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03:06Good morning, Miss...
03:07Wang Ling?
03:08Eh!
03:10Huh?
03:13As he turns and sees the gleaming sign over Sun Rong's head,
03:16Wang Ling has a sudden realization.
03:19He had unwittingly used the spell of seduction on her.
03:22So he makes a prompt decision.
03:24Sun Rong?
03:39It's alright. You're good.
03:41Hold up! Just what was all of that about?
03:44That's a strange way to flirt with the ladies.
03:48Madam! What happened?
03:51Are you alright?
03:52What?
03:53I don't understand what came over me.
03:58Today we're going to learn how to make the most basic vitality pills.
04:02The procedures are quite simple, so I'll move quickly.
04:05Hopefully you'll all be able to keep up with me.
04:08Yes, ma'am.
04:12A step-by-step guide to making vitality pills.
04:16First, ready your Yong Cheng pot.
04:20Next, gold sand, tortoise shell, dragon bone, smash!
04:25Grind it!
04:26In the pot!
04:27Acherus, chop it!
04:28Radix, chop it!
04:29Dump it!
04:30Powder 15, lapis lazuli oil.
04:32Flatten!
04:33In the furnace it goes.
04:34Tape it, seal it, ignite it.
04:36Set the alarm for 7.15 PM.
04:38Clear and simple, right?
04:44Good. Let's see what you can do.
04:47Time for Guo how to shine.
04:49First and foremost, pill refinement is an art of fire.
04:55That Chen family cauldron was designed to process a bunch of pills at once.
04:59For small amounts like this, the time and temperature must be precise.
05:06Sun Rong acts like she's done this before.
05:10She actually brought the refining machine from her family's factory?
05:13That just doesn't seem fair to me.
05:17The heck? Is that dude really using a microwave?
05:21Forget it. Let's show him the real deal.
05:28What is this?
05:29Yeah, what is it?
05:30It took an insane amount of money and effort to get this butte locked down.
05:34Elegant shape, antique style, built-in temperature control, and a time and progress display.
05:42Just put your ingredients in.
05:44It tunes into feng shui and draws in spiritual force on its own.
05:48That thing's amazing.
05:50The spirit essence of that furnace. It's like it's alive.
05:54Shut up.
05:57That doesn't look half bad. Maybe I should get one someday.
06:02Chief Chen, you okay?
06:03It exploded.
06:06Vigor and enthusiasm are wasted when refining pills.
06:10Maybe I should get a new one.
06:12Refining pills. Maybe try patience next time.
06:19My dad's gonna kill me!
06:22Uh, will the chief be okay?
06:24Oh yeah. I bet he's just running it off.
06:29The process takes seven hours, so we'll come back and check our work later.
06:34Yes, ma'am.
06:43The next day
06:51Been a while since I tasted spirit.
06:54Back in the day, I would grow stronger by eating weaker beings.
06:57Over time, I ate enough to evolve into a demon king.
07:00If I start small, I will eventually rise to my former glory.
07:06I knew you were up to something.
07:08Glad I got here in time.
07:12The next day
07:17Stop.
07:22Stupid human. I jumped from one floor to another, and he jumped all the way to the ground.
07:32How did you get here?
07:34Let's just have a nice chat.
07:36Not like that. Stay where you are.
07:43No!
07:46The chief's run 12 laps. How does he do it?
07:53Excuse me, Father.
07:55For class today, may I please borrow the copper cauldron?
07:58That cauldron has been in our family for generations.
08:02I don't want it damaged.
08:03That furnace's purpose is to refine pills and to bring honor to the Chen family, is it not?
08:12Yes, you know what consequences you face should you not get number one
08:32Wait I can explain
08:35Why do you have
08:37My treasured furnace put it on the ground nice and slow back up
08:50You better have a good explanation for this
08:59In this moment chin-chow had reached his breaking point and was overcome by the mind evil
09:07I
09:30Ended up making a bomb
09:37Explosion
09:55Froggy to swallowed my furnace
09:58Then you chased him from one floor to another and when you caught him you wrestled the furnace out of his mouth and washed it
10:03In the bathroom. Oh, I see
10:06You expect me to buy that well just ask your furnace
10:16This is how you treat my treasure you're a dead man one leg
10:36Oh good, just mind evil and weak toxicity
10:41Grand purification should work. We can't let anybody know about this
10:45Lift his head. I'll grab his legs
10:48Come on, man. I
10:54Made that pen a toxic stuff for external use which
10:58Under normal circumstances would cause a skin rash, but he swallowed it instead if we don't get it out
11:04He's gonna be toast
11:06It's actually not that bad
11:08listen
11:09If by some miracle you can make an antidote for me and keep this whole thing a secret
11:14I well, I won't hold you accountable for taking my furnace. How does that sound to you?
11:20Do whatever you want
11:23Find level three pill refining book one
11:27Got it
11:29Now go get all these ingredients
11:32Dong we 30 grams at Suki rolls 80 grams
11:37Ligustek 90 grams skullcap 90 grams rise almost I Perry 30 grams
11:41Sustantia 90 grams cornice 90 grams on you 30 grams
11:45Oh
12:03No, the teachers coming back in two hours, what are we gonna do?
12:07The antidote takes way too long. So what they show up and seem laying there thinking he's dead
12:12Can't just leave him here. Where are we gonna hide Chen Chao? What when she asked for the pills? What do we give her?
12:32You all right, baby
12:34Why is it glowing all weird? What in the hell did froggy to do to you?
12:40Look over here
12:42Preheating just started. It's already orange. That's faster than usual
12:59That's better the process wait you can do that, of course
13:02My spiritual force is time-related
13:04With enough of this stuff. I can speed up the timeline and even reverse it if I really wanted to
13:11If we give froggy to more spiritual force
13:13He'll produce accelerating rays, which means time speeds up and we'll get the antidote much sooner
13:19Great. Now you two know all about my power. So why don't you just go ahead and untie me?
13:25Wait a minute. What are those creepy looks about?
13:27I
13:39Was thinking about testing one on myself to see if it was effective but now we have a test subject
13:57It looks like it worked we can give it to Chen Chao now
14:04Wang Ling, can you help him up?
14:09He should be awake by the end of the day
14:12Huh? Oh no, everybody's coming back. What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
14:18You
14:24Clean up I'll distract them
14:29Is that bow how why are you here? Yeah
14:34Couldn't remember if I left the heat on just wanted to check. Let's have a look and see
14:42Hold on you shouldn't go in yet. Madam. Madam. Wait
14:48He was really quick
14:53Well, how this is yours, right, wait a minute I don't think it's ready just yet
15:02What's going on how these vitality pills get in there they look perfect no way
15:12That's my boy, he must have put his own vitality pills into my furnace
15:16Huh, did he really make these pills with that microwave? Hmm. Not bad. It's an 85
15:26Looks like Wang Ling is back early, too
15:35What is this we make pills not bombs I get it now
15:42He swapped out the pill that caused Chen Chao's explosion and all at the last minute
15:52In reality
15:54How was wrong when he washed the furnace earlier Wang Ling left the vitality pill inside?
16:00When Guo Hao made his antidote the vitality bill continued its own developmental journey
16:06He didn't actually do anything at all
16:09I'm so the inadequate microwave simply failed to do its job
16:15And as virgin child
16:31You're up when we were taking off we saw you passed out and thought that guy needs some fresh air
16:39Wait, where's my cauldron look behind you? We were able to make some repairs buff it out a bit
16:47You did that for me, duh
17:03Yeah, what's in the
17:05Joe Benda shall see
17:10Who did fake water
17:13Sing sing the knee
17:16You should be
17:18ching-ching
17:19Walla
17:21多少个也
17:23Ni mu young chan chan more who's I cheap?
17:27Oh
18:57King, drove out the mind evil, excels in multiple magical arts. This may be the boy
19:03you're looking for. Hmm, this year's freshmen are curious indeed. Long remain.