Gogglebox Australia S20E06
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00:00Put down my putting aid.
00:01No, I want to putt on it.
00:03Trust me, you won't be able to putt along the line.
00:05If you can get it to the end of the ruler...
00:06I'll definitely get it to the end of the ruler.
00:08No, you won't.
00:09How much?
00:09Um, ten bucks.
00:11You get one go, ten bucks.
00:12You've got to get it to the end. Go.
00:13Ten bucks.
00:14Go, putt it to the end.
00:15Yep.
00:18Oh, shit.
00:18Ten bucks!
00:22Every evening in Australia...
00:23Who are these idiots?
00:24Oh, wow, OK.
00:26TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:30That's wild.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:34It's almost like it's scripted.
00:35No, it's AI.
00:37Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:41Oh, I'm so excited.
00:43I seriously didn't think that television could get any worse.
00:47This week, we discovered...
00:49The man with a thousand kids.
00:51He just wants to populate the world with his children.
00:54So he's just a full narcissist.
00:56The last king of the cross was back.
00:58We're at King's Cross, baby.
01:00Every time I'm drunk in the city and I look up and I see that sign,
01:02I think, expensive Uber home.
01:04And a new documentary explored the powerful bond of fathers and...
01:09Daughters.
01:10It'd be so difficult to be separated from your family.
01:14So important, the daughter-father relationship.
01:16I don't think I've ever been more affected by a show, ever.
01:25This morning, I accidentally woke up at 5.05.
01:28And it was dark.
01:29And do you know what panicked the crap out of me?
01:31What?
01:31People do that on purpose.
01:33Yes, to watch the sun rise.
01:34Why?
01:37Sunday on Nine...
01:38Locks on, baby.
01:39We're back to the block, Leanne.
01:41Oh, Christ.
01:43Yep, and they're knee-deep into their Phillip Island renos.
01:46So what room are they doing this week?
01:48They're working on a bathroom.
01:50What about the bloody bathroom?
01:52Jesus Christ almighty, get on to something else.
01:55Yeah, yeah, but it's a different bathroom.
01:57The en-suite.
01:59What, are we excited?
02:00I don't know, we're about to find out.
02:01Tell you who's not excited, is plumber Ricky.
02:04Who's got a problem?
02:05What's happened?
02:06Everyone's striving to finish their bathroom and I can't.
02:10Wait, what, what?
02:11Isn't he a plumber?
02:13Yeah.
02:13How has the plumber stuffed up the bathroom?
02:16It's not even sticking to the poly.
02:18Oh no, the waterproofing.
02:20Isn't he a plumber?
02:22What's that?
02:22That primer is not suitable.
02:24But he chose the wrong primer.
02:26Oh.
02:27Sorry, is he not a plumber?
02:28You're not going to finish this week.
02:29Oh.
02:30So they're completely screwed.
02:32Well, it's a lesson learned.
02:33They've never done this before.
02:37Ricky's a plumber.
02:38Fair enough.
02:39But plumber Ricky has found a unique solution.
02:42The boys are off to pick up their new builder.
02:44Wait, what?
02:45Their new builder?
02:46They're doing bathrooms, so they should be getting a plumber, right?
02:49We rolled down to the airfield.
02:52Wait, their new builder comes by helicopter?
02:55Why?
02:57Wait, it's just Phillip Island.
02:59You can drive there.
03:00It's only an hour and 15 minutes.
03:04That's going to be a little bit of a cut out of the budget.
03:06You know what?
03:06I hope it's a good builder.
03:08Yeah, it is.
03:09It's Duncan Miller.
03:11They've got Duncan.
03:12Remember him?
03:13Oh, no.
03:16Now, you might remember Duncan from season three.
03:19Nah.
03:19Or as my personal builder a couple of years ago at Gisborne.
03:24No.
03:24Scotty Cam's personal builder.
03:27He will make sure everything gets done properly.
03:29Why don't you hire him first, you idiots?
03:31Going straight to the block, are we?
03:33Yep.
03:34Buy the pub for one.
03:36Buy the pub for one.
03:38I'd love to have a beer with Duncan.
03:40Because Duncan's my man.
03:42All right, so where are we at with the bathrooms?
03:44Like, let's rock and roll, guys.
03:46All right, before we see any finished bathrooms,
03:49let's remind ourselves of who's judging them.
03:53You're unbelievable.
03:54Hey, get on with that.
04:00Do the judges deserve an intro every single week?
04:02You're unbelievable.
04:04Yep.
04:05No.
04:05I know who they are.
04:07Yeah, fair enough.
04:08Let's check out Jesse and Paige's en suite.
04:11That's beautiful.
04:13I like that.
04:14That's quite classy.
04:15It's clean.
04:16There are a couple of things that I would like to point out.
04:19Here we go.
04:20Why do you do the switching and everything outside?
04:22Oh, the stupidest design.
04:26Yeah, I don't like that.
04:27We have that.
04:28We have that.
04:29It is a flaw.
04:30A major flaw.
04:31It's a tiny flaw.
04:32Because how many times have you...
04:33You go for a number one, it ends up being a number two.
04:35And you forgot to turn the fan on.
04:37Someone else on the outside's got to do it.
04:39Big deal.
04:40This is where you fast forward, because this is boring.
04:42OK.
04:42Courtney and Grinch.
04:47Ew!
04:49I really dislike that.
04:51This is beautiful.
04:52Is it?
04:53Next.
04:54Sure.
04:55Let's see if plumber Ricky and his mate have turned it around.
04:58I'm ready to be skewered.
05:00Uh-oh.
05:00Why is that?
05:01What the...
05:04They didn't finish.
05:05That's a huge shame.
05:07Hang on.
05:08Didn't they have Watsy's face come on a chopper to help?
05:12Look, they're going for like a very industrial, minimal feel with this one.
05:18Yeah, I mean, it would do with a shower.
05:20Oh, this is...
05:21This is bad.
05:22I don't think...
05:24I don't think that's going to win.
05:26Well, surprisingly, no, it didn't.
05:29Because the winner is...
05:30Who is it?
05:31Taking out the win this week is Courtney and Grant.
05:33Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:38I don't care.
05:39And in last place this week is the boys with only four points.
05:44For what?
05:45Not even a title's laid.
05:46There's absolutely jack shit there.
05:48That's it. I'm glad that's over.
05:50Yep.
05:54God, the people are bad this season.
05:55What happened to the boys?
05:57Maybe they spent the whole time at the pub with Duncan.
05:59Because Duncan's my mate.
06:13Here's my little dog.
06:14Here's my little dog.
06:15Here's my big dog.
06:15Here's my big dog.
06:16Here's my little dog.
06:17Here's my little dog.
06:18Here's my big dog.
06:19Here's my big dog.
06:20I promise I'll never do that again.
06:22On Wednesday night, we checked out something new on the ABC.
06:26Guy Montgomery's Guy Mon Spelling Bee!
06:29I like this guy.
06:30Guy Montgomery is so funny.
06:31And he's presiding over...
06:33Australia's most popular and indeed only comedy panel show about spelling.
06:38So they get funny people to spell hard words.
06:40Who have we got?
06:41Spelling this week are Cameron James, Jenny Tian, Tim Minchin and Nazeem Hussain.
06:47Spelling bees are always super serious.
06:49This is the complete opposite.
06:51Let's get spelling!
06:52Let's see who's good at spelling.
06:55Mate, I'm a real good speller.
06:56I reckon I'm better than you at spelling.
06:58You reckon?
06:59Try spelling a metalla at the age of four.
07:02First up to test their lexical knowledge is Cameron.
07:05Your word is desiccated.
07:08What?
07:09Desiccated.
07:10OK.
07:13Why do they need sentences?
07:15It's very self-explanatory.
07:17Explanatory?
07:19Explanatory.
07:20Definition, please.
07:21To remove the moisture from something until it becomes completely dry.
07:25A bit like the time I wore a fedora on a first date.
07:30I'm gonna go for it.
07:31No, let me spell this.
07:32Desiccated? Easy.
07:34D-E-S-I-C-A-T-E-D
07:40Incorrect. I'm so sorry.
07:42No, you desiccated that spelling.
07:44D-E-S-I-C-C-A-T-E-D
07:48Double C!
07:49I don't think so.
07:52Who's next?
07:53It's Nazeem Hussain!
07:54Go Nazeem!
07:56Your word is sherbet.
07:58Sherbet. Easy.
07:59S-H-E-R-B-E-R-T
08:02Yep.
08:03No!
08:04S-H-E-R-B-E...
08:07O-T
08:08Sherbot?
08:09It's gonna be sherbot, watch.
08:10Incorrect.
08:11No, that's sorbet.
08:12Oh, yeah, I'm confused with my dessert.
08:14Sherbet is spelled S-H-E-R-B-E-T
08:18Yes, it is! Yes!
08:20You know I got that.
08:21To be fair, that's not a hard word.
08:23Okay, first round down.
08:25Put your spelling hat on.
08:26It's time for impressions!
08:28What?
08:29Here to assist me for this round is star of Wedding Crashers Marley and Me
08:32and the voice of Lightning McQueen...
08:33Owen Wilson! Owen Wilson's here!
08:35Is this feeding?
08:36No way.
08:39It's Aaron Chan!
08:41What? Wow!
08:43Hello, Aaron!
08:45I love this guy.
08:46What I just did was an impression.
08:50What's going on?
08:52Is it a quiz show? Is it a spelling bee show?
08:55Is it just comedians have got nothing else to do so they go on this show?
08:58Oh, I like it!
09:00In this round, you'll each be shown a picture of a celebrity or public figure.
09:04Your job will be to correctly spell their name
09:07whilst simultaneously doing an impression of that person.
09:10Oh, my God!
09:11Oh, no!
09:13This is going to be good.
09:14I bet you they're going to do Arnold Schwarzenegger.
09:16You reckon?
09:17He's hard.
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh, no!
09:20You said it!
09:21It's the governor himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
09:24Well, that's easy.
09:25Get to the chopper!
09:26I will eat you.
09:27Yeah, that's definitely not the line.
09:29Alright.
09:30A-R-N-O-L-G-E-R-N-E-G-E-R
09:36It's...
09:37A-R...
09:38No, there's no W, mate.
09:39G-G-A-R
09:42Schwarzenegger.
09:43There's no way that's how you spell Schwarzenegger.
09:45I'm pretty sure it is.
09:46Incorrect.
09:47Oh.
09:48No!
09:51He's so funny.
09:53If we have to watch this again, can I at least have a lot of alcohol?
09:56OK, time for the final round.
09:58The buzz round.
09:59In this round, our spellers will spell words of a certain topic
10:03and they will do so at pace.
10:05I'm getting serious for this.
10:06Exciting.
10:07Go ahead, Cameron.
10:08E-X-C-I-T-E-D
10:10I-N-G
10:11Correct.
10:12Oh, E-I-N-G.
10:13Hippopotamus.
10:14Oh, I'm out.
10:15H-I-P-P-O...
10:18T-A-M-O-U-S?
10:20No. Incorrect.
10:21Does him come spell to save his soul?
10:23Lucky they're funny because they're bloody dumb.
10:25I would like to declare the winner of tonight's episode is Cameron James!
10:29Good work, Cam.
10:30We'll see you next time!
10:32See ya!
10:33Bye, guys.
10:35This is really, really good.
10:37Bloody ridiculous concept. Loved it.
10:39I love this. It's fun.
10:41Spell Milo.
10:42L-O-S-E-R
10:45Got it.
10:57Look at that. I've never seen you with such a tub in, like, five years.
11:01See what happens when you get a girl?
11:04Not hard.
11:05Oh, that feels good.
11:07It's got good sound to it.
11:09Play the drums on it.
11:15A-1.
11:19This is Great Australian Walks.
11:21Great Australian Walks?
11:23I'm sorry, but any show that starts with Great Australian is targeted at 50+.
11:27This is an informative, fun show.
11:29Whatever your story...
11:31Oh, this is The Lady Out Of Fists.
11:33Julia Samiro.
11:34That's right.
11:35And in this series, Julia takes us on some of Australia's most spectacular hikes.
11:40So she walks around Australia, which I would like to do.
11:43I'd do a walk and talk with Julia.
11:45We love a walk and talk.
11:46We do!
11:47But for this season...
11:48I'm sharing the thrill of walking with some friends.
11:52Julia's outsourced her walks. She's got a subbie in.
11:54And tonight, that friend is...
11:56Look at this!
11:58Gina!
11:59Is she from Alone?
12:01She won Alone!
12:03You know when they go on a...
12:04They're all naked?
12:05And they're alone?
12:06Are they naked?
12:07Or they're alone anyway?
12:09I'm on my way to the highest walk in Australia, Mount Kosciuszko.
12:13Mount Kosciuszko!
12:14Mount Kosciuszko's beautiful.
12:16Do you know what?
12:17This is what I did as a kid.
12:18Because we did grow up in the Alpine area.
12:21I'm walking a 19km section of the Snowys Alpine Walk.
12:2519km?
12:26That's a fair hike, hey?
12:27I'll walk for 19 minutes.
12:29And I'm doing it barefoot.
12:31Bare feet?
12:32It's healing when you walk bare feet.
12:35Ouch!
12:37That would be so painful.
12:39Conditions can change quickly.
12:41That's me turning around and going back to the car.
12:43That's why I always trek with water, sunscreen, jacket and a hat.
12:48But no shoes.
12:49This place is wild.
12:51It is, it's beautiful.
12:52And I really get a sense that I'm on top of the world.
12:54And the air, smell it.
12:56The air is crisp.
12:57Yep.
12:58And I'm really feeling the altitude in my lungs.
13:00No, once you get the Alpine in you, that's why I like going to the mountains.
13:04Seriously?
13:05Milk?
13:06Can you go buy her a mint?
13:07She's spiralling.
13:08Hi Gina, how are you?
13:09Who's this?
13:10I've just come from Carabas.
13:11Dave Pohl, former Fredbro ski patroller.
13:14I hate to say it, Pa was a ski patroller too.
13:16What a view!
13:17How beautiful is that?
13:19We do live in a beautiful country, hey?
13:21We've got Mount Lee, we've got Mount Northcote, Mount Clark in the foreground.
13:25That arrow just pointed at the same mountain three times.
13:29You know a lot about the mountains.
13:30Have they always been part of your life?
13:32My father came from a skiing background.
13:34Yes, so did my dad.
13:35Okay.
13:36And so when I was about nine, my dad took me skiing in Smiggins Holes.
13:41That reminds me of Pa.
13:43Oh my God, you're crying.
13:45You're crying.
13:46I am.
13:47And on your Great Australian Walks.
13:48We used to camp down on the Trudeau River with my parents.
13:51Oh, that's just so much to say.
13:53Don't tell me, did he used to fly a fish?
13:55He did, he built a lodge.
13:57Don't come here, you know, I need a fix.
13:59I mean, Dad's buried in the mountains.
14:01We took him up to Mount Beauty.
14:03Buried?
14:04We're going the whole trilogy now, aren't we?
14:06But as Gina enters the last leg of her walk...
14:09I've got just one small problem.
14:11Oh no, I've cut my foot.
14:13Nature's calling.
14:14She needs a piss, or poo.
14:16I'm saying poo.
14:17Luckily, I have found the highest dunny in Australia.
14:21Oh, how cool!
14:25Please tell me you're putting your shoes on before you go to the bathroom.
14:28Yuck.
14:29The word dunny comes from the British word dunnican, meaning an outhouse.
14:33Didn't know that.
14:34We called the toilet the dunny.
14:36Yeah?
14:37I thought it was just like a word in our house.
14:39No.
14:40You think we made it up?
14:41The original dunny was a simple shack with a wooden seat and no plumbing.
14:45Did the Dalton's make up the word toilet?
14:48I don't know.
14:49Royal Dalton?
14:50Yes.
14:51No, they didn't.
14:52Royal Dalton, we made up the word toilet.
14:54And for Gina's final stop on the journey...
14:57I'm off to meet a man who's experienced major loss in his life.
15:01Oh no.
15:02What's this?
15:03It was just before midnight when the hillside collapsed.
15:06Do you remember that, the threadballer landslide?
15:08Yeah.
15:09And I remember it just taking over the news.
15:12Two of those people trapped were Stuart Diver and his wife Sally.
15:16Stuart Diver.
15:17Remember he was on TV for like 30 hours while they tried to get him out.
15:20But his wife died.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Wow.
15:23It was a tragedy.
15:24Stuart, I recognise you.
15:27Oh, is this him now?
15:29No way.
15:30Really lovely to meet you.
15:31Yeah, same.
15:32Welcome.
15:33He's the general manager of Threadbow Resort.
15:36Talk about Stockholm syndrome.
15:38Jesus.
15:39You know, people say, why do you still stay around?
15:42But I think to just throw that away because one traumatic thing happened in my life would have been a real loss.
15:48I love Stuart.
15:49Good on you, Stuart.
15:50Mate, what an advertisement for Threadbow.
15:53It'll almost kill you, but you'll want to come back.
15:55What are you getting up to these days?
15:57Are we almost at the top of Mount Kosciuszko?
15:59Oh, I hope so.
16:00Here we are.
16:01Is that the apex of Mount Kosciuszko?
16:03Not quite the top of the world, but the top of Australia.
16:05No, can't be.
16:07It's a bit barren.
16:09That is the most underwhelming.
16:10It looks like a hill.
16:11Yeah.
16:12It's incredible, isn't it?
16:13No, not really.
16:16It wasn't a bad show, actually.
16:17I didn't mind it.
16:18Better than what I thought it would be.
16:19Well, put some bloody shoes on.
16:20Have you ever done Mount Kosciuszko?
16:22No.
16:23On the to-do list?
16:24No.
16:41Mate, we did it.
16:42Yeah, congratulations on winning Suburban District,
16:45Division 2 Lacrosse Grand Final.
16:48Oh, oui!
16:50Thursday night on 10, we checked out some misbehaving mutts.
16:54Oh, ow, ow!
16:55Something needs to be done about problematic pooches.
17:01No.
17:04Dogs behaving very badly.
17:06Oh, this can't be good.
17:08I've had my fair share of dogs behaving badly.
17:10I don't know any.
17:11Luckily for us, these diabolical down-under doggos
17:15are about to meet their match
17:17in the form of master dog trainer Graham Hall.
17:21Graham, he's basically the English Dr Harry.
17:24If a dog needs help, I'll be there.
17:26He's actually pretty good.
17:27He is pretty good and he knows a lot about dogs.
17:30Stuffies are really popular dogs.
17:32You get English stuffies and you get American breed stuffies.
17:36Why is Graham dressed up as though he's going to the Logies?
17:38And they sound different.
17:39You know, they're more known for screaming now and again.
17:42What is that noise?
17:46Stop!
17:48Stop!
17:50Oh, my God! Shush!
17:52We've heard some loud dogs, but nothing quite like that.
17:54Fix it, Graham!
17:55What does Cleo want the most in the world when she's screaming?
17:58She wants to speed up and go that way.
18:00So we're going to slow down and go this way.
18:02So as soon as she squeals, they're just going to turn around?
18:04Yeah, they're going to turn around and go that way.
18:06So we're going to slow down and go this way.
18:08So we're going to slow down and go this way.
18:11So as soon as she squeals, they're just going to turn around?
18:13Let's take a step forward.
18:15Yep.
18:16Sloan it! Sloan it!
18:18Go back. Back to step one.
18:21There we go. Right.
18:23We're going to do nothing.
18:27Good girl.
18:29Oh, that's better. Dog fixed.
18:31Good girl.
18:33Wow, that's pretty incredible by Graham.
18:35Graham has fixed this psychopathic dog in 30 seconds.
18:40I told you he was good.
18:42Now the dog father's off to meet his next troubled canine, Molly.
18:46And Molly, I'm told, is something of a thief.
18:52Oh, it steals the TV remote.
18:54Hey, what a little thieving bastard.
18:57Stealing stuff out of bags.
18:59Look how fat she is, I mean.
19:01Fat shamer.
19:03This is what happens.
19:05That's only a dog.
19:07It's a lovely dog.
19:09Molly's stealing money out of wallets and phone covers.
19:12Hey guys, I don't remember ordering 16 packets of schmackos.
19:16Let's see what Graham can do.
19:18I heard you've got a thief in the house.
19:20We do.
19:21I've got a couple of tempting things in this bag.
19:23I'll put it down just so I can see what she does, you know.
19:25All right, here we go, here we go.
19:27What are you doing? Molly?
19:29No respect.
19:31That sounded a bit more like a question than a telling-off.
19:33Yeah, so the dog knows.
19:35Molly?
19:36Molly!
19:38Kelly's manner is too nice, too gentle, really.
19:42What would you do in this situation?
19:44I'd just get a new dog.
19:45Or you could get Graham to come up with a solution.
19:48Thanks, Graham.
19:49I think what we should do first is compare how it sounds when you do it, Cain,
19:54to when you do it, Kelly, right?
19:56Drop it.
19:57Drop it.
19:58I think the dad's a bit more assertive.
20:00So let's try a couple more times.
20:02Drop it.
20:03Drop it.
20:04That's not convincing.
20:05You need to yell.
20:06Drop it!
20:07Oh, he's getting excited.
20:09Oh, I can tell from the look on his face there.
20:11Drop it.
20:13Good.
20:14Good girl.
20:15She did it!
20:16Brilliant, Kelly.
20:17Very good.
20:18Drop it.
20:19Oh, brilliant.
20:20Good girl.
20:21Good girl.
20:22Again, Graham solved it in five minutes.
20:24Graham, you are the dog whisperer.
20:26Graham always gets the job done.
20:28Molly's learned a really important lesson today, and it's this.
20:31Your mum loves you, but don't mess with her.
20:34Graham is a magician.
20:37Next time, on Dogs Behaving Very Badly...
20:40That is such a nice show, isn't it?
20:42It is good.
20:43He's very good.
20:44He's a dog whisperer.
20:45Having a dog's a good idea,
20:47but I don't believe in something that's ever going to tie me down.
20:50That's the problem when you're engaged.
20:52I just thought about that.
20:54That's why I worry for you.
20:56In Brisbane, Kevin has a new toy.
20:59We'll be riding on the horsies.
21:03Yeah, yeah.
21:05No.
21:06Way up in the sky.
21:08No.
21:09Little dollar.
21:10Where's your bag, please?
21:11Can we put this in?
21:12You're taking it home.
21:13I'm taking it home.
21:14This week on Paramount+, we check in with Kevin,
21:17and we find out what he's been up to.
21:19I've got a new toy.
21:20I've got a new toy.
21:21I've got a new toy.
21:22I've got a new toy.
21:23I've got a new toy.
21:24I've got a new toy.
21:26We checked out...
21:27Last King of the Cross.
21:29The King of the Cross.
21:31This drama series is inspired by events surrounding
21:34the King's Cross kingpin, John Ibrahim, in the late 90s.
21:38This is like underbelly in Sydney from, like, 30 years ago.
21:43Well, ep one of season two kicks off in Spain...
21:46John! John!
21:47..where John's been hiding out.
21:49That's him? Yeah.
21:50Oh, that is Ibrahim, actually. He's just grown his hair and a beard.
21:53Looks like Jesus Christ.
21:54Débine, John, débine.
21:55I told you to take the bin out now.
21:58Oh, OK.
21:59What's happening?
22:02Oh!
22:03Oh, caramba!
22:04Oh!
22:05Take the bin out was code for getting there
22:07so I can take your clothes off.
22:11Oh, my goodness.
22:12What's happening here?
22:14They've started season two with a bang.
22:17Jeez, that escalated.
22:18Best coffee I've ever had, Kate.
22:20What do you think? It's beautiful.
22:21Did you do anything unusual in the coffee, Kate?
22:23Didn't you make your own?
22:24Pardon?
22:27How are you, Hol? How's work?
22:30Bellissimo!
22:31That was a quick one.
22:33I thought it was a marathon.
22:34Later, after John sees his lover in an argument...
22:37Oh!
22:38This is going to be a bloop.
22:39..this happens.
22:40It's all on here.
22:41No, no, no!
22:42No, no, no!
22:43No, no, no!
22:44No, no, no!
22:45No, no, no!
22:46No, no, no!
22:48Oh!
22:49No!
22:50No!
22:51Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:54John's been busy in that kitchen.
22:56He had sex and a fight.
22:58Oh!
22:59Jesus!
23:01He does look like him.
23:03John then flees Spain, ready to start another fight.
23:06This time, back in Oz.
23:08So he's in the taxi, he's come home, he's looking clean, at least.
23:11How much better does he look with a decent haircut?
23:13I liked him with the scraggly Scooby-Doo hair.
23:15John's aim? To reclaim the cross.
23:18We're at King's Cross, baby!
23:20Oh, that's the Coca-Cola sign!
23:22Every time I'm drunk in the city and I look up and I see that sign,
23:25I think, expensive Uber home.
23:27Yeah!
23:28King's Cross, it's all about strip joints, drugs and pimps.
23:33Oh, and Jehovah's Witnesses.
23:37On the strip, John catches up with some of his crew at one of his clubs...
23:41Woo!
23:43..to find out what's been going on while he's been away.
23:46I left you in charge of the venue, Steph,
23:48cos you said that you could handle it.
23:50I can.
23:52But the scene's changed, John.
23:53It's changed?
23:54Yeah, cos it was COVID.
23:56No.
23:57Royal Commission's got the cops scared.
23:59The casino is killing the gambling.
24:00OK.
24:01We've got new liquor laws.
24:02Dealers are pushing gear right up the streets.
24:04John's lost his power.
24:05Yeah.
24:06What's going to happen?
24:07I'm going to get the cross running right, for starters.
24:09How does he think he's going to do that?
24:11Well, like this.
24:13Oh, my goodness!
24:15Why are we always hitting each other?
24:17These guys tried to take John's turf while he was away, huh?
24:20Uh-oh!
24:22Time for you to go.
24:23Spaghetti-o!
24:25The cross isn't your turf anymore.
24:27Santa Claus!
24:29Merry Christmas!
24:30What the hell?
24:31This is why we've got bloody lockout laws, cos look at how the boys behave.
24:36Where are the girls?
24:38Nowhere bad. Swinging around a pole.
24:41Very, very angry man.
24:43He needs to get himself a fidget spinner.
24:45Get rid of his anger.
24:47But it's not just the bikies that have moved in on John's turf.
24:50We're the gays up on Oxford Street.
24:52Oh, the gays on Oxford Street?
24:53Oxford Street!
24:58A bit more up our alley.
24:59Uh-huh.
25:00Looks like everyone's having a great time.
25:02No man is bothering you there, let me tell you that for free.
25:04Everyone is supportive in the bathroom, the drinks are better and the music is better.
25:07100%.
25:08So John's new aim is to muscle in and take a piece of the Oxford Street pie.
25:13Cash! The good old days.
25:16Where we went to shit as a society is when we started to not use as much cash.
25:21Have you noticed that?
25:22Said like a true Arab with a small business.
25:26Are there gangsters behind these ones too?
25:28Who are they?
25:29Yes, but they're a little more fabulous.
25:31The barbarians at the gates.
25:33Now that we've got the rainbow family in...
25:35Uh-huh.
25:37...we're going to show these ruffians how to do it.
25:41That was great.
25:42This has got me absolutely hooked.
25:44It's just crazy that that's the same city that we live in.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Like we don't see any of that.
25:50We're also not involved in the underworld stuff.
26:07Salivating. I'm actually salivating.
26:09Would this be your death row meal?
26:11100%.
26:12If I could have any last meal, it would be beef stroganoff.
26:15What's yours, Beth?
26:16Funky beef burger with a lot. Egg, cheese, pineapple, bacon.
26:21Mia?
26:23Just a bottle of red.
26:27Magic Mike!
26:28So you hear Magic Mike and you probably think...
26:32Oh yeah, baby!
26:34Watched the movie several times.
26:36This week on Foxtel, we watched...
26:38Finding Magic Mike.
26:40You probably showed up here to see naked men dancing.
26:43Yes!
26:44Is this a reality show to find the next Magic Mike?
26:46Not really.
26:48We've searched the country to find guys who feel like they've lost their magic.
26:51And we want to help them find it.
26:53So they're just average Joes having a go at being a stripper?
26:57Exactly.
26:58OK.
26:59We're going to judge these guys on their attitude, on their ability to be sexy.
27:03Do they have to measure penis size?
27:06It's the magic in your pants, it's the magic in your heart.
27:08And the one who finds the most magic inside of themselves is going to go home with $100,000.
27:13100 grand to embarrass yourself.
27:15I'd embarrass myself with 10 bucks.
27:17Hey guys!
27:18Bring them in!
27:19What up you guys, how you doing?
27:20What's up? Let's get naked!
27:25Hello!
27:26Oh yeah!
27:27Stop looking at the right days!
27:28Oh, well it's poking me in the eye because it's a bit hard not to.
27:31It feels weird eating moist meat while we look at moist meat.
27:34You're so right.
27:35It could have been worse, it could have been bangers and mash.
27:36Alright, you guys ready?
27:37Yes.
27:38We're ready.
27:39Hi, I'm Austin O'Risby.
27:40I live in Atlanta, Georgia now.
27:41Lose the man bun.
27:45My name is Johnny.
27:46Oh yeah, Johnny.
27:47I come from H-Town, Houston, Texas.
27:49And I'm a lawyer.
27:50Oh, look at that body.
27:51He can defend me.
27:52What magic have these guys lost?
27:53Yeah, they all have six packs in their heart and look really charismatic.
27:56How you guys doing?
27:57My name is Adonis.
27:58Adonis!
27:59I am a nursing student and I'm a flight attendant.
28:02He looks like Adonis, the before photo.
28:04Y'all gonna get this dab, huh?
28:06There's nothing wrong with that.
28:07I don't want washboard abs.
28:08We'll take this dab, bro.
28:10He got six packs.
28:11I got twelve.
28:13I love him.
28:14I took off my clothes in a body that I'm not comfortable with in front of hella strangers.
28:19And I did it.
28:20Yep, get out of your comfort zone, big fella.
28:22Good job.
28:23I wanna wake up one day and say, new body, who this?
28:26You know?
28:27Oh, Adonis.
28:28Adonis, you're beautiful.
28:30And now we're gonna see how well they move.
28:32Oh, now we're gonna get him to dance.
28:34Here we go.
28:35We're gonna start with a dolphin dive.
28:37What's the dolphin dive?
28:39That's kind of the signature Magic Mike move.
28:41Please don't.
28:43Oh, my knee.
28:45God, I heard that.
28:46I didn't see it, but I heard it.
28:47Where's Adonis?
28:51The dolphin dive in me is not the best of friends right now.
28:56That's a pretty tough move to do straight up.
28:58Yeah, just start with like the two-step or something.
29:04Oh, oh, oh.
29:05What are they doing?
29:06Oh, it hurts, it hurts.
29:10Go, Adonis!
29:12Can you stop sexually assaulting my couch?
29:16First cup.
29:1750 to 25.
29:18I hope Adonis gets in there.
29:20Austin, Johnny Dutch, Giovanni Teran Jones.
29:25Please, I want Adonis to get through.
29:27Number 16, Adonis Frank.
29:29Yes!
29:30He's in!
29:31Let's go, Adonis!
29:32Thanks, guys.
29:33The rest of you, go back to your day jobs.
29:35You're going home still without a mojo.
29:37Day two and things get harder.
29:39We're going to do some lap dances today.
29:41Lap dances?
29:43Can I volunteer?
29:44I think we should have one of our pros come out and demonstrate how to do it.
29:49Oh, this is going to be elite.
29:51I would not put my hand up for this.
29:53Pick me, pick me!
29:57Oh, baby, oh, yeah.
30:00Oh, baby, ground on me!
30:04In my head, I feel like I look like that.
30:07Yeah, in my head, definitely not.
30:12He's very good.
30:13Put something on her back so she can mop it as well.
30:15Everybody, give it up for Jeremy!
30:19That was awesome.
30:20All right, hit it!
30:21What, they've got a copy there?
30:22Yeah.
30:23Oh, good luck.
30:24Oh, my God, what's he trying to do?
30:27Oh, no, oh, no!
30:32Please show some black men who are doing this properly.
30:37Oh, yeah, Johnny.
30:38Oh, my God, yes.
30:39Where's Adonis?
30:40Give me a dad bod flopping around on that floor.
30:44Adonis, look at Adonis!
30:45Yes, Adonis!
30:47Oh, yeah!
30:48Oh, yeah!
30:49Oh, yeah!
30:50Oh, yeah!
30:51Oh, yeah!
30:52Oh, yeah!
30:53Oh, yeah!
30:55Yeah, he's got the moves and the grooves.
30:58Bit of pork on the fork.
31:00There's more to jiggle and grab.
31:01Much nicer.
31:03Second cut.
31:04As long as Adonis gets through, I'm happy.
31:06Oh, yeah.
31:07Yeah, I back Adonis.
31:08Austin.
31:09Johnny.
31:11Giovanni.
31:13Let's go, Adonis.
31:15Adonis.
31:16Yes!
31:18Yes!
31:19He's in!
31:20Well done, Adonis!
31:21Set up.
31:23Oh!
31:24I'm just having a hard time breathing right now.
31:26You got it, Adonis.
31:27The important thing to remember is the magic is in you.
31:30Look at the foot.
31:32Oh, that was good.
31:33Anything with naked men is good.
31:35Safe to say we'll be tuning in for the next episode?
31:37Oh, yeah, definitely.
31:53In Melbourne, Anastasia has a health update.
31:56So, I went and had a gastroscopy.
31:58I'm having a gastric bypass.
32:00What?
32:01All my cousins have got my grandmother's body.
32:03I don't know whose fricking body I got anyway.
32:06When children are removed from seeing their parents,
32:11they doubt the possibility of surviving in the world.
32:15This week on Netflix, we streamed a new doco...
32:18Adonis.
32:20..which explores the relationship between daughters
32:23and their incarcerated fathers.
32:25Oh!
32:26Oh, I don't know if I'm ready for this.
32:28They want to be with you.
32:30They want to count on you.
32:32It's so important, the daughter-father relationship.
32:36Hundreds of US prisons have ceased to offer in-person visits.
32:40What?
32:41God, imagine that.
32:42Shit!
32:43I would struggle so much not being able to, like, hug Dad.
32:48Instead, families are permitted only video visits
32:51which they have to pay for.
32:53See, that's a huge impact on a child.
32:55Human touch.
32:56Surely that's, like, inhumane, but...
32:59But now, these families will be reunited
33:01at a daddy-daughter dance.
33:03For you guys, it's a golden opportunity
33:05to see your children, to interface with them,
33:07to see your daughters and spend time with them.
33:10This is so positive because it gives them something
33:13really important to work towards.
33:16This will help them think,
33:17this is what I'm missing.
33:18I'm not going to do nothing silly again when I get out.
33:20What do you think fathers miss out on if they leave?
33:24Everything.
33:25Everything.
33:26It'd be so difficult to be separated from your family.
33:29Can you imagine if you weren't around
33:31to see Celia, be Celia right now?
33:33That'd suck.
33:34Santana was actually born when I was in prison.
33:37First time I ever seen her, I had to see her through a glass.
33:40I couldn't even touch her, couldn't kiss her, couldn't hold her.
33:43And then my first time actually ever touching her
33:45with Santana was about one.
33:47What?
33:48I first touched his child at one.
33:50How crushing would that be?
33:52I'm sick of seeing myself cry
33:54because of the stuff that you do.
33:56So next time you go back in jail,
33:59you're not going to even shed one single tear.
34:03She misses him so much,
34:04it just turns into like an anger.
34:06And she probably resents her father for not being there.
34:10Don sheds tears
34:12because he want to keep doing bad stuff.
34:16Poor thing.
34:17The daughters are the victims
34:18because they're not the ones that did anything,
34:19but they're the ones that are...
34:20Oh, they're getting impacted by the whole situation.
34:22Massively.
34:23My dad is the third strongest dad I know.
34:26Oh.
34:27Little girls idolise their dads, don't they?
34:30When I don't see my dad, that makes me miss him.
34:33But now I'm getting happier because I'm going to see him.
34:37I'm so nervous!
34:39Oh!
34:41I love this girl.
34:42Every morning I take her to school.
34:44One morning I wasn't there to take her to school,
34:46that was the morning I was arrested.
34:48Oh, no.
34:50It's so sad.
34:52I just tell her, like,
34:53Daddy made some bad decisions
34:55and it's not your fault that I'm gone away.
34:58These guys have made a few mistakes
35:01and it impacts so many other lives.
35:05After a long wait,
35:08the day of the dance has finally come.
35:11Oh, shut up, they're getting dressed up.
35:13So their kids won't see them as prisoners,
35:15their kids will see them as dads in suits.
35:17This is special.
35:19That's our father's...
35:20Is that our dad in a hallway?
35:22They've scrubbed up very well.
35:25Here they come.
35:31Oh, hi, Aubrey.
35:33Look how excited they are.
35:35I miss you.
35:42Oh, that's Antana.
35:44She was the one who was angry.
35:46Daddy!
35:49So she would never forgive her dad,
35:51and look at that hug.
35:54I love my dad.
35:57I miss him.
35:59I haven't even done a dance yet.
36:01May I have this dance?
36:03Yes.
36:05She is so sweet.
36:07Yes!
36:09Look at them.
36:11This means so much to the daughters.
36:15Oh, they're dancing!
36:17They're having a great time.
36:19You know what, for this time,
36:21they actually get to forget about that they're in jail.
36:23They're just having a regular night, aren't they?
36:25Yeah.
36:28It's so nice that they get to do this, right?
36:30But then you say bye again.
36:32I miss you.
36:34I miss you, too.
36:38I don't want to let you go.
36:42Take three deep breaths
36:44and then we're going to say see you later.
36:46See you later, OK?
36:48OK.
36:50I'll say bye.
36:52I want to hug my dad.
36:54I don't think I've ever been so happy
36:56I don't think I've ever been more affected
36:58by a show ever.
37:0095% of the fathers in the program
37:02have never returned to jail.
37:04That's good.
37:06That's worked.
37:08Such a simple act, but it's so powerful.
37:10It is.
37:12I think the more you can treat
37:14inmates like human beings,
37:16the higher chance they are to be rehabilitated
37:18when they come back into the real world.
37:20Tell you what, I'm going to go home
37:22and I'm going to hug Celia
37:24and I'm not going to do anything to make life
37:26as hard tonight.
37:44Can you believe I spent $83.05
37:46on Hungry Jacks last night
37:48on my way home?
37:50Look, not my proudest moment.
37:52Est-ce que je le ferai de nouveau? Probablement.
37:54Tuesday on Foxtel.
37:56Low Deck Mediterranean.
37:58Yes!
38:00I bloody love the Low Deck.
38:02Just maybe that one a little bit more.
38:04It's like a look behind the scenes at the cabin crew
38:06of elite luxury liners.
38:08Yep, and on board this season are...
38:10Hansel!
38:12Aisha!
38:14Welcome!
38:16She's a Kiwi, isn't she?
38:18Is Aisha like the boss on the boat?
38:20I don't want any crew sleeping in this forward cabin
38:22because it has a leak.
38:24Captain Sandy, baby!
38:26Sandy's a pretty good captain.
38:28And fresh on the boat is...
38:30Oh, hello, Chef!
38:32The past few charters, the food's been going great.
38:34Chef Jono can cook for me.
38:36I mean, she is always ready to rise to the occasion.
38:38Chef Jono?
38:40So, in this episode...
38:42I have bad news. We have a medicane,
38:44which is a hurricane, in the Mediterranean.
38:46This storm has caused so many issues.
38:48Two separate leaks, and now we're stuck at the dock.
38:50Uh-oh.
38:52It's staycation, if you will.
38:54All crew, all crew, guests are back to the boat.
38:56Are these the rich people?
38:58Help them! I'm good!
39:00Imagine you rented a boat and this was your weather.
39:02You'd be pissed, right?
39:04Well, they will be soon.
39:06So we're doing improv wine tasting here.
39:08Let's do it!
39:10We do improv wine tasting, it's just whatever's already open in the fridge.
39:12Is that just drinking?
39:14Yes.
39:16It happened by chance in the vineyard.
39:18I mean, I don't know if I'd start wrapping it.
39:20Aisha has some skills that you don't find on a CV.
39:22Get them more pissed.
39:24On a cruise.
39:26You can drink it all.
39:28It's not a sprint.
39:30Into the fireball.
39:32If they drink enough of that, they won't remember that they never left the dock.
39:34That's the plan, and now it's...
39:36Party time, baby.
39:38I want more wine.
39:40Nothing makes you more drunk than being dressed up like a mermaid.
39:42Right there.
39:44I hate it when that happens.
39:46I love balls.
39:48What?
39:50Why?
39:52The softer the better.
39:54Is she talking about the same balls I'm thinking of?
39:56Wow!
39:58There's some wear and tear on those things.
40:00Spoken like a true New Zealander.
40:02And after the guests are suitably...
40:04Wait, put both hands...
40:06I would love another mojito, please.
40:08Hi, m'lady, can I put this down?
40:10It's time to move to the main course.
40:12We've got tuna carpaccio.
40:14Oh, yum.
40:16It looks beautiful.
40:18I would eat it if I could.
40:20Why can't you eat it?
40:22Because it could kill me.
40:24She has a seafood allergy, and they've given her raw fish.
40:26One of the guests...
40:28It's on their preference sheet.
40:30Raw seafood would kill her.
40:32And it's in front of her plate.
40:34Oh, Jono.
40:36F*** me, bro.
40:38Sorry.
40:40Oh, she's sacking him.
40:42Oh, he's getting a sack.
40:44Really?
40:46Not the sack that Asha wants, though.
40:48No.
40:50Oh, poor Jono.
40:52But then, this happens.
40:54Oh!
40:56She couldn't get a replacement.
40:58So Jono gets a second chance.
41:00Okay.
41:02What's this one?
41:04Octopus and crispy calamari salad.
41:06I'm really nervous about the food they're serving now.
41:08I put a lot of effort into this dinner.
41:10I just really hope they like it.
41:12I just feel something else is going to go wrong.
41:14They're bringing desserts.
41:16I'm hoping it's a chocolate souffle,
41:18a creme brulee, or a souffle.
41:20Oh, yum. Cookies.
41:22If it's chocolate souffle, he's my hero.
41:24It's not chocolate souffle.
41:26What is it?
41:28It's a chocolate cake cookie ice cream thing.
41:30Uh-oh.
41:32That's very disappointing after this dinner.
41:34She's not happy.
41:36Just take it back, because I don't even want it.
41:38Oh!
41:40I don't even want it!
41:42A cookie with ice cream is not fun, darling.
41:44Really?
41:46Really? She's disappointed in my cookie?
41:48I'm so disappointed in myself.
41:50Jono's had two bad days in a row.
41:52You'll be all right, brother.
41:54She can't stack you.
41:56She's got no one else.
41:58And as the son finally makes an appearance...
42:00Bye, sweetheart.
42:02Oh, my God. Are they going home?
42:04They never left the dock.
42:06Get out of our whites and into our reds
42:08and meet in our usual place.
42:10Tip meeting.
42:12We were stuck at the dock,
42:14but the crew brought the energy
42:16which energized the clients.
42:18The tip's great.
42:20$25,000.
42:22What?
42:24$25,000?
42:26The food wasn't up to scratch.
42:28Someone nearly died.
42:30And they didn't leave the dock once.
42:32This is fun.
42:34No matter what season,
42:36no matter what country,
42:38you know below deck will be good.
42:52My name is Shannon.
42:54She took me out for brekkie on Father's Day.
42:56She's been doing it for 10 years, Keith.
42:58What did I have then?
43:00Yeah, I did.
43:02Another week,
43:04another controversial Netflix documentary
43:06with a twist.
43:08The Man With A Thousand Kids.
43:10That is an ominous title.
43:12This time, we're diving
43:14into the seedy underworld
43:16of fertility fraud.
43:18I've heard about this.
43:20I've been wanting to watch this for ages.
43:22First, we meet prospective parents Laura and Kate.
43:24We always knew
43:26that we wanted to have a family together.
43:28There's only one small problem.
43:30You need a penis.
43:32We knew that we had to source out a sperm donor,
43:34so we started searching online.
43:36Have you ever donated at a sperm bank?
43:38No, I've donated blood.
43:40Slightly different.
43:42Cryos is the largest international sperm bank
43:44in the world.
43:46They're based in Denmark.
43:48There were hundreds of donors.
43:50Do you get to see who your sperm's coming from?
43:52Yeah, very funny.
43:54We narrowed it down to one
43:56sperm donor from the Netherlands.
43:58I would choose him too.
44:00I think he's cute.
44:02Every child looks like that.
44:04Cryos stated that it was fine
44:06to import sperm
44:08into Australia.
44:10You can import sperm to Australia?
44:12How do you import it in an esky?
44:14Add to basket.
44:16Like you're buying clothes
44:18off the internet.
44:202,400.
44:22I feel like I'm wasting 2.5 grand a night.
44:24I saw Rude straight away.
44:26In that moment, it was beautiful.
44:28What a cutie.
44:30So far, so good.
44:32We knew through Cryos
44:34they had
44:36donor sibling Facebook pages.
44:38Of course there's a Facebook page for this.
44:40We got a private
44:42message that said
44:44this guy is a serial donor.
44:46He has no intentions of stopping.
44:48Oh my God.
44:50He's just dehydrated,
44:52donating everywhere.
44:54It's like seeing the same version
44:56of your own child, just slightly different.
44:58Look at his kids.
45:00Children of the corn.
45:02They're all the same.
45:04Seeking answers, the group tracks down
45:06serial donor Rude,
45:08a.k.a. Jonathan.
45:10Start living your own life and your own...
45:12Oh, he's a motivational speaker.
45:14Discover your own strength.
45:16Your strength is masturbating, my friend.
45:18And they discover Jonathan
45:20has been a very busy boy.
45:22We could see that he was
45:24donating frequently.
45:26There were times when he was coming every month.
45:28He wouldn't have any skin left on it.
45:30And they were going very quick,
45:32so we knew that he was
45:34very popular.
45:36But I thought they were meant to have a limit
45:38to how many they could sell.
45:40There's a national limit in every single
45:42country. And what we started to
45:44see is that
45:46he had reached his quota
45:48in most European countries.
45:50Look at the clothes! Shut up!
45:52There probably are thousands of children.
45:54Oh my God!
45:56But also, why is Jonathan
45:58doing this? Well, Jonathan's
46:00not telling. But we can be sure
46:02it's not to get rich.
46:04There's really no money
46:06to be had as a professional
46:08donor. Oh, so he's just a full narcissist.
46:10And the more children that he creates
46:12in his image,
46:14the more powerful his legacy will become.
46:16They're talking about him like he's a serial killer.
46:18He's a serial life-giver.
46:20No, he's a sicko.
46:22But has he done anything wrong?
46:24Well, it's here the story takes
46:26a dark turn, when it's revealed
46:28Jonathan has a sperm-sharing accomplice.
46:30What? What are they doing?
46:32He's a co-wanker.
46:34They met each other in a parking place.
46:36To do what?
46:38They put their sperm together,
46:40mix it, and give it
46:42to the women who wanted to get pregnant.
46:44Oh, shit!
46:46It's a sperm cocktail.
46:48Let's do a sperm roulette.
46:50And see who's sperm wins.
46:52Oh, those poor people.
46:54Yes, you know, that's bad.
46:56It's disgusting. Sick bastard.
46:58There's something that's happened in his past
47:00that's messed him up, right?
47:02I just don't think that's enough of a reason to go and put your
47:04zhuzhi in thousands of women.
47:06Do you know what you do? You go to therapy.
47:08Like a grown-up.
47:10We all felt a responsibility.
47:12It needed to be done.
47:14Yeah, like, how do you stop him?
47:16I mean, if anyone's going to solve it,
47:18it's a lesbian couple from Australia.
47:20He really fucked with the wrong women.
47:24Wow.
47:26Mind blown.
47:28I'm going to think about this all night.
47:30I'm going to continue watching it.
47:42Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada