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00:00Shade City
00:07Shade City
00:21Shane, do you want to know the real reason that you lost today?
00:25Why is that?
00:27Because you don't watch the show.
00:52Don't let them escape!
00:58Huh?
01:04Stay in your seats!
01:12Stop right there!
01:20Come on!
01:21It's Swope. They got away with the artifact.
01:24I need everyone we've got on the railroad right now.
01:27Master Swope.
01:29Lord Thunder, what are you doing here?
01:32I'll explain.
01:34But first, you looking for this?
01:38My lady, we've got it.
01:41Bring it to me.
01:43As you wish.
03:24A few hours later...
03:55I really appreciate all your help back there.
03:59We couldn't have gotten that item back without you.
04:03No problem. Happy to help.
04:06Are you here to participate in the auction, Master?
04:09Wish I was.
04:11Just made sure everything got here safely.
04:14Now that that's done, I thought I'd check out the biggest auction house in the world.
04:19What about you? Are you going to participate?
04:22Of course. Imagine.
04:24A bounty of untold treasures will be auctioned to the wealthiest families in Wazhou.
04:28It's quite the spectacle.
04:30And it only happens once a year.
04:32I can't afford to miss this opportunity.
04:35Oh. It's starting. You ready?
04:38Yes, but before we go...
04:40You'll want to disguise your identity.
04:53Hmm...
04:55How is he doing this?
04:57Gross!
04:59Just pick one. I'm like starting to go gray over here.
05:07Pass.
05:08It's time to duel!
05:10Let's see. What's in the cards?
05:12Would you look at this?
05:14Ha!
05:15Activating the Yagurimaya effect!
05:17Evolution time! Let's go, sister!
05:23Now prepare to be crushed!
05:25Okay, friend.
05:27GOKURO ROAR!
05:45You need better cards, dude.
05:47Do you even know how to play?
05:49Listen, bro. I'll be real. You wanna know why you actually lost?
05:57Because you can't beat my ape.
06:03Hello, fellow cultivators from all across Hua Shu, and welcome to this year's Songhai Fall Auction.
06:09This season, we've collected more than 10,000 artifacts from around the world,
06:13from ancient immortal plants and golden pills to magic items crafted by renowned masters.
06:19For today's event, we've searched through those artifacts and curated several Class A lots to be auctioned,
06:25each one as invaluable as the last.
06:28I'm sure each of you hails from an important family or a faction of top-tier cultivators.
06:33Regardless, please, enjoy the auctions and bid for whatever your heart desires.
06:38And now, with today's starting bid of one million spiritual coins,
06:42I present to you the tattered remnants of this heavenly book.
06:47First offer, 1.5 million. Bidder number 8 doubles it to 3.
06:533.5 from bidder number 2.
06:563.6 from bidder 8.
06:58No wonder this auction's so famous.
07:01It's just an old book, and the price has multiplied in seconds.
07:05Well, that's no ordinary old book, huh?
07:08If you look inside, you'll find the legendary forbidding spell.
07:12A long time ago, the Tong and Sun families had a trade contract,
07:16and to ensure that neither party reneged on their deal, they entered into an unbreakable spell.
07:22The most frequent bidders have been number 2 and number 8, presumably the Suns and Tongs.
07:28We can tell by their aggressive offers that number 2 is the Tong family.
07:32Number 8 is more reserved, likely the Sun family.
07:36He's a wise man indeed. I'm impressed.
07:39He's managed to figure out their identities from a few subtle clues.
07:44I'm curious, why didn't you bid?
07:48I don't intend to join their silly feud.
07:51Of course, I'm also quite poor.
07:58Come on, it's me!
08:03Two boxes, please.
08:13I wonder what he'll get!
08:23Lame.
08:24I wouldn't worry, dude. You've got two boxes. I'm sure you'll find a rare card.
08:33And now, for our next lot, W.L. Longjohns.
08:39It's a joke! They're auctioning old underwear now?
08:42Oh, yes. You don't recognize them? Those are no ordinary Longjohns.
09:02They must be pricey.
09:04No, they can't be, right?
09:07You bidders are in luck! A mysterious buyer stumbled upon these by chance.
09:11These Longjohns are rumored to have been worn by a supreme cultivator.
09:15And they're so resilient, they can withstand the blast from a nuclear bomb!
09:21On the waistband, you can see the encryption of a W.L. Longjohn.
09:25It's a good sign.
09:27A bomb!
09:29On the waistband, you can see the encryption of a W.L. Longjohn.
09:33A mystery for the ages.
09:38Hey, honey, do you know what happened to Ling Ling's red underwear?
09:42Yeah, they were getting too old. I threw them out.
09:48Hurry, I need those skivvies. Float faster!
09:52The starting price is five million coins!
09:57Ten million! They really want this!
10:00After that impressive bid, do we have other offers?
10:03What should we do? We spent too much on the forbidding spell.
10:07Well, damn. I didn't know they'd auction something like this.
10:11I don't know how you do it. These kinds of auctions aren't meant for folks like me.
10:16It'll be over soon, so don't worry about it.
10:19Everyone's spent most of their money already, and now no one can outbid the Tongs.
10:24Eleven million!
10:26What? No way! Who can afford to keep bidding?
10:31Interesting. Number nine was silent, but now they bid. So who might they be?
10:37I've identified the other families, but not hers.
10:41With the rest of them out of the picture, there can only be one.
10:46My lady, we're saving our coins for the most valuable item. We can't...
10:52Whoever owns those long johns owns the world.
10:56All right! It seems that things are really heating up with this item, folks!
11:00Who knew that a pair of fresh long johns could be more interesting than an angel's bones?
11:05Thirteen million going...
11:08We have another offer!
11:09Let's go, Yan Yan. This guy has the worst luck.
11:12If we stay here too long, he might rub off on us.
11:15Once, twice, fifteen!
11:18Someone offered fifteen million for these immortal underwear!
11:22Is there anyone that can possibly top that?
11:25Unbelievable! Number nine just raised their card!
11:29Sixteen million!
11:32Congratulations to bidder number nine for winning the W.L. Long Johns!
11:37The time has come for the final lot of this year's fall auction!
11:41This last item is so coveted that it was stolen on its way to the auction house.
11:46But thanks to a brave lord and the Seven Star Squad, we were able to get it back.
11:50Please join me in welcoming our most valuable lot!
11:54It's the sealed, wide-eyed blue dragon!
12:02Dad! This is the stolen artifact!
12:07Wait, it can't be.
12:10It is. The omnipotent artifact that can grant any wish you desire.
12:15That's right.
12:16The sealed, wide-eyed blue dragon.
12:21Starting bid...
12:24...is ten million!
12:26Make your offers now!
12:28Number nine with fifteen million!
12:31Oh?
12:32Number two up the ante with sixteen!
12:34Twenty million?!
12:36Please, get a hold of yourself! We spent too much! We don't have enough!
12:39We'll put the mountain on the market if we have to!
12:42I have to have it! I won't take no for an answer!
12:45So? I don't care!
12:47This is an omnipotent magic dragon! We can wish for more coins and buy it right back!
12:53True.
12:54Thirty million!
12:56Right. Sell off Tong Tower and send the cash now!
12:59Number five, thirty-two million!
13:01Thirty-three million!
13:03Wow! Thirty-three million for bidder number three!
13:07Thirty-four million!
13:09Get your hands off of me! I'll sell everything if that's what it takes!
13:12I must have that dragon!
13:15Number two with thirty-five!
13:17Forty million!
13:30Number nine with forty million!
13:32Are there any other offers?
13:34Forty million going once!
13:38After thoroughly investigating the finances of Washu's wealthy families,
13:42I know for a fact not a single soul at this auction can outbid me.
13:46We have forty-five million from number thirteen!
13:49What?!
13:51Wait, forty-five?!
13:53I thought you just told me that you were poor!
13:56Oh, calm down. I was telling the truth, my friend.
14:00Well, you don't seem very poor to me.
14:02The red long johns? Those came from my collection.
14:07This must have been his plan all along.
14:18Forty-five million going once!
14:21Forty-five million going twice!
14:23Hang on. I bid eighty-seven million.
14:28Is that enough?
14:32Should be.
14:33Eighty-seven million going once!
14:35Eighty-seven million going twice!
14:38Eighty-seven million! And it's sold!
14:57No.
15:00Hey!
15:05Master.
15:07I got the goods.
15:10I don't believe it.
15:11That can't be Shuo Yi's buyer.
15:14He's just a kid.
15:15Is he an old spirit who's mastered anti-aging tricks?
15:19It doesn't matter.
15:21I'm the only one who can unseal the thing.
15:23It'll be useless in their hands.
15:27No!
15:58It's impossible.
16:00He broke the seal with nothing but brute force.
16:07Iron Man.
16:09Was it you who released me from my sacred gourd?
16:15Prepare your will.
16:17I am capable of fulfilling any wish you decide to make.
16:21All you have to do is say the words.
16:26This is the real magic dragon?
16:29Wait.
16:30What are you going to wish for?
16:44Master.
16:46I don't understand.
16:47What did you do, Master?
16:49You just sliced away eighty-seven million coins!
16:55Master!
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