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01:03Kelly, Pat, hello to Lorinda.
01:06What's up, Tommy?
01:07Hey, Tom.
01:08We'll start with Shannon Sharp having sex, accidentally went live on Instagram.
01:12Accidentally.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Apparently, yesterday, went live, accidentally Instagram live.
01:17You can hear some moaning.
01:19He's claiming that he was hacked, but then he also said on the night cap show with Ocho
01:23and Panko, he's like, nobody was harmed in making this audio.
01:26She might have had to put a little ice pack down there, but she could otherwise.
01:29My company's offering them 100k.
01:30He is so fucking horny.
01:31Yeah.
01:32The stuff with him and Ocho and Dion was on one, he was talking about doing a girlfriend
01:37behind, and I won't get into too many details.
01:40The best.
01:41The best.
01:42Okay.
01:43Well, it was, his level of horniness is next level, and I think he did this on purpose,
01:48which I don't mind at all.
01:51That was going to be my next question to you guys.
01:53How accidental can an Instagram live be unless you either have your phone in your hand, like
01:59if your phone's on the table across the room, you're not going to accidentally go live on
02:02Instagram.
02:03It's got to be in the bed with you.
02:06Your skin's got to open your phone.
02:08It's got to open Instagram.
02:09It's got to go switch to live.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Because it's like closed on.
02:14It's a weird way to phrase it.
02:15He opens it with his dick.
02:16That's right.
02:17Because you can't, if your arm rubs up against your cell phone, yeah, it could maybe turn
02:20on.
02:21But like if your clothes do, it doesn't.
02:23You know what I mean?
02:24Yeah.
02:25I'm just confused of his excuse of saying he was hacked, but also saying it was him.
02:28I feel like if he's saying he's hacked, he should just be like, that was somebody else.
02:32So someone got into your phone and turned it on live remotely somehow?
02:35Yeah, like if somebody hacked into his phone, why wouldn't it?
02:38Right.
02:39That doesn't make sense.
02:40Also, Apple, no, the United States government can barely hack into a fucking iPhone.
02:46One guy is going to be able to hack into an iPhone, have it here, flip on the IG Live,
02:52turn it on just to get Shannon Sharpe.
02:54Unless they're saying that like they had, somehow this guy had the sex tape and chose
02:58to display it by hacking into Shannon.
03:01That's just a lot of hacking.
03:02Like if it was a previous, no, no, no, because you can't do that.
03:04You can't.
03:05Can you pre-record?
03:06Well, maybe you could go live on Instagram and like play it off the monitor.
03:09No, no, no.
03:10It was not like that.
03:11It was not played off a monitor, as far as I can tell.
03:12I would watch a Shannon Sharpe.
03:14I bet Shannon Sharpe's dick.
03:15Yeah, this doesn't make any sense.
03:16There's a lot of moaning.
03:17There's not, it's not, it's, I don't think there's any actual sex being had.
03:21Like there is sex being had, but you can't see it.
03:22It's just moaning.
03:23I bet his dick is common.
03:24Oh my God.
03:25Regardless, though.
03:26It's probably.
03:27It's got to be absolutely.
03:28It's a baby.
03:29It's two baby.
03:30It might be a baby's leg.
03:31Oh, confirmed he was not hacked.
03:33No.
03:34Oh, okay.
03:35It's this.
03:36Right, so he just is dicking around.
03:37But the thing, I do like, every time that this happens to some kind of celebrity, somebody,
03:41whether they do it on purpose or not, the first people on the phone are the porn people
03:44who are like, we'll pay you X amount of money for you to do this on our porn site.
03:47Like I appreciate that.
03:48Yeah.
03:49That's just good old fashioned hustle.
03:50But it's insulting.
03:51I love that.
03:52They offered him $100,000.
03:53Yeah, that's enough.
03:54$100,000 is what you're offering Shannon Sharpe?
03:56He's got to go.
03:57He's got to go.
03:58All the money he made in the league and off the $100,000.
03:59That massive fucking cock of his.
04:02Would you watch a Shannon Sharpe movie?
04:03Do you guys know that he has a big cock?
04:04I mean, look.
04:05Look, Kelly.
04:06Kelly.
04:07I mean, obviously.
04:08He's not, he doesn't have a, it's not small.
04:09I'll tell you that.
04:10You're sounding as if you know personally.
04:11I mean, I've looked at the man for more than two seconds and I say, oh, that guy has one
04:14of the biggest cocks in the history of the world.
04:17That girl lost her voice, you know?
04:18It's his personality.
04:19He might have one of the big top thousand cocks in the history of the world.
04:24He makes it insulting.
04:25I don't know a whole lot about it.
04:26It's his personality.
04:27It's his physique.
04:28Got it.
04:29Got it.
04:30It's the other factor.
04:31I don't want to speculate too much.
04:32Now I'm just thinking about what hit.
04:34Well, is it out there?
04:35Sounds like he's a piece of, what's exhibitionist.
04:38We all know what it looked like.
04:40Everyone watching this is picturing what Shannon Sharpe's dick looks like right now.
04:43Oh, I am picturing a enormous fucking dick.
04:47One of the biggest dicks you could even, it's all the, it's all the exact same color.
04:50Right.
04:51And it doesn't fit in my mind, like the image of the dick actually is like, it doesn't fit
04:56in my mind.
04:57Like it's like, it's like too zoomed in.
05:00Like I have to like zoom out my mind cause it's that big.
05:04It's a great proportion.
05:05I'm sure it's very, very intimidating.
05:06Shout out to Michelle in the video.
05:08She seemed to be taking it very well.
05:10She was moaning her fucking puss off.
05:11That's what I was thinking.
05:12Okay.
05:13All right.
05:14Now it's now Tommy's too horny.
05:15Like Tommy's talking about Shannon Sharpe's dick for too long that he has a boner and
05:18now it's like.
05:19She was fucking moaning.
05:20We'll cut over to Tommy and he'll have a pillow on his lap.
05:21Yeah, literally.
05:22He said it.
05:23He said she needs a, might have to put a little ice pack down.
05:24No, yeah.
05:25If you listen to it, she, like I said, she lost her voice.
05:27She's, she's, you know, coming so hard.
05:29You're from getting throat fucked by Shannon Sharpe's dick.
05:32Massive dick.
05:33VMAs, we'll throw it over to the woman.
05:36Oh yeah.
05:37You didn't watch?
05:38Nobody else watched?
05:39I watched.
05:40I watched.
05:41I like Katy Perry now.
05:42I didn't like her before.
05:43VMAs last night were actually not bad.
05:44I, they're, they're trying a new format where, uh, they pretty much give all the awards to
05:47people like off camera.
05:49I think only five or six people actually accepted awards on stage and the rest of it was just
05:53a concert.
05:54They had Chappelle Roane, Sabrina Carpenter, Shawn Mendes, Katy Perry got the Vanguard
05:57award.
05:58She had a big medley.
05:59Orlando Bloom handed her the award.
06:00That was sweet.
06:01Um.
06:02Famous dick pic on Orlando Bloom on the surfboard.
06:04Right.
06:05Oh yeah.
06:06I forgot about that.
06:07Oh yeah.
06:08Chappelle Roane's winning the best new artist.
06:10Sabrina Carpenter had this like big three song medley.
06:13All the, a thing that nobody's talking about is that Sabrina Carpenter, Shawn Mendes and
06:17Camila Cabello all performed and they all perform songs that are about each other.
06:21They're in like a weird love triangle right now and it's pretty funny.
06:23And then of course, uh, Taylor Swift swept, swept everything, seven awards and thanked
06:28Travis Kelsey in her, uh, her final speech.
06:32Well that's lovely.
06:33It was.
06:34The VMAs are, you forget that it's one of like, it was one of the premier award shows.
06:40I would put the VMAs over the Grammys.
06:44For sure.
06:45It's more fun.
06:46Yeah.
06:47And the nice thing about it too is people actually still like show up and show out.
06:50Joey was there, right?
06:51Joey was there last night.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Joey and Snooki were there.
06:54Joey was there.
06:55He made a tweet.
06:56He was like MTV so back and it was one of, uh, one of the, a Getty image of Joey.
07:00I like how there was no time between performances.
07:02It was like, okay, performance, next person, next person.
07:05No one said no.
07:06I was going to go Wednesday night though.
07:07I feel like it used to be like a Sunday night in August.
07:10It was supposed to be, it was originally supposed to be Sunday.
07:13Yeah, the football, they couldn't.
07:14But it would be before, it would always be like late August, Sunday night.
07:16Oh.
07:17It was changed because of the, the debate.
07:19I would love for.
07:20It was supposed to be a different day and they changed it till the day after the debate.
07:22It was supposed to be the same day as the debate.
07:24They couldn't, they couldn't do Sunday.
07:25But still, even a Tuesday feels weird.
07:26No, I feel like in, yeah, you're not wrong about it being on like Sundays traditionally,
07:30but I think that something, it was at UBS arena, maybe.
07:33Megan Thee Stallion paid homage to Ms. Britney Spears.
07:37A lot of homage, a lot of homage to Britney Spears.
07:40Did you notice Sabrina Carpenter's performance also had a little Britney nod to it.
07:44A lot of people on the carpet wearing Britney inspired looks and it was the 40th anniversary
07:49of MTV.
07:50Oh, how about, do you see Carson Daly come out and make a, make a joke, a say hi to your
07:54mom joke from.
07:55Wow.
07:56He came out on stage, obviously the original host of TRL and he was like, you guys might
07:59not know me, but like I go way back with MTV, whatever.
08:02But every day after school I spend time with your mom.
08:04So tell her I said hi for me.
08:05I thought it was like funny and also like a little creepy at the same time.
08:10Yeah.
08:11A little bit more funny.
08:12I'm, I'm in on Sabrina Carpenter.
08:13I just want that out there.
08:14I don't know who that is.
08:15She's the best.
08:16Oh, she's the best.
08:17You know, you have to.
08:18You know her.
08:19I watched a three minute Tik Tok of her being quirky and I liked it.
08:23I think that's literally what it's called.
08:25Three minutes.
08:26Let me find exactly.
08:27Three minutes of Sabrina Carpenter.
08:29She's very, I think she's like very much your type.
08:31She is.
08:32Three minutes of Sabrina Carpenter talking nonsense.
08:35And uh.
08:36Yeah.
08:37She's talking so much nonsense.
08:38If I was like a big male celebrity, I would date her.
08:40Her thing is to talk nonsense.
08:41I would date her if I was like a big male celebrity.
08:43Well, she's dating Barry.
08:44You know what I was trying to think about?
08:45Barry Keoghan.
08:46That's her boyfriend.
08:47Yeah, but I heard they were not that serious.
08:48Well, yeah, they're not that serious.
08:49He is, speaking of dicks, his dick is out on that show.
08:51In Salford.
08:52Yeah, he's got a great dick as well.
08:53Um.
08:54Who do you think the top like.
08:55He's also in a music video.
08:56Who do you think the top hot girl bachelorettes are right now?
09:01Sydney Sweeney.
09:02Sydney Sweeney.
09:03She's engaged.
09:04No, she's engaged to be married.
09:05Um.
09:06Like Margot Robbie.
09:07Daisy Edgar-Jones.
09:08Engaged and pregnant.
09:09I don't know who that is.
09:10Daisy Edgar-Jones after Twisters.
09:11Okay, I don't know who that is.
09:12She's opposite Glenn Powell.
09:13Did you see Twisters?
09:14Yeah.
09:15It's like.
09:16Where is Sabrina Carpenter?
09:17I feel like they're all snatched up.
09:18Taylor Swift is obviously.
09:19Yeah, they are all pretty snatched up.
09:20Where did all these young hot female celebrities, single celebrities go?
09:24Is Tyla single?
09:25She's gorgeous.
09:27Like absolutely gorgeous.
09:28Are the Jenner sisters taken right now?
09:29Yeah, they're all taken.
09:30Actually, no.
09:31Kendall, I think, is single.
09:32Kendall's single.
09:33She's on and off with Bad Bunny.
09:34She's always.
09:35Devin Booker.
09:36She's on and off with.
09:37She goes between Devin Booker and Bad Bunny.
09:38Oh, Emily Radzikowski?
09:39Yeah, but she's so.
09:40Boring.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Sydney Sweeney.
09:43It's just like it really.
09:44It lessens my motivation to get like rich and famous.
09:45Wow.
09:46Because like where.
09:47Well, yeah.
09:48They all got married and pregnant pretty quick.
09:49Right.
09:50Like this year.
09:51We need like the next Kate Upton or something to pop up.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Sydney Sweeney.
09:55Sydney Sweeney.
09:56Sydney Sweeney needs.
09:57Does Tate McRae have a boyfriend?
09:58Quite frankly.
09:59Yeah.
10:00She's dating Kid Laroi.
10:01Oh, yeah.
10:02Duh.
10:03Oh, and he's so cute too.
10:04I think with these like 90% of people.
10:05Selena Gomez.
10:06Benny Blanco.
10:07You just named.
10:08I couldn't pick out of a lineup.
10:09I know the names, but I think like my visual identification skills of celebrities stopped
10:12in like 2009.
10:13Damn.
10:14You're.
10:15That's a very long time ago.
10:16That's a tough.
10:17Very long time ago.
10:18You don't know.
10:19Very, yeah.
10:20Very, very long time ago.
10:21You don't know anybody now, I guess.
10:22No, but I do know.
10:23Yeah, that's honestly a great question.
10:24I can't think of any like young, hot things.
10:26But enough about, enough about young, hot.
10:28They're single, right?
10:29Yeah.
10:30It's tough.
10:31It's a tough world.
10:32Look up Tyla.
10:33Tyla might be.
10:34For fucking guys like us.
10:35Yeah.
10:36There's all our young, hot, single celebrities.
10:37Right, right, right.
10:38I'm going to start going after women again.
10:39All over you.
10:40Yeah?
10:41Lord, yeah.
10:42Yeah.
10:43That makes sense.
10:44Oh, really quick.
10:45The level of horniness in this office when Livvy Dunn came in.
10:48No, I'm embarrassed.
10:49Was.
10:50I honestly can't even.
10:51It was literally like a.
10:52It was like a.
10:54A crat bro like.
10:55Like high-fiving each other after she left.
10:59I hated it.
11:00Meek Phil, I've never seen so much energy out of him in my life.
11:01It was out of fucking control.
11:03It's like if you can't handle yourself around a hot girl, you've got to figure yourself
11:06out.
11:07It was like someone gave Meek Phil catnip, no offense to Meek Phil.
11:08And she was so nice.
11:09Yeah, I wasn't here.
11:10I was playing hard to get.
11:11Yeah, you're exempt.
11:12You would have probably been the same, but no, you would have been cooler.
11:15You would have been.
11:16It was.
11:17Me and Livvy have met.
11:18Me and LD have met before.
11:19A lot.
11:20Of course.
11:21No, that's no shade to anyone here, but.
11:22No, no.
11:23Everyone needs to, they need to get used to,
11:25more used to hot girls.
11:26The only person who was normal about it, Jack Mack.
11:28Yeah, Jack Mack.
11:29She's who she listed as her favorite TikToker.
11:32The only person she would talk to, yeah.
11:35She had like secret service with her too.
11:37She had like a whole team of people.
11:39She should honestly have.
11:40She's got to though.
11:40Yeah, she should.
11:41People are, I mean, you saw people literally
11:43wiping the drool off their fucking mouths
11:45when she walked in.
11:46It was literally once.
11:47You see Dante?
11:48I'm about to start a little beef with Dante right now.
11:51Dante is at criminal levels of horny online
11:55and it needs to stop.
11:56I don't see it.
11:57Oh, you got to look at his replies.
11:58I'm not going to call it any specifically.
12:00Twitter's a fucking crash.
12:01But he is out of control.
12:02And I say it because Livvy Dunn,
12:04he replied to Jack Mack's video being like,
12:06what the fuck, bro?
12:06No invite?
12:07It's like Dante, chill, chill.
12:09No invite?
12:10Yes, and then he says to me,
12:11the other day he says,
12:12Taylor Swift, ah, Travis really thickened her up.
12:15On a tweet.
12:16I knew he had said that elsewhere
12:17and then he said it in a tweet.
12:18Look it.
12:19I'm like, you're crazy.
12:21Listen, nothing wrong with Dante being horny.
12:23This is good.
12:24No, it's too horny.
12:25Sometimes you got to hold the horny in,
12:27or at least put it in a group chat.
12:28You don't have to put all your horniness on Twitter
12:30and he's doing that right now
12:31and he either needs to get laid or something.
12:33Something is off with Dante.
12:34He's too horny.
12:35Go sleep with Dante.
12:36No, absolutely not.
12:37No, no, no.
12:38Oh, fuck Dante.
12:38The Italian style.
12:39You should fuck Dante.
12:40The Italian style.
12:41No, no.
12:42I will say the last thing.
12:43The cheering.
12:44I'll fuck Dante.
12:45I'll take over the team.
12:46Yeah, you can.
12:46The cheering in the corner when she left.
12:49Oh yeah, no.
12:52Tommy, it sent rage through my veins.
12:55Is Meek-Phil not here today?
12:56It sent a rage through my veins.
12:58So bad.
12:59Like you would not,
13:00at most it was just like, fuck up.
13:02Obviously she's dating Paul Skeens,
13:03but she is kind of that it girl.
13:06I'd say her and Sidney Sweeney
13:08are kind of right now on the internet.
13:10Meek-Phil printed a picture of them out.
13:11No, no, Kendrick did that.
13:12Oh, Kendrick did that.
13:13It was a joke.
13:14To be fair, to be fair.
13:15And I love Meek-Phil.
13:16Meek-Phil's great.
13:16He's gotten a lot of the shrapnel here,
13:18but it was a collective clout.
13:20Name other names.
13:21Who else was horny?
13:22Whoever sits in that back corner.
13:23All those people in that corner.
13:25Lot of them.
13:25Who's back there?
13:26The Dukes of the world?
13:27Large.
13:28The who?
13:29Large.
13:30Large, yeah.
13:31Are you starting naming off all the married people?
13:33Yeah, right?
13:33Yeah, no.
13:34No need to name names,
13:35just know that there were a lot of people here.
13:37I didn't look that bitch in the eyes.
13:38Didn't give her the time of day.
13:40She'd convert you.
13:41Next up, we got Shiloh Sanders.
13:43Video released of him from Colorado,
13:47Deion's son, talking shit,
13:48saying we're about to roll your ass
13:50in a pregame handshake against Nebraska
13:52before they lost and he got hurt.
13:54Side note, unrelated,
13:56Dave on Pick'em this morning said
13:58that he's sick of our school
13:59writing negative blogs about Deion.
14:01So I think there's no issue with this video at all.
14:04I think Shiloh was confident in his team.
14:06What do you want him to go out there and be like,
14:07oh, we're gonna lose?
14:08We're gonna lose today?
14:09No, he's a confident guy.
14:11He went out there, he was talking shit, as he should.
14:13We're about to roll your ass.
14:14That's just good, clean shit talk.
14:16That's the type of energy and passion
14:18Deion has brought to this Colorado program.
14:20And did they win?
14:21No.
14:22But are we supposed to be so results-oriented?
14:24We're being process-oriented.
14:25And if Colorado loses that confidence,
14:27then that's when they really lose.
14:28You definitely have to be results-oriented.
14:30Process-oriented?
14:32What do you mean?
14:33It's like, you know, sometimes the results aren't always there.
14:35This is not Philadelphia.
14:36We are not trusting the process.
14:37But if the process is good,
14:39then I trust the process there.
14:40And I love Deion Sanders and Dave.
14:4228-10, the same.
14:4328-10.
14:44I love Dave a lot.
14:4628-10 is not like that horrible.
14:49It's a bad loss, but it's not like they completely blown it.
14:52Yeah, I don't really think they blew the doors off them.
14:53I also am truly, genuinely with you.
14:56I don't see anything wrong with anybody going up
14:58and being like, hey, we're confident.
14:59We're going to beat your ass.
15:00A little playful banter gets the blood pumping,
15:02gets everybody trying a little harder.
15:04What's wrong with that?
15:04It's unfortunate he got hurt.
15:05That is, that sucks.
15:06That's embarrassing.
15:07But I'm not saying anything else past that.
15:09I think that's fine.
15:11I think we covered that great.
15:12I bet Colorado bounces back in week three
15:13under the guidance of Deion Sanders.
15:15Is he that good, though?
15:17He's great.
15:18He's the best player and the best coach.
15:19Billy is gossiping so loud right now
15:21that I can't hear myself.
15:22Yeah, Billy, shut up.
15:22What is Billy gossiping about right now?
15:26Shiloh's not quite as good as Shadur,
15:27but he's like solid.
15:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:29Not in this house.
15:30Shadur is also a solid.
15:32Okay, sorry.
15:33Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
15:34Oh, that's right.
15:35He tells his kids who his favorites are.
15:37That's hilarious.
15:38I think that's really funny.
15:40Next up, we got Jon Bon Jovi,
15:41lived out my dream of talking a woman off a ledge on a bridge.
15:45This has always been one of my dreams
15:46is to literally talk a person off a ledge,
15:47somebody I don't know that well,
15:49so I don't have anything to lose.
15:50Like, I wouldn't have to talk a friend.
15:51Well, you'd lose their life.
15:53Well, but who cares?
15:53Like, I don't want to have to talk a friend
15:55or a family off the ledge where it's like,
15:57all right, I got something at stake here.
15:58I'm talking for me a low stakes,
16:01talking innocent stranger off the ledge,
16:03and then they owe me my life.
16:04But if they do jump, whatever, you know.
16:06Who would be the lowest stakes here
16:07to talk off a ledge in the office?
16:10What do you mean lowest stakes?
16:11Who would you be okay with if they jumped in the office?
16:15A lot of people.
16:16Yeah, I'm with you.
16:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:18We don't have to go through it.
16:19I'd say like 50%.
16:20Yeah, I'd be like, and it'd be great content
16:22if we talk them off a ledge, but I'm not.
16:24Should we have a GoPro on him even?
16:25Yeah. Right?
16:26That, yeah, no, this is one of the coolest things
16:29you can do.
16:29It was in Nashville, right?
16:30Mm-hmm, Nashville.
16:31What was Bon Jovi doing just walking casually across?
16:33I feel like he's a big enough celebrity
16:34where he should maybe get like an Uber.
16:36I agree completely, and I'm not sure
16:37what he was doing there, but he was right place,
16:39right time, and if I am literally hanging off a ledge.
16:43He was filming a music video?
16:45Oh, so this was staged.
16:46I was gonna, that's what I was gonna say.
16:48Oh, wait a minute.
16:49No, no, no, he really saved a person.
16:50He Shannon Sharpe'd himself.
16:52This isn't a part of a music video, is it?
16:54No, but.
16:55Okay, okay, regardless, I think that him being there,
16:57and if I'm hanging over the ledge,
16:59and all of a sudden, an angel from above,
17:00Jon Bon Jovi, who is so sweet, so kind,
17:03handsome New Jersey man, comes through and says,
17:05hey, don't do it, then I'm thinking this is perfect.
17:08Yeah.
17:09However, I was thinking, we were talking about it before,
17:11and what are the celebrities that would come up to you
17:13and talk to you off the ledge
17:14that you wouldn't want to be there?
17:17Because you'd be too embarrassed.
17:18Taylor Swift.
17:18If Taylor Swift showed up and was like, don't do it,
17:20I'd be like, well, now I have to,
17:21because otherwise I have to live the rest of my life.
17:23What if she said do it?
17:23Would you do it?
17:24I'd be like, oh, thank God.
17:25Thank you for releasing me of this.
17:27But no, no, because then it's like,
17:28the rest of my life, I have to think, oh my God,
17:29I almost killed myself, and Taylor Swift knows that,
17:31and I'm so embarrassed.
17:32Yeah, Sidney Sweeney.
17:33Bon Jovi doesn't judge.
17:34Like, yeah, you'd have to jump.
17:36Who else, who would be good with it, though?
17:37I don't know anyone who would like Sweeney.
17:39Jason Bateman would be great at talking you off the ledge.
17:41Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis.
17:43That's a good one.
17:44Josh Duhamel, I think, would be rather good at it.
17:46You're kind of naming everyone who looks alike a little bit.
17:47Is that your type?
17:48Yeah.
17:50Jason Bateman is my type of man,
17:52not just as a person, not sexually.
17:55Sexually, right, okay, that makes sense.
17:57Yeah, it's a nice thing, Jon Bon Jovi.
17:59I've always been a Bon Jovi girl over Springsteen.
18:01People don't, I don't need the Springsteen people
18:03to come, no, no, you're allowed.
18:04In Jersey, you're allowed to pick a side,
18:06and I was a Bon Jovi from a young age.
18:08I like Bruce as well, but Bon Jovi's my guy.
18:11We got a PETA protester causing a scene
18:13at the Pharrell Lego movie.
18:16Pharrell, are you?
18:18I always get that fucked up.
18:19Pharrell Lego movie premiere.
18:22What the fuck, come on, get a life.
18:25What possible issue could PETA have with a Pharrell Lego?
18:28Well, it's because he, yeah, it's because he,
18:31the fashions that he uses, he uses real leather sometimes.
18:33And so-
18:34The Louis Vuitton line that uses real leather,
18:36and I'm pissed about that.
18:37Yeah, so she came up, she's yelling, whatever.
18:39My problem is not with this,
18:40because Pharrell actually acted in a way,
18:41she came up and she's yelling, and he was like,
18:43you know what, you're right.
18:44Like, what was he saying?
18:46He said, we're working on that, if she would listen.
18:48I didn't like it, I thought he was patronizing.
18:50Oh, I'm sure he was.
18:51He kept saying, God bless you.
18:51He had the whole audience say, God bless you, to her.
18:54That's kind of awesome.
18:55I think that's, I think it's awesome, too.
18:57I also, though, wonder, like, PETA has to come up
19:00with a new strategy to do this.
19:03PETA has to, they gotta fold it down.
19:05They gotta close it down.
19:06They gotta realize-
19:07I don't know about the folding.
19:07They have not made a dent.
19:08PETA and Pharrell are like a new marketing team.
19:09They are the bad marketing team right now,
19:10and they just, people are doing shit like this,
19:12and it's like-
19:13PETA works.
19:14I don't think-
19:15They work.
19:16Do you watch Chimp Crazy on HBO Max?
19:17No.
19:18PETA definitely, like, works to a degree,
19:20but this shit does not work.
19:22They gotta cut this out of their,
19:23out of their, like, repertoire here.
19:24Like, these people need to stop, you know, being,
19:27needing their attention for themselves.
19:29Like, I feel like someone does this
19:30to get attention for themselves.
19:31I'm embarrassed for her.
19:33Yeah, I'm embarrassed for her, too.
19:34She's sick.
19:35This is patronizing.
19:35Him talking to her from up top.
19:36Like, he maybe should have.
19:38But at the same time, like, she's interrupting his shit.
19:40Like, I just don't, that's not the most effective way
19:42to interrupt anything and make a scene.
19:44Like, yeah, we're talking about it now,
19:45but that doesn't make me not want to eat the, like,
19:47chicken that's-
19:48It makes me want to go, like,
19:49just buy a steak and throw it out.
19:50Yeah.
19:51Right.
19:52Like, just waste-
19:53The cow.
19:54Right.
19:55Yeah.
19:55No, I love a good steak.
19:56Damn, I love steak.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Not, not the move.
20:00After show, we got Dolphin's Bills tonight.
20:02Stream in New York.
20:03Oh, yeah.
20:04There's a little drama with that, right?
20:05Frank versus Nikki Smokes drama.
20:07Is Nikki coming?
20:08I don't think so.
20:09Aw, bummer.
20:10I like him.
20:11We got DraftKings Endzone Crown contest.
20:15Did everybody here survive week one?
20:17Yes.
20:18Yes.
20:18Me, too.
20:19Who'd you have?
20:20I had Christian McCaffrey, but he was hurt,
20:22and my backup was Derek Henry.
20:23And so, I'm always so afraid to say the wrong thing
20:26when I talk about sports at all.
20:27Yeah.
20:28And I had him as-
20:30Thank you, Tom.
20:30I had him as my backup, so he bailed me out.
20:33So, I survived, but 30 people were knocked out,
20:36and I think there's like close to 90 people in our thing.
20:39There's a lot.
20:40I had Derek Henry from the jump.
20:41I had Kenneth Walker.
20:43Ooh.
20:44I'm thinking about going with Derek Henry this week, though.
20:45Big favorite at home against the Raiders.
20:47You guys put any thought into your pick this week?
20:49Oh, I already did it.
20:49Yeah.
20:50I did it yesterday.
20:51I have Joe Mixon.
20:52I don't want to reveal.
20:53See, I like to wait a little bit,
20:54because I want to look at all the lines,
20:56look at the DraftKings Anytime Touchdown line,
20:59and see where the value is.
21:00CeeDee Lamb, I'm considering as well.
21:03He didn't score last week at home.
21:05So, I'm still running the numbers right now.
21:08So, on DraftKings, and the longest odds
21:11for touchdown score in our end zone crown
21:14wins $1,000 bonus bet.
21:15And so, that was Nate.
21:16So, Nate has to bet $1,000 on something
21:18throughout the course of this.
21:19That's cool.
21:20But once you bet it, if you win,
21:21you can cash it out, which is sweet.
21:22And I think Robinson was only,
21:23he had Brian Robinson was like plus 175 or 185.
21:26So, I personally, I'm not going to chase the longest bet.
21:30No, no.
21:31Because then you have to worry about two things.
21:32You have to worry about the person
21:33you pick actually scores,
21:35and you have to worry that it's actually the longest odds.
21:37So, imagine you pick someone who's like plus 300,
21:39and somebody just bets someone that's like plus 350
21:42or some shit.
21:43And then you lose,
21:44and somebody else would have beat you anyway.
21:45Yeah, it's tough.
21:48Did you guys see that Taylor watches a new par layout?
21:50Last week, we hit all three legs,
21:52and now, yeah, we did.
21:54What do you have this week?
21:55So, this week, I'll tell you.
21:57We have Travis Kelce, Anytime Touchdown.
22:01We have, I got to look up my things,
22:03just so I don't butcher it.
22:04You've become the best bettor in the company.
22:05Honestly, so far, we kind of are.
22:06I won that NCAA thing last spring.
22:07We were the best from last week.
22:09People forget.
22:10I might go back to back.
22:1140 grand, dude.
22:12I can say it out loud.
22:13It's Travis Kelce, Anytime Touchdown.
22:14It's the under total points scored
22:19in the Bears-
22:21Texans game.
22:22Texans game.
22:23And also, over 250 passing yards for Brock Purdy.
22:30Oh my god.
22:31Okay.
22:32What are the odds on that?
22:32Not bad.
22:33Those are, oh, as a parlay in total right now?
22:36Yeah, it is.
22:37It's got to be like plus 400 or something, right?
22:38No, it's 800.
22:39836, G?
22:40Yeah, yeah.
22:41Oh, wow.
22:42I like that.
22:43It's not bad.
22:43Yeah, we're in there.
22:44We have our picture in there and everything.
22:45So, if you want to go see that, it's exciting.
22:48But yeah, we're getting really into it,
22:49and I like the touchdown score thing.
22:50What's the thought process in those moments?
22:53Besides Kelce.
22:54Kelce is obvious.
22:55And then the total points scored is because we think
22:59that Jonathan Owens, who is Mr. Simone Biles,
23:01is very good at defense.
23:02And so, the Bears are good at defense,
23:04and then the Texans are really good of a team.
23:06So, I want them to get at least one touchdown,
23:08but we think that they'll hold them back a little bit,
23:10and the points won't be too high.
23:11So, that's that.
23:12The defense-
23:13Brilliant.
23:15And then Brock Purdy is, he's no longer Mr. Irrelevant,
23:17and he's back for revenge, and he's ready.
23:20Can't argue with that logic.
23:21It's one and up.
23:23Yeah, we won last week, and we had a,
23:25this time it's now all on Sunday.
23:27We had like a Thursday, Friday, Sunday parlay
23:29going on last week.
23:30So, now we're just all in one day.
23:32We'll see how it goes.
23:33Well, good luck.
23:35If you're betting on DraftKings this weekend,
23:36bet responsibly.
23:37Please do.
23:38And yeah, see you guys on Monday.