffer, bitte.
07:58Sah aus, als wären die Stuckateure dagewesen.
08:00Treffer wird nicht sein.
08:01Na was?
08:02Ich hab die Vogelkacke nicht erfunden.
08:06Na, Elaine, wie lange bleiben Sie in Kalifornien?
08:09Nicht lange.
08:11Stimmt's, Mami?
08:13Ich fahre am Mittwoch wieder.
08:15Oh, ist aber schade.
08:17Können Sie nicht länger bleiben?
08:18Naja, ich...
08:19Sie kann nicht.
08:20Sie würde gern, aber sie kann nicht.
08:22Sie muss leider bald wieder in New York sein.
08:25Sie lebt da.
08:26Jake?
08:27Was?
08:28Ich bin sicher, dass sie selbst antworten kann.
08:30Ich weiß, aber ich dachte, es wäre unhöflich, mit vollem Mund zu reden.
08:33Und weil meine gerade leer war, dachte ich, am besten, wenn ich...
08:35Halt die Klappe, Jake.
08:37Kate, ist von den Hühnchen noch was da?
08:41Ich sehe nach.
08:43Wenn nicht, dann nehme ich einen Burger.
08:48Entschuldigung, ich müsste mal ins Badezimmer.
08:50Ja, gewiss.
08:51Sie brauchen nur...
08:52Nimm das neben dem Schlafzimmer.
08:53Im anderen ist das Becken verstopft.
08:58Ja, es ist gleich am Ende vom Gang, auf der linken Seite.
09:01Danke.
09:02Ach, ich zeige dir lieber, wo es ist.
09:04Ich bin sicher, dass ich es allein finden werde.
09:07Entschuldigung.
09:12Was ist?
09:13Was ist?
09:19Oh, oh.
09:20Die Natur verlangt ihr Recht und die Apparate sind alle unten.
09:25Okay, Alf, jetzt konzentriere dich.
09:28Der Verstand besiegt die Blase.
09:30Der Verstand besiegt die Blase.
09:35Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
09:43Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
09:46Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
09:49Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
09:52Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
09:55Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
09:58Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:01Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:04Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:07Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:10Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:13Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:15Die Blase besiegt den Verstand.
10:18Kein Wunder, dass Jake bei seiner Mutter nervös ist.
10:21Die Dame klaut.
10:43Ja.
10:47Ja.
10:55Ja.
11:09Ja.
11:13It tastes really good, Kate.
11:18Thank you for the wonderful meal.
11:20It was our pleasure.
11:21So, let's go.
11:23Wait a minute, Jake.
11:25In essence, everything was masterful, Kate.
11:28Don't worry about the chicken.
11:31Thank you very much.
11:33We want to go now, come on.
11:35Why so hurry?
11:37I have to do homework.
11:38Homework?
11:39Since when are you such a struggler?
11:41Stay calm, we're all coming, okay?
11:44I think it's really time.
11:46Goodbye, Kate.
11:47Goodbye.
11:48Goodbye.
11:49Goodbye.
11:52What in the world is going on with Jake?
11:55I'm very glad you're asking this question.
11:57Alf, what are you doing down here?
12:00Oh, Willie.
12:01You're probably wondering why I called this family meeting.
12:04That's it.
12:05From now on, you will stay in the garage when we have guests.
12:09Aha.
12:10But if I had been in the garage,
12:12no one would have found out what I found out.
12:16And what did you find out?
12:18I'll give you a hint.
12:20It looks like what you looked like the day I came to you.
12:24Um, pale.
12:27Not quite wrong, but too weak.
12:30You're just trying to distract me.
12:32You know exactly that you should stay in the attic.
12:35I'm not distracting you.
12:36I'm controlling the situation.
12:38Well, a little distraction.
12:39But it's a really important thing.
12:41Do you want to hear it now?
12:43No.
12:44It solves two mysteries at once.
12:47A. Why does Jake behave so strangely?
12:51And B. Where is Kate's big red brooch?
12:55You're not talking about the grenade brooch from my grandmother.
12:58The one that looks like a squished grape.
13:01You're in my jewelry box.
13:04Hmm, wrong.
13:06It was there until recently.
13:09Now it's in Jake's bag, dear mother.
13:12So, Alf, you can't just say something like that.
13:17I can.
13:19A need led me to your bedroom door
13:22while the good lady was pulling her five-finger fandango
13:25out of your jewelry box.
13:28I'll follow her.
13:30That's not a joke, is it?
13:32Not a joke.
13:33The attractive lady is stealing.
13:36Maybe you're wrong, too.
13:37You know, it's very reprehensible
13:39to suspect people knowingly wrong.
13:42Suspect?
13:44Are you rewriting the Ten Commandments now?
13:48And you think Jake knows about it?
13:51Of course.
13:52Why else would he behave like a squished grape on Mother's Day?
13:57Is Jake's mother a whore?
14:00Oh, no, I can't believe it.
14:03She's just a married ogmonic.
14:07Alf is right.
14:08My brooch is gone.
14:10What? You doubted my words?
14:13That hurts me.
14:16But what are we going to do now?
14:18This brooch is an old family heirloom.
14:20Well, this situation must be dealt with very tactfully.
14:23I'll talk to Trevor right away.
14:25What do I tell him?
14:27Hey, hey.
14:28It's best if I talk to Jake.
14:30I'll sort this out.
14:32Yes, not bad.
14:33Alf, talk to Jake.
14:35But remember, be tactful.
14:37Tell him we don't want to cause any trouble.
14:40We just want this brooch back.
14:42Don't worry.
14:44I know how to handle such things.
14:47Where do we keep the headlights and speakers?
14:59Brian said you wanted to talk to me.
15:02Oh, yes, I want to.
15:04I wanted to.
15:05I wanted to and I want to.
15:07Both.
15:08No.
15:10Then go ahead.
15:12You start.
15:14I don't know what I should talk to you about.
15:18Nothing you want to tell me?
15:21No, you wanted to talk to me.
15:23Did you forget?
15:24Oh, well, yes.
15:28So?
15:32Well, the subject of our conversation isn't easy.
15:36I don't know how we can best...
15:39...brush it off.
15:42What do you mean?
15:44I mean that I'm glad and appreciate it
15:48that you were able to steal the time to talk to me.
15:52That's what happened.
15:55I mean that I don't want to rob you of your precious time with your mother.
16:00What are you trying to tell me, Alf?
16:02Well, if I had something to say about your mother, I would.
16:08What's wrong with my mother?
16:10Well, she seems very nice.
16:12I haven't met her personally,
16:14but she doesn't look like a thief.
16:18She's not a thief.
16:20Then she's a sleepwalker who dreams she's an elf.
16:25Neither one nor the other.
16:28Well, I saw how she took a brooch from Kate's jewelry box.
16:35Yes, I was afraid of that.
16:38So you know something about it?
16:41Yes.
16:45You know, my mother is a kleptomaniac.
16:48Ah.
16:51A what?
16:53She doesn't steal things that don't belong to her on purpose.
16:57The doctor says she's sick. She's poor.
17:01If the poor woman continues like this, she'll soon be rich.
17:06It's really a disease.
17:09I thought she'd come to tell me she's better.
17:13Well, it's a pretty small brooch.
17:15Maybe she steals smaller and smaller.
17:18Listen, I'll get her back. Don't worry.
17:21What are you going to tell her?
17:24I don't know. I think I'll wait until she's asleep and then take her away.
17:29Who are you? The Al Capones?
17:32You have to talk to her about this.
17:34But that won't help her.
17:36Besides, she wants to go back to New York tomorrow.
17:38Great. Then she'll steal Manhattan, the Bronx, and maybe Staten Island.
17:43Listen, Alf. I've fought this battle with my mother a thousand times.
17:47I gave up.
17:50Does that mean you want to give up your own mother?
17:53She's not a stranger to you.
17:56I told you I'd get this stupid brooch back, didn't I?
17:59So leave me alone!
18:05Listen, if you want to deal with this like this, I suggest you leave now.
18:21Hello, Mommy.
18:22Hello, honey. Come on in.
18:27A nice suitcase.
18:28Do you think so?
18:31But it's not your initials.
18:32I won it!
18:36You know, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.
18:41Me too. But you go first.
18:45Well, because the summer holidays are just around the corner,
18:49I thought you'd like to go home with me.
18:53Oh, and I thought you'd like to talk to me about dinner at the tender's.
18:59What do you mean?
19:01It was a very pleasant evening.
19:02About what happened there?
19:06There was roast chicken.
19:08And after that?
19:09Then there was coffee.
19:10But before the coffee!
19:12I'm really happy to refresh your memories, but what do you want to know?
19:16Well, I know you took something out of Mrs. Tender's jewelry box last night.
19:22That's impossible.
19:24Impossible that you took it or impossible that I can know about it?
19:27I didn't!
19:28But even if I did, everything was at the dinner table.
19:30Nobody could have seen it.
19:31Nothing has changed, has it, Mommy?
19:33Yes, something has. You're pretty cheeky.
19:36How could you?
19:37Why did you take the tender's?
19:38They're my friends, dammit!
19:40I wanted to give them back anyway.
19:42They're not worth much.
19:44I can't understand all of this.
19:47You come here and hope that I'll go back with you,
19:50and then you pull off such a show?
19:52Honey, you know that I never intended to do something like that.
19:58It just happens.
20:09But the problem is that it still happens.
20:13Are you still in treatment?
20:18I give up. If you don't want to help yourself, nobody can do anything for you.
20:22Yes, you could.
20:25Come home with me.
20:26We both have an appointment.
20:28I'll come home when you feel better.
20:30But I feel better.
20:32Well, I feel a little better.
20:36It would be much easier if you were with me.
20:39We both tried that.
20:41You don't need me, you need therapy.
20:43Jake!
20:44I want everything to be fine, but you have to want it too.
20:48I do.
20:50Then it would be good if you go over now and give Mrs. Tenner the brooch back.
20:55I can't do that.
21:00I'm sorry, Jake.
21:02I would like to.
21:05But I...
21:07I just can't.
21:11Not yet.
21:21Hey, Jake!
21:23Alf, how long have you been out there?
21:26Long enough.
21:28If there's something wrong with you, I think you did the right thing.
21:32Yes, and why do I feel so bad?
21:35You had to enjoy Kate's kitchen yesterday.
21:40I'm glad you're not going back to New York.
21:44I still wish I would.
21:47Well, it was very nice what you said to your mother.
21:51There's nothing in life about the love between a mother and her child.
21:55Except maybe the monkey love with the chimpanzees.
21:59Please give Mrs. Tenner the brooch back.
22:01Will you do that?
22:02And...
22:03I'm sorry.
22:07And what's going to happen to your mother now?
22:10I hope she's going to see her doctor again.
22:13I hope he's an eye doctor.
22:15That's the ugliest brooch I've ever seen.
22:19Looks like frozen blood sausage.
22:22Blood sausage! I'm laughing my ass off!
22:35I still don't get it.
22:37Why does Jake's mother steal things and is still not a thief?
22:41Jake's mother is suffering from a psychological disorder
22:45that forces her to steal,
22:48without her actually wanting to, because she's in need or greedy.
22:53Thanks for the explanation, Daddy.
22:56How is Jake going to handle this?
22:58The poor boy must have been through a lot.
23:00He's doing much better.
23:02His mother is going back to New York as soon as possible.
23:05Have you found a solution yet?
23:07Only that he will only return to her if she lets him help her.
23:11Oh, that's not very encouraging.
23:13Maybe that's exactly the motivation she needs right now.
23:16Maybe. Maybe not.
23:18At least she let Trevor's mint collection go with her.