Käpt'n Blaubär - 080. Die beste Medizin
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00:00I have a feverish headache. What do you have, colleague?
00:13Bear flu. Bear flu.
00:15You might have to have surgery, Professor.
00:17At least with bear flu.
00:19Or even transplantation.
00:21The only thing that helps with bear flu.
00:24That's enough!
00:26I don't want to be treated by a water rat and a penguin.
00:29I'm already in the grave with both of my tits.
00:32I have the nasty false sleep disorder.
00:35You can't sleep when you want to.
00:37Just don't get upset, then you won't be able to sleep.
00:40But I want to get upset!
00:42And I want to sleep even better!
00:45I need peace and quiet, but immediately!
00:48Yes, yes, all right, Captain. We're leaving.
00:52Get out!
00:55I don't want to see anyone.
00:58What a nuisance.
01:00I can't sleep.
01:02I just can't sleep.
01:07Hello!
01:08Grandpa, don't you want to see us, too?
01:10Oh, that's something else for you, you little cramps.
01:13But today there won't be anything with your story to fall asleep to.
01:17I'm too crooked.
01:18Too bad.
01:19But maybe it would be good if we told you a story to fall asleep to.
01:24Your story is something completely new.
01:27Well, it was like this.
01:29A long time ago, there were three little bears over the sleepy ocean.
01:33They wanted to go to the island of Madagascar.
01:35The stupid thing was that there was a total chaos on the sleepy ocean.
01:40No breeze wanted to move, no wind blew,
01:44and the little bear's ship didn't move a millimeter back or forth.
01:48So they tried to row the ship out of the chaos with rowing.
01:52Oh, rowing?
01:54Rowing in the heat?
01:56In the sleepy ocean?
01:58That's a lot of work.
02:00Yes, exactly.
02:03The first little bear was terrified of it.
02:07And tired.
02:08It's very dangerous to fall asleep on the high seas.
02:12That's what the bears said.
02:15But it's much more dangerous
02:17because on the sleepy ocean,
02:19only so-called snorkel flies are buzzing.
02:21And snorkel flies are known to transmit the sleep disease,
02:25which makes you fall asleep immediately.
02:27And these flies especially like to sting little bears.
02:30The ship was immediately surrounded by mosquitoes.
02:33And the second little bear was stung by a fly
02:36and also fell asleep immediately.
02:41Oh, my.
02:43That's getting more and more exciting.
02:45No, it's not.
02:47They sleep so tight
02:49that they almost
02:51starve to death in sleep.
02:54Oh,
02:55why wasn't the third little bear stung by the flies?
02:59Uh, yes,
03:01why only?
03:03Because they
03:05never approach pink bears.
03:07Oh, you're trying to tell me something.
03:10No, because pink is an alarm color for the flies.
03:13And how is it that one little bear
03:15was saved?
03:17It was already night.
03:19The pink little bear
03:21rowed and rowed all alone.
03:23But it always got tired.
03:26Then it would have happened to the little bears.
03:29But the sleepy ocean
03:33is only asleep during the day.
03:35In the night it is always awake.
03:37And so it happened.
03:39The wind rose
03:41and blew the ship
03:43and the little bears
03:45to the coast of Madagascar.
03:51I've never heard such a sleepy story.
03:55And yet I'm awake.
03:57Flying snores.
03:59Where did that come from?
04:01Nanoo!
04:03A snore!
04:05Oh!
04:07Now the thing stung me.
04:09I will
04:11uuuuh
04:13uuuuh
04:15uuuuh
04:17uuuuh
04:19not fall asleep.
04:21Snoring.
04:23Snoring.
04:25Snoring.
04:27Snoring.
04:29Look at that.
04:31They're all sleeping.
04:33I told you, bears...
04:35Snoring.
04:37Uuuuh!