Punjabi movie funny clip
Punjabi movie funny clip
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00:00Where are you going?
00:02Why are you asking?
00:03Sit here.
00:04Why do you sit there?
00:05Don't talk sweet.
00:06I don't drink sweet tea.
00:09Why is she always after you?
00:10I am not after her.
00:12She goes after herself.
00:13Tell me.
00:14Sister, it's nice you two got together.
00:17I brought a proposal for Amru.
00:20She's studying in Chandigarh.
00:22Really?
00:23You'll see.
00:25Again?
00:26Yes!
00:26You'll see!
00:27Why?
00:28I'm not going anywhere.
00:29She's my niece.
00:32She's beautiful, too.
00:33Just like a handkerchief.
00:35I don't want to take her hand.
00:37I'm sure you want to take her blessings.
00:39If you want to take her blessings, then go ahead.
00:41Shut up. I'll tell you.
00:43You tell me.
00:44Do you know what he says?
00:45He says, we want a son-in-law.
00:47He doesn't want to get high.
00:49I said, yes.
00:50I have a son-in-law.
00:52If you say, we'll go to his house tomorrow.
00:54Maybe it'll happen.
00:56Yes.
00:56But I'll tell you one thing.
00:58Don't get too close to the tree.
01:02Got it?
01:04She got it.
01:05Yes, I got it, aunt.
01:08Well done, son-in-law.
01:09Well done.
01:11Congratulations to your sister-in-law.
01:15She was saying, don't get too close to the tree.
01:20To hell with you.
01:21I don't give a damn.
01:23I was talking to the tree.
01:25Your sister-in-law is your friend.
01:27It's her right.
01:29We'll go to her house tomorrow.
01:32I hope it doesn't happen.
01:35I hope both of you get ready.
01:39Neetu, get the bottle ready.
01:48Don't you dare ask me what I'm doing here.
01:50You stay in my house.
01:51I don't have a home to go to.
01:52You're such a nuisance.
01:53Amru, what's this?
01:55I'm wearing a sweater.
01:56You're wearing a sweater.
01:57Listen to me carefully.
01:59Don't say yes to a girl.
02:02First, look at me.
02:04I don't know what will happen if you talk to a girl.
02:07Got it?
02:08Yes.
02:08I hope she doesn't spit in your face.
02:10I think she's...
02:12Shut up.
02:16I'll teach him a lesson.
02:20Come on.
02:20What's going to happen?
02:21Sit down.
02:23The DC is on.
02:25Come on.
02:26Sit there.
02:28Oh, no.
02:29Sit here.
02:30Here you go.
02:32Drive slowly.
02:33I'll do it later.
02:34Don't apply the brakes.
02:36I'm scared.
02:37I'm applying the brakes.
02:39I'm scared.
02:48I'm your sister.
02:49You're so beautiful.
02:52She's so beautiful.
02:53She's right.
02:54I'll teach you a lesson.
02:56I'll teach you a lesson.
02:58Uncle, why don't you have tea with her?
03:03If a boy and a girl like each other,
03:05they can have tea together.
03:08Gagan.
03:09Yes, mom.
03:09Come here, son.
03:10Yes.
03:11Look at her.
03:14She's so beautiful.
03:16She's a witch.
03:17Hello.
03:17She's so beautiful.
03:18Hello.
03:20She said yes to me.
03:21What?
03:22She said yes.
03:24Why did she say yes to you?
03:25Sit down.
03:29She said her life was short
03:31because of me.
03:32She'll go to the city for something important.
03:34That's why she asked the straight question.
03:36People who don't have the time to decide
03:39about their life,
03:41how will they spend their future life with me?
03:42Ma'am, I want to ask you some questions.
03:46Go ahead.
03:48Ask him, son. We are old-fashioned people.
03:51Ask him.
03:52Yes, aunt.
03:53Ask him.
03:55By the way, what work were you going to do?
03:58I was going to cut sugarcane.
04:01My aunt is a cook.
04:07Tell me, how did you agree to marry so soon?
04:11When my aunt told me that you are from Chandigarh,
04:15I was shocked.
04:20How old are you?
04:22I am very old.
04:23I am the fourth generation.
04:25I grew up till the age of 12.
04:27Very good.
04:28That was my father's wish.
04:30Wish?
04:31You keep quiet.
04:33His father was old enough.
04:36But he was burdened by his young age.
04:39He had to drop out of school.
04:41He was very smart.
04:42If you want to ask anything else, go ahead.
04:44No.
04:45It's enough to take a decision.
04:48What decision?
04:49Decision.
04:52So, you are ready to get married?
04:54Yes, I am.
04:55Great.
04:56But not with you.
05:01Aunt, I want to get married.
05:03But not with an illiterate desi.
05:05I have to go to work tomorrow.
05:07I can't leave him at home.
05:10Please forgive me.
05:12I will find a better groom for you.
05:28Now you tell me.
05:30If I am illiterate,
05:32is it my fault?
05:34No, it's her fault.
05:36I thought you were a desi.
05:38You don't know anything.
05:40Now you want to get married to a desi.
05:42You want to marry someone else.
05:44She is a womanizer.
05:48No one can understand her.
05:50She doesn't know when to say yes
05:53and when to say no.
05:56That's why I didn't get married.
05:59I don't have a wife.
06:01I don't have a wife.
06:03I will give you the same advice.
06:06Forget about marriage.
06:09Find yourself a wife.
06:15To keep her at home?
06:16No, to send her to school.
06:19She used to make me eat.
06:39I am here.
06:41Hello.
06:43Hello.
06:45Come in.
06:47Come in.
06:49Please take a seat.
06:51They didn't even install air conditioners in their homes.
06:53We have air conditioners in our children's homes.
06:55Please take a seat.
06:57You too.
06:59Please come in.
07:01Please come in.
07:03Please sit.
07:05Please sit.
07:07He is busy in the house.
07:08You also sit, ma'am.
07:10And Mr. Sukhsand?
07:13Forget Sukhsand.
07:14Call the girl. I have to go to work.
07:16By the way, uncle, what is your work?
07:19My work?
07:22Did you give me a share of your work?
07:23Or did you give me a loan?
07:25It's my work.
07:26My own work.
07:27I started my work and now it's my own.
07:30By the way, son, what did they ask you?
07:33What work have you been doing?
07:35Actually, aunty, I didn't do any work today.
07:39I have to do some work.
07:40That's why I am going to the meetings.
07:42Right, mom?
07:43Actually, sister, there are so many meetings in the morning and evening.
07:46I didn't get time to work.
07:49Don't be silly. Call the girl.
07:50I have a lot of work.
07:52Hello.
07:57Here, have some tea first.
07:59Forget the tea.
08:00Ask your maid to bring the girl.
08:03Well..
08:05She is a maid. She is the girl.
08:07What? She is the girl?
08:09Yes.
08:09I don't think so.
08:10I don't think so.
08:12You have brought a modern boy like me to show off.
08:14Oh, no. How can you say that?
08:16Come on, sit.
08:16No, sister-in-law.
08:17Don't go on the clothes.
08:18The girl is very modern.
08:20Modern, aunty?
08:21She makes pizza out of parathas.
08:23I am wasting a lot of time.
08:25Aunty, I want to ask her a few questions.
08:27Yes, go ahead.
08:29Go ahead.
08:30What do we do?
08:32By the way, do you know how to ride a laptop?
08:36I told mother and father to teach me.
08:39They say that there is a lot of dust in the city.
08:42I will hit someone with this.
08:43Let it be.
08:45I asked you about the laptop.
08:46Not a trolley.
08:47What do you know?
08:49I am feeling dizzy at this time.
08:51Oh.
08:51Oh, no.
08:53She is feeling dizzy before marriage.
08:54Mother, you shut up.
08:58She has a lot of work.
09:01She can even ride a cow.
09:03Oh, no.
09:04Oh, no.
09:05She can even ride a cow.
09:08Aunty, we were about to get married.
09:11Sardarji, we are so modern..
09:14..that we can't even ride a cow without an English seat.
09:16And if someone wants chapatis..
09:19..then he comes to our house, picks up the garbage..
09:21..and takes it with him.
09:23Yes.
09:24We brought it from England, father.
09:26It's been a long time.
09:29Sister, isn't it a little too much?
09:31You think it's too much.
09:33You are always in a hurry.
09:35Oh, no.
09:37Don't say that.
09:38Our confidence is going to end.
09:41I don't understand what you mean by confidence.
09:45Son, I mean your name.
09:48Name?
09:49It's a warning for me.
09:50Don't you dare bring such a desi girl's proposal for me.
09:55I am leaving.
09:56If you want to insult me more, go ahead.
09:57I don't want to insult you.
09:58I don't want to insult you.
10:00Hello. Hello.
10:02Hello.
10:03Here you go.
10:04Do you want chapatis?
10:06Why, Anand?
10:07No, with grease.