Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 27th September 2024
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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 27th September 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 27th September 2024
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariya.
00:22Dosto, agar aap chahate hain ki cardiovascular diseases hoti hain,
00:26jo dil se mutaalik bimaariyan hain, wo aapko na hoon,
00:30ki unka chance bahut kam ho jaye.
00:32Aur aap yeh chahate hain ki aapke dimaag ko khoon ki raawani bahut behtar ho jaye.
00:38Aapka dimaag pehle se zyada behtar kaam karne lag jaye.
00:41Aur aapki kuwat-e-mudaafiyat,
00:42yaani aapka immune system bahut behtar ho jaye.
00:45Aur aapke jo pathe hain,
00:47wo pehle se mazboot ho jaye aur poore jism mein,
00:50khoon jo hai, wo jagay-jagay, oxygen pohcha de,
00:53toh uska aaj aapko main ek ilaaj batata hu.
00:56Balke uske liye main aapko aaj ek tariqa batata hu.
00:58Wo yeh hain ki aap zyada se zyada hoshiyaariyan dekhe.
01:01Ji haan, main aapko bilkul durst keh raha hu.
01:03Aur scientifically, medically aapko main durst keh raha hu.
01:06Ki science yeh kehti hain, ki jab aap haste hain,
01:09toh aapki therapy hoti hain.
01:11Aapki jo therapy hoti hain,
01:12laughter se, humour se, mazaak se,
01:15wo bilkul aise hi hoti hain,
01:17ki aapke jism ke liye yeh shock absorber hai.
01:21Gaadi ke andar, agar shock absorbers na ho,
01:24toh aap andaza karein ki agar road kharab ho,
01:27jagay-jagay potholes ho,
01:29ya bumps ho,
01:30toh aap kaisa safar mein mehsoos karenge,
01:32us gaadi mein bethe hue.
01:34Zindagi bilkul waise hi guzarti hain,
01:36jaise bagayar shock absorbers ke koi gaadi ho.
01:39Yeh bahut aaham hai,
01:41ki apni zindagi, apni life ki gaadi mein
01:43yeh shock absorbers lagayen.
01:45Aur wo hai humour,
01:46wo hai laughter.
01:47Isliye hoshiyariyan bhi dekhte rahein,
01:49aur iske saath-saath,
01:50jahan bhi mizaak ka mauka mile,
01:52wo chhode na,
01:53badi aaham cheez hoti hain.
01:54Aaye, isi pehgaam ke saath chhuru karte hain aaj ka show.
01:57Aaj aapko sehat ki baat ho rahi hain,
01:59toh akhaade mein leke chalte hain,
02:00aur dekhte hain akhaade mein
02:01isaak kya ho raha hain.
02:02Jaldi kar kera, sahi kar kera.
02:04Kya karein ho?
02:05Yeh bheech hoti,
02:06maame haan bheech hoti,
02:07thode yeh.
02:08Yeh dana kera khuju.
02:09Yeh kya kar kya rahein ho?
02:10Yeh kya kar kya rahein ho?
02:11Yeh duaai bana rahein hain,
02:12kis cheez ki?
02:13Yeh jeda saada munda nahi,
02:14Arshad Nadeem,
02:15jee jee.
02:16Gold medal leh aake aaya,
02:17jee jee.
02:18Wo muneyanu main sunjaya,
02:19main aage,
02:20tusi bhi hai lumping chh jaao.
02:21Achha.
02:22Woh khutlab kamaaj laaya,
02:23toh main bana rahein hain,
02:24duaai.
02:25Nahi, nahi, nahi,
02:26agar unke body mein,
02:27unke blood mein,
02:28dawaa aagey,
02:29toh woh disqualified ho.
02:30Woh kera ho,
02:31duaa nahi,
02:32kera woh jari hundi hai.
02:33Yeh kuzirti duaa aaje.
02:34Kaunsi?
02:35Kuzirti.
02:36Achha, achha.
02:37Toh tumhe kya lag raha hai,
02:38Nazim,
02:39kitne gold medal jeet hoge?
02:40Cheez kathukat.
02:41Humari duaa hai,
02:42ke aapki tamanna puri ho,
02:43ismein daal kya keh rahein hain?
02:44Woh khana khara ba?
02:45Cheez saaji.
02:46Yeh tukhme khitmi paayi ho?
02:47Cheez saaji,
02:48tukhme khitmi aap paayi ho?
02:49Tukhme langa paayi ho?
02:50Aanji, aanji.
02:51Tukhme malathi paayi ho?
02:52Paati, saaji.
02:53Woh sara kuch hai de,
02:54jee paati paayi ho?
02:55Yaar, yeh tumhre
02:56thande kisam ke athleet
02:57banane lagey ho.
02:58Paaji,
02:59shakeer karo ke,
03:00yeh jadee dwaai hai,
03:01yeh jadee steer ride nahi je.
03:02Achha,
03:03ismein steer ride.
03:04Yeh jadee munde
03:05gym karte hain,
03:06yeh jadee party bada hi,
03:07yeh steer ride je.
03:08Achha,
03:09sab steer rides nahi hote.
03:11Yeh munda
03:12karatyaar kar rahe ho,
03:13gola nahi sodte.
03:14Achha,
03:15short putt.
03:16Yeh nahi jadee
03:17tukhme aake the,
03:18yeh sodte nahi.
03:19Aanji,
03:20woh toh putar
03:21piche hi sodta hai.
03:22Haan,
03:23woh gardan ke paas
03:24rakhe na usko.
03:25Haan,
03:26ithe kere rakhe na.
03:27Haan,
03:28woh 180 degree
03:29ghoom ke maate.
03:30Yeh nahi ithe rakhe
03:31usko gola lagta hai,
03:32phoon aaya hai itha.
03:33Haan,
03:34mehna style hi
03:35aisa nahi tha,
03:36lagta hai
03:37mayya kehne lagta hai.
03:38Swimming ke exercise
03:39koi nahi.
03:40Yeh kyun bethi mein hai?
03:41Kaun?
03:42Haan,
03:43mehne waqe
03:44yeh kaun hai?
03:45Kyun bethi mein hai?
03:46Sare aisa jana
03:47sade
03:48guzurg ne maa
03:49pehaan ne.
03:50Achha,
03:51pehaan meri
03:52hoya ki yeh?
03:53Ki yeh?
03:54Gaal daas tu.
03:55Gaal pata ki yeh?
03:56Haan,
03:57yeh te
03:58agli bhi gaal chala
03:59na ki yeh?
04:00Akharo,
04:01ek minute.
04:02Jo hindi yeh?
04:03Hoya ki yeh
04:04pehaan meri hai?
04:05Swaade hundi hai na.
04:06Haan,
04:07mehna kalli ro hundi hai,
04:08pehaan meri hai.
04:09Yeh te gaal ho gayi
04:10ki tu aadhe hundi hai.
04:11Kena tu aadhe hundi hai.
04:12Tu kaun pehaan hai?
04:13Tu rag raha laa.
04:14Chala,
04:15tu aadhe hundi hai.
04:16Toh ke kuch gaal hai.
04:17Jo meri nal ho rahi hai.
04:18Oho.
04:19Keh rahi hai,
04:20aisa doodh
04:21dasse gyi
04:22kaun kaha gayi?
04:23Yaar,
04:24apna gaam karo,
04:25ek meena
04:26pandra din
04:27lagan gayi.
04:28Mere kaar te
04:29billa kabza karna chanda.
04:30Billa kya?
04:31Hai kya billa?
04:32Badmaash.
04:33Oho.
04:34Nakalli jaan,
04:35kabza karna chanda.
04:36Kabza karna chanda.
04:37Meenu karon
04:38katna chanda.
04:39Naar ho,
04:40meri pehaan hai.
04:41Meri kera zimmedaari hai.
04:42Billa tere kaar te
04:43kabza kare,
04:44phir menu kera
04:45dassi.
04:46Dekho,
04:47thark
04:48amdaad
04:49pehaan
04:50baaste hai.
04:51Meri matat
04:52karo.
04:53Baaji,
04:54mataad ke nahi hai.
04:55Baad tuhi chhaar
04:56de ho.
04:57Athe billa de
04:58kaan phara maange.
04:59Hain.
05:00Hote do palwaan
05:01baan maange.
05:02Zimmedaari naal
05:03laa hai.
05:04Ten chaar
05:05chhpeda maar
05:06ke de
05:07nikal gaya
05:08maaag hai.
05:09Maami jo
05:10maaag hai,
05:11ko jado
05:12unni
05:13gaali nahi
05:14koi keeti.
05:15Reh meri hai
05:16pehaan.
05:17Haan ji.
05:18Jan maaag
05:19jari gaal
05:20keeti hai,
05:21phalwaan
05:22ho jade
05:23kaan.
05:24Kabza kare
05:25de dassi.
05:26Haan.
05:27Ab unke
05:28dar se
05:29kare gayi nahi
05:30ho.
05:31Aap jaayen.
05:32Jaadu,
05:34ragat so raja.
05:37Oh my God.
05:39Aali yeh the hi hai maa.
05:40Koti jump hai gayi.
05:42Yeh kaun hai?
05:43Yeh try kar rahe hain,
05:44kera long jump di.
05:46Okay.
05:47Yaar Olympics mein toh
05:48short jump kuch nahi hota hai.
05:49Yeh toh bahut short jump thi.
05:50Yeh short jump hai.
05:51Haan.
05:53Ek gate ko kera shuru hai.
05:54Haan ji.
05:57Azeeri sare praan
05:58long jump de maahiran ji.
05:59Aisa kyu hai?
06:00Sare expert hain ji.
06:01Kaise?
06:02Aisa ka chappade.
06:05U bere toh
06:06daudh ke aapke jaa
06:07rast kar raha.
06:08Acha tu maara record kitna hai?
06:09Kitne meter tak
06:10jump laga sakte ho?
06:11Oh sika ji
06:12mere khil jahne
06:13sooba mein jump keeta na
06:14ji.
06:15Oh sika,
06:16three quarter meter.
06:17Haan?
06:18Sadi toh aayegi
06:19ke jihne nene
06:20meter complete keeta na
06:21bakhaara sharab
06:22band kar de.
06:23Haan?
06:24Haan?
06:25Haan?
06:26Haan?
06:27Haan?
06:28Haan?
06:29Haan?
06:30Haan?
06:31Huh?
06:32Hu Saab
06:34tuisi yeh dahe
06:35jump na beko.
06:36Acha?
06:37Mahena
06:38dwahi band lanki de..
06:39Jeh zemen
06:40jan bhi meter
06:41de na aave
06:42te tadiyen
06:55Where are the students?
06:56They are coming.
06:58Okay, sir.
07:00Sir, it's not stopping.
07:06He is our sprinter.
07:07Oh!
07:08It's not stopping.
07:09It's not stopping.
07:11It's the same.
07:16He has brought a timer.
07:18It's not stopping. It's running away.
07:20He has brought a situation.
07:25Sir, it's not stopping.
07:31I know that he is a hard worker.
07:33Greetings, Mr. Khaleel.
07:34He is our player.
07:36The boys are getting ready.
07:38Wow!
07:39The boys are getting ready.
07:40The boy whom mother didn't get ready even for Eid.
07:42Is the boy getting ready or the mountain?
07:45He..
07:46Yes.
07:47He is not a world champion.
07:48Take him out.
07:49We will catch him.
07:51If we don't catch him.
07:52Put your hands like this.
07:55Like this.
07:57Put your hands like this.
07:58Listen to me. Come forward.
08:00Come forward.
08:00Come forward. Stand here.
08:02Put your arms like this.
08:03Arms.
08:05Hold him from the middle.
08:07Put your arms like this.
08:09Put your arms like this.
08:10Put your arms like this.
08:11Put your arms like this.
08:13No, that's enough.
08:16Sir, I won't let you do it.
08:19Throw him.
08:20Arms.
08:21Come on.
08:22Hey.
08:23Come on.
08:23Very good.
08:24Oh, no.
08:26If he goes to his aunt's house
08:27he will cut his throat.
08:30Where did he go?
08:31He has gone to eat his throat.
08:36Be careful, uncle.
08:38Keep it.
08:39Don't let him eat the whole goat.
08:42How did you pick it up?
08:44How did you keep it?
08:44Do you know?
08:46All the bones in your waist
08:48can be destroyed with this style.
08:50This is not a medicine.
08:51You have to wear a belt for that.
08:54I have a belt.
08:55That's fine.
08:56We have tied it up.
09:03Hey, uncle.
09:05Come to his house.
09:07He says, don't tell him anything.
09:09He has a big stomach.
09:11He won't be able to eat the whole plate.
09:13Yes.
09:14He will eat the whole plate.
09:15Who turned on the lights?
09:18Mr. Anaru, his father will also get angry.
09:19He is using medicine.
09:30Look at this.
09:30Hey, look at this.
09:32What?
09:33This is the work of the arm.
09:35What is this?
09:36He will eat the whole plate.
09:40He will eat the whole plate.
09:42Is it enough?
09:43Give me more.
09:43He will eat the whole plate.
09:45Give me more.
09:47You are making him work for no reason.
09:50I am full.
09:53Hey, brother.
09:54He is eating the whole plate.
09:56Cut it.
09:57Cut this too.
09:59Cut this too.
09:59What is the use?
10:01I gave you one before.
10:02Brother, this is not right.
10:03Cut this too.
10:08And this too.
10:12This is the style.
10:15Wow.
10:19This is the style.
10:20He is eating the whole plate.
10:23This was not even clean and jerk.
10:24What was it?
10:25Oh, God.
10:26Sir, he is not stopping anywhere.
10:30He is 22 years old.
10:32He is not a big boy.
10:33He is running like a big boy.
10:36Look at him, sir.
10:38God willing, he will win.
10:39He is behind you.
10:42Sir, thank God, he didn't get a new hair.
10:44He will jump.
10:47He will jump with a gold medal.
10:48He is taking medicine.
10:50Yes.
10:51The medicine is being made.
10:52Once you take it, you will leave the jungle.
10:55Then we will die.
10:56Give me the medicine.
10:57Yes.
10:58He is eating the whole plate.
11:00He is not stopping.
11:02Sir, what is your problem?
11:04Sir, he is a wrestler.
11:05Then become a wrestler.
11:06You have created a bad atmosphere.
11:08He is pulling hard.
11:09He is pulling hard.
11:12He is pulling the cars.
11:13He will win a medal.
11:14It is not possible in Olympics.
11:16It is not possible?
11:17But he will do it.
11:18Okay.
11:22He is scaring us.
11:23He is not aware of it.
11:25He is taking medicine.
11:26I think all these kids are Khan Baba.
11:30I swear.
11:31Don't I know Khan Baba?
11:32Yes.
11:33What is he doing?
11:38He will break the car.
11:39Wow.
11:41This is not medicine.
11:42I don't know what game you are playing.
11:45Me?
11:46Yes.
11:46Sir, I am a wrestler.
11:47This is a training.
11:50I will win a medal.
11:52He is resting his weight on his chest.
11:54You are making him rest on his stomach.
12:00He is also a record.
12:02He sleeps for 1.5 to 2 hours.
12:05Sir, I have to take medicine.
12:07I have to do the rest of the press too.
12:09And what did you start doing?
12:12I am a shot putter.
12:13Yes.
12:14I can shoot.
12:15You can shoot.
12:16Wait.
12:17Go.
12:19Do you want to shoot?
12:23This is not a big deal.
12:25Let me shoot once.
12:28You want to shoot?
12:29Yes.
12:31I want to shoot.
12:33Shoot?
12:34Yes.
12:34Shoot.
12:35Oh, yes.
12:38He is doing it.
12:39What is this?
12:40Yes.
12:41He has gone crazy.
12:43Look at him.
12:45Look at him.
12:47He is like a dog.
12:49Why are you looking at him?
12:51Look at me first.
12:56Shoot.
12:57Shoot.
12:57Me?
12:58Yes.
12:59You?
12:59He died first.
13:01Oh.
13:03Who has switched off the lights?
13:05The one who did it on my turn.
13:08Don't you guys feel ashamed?
13:09He attacks women.
13:11This is the condition of your trainers.
13:12What is the use of your herbs that he hit me on my head?
13:15You should be sitting in the audience, not in this room.
13:20Come on.
13:22Wow. He has done a long jump.
13:25It's not a long jump.
13:26There is a dog behind him.
13:28It's me.
13:30It's me.
13:32I am telling you.
13:33He has come out.
13:34I am going to get a ticket for the dog.
13:38Oh, I am dead.
13:39I am ruined, my brave wrestlers.
13:42You told me to capture him.
13:47And then you told me.
13:48What happened now?
13:50The cat has captured him.
13:51What did he capture?
13:52He has captured him.
13:53Now tell me.
13:55What did he capture?
13:56Where were you?
13:57I had gone to get the things for the dog.
14:00How do you know that he will capture him?
14:01You stay at home.
14:03I trusted you.
14:05I trusted you that you are my brave wrestlers.
14:09You are telling me that he is going to capture him.
14:11I didn't say that.
14:13I told you.
14:14Yes.
14:14You are my wrestlers.
14:15I am going to get the things for the dog.
14:16Why do you need that?
14:18He will come if you tell him.
14:20The cat has captured him.
14:21Yes.
14:25He won't be able to escape now.
14:26He is scared.
14:27Call the other number.
14:29I will call him.
14:29The cat has captured him.
14:31The dog has captured him.
14:33Where is the phone?
14:34You should have called me when you are in trouble.
14:37I am in trouble.
14:40Stand here.
14:41Believe me.
14:42There are many problems.
14:43I won't tell anyone.
14:45I won't say anything to you.
14:47Don't talk to me.
14:48I am not a woman.
14:49You stand here.
14:51He is my brother.
14:52He will capture him.
14:53Don't talk to me.
14:54He is my brother.
14:55Hello.
14:56Hello.
14:57Yes.
14:58Where are you, cat?
15:00Where are you?
15:01Your uncle is speaking.
15:03Uncle, tell me.
15:05Did you buy a new house?
15:07Yes, I did.
15:08Did you buy sweets?
15:10My son, are you eating?
15:12Yes, uncle. I am eating sweets.
15:14Okay.
15:15Hey.
15:17Throw all these things away.
15:19Really?
15:20He is angry.
15:21He will hit you.
15:22He seems to be a dangerous man.
15:23Yes.
15:25Did you call Kuroja?
15:26Yes.
15:27He is not a coward.
15:28His?
15:29No, his.
15:30I don't believe you.
15:32I would have hit you if I was Kuroja.
15:34Okay.
15:36What have you done?
15:37You have made him your brother.
15:39I didn't make him my brother.
15:42Forget it.
15:44Forget it?
15:44Yes.
15:46He is a very strict man.
15:47You shouldn't have done this.
15:49You should have supported the victim.
15:51He didn't support the victim.
15:53He didn't support you.
15:54Don't scare me like this.
15:56I called him many times but he didn't pick up.
15:58Okay.
15:58You pick up the phone.
16:00Yes, brother.
16:02Idiot.
16:05Okay.
16:06Okay.
16:06Let's go.
16:09Hello, uncle.
16:12Hello.
16:13Hello.
16:13What is this?
16:15You have got a cat.
16:16You asked me to get sweets.
16:18Where are the sweets?
16:19The sweets are great.
16:20Uncle, order me.
16:22Open the shop.
16:23These are from the sweet house.
16:25Tell me.
16:26This is not a sweet house.
16:27You can't sell shoes here.
16:29Open the shop.
16:30Uncle, leave it.
16:32Open the shop.
16:33That's what I want to say.
16:35Listen to me first.
16:36I said leave it.
16:37Open the shop.
16:39That's what I want to say.
16:41You are acting smart again.
16:42Open the shop.
16:44Open the shop.
16:47He opened the shop.
16:48He understood.
16:49Okay, I will open the shop.
16:52Son, you will save yourself.
16:55Open the shop.
16:56You have captured this woman's house.
17:01Uncle, don't talk to me.
17:03Tell me openly.
17:04I will tell you openly.
17:06Tell me.
17:08Mother, let me go.
17:10Who are you messing with?
17:13He is such a big rascal.
17:16Mother, he is very smart.
17:17Smart?
17:18He doesn't lie.
17:19Look.
17:20Kalwan, one minute.
17:22Look.
17:23Kalwan, what happened?
17:25Tell me. Nothing happened.
17:26Nothing happened, uncle.
17:28No one can strangle him.
17:31Yes.
17:31He is not like this.
17:33Do this.
17:33No.
17:34He is not able to do anything.
17:36What happened?
17:37Tell me. Nothing happened.
17:38Nothing happened.
17:40His stomach is like steel.
17:42Stone.
17:43Look.
17:46What happened?
17:47Tell me. Nothing happened.
17:49Nothing happened.
17:50Yesterday, five to six boys came.
17:53Yes.
17:54Six boys beat him.
17:55Yes.
17:56Believe me.
17:57No one touched him.
17:58Yes.
17:59No one is beating him.
18:00He is not able to do anything.
18:02He is not able to do anything.
18:07Do you see?
18:08He is my son.
18:09Tell me.
18:10Look.
18:11Tell me.
18:12He is not able to do anything.
18:17Tell me. Are you going to release him or not?
18:20I will release him.
18:22Yes.
18:22Tell me. Why did you tie him up?
18:29Viewers, there is a small break.
18:31We will meet again after the break.
18:38Welcome back, viewers.
18:39Viewers, during the break, we have the same lady
18:42who was fed up with her son.
18:44Then she got married again.
18:46And now she has come again with her husband.
18:48Let's talk to her.
18:49Greetings.
18:50Greetings.
18:51How are you both?
18:52What can I tell you, Mr. Arun?
18:54Tell me. How are you both?
18:56I am fine.
18:57Ask him.
18:59I don't know what he has to say.
19:00Although..
19:01I am scared of everything.
19:02He is the same.
19:03Oh!
19:05What are you scared of?
19:06Two or three times, auntie was saved.
19:09Really? What happened?
19:10She took money from uncle.
19:12No, brother.
19:13It's not like that.
19:14It's not like that, brother.
19:15Who is your brother, auntie?
19:16I call you auntie.
19:18I call you uncle.
19:21Earlier, when she used to complain about her sons
19:23she used to say, they are all fools.
19:25Today, she said this.
19:26Okay, we are happy for you.
19:28You have started a new life.
19:31Your children have grown up.
19:33They have grown up.
19:33They are living their lives.
19:34Yes, absolutely.
19:35You are happy, aren't you?
19:36I got married and got married.
19:37I am happy with them.
19:39Yes.
19:39They are my seven children.
19:41Oh, my God!
19:42Who are they?
19:43No, they are my first wife.
19:45Listen to me.
19:46You have done injustice.
19:48Our auntie got married to you
19:51because she was fed up of her children.
19:53You didn't tell her that you have seven children.
19:55Tarun, I don't waste money.
19:57I have worked hard.
19:59I have given money to a helpless woman.
20:01Money is not everything.
20:02You have not only given money but also children.
20:04You are a fool, a liar, a cheater.
20:06Anjana, don't say that.
20:07Believe me, I feel bad.
20:09Look, she loves you a lot.
20:11Money is not everything, Sheru.
20:12I say, life is not easy.
20:15You should learn from Russia.
20:16Yes.
20:17Mr. Arun, if..
20:18What can I do?
20:19I am not a fool.
20:20I am a good worker.
20:21I earn Rs. 5,000-6,000.
20:23I didn't steal from people.
20:25Oh, my God!
20:26I didn't steal from myself.
20:26Yes.
20:27I won't get it even if I try.
20:28Look, there is no shame in work.
20:30Mr. Arun, if she loves you
20:33ask her if she has ever failed in serving you.
20:35Not even once.
20:36She has never asked for half of what you have.
20:38She has asked for half of what I have.
20:40I have a crown on my head.
20:42I have been naming them all my life.
20:44Now, I have seven children.
20:46I have come out of my children's misery.
20:47I said, I will spend my life like a mountain.
20:50I don't know that this mountain will collapse on me.
20:52Mr. Arun, what does a man do?
20:53He has seven children.
20:56I will go out for work.
20:57Okay.
20:58Okay.
20:59I will get more than what she asks for.
21:01Okay.
21:02I will get two kilos of pumpkin.
21:04I will get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.
21:05I will get two bundles of cement.
21:07And I will get a thermometer.
21:10I will get two kilos of sugarcane.
21:11I will ask her to set the bathroom for me.
21:15You are going to get two kilos of pumpkin.
21:17Yes.
21:17It has a temperature of 104 degrees.
21:19This is not..
21:20You get a thermometer.
21:21Okay.
21:22Get two sacks of pumpkin seeds.
21:25I don't want to eat food at night.
21:27I will get whatever she asks for.
21:28That's right.
21:29I will cook pumpkin seeds and cement and cook food for you.
21:32Mr. Arun, she asked for it the day before yesterday.
21:34What?
21:35She said, she wants a new purse.
21:36Okay.
21:37Ask her if she can get a new purse
21:38weighing two kilos of sugarcane.
21:40Yes, it was very hot the day before yesterday.
21:41I have kept it inside.
21:42It will get cold.
21:44I have kept it inside.
21:46Is the purse open?
21:47Yes.
21:47Pour some water on it.
21:48It will get cold.
21:51Do you know how many times I have to go to the market?
21:53Actually, you are the guard
21:55where all the gold shops are located.
21:57Yes.
21:58At the Sarafa Bazaar.
21:58Yes.
21:59Don't you know that your wife is very angry?
22:02I don't know what she does.
22:04Three days ago, she was very angry.
22:06She asked for five kilos of Jalebis.
22:08What?
22:08Yes.
22:08I also ate two kilos of Jalebis.
22:10I ate it.
22:11Jalebis and anger..
22:12She was asking for Jalebis and anger.
22:15Yes.
22:16My husband used to tell me
22:18to eat anger and get Jalebis.
22:24Uncle, I am very sad to see auntie in this condition.
22:27Why didn't you tell her before marriage
22:29that you have children?
22:30Men are like crocodiles.
22:33Yes.
22:34Mr. Arun, she didn't get angry
22:36even after listening to me once.
22:37Before marriage?
22:38Yes.
22:39She said, keep this date of marriage.
22:40Yes.
22:41I had an operation on my knees with her.
22:42What?
22:43She was a surgeon, right?
22:46I put some ointment in front of her
22:49and gave her a massage.
22:50Absolutely.
22:51Mr. Arun, one day, her guests came.
22:53They said, someone has come to eat.
22:55And you left?
22:56Yes.
22:57I didn't even wear shoes.
22:58I was wearing sandals.
22:59I went and got a cake.
23:01I got three pastries.
23:02I got a four-finger pastry.
23:03And I came back.
23:04What?
23:04Were your teeth broken?
23:08I don't want anything from you.
23:09I just want a decision.
23:10What decision?
23:12I don't want anything from you.
23:13You don't have to ask for anything.
23:15You are always ready to give.
23:16I just want a decision.
23:17Give me the papers.
23:18No. No.
23:19No. No.
23:20Divorce is a very bad thing.
23:22Who wants a divorce?
23:23You want me to give you the papers.
23:24I want the papers of the house.
23:27Mr. Arun, she asked me for the papers of the plot.
23:31Check my obedience.
23:32What did you do?
23:33I said, this is not a paper.
23:34This is a dog.
23:35I said, I don't want the papers.
23:37I said, my dog is in my bag.
23:38I will come.
23:39She didn't do it.
23:41The plot was in the name of the dog.
23:43Yes.
23:44She said, this is a paper.
23:46And this is a dog.
23:47You can do whatever you want with the name of the dog.
23:50Congratulations to you and your son.
23:52I..
23:53No. No.
23:53I didn't say anything.
23:54I didn't say anything.
23:55I will give you the papers.
23:57I will give you the papers.
23:58I will come and hug you.
24:02Now do whatever you want.
24:03These are my hands.
24:05Bring a small piece of meat tomorrow.
24:06What?
24:08Bring a small piece of meat and a trolley.
24:13Don't thank me so much.
24:14I have asked for Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
24:15I will sell it happily.
24:16Manav, I am your father's fan.
24:19Believe me.
24:19Okay.
24:20I work for the people of Allah.
24:21Amen.
24:22Why don't you say the right thing?
24:25Manav is very stubborn.
24:26I will make him run away with this.
24:28He is good.
24:29Put a label on him.
24:31I have fulfilled every wish of mine.
24:33I will go on a tour.
24:35The weather is very good.
24:36Let's go to the park.
24:36Okay.
24:37I will take the motorcycle.
24:38He will follow me.
24:39Okay.
24:39The friend of the one who is naked in the car says
24:41that he is roaming alone today.
24:42I said, I am also going.
24:46You see..
24:46He is stuck to me.
24:48No, no, no.
24:48You see, you are married now.
24:50He is your husband.
24:50His children are also your children.
24:52Yes.
24:52Consider them as your sons.
24:53No.
24:53And love them too.
24:55They are not my own sons.
24:56How can they be?
24:57They have become stubborn.
24:58You go and do your work.
25:00Take care of your children.
25:01I am not getting angry.
25:02Mother.
25:03My dear mother.
25:04My new mother.
25:06You are married to the Queen of Britain.
25:08This is my first earning.
25:09This is yours.
25:11Take it.
25:11Wow.
25:12Is this his son?
25:14Yes, he is my son.
25:15God bless you.
25:16Believe me, if you are so lucky
25:18you can feed your mother.
25:19You come.
25:20I will give charity.
25:21My dear son.
25:22He is so handsome.
25:24I am the son of seven of your sons.
25:26No, no.
25:26I am the son of thirteen.
25:27Thirteen?
25:28I am the son of thirteen.
25:29You don't have to eat so much.
25:30Go, my son.
25:31Yes!
25:35People, time has a short break.
25:37Don't go anywhere.
25:38We will meet after the break.
25:45Time is up for the segment
25:47all of us wait for.
25:49Now we are going to play
25:51an amazing buzzer game.
25:53Wow!
25:58Today, the people who will play with our own talent
26:03are standing right in front of you.
26:05I would like to request Mr. Salim Albela
26:08to choose whom he wants to play with.
26:10This boy looks very good and talented.
26:12Very good. Come on, come on.
26:14Very good. Very good.
26:17Very good.
26:19Very good.
26:21He has put his hand in such a difficult task.
26:23Wow!
26:24Greetings.
26:25Greetings.
26:25What is your name?
26:26Saqib Ameen.
26:27Saqib Ameen.
26:28It's a very nice name. What do you do?
26:30I am a student of BS Cardi Profession.
26:31Mr. Salim, you have chosen the right person.
26:33I just said, he is my friend, my best friend.
26:38Saqib, welcome to the show.
26:40And good luck to you.
26:41Yes, Arzu Fatima.
26:43You see, whom will you call?
26:44Who will like to play with me?
26:46Oh! You come.
26:48Come on.
26:50Very good.
26:55Greetings.
26:55Greetings.
26:56What is your name?
26:57Mukarma Shahid.
26:58Mukarma.
26:59It's a very nice name these days.
27:01So tell me, what do you do?
27:03I am a student of BS Cardi Profession, 5th semester.
27:06Mr. Agha, now I would like you to choose who will come.
27:09Okay, the one who was not comfortable,
27:11I don't feel bad at all today.
27:13Oh!
27:15Very good.
27:17Very good.
27:18Very good.
27:19Very good.
27:22Greetings.
27:22Greetings.
27:23What is your name?
27:24Ahmed Raja.
27:25Okay, Raja, I think you are a sportsman.
27:28I don't play now.
27:29My university life is going on.
27:30So, I spend a lot of time in studies.
27:31I play at school level and college level.
27:33Athletics and cricket.
27:34Before that, he was a national champion in bulletin board.
27:41Okay, good luck to all of you.
27:43There are rules for this game.
27:46Our talent will play the buzzer.
27:48Because we have to share the roles.
27:51They will play the buzzer.
27:52Then you will discuss among yourselves.
27:54I will tell you who played the buzzer first.
27:57Only that team will talk.
27:59No one else will talk.
28:01You can discuss among yourselves.
28:02What do you think is the answer?
28:04When I feel that you don't know the answer
28:06or you gave the wrong answer,
28:08then I will go to the next team.
28:10I mean the next team.
28:11I am not talking about the English team.
28:14I mean I will go to the next team.
28:16Are you ready?
28:18We are ready.
28:19Okay.
28:19What is the place
28:23where no one asks for victory?
28:27Okay, Sheena.
28:28You should get the dare.
28:30Mr. Agha has pressed the buzzer first.
28:32Mr. Agha, you have to answer.
28:33I didn't press the buzzer.
28:34Press it.
28:34Ardu.
28:35No.
28:36Mr. Agha didn't press the buzzer.
28:38He has left.
28:44The question is
28:45what is the place
28:47where no one asks for victory
28:51but asks for defeat?
28:52Come on.
28:53Yes, come on.
28:54What?
28:55Go to your beloved's house.
28:56Come on.
28:57Come on.
28:58Your answer is wrong.
29:00But I like the way you think.
29:04And the second one is our turn.
29:05Okay, the second one is yours.
29:06In the shop of defeat.
29:07In the shop of defeat.
29:09Yes.
29:12Who is it
29:14who speaks from above and listens from below?
29:18Yes, Mr. Agha.
29:22This is also easy.
29:23It is very easy.
29:24Mobile phone.
29:25Yes.
29:26No.
29:26He didn't say anything.
29:27Foul.
29:28Foul.
29:29Yes.
29:29He has been fouled.
29:30Come on.
29:31Punishment.
29:31Yes.
29:32Because he has given the answer.
29:34Mobile phone.
29:35So, he has to get the dare.
29:36Now, your dare is
29:38that you have to tell a bad news
29:46that someone has passed away.
29:49And you have to do hula hoop with him.
29:53Yes.
29:54Please.
29:55Someone has passed away.
29:57I am feeling very good.
30:00Someone has done hula hoop.
30:03Good job.
30:05The next question is very easy.
30:07Who is it
30:11who knows the time of his death?
30:14Yes.
30:15I know it.
30:22You can ask him the question again.
30:24What is the question?
30:25The question is who is it
30:27who knows the time of his death?
30:28Or who knows the day?
30:31The animal of sacrifice.
30:33He doesn't know.
30:34You can ask him.
30:35Who is it?
30:36You are taking a lot of time, Mr. Haroon.
30:37Yes.
30:38Mr. Agha, tell him the time of his death.
30:42He is going there.
30:44Okay.
30:44The one who didn't get the answer.
30:46Yes.
30:46Yes.
30:47The person who has been sentenced to death.
30:49Oh, yes.
30:50Yes.
30:52Very good.
30:53Very good.
30:55The question is who is it
30:58who becomes useless
31:02after every year or the next year.
31:05Yes.
31:06Mr. Agha, it is very easy.
31:07You have to solve my problem.
31:11No, think.
31:12Saleem, it is very easy.
31:14No, Karim.
31:15The life of a human being.
31:16Come on.
31:17One minute.
31:20You were there last year.
31:22Yes.
31:22So, this year you became useless.
31:23So, my year is over.
31:25Yes, Mr. Agha.
31:27Agha.
31:32Yes, I am coming to you.
31:33I will tell you, sir. I got it.
31:35I got it.
31:36Oh, man.
31:40Yes.
31:41Yes.
31:42Yes.
31:42Yes.
31:43Yes.
31:44Yes.
31:45Yes.
31:46Everyone is equal.
31:47Yes, everyone is equal.
31:48Last question.
31:48Okay, it is so easy.
31:50The one who rings the buzzer.
31:52Oh.
31:53He will win.
31:54Mr. Agha.
31:54Wow.
31:55Ring the buzzer.
31:56No.
31:57No.
31:57Mr. Agha.
31:58Okay, and I think
31:59the answer to this
32:00may not come to Mukarma and Arzu.
32:04But it will come to Saleem and Agha.
32:06Oh.
32:07Yes.
32:07Oh, God.
32:08So, shall I ask this question?
32:10Please.
32:10I am doing it.
32:11Okay.
32:12The heart of a horse.
32:15Wow.
32:15Fire on top and water below.
32:18Me.
32:19Yes.
32:19A cow.
32:20Yes.
32:21Yes.
32:23Wow.
32:24Wow.
32:25Wow.
32:26Wow.
32:29Raja, that's great.
32:30Your moustache was so beautiful in the entire segment.
32:33And..
32:36I said, Saqib, we are not only intelligent, we are also intelligent.
32:40But Mukarma played very well.
32:42It was genuine.
32:43Very good.
32:43Very good.
32:44Very good.
32:45I have got a gift.
32:47I have got a gift.
32:50Mr. Agha, you can take it yourself.
32:52Take this.
32:53I will give it to you.
32:55And after seeing this..
32:58What is it called?
32:59He will do speech therapy.
33:02He will try to say something.
33:03We will get to know.
33:03Yes.
33:04Very good.
33:09Viewers, it is time for a short break.
33:10Don't go anywhere.
33:11We will meet you after the break.
33:18Welcome back, viewers.
33:19Now we will go to our audience.
33:21Because the audience has been waiting for a long time.
33:23And they want to talk.
33:24Yes.
33:24Yes.
33:25Yes, we will sing.
33:26First, say hello.
33:27Hello.
33:28Hello.
33:29Tell me your name.
33:30Umair Moazzam.
33:30Pretend to be a cute cat.
33:33Very good.
33:34Umair, sing this song.
34:03I ask you, are you in front of me for real?
34:09Or is it a dream that you don't believe in yourself?
34:17I ask you once again.
34:28Today, we will talk about our hearts.
34:35We will never have a night like this again.
34:42The one who will bring us together like this.
34:48Wow!
34:49Good.
34:50Nice.
34:50Very good.
34:52And the best thing about your song was that
34:55this night will never come again.
34:57I am thinking, how long will it take for the musician to get this pain?
35:03After a few days, the child's father takes him to the doctor.
35:06Why?
35:07Because he can't sing.
35:08This is the disease.
35:10Yes, next.
35:11Hello, sir.
35:12Hello.
35:13Sir, I have a question for Mr. Agha.
35:16Yes.
35:16I want to ask him, what do you have to do to be healthy like you?
35:20Wow!
35:21There is no rocket science in this.
35:25Eat whatever you want.
35:26You should be happy.
35:27I am talking to myself.
35:29You are from Garhwiala.
35:31You should respect the people of Garhwiala.
35:37You should eat properly.
35:38Yes, I am doing it.
35:39Be happy.
35:41No, you are right.
35:43You are right.
35:45Please forgive me.
35:46Don't ask me any more questions.
35:49I was told that I am a bodybuilder.
35:51I told him that I want to exercise.
35:53He said, when do you want to do it?
35:55I said, when you don't ask me for food.
36:00Next.
36:01Hello.
36:02Hello.
36:03I want to recite a poem.
36:04Yes, what is your name?
36:05Kashaf Zahra.
36:06Please recite it.
36:08What will this mirror give you?
36:09The news of your personality.
36:11Wow!
36:12What will this mirror give you?
36:14The news of your personality.
36:16Sometimes, look at me with your eyes.
36:18How amazing you are!
36:19Wow!
36:22Wow!
36:24Next.
36:25Hello.
36:26Hello.
36:27My name is Saptain Ali Athar.
36:28I want to recite a poem.
36:31When I am in front of you.
36:33I smoke in your thoughts.
36:35Wow!
36:38Your image is in the smoke.
36:40I smell it every day.
36:42Wow!
36:42I have a bad habit.
36:44I smoke a lot.
36:46All my sorrows are because of you.
36:49All my sorrows are because of you.
36:51My heart burns a lot.
36:53I have a bad habit.
36:54Wow!
36:57Next.
36:59Hello to your entire team.
37:01Hello.
37:02I have come from a foreign country.
37:05Okay.
37:06I have often seen you in your programs.
37:08You are arguing for small things like chocolates.
37:13Yes.
37:14I thought of buying so many chocolates today.
37:16So that you can do your work properly.
37:18Wow!
37:21Wow!
37:23Wow!
37:26Wow!
37:27Chocolates!
37:29Wow!
37:30No one has gone ahead.
37:31Wow!
37:32Wow!
37:33Wow!
37:36Buddy, give me. I am a family man.
37:40Wow!
37:43No.
37:44Thank you very much.
37:45So that was stolen.
37:47He said that he has brought so many chocolates for Agha Majid.
37:51Not for Agha Majid.
37:52For the entire team.
37:54For the entire team.
37:55Yes.
37:56But he will eat half of Majid.
37:58Arzu, come back.
37:59She is hiding it.
38:00She is hiding it.
38:01She is hiding it.
38:02She is hiding it.
38:03She is hiding it.
38:04Okay.
38:05All the chocolates that Arzu has taken.
38:07Yes.
38:07You will deduct it from his salary and cheque.
38:10Yes.
38:10Okay.
38:11Okay.
38:11She is back.
38:13She is back.
38:13She is back.
38:14She is back.
38:15Oh, thank you very much.
38:17Thank you very much.
38:18Wow!
38:19Wow!
38:22Where have you come from?
38:23I have come from Netherlands.
38:26Netherlands. Wow!
38:27Very good.
38:27I am a Netherlander.
38:29And there too the program is watched with great interest.
38:32That is why I said that if I have come then I will definitely come to your program.
38:36Thank you very much.
38:37Wow!
38:38I remembered an incident from Netherlands.
38:39Yes.
38:40There is a small village where 2500 people live.
38:43The reason is that tractors are made there.
38:46There is a big factory of tractors there.
38:48So the people who work there live nearby.
38:51So this place is called a mill town.
38:53So it is a mill town.
38:55So there is only one hotel there.
38:57So when my friend and I went there, I was parking the car.
39:01And he went inside to get a room.
39:03Now you think in Netherlands.
39:04And it also has a far flung village.
39:06Steenwich is a place there.
39:09Anyway, there is a far flung village and a village where very few people live.
39:14When I was entering the lobby after getting my luggage out of the car.
39:19Then I heard the sound in the speakers of the hotel.
39:23Alarm! Alarm!
39:25Oh!
39:25Wow!
39:26Where did the alarm go?
39:28And why is there a sound in the speakers?
39:30When I went to the counter, the owner of the hotel was also the receptionist.
39:34Wow!
39:35He is looking like this.
39:37And he is from there.
39:39And our show is going on and my friend is standing like this.
39:42He saw it.
39:43So I asked him, why is he standing like this?
39:45He said, shh!
39:46He said, he is a very big YouTuber celebrity.
39:50Sir, he gave us his presidential suite.
39:52Oh!
39:53Wow!
39:55This is great!
39:56We got the presidential suite.
39:58Now he is thinking that all the subscribers of ARY are my subscribers.
40:02And this big celebrity came.
40:04He was very happy.
40:05He said, you will tell in your vlog.
40:08I said, okay.
40:09It so happened that a glass of milk fell from my friend's hand.
40:13Now when it fell, it spread on the floor.
40:15So he said, I will clean it.
40:16I said, no.
40:17People are not used to it there.
40:18So I said, give me a towel.
40:21I will clean it.
40:22He gave me four towels.
40:24And I collected it from one towel, soaked it and cleaned it well.
40:30My friend got angry with me after going to the room.
40:32What happened, sir?
40:32He said, I told him that he is a big celebrity.
40:35You have done a great job.
40:39He has done a great job.
40:43Naazneen, this was today's show.
40:44We will meet you in the next show.
40:46Take care of yourself.
40:48Goodbye.