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04:00Mesdames et Messieurs, c'est l'anniversaire de Noël.
04:03Notre entreprise, Apex, a vendu plus de 60 millions de chips.
04:0760 millions !
04:10Demain, les gens du monde entier
04:12auront des pâtisseries, des pâtisseries et des petits cadeaux
04:16avec des chips de pinacle à l'intérieur.
04:19Rappelez-vous, à cette fin,
04:21avec l'impact adverse sur nos revenus de fin d'année,
04:24ainsi que vos bonus de Noël,
04:27que je garde ici dans ma main,
04:31Oh, qu'est-ce qu'un petit pinceau !
04:39Dites-moi, mon cher ami Rodimax 2,
04:43est-ce que quelqu'un d'autre sait de ce pinceau ?
04:47Non, pas encore.
04:53Comment ça s'est passé ?
05:01Riez avec moi !
05:10Crud !
05:19Un nouveau poids ! C'est génial !
05:22On a presque eu ton pinceau.
05:24Mais on s'est dit, non, Duncan aime juste l'élever.
05:28Peut-être que tu peux donner ton vieux pinceau à ton frère.
05:31Oui, je suis sûr.
05:33Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire ?
05:39Des oiseaux et des oiseaux, Dexter !
05:41Qu'est-ce qu'on a dit à propos d'aller...
05:43à ton frère ?
05:44Oui, monsieur.
05:46Ok, maintenant, c'est le tour de Dexter !
05:51Monsieur Chubbigan, arrêtez-le !
05:59Wow ! Un pinceau à pinceau !
06:07Oh, c'est génial !
06:09Ça va faire que mon ordinateur soit deux fois aussi rapide !
06:12Ça permettra de faire du multitasking dédié
06:14et à 300 MHz et 16 MB de RAM, je peux...
06:17Dexter, mon amour !
06:18Mon amour, c'est de nouveau ta bêtise, mon amour.
06:20Oh, désolé.
06:22Est-ce que je peux l'installer ?
06:24Ok, mon amour, mais seulement dans ton ordinateur.
06:28Ok.
06:43Internet, here we come !
06:48We're in !
06:52Oh, shoot ! Where's my code book ?
06:59Un utilisateur doit être connecté à l'Internet.
07:02Ensuite, il doit appuyer sur une séquence exacte de clés,
07:06suivi de la défaite.
07:10J'y suis !
07:18Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
07:21Suivi de la défaite.
07:28We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.
07:31Thank you.
07:32And now, back to our program.
07:58Oh, putain !
08:28Hi, I'm Freakazoid. Now these messages.
08:59Le jour de la fin
09:09Trouve-le !
09:11Regardez ce bâton !
09:20C'est le jour de la fin du WB Newsdesk.
09:22Une grande disruption de l'Internet a été confirmée par des sources mondiales.
09:28Oh, putain ! Je le savais !
09:52Kitty, kitty, kitty !
09:58Je pourrais bien aller chercher un snow cone.
10:02Hein ?
10:07Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
10:09Hey, Dexter !
10:11Youhou, là-bas !
10:13Surprise !
10:15Aaaaah !
10:17Now unzip your head.
10:19Unzip your head, you know, like this.
10:23Pretty gross, huh, kids ?
10:25Don't do that !
10:27Don't do what ?
10:30Stop unzipping my head !
10:32No, no, no !
10:33Dexter, open the door, you little dip. I gotta make Tinky.
10:38Well, hi, Sport. You must be Duncan. Good to meet you.
10:42Let's wrestle !
10:48Oh, golly !
10:49You know how long it's been since I've heard the boys' rough house.
10:53Say, Uncle !
10:54Uncle !
10:55Say, Grandma Moses makes munchy meat most Monday mornings.
10:58Grandma Moses makes munch, munch... I can't !
11:03Wait ! Shush, shush, shush !
11:05What is that noise ?
11:07I'll be right back.
11:23Oh...
11:33Arrêtez, s'il vous plaît, ce bruit infernal !
11:36C'est fou !
11:44Où étions-nous ? Ah, oui.
11:47Dites-le !
11:48Aaaaah !
11:49Grandma Moses makes munchy meat...
11:51C'est l'heure de vous parler de l'Association Motion Picture d'Amérique.
11:57Si une famille veut voir un film et qu'il est raté G,
12:00tout le monde peut y aller.
12:02Maman, père, Buffy, Jody, grand-mère, grand-père et même Sgt. Scruffy.
12:08Si c'est PG, il y a peut-être quelque chose d'insuitif
12:11pour les spectateurs jeunes ou sensibles.
12:13Dans ce cas, Buffy doit rester à la maison,
12:16avec sa grand-mère, qui n'a pas voulu aller aux films.
12:20Si le film est raté PG-13, alors...
12:23Jack, nous sommes prêts pour la prochaine scène.
12:25Vous allez devoir attendre.
12:26Non, non, s'il vous plaît.
12:27Laissez-moi terminer.
12:28C'est très, très important.
12:30Plus tard.
12:31Mais...
12:32Plus tard !
12:33Oh, zut.
12:34Et maintenant, la prochaine scène.
12:37Aaaaaaah !
12:39Aaaaah !
12:40Bingo.
12:41Aaaaaaaah !
12:44Look, one hand !
12:47No hands !
12:54A little too rough, kid.
12:56I'm sorry.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:58I'm sorry.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:00I'm sorry.
13:01I'm sorry.
13:02I'm sorry.
13:03I'm sorry.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:05A little too rough, kids.
13:06Huh ?
13:09Youhou !
13:12Are we done ?
13:15Aaaaaaah !
13:19There is a blue guy chasing me !
13:28Well, Merry Christmas, stranger.
13:30Aye, thank you, ma'am.
13:32And you.
13:33Is there a computer user living about this abode ?
13:37Oh, you mean Dexter ?
13:39Aye, that's it.
13:40Dexter.
13:41Is he available ?
13:42And you are ?
13:44Oh, I'm his...
13:47What should I say ?
13:48I can't think !
13:49She'll never buy it !
13:50Crud !
13:51Crud !
13:52I'm his insurance agent.
13:54Well, he's only 17.
13:56Crud !
13:57I blew it !
13:58I blew it !
13:59Oh, no.
14:00I meant I'm his driving instructor.
14:02It's time for his lesson.
14:04On Christmas Day ?
14:05He's a very bad driver.
14:10Dexter !
14:11Your driving instructor is here, hon !
14:18They've been roughhousing.
14:19Dexter !
14:20Get down here this instant !
14:22Maybe I should just go up and see him alone.
14:25I have private driving matters to discuss.
14:30Okay, then.
14:31First door on the left.
14:39Now, if the movie's rated PG-13,
14:41it might have some material in there
14:43that Mommy and Daddy might not like
14:45some of the young kids to see,
14:47so Jody might just have to stay home.
14:50Bye-bye, Jody.
14:51Now, if the movie's rated R,
14:53then it's gonna contain some adult material,
14:56in which case a dad who's got a lazy tummy
14:59will probably want to stay home.
15:01But if the movie's rated NC-17,
15:03that means that kids can't get in,
15:05only adults can get in.
15:07Mom doesn't want to see adult movies.
15:09But Grandpa was in the army,
15:11and he's not bothered very much,
15:13and so he decides to stay
15:15along with Sergeant Scruffy,
15:17who's just a dumb dog anyway.
15:19I hope that explains it.
15:21Now, back to the cartoon.
15:24Hello ?
15:25Hello ?
15:26Hello ?
15:29Hello ?
15:30Hello ?
15:33Hello !
15:34Hello !
15:36Can we move on to a new word now ?
15:38Ah !
15:42I've seen many a strange thing in this world,
15:45including a man who got hit in the belly
15:47with a cannonball.
15:57But I've never seen anything
15:59quite as bizarre as you.
16:01That's pretty odd,
16:02coming from a guy wearing a dress.
16:09Who are you ?
16:10What's happening ?
16:11The name's Roddy.
16:12Roddy McStew.
16:13I'm here to help you.
16:14You've been given amazing powers, lad.
16:17Me ?
16:18Aye, but you're gonna need some help
16:20getting them under control.
16:21Right now, you're highly unstable.
16:27What do you mean, unstable ?
16:31All right, McStew, hold it right there.
16:36Mr. Gutierrez would like to have a word with you.
16:39Let's go.
16:40The kid, too.
16:41Get him, lad !
16:42Huh ?
16:45Don't come any closer, gents,
16:46or this lad'll tear you limb from limb.
16:50Do it, lad.
16:51Do what ?
16:52Change into the freak and clobber him.
16:54Me ?
16:55McStew, let's go.
16:57Fellas, I'm warning you,
16:58take another step forward
16:59and the boy'll turn you into haggis.
17:01He's wild with rage !
17:02Dexter, now's the time, lad.
17:04These men aren't here to take us for a joyride.
17:06Now, do it !
17:07Change !
17:08I can't !
17:09Then we are in deep crud.
17:22You'll never get away with it, Gutierrez !
17:24Get away with what ?
17:25I haven't said anything yet.
17:27You're right, sorry.
17:28I jumped the gun.
17:29My fault.
17:30I plan on eliminating both of you.
17:33You'll never get away with it, Gutierrez !
17:35Of course, I could be persuaded
17:38to change my mind
17:39in exchange for some, uh...
17:41information.
17:43My name's Dexter Douglas.
17:45I live at 564 Finiculi Finicula Avenue.
17:48My social security number is...
17:50Zip !
17:51Not that information.
17:53Well, what then ?
17:55What sequence of keys activates the floor ?
17:59Why ?
18:01Power, my dear good friend,
18:03Rodimax 2, ultimate power !
18:06I shall transform myself
18:08into a superhuman capable of doing anything !
18:11Yes ! Won't that be neato ?
18:15How is the floor activated ?
18:18Eh, I won't tell you.
18:20But you will, won't you ?
18:22I can't ! I don't know !
18:24It was a mistake !
18:25The cat did it by accident !
18:31Well ?
18:33Meow !
18:35What does that mean, meow ?
18:37Bring the animal psychologist in.
18:40Ask the kitty how he activated the floor.
18:43Meow, meow, meow.
18:45Meow, meow.
18:47Meow.
18:49Meow, meow.
18:51He says he's very sad.
18:54Oh, go away.
18:57Perhaps you two are not properly motivated.
19:02Let's see now.
19:05What if I put ooey gooey worms in your ears ?
19:10They wrap around your brain and make you all crazy.
19:15But no, I believe I have something much more persuasive.
19:21Mom ? Dad ? Duncan ?
19:24Dexter ? Is that you ?
19:27How bad a driver are you, hon ?
19:29You're going to get it, Dexter !
19:31Cooperate with me and no harm will come to them.
19:34But, if you don't cooperate,
19:37I'll make you all crazy !
19:40I'll make you all crazy !
19:42I'll make you all crazy !
19:44I'll make you all crazy !
19:46I'll make you all crazy !
19:48You will trust me, right ?
19:50Yes, I trust you.
19:53Okay, good.
19:56Now, you're going to have to come to me,
19:59to ask for my help,
20:02right ?
20:04He's going to be sad.
20:06He's going to be sad.
20:08It'll be the end of you.
20:10He's going to be sad.
20:12He's going to be sad.
20:13It'll be the end of you.
20:16Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
20:18C'est bon, je vais vous le dire, arrêtez de les torturer !
20:34Merci.
20:36Éliminez-les. Et la famille.
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