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00:00You can't do anything.
00:01I can't do anything?
00:02I can't do anything?
00:03Now I'll tell you what I can do.
00:04I...
00:08What can I do?
00:12What can I do?
00:14Break his bones, break his teeth,
00:17make him look like a cripple,
00:18if he's the son of a single father.
00:20No.
00:21What? He's not the son of a single father?
00:23No, not that.
00:24This is like a 1980s movie.
00:26Break his legs.
00:27I'll shave his head.
00:28I'll break his head.
00:30Slow tortural death.
00:32Really?
00:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:34It's in the bottle.
00:37What did the dumbass say?
00:38No, no, he's saying you're doing the right thing.
00:43You shouldn't have said that in front of him.
00:50Make sure he doesn't escape.
00:51If he does, we won't survive.
00:55Are you encouraging me or scaring me?
00:56No, no, be brave.
00:59If I hit him on the head, he'll go blind.
01:02He'll keep saying sorry all his life.
01:04Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
01:06Oh, sorry.
01:07He'll go blind.
01:09Okay, he'll go blind and you'll go to jail.
01:11He's not interested.
01:12I'll be surprised.
01:13Hey.
01:14He's here.
01:18I feel like peeing all of a sudden.
01:20Okay, I'll keep the bathroom ready.
01:22Go ahead.
01:26Shit.
01:37I killed him.
01:38Mom, mom.
01:39Let's go.
01:40Let's go.
01:41We're with you.
01:42Let's go.
01:48What did you do?
01:49I think you killed him.
01:51I didn't kill him.
01:52I hit him with a rod.
01:53But you were going to blind him.
01:55He's blind.
01:58Who is it?
02:00Did you see a ghost?
02:01I don't know.
02:03Who is it?
02:09What is he saying?
02:10He won't say anything today, my friend.
02:13He's saying he's hungry.
02:21Shut up.
02:23Mayo.
02:24You...
02:25Where did he go?
02:27I'm asking you, who was it?
02:28Is grandpa in trouble?
02:30Oh, no.
02:31I didn't expect this from grandma.
02:34No.
02:35Grandpa could be in trouble too.
02:36Yes.
02:37But Gopal, you're very nice.
02:39No one will hit you with a rod.
02:40Come, I'll feed you.
02:41Did you cook?
02:42You've lost so much weight.
02:43Mayo.
02:44Oh.
02:45I'll show you.
02:53Come.
02:55You go.
02:56Go on leave.
02:57You can't do anything.
02:59Tara, Moola, go away.
03:02I have some other plan.
03:03Go.
03:05Hail my mother.
03:07Get lost.
03:17Grandpa, should I do more?
03:18Yes.
03:23Grandpa.
03:24Yes.
03:25Did you have a fight with anyone?
03:28Fight?
03:29Where will a blind man go to fight?
03:32He's fighting with himself all his life.
03:36No, I mean, a loan from someone or...
03:38or something.
03:40Yes, I did have a loan.
03:43From your father.
03:44He paid it off, son.
03:47He sent you here.
03:53Dada.
03:54Dadi.
03:56I'm back.
03:57You're back?
03:59Hmm.
04:06Oh.
04:07You're back.
04:08Dadi.
04:09Dadaji.
04:10God bless you.
04:11How did you come back again?
04:13By ship.
04:14Okay.
04:15You didn't have money for the flight?
04:17I had, Dadaji.
04:18I had, Dadaji.
04:19I had, Dadaji.
04:20You didn't have money for the flight?
04:21I had, Dadaji.
04:22My business was about to set and fate stopped me.
04:25I ended up in Los Angeles.
04:27Hmm.
04:29Los Angeles?
04:30Sameer, this is Pandu, our servant.
04:32Oh, Mr. Pandu.
04:34When are you going back?
04:36Come on, Dadaji.
04:37I'll stay here for the rest of my life.
04:39I'll be at your feet.
04:40He saves money by working.
04:42Then he goes to Dubai to do business.
04:45And then he gets back...
04:47Ha, ha, ha.
04:48What is this grandpa? What is this?
04:51I left for a few days and you hired a new servant. Not fair.
04:54He is not a new servant. He is my grandson Sameer.
04:57Stupid.
04:58Did you see him in your childhood?
05:00He used to eat lollipop.
05:02He used to wear small underwear.
05:04He used to do mischief.
05:06Sameer!
05:08Sameer has grown up so much.
05:10You have become a man from a kid.
05:12You have also become a monkey from a man.
05:14Who are you?
05:15He is Sameer.
05:16He is Sameer.
05:17I saw him in my childhood.
05:18He used to eat lollipop.
05:20He used to wear small underwear.
05:21He used to do mischief.
05:24He is Sameer.
05:27Who is he?
05:28He is Sameer.
05:29I saw him in my childhood.
05:31He used to eat lollipop.
05:32He used to wear small underwear.
05:34He used to do mischief.
05:36Okay.
05:37He is Sameer.
05:39He is Sameer.
05:42He is Sameer.
05:45Who is he?
05:46I told you that I am Sameer.
05:48I saw him in my childhood.
05:49He used to eat lollipop.
05:50He used to wear small underwear.
05:52He used to do mischief.
05:54I agree that you are Sameer.
05:56Then who are the other three?
05:58Three?
05:59Have you come to this house drunk again?
06:01Are you drunk?
06:02Let me think why he is shivering.
06:08Grandpa.
06:09Not three.
06:10Four. Four.
06:11Four are Sameer.
06:12I can see four.
06:13Four?
06:14What have you mixed?
06:16What have you drunk?
06:18What have you drunk?
06:19Grandpa.
06:20It's a long story.
06:21I swear.
06:22You swear on your mother?
06:23Grandpa.
06:24I will show you.
06:25I will make you smell it.
06:28What happened?
06:29Grandpa.
06:30He is not able to walk.
06:32It's useless to talk to him.
06:34Listen.
06:35We have to go to the temple.
06:36Sameer.
06:37Yes.
06:38Will you take me?
06:40This Pandu has become useless.
06:46Passport size photo.
06:48If you want to stay here, do your work.
06:50Understood?
07:02Sameer.
07:03My wish has been fulfilled today.
07:05Take this.
07:07Divide it among the poor.
07:11It's worth a thousand.
07:13Come.
07:17Sorry, grandma.
07:18I am the poorest here.
07:20Sorry, God.
07:25This is the last one.
07:28Grandpa, you?
07:30I was about to come to you.
07:31Why?
07:32Is the pickle over?
07:34No.
07:35There is a dance competition in my college tomorrow.
07:37I am taking part in it.
07:38I want to win this competition at any cost.
07:40That's why I wanted your blessings.
07:44We have your blessings.
07:45You will definitely win.
07:46Okay?
07:47Okay.
07:48But blessings won't do.
07:49You will have to come there.
07:50Dear.
07:51We can't come there.
07:53But Sameer will come.
07:54Sameer will come.
07:55Okay?
07:56All the best, dear.
07:57Come home.
08:01He is blind.
08:03So he brought me here thinking I was Sameer.
08:05I didn't want to hurt him.
08:06Please say something, mother.
08:08And I will also get the love of my grandparents for a while.
08:11And yes.
08:12All the best for the dance competition.
08:15I will pray to God that you win.
08:19Bye.
08:20Bye.
08:21See you.
08:33See you.
08:46What were you looking for?
08:48Four Annas.
08:49Chavani.
08:50She fell down.
08:51I was looking for her.
08:53He is saying you didn't come to this room yesterday.
08:55When did he say that?
08:59The wind was blowing.
09:00Chavani must have flown here.
09:02I will look for her some other time.
09:03Okay?
09:04Listen.
09:09What were you looking for?
09:10Nothing.
09:12If I slap you, you will be shattered.
09:16I said nothing.
09:19Have you ever seen a gangbang?
09:23No.
09:25Will you see it?
09:26Okay.
09:32Come on.
09:38You don't know how big a mistake you are making.
09:42If you get slapped, you will die.
09:45There is no hospital nearby.
09:52I will go.
10:02Hey!
10:19I will go and hit him.
10:21I am trying to understand.
10:33You go.
10:34No.
10:35You are the hero.
10:37That's why I don't want to get slapped.
10:41I forgive you.
10:43Go.
10:44I forgive you.
10:45Go and look for Chavani.
10:46Go.
10:47Hey!
11:03Shhh!
11:06Cow!
11:07Chick!
11:08Gangbang!
11:09I have banged the whole gang.
11:13Get up!
11:15Thank God, I am not feeling well today.
11:18Otherwise, I would have slapped you.
11:21Get up!
11:26Get up!
11:33Oh!
11:34I think I am blind.
11:45Hey!
11:49Hey!
11:50Stop!
11:52Get up!
11:53Get up!
11:54Get up!
11:55Get up!
11:56Get up!
11:57Get up!
11:58Get up!
11:59Get up!
12:00Get up!
12:02Get up!
12:03Get up!
12:04Get up!
12:19What did he say?
12:20He is saying…
12:22Stop!
12:23Stop it!
12:31Get up!
12:35Get up!
12:37Get up!
12:40Get up!
12:41Get up!
12:42I'll kill you if you say that again!
12:44Get up!
12:45Get up!
12:48Superman is here!
12:49Come on!
12:58Goodbye, you bastards!
13:01This is called a gang bang!
13:11What were you looking for?
13:14The box!
13:15The key to that lock!
13:17You work here, don't you?
13:19Don't you know where the box is?
13:20Stay away!
13:22The old man!
13:23The old man is very cunning!
13:25You can't trust him!
13:26He can hide you anywhere!
13:27You call your boss an old man?
13:28You call him a chad?
13:30Get out of here!
13:31Or I'll put you in the cooker and whistle!
13:34Tell him to talk to me with respect, okay?
13:37He's talking to you with respect!
13:39I see!
13:39Don't you feel ashamed?
13:40In the house where you were born and brought up
13:42you have a hole!
13:43You, Shakti Kapoor!
13:44What are you doing?
13:46I'll show everyone!
13:48Take your hands off my pants and show me again!
13:49Leave it!
13:50You've made me a chad!