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00:00Je n'ai pas l'air d'être un vrai bon homme de ronde.
00:10Bon, on va commencer avec les photos de l'endroit où a l'existence de la guerre civile.
00:14Tiens, acteurs, essayons de nous rendre vivants.
00:17Vous, soldats nordiens, vous devinerez ce que je veux dire.
00:24Great balls of fire! Cotton-picking Yankee soldiers!
00:32Oh, Barry, me beneath!
00:35Dagnabbit, tippity-dog! You told me the Civil War was over, boy!
00:40Take it away, old-timer! The Civil War is over!
00:45Hogwash! You come with me there, boy!
00:49Now, keep your head down. There may be snipers around.
00:55Why, there's no...
01:06I was getting tired of the rocking chair anyhow, boy.
01:10Just a minute, old-timer!
01:12Maybe those old northern boys just don't know the Civil War is over.
01:17We'll shoot them now and ask them later.
01:19Dagnabbit! I said wait a minute!
01:23Oh, fiddle-faddle, tippity-dog! Can't I pick off just one of them?
01:27No! We're gonna give them a chance to surrender!
01:33All right, men. In this scene, you're repulsing a Confederate charge.
01:38Give me plenty of rifle shots and lots of noise.
01:42Roll sound, roll camera.
01:45Hold your fire, fellas! The Civil War is over!
01:55You okay, tippity-dog?
01:57I hope so.
02:02It's a good thing those cotton-picking Yankees can't shoot straight.
02:06Now, we'll do it my way, boy!
02:10I've heard of realism in pictures, JB, but this is ridiculous.
02:15Check your guns, men! Someone is using live ammo!
02:20I'll take care of the rest of those varmints as soon as I reload!
02:26Now, in this scene, you're taking the captured Confederate to the stockade.
02:30Roll sound, roll camera. Action!
02:34Great balls of fire! Look, coming down the trail!
02:38They've got one of our generals!
02:40Just a minute! The noise of the shots will bring the whole regiment down on us!
02:45Good thinking, tippity-dog!
02:48Here we are, boy! Let's go!
02:57You're back in good hands now, General, sir!
03:01You're back in good hands now, General, sir!
03:05Well, they never told me this was in the script.
03:08We were waiting for the orders, General, sir!
03:12He's heading back to the Yankee camp!
03:16Come back here, you cotton-picking traitor!
03:19You're a disgrace to the South, sir!
03:24There's an old rebel and a Southern deputy back there that think this is the real Civil War, JB!
03:29I know, I know! We've got it all on film!
03:32Oh, what an angle! I'm writing them into the script right now!
03:36Are you sure you have all your marbles, JB?
03:39Of course! I'm shooting every move they make!
03:43Oh, good luck to you! They're not firing marshmallows at us, you know!
03:48Why, they couldn't hit the side of a barn!
03:51Now, back in formation, men, and make it look really good!
03:54If anybody gets killed, I'll double his salary!
04:00Behind that log! See him, boy?
04:04Yahoo!
04:07Yahoo!
04:09Come on, men! Start shooting! Give me some action! Action!
04:16Oh, boy! They got too much firepower for us, old timer!
04:20Keep a-puttin' at him, deputy!
04:22I shall return, boy!
04:25Yahoo!
04:28Well, now, I didn't sell all my loot to the museum!
04:31Keep it going, men!
04:38Yahoo! Charge! Yahoo!
04:44Yahoo!
04:46Yahoo! We've got him on the run!
04:49Come back here and fight, you cotton-pickin' cowards!
04:54Movies, schmovies! I'm going back to New York and get a safe job on television!
04:59Let him go, deputy dog!
05:01I want to get my hands on that turncoat Southern General!
05:05Duck boy, they've got some kind of a newfangled gun there!
05:10Oh, what pictures! What footage!
05:13This'll make motion picture history!
05:17Hold your fire! This is film! Priceless film!
05:20Oh, no!
05:23I'm getting out of here!
05:25Let's blast them there, boy! They're trying to get away!
05:37But, sirs, I'm no general! I'm just a Hollywood actor!
05:42Don't believe the cotton-pickin' traitor! Give him 20 years in bread and water!
05:47Absolutely nobody outsmarts old deputy dog!
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