Mr Ed Temporada 1 Capitulo 24
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00:00Un día, mi esposa me hizo un reto.
00:02Se fue de cuenta, pero 22 días después me acabaron cada mes.
00:06Se fue de cuenta, pero 23 días después me acabaron cada mes.
00:10Y me quedé sola a la tierra.
00:13Victoria, sí, está mucho mejor.
00:15Si no, no me iba a quedar sola.
00:17No me quedaría sola.
00:19Y aquí tengo mis pensillos.
00:22Je le crayon.
00:25Je le crayon.
00:27Vous avez le crayon.
00:30Vous avez le crayon.
00:33Vous avez le crayon.
00:36Hey, what's going on here?
00:38Hello, chérie. How are you?
00:41What's with the beret and the phonograph?
00:43Where did you get them?
00:44I ordered them over the telephone.
00:47I am thinking of taking the trip around the world.
00:52La única visita que vas a tomar es la de Rounsey Stable.
00:55Por supuesto que quiero viajar. Es la cosa más ridícula que he oído.
00:58Pero yo quiero ver España, Francia, China.
01:03China. China. Vuelvo.
01:12Voy a la rickshaw, estaré bien contigo.
01:16Oh, hop in rickshaw, sir. 25 yen, first mile.
01:19Oh, come on, here we go.
01:22Because we have great wall of China.
01:25On the left we have the target place, and on the right we have the fish.
01:28I think you flipped your fortune cookie.
01:31What's new? You still married a king?
01:36Wilbur, I don't understand what goes on in here.
01:39Somehow you're a different man once you come into this bar.
01:42You talk to yourself, you act strangely.
01:45Why don't you give up this place and get yourself an office on the outside?
01:48I can't. I'm not well.
01:55I'll see the world if I have to join the Navy.
02:04Hello?
02:05Hello, this is George Hausner from radio station WPXQ.
02:09Watch on your mind, George.
02:11I'm calling for our giant jackpot contest.
02:14How much is the prize?
02:16A hundred dollars.
02:17This is Mr. Post.
02:19What's your question?
02:21Mr. Post, you have just one minute to answer.
02:24Now, you may feel free to use any books that you have.
02:27Your friends can help you.
02:29Stop gabbing, George, and ask the question.
02:32All right, Mr. Post, you have one minute to answer.
02:35Can you tell us, what is the capital of Iceland?
02:41That's easy.
02:43Reykjavik.
02:45Congratulations, Mr. Post, you have won a hundred dollars.
02:49And you are now eligible for our giant jackpot $5,000 prize next week.
02:54$5,000?
02:56Oh, thank you.
02:59Thank you.
03:01Those little Spanish fillies are practically sitting on my lap now.
03:06La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
03:16What? What's the matter?
03:17Why didn't you tell me you won a contest?
03:19Oh, well, I didn't.
03:21What contest?
03:22This contest.
03:23Oh, you should have told me.
03:26Wilbur Post, 17 Valley Road, won contest,
03:31eligible for $5,000 final next week.
03:36Must be some other Wilbur Post.
03:38Living at the same address?
03:40You got a point there.
03:42Oh, Wilbur, I'm so proud of you.
03:44Honey, I tell you, it wasn't me.
03:46I'm going to call the radio station.
03:48It was me, buddy boy.
03:52Had you fooled for a minute, didn't I?
03:57Oh, Wilbur, how did you know that the capital of Iceland was Reykjavik?
04:02It is? I mean, it is.
04:04Any school horse, any school boy knows that.
04:07Well, how's our famous quiz kid?
04:09Congratulations, my boy.
04:11Isn't it wonderful?
04:12Just imagine, if he answers this question, we get $5,000.
04:16Two mink coats is the first prize.
04:19$5,000.
04:21If he answers this question, we get $5,000.
04:24Two mink coats is the first prize.
04:27Wilbur, what do you intend to do with the $5,000 if you win?
04:33Well, I really hadn't thought about it.
04:35Well, we've always wanted to travel, but we never could afford it.
04:38Maybe we could go to Europe.
04:40Sure, and if we run out of money in Copenhagen,
04:42I'll just pick up the phone and win another $5,000.
04:45Oh, I wish we could go along.
04:47Why not? Money was meant to be spent.
04:49I think it's a wonderful idea.
04:50The four of us should have a rousing time in Europe.
04:53Sure. We'll spend the $5,000 we won,
04:55and then with the $5,000 you're going to spend,
04:57we will have a rousing time.
05:01You mean, we're not going as your guests?
05:08Well, on second thought, let's see America first.
05:10It's more patriotic.
05:12And cheaper.
05:15Oh, honey, I always said you were smart.
05:18Why don't my family read about your winning?
05:20My father always thought you were a dumbbell.
05:22Yeah, well, this will prove it.
05:24He did?
05:26I bet he doesn't know that Reykjavik is the capital of Sweden.
05:29Iceland.
05:31I just want to see if you're on your toes.
05:34Well, if you want me to hear, I'll be in my office,
05:36resting my brain.
05:42Gilbert, maybe you should start studying.
05:45I mean, who knows what question they're going to ask you next week.
05:47Just let them dial. I'll be ready at my end.
05:50Ed? Oh, boy. Ed, how did you do it?
05:53It was nothing.
05:55Start at the very beginning. Tell me all about it.
05:57Nothing to tell. The phone rang, I answered,
06:00and please put the hundred in my account.
06:03I was so excited.
06:04You know, if we win that $5,000, I'm going to take her to Europe.
06:07Sure, we can't leave her here.
06:09Let's take her with us.
06:11And we'll travel first class.
06:14I don't like to mix with the hoi polloi.
06:17Ed, forget about it. We can't take a horse along.
06:20Hold it, Mac.
06:22Who's taking who?
06:24I answered the phone last night.
06:26But you used my name.
06:28But I used my brain.
06:31Well, we'll try to work something out, Ed.
06:34Meanwhile, I better start phoning up.
06:37Wilbur.
06:39I've been thinking.
06:41When that phone rings next week, you may get stage fright.
06:44They may ask you a perfectly simple question like,
06:46Who is the 13th President of the United States?
06:48You can't answer.
06:50The next day, millions of people are going to be laughing at you.
06:55Why is your horse wearing this Tyrolean hat?
06:58Oh, well, I let him eat a piece of my Swiss cheese sandwich,
07:01and it went to his head.
07:03You were right. You aren't well.
07:10Ed.
07:18The 13th President. Abraham Lincoln?
07:22Andrew Jackson?
07:25Zachary Taylor?
07:27Try Mickey Mouse.
07:29Who was it?
07:31Millard Fillmore.
07:33Born January 7, 1800.
07:36Died...
07:37All right, don't rub it in.
07:39Ed, I'll feel like a fool if I miss an easy question.
07:42And you can't help me because Carol and the Addisons will be with me.
07:45Well, don't worry about that.
07:47Just cancel all your engagements this week.
07:50What for?
07:51I'm going to coach you.
07:53Ed, I would really appreciate it.
07:55Cut the cord.
07:57Just repeat after me.
07:59George Washington, born February 22.
08:02Carol, be sensitive.
08:04Is it worth it?
08:05Your husband is driving himself to exhaustion.
08:07He's been studying every night this week.
08:09He hasn't slept. He's been skipping meals. He's been...
08:15Robert, you look tired.
08:17Can I get you some coffee?
08:19Coffee. Brazil. Area.
08:213,288,050 square miles.
08:24He's a walking zombie.
08:26Honey, you skipped dinner.
08:28Can I fix you a turkey sandwich?
08:30Turkey. Republic since 1923.
08:32Bordered in the west by Greece, Bulgaria and the Aegean Sea.
08:36Look what he's going through to win this contest.
08:38And you want him to throw away that prize money.
08:40Money. The international rate of exchange.
08:42In Greece, the currency unit is the drachma.
08:44In Guatemala, it's the quetzal.
08:46In Honduras, it's the limpera.
08:48In Iceland, it...
08:50Iceland, it's...
08:52Iceland, it's...
08:54Dried fish.
08:56Oh, Addison, why don't you leave him alone?
08:58Alone.
09:00The act of lending or a sum of money lent for interest.
09:02See interest.
09:04Honey, maybe you studied enough tonight.
09:06No, I've got a lot more reading to do, dear.
09:09If you want me, I'll be in the barn.
09:14Darling, the barn's over here.
09:16Morning, Roger. Morning, Kay.
09:189 o'clock at night and he says good morning?
09:21Is this worth a trip to Europe?
09:23Europe, a continent with adjacent islands...
09:45Get your thinking, Captain.
09:47Get your thinking cap on, amigo.
09:49We're doing Spain.
09:51Yes, master.
09:53What is the capital?
09:55Capital of Spain.
09:57Capital of Spain?
10:03Oh, Ed, it's no use. I'm worn out.
10:05Shall I give you a massage?
10:07Ed, it won't help.
10:09When that phone rings tomorrow,
10:11I'll be too tired to think of the answer.
10:13And with Carol and Addison in the room with me,
10:15you won't be able to help me.
10:17Oh, yes, I will.
10:19Ed, you mean you're going to talk in front of everyone?
10:23No.
10:25It's going to be just you and me in this barn, chum.
10:33How far is the Earth from the Moon?
10:37Uh, 250,000 miles.
10:39Right.
10:41Uh, what year was Lincoln assassinated?
10:431865.
10:45The month?
10:47April.
10:49The day?
10:51The 14th.
10:53You want to know what Abe had for dinner?
10:55Oh, we're a cinch to win tonight, Ed.
10:59Then I'll take you on the continent.
11:01All over.
11:03Oh, we'll eat like a king.
11:05In Italy, it'll be...
11:07In Germany...
11:11That's what I call eating.
11:13Wilbur, you've been around that horse so long,
11:15you're starting to eat like one.
11:17Hi, Roger. Pull up a chair.
11:19Thanks.
11:21Have a grape.
11:23Wilbur, I've come to appeal to you.
11:25If you answer that question correctly tonight,
11:27you may break up a happy marriage.
11:29Oh, no. Carol loves me.
11:31I'm talking about my own marriage.
11:33I'm going to be frank with you.
11:35If she goes on a spending spree in Europe,
11:37I'll come home a pauper.
11:39Please, I happen to know you are loaded.
11:41Why don't you want to take your wife
11:43on a trip to Europe?
11:45Because I'm not only loaded, I'm stingy.
11:47Wilbur, this is Mr. Hausner
11:49from the Giant Jackpot Show.
11:51Oh, don't get up, Mr. Post.
11:53Mr. Hausner, this is my neighbor, Mr. Edison.
11:55Mr. Edison, how do you do?
11:57If you'll excuse me, I have an appointment
11:59with the bankruptcy board.
12:01Mr. Hausner is here to give you last-minute instructions.
12:03That's right, Mr. Post. I want to make sure,
12:05first of all, that you'll be home
12:07at 9 o'clock when we make that big telephone call.
12:09Oh, don't you worry. I'll be here.
12:11Honey, would you wake me
12:13at, oh, about 5 to 9?
12:15I'll be taking a little nap.
12:17Isn't he confident?
12:19Do you know he has barely looked at a book
12:21in two days?
12:23Once I read something, I never forget it.
12:25I have total recall.
12:27Total recall?
12:29He can't remember what he ate today.
12:31Just one more reminder, Mr. Post.
12:33You'll have one minute to answer the question.
12:35Now then, feel free to use
12:37any reference books your friends
12:39or your wife can help you.
12:41No, thank you. I don't need anybody with me.
12:43You certainly have the most
12:45amazing confidence.
12:47I just left your competitor, Carl Schultz,
12:49at his grocery store, and you've never
12:51seen a more nervous man.
12:53Well, some people have it.
12:55Some people don't.
12:57He's pretty smart
12:59with my brains.
13:01Well, good luck, Mr. Post.
13:03Thanks, but I won't need it.
13:05Oh, did I
13:07leave my briefcase in your living room,
13:09Mrs. Post? Briefcase?
13:11No, you didn't have any.
13:13Oh, I must have left it somewhere.
13:15Well, remember, you will have
13:17just 60 seconds to come up with
13:19the right answer. 60 seconds
13:21for a simple geography question.
13:23I wonder what I'll do with the extra
13:2559.
13:27Here, I'll show you out, Mr. Houser.
13:29Thank you.
13:37Carl.
13:39Do you think it's all right to come back here?
13:41Nobody answered the front door.
13:43Maybe there's somebody back here.
13:45But, Carl, maybe we should bring Mr. Houser's
13:47briefcase to the radio station.
13:49He must be looking for it.
13:51But he told us he will be coming here.
13:53Maybe he's back in the barn. Let's look.
14:03Nobody answers.
14:05Oh,
14:07what a beautiful horse.
14:09Well, if you are lucky enough to win the contest,
14:11could we buy a little farm
14:13and a nice horse like this?
14:15There you go, dreaming again, Frida.
14:17People like us don't have such luck.
14:19I guess you are right.
14:21Look at this beautiful house.
14:23Must be a very smart man,
14:25that architect.
14:27Yes, Frida, he must be.
14:29Carl, if we are lucky enough, if we win,
14:31maybe we can send for my mother.
14:33I haven't seen her in 33 years.
14:35We'll see, Frida.
14:37We'll see. Come.
14:3933 years?
14:41That's a long time
14:43not to see your mother.
14:51Those soldiers are gonna need some help.
14:57Carol, shouldn't you be waking him?
14:59They'll be calling in a few minutes.
15:01Oh, Addison doll, you do want Wilbur to win after all.
15:03Well, nobody wants to live next door to a loser.
15:05Oh, I love Europe.
15:07Of course, they say travel is very broadening.
15:09When it comes to money, it can be very flattening.
15:11Wilbur, it's time.
15:13Coming, dear.
15:17Honey, guess what?
15:19If you win, Roger is coming to Europe with us.
15:21Well...
15:25We'll come down to steerage
15:27and say hello to you.
15:29Honey, are you sure
15:31you don't want us to go to the barn with you?
15:33We could look for the answer in the books.
15:35I'm an expert page-turner.
15:37I used to date a librarian.
15:39Thank you, thank you. That won't be necessary.
15:41At a time like this,
15:43I should be alone with my thoughts.
15:45I'm a lucky girl
15:47to be married to such a brilliant man.
15:49You know, um,
15:51Addison may not be smart, sweetie,
15:53but he's loaded.
15:55Time for company.
16:01Mrs. Post?
16:03That's right.
16:05I'm Charlie Grant from the Jai Jackpot show.
16:07I'm here to take some pictures of your husband.
16:09In a few minutes, that phone's gonna ring,
16:11you'll give the answer,
16:13and then you'll be serenading a Spanish filly
16:15under her stable window.
16:17Pull up a chair, Wilbur.
16:19For you or me?
16:21Wilbur, there comes a time in your life
16:23when you have to make sacrifices.
16:25What do you mean?
16:2733 years is a long, long time
16:29not to see your old mother.
16:31What are you talking about?
16:33Mrs. Post?
16:35I'm Charlie Grant from Jai Jackpot.
16:37Would you mind waiting in the house?
16:39I'm expecting the call in a few seconds.
16:41I'll take your picture.
16:43Well, why don't you take it after I win?
16:45I'll have a bigger smile on my face.
16:47Well, no, I'd lose my job if I didn't get a shot of you
16:49on the phone.
16:53You better answer it, Mr. Post.
16:55That's $5,000.
16:57Oh, yes, good.
17:07Uh, hello?
17:09Mr. Post, you have 60 seconds
17:11to answer our giant jackpot question.
17:13For $5,000,
17:15in what ocean
17:17are the Cape Verde Islands?
17:23Cape Verde Islands?
17:29The Cape Verde Islands?
17:31The Cape Verde Islands?
17:37Cape Verde...
17:39Just a minute.
17:43Help! Roger! Carol! Katie!
17:45Help!
17:49Where's the geography book?
17:51Hold on, hold on.
17:53Wait, wait.
17:55Excuse me.
18:01Excuse me.
18:05What's wrong?
18:07Where are the Cape Verde Islands?
18:17It's in the geography book.
18:19Help me find the geography book.
18:21Just a minute.
18:27Mr. Post, you have
18:2920 seconds.
18:3119, 18...
18:33Hurry!
18:35It's got to be here somewhere.
18:3714, 13...
18:3912, 11...
18:4110, 9...
18:438, 7...
18:45The Cape Verde Islands are...
18:49in the Pacific Ocean?
18:51No, I'm sorry, Mr. Post.
18:53They're in the North Atlantic.
18:59I was wrong.
19:01They're in the North Atlantic.
19:03It's just slightly off.
19:05How far?
19:07$5,000 worth.
19:09Mr. Post,
19:11how about a big smile?
19:15Wouldn't you rather have an honest picture
19:17of a man crying?
19:19Thanks a lot.
19:21Oh, Addison.
19:23Don't you fret, my dear.
19:25I'll take you on a trip real soon.
19:27Ready? Cucamonga?
19:29Why don't you kids come over for coffee
19:31in a few minutes?
19:33I should be over my nervous breakdown by then.
19:41Oh, never mind, honey.
19:43We'll take a trip someday.
19:45Yeah, but not to the Cape Verde Islands.
19:47Why don't you give Katie a hand?
19:49I'll be right in, dear.
19:51All right.
19:57Ed, why did you turn your back on me?
19:59It wasn't my fault.
20:01I know you were looking forward to taking this trip,
20:03but I couldn't get rid of the photographer.
20:05And about that geography book,
20:07what do you suppose could have happened to it?
20:11Where is it?
20:15Why did you hide it?
20:17We might have won.
20:19I did it for Carl and Frida.
20:21Carl and Frida?
20:23Who are they?
20:25Well, that's a long story.
20:27As I said,
20:29there comes a time in your life
20:31when you have to make sacrifices.
20:33This old couple,
20:35she hasn't seen her mother in 33 years.
20:37I've just got a terrible body.
20:43Here's a picture of the Schultzes
20:45accepting the $5,000.
20:47They're cute.
20:49You're not sore at me, are you, Wilbur?
20:51Oh, of course not.
20:53It was a nice thing you did,
20:55making it possible for Mrs. Schultz to bring her mother over.
20:57Yeah, I always was a sore loser.