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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek.
00:16Welcome to September, and welcome to another reaction to Steel Game.
00:21Now a very quick thing, just before I start, I'm not going to talk too much at the start.
00:26Obviously, of course we're in the final stretch now for Steel Game.
00:32Next month, I can officially say we will be finishing Steel Game completely.
00:37Now I do have some plans for Steel Game, at least one plan after Steel Game, which is
00:44still Steel Game related.
00:45So just wait to the end of the video, though some people don't necessarily stick around
00:51for the very last bit, but please do stick around to the very end of the video, because
00:54I need the help of you guys, all you Steel Game fanatics out there, to give me a helping
01:00hand with that.
01:02But also, there is another thing that I will especially need some assistance from, particularly
01:08from the guys from Scotland.
01:10I will really need your assistance there.
01:12So both of these I will address right towards the end of the video, but please do enjoy
01:16this reaction, and of course, as always, subscribe, Patreon, comment, you know the drill by now.
01:55Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
01:57Red sky in the morning, isn't he?
02:00No, here's what it is.
02:02Red sky at night, you've got dementia.
02:05Red sky in the morning, Alzheimer's warning.
02:09Right, well, I am just about done with this scintillating conversation.
02:13You coming, Jack?
02:14Aye, aye.
02:15I'll nick into the weeds.
02:16We'll get a nice wee bottle of gut rot.
02:18The weeds are shut.
02:19What?
02:20Eight o'clock, last four Fridays.
02:23Shit.
02:25How is the weed shutting early on a Friday?
02:27I don't know.
02:28Getting old, fed up.
02:30Sweet sherry moldy.
02:33Isa, why is the weed shutting early on a Friday?
02:36Oh, I don't know.
02:38Maybe you could work it.
02:41All I know is, it shuts the shop, and when I get in the van in a hurry, bags of messages,
02:48cans of soup and that, away they go.
02:51Aye, but where?
02:53Oh, good question, Victor.
02:55I snuck a peek at his petrol gauge when he gets back.
02:58Now, he always fills it up before he goes, but it's just a quarter full when he returns.
03:06Tam, how many miles to the gallon does that van on a weeds day?
03:1030, 35.
03:11Right.
03:12What's the cost to fill it up?
03:1455 quid.
03:15Hmm, so three quarters of a tank.
03:17How many miles is that?
03:18Well, three quarters of a tank, at an average of 35 miles per gallon, gives you a radius
03:23of 130 miles.
03:25It have to, of course.
03:27It's got to come back.
03:29Right, there was no weeds.
03:30So 65 miles.
03:3165 mile radius.
03:33Could be anywhere.
03:34Aye, that would give your arse a sore head.
03:35You'd need to know what direction he was going in.
03:37Oh, I would probably.
03:40No point of arsing everywhere.
03:44Found that in his work coat pocket.
03:47Morrison's, two sandwiches, last Friday night, Troon.
03:53There's your direction right there.
03:55Troon.
03:55Why's he driving to Troon for two sandwiches?
03:58Because he's on route to somewhere, Poundland Colombo.
04:06Ayr.
04:09Er, Stranagh?
04:11Too far.
04:12Cornwall.
04:15Cornwall?
04:15That was too far.
04:17That is definitely too far.
04:18I had to do a driving job to Cornwall a couple of weeks ago.
04:22And I'm from the sort of the Midlands area.
04:25East Midlands.
04:27It was six and a half hours to drive one way.
04:31And then it was another six and a half back.
04:33So, from Glasgow?
04:36Yeah.
04:38We'll be talking 14 hours, 15 hours, something like that.
04:43Silver Sands Caravan Site.
04:48Give the man a free pint, Moby.
04:50Yes!
04:52That was good fun.
04:54Well done, everybody.
04:56Isa, did you know that already?
04:57Aye.
04:59I put it out last week, but he swore me no to tell him,
05:02dae, else he'd bag me.
05:03So, thought I'd let his work it out for yourselves.
05:06Took a wee bit longer than me, but no bad.
05:10I get my free pint, then?
05:12It's a turn of phrase.
05:14Yep, a line of weed.
05:16Fly bastard.
05:17What a silly caravan.
05:19We love caravans.
05:20Aye, we're caravan daft, sure.
05:22Because it's not quite a car or a van.
05:25It's a phenomenal blend.
05:26Genius design.
05:27Oh, and I look used to, eh?
05:30Any ease.
05:32You cannae let on you know.
05:34I'm the only man that's supposed to know.
05:36If you're trying to wangle a weekend away,
05:39please, I am begging you, be subtle.
05:44Every woman, every man, join the caravan of love.
05:48Stand up, stand up, stand up.
05:51I'm your brother.
05:53I'm your brother, don't you know?
05:55So, I'm begging you, please.
05:56Well, this is your caravan key.
05:58Stand up, stand up, stand up.
06:03Isa, you wrote-on jabbermouth bastard.
06:07I've never said a word.
06:11I was just sitting in the Klansman,
06:13minding my own business with my sweet sherry,
06:17calculating on an ordnance survey map.
06:23Naveed.
06:24What?
06:25Mon.
06:26When does the caravan?
06:27Just for a couple of days.
06:29Gentlemen, let me be straight with you.
06:31No.
06:33Fair dues.
06:34Yes, we know when we've been beaten.
06:37Hey, Victor.
06:38When was the last time you were on holiday
06:40with your dearly departed but beloved wife, Betty?
06:43Oh, you're going back now?
06:45Morkham.
06:46We had to come home early
06:47because she wasn't feeling very well.
06:49Of course, she was taken from me a fortnight later.
06:54God rest you, Betty.
06:55Here, Jack.
06:56Did you not make a solemn vow
06:57to never take a holiday again after Jean passed?
07:00Don't speak to me like that, Victor.
07:02Don't take me there.
07:03Get it out, Jack.
07:03Get it off your chest.
07:04You'll feel better.
07:05Well, I'll have to tell it.
07:07I'll have to buy a packet of handy-andy tissues.
07:35Rossie.
07:40Lovely summer's day.
07:41We walked for hours and hours.
07:43It was absolutely beautiful.
07:45So was Jean.
07:46And that dress I'd bought her.
07:47Yellow it was.
07:48I bought it special for that occasion.
07:50Even toyed with the idea of letting the ferry go
07:53and stay in the B&B for the night.
07:54Anyway, there was a wee ice cream truck.
07:57Giacomo's it was called.
07:58Jean liked a 99.
08:00And she also liked an oyster.
08:02Or a wafer.
08:03Or a single nugget.
08:05Or a double nugget.
08:08Anyway, I opted to buy the 99.
08:10She ate the flake first.
08:11And she really liked it, you know.
08:13Well, the sun was going down and the ferry drew away.
08:16It sounded its horn to signify its departure.
08:19And a perfect white seagull showed up.
08:21And it took flight in the evening sky.
08:24And I said to Jean,
08:25look at that, darling.
08:27I said, Jean.
08:29But she never heard me because she was on the ground.
08:33She was gone.
08:35Oh!
08:40The remains of the pokey hat dribbling down the stank.
08:45When I look back, I think...
08:47I think that seagull was Jean's soul.
08:50Flying in to the great beyond and the unknown.
08:54Enough.
08:57Keep it tidy.
08:58Thanking you.
09:00Thank you, woman, every man.
09:02Join the caravan of love.
09:05Wait.
09:07There's rules.
09:09I'm bringing my pile of eddy on Saturday.
09:11You've got one night.
09:12Friday night.
09:13Friday night?
09:15Friday night is boys night.
09:19Was that story legit?
09:21Or was that them literally pulling the biggest...
09:26dick move...
09:28ever...
09:29just to get the caravan with a sob story?
09:33Because I don't think we've had it mentioned about Jean in the past.
09:37Actually, how she died.
09:39I mean, obviously, we've had the back off your spooky bitch.
09:42But that's literally it.
09:46Oh, you couple of bastards.
09:48Take me with you.
09:50No.
09:50He said we have to keep the place tidy.
09:52That's right.
09:53And we've been in your place.
09:55It looks like there's been an explosion in a charity shop.
09:57And it smells like the device responsible for that explosion
10:00was wrapped in a stinking fish supper.
10:04Craig Lang's a jail.
10:06I went out the jail for one night.
10:08Aye, a jail pass on compassionate leave.
10:11Come on, take me with you.
10:12Twice, no.
10:13Right, well.
10:15You've made your case.
10:17I have to stand by it.
10:19Enjoy your trip.
10:22But I will say a wee prayer tonight
10:24that two rogue midges fly up your cocks
10:27and eat your balls to the inside, mind.
10:29And don't be caught laying a pile of eggs
10:32which at a later date will hatch
10:33and a plume of baby midges will come flying
10:36with the eye of your tajer.
10:39Is that for the Rocky movie?
10:40The eye of the tajer?
10:42It is indeed, Jack.
10:43Now change the record, Rocky Balboa.
10:55Well, we're there, yeah?
10:59Nearly.
11:01Next stop, Silver Sands.
11:02As such, son.
11:04No worries.
11:06Here, Jack.
11:07Navid says if we need it,
11:08we can even fold down a wee dining table
11:10and that turns into a bed.
11:12No, we've got the two singles.
11:13We'll no need that.
11:16Aye, you will.
11:18Dude!
11:19I saw the newspaper in the background.
11:22I thought, oh, it's someone hiding behind it.
11:24But then I saw a woman's head poking out the side.
11:26So I thought, oh, no, it's just literally a background extra.
11:30Bloody hell.
11:39It's 52.
11:40It cannae be 40 now.
11:41Chris, we've been walking for ages.
11:43Well, you wouldn't be doing any walking
11:45if you weren't here, you interloping bastard.
11:47I'm not pulling, though.
11:49I wouldn't want to make that journey twice.
11:52Bloody hell.
11:55Oh, no.
12:04H51, H52.
12:06Some holiday.
12:10Wow.
12:12Oh, that's like a palace, isn't it?
12:14Aye.
12:15Right, let's get it opened.
12:21Minted.
12:22Absolutely minted.
12:24That'll be Mina's touch, you know?
12:26Cream carpets, lovely.
12:27Aye, look at these.
12:28Oh, no, cream carpets, that's not a good sign.
12:30See why he wants us to keep it tidy.
12:33Lovely.
12:33I'm needing a shit, big time.
12:35For God's sake.
12:36Keeping a shit in somebody's caravan, you filthy caveman.
12:40What do you want me to do?
12:42Take a shit outside, aye?
12:43Like a bear in the wild?
12:45Or like Tarzan?
12:46Excuse me a minute, Jane.
12:50Oh, that'll be the witch tea grubs I had for my breakfast.
12:53They went right through me.
12:55No, if you excuse me, Victor, I'm touching cloth here.
12:59Oh, I'm really hoping.
13:02But I know it's a sitcom.
13:03I'm making a prediction early on.
13:07Them cola bottles, they've been fizzed up.
13:10They're going everywhere, aren't they?
13:12Right, let's get the tea on, eh?
13:15This is like the Scouts, isn't it?
13:17All mucking in together.
13:19We've got the food, we've got the drink.
13:21Yep, bit of banter.
13:24And, of course, share and share alike.
13:30There we are.
13:32Tea, tea, knifes, knifes.
13:33Where's the roly-poly?
13:36What roly-poly?
13:37The one I bought from the weeds.
13:39With the jam all through it?
13:40Aye, with the jam all through it, aye.
13:41And the sponge?
13:42I know what constitutes a roly-poly.
13:44Where is the bastard?
13:45Is that your roly-poly?
13:46No, it was your roly-poly.
13:48I was going to cut it up and have it with my tea.
13:50I love roly-poly.
13:52Shut up!
13:54I'm not going to lie to you, Jack.
13:55Dib, dib, dib.
13:56I don't know.
13:58Well, what are you doing with jam and crumbs?
13:59What are they doing in front of you?
14:01You have, aye?
14:03I scuttled it.
14:04I was starving.
14:06Who eats an entire roly-poly, you greedy bastard?
14:08I do.
14:09Jack, calm down.
14:10It's a way.
14:11There's no retrieving it.
14:12What's done is done.
14:13If it's roly-poly you're wanting,
14:14I've just made a belter in here.
14:19Right, scoop up the crumbs.
14:21Put them in the sink, come on.
14:22And wipe off that jam.
14:23You know what he said, keep the place clean.
14:25Fair does, Jack.
14:35I'll go and get another one.
14:36Right, what are we having with this tea?
14:38What have we got left?
14:41Beans.
14:41Beans?
14:42Tea with beans?
14:43Oh, you can have a whole tin.
14:44I'm stuffed.
14:45I'll stuff the beans up your arse.
14:47That's the racket out there.
14:48Oh, this selfish bastard.
14:51Apparently, if you want to eat a whole roly-poly,
14:54you have to apply for Jack's permission.
14:55You're running round the pennies,
14:57screaming like a couple of banshees.
14:59Take a rest.
15:01How long have you known each other?
15:03Come up for air.
15:05Take a deep breath and...
15:10Sorry about that.
15:12I've been nursing that toxic toly since Craig Lyne.
15:15It didn't want to leave.
15:16I wish you would leave your dirty smelling cross pot.
15:18It's pretty something in there.
15:20Aye, like petrol.
15:21And then light it.
15:22It's the only way of getting rid of that unholy smell.
15:25It's not a pear he use.
15:26What do your cheeks smell of, eh?
15:28Baked biscuits?
15:29Lavender?
15:30I know something that fell out of a dinosaur's arse anyway.
15:36Oh, for God's sake, Winston.
15:37That's gone everywhere.
15:39It's only water.
15:40Calm down.
15:41I've got it, I've got it.
15:44It's fine.
15:45Right, let's sit down.
15:47We'll chill out.
15:48We'll have a beer.
15:54Well, you've got the beer and the whiskey, sir.
15:57No, you had it in the polybag.
16:00Oh, no.
16:01What?
16:03I've left it in the bus.
16:05Dude!
16:06I wish I was, but...
16:07Well, that's just dandy, isn't it?
16:09Look what you've done.
16:10Look what I've done?
16:11I cannae see what I've done for the shitfog you've left in here.
16:15Well, someone's going to have to go and get a carryout.
16:16What do we need?
16:17Well, we don't need cola.
16:20I've seen to that.
16:21Right, well, we need a half bottle of vodka, some tinnies.
16:24Why, and a pizza, because there's a pizza shop down there.
16:27I don't think I can go to a pizza.
16:28I'm kind of...
16:29Full of roly-poly.
16:30How could you?
16:31Because you weren't getting any.
16:32I'm starving.
16:33The shop's way back down the hill.
16:35It's ages away at the front.
16:36I nominate Winston.
16:38I second that.
16:39Up he's.
16:40I've only got one leg.
16:41And you've only got one leg to get sore.
16:43We've got two each.
16:44So, hop on.
16:48Right, pizza, please.
17:03Coffees.
17:08Of course.
17:12Oh, no.
17:18Oh.
17:22Don't do it.
17:24Don't do it, Winston.
17:37Beautiful caravan.
17:39Worth the journey.
17:40Oh, aye, aye.
17:41It's a different mindset, isn't it?
17:43You're on tiny wee perfect getaway.
17:46It's Friday night.
17:48Friday night's all right.
17:49The world's our oyster.
17:51It could happen.
17:52And will happen.
17:58Eh, we'll just put the telly on.
17:59Aye, wee bit of telly.
18:02You go all this way to a caravan
18:03to literally get the same stuff that they do at home.
18:06Cheers.
18:09Oh, ho, ho.
18:10What are you doing?
18:11Having a smoke.
18:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:13We've to keep this place clean.
18:15I'm going to keep it clean.
18:16I've got an ash tree there full of cigar doubts, eh?
18:19No.
18:20Open the window.
18:23To be fair, I thought there was cigars there,
18:25but I thought I was thinking,
18:26who here smokes cigars?
18:30Surely, surely Naveen doesn't smoke cigars.
18:32I hope this is about cheetahs,
18:33because I love cheetahs.
18:34You know that.
18:35I hope it's a marine one.
18:37Fish and squid and coral and all that.
18:39No, no, no, no.
18:39Big cats, big game.
18:41That's what you're after.
18:42Hark, it's always the same.
18:43Jack chasing some poor gazelle,
18:45then eating it.
18:46You've seen it a thousand times.
18:49Attenborough's your man?
18:51No.
18:52Jacques Cousteau's the king.
18:53Jacques Cousteau was a daft old walloper.
18:56Cutting about the deep like he was 25.
18:57That is no way for a pensioner to behave.
19:00That is out of order.
19:01Shh.
19:02Here we go.
19:04Come on, fish.
19:05Cheetahs.
19:08Monkeys.
19:08Monkeys.
19:09I hate monkeys.
19:10Me and all.
19:11I like monkeys.
19:12Cheetah bastards.
19:13That's a bit close.
19:14Settle down.
19:15Sorry.
19:16What's the matter with you?
19:17I'm parched.
19:18So am I.
19:19I've got to take.
19:20Where is this bastard with the booze, eh?
19:29Hey, hey, where are you going?
19:31I'm going to go and get a pizza.
19:33You're not buying me another drink?
19:36You drank all my money.
19:37I don't need your money, honey.
19:40I need your love.
19:42Oh.
19:44Whoa.
19:49Don't take her back to the cavern, Winston.
19:51I've got something to tell you.
19:52I've got a rubber leg.
19:54It's not your leg I'm interested in.
19:57Oh.
20:05That's three years he's been away.
20:07You don't think something's happened to him?
20:09It's a hell of a time.
20:12Come on.
20:15Right.
20:17Come on.
20:19Right.
20:25You'll be lying pished somewhere.
20:28See, I've heard about things like this.
20:29What?
20:30These are the perfect conditions where you could get abducted by an alien.
20:33Well, I'm no Carl Sagan, Jack.
20:35But I wouldn't imagine there's any aliens out there interested in probing our asses.
20:39Well, they might want to have a look up Winston's bunghole
20:41after that science experiment you left in Urlavi.
20:43Winston, I'm not shooting.
20:45Him no more.
20:46We've not done anything.
20:49Like what?
20:49We've done nothing.
20:50We've seen nothing.
20:51And right now we can see hee haw.
20:53There's a reason for that.
20:54That's because you're a landlubber.
20:56Take a look up there.
20:57What am I looking at?
20:58That's a map.
20:59That's how they do it out here.
21:00They navigate with the stars.
21:02There's your North Star.
21:04There's your plough.
21:05There's your Orion's Belt.
21:07Are you telling me you can use the stars to locate pished pals?
21:10No, I'm telling you, with that up there, you need never be lost again.
21:13That is all you need.
21:15You don't need lights.
21:16You don't need your Wi-Fi.
21:17You don't need your telephones.
21:18And you don't need sat navigation.
21:20That's right.
21:21If you pull your cards right and keep your wits about you.
21:25Jack!
21:26Jack!
21:27I'm down here.
21:29Oh, you were saying?
21:30Jesus.
21:31I'm all right.
21:32I'm all right.
21:32I just tripped over something.
21:37Um...
21:40Evening.
21:43I'm stuck.
21:44Jesus, you look like Steve McQueen's fell off his motorbike.
21:47Where's my drink?
21:48Where's our pizza?
21:49Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
21:51Sorry, Winston.
21:52You all right?
21:53Aye.
21:54Where's our drink?
21:54Where's our pizza?
21:55Oh, I got something better than pizza.
21:58What?
22:00My hole.
22:06I want my bed.
22:11Hey, Victor, wait.
22:13What?
22:14He's Mankey.
22:16Aye, Mankey with the drink?
22:17No, Mankey with the muck.
22:19And you're not going in there to spread it all over the place.
22:21Well, what are you going to do?
22:23Hose me down like a prisoner?
22:25Jim?
22:26Let him have it, Jack.
22:28What's this shit?
22:29Guantanamo, eh?
22:30Be your worst.
22:31I'll never talk.
22:33Ah!
22:34Ah!
22:36How do I like your Mankey bars?
22:38Ah!
22:39Your hands are filthy.
22:42My name's Winston, and I don't give a fuck.
22:48Don't spill it.
22:51Oh, they're going to do it, aren't they?
22:54Like, it's gone too well.
22:56It's gone too well for him not to get destroyed or mucky or something by now.
23:00I'm sorry about that, boys.
23:03It's no like me.
23:05Don't they get pissed?
23:07She called to me like a siren.
23:10She drew me in.
23:11I was powerless.
23:12You were pissed?
23:13On our money.
23:14I'll square you up.
23:18Nice to get a wee break, ain't it?
23:22Nice to be in the country.
23:24I'd rather be in the Klansmen.
23:26So would I.
23:28Anyway, Naveed's coming now.
23:29We'll be away out of here shortly.
23:31Look, I've said I'm sorry.
23:33Oh, it's no that, Winston.
23:35We just thought we'd come down here, you know,
23:37have a few drinks, a few laughs, talk about old times,
23:41get a wee game, a wee game of cards.
23:43Is it a wee game you're wanting?
23:47We've still got time.
23:50Let's play a game.
23:52Um, I think I've seen a drafts board there somewhere.
23:55No, no.
23:56We're not playing that.
23:59How many countries have you shagged?
24:01Eh?
24:02What are you on about, Winston?
24:03We used to do this years ago.
24:05How many foreign lasses have you pumped?
24:10Belter of a game, Winston.
24:12Okay, hold on.
24:13Give us a minute.
24:15Haven't we seen that before?
24:20Was it?
24:21Oh, if I remember correctly,
24:25did they do pretty much this scene?
24:28Um, oh, which one was it?
24:30It was, it was the stage show, wasn't it?
24:33The, um, it was the very first one that we did.
24:37What was it, like the Collier's Theatre or something like that?
24:39I'm pretty sure in that they did that whole game
24:43about, you know, how many countries have you shagged.
24:48What are you buggering?
24:49What do you want, a map?
24:50Do the home countries count?
24:52Aye.
24:53Scotland, England, Ireland.
24:57That's just for starters.
24:58Oh, what about Wales?
24:59Northern Ireland.
25:00Never made it to Wales.
25:02Belgium.
25:03France.
25:06Switzerland.
25:07On a train.
25:08Oh, that was marvellous.
25:10See that train?
25:11It passed into Italy.
25:13So do I get Italy?
25:14No, because if you'd shag somebody on an aeroplane,
25:17you could have got nine countries, so no.
25:21Depends how quick you are.
25:22Norway.
25:26Is that you?
25:26Aye, that's me.
25:27Right, my turn.
25:29Eh, Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales,
25:34eh, France,
25:37eh, Germany,
25:40and Italy.
25:43Seven.
25:44Aye.
25:45How many did you get?
25:46Seven.
25:47A draw?
25:48That's pish.
25:49No, no, no, no.
25:50Jack Snow went.
25:52Eh, and I'll no be going either because, um, well,
25:55I'm just about ready to get the door, so...
25:57Right, well, I'm declaring myself the winner,
25:58because Italy's further away than Switzerland.
26:01Give yourself peace.
26:03Well, if it's distance, um, Canada.
26:06Eh?
26:07Canada?
26:09When we were there?
26:11You shagged somebody?
26:12No, no, no, no.
26:13Long before that, no.
26:14It was round about when Jean died.
26:17So, um, Canada.
26:20I slept with somebody, that's it.
26:21What about that, Victor?
26:23Canada.
26:24Mmm.
26:26I would love to go to Canada again, Winston.
26:28Aye.
26:30Get your hole in Canada.
26:35Right.
26:37Well, eh, Charlotte was her name.
26:39Eh, and you remember the state I was in after Jean died, you know?
26:42So, well, my Fiona phoned me up and she said,
26:44look, Dad, why don't you come over to us in Canada, you know,
26:47and have a wee break from it, get your mind off it, you know,
26:50get over Mum a wee bit, it'll do you good.
26:52Anyway, as you know, I went.
26:54Well, what a reception I got when I got there, you know.
26:56She'd done the right thing when she married that Tony boy, I'll tell you.
27:00Well, they'd got a big gathering ready for us, you know,
27:02and they'd a BBQ, um, a BBQ's a sort of, eh,
27:05big fryer that you have in the garden.
27:07That's what they do out there, you see.
27:09And, eh, there was lots of neighbours there,
27:10and that's when I met this, eh, Charlotte.
27:13A lovely woman, aye, very, very good looking,
27:15and, eh, about ages with me,
27:16and she was gabby and funny and all that, you know,
27:19and I bumped into her,
27:21well, three or four times, maybe more,
27:22and she suggested to me one day,
27:24why don't we just go away for the day, you know,
27:26entertain ourselves, and I said, aye, I'll go.
27:29So that was a, you know, sort of date.
27:31Well, you want to hear my feeling,
27:33oh, my dad's going on a date, my dad's going on a date, you know.
27:36Anyway, off we went on a phenomenal day,
27:38we were laughing the whole day through, you know,
27:40and of course, day became night,
27:42and we were stuck there, and we went,
27:43oh, we'll just book into a hotel, and,
27:46well, that's when it happened, you know,
27:48that's when we, you know,
27:50it was the most natural thing in the world,
27:52she just, I went to her arms, and,
27:55well, we slept together.
27:59Anyway, after I was lying on the bed,
28:02I took that photograph that I keep at Jean in my wallet,
28:04and I showed it to her, you know,
28:06and you know what she said, Victor?
28:08She said, my God, Jack, you married a beautiful woman.
28:12Anyway, about two weeks later, that was me coming home.
28:15I mean, I could have stayed,
28:16because we were talking about it often enough,
28:18but I said, no, no, I said, I want to go back,
28:21and, you know, Jean's memory, and all the rest of it,
28:24you know, it's just, anyway, I was in the airport,
28:27and, well, Charlotte and I came to the airport,
28:31and I was standing there,
28:33I took that photograph out again, and I looked at it,
28:37and she was a beautiful woman, my Jean, wasn't she?
28:43Well, I come home, and, well, it was about a year later,
28:47right out of the blue, I got an airmail letter, you see,
28:49and, look, well, I opened it up,
28:53and there was only the one line in it,
28:55and it said,
28:56South Africa!
28:57Oh, yes!
28:58I forgot all about that.
29:03I've shagged South Africa, that's miles away,
29:05miles further than Canada,
29:07so get it up you, South Africa, I want you.
29:11Well done, Munston, you won.
29:20Oh, no!
29:40Uh, we're really sorry, Navid.
29:48It was an accident.
29:49We didn't mean to mess your caravan.
29:52Don't slit our throats.
29:53There's no one here that's going to slit your throat.
29:56It's him, Big Eddie.
29:59I looked after his caravan,
30:00and I gave you the wrong key by mistake.
30:03Well, technically, it's yours, Phil, then.
30:07Oh, oh, oh!
30:10Oh, oh, oh!
30:26Bloody hell.
30:28All right, don't forget to stay at the end,
30:30because, obviously, like I said, at the start,
30:32there's a couple of things I want to,
30:34I'll need your guys' help on,
30:35so stay to the end.
30:36And Jack comes up on the inside with Canada,
30:38and he thinks he's won,
30:40because it's distance, see?
30:41So on the basis of distance, I've suddenly remembered,
30:44boom, South Africa!
30:47Blew the two silly old duffers right out the water.
30:505,976 miles fae Glasgow.
30:55Impressive.
30:57But I can beat it.
30:58Shut up.
30:59Can you?
31:00The furthest you've been is Park Mill
31:01fae your wingaloo, you junkie bastard.
31:03My distance is 249 million miles.
31:08Oh, Ian, don't talk a lot of shit.
31:10What?
31:10Where was she fae Mars?
31:12Yes.
31:13She had shinnering green skin
31:15and two big mad tentacles for arms
31:17and an indeterminate amount of legs.
31:19Let me guess, was he on the junk?
31:21One eyed, as our mate should be.
31:24So did this one-eyed, leggy looker have a name?
31:27Susan.
31:28Susan!
31:30Yeah, probably why he's there, mate, probably.
31:41Oh, you know what?
31:45I am really annoyed with myself there
31:48because I obviously twigged
31:52and I remembered that we'd basically had that scene
31:55in that stage show that I watched, I think it was last year actually, I think it was a really long time ago that I watched that.
32:07If you never saw it, please do go back and check that out because it was really really good.
32:12I highly recommend it. Obviously it was in the early days.
32:15But yeah, I'd have to re-watch it again and kind of compare the scenes, but it feels like it was pretty much line for line.
32:26And annoyingly, I forgot about the whole Winston butting in kind of moment.
32:36The South Africa! The moment it happened, I remembered it.
32:42And I remember finding it absolutely hilarious and catching me completely off guard.
32:51If I remember when I'm doing the editing, I'll insert it here for anyone who never saw it.
32:59And I opened it up, you know, and there's just this one paragraph in the middle there.
33:04And it says...
33:05South Africa!
33:07Fucking hell!
33:17Fuck me.
33:21I fucking forgot all about that.
33:25I've shied South Africa!
33:28Oh my God! Fucking Winston!
33:31I think that's what's great about that little scene.
33:36And particularly the performance there for Jack.
33:41Because regardless if you have seen it or not, I think the way that he delivers that speech and the way he talks about that story...
33:53And because obviously it's quite lengthy and drawn out, and particularly obviously the camera zoom.
34:00They do like a slow zoom in on Jack.
34:03So it's really drawing you in to that moment.
34:08And I was feeling myself welling up because I'm listening to the story and I'm feeling the emotion behind it.
34:13I'm feeling, you know, my eyes are getting a bit watery.
34:16And then boom! South Africa!
34:20Yeah, that is genius writing.
34:23And I'm not annoyed that they've reused that.
34:28You know, because I think it was about 1999 that one would have come out.
34:34So we're talking nearly 20 years later that they've kind of reused that little snippet of a scene.
34:42I don't know if they've ever done that with the sketches that they did from Chewing the Fat.
34:47And then used some of those and reworked them into the Still Game show properly.
34:52Because obviously at the moment I'm really only about series one with the Chewing the Fat stuff.
34:58But there will be... there's going to be a couple of weeks after I...
35:03Because I finish Still Game at the end of October.
35:08So I'm not going to start Rabsy Nesbitt, which of course is going to replace Still Game.
35:12I'm not going to start that and then pause for the Christmas month and then resume it.
35:15So what I'm going to do is I'm going to do an episode of Chewing the Fat.
35:19I'm going to do an episode of Burniston.
35:21I'm going to do... I'm yet to decide. Let me know which one you would prefer.
35:26I'm either going to do an episode of Scott Squad or Two Doors Down.
35:31Either way I'll do the first one of those.
35:34And then I found out today that there's something called Still Game... I think it's Stats Plenty or something.
35:42Which is something that aired on BBC, I believe, pretty much immediately after the final episode aired.
35:48And I guess the audience members there saw the final episode and then they spoke about it and stuff like that.
35:55So that's going to be happening, obviously, once the show's completed.
35:59But I did mention right near the start that there is a couple of things that I'm going to need your help with.
36:04So, what I have had a think about...
36:08Because I love Still Game and I love this Still Game community that I've sort of built up with this.
36:14What I would like to do is do a Still Game quiz.
36:20Do that as a video, but I would want you guys to basically give me questions for it.
36:29Now I need to work out how I'm going to do it.
36:33So I will let you know when you can basically submit questions to me.
36:39And you can do it either by just literally giving me the question.
36:42You can do it by recording yourself do a video and doing it that way.
36:46So I can put that into the video.
36:49But it will be one question per person.
36:54So if you submit five questions you will only get one of yours chosen.
36:59Obviously depending on how many I get I may not get around to doing every one.
37:02But I'd like to do that ideally to not only do it as a big quiz for me once I've done it.
37:07And see how well I've retained knowledge.
37:10You can make some slightly easier questions, some slightly trickier questions.
37:14A nice range of questions to really try and test my knowledge that I've gained over this last year and a half or so by the time I'm done.
37:24But I think that would just be a nice fun way of interacting with the community.
37:28You guys will then be able to play along as well as the videos kind of going on.
37:32I think that'll be quite a fun thing to do.
37:34So if you guys would be down for that let me know in the comments that you'd be up for that.
37:39And then like I said I'll work it out so that hopefully by the time I do next week's video.
37:45I can let you know how I plan on you submitting the questions.
37:48Because in an ideal world I'd probably want someone to moderate it for me as well.
37:54To make sure that in reality I don't really see the questions before I do it.
37:59That would be the ideal way.
38:02So that's one kind of community thing I'd like to do following on from Steel Game.
38:08The other thing isn't so much for video related content.
38:13But I mentioned it a little while ago.
38:16And I spoke about if I ever go anywhere it'd be nice to have a little meet up and things like that.
38:22With any of my community, anyone who's around.
38:25And I had this thought over this last couple of days.
38:29So my birthday is 23rd November which this year falls on a Saturday.
38:35And last year I did a little Christmas break.
38:39I went to Warsaw in Poland to do a Christmas market.
38:43Because I've always liked that as an idea to do.
38:48I've been trying to Google it.
38:52The information is quite limited and vague.
38:56Similar to what it was last year where we were trying to go to Poland.
39:00And ultimately it turns out I was probably a week or two a little bit early.
39:04In order to get the full Christmas market experience.
39:08So what I would like to know.
39:11Potentially is there a Christmas market that would realistically be open.
39:17That sort of weekend.
39:19Like I said the Saturday the 23rd.
39:21That sort of weekend.
39:23Maybe Glasgow, maybe Edinburgh.
39:26Something like that.
39:27Because if there is I wouldn't mind coming up for the weekend.
39:32Maybe like Friday to Sunday or something like that.
39:35I can stay in a hostel or something like that.
39:38And then just maybe check out a Scottish football game while I'm up there.
39:45If there happens to be one on that weekend.
39:47And it's not too expensive.
39:49That could be something fun to do.
39:51So I can experience more of the Scottish kind of culture.
39:56Because I'm really quite fond of Scotland.
40:00After really digging into it.
40:02With Still Game and of course perhaps seeing Nesbitt and stuff.
40:05So yeah as an idea that's what I'm thinking.
40:09So anything any of you guys from Scotland can tell me.
40:13About a potential Christmas market this year.
40:16And then if I do do it.
40:18Like I said I will try and put something out to say.
40:21This is where I am.
40:22This is where I'm going.
40:23Anyone who is free and is around.
40:25Wants to meet up.
40:26Have a little drink.
40:27Have a conversation.
40:29You know the more the merrier basically at the end of the day.
40:32So yeah there we go.
40:34That's what I wanted to talk about that.
40:36So appreciate you if you have stuck with me to this point.
40:39Let me know things in the comments.
40:41Whatever you want to put.
40:42Please put it down there.
40:43Someone did actually put in the comment from last week's video.
40:46About this episode being full of Easter eggs and stuff.
40:52I may have missed it.
40:55That thing with that whole story.
40:57Linking back to that stage show.
40:59That's the only one that I can think of.
41:01That really sprung to mind.
41:03If I did miss any Easter eggs that you said that was in this one.
41:07Please do let me know as well in the comments.
41:09But otherwise remember subscribe if you're new.
41:11Please check out my Patreon.
41:13And support the channel if you want to.
41:15You don't have to.
41:16But it would be nice if you did want to.
41:18But otherwise that's going to do it for another Still Game Reaction.
41:21And for this Sunday.
41:22I have got another video that is going to be coming out later on today.
41:26It is outnumbered related.
41:28It's not an actual episode episode.
41:31I'll reveal it.
41:33It's basically a behind the scenes video from Series 1 of that.
41:37I did one for Still Game.
41:39Way back when.
41:41Series 4 I think it might have been.
41:43There's an outnumbered one I'm going to put out later on today.
41:47Thank you, thank you, thank you once again.
41:50For now my name's Kevin.
41:51I'm a geek and you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
41:54Goodbye.