Käpt'n Blaubär - 191. Der Lügenbold
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00:00And so I finally defeated the pirates. With a piece of soap and a toothpick.
00:17Well, what do you say?
00:19Grandpa is the greatest! Grandpa is the greatest!
00:23True words of wisdom that go down like honeycomb.
00:28More, kids, more!
00:30Grandpa is the greatest!
00:32Liar of the world!
00:34But that's...
00:36True words of wisdom!
00:38So stupid! You have no idea at all!
00:45Shall I tell you what a real liar is?
00:49Only if he is a psychologist.
00:51I wanted to buy a TV to make the long evenings on the high seas a little more high-level, right?
00:59That's why I was looking for one of those shops where you usually find modern entertainment electronics.
01:07The entertainment electronics specialist recommends a very impressive model with 999,000 programs.
01:17999,000 programs?
01:20That's not possible!
01:22You fell for something like that?
01:24It was a special special action spa offer.
01:28Only valid for a short time.
01:30It is known that for enlightened consumers it means only accessing when thinking.
01:37Sure, we know. It's logical.
01:40Of course, I quickly noticed that the box did not have 999,000 programs to offer, but only one.
01:49Of course, I changed my mind to the seller.
01:52But he claimed that for complaints I would have to call the complaint hotline.
01:58And because my cutter did not have a fixed network connection, he immediately turned to me a free cell phone for zero tariff.
02:07Cell phone for zero tariff?
02:09Huh? Everyone knows that this is swindle.
02:12Who are you telling that? Swindle is still compensated.
02:17As soon as I signed the contract, Mr. Lunke showed me the small print.
02:23I had to make a few contributions.
02:27I had to give the guy a South Sea island and build him a luxury villa there.
02:34I finally felt like plaster from the cellar.
02:38This Schulke was none other than the legendary Lügenbold.
02:43The most deceitful subject of the entire universe.
02:48A being from another dimension.
02:52Wow!
02:53From another dimension? How did he get here?
02:57It was the Caribbean calf cockatoo's fault.
03:00Huh?
03:01I had a specimen for the Potsdam parrot zoo at the time.
03:06Unfortunately, no one warned me of the dangers.
03:10Because if the Caribbean calf cockatoo moos twice,
03:16Lügenbold appears for some mysterious reason.
03:21By the way, how this works is one of the last unsolved world riddles.
03:29Wow! And how do you get rid of Lügenbold?
03:33I said I wanted to give him a pair of size shoes,
03:37and I had to know his shoe size.
03:40And the guy actually told me the truth.
03:44Even the biggest liar wants to wear shoes that don't press.
03:49But if Lügenbold tells the truth and it's only his shoe size,
03:54he has to go back to his world of lies.
03:57Wow!
03:58Say, Hein, what do you have there?
04:02Well, if the zookeeper lied to you,
04:05it's a Caribbean calf cockatoo.
04:08Lovely feather, isn't it?
04:10A Caribbean calf cockatoo?
04:16Smoking is healthy.
04:17Two times three makes four.
04:19Spinach contains a lot of iron.
04:21Lügenbold!
04:23Teflon is a product of space research.
04:25Coffee makes beautiful legs.
04:27Grandpa, do something!
04:28Hey, Molly!
04:29Your shoes are ready.
04:31Size 40 is right, isn't it?
04:33Idiot, I have size 68.
04:35How often do I have to...
04:37Oh, crap.
04:38I shouldn't have said that.
04:40Wow!
04:44This guy really isn't the best.
04:47That was great, Grandpa.
04:49First cream.
04:51Really?
04:52Not a lie?
04:54Grandpa is the best!
04:56Grandpa is the best!
04:58What?
04:59Grandpa is the best!
05:01Grandpa is the best!
05:03True words, kids.
05:05True words.