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00:00Welcome back, viewers.
00:04We have a rickshaw driver and his wife with us in the break.
00:09Let's talk about what they are here for.
00:11Assalamualaikum.
00:12Walaikumassalam.
00:13How are you?
00:14Thank God, you are fine.
00:16Thank God.
00:17You drive a rickshaw?
00:19Oh, you are crying?
00:20Why are you crying?
00:21I am crying because I am helpless.
00:23What happened?
00:24I am going to get married soon.
00:26Oh no!
00:28Don't say that.
00:29She is my wife.
00:30My wife, Farkhanda.
00:31Why are you here?
00:32What happened?
00:33No food, no water, no clothes, no shoes.
00:35Oh no!
00:36Is your work not going well?
00:37It's not like that.
00:38He earns money too.
00:39I am very busy.
00:40Your brother is the president.
00:41Which brother?
00:42Your brother, Sudhi.
00:44Maqsood and Sudhi.
00:45Oh, you are the president?
00:46Yes.
00:47Where are you from?
00:48Lahore?
00:49No.
00:50Gujranwala?
00:51No.
00:52Are you the president of Punjab?
00:53No.
00:54What are you saying?
00:55He can't be the president of the country.
00:56What are you saying?
00:57Then?
00:58How many times have you sat in the rickshaw?
00:59Many times.
01:00Your brother is the president of the rickshaw union.
01:03I have my own rickshaw.
01:04I am the president of my own rickshaw union.
01:05Oh, I see.
01:06I have 40 rickshaws.
01:07Oh, wow.
01:08You must be earning a lot.
01:11I earn very little.
01:12I don't earn much.
01:14Oh no!
01:15The president is helpless.
01:16He is craving for red color.
01:18I told you to bring it.
01:20I told you to bring it.
01:21There is no food.
01:23Look, she is your wife.
01:25She has the right to apply red color make-up.
01:29She has the right.
01:30She has the right.
01:31Now, look, you should buy her red color make-up.
01:34She is looking good.
01:35Stop it!
01:36Listen to what he is saying.
01:38Okay, fine.
01:39I am telling you.
01:40I praise you a lot.
01:42You have a beautiful face.
01:44Look at him.
01:46He is saying that he is not getting the tea.
01:49He is saying that he is not getting the tea.
01:50He is saying that he is not getting the tea.
01:52I will make tea at home.
01:54Yes.
01:54Go to the market and buy it.
01:55I am very busy. What will Sadar do?
01:57Mr. Haroon, she is wearing such a nice dress.
02:00And looking at her, it seems like she eats and drinks well.
02:03You like these things?
02:04Yes.
02:04You like this dress?
02:05Yes.
02:05You like these shoes?
02:06Yes.
02:07You like this bedsheet?
02:07Yes.
02:08Does your husband also drive a rickshaw?
02:11How can he drive a rickshaw?
02:12He can't be Sadar Dilli.
02:13Yes.
02:13He has a name, brother.
02:15What do you mean by your name?
02:16Do you want me to change your name?
02:17You can do whatever you want.
02:18I have refused.
02:19Why did you call me?
02:21You are trapped because of me.
02:22You want my love?
02:23I didn't tell you where I was going.
02:25Okay.
02:26I was sitting in the rickshaw.
02:27Okay.
02:28The rickshaw was open.
02:29Okay.
02:30I was sitting in the rickshaw.
02:32Okay.
02:33He set the mirror like this.
02:37I had a doubt.
02:37There was nothing behind me.
02:39What was behind you?
02:40He had kept all the things in the house.
02:42I have a four-faced proposal behind me.
02:45He set the mirror.
02:47I don't want the mirror.
02:51I set the mirror.
02:53I don't know what was wrong with me.
02:55After some time, he was looking at me like this.
02:57He was looking at me like this.
02:59This is a bad habit.
03:00It's a good habit.
03:00He wasn't looking at me.
03:01Believe me.
03:02He was looking at the mirror.
03:03He was sitting behind me.
03:05I couldn't see the traffic.
03:06I couldn't see who was behind me.
03:09He kept looking at me like this.
03:11I got angry.
03:12Yes, obviously.
03:13He stopped the rickshaw.
03:14He stopped the rickshaw.
03:14I got down and sat next to him.
03:16Why?
03:16I said, look at him.
03:18He will die.
03:20He was sitting next to me.
03:23I asked him to play a song.
03:25I asked him to play a song.
03:28I didn't fall in love with him.
03:30He didn't come to me.
03:32I said, my name is Muksood.
03:34He said, I am Sadra.
03:36Sadra.
03:38Oh, I got it.
03:40I didn't see Sadra when I bought the massage.
03:43But why did you come to our show?
03:45I told you that he is worried.
03:47He said he wants to complain.
03:49I want to tell you that my husband doesn't give me time, money, food or clothes.
03:55He is not fulfilling his responsibilities.
03:57Yes, he talks too much.
03:59Yes.
04:00Yes, he talks too much.
04:02He talks too much.
04:03Do you know what kind of a wife you are?
04:06If you drive a rickshaw, I reach there.
04:10What do you do when you reach there?
04:12When I reached there, I saw the lobby.
04:15Really?
04:16They told me that I have to take a rickshaw.
04:20This is Sardar's Avenue.
04:22I have to take a rickshaw.
04:23Okay.
04:24I can't take a rickshaw.
04:25Yesterday, Pappu, a rickshaw driver,
04:27Yes.
04:28I don't know where he got his rickshaw from.
04:30I took it from my rickshaw and gave it to him.
04:32He is not getting a rickshaw from Lahore.
04:33I didn't find it.
04:34You didn't find it in your rickshaw?
04:35I took it from my rickshaw and gave it to Pappu.
04:36What about your rickshaw?
04:37He doesn't even find me.
04:38I am his servant.
04:43Let me go.
04:44No.
04:45No.
04:46Don't say that.
04:47I won't stay like this.
04:48No.
04:49No.
04:50He loved me so much.
04:51He loved me so much.
04:52He didn't come home for 10 days.
04:53I fed him to the birds of the village.
04:54Oh.
04:55Oh.
04:56If you feed the birds of the village,
04:57I will also feed the birds of your village.
05:00Farkhanda, you are my wife.
05:02You should be proud.
05:03The day I got married,
05:04ask him if I bring the green pot to my father in the morning.
05:07Really?
05:08He will bring it.
05:09I don't know.
05:11There is nothing wrong in this.
05:12The day I got married,
05:14did your sister-in-law have any objection?
05:16No food, no water.
05:18Your mother has been unwell for 10 years.
05:20She is in front of me.
05:21I had a meeting with Mr. Mian.
05:23Mr. Mian Vaishali.
05:24Mr. Vaishali.
05:25Why did you have a meeting?
05:26With Mr. Mariam.
05:27Why?
05:28She said, we will cut the rickshaw from here.
05:29There is a lot of smoke.
05:30It is winter.
05:31She said, who will cut it?
05:32Yes.
05:33I will ask my father.
05:34He said, we will cut it.
05:35I came quietly.
05:36He is worried.
05:37He is worried about the whole market.
05:38Right.
05:39He has brought the kids from school.
05:40Yes.
05:41Where is the money?
05:42Give him the money.
05:43When the kids are in school,
05:44I don't remember my kids.
05:45Then?
05:46I don't have any kids.
05:47Then what do you do?
05:48Sir, you don't remember me.
05:49The rest of the world will remember you.
05:50Oh, God.
05:51Why didn't you have a kid?
05:52She is asking a strange question.
05:53I didn't have a kid.
05:54Listen to me.
05:55What kind of behavior is this?
05:56All of you are calling me a fool in Pakistan.
05:57What is she saying?
05:58She is a fool.
05:59She is a fool.
06:00She is a fool.
06:01She is a fool.
06:02She is a fool.
06:03She is a fool.
06:04She is a fool.
06:05What is she saying?
06:06She is a fool.
06:07She is a fool.
06:08She is a fool.
06:09She is a fool.
06:10Do you know me?
06:11I am the President.
06:12My name is Kuplo.
06:13If you get up, you will keep fighting.
06:14His house will get up too.
06:15If you don't get up,
06:16I will hit you with a gold.
06:17If you can't fulfill your responsibilities why did you get married?
06:18I have loved you once,
06:19I am going to give my love now.
06:20I have given my love.
06:21I didn't give my love to you.
06:22I have come to give my love to you.
06:23I am going to give my love to you.
06:24This is not fair, Sunil.
06:25It's not fair.
06:26What did he say?
06:27I didn't give it to you.
06:28I'll give it to you when I come back.
06:29Wow! He's so honest.
06:31It's okay. It's okay.
06:32Listen, where's my money?
06:34Why?
06:35Where's my money?
06:36I don't care. I'll give him Rs. 1700.
06:38What?
06:40He's so stingy.
06:42Give me your phone number.
06:43I'll give it to you when I come back.
06:45Pay attention to me.
06:46Look at your wife.
06:52I'll go on my honeymoon after this.
06:53Okay.
06:54Who took you till now?
06:55I must have seen him somewhere.
06:57A new rickshaw has come.
06:58It has a ring piston.
06:59Tell me, how much do I have to pay for it?
07:00Why did you get a new rickshaw with a ring piston?
07:02That's a new one.
07:03Listen to me..
07:04He's a new rickshaw.
07:06He knows that he's going on a honeymoon.
07:08A new rickshaw has come.
07:10I said, let's go.
07:11He said, sit in the ice-cream van.
07:12I got stuck in the ice-cream van.
07:13I had to break it.
07:15You had to break it?
07:16No, I broke his legs.
07:19You know what?
07:20This is a marriage.
07:21It's a coincidence of husband and wife.
07:23It's not about money.
07:24We live on money.
07:26We live on money.
07:27How can we live without money?
07:29You're beating me up.
07:30I won't say anything.
07:34Okay, don't be angry.
07:35I feel like beating you up.
07:37No, I'm here.
07:38You should come to me.
07:39I'll make you pay for it.
07:42Tell him that he has a good rickshaw.
07:45If he wants, he can call me.
07:47He drives a good rickshaw.
07:48I can't say that.
07:50Tell him.
07:51Tell him, thank you.
07:53Tell him.
07:54Sudhi's rickshaw is very good.
07:56His number is also written on the back.
07:57He drives a good rickshaw.
07:59He'll make less money.
08:00He's talking nonsense.
08:01Happy is my rickshaw.
08:07Ladies and gentlemen, this is a small break.
08:09Don't go anywhere.
08:10We'll meet after the break.
08:11This was a very big hint.
08:12What do you stop when you wake up in the morning?
08:14Five, four, three, two, one.
08:16Sir, stop sleeping.
08:18Take it.
08:19Stop sleeping.
08:21You're beating me up.
08:22Stop sleeping.

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