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02:00I
02:17Does king of a schnell bit so about husband's who can bring desich in Teufelskirche
02:30Oh
02:36Fuck one much as is talk in Mavita. That's a limit. He's a fair
02:42Barbera tears him off my kid. He's up to see and also meet her soon. He defied the Springer feel better
02:48I
02:57Have no time to get on Johnny Jumper
03:06There were does there she's still on the weapon at the coffee can
03:18I
03:28Come across town in the end, Oh
03:34Yeah, best you
03:37Homer Marshmallow
03:39Schuldigen see feel much mr. Norton in the food and we don't that she's to have to farm lose a coffee can
03:46Nine, that's what kind of absinthe. He's even worse. He's in do it
03:51It's a close and for befind it's each that's he'll die in
03:56The head and I'm so that's what I said
04:05That is this
04:09Bit is it each other much be mute the clinic on seven dose of that's what
04:16Versus that's better. Not mine
04:25The whole traffic that's come can start off on bus to travel mortgages
04:29Oh
04:59My father, Horace Jingle, the biggest breeder in the area, denies us his consent.
05:08Well, but why is that?
05:11He has a firm idea of what the man has to do for his daughter.
05:16He wants me to be Sheriff of Chestnut Town to free the city from the notorious Texas Killer.
05:22From the Texas Killer?
05:23Yes, the Sheriff of Chestnut Town is totally incapable.
05:26And I'm supposed to finish him off with the Texas Killer.
05:29Me, who can't even catch a cow in a haystack.
05:34Yes, she knows that. I've tried that before.
05:36But if you explain that to her father...
05:39No, no. His daughter thinks the same way.
05:43Well, then keep on practicing.
05:47But wait until I'm gone.
05:53No, no! Wait!
05:55Don't go away! Please, help me!
06:12Let's get out of here, baby! I can't stand the smoke!
06:17Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
06:20My giant pelargonium has really developed magnificently.
06:26Sheriff! The Texas Killer has just robbed the bank!
06:30Oh, let him be. This gallows will calm him down again.
06:35Get out of here, you bastard!
06:38But the Texas Killer is tyrannizing the whole city!
06:41Can't you...
06:47As thanks for the carabiner, my old man.
06:55It's too late. Let's go. We'll buy the Texas Killer.
07:00Yes, we'll show him where it's going.
07:04Yes, exactly. The Sheriff is a stupid man. We need a new one.
07:08Yes, yes, yes.
07:17The Texas Killer!
07:21Help! The Texas Killer!
07:28Hey, Sheriff! Go to the others to see where I am.
07:33And quickly, the people need you.
07:36Am I right, baby?
07:39You knock on the door, Texas Killer.
07:42And who will take care of my plants?
07:44Your plants? I'll take care of them.
07:47Baby, the boss' plants need fresh air.
07:57My plants! Are you crazy?
08:00Look for a new job, Sheriff.
08:05My giant pelargonium!
08:08It's coming. Don't worry.
08:15I always miss. I'll never make it, Mr. Luke.
08:20But, but, we'll practice a little more and then you can tell me.
08:29It's very quiet in Chestnut Town.
08:32The Texas Killer is up to something.
08:35Miss Jingle!
08:39Lucky Luke!
08:42Lucky Luke? Aren't you Lucky Luke?
08:46Miss Jingle, Homer told me a lot about you.
08:51Homer, I beg you.
08:54Free us from this terrible Texas Killer.
08:57It's important that you become a Sheriff, Homer.
09:00A Sheriff in the tradition of Wyatt Earp.
09:04Am I right, Mr. Luke?
09:06Don't worry. I'm sure he'll make it.
09:11Oh.
09:18We're still drinking, Baby.
09:21Our hut is too small for the cramp.
09:35Hurry up, Baby. It's getting dark.
09:39And we still have a lot to do.
09:46Tonight we'll take over the bank of Coyote Gulch.
09:50Yes.
09:51Besides, I have a plan that will make us rich.
09:54Even richer. Much richer.
09:57I didn't know Homer was a friend of Lucky Luke.
10:01I'll give you some advice, Homer.
10:04But if you want to be successful in Chestnut Town,
10:07you'll have to deal with it alone.
10:10You're not going to let me down, are you, Lucky Luke?
10:13No. When things get tough, you can always count on me.
10:19Do you see this row of cans?
10:21There are several ways to hit them.
10:24When I showed you how to do it, you're next.
10:28Couldn't you put bigger cans there?
10:31First, two tricks of my old friend, Slow Hand.
10:36The shot dry from the hip.
10:42The back cross grip.
10:44The shot under the knee.
10:49With the rearview mirror, from the bottom up,
10:52from the top down, or all together.
10:55But don't you ever have to reload?
10:58Yes, when the film is over.
11:00Now put the cans back on.
11:02It's your turn.
11:26Did I hit him?
11:28Well done, Homer. We're going to ride to Chestnut Town.
11:32But be careful with your gun.
11:41Get out of the way, you coward.
11:44Great. That's a good start.
11:55Hey, little Marshmallow.
11:57Don't laugh so hard, or he'll fall.
12:03You have to be brave, Homer.
12:05Make him understand that you're mum.
12:15Hello, Homer. What can I do for you?
12:18I'll take...
12:21First of all, I'll get a rat cleaner.
12:23And fast, or I'll be thirsty.
12:26Don't be in such a hurry, buddy.
12:28My friend was here first.
12:30Then give him a bottle of milk.
12:35So, what do you want to drink?
12:39I'll tell you what he'll take.
12:42This, he'll take.
12:45So, what do you want to drink?
12:47I'll take it. I want a rat cleaner.
12:52Listen, I was there before you.
12:55Yes, he was there first.
12:57So, what do you want to drink?
13:00To be honest, I'd rather not take anything.
13:03What? You don't want to drink anything?
13:06You don't drink anything and steal my time?
13:09Then get lost!
13:12I need new water.
13:14Something flew in there.
13:20Yeah, baby.
13:22If everything works out, we'll be very rich.
13:25And then we'll share the Zaster.
13:28And brotherly.
13:32I'll never make it.
13:34I'll never make it.
13:41I'll never make it.
13:57Hello Sheriff.
13:59What's new?
14:02Lucky Luke, I think I missed my job.
14:05But what about the Texas Killer?
14:08Do you leave the city to this gangster?
14:11I got a job as a gardener at the governor of Arkansas.
14:15I quit.
14:16But then Chestnut Town doesn't have a sheriff anymore.
14:20Take him and give him to the strongest man in Chestnut Town.
14:28And good luck with the Texas Killer.
14:38Watch the way they're kicking.
14:40Well, it's up and down.
14:42There'll be some singing.
14:45There'll be some dancing.
15:02There'll be no shooting.
15:04There'll be no fighting.
15:06There won't be no killing here in our dizzy town.
15:11And a beer for Mr. Williams.
15:19It's so peaceful here.
15:21Maybe the Texas Killer gave up Chestnut Town.
15:25I don't think so.
15:26Our sheriff gave up Chestnut Town.
15:37Finally we're undisturbed, Miss Jingle.
15:41The dress is back.
15:43Barber, bring him a bottle of water on my bill.
15:50That will give him strength.
15:53Give me the carafes.
15:55I'll bring the little one the refreshment myself.
16:00Women only like freshly washed babies.
16:07The Texas Killer.
16:09All men stand at the wall.
16:14Miss Jingle, I'd like to invite you for a little walk.
16:19Oh no, Homer.
16:22Oh no, Homer.
16:35100,000 dollars if he wants them back.
16:38Do something.
16:39Help!
16:48Help!
16:51Help!
17:10Is there trouble, Homer?
17:12The Texas Killer was here.
17:14He kidnapped Lovella.
17:16It's a shame what to drink.
17:18That made him thirsty.
17:22Help me to free Miss Jingle.
17:25That's your problem, baby.
17:27I don't mess with the Texas Killer.
17:30You're just a bunch of cowardly coyotes.
17:34Who's a cowardly coyote?
17:37But I just mean...
17:40I forbid you these insolent insults.
17:44And I forbid you to make such a noise in my saloon.
17:48And I forbid you to make such a noise in my saloon.
17:51You have no idea what I'm capable of.
17:54Aye, aye, aye.
17:56Do you see the fly on the lamp up there?
18:03Oh, he's making progress.
18:06Cut the crap, baby face.
18:09I've had enough.
18:11Throw him out.
18:14Yes, you're really cowardly.
18:23Homer, let's go.
18:31The little one will make us rich.
18:35Cheers, baby.
18:37We'll pour it first.
18:42How are we going to do this, Lucky Luke?
18:45We'll never find my Lovella.
18:47And I'll never be able to marry her.
18:51We'll find your girlfriend for sure.
18:54And she'll be swarming for the tough western heroes.
18:57She'll get me out of here.
19:00And she'll be swarming for the tough western heroes.
19:03She'll get me out of here.
19:05I won't even be able to get through to the big citizens of Chestnut Town.
19:10I'm going to try to track down the hideout of the Texas Killer.
19:17If he dares to leave his hideout because of the ransom, I'll follow him.
19:21And then he's done.
19:24And I'll stay the village rat of Chestnut Town.
19:28Unless...
19:29I have an idea.
19:31An idea? What kind of idea?
19:33A brilliant idea.
19:35I'm going to provoke you to a duel in front of the people and defeat you.
19:39You're crazy, Homer.
19:41I have to defeat you.
19:42It's the only way to convince the men of Chestnut Town that I'm the right one.
19:48And that's how we'll save Miss Jingle.
19:50But that's nonsense. Why should you shoot me?
19:54But I'm aiming at the wrong target. I'm shooting past it.
19:57Man, I'd better take care of the Texas Killer myself.
20:01You'd better not do that.
20:03But if you save my girlfriend, she won't marry me.
20:08Lucky Luke, please take part in the duel.
20:12That's my only chance.
20:14You demand a lot from me.
20:16But I'll help you.
20:18Let's hurry.
20:21I had thought of it like this.
20:23If I go across the street in Chestnut Town,
20:26everyone who wears a revolver will make fun of me.
20:29I agree.
20:31You'll do the same as her and I'll challenge you to a duel.
20:35Agreed?
20:36Good, but better not aim at it.
20:39Aim exactly at me. That's safer.
20:42Miss Jingle, Miss Jingle, Miss Jingle, Miss Jingle...
20:48While I take care of our Miss Jingle,
20:51you'll drive to the city.
20:54Okay. I'll drive.
20:56You'll get some money and I'll keep the little one company.
21:01I'll start the car.
21:04You'll keep an eye on Miss Jingle.
21:13He won't get far with that thing.
21:23It's time, baby. You can go.
21:26And don't stay too long.
21:42Urgh!
21:48That bastard wanted to blow me up.
21:51I'll pay him back.
22:01Little Homer Marshmallow is back in our town.
22:05Come on, it'll be fun.
22:08Marshmallow him?
22:10But what should I do to get him?
22:19Have you ever seen such a big western hero?
22:23Is he allowed to go out on his own?
22:27Hello, Homer. Are you at Sheriff of Chestnut Town?
22:33Ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:35Yes, Homer.
22:37After all, you're just as cowardly and timid.
22:42Now you're starting, too.
22:44You insulted me. You'll regret it.
22:50Come here.
22:51Baby Homer asked Lucky Luke to duel.
22:55He mustn't miss it.
23:02Ha, ha, ha! Watch out, Lucky Luke.
23:05Homer is the best shooter in the whole west.
23:09I've had enough of Lucky Luke, White Earps and the heroes of the west.
23:14I'll prove to you that I'm just as good as these dimwits.
23:19Be careful, little one.
23:21Lucky Luke pulls faster than his shadow.
23:24We'll settle this now, man to man.
23:28Baby Crumbs!
23:33Today I'm alone, by the way.
23:36To the steel chamber. Quick!
23:38We'll shoot each other.
23:40I've had enough of heroes and legends.
23:43Are you serious? What are we going to do?
23:46Let them do it. Maybe it's better than we think.
23:50Everyone, step aside.
23:53Until the decision.
23:55Come on, Homer. Let's go.
24:09Poor little one. That's it, then.
24:16Let's go inside. I can't watch this.
24:19It's too dangerous.
24:22Let's go inside. I can't watch this.
24:41I'm saved! I'm saved!
24:45It's unbelievable. Who was that?
24:48Baby Crumbs attacked the bank.
24:50He's lying in front of the safe and is KO.
24:53Your plan worked, Homer.
24:55It was a pleasure to help you.
24:58My plan?
25:00Bravo! Bravo!
25:02That was awesome!
25:04Baby Crumbs did it!
25:06Bravo! Bravo!
25:08Bravo! Bravo!
25:10Bravo! Bravo!
25:12Bravo!
25:14That was awesome! Baby Crumbs did it!
25:17We know where Miss Jingle is hiding.
25:21Miss Jingle! Let's free her!
25:2927,000, 28,000, 29,000, 30,000, 31,000...
25:3532,000, 33,000, 34,000, 35,000...
25:40Homer, I'll let you free Miss Jingle.
25:44If it gets dangerous, I'll intervene.
25:47...30,000, 40,000, 41,000, 42,000, 43,000...
25:53Now you're done for.
25:55The hut is surrounded. You have no chance.
25:59What do you want from me, Baby Crumbs?
26:02You won't even find a cow in the hallway.
26:11I can't breathe anymore.
26:14My pills, my cough drops...
26:21Hands up and get out of here.
26:23I need air.
26:25My friend Baby Crumbs is waiting for you in jail.
26:28Baby Crumbs is waiting for me in jail?
26:31But what about the time bomb?
26:36Homer, you're the greatest hero.
26:44Don't be afraid, Baby Crumbs. You'll see.
26:49Homer, I have a surprise for you.
26:51A surprise for me?
26:56The last sheriff gave it to me.
27:00It's for the best man in Chestnut Town.
27:06Homer, Sheriff of Chestnut Town.
27:09Friends, in honor of our new sheriff...
27:13...and in honor of the return of the rat in our town...
27:17...let's have a local round.
27:27So, Lucky Luke, you want to leave us?
27:30I leave you, but you don't need me anymore.
27:34Thank you, Lucky Luke.
27:36We owe you that we can get married now.
27:39Goodbye, Miss Jingle. Goodbye, Homer.
27:42As I see it, the old traditions are not lost here.
27:46Lucky Luke, have you admired my wonderful Celia Silvestre?
27:51Lucky Luke, where did he go?
28:04A gun and a finger on a trigger
28:12Can be dangerous for someone
28:19But problems solved much better
28:25By keeping calm and cool
28:31My horse may be grumpy
28:37I ain't nobody's fool
28:46Lonesome cowboy
28:52Lonesome cowboy
28:57You're a long, long way from home
29:10Lonesome cowboy
29:16Lonesome cowboy
29:20You're a long, long way from home