I Tried Japan's _Nut and Butt_ Massage #massage #japanese #milf #ass #wow #dailymotion
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00:00This is me getting a Japanese massage
00:02If you want, have **** me
00:05And you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
00:08Special wasabi?
00:09Special service?
00:10Well it all started a few days ago when I found this place that offers special Japanese massages
00:16But before things get way too crazy
00:18I'll be meeting a lady friend of mine to see what the rest of Tokyo has to offer
00:22Konnichiwa
00:23Konnichiwa
00:24How are you?
00:26I'm good
00:27You're good?
00:28Wow you look nice today
00:30You look very good
00:35I like I like your choker
00:37Yeah?
00:37Yeah I like your choker
00:38Really?
00:38It's going to come in useful for what we do next
00:42With my discombobulating hello out of the way
00:44We headed to our first location to try Japan's infamous Choken Matcha ice cream
00:49Have you ever tried matcha ice cream before?
00:52First time
00:53Your first time?
00:55All right so there's going to be a surprise in store for her
00:58So there's a lot of different ice creams that they do over here
01:00There's ones with nuts
01:01There's I guess just soft serve ones
01:04But the crazy one that we are going for is the one that will make her choke
01:09Look at that
01:18This one is for you
01:22It's the same size as you huh?
01:25Big size
01:26And now there was no going back
01:28It was time to choke on the ice cream
01:30Are you ready?
01:32No spoon yeah?
01:34No spoon no no no
01:35You have to do it properly
01:44You okay?
01:54So it is my turn
01:55Let's see how I'm gonna do this
02:06Oh man
02:15She's a trooper man look at that
02:16She's going in for a second
02:19You look like you was kissing the Hulk
02:23It is literally the finest of powders
02:25And it literally just hits you at the back of your throat
02:34This is a choking hazard
02:37The ice cream is actually a really good though
02:39It's just a mess look at this
02:47It's coming out of my nose
02:48Oh my god look at this
02:49It's literally all over my clothes
02:51All over my hand
02:53And all over my face
02:54And hers as well
02:56I look like I s*** the Hulk
03:01Did you like it?
03:02Yes
03:05Very good
03:06It's all over your lips
03:08And if you were wondering why we would do this to ourselves
03:11And eat this choking ice cream
03:13This is actually why
03:14It is actually our cheat day right?
03:16No gym just cheat day
03:18And this girl is actually jacked
03:20Do you want to show them your biceps?
03:22Look at that
03:23Bro she is more jacked than I am
03:27And abs?
03:30Wow very good
03:35And with that it was time for our next adventure
03:37To try Japan's unique shafu service
03:40Where a human pulls you on a rickshaw
03:42To experience Tokyo in a very romantic way
03:44What's your name brother?
03:45My name is Buchi
03:47This is going to be my new girlfriend
03:49Can you take us on a romantic tour?
03:53By the end of it she needs to fall in love with me okay?
03:55Okay like a more poetic
03:57Yeah yeah yeah exactly
03:59Work your magic
04:00So today the sunshine is too hot
04:03Like the sun is too hot
04:04So I'll close the roof
04:06You close the roof?
04:06Yeah a little bit of the room
04:09Okay
04:13Wow look at this
04:13So this is the rickshaw
04:15As you can see it is made out of steel I guess
04:18Nice suede chairs as well
04:20Okay the rickshaw is coming
04:22Oh s**t
04:23Oh cool
04:25Wow
04:27It is romantic right?
04:28Oh wow very romantic
04:30Okay I'll pull up
04:33Okay
04:36Oh wow
04:37You're strong
04:39Very strong
04:39Look at this
04:42Wow very cool huh?
04:45I guess they haven't discovered horses here in Japan for some reason
04:48As my new friend Buchi toured us around Tokyo's Asakusa neighborhood
04:52It became very apparent to me that he was the greatest wingman of all time
04:57I mean check this out
04:58This is the fortune for love
05:01This is for love?
05:01Yes like Cupid right?
05:03Oh okay
05:10She didn't believe that you say like you don't have a girlfriend
05:14I don't
05:14Yeah
05:14No no no girlfriend
05:16No no I was lying
05:18Now I have girlfriend
05:27You are saying like that and all over the world
05:29No I promise
05:31I promise I don't have a girlfriend
05:32I promise
05:33But now now I have one
05:38Are you interested?
05:40Anything?
05:41Yes
05:41Yeah
05:42Yeah okay that's it
05:44Let's do it
05:45Are you there?
05:47This guy's the best wingman he's very good
05:50I got it
05:52And Buchi didn't actually stop there
05:54He really wanted us to feel special
05:56He even took some time out of his day to make sure that we take some very memorable photos
06:01Some sort of interesting Japanese posing over here
06:05Oh shit she is jacked
06:09Okay let's be honest those photos they were weird
06:12But still he really tried his best
06:15God bless his cotton socks
06:21Buchi was freaking awesome
06:22And so I really had to make sure I rewarded him for making our day extra special
06:27Why are you tensing so much?
06:29All of a sudden he just took out the pose like
06:33I love this
06:35Don't worry it's a good angle it's a good angle
06:37All right so this is the total it is 5000 yen for 20 minutes and the best wingman ever
06:43Arigatou gozaimasu
06:44Arigatou gozaimasu
06:46Thank you brother
06:50And the extra is for you
06:53Extra is for you
06:54Keep
06:55Oh no no no
06:56No no it's for you it's because you are the best wingman ever
06:58Okay thank you so much thank you
07:00Arigatou gozaimasu
07:01Arigatou gozaimasu
07:02Thank you so much
07:03Okay I'll drink the beer no protein
07:08Thank you brother
07:08Arigatou gozaimasu
07:09Arigatou gozaimasu
07:10And now I'm gonna go ahead and look up some more food spots
07:13And luckily I can do just that with my unlimited data plan with HoloFly
07:18What is HoloFly?
07:19I'm glad you asked
07:20So HoloFly is basically an eSIM card that you can use for your iPhone and Android
07:25And they give you unlimited data for over 190 destinations
07:34As we explored Asakusa
07:36I continued to use HoloFly to find some famous Japanese spots with Google Maps
07:40One of the best things about this eSIM card is that it's also unlimited
07:43So I didn't need to worry about running out of data anytime during my trip
07:48So you are now my Japanese girlfriend yeah?
07:50Yes
07:51Okay
07:51Another cool feature about HoloFly is that they also allow you to share 500 megabytes per day with
07:56your friend and if you get stuck for any reason they offer 24-7 support in more than 11 languages
08:02So if you're traveling anytime soon go ahead and check out HoloFly
08:05using the link in the description to get yourself 5% off your order
08:09And with that we found a place to eat Japan's famous tsukumono which are giant cucumbers
08:14Are you ready to eat some cucumbers?
08:16Yes
08:19So we suck it out first and now we're gonna eat this cucumber
08:32That is the accent of my Japanese it's five words
08:40Can you hold my cucumber?
08:43Okay
08:45600 okay
08:47So 600 it's about three bucks so about 1.50 each
08:51Cheers
08:52We are sword fight
08:59Um
09:01As my time with my new lady friend was drawn to a close
09:04I decided to give her a parting gift to remember our time together
09:08Ah look at this
09:12Which one which one do you think is nice?
09:16This one?
09:17This is your favorite one?
09:19This one?
09:24All right let's get this one
09:28I uh I have a gift for you
09:31It's for you this is your gift
09:32Yeah this is for you
09:33Thank you
09:36So sweet
09:37I then left my friend to go to a massage place that I found
09:40But honestly I was very sketched out
09:42This place looked like a residential building and I was nervous to go in there
09:46I mean I definitely wasn't planning on getting my cherry today
09:54Hello
09:57How are you?
09:59I'm good I'm good
10:00Uh is this massage?
10:02Yes yes
10:02Massage place?
10:03Yes
10:03Here?
10:04Yeah
10:05Okay okay uh how much is for uh full body massage?
10:10Oh all?
10:12Yeah everything full body
10:13Oh one hour
10:15Ten thousand yen
10:17Ten thousand yen for one hour?
10:19Okay
10:21Two twenty thousand yen
10:23Twenty thousand okay let's do it
10:25Okay okay
10:26Okay come on
10:29Oh this looks like someone's house
10:32I think it was someone's house
10:36Oh wow here?
10:37Yes yes
10:38Is this your house?
10:39Oh no
10:40No?
10:43Salon?
10:45Okay okay
10:46Oh it looks nice
10:48Okay okay
10:49Uh here?
10:50Yes yes yes
10:57Everything?
10:58Not everything
10:59Not everything
11:00Sock I'll keep the socks on
11:02Okay okay
11:04All right so
11:06Oh okay
11:07I didn't realize I was gonna get naked that quick
11:10Nice body
11:11Nice body?
11:12Good muscle
11:13Ah arigato gozaimasu
11:15How many years you massage?
11:18Oh 10 years
11:1910 years?
11:20Yeah
11:20Wow long time
11:21Yeah yeah
11:22You are professional
11:23Yes
11:25I can feel it in your soft hands
11:27And not even five minutes into the massage
11:29I got this crazy freaking offer
11:31You want happy?
11:32What?
11:34Oh
11:38Special service?
11:39Special service?
11:40Special service
11:42You are happy?
11:48You know?
11:49Wow okay
11:50Is that kind of massage huh?
11:51Yeah only you
11:53Only me yeah?
11:53Only you
11:55I'm the only special customer
11:56Yes yes
11:58You're good guy
12:00Yeah
12:00Good looking guy
12:01And your nice body
12:04Oh yeah
12:04Yes and hug big
12:08Special massage only you
12:10Oh no no stop it stop it
12:11No keep going keep going
12:16Oh bro
12:17You want?
12:17You want?
12:19Oh man
12:20I'll no I'll I'll I can't I can't
12:23Tell you what I'll give you massage after
12:26Huh?
12:26I'll give you massage
12:27Oh
12:28Yeah
12:29Yeah yeah
12:29Yeah I'll give I'll give you a special discount
12:33Oh yeah
12:35Discount because uh you are beautiful girl
12:38Oh thank you
12:39Beautiful girl discount
12:41Oh thank you good good guy
12:43Yeah special massage
12:44I'll give you one percent discount
12:48It's good yeah?
12:49Yes
12:52I go gym
12:53You go gym?
12:54Yes yes
12:55Hip hip
12:56You do hip?
12:57Yes
12:57Oh really?
13:00I can see that
13:02Hips every day?
13:03Yeah hips every day
13:06Good fit hip
13:15Amazing
13:16Amazing
13:16Amazing amazing
13:22Sunburn
13:23Sunburn
13:23Yeah
13:24I tan very easy
13:27Like I look at the weather news and I get a tan
13:29That's how easy it is
13:33That's gonna be hard to translate
13:35At this point I kept thinking about that offer
13:38I mean my mind was definitely telling me no
13:41But my body my body was telling me yeah
13:47I like you uh feel so good
13:52Yeah
13:52You like to make people feel good?
13:54Yeah yeah yeah
13:55Me or everyone?
13:57Uh you
13:58Just only you
14:00Only you
14:10What does it mean?
14:11Good guy
14:12Good guy
14:12Good looking guy
14:14Oh really?
14:14Yeah
14:15Okay
14:23Phenomenal
14:24What?
14:25Male hormone?
14:28Phenomenal phenomenal
14:29Phenomenal
14:29Phenomenal
14:30Oh the head
14:32Carpet
14:35Be careful I have a big hip and big chest
14:44Be careful
14:45I'll be careful okay
14:49Okay
14:50Okay
14:50At this point two things were clear, one is that I really needed to remain faithful to
14:56my new lady friend and two, I needed to get the blood back into my brain and so I had
15:02to offer my special massage services.
15:05Where do you want massage, arm, foot, leg, hip, back?
15:12You want full massage?
15:17Yeah.
15:18Special massage.
15:19Okay, I will see what I can do, only for you, you are my first customer, today's first customer.
15:35You go down, not down, I mean on the table, I'll give you massage, please lay down.
15:44Shoes off, shoes off, come on.
15:51Oh, good.
15:57It's good?
15:58Good.
15:59Professional.
16:00Professional.
16:0134 years of service.
16:06Good.
16:07Yeah?
16:08Good sense.
16:09Good sense?
16:10Yes.
16:11Yeah, I've got a good, yeah I've got a good sense for these things.
16:16All right, let's give her, oh you oiled up.
16:22I actually suck at massages, she's been very judicious with her review.
16:31Okay, finish.
16:34Finish?
16:36Yeah.
16:38You want any special service?
16:40Yeah, special, happy ending.
16:44I give you happy ending?
16:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:46What?
16:47Happy ending.
16:48I hope this is not like in Thailand.
16:50Okay.
16:51Happy ending.
16:55I will make sure I give you a good Google review.
16:58Good review?
16:59Review, good review.
17:01Five star.
17:05Get five star.
17:06Yeah, five star.
17:07Okay.
17:11Okay, you get on my back.
17:14Strong?
17:15Hold on.
17:16Okay.
17:17Okay.
17:18Oh, you're light.
17:21Look, I can do squats with you, look.
17:26Oh, sugoi.
17:27Sugoi.
17:28Look.
17:33You're going to break the bed.
17:35Happy?
17:36Happy.
17:37Happy?
17:38Happy.
17:39I make you happy.
17:41Yeah, I'm very happy, yeah.
17:45That is one happy ending.
17:47Happy ending?
17:48Yeah, that is happy ending already.
17:50Happy ending?
17:51No, no, that's not what I mean, that's not what I mean.
17:53No?
17:54I meant at the end of the massage, I feel happy.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Okay.
17:59Okay.
18:03All right, I need to get out of here because things get crazy.
18:08Okay.
18:09Arigato gozaimasu.
18:10Arigato gozaimasu.
18:13Okay.
18:17Get off me, bro.
18:18Arigato gozaimasu.
18:19Okay, arigato.
18:24Okay.
18:26As it was the end of my one hour massage, it was time for me to give her a big tip.
18:30Arigato gozaimasu.
18:31Arigato gozaimasu.
18:32Arigato.
18:34All right.
18:35Bye.
18:36Put my shoes on.
18:37Get the heck out of here before the devil speaks to me.
18:42Bye.
18:43Okay.
18:44Bye bye.
18:45Bye bye.
18:46What a crazy place, man.
18:47It's a...
18:48Yeah, what a crazy place.
18:49It's like...
18:50I think it's someone's house.
18:51I honestly don't understand how this place works.
18:53And don't worry.
19:05Nothing crazy happened.
19:07Yeah.
19:08And if you thought this video was crazy, I promise you this one's even more crazy.
19:14So go ahead and check it out.