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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, during the break, I've got an Android and an iPhone.
00:03And there's a fight going on between them. Let's talk about the problem.
00:06Greetings.
00:07Arun, greetings. There's no fight.
00:09I was just telling him that I'm better than him.
00:12I accept that. But you should present your position.
00:16One minute. What do you have?
00:18I've got both.
00:19What do you have?
00:20I've got money.
00:23Akhil, what do you have?
00:24I've got an Android.
00:25Ash Zadda.
00:27Anyway, our findings show that two out of three have an iPhone.
00:30So, it's obvious that the iPhone is better.
00:33What are you saying, Professor? Listen to me.
00:35Sir, the problem is that I studied in a government school
00:38and she studied in a private school.
00:39Yes, that's true.
00:40Sir, if we're being fair, I feel that
00:43most of the people on our set will have an Android.
00:47Okay, it won't be because Android is better.
00:51It will be because...
00:53Because Android is expensive.
00:54Because Android is expensive.
00:56Hang on. Hang on.
00:58You need an update.
01:01I don't accept that you're a money-grubber.
01:06Mr. Haroon, it gets hanged again and again.
01:08Apple gets hanged too.
01:10But Android gets hanged more.
01:12There's a reason for that too.
01:13If you keep using the iPhone 6 in 2024
01:16it will get hanged, Mr. Haroon.
01:18Absolutely.
01:18When I receive a message, I hear a sound.
01:21When I receive a message, I hear a sound.
01:24You tell me.
01:25Android's stomach is upset.
01:28Dad, listen to me.
01:29I'll clear the issue of Android getting hanged.
01:32Sir, if you go to a place
01:33and from a nursery to a PS...
01:36Sir, this is a big problem.
01:43Sir, I was trying to say...
01:45Either he forgot his charger and got another one.
01:49Sir, one second.
01:51What happened?
01:53What happened?
01:54I'm restarted.
01:56Should I restart and show you?
01:58Yes.
02:01Welcome.
02:02Oh wow!
02:04Wow!
02:06Who is she?
02:08Grandpa!
02:09Grandpa!
02:11He's so excited.
02:12How are you?
02:13Oh.
02:13Who is she?
02:14She's my...
02:1636.
02:18Who is she?
02:19She's my grandpa.
02:20Who?
02:20The one from Patna.
02:21Yes.
02:22Oh wow!
02:23She's good.
02:24Isn't she?
02:24She's good.
02:25You can beat her up.
02:26She won't get hurt.
02:28Really?
02:28Come, grandpa. Sit here.
02:30Sit.
02:31Oh wow!
02:33You're touching the sky with your beard.
02:35I'm your grandson.
02:36How can I touch you, grandpa?
02:38Grandpa, you're a good boy.
02:39Even if you get hurt,
02:41you'll still be a good boy.
02:42You'll still be a good boy.
02:46Okay, sit down.
02:47Tell me one more thing.
02:49Why iPhone is expensive and better than Android?
02:52I mean, it's colorful.
02:54Yes. You'll think it's colorful.
02:56No. iPhone has FaceTime, Calendar,
02:58Photos, Camera, Mail, Notes,
03:00Reminder, Clock, everything.
03:02What does it have? Google?
03:04People also say for iPhone...
03:07You're so famous now.
03:09You should keep your iPhone.
03:10Your business is good.
03:11You shouldn't keep your iPhone.
03:12Why do you have to keep it?
03:13I think it has security locks.
03:15Yes.
03:15Look, they're good.
03:17The things iPhone is doing well,
03:20even Android could do it.
03:21What's the real difference?
03:22The real difference is in mentality.
03:26Steve Jobs...
03:27Everyone should read his life book.
03:30When Steve Jobs made his first computer,
03:35he was working hard since his childhood
03:37and he was doing the same thing.
03:40When he made the computer,
03:41the computers that came at that time were very square.
03:45It looked like a heavy machine.
03:48There were no curves. It was not beautiful.
03:50So, he told his engineers...
03:53Steve Jobs didn't say that
03:55he wanted to make a very fast computer.
03:58He wanted to make a very secure computer.
04:00He told his team that
04:02when someone kills a cockroach,
04:05no one feels bad.
04:06When a beautiful butterfly comes,
04:09if someone kills it,
04:10people feel very bad.
04:12Yes. That's right.
04:12He said that
04:14he didn't know that
04:16he was a good engineer
04:17and he would make a good processor.
04:19Although he was an IT engineer.
04:21He understood the hardware.
04:22Secondly, he said that
04:24he would make a good screen.
04:25He knew that he was the best.
04:27But he wanted to make it beautiful.
04:30He wanted it to be so beautiful
04:32that no one could hate it.
04:38Yes.
04:39Even if someone scratches it,
04:41people think that it shouldn't be scratched.
04:44He made the sides of the screen round for the first time.
04:48After that, he said that
04:49when I sit in front of a normal computer,
04:51I feel like I am talking to a machine.
04:54So, my first computer was such
04:57that people didn't know about it.
04:58But unconsciously,
05:01people felt that it was a human face.
05:04So, he deliberately
05:06kept the disk drive in the center.
05:08He kept the speakers on the sides like eyes.
05:10His face looked like a human face.
05:12Go ahead.
05:13Yes. Okay.
05:17The most important thing is
05:20when he made the first computer beautiful,
05:25he was proud of it.
05:28Because our boss made it beautiful.
05:32He made it the most beautiful.
05:33So, he asked him to open it.
05:35He made him open it.
05:36He opened it completely.
05:37He asked him where the signatures were.
05:39Signature?
05:40Which signature?
05:41He said, have you gone mad?
05:43When a great artist makes an art,
05:46doesn't he sign it?
05:48So, the engineers said, yes, he does sign it.
05:51They said, whoever made his body, sign it.
05:53Oh, God!
05:54Whoever made the processor, sign it.
05:56The one who made it, got a thumb impression.
05:59Grandpa, why did you forget your battery?
06:01Oh, come on.
06:03This is a balance of 100.
06:05Why did you forget the battery of a plant of 300?
06:08It was easy. The battery used to get changed.
06:10Sometimes, when you get charged, you get very hot.
06:13Then you can abuse me on the mobile phone.
06:17But, Mr. Haroon, its charging was so good.
06:20You used to talk on the phone all night
06:22but the battery didn't get low.
06:23Really, Irza?
06:24Yes, I mean..
06:25Today, I am giving you the same person.
06:32In this context, there is another thing.
06:34The iPhone will never be in the hands of a villain.
06:38What do you think is the reason?
06:39It shouldn't associate itself with any negative character.
06:42Which one do you have?
06:44Android.

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