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00:00He's the greatest, he's fantastic, wherever there is danger, he'll be there.
00:11Danger Mouse, amazing, Danger Mouse, astounding, Danger Mouse.
00:20Danger Mouse, amazing, Danger Mouse, astounding, Danger Mouse.
00:50Everything is peaceful, London is free from crime, no crime in Rutherhide, no bad word in Wilson Green.
00:57This gives us the opportunity to visit the home of the White Miracle and its sudden assistant,
01:02where we take a look behind the scenes of an exciting training day of the biggest secret agent in the world.
01:07How's it going, boss?
01:08Done!
01:10Oh, excellent! New record!
01:12Then you can dry off while I prepare the pizza.
01:15Good, and a lot of mushrooms for me!
01:17Mmm, yum!
01:19Boss?
01:20Yes, I heard you!
01:22Ah, Danger Mouse!
01:24There you are! We have a communication problem.
01:27Communication problem?
01:28Indeed!
01:29It's about a top-secret four-star secret message that's on its way to the headquarters.
01:34And what's the problem?
01:35A pigeon!
01:36You mean the pigeon is deaf and misunderstood the message?
01:40No, no, the pigeon can hear, but it's feathered.
01:43It's a new employee, a Patagonian dwarf pigeon.
01:48The problem is that she can't keep up with the course.
01:51She's glued to her heels, or her feathers.
01:54Is that all?
01:55Well, I think so.
01:57No monsters, no bandits, no rebellious villains, or over-captured Martian inhabitants, or anything like that?
02:04Not yet.
02:05I'll take over the job, sir. I'm on my way, almost done.
02:08I'm just getting my pigeon net.
02:11Tell me, isn't Lübcke quite up to the job?
02:15Well, I think if he's eaten something, he'll feel better.
02:17Oh, by the way, I forgot.
02:19I sent you that top-secret four-star super-duper vitamin capsule,
02:24which Professor Squat'n'Cluck developed.
02:26Yes, it has arrived. I received it this morning.
02:28Be careful! Let them examine you.
02:31Neither you nor Lübcke are allowed to swallow this capsule beforehand.
02:35Do you mean Lübcke, sir?
02:37No, not Lübcke either.
02:39Oh, Colonel, how over-exciting of you.
02:41It even has my favorite color.
02:42No, Lübcke, this capsule is still...
02:49Forget the fear of suffering and money,
02:51because now comes the blue flash, the super-hero.
02:54And flash-start!
02:58No, not again!
03:00When it rained the last time, I already had to put a bucket under it.
03:03Don't worry, Danger Mouse, that's really amazing.
03:06Actually not, sir. I think the envelope cover has a crack.
03:09I'm talking about Lübcke, DM.
03:11I'll be at the bell-ringing, sock-ringing,
03:14you already know, to examine the professor.
03:16But, Colonel...
03:17No, DM, your job is to catch the pigeon.
03:20Absolute priority.
03:21Over and...
03:23What's it called again?
03:24Oh, damn it, there's a certain word that I...
03:26I think it's English and rhymes with skin.
03:28Out, sir.
03:29Oh, thank you, DM.
03:30Then I'll get it.
03:32Poor Colonel.
03:37Ha-ha, super-hero, the feeling can stick to you.
03:40I hope the boss will forgive me for the hole in the ceiling.
03:42Now that my true self is fully unfolded,
03:46bad guys here on Earth are quickly aged.
03:49Flash-start!
03:52Is that too blue?
03:54You peripatetic, population-like,
03:56exploding, Patagonian pygmy plague, sit down!
03:59I have understood his desperate flee.
04:02Now the fluttering bird will be snatched from me.
04:06Flash-start!
04:18Okay, boss, this time it's guaranteed to work.
04:21Now I'm going to snatch the monument from behind me.
04:24Flash-start!
04:37So, now I've got you.
04:40Come on, come on.
04:46What's the use of plaguing with a pigeon net
04:48when I'm about to make a cool jump?
04:51Flash-start!
04:53What's the use of plaguing with a pigeon
04:55when you already have a bird?
04:57Lübke, help!
05:03Come to daddy, come on.
05:07You're about to experience something, dear people.
05:10Now the blue flash will fall on its prey.
05:13And flash-start!
05:18Does that have to be, Lübke?
05:21I mean, was that really necessary?
05:26What's that supposed to mean?
05:27You haven't caught this unfortunate pigeon yet?
05:30It's Lübke, Colonel.
05:32Holy straw, what are you saying?
05:34First he turns into the blue flash,
05:36and now into a pigeon.
05:38No, no, no, Colonel.
05:41I meant, it's Lübke who's telling me
05:44to catch the pigeon.
05:46Ah, Donnerkeil, of course.
05:50One moment, please, sir.
05:51I just have to avoid a pothole.
05:52But do it quickly, dear.
05:54Why, sir?
05:54Because all the things on my desk have slipped.
05:57Through and through, British, the old bone
05:59when it comes to humor.
06:00Any news about the capsule?
06:01Oh, the formula, yes.
06:03I've got a memo from Sockenquark.
06:05Let's see.
06:06Ah, yes, here it is.
06:08The effect of the top-secret
06:11super-duper four-star vitamin capsule is,
06:14as far as its effect is concerned,
06:15decreasing from the time of intake.
06:17Does that make any sense to you?
06:19In a certain way, yes, sir.
06:21It means that it may soon have an end
06:23with a blue-flashing Lübke
06:25who gives himself up to ridicule.
06:28No, no, no, no.
06:29That wasn't very nice.
06:31Oh, dear.
06:32Get out of here.
06:33No, no, no, no.
06:34The correct form is over and out.
06:36You can read everything in this manual.
06:38Yes, thank you, Colonel.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:42Lübke?
06:43Yes?
06:44You don't speak in rhymes anymore.
06:45Yes, really.
06:46You're absolutely right.
06:47And you don't wear that stupid costume anymore.
06:50In fact, it's gone.
06:51And that means that you can no longer be the blue flash.
06:54Holy crumb, that's right.
06:55I'm no longer the blue flash.
06:58Oh, cursed.
06:59I'm no longer the blue flash.
07:01Then I have to crash.
07:07So you're standing on the ground with both legs again, Lübke.
07:14I have to improve.
07:15I mean, it would be nice if you were standing on the ground with both legs
07:18and not sitting on my butt.
07:19Yes, boss.
07:21Sorry, boss.
07:24That's not funny, Lübke.
07:25I know, boss.
07:30Why are you sneezing then?
07:31No idea, boss.
07:34Lübke?
07:35Sorry, boss.
07:38But something tickles me constantly.
07:42What did you say, Lübke?
07:44I said sorry, boss.
07:46No, no, after that.
07:49No, that wasn't it.
07:50It sounded more like...
07:52Yes, that was it.
07:53That didn't come from me, boss.
07:55That sounded more like...
07:58The pigeon!
08:00I'm glad that you found your normal, cowardly,
08:03insensitive personality back, Lübke.
08:06Thank you very much.
08:07Ah, that's what it meant.
08:09Don't let that happen to me again.
08:10Sparkenclack has ensured that such a mistake does not happen again.
08:13By the way, someone threw a piece of pizza with mushrooms into the vitamin solution
08:16and messed everything up.
08:18Oh, you dear shock.
08:19By the way, sir, has the message already been decrypted?
08:21Oh, yes, of course.
08:22It has revealed itself as an extremely important warning.
08:25Interesting. What does it say?
08:27It says...
08:28Never ever use Patagonian dwarf pigeons as couriers.
08:33They lack any sense of direction.
08:38Hello?
08:40Hello, are you still there?
08:41Oh, where did I put this old book?
08:43Ah, there you are.
08:45Kilo calls Delta Mama, or was it Pau calling Trompete?
08:49Nierenstein calls Flying Pigeon?
08:50Oh, no, that's the recipe and health benefit, but no...
08:53Will Danger Mouse and Lübke be back on site in time to save the Earth,
08:57or will you, dear viewers, finally be redeemed?
08:59And if the pigeon alone had eaten a whole pizza,
09:02could it still fly now?
09:05Cheer up!
09:06Listen, I didn't say I had a pizza for you.
09:09Who even left the animal in here?
09:11Come on, get out of here!
09:12It's getting late!
09:13Get out now!
09:15Stop it!
09:16Don't even bring a script together!
09:28Danger Mouse
09:32He's terrific
09:33He's magnificent
09:34He's the greatest secret agent in the world
09:37Danger Mouse
09:39Powerhouse
09:40He's the fastest, he's the greatest, he's the best
09:44Danger Mouse
09:47Danger Mouse
09:50Danger Mouse
09:57DANGER MOUSE