Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 20th September 2024
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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 20th September 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 20th September 2024
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aari.
00:22Friends, a lot of students send messages in Inbox saying that they are very passionately following a career but it is not progressing.
00:32We are moving with perseverance and consistency.
00:36We are following everything. We are applying all the motivational speakers' steps.
00:42But we are not able to move forward.
00:44There is only one satisfactory answer for all of them.
00:47If you have motivation and perseverance and you are pursuing something with full passion,
00:54then the real thing is fuel in the car which takes it forward.
00:59That is knowledge. Knowledge and friendship are over.
01:02We just study the course. There is no knowledge.
01:05Everyone has the same degree that you have.
01:08So how will you move forward?
01:10The progress that a person has made today, the cell phone that you use to Inbox me,
01:15that cell phone has come into your hands today because of knowledge.
01:19Until you acquire knowledge and you will not acquire knowledge,
01:22until something inside you will not incite you to it.
01:26And that is only one thing. Curiosity.
01:29Spying.
01:30Nowadays I see that spying in children has completely ended.
01:34The truth is that there is such meaningless and meaningless content
01:38which we are consuming that the real curiosity of a person,
01:43which was spying, which takes you towards knowledge,
01:46and that has ended towards discovery.
01:48Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:51Today we will take you to a field in the village and see what is happening in the village.
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04:22But you should follow your friends too.
04:24You are aware enough.
04:25But now it's the time of no makeup look.
04:28Wow!
04:29Our Vicky has done makeup.
04:30Yes, yes.
04:31It's a national beauty.
04:32No, no, no.
04:33Sister, listen to me.
04:34You haven't done makeup.
04:35No, no.
04:36Today morning, I was walking on my feet.
04:37I just went out.
04:40Mr. Arun, no one's face color is like the color of the feet.
04:43Don't talk about feet.
04:44Yes.
04:45They live in the soil.
04:46You know, the soil grows.
04:48The soil is very good for the feet.
04:49Yes.
04:50Whether it is wet or cold, the soil is very good.
04:52The grass is very good for the feet.
04:54So, if you walk barefoot on the grass,
04:57not only that,
04:59your mental health improves a lot.
05:02Along with that,
05:03there are many other things in your skin
05:05that give nourishment.
05:07Early in the morning,
05:08bare feet on Shabnam.
05:09Yes.
05:10You must be walking around.
05:11Yes.
05:12No, I have seen Shabnam in the film, Kadhi Hari.
05:14I play with you.
05:15The day goes by.
05:16Believe me.
05:18Yes.
05:22Yes.
05:47He used to sit and think.
05:49That is called contemplation.
05:50Because of that contemplation,
05:51the world has developed a lot.
05:53Secondly,
05:54when she goes to fill water,
05:56she is told a very beautiful thing.
05:58When she goes to fill water,
06:00as if she is laughing at each other,
06:02when the pot is empty,
06:04when she is taking the empty pot,
06:06she keeps laughing and playing.
06:08Yes.
06:09And they also do mischief with each other.
06:12They also try to make each other fall.
06:15When someone cries,
06:16she cries because of her situation.
06:18When someone laughs,
06:19she laughs loudly.
06:20Then they leave.
06:21But when they fill water,
06:22keep it on their head,
06:23and come back,
06:24then while climbing up,
06:26while coming down,
06:27very slowly,
06:28the pot should not fall.
06:30Its water should not splash.
06:32When they talk,
06:33it should not splash very slowly.
06:35When they laugh,
06:36it should not splash in the middle.
06:38When they cry,
06:39it should not splash in the middle.
06:41They do no mischief,
06:42it should not splash.
06:43Sufiya says that
06:44this is the fear of Allah.
06:46This is the pot of your good deeds.
06:49If you always keep in mind
06:51that whatever I have to do,
06:53I have to do it in a balanced way.
06:55I don't have to go to extremes.
06:57Because I have a pot on my head,
06:59which I have to take home.
07:00Wow.
07:01So learn a lot from that.
07:02And Sufiya wants that
07:04everything should be in the middle,
07:06that we should not go to extremes.
07:08There is a poetry like this,
07:10All the right people went to the water,
07:12and brought many with them.
07:14The water's shore,
07:16the tea on the head,
07:18and the feet of the people.
07:20Wow.
07:23I am saying,
07:24play a little,
07:25we have time.
07:26Play.
07:27Play.
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07:40Oh God.
07:41Oh God.
07:42So much terror.
07:43What happened?
07:44Why did all of them run away?
07:45This is the village elder,
07:46so in his respect.
07:47In respect,
07:48they ran away.
07:49So there,
07:50they should have left their business
07:52and greeted them.
07:53There is so much fear.
07:54There is so much fear.
07:55Some elders go to their homes
07:56and complain,
07:57that your daughters were playing,
07:59doing like this,
08:00went there,
08:01maybe that's why.
08:02Is it so?
08:03Yes,
08:04many elders
08:05become uncle's hero.
08:08Wow, Shraddha.
08:09That day was fun.
08:10How was it?
08:11See this.
08:12See this.
08:13See this.
08:14Yes, yes.
08:15In the village,
08:16no one plays like this.
08:17Hey,
08:18village boy.
08:19Yes.
08:20Turn around.
08:24What is this?
08:25Salman Khan.
08:26Oh,
08:27I see.
08:28You get strength,
08:31in the morning and evening.
08:33Yes, yes.
08:35In the eyes,
08:39in the morning and evening,
08:41your beautiful eyes,
08:44took away the peace of my heart.
08:46He is not blind.
08:49Is he Salman Khan
08:50or Salman Rai?
08:53In the village,
08:54our pair is very famous.
08:55Salman bhai
08:56and Aamir Khan.
08:57What?
08:58Aamir Khan.
08:59I am a big fan of Aamir Khan.
09:00Whether you say yes or no,
09:02you are my Kiran.
09:03He is Shahrukh Khan.
09:04Shahrukh Khan?
09:05Yes.
09:06Shahrukh Khan?
09:07Yes.
09:11Let's go.
09:12It's Monday.
09:13I will get the stick.
09:14Check it.
09:15Yes, Shraddha.
09:17See,
09:18he is not found.
09:19He doesn't know how to drive.
09:20Have you ever seen Aamir Khan driving?
09:22No.
09:23How will he come?
09:24It's Monday.
09:25Let's go.
09:26First, make a call.
09:27We are going.
09:28Hurry up.
09:30Here,
09:33here we go.
09:35Hey,
09:36hakku and Farzan,
09:37what are you doing here?
09:38We were playing cards.
09:39You were playing cards.
09:41Play kendi khand,
09:42why are you playing ours here?
09:43Where does it belong?
09:45It's God's house.
09:47What?
09:48It's God's house.
09:49There's no place for you to play.
09:50Everyone plays Delhi.
09:52Will you go there and play?
09:55Play your own house.
09:57Go and play in Murabbi. We have a lot of football players there.
09:59I don't want to talk to my friend.
10:02You are a stranger.
10:03You have told me this. I have been to Kotabu.
10:07Come on. Let's go.
10:08Let's go, baby.
10:09There are boys here.
10:10Come on. Let's play.
10:11We are not going to kidnap a girl.
10:13Arun sir.
10:14She is the owner of Murabbi. What will a girl do?
10:16Go and play there.
10:17Why should I play there? I have made a hut there.
10:19You have found a place to make a hut?
10:22Yes. I have made a hut here.
10:24Where is the hut?
10:24Once I make a hut, I don't listen to myself.
10:31Arun sir, please give me leave. I want to go and play with them.
10:34You are allowed to go.
10:35She will come. She knows where Salman is.
10:37Oh.
10:38No. No. She won't come.
10:39Why?
10:40She will take me with her.
10:42You think she has gone very high.
10:45I am not that high.
10:47Let's sing that song.
10:48Come on.
10:49Come on.
10:51Let's go.
10:53Come on. Let's go.
10:57Come on. Let's go.
11:00Let's play hide and seek.
11:03Okay.
11:03First, let's go and make a hut.
11:05Let's go and make a hut.
11:06Come on.
11:07Let's go and make a hut.
11:08Come on.
11:09Come on. You guys also come.
11:10Come on.
11:11Let's go.
11:15You are gone.
11:16Where are you going?
11:19Let's go.
11:20Right. Right.
11:22Repeat. Repeat.
11:24I will win. I will win.
11:25You are also gone.
11:27Come on.
11:28Come on.
11:28I am gone. I am gone.
11:30I am gone.
11:31You are gone.
11:32Oh. You are gone.
11:34I am gone.
11:34You are gone.
11:36I am gone.
11:38Look at your father.
11:39Give it to me. I will tie it.
11:40Okay.
11:44Do you want to tie it with a shovel?
11:46The banana will see through it.
11:48Can you see?
11:49Wait. Wait.
11:50How many are there?
11:51One, two, three.
11:53How many are there?
11:54Yes. I can't see.
11:55Come on.
11:55Ready.
11:56Come on.
11:56Turn. Turn. Turn.
11:58Turn. Turn. Turn.
11:59Come on.
12:00Okay. Find it.
12:01Come on.
12:03Sit down.
12:05I am coming. I am coming.
12:07Don't hold it.
12:08It won't open.
12:09This is a tree.
12:10What happened to the tree?
12:13It was a big tree.
12:15I am coming.
12:18I am coming.
12:19I am coming. I am coming.
12:21It won't drink from me.
12:23No.
12:26Sanjula has called you.
12:28Come here. I can smell it.
12:30Listen.
12:31Your friends are coming here.
12:33Keep it there.
12:34No problem. You play your game.
12:35It is here.
12:37It is here.
12:40I got it. I got it.
12:42I got it.
12:42I got it.
12:43I got it.
12:44How many will you hide?
12:45Actually,
12:47you have caught me.
12:49Yes.
12:50The girls have left.
12:52You didn't stop me.
12:54I..
12:55How many will you catch?
12:56I..
12:57Ask Amirin.
12:59Is it possible that
13:01he will catch me for life?
13:04Is it possible that you will catch me for life?
13:06I did this. I did this.
13:10You also come there.
13:11What is this?
13:15It is not possible that
13:17Suleman Khan will be mine.
13:20I have seen it.
13:22Hey.
13:24She is saying that it is not possible that Suleman Khan will be mine.
13:27You are blind.
13:28Look at yourself.
13:29You are so slim, smart, beautiful.
13:31And look at him.
13:32He is so..
13:33He is so..
13:39Listen.
13:41Tell her that if she allows me
13:43then I will call my parents to her house.
13:49If she allows me,
13:50then I will ask Suleman Khan in his house.
13:56No.
13:57What?
13:58She will not let you go to your house.
14:00Oh, God.
14:01If my elders find out
14:03they will beat you up and make you very small.
14:08Nasra.
14:09Yes.
14:10If she allows her parents to come to my house, then they can.
14:13Okay.
14:14What is your heart saying?
14:17Listen to me.
14:18Yes.
14:19Tell her that
14:21I am an only son.
14:23I have 20 murabbis of land.
14:24Everything is in my name.
14:26Give my message to Pappi.
14:30Give his message to Pappi.
14:31Yes.
14:32Give him 20 murabbis.
14:33I will tell him.
14:34I..
14:35Okay, give it.
14:36Pappi.
14:37Yes.
14:38Tell him that I have 20 murabbis
14:40and I am the only son of my parents.
14:42Go and tell him
14:44that he should not marry a man who does not have murabbis.
14:46Wow.
14:47Go and tell him
14:49that the land is on the road and not on the street.
14:52Wow.
14:53Okay.
15:00She is saying that I should tell Mr. Salman
15:03that married men do not have murabbis.
15:06Ask him if Mr. Salman's murabbis are on the road
15:09or on the street.
15:13She is asking if the murabbis are on the front or the back.
15:16Go and tell him that the murabbis are on the front.
15:22Whether it is the front or the back, everything is yours.
15:27She is saying that the murabbis are on the front
15:29but the front seat is yours.
15:32Congratulations, Pappi.
15:34What happened?
15:35The murabbis are not on the front.
15:36Then our son should agree.
15:38He should check his mother's birth charts.
15:42That's great news.
15:44It is important that you get to know each other before marriage.
15:48For that, let's play together.
15:50Yes, let's play together.
15:53She is very nice.
15:54Let's play a game.
15:57Don't play this game. You will lose.
16:00I am sure that I will lose.
16:04But I will never let you lose.
16:06I love you a lot.
16:08The land is yours.
16:09I am yours.
16:13I will give you all the happiness in your life.
16:17Is the land green or is it barren?
16:21It is green.
16:25I have heard that this year is very good for you.
16:28You can sit and eat for the rest of your life.
16:32I don't care how much you want to eat.
16:34I just want the government to give you a good rate.
16:37Brother, if you don't want any dowry, then this alliance is over.
16:40Let's play the game now.
16:41Let's play the game now.
16:42Come on, friends. Let's play.
16:43Okay, I am playing.
16:45I am going to play.
16:46Come on, who will make it?
16:47I will make it.
16:48Come on, make it.
16:49Make a stick.
16:51Do we have a fork?
16:52Come on, make it.
16:53Come on.
16:54You have never made a stick in your life.
16:57You have not brought it properly.
17:02We have only two sticks.
17:03She has made us very lazy.
17:06Okay, who is the expert among you?
17:07She will play first.
17:09We don't know how to make sticks.
17:11We are from the village.
17:13Make us do the work of men.
17:15Come on, try it once.
17:16Try it?
17:17We can't do it.
17:19Injure. Injure. Injure.
17:22Wow!
17:25Now it's brother Sallu's turn.
17:27Wow!
17:28Brother Sallu.
17:30Brother Sallu.
17:33Come on.
17:34What is this?
17:35Yes.
17:36Yay!
17:37And what is this?
17:39This is straight.
17:40This is our style.
17:42You will have to go through it again.
17:43You did it wrong.
17:44Once I go through it, I don't even listen to myself.
17:49Okay, it's done.
17:50Now we will play hide and seek.
17:51Who will give the turn?
17:52Brother Sallu.
17:53Leave it.
17:54Yes.
17:55If Pappi says, I will give the turn.
17:58Yes, you have to give.
17:59I will cut it and hide it.
18:00I will tie it.
18:01It doesn't matter if you tie it or not.
18:03Anyway, it is made of leather.
18:04Yes.
18:08Brother Sallu, how many?
18:10Three.
18:11Take it.
18:12Okay.
18:13Come on.
18:14Go.
18:15Go.
18:17Find it.
18:19Come here. I will find it.
18:30Hey.
18:34Hey.
18:47Pappi, I caught you after all.
18:51Now you can't go anywhere for the rest of your life.
18:53Pappi.
18:58Pappi, if you felt so bad, why did you say yes to me?
19:03Pappi.
19:04I had to go to America to get you treated, Pappi.
19:09Pappi.
19:10Why are you carrying a stick?
19:13Pappi.
19:15Pappi, I was on the first stage of love.
19:18But I am your last stage.
19:21Son, don't fall in love with an old man.
19:26When are you taking me to America for treatment?
19:29Pappi, I was telling you to die here.
19:35Viewers, there is a small break.
19:37We will meet again after the break.
19:38Okay.
19:39How can a very fast blade fan be stopped
19:45with the use of a single finger?
19:48You blew it.
19:49I used to be very brave.
20:00Welcome back, viewers.
20:01It is time for a great buzzer game.
20:04Wow.
20:08And today, from our team,
20:10the most dangerous player
20:12Wow.
20:13who has won the most so far,
20:15Irza Khan.
20:17Wow.
20:19Congratulations, Irza.
20:22On the second number, Mr. Agha Majid, please come.
20:25Mr. Agha Majid, please come.
20:26Wow.
20:29Wow.
20:31Wow.
20:32Wow.
20:33Our next contestant, Saleem Al-Baila.
20:35Wow.
20:37Wow.
20:39Wow.
20:40Wow.
20:44First of all, Irza Khan,
20:46please choose.
20:47I would like to give you a chance
20:49to tell me who wants to play with me.
20:51Please raise your hand.
20:52Please raise your hand.
20:53You want to come. Come.
20:54Oh, great.
20:55Wow.
20:56Wow.
20:57Well done.
20:58Greetings.
20:59Greetings.
21:00What is your name?
21:01Hadiya.
21:02Hadiya. What do you do?
21:04I study.
21:05What do you study?
21:06FSC.
21:07Mr. Saleem, please choose who you want to play with.
21:09Yes.
21:11All of them should come.
21:13This boy in the black shirt.
21:15Wow.
21:15Wow.
21:16Wow.
21:21Greetings.
21:22Greetings.
21:23What is your name?
21:24Hadeem Mujer.
21:25What do you do?
21:26Sir, I am a doctor.
21:27Mr. Agha, please choose who you want to play with.
21:30You come.
21:31Please come.
21:32Wow.
21:33Wow.
21:34Wow.
21:35Wow.
21:37Greetings.
21:38Greetings.
21:39Sir, what is your name?
21:40Iswaan Fareed.
21:41What a lovely name. What do you do?
21:42I have completed my graduation.
21:44I work in the pharmaceutical industry.
21:47So, shall we start?
21:48Let's start.
21:52Okay.
21:53The first question is..
21:54If the question is complete, you have to buzzer.
21:57Yes.
21:58And the person I am looking at and talking to
22:01will only say that.
22:02He won't overlap. Okay?
22:04The first question.
22:05What is it that can't be measured
22:09but has no length or width?
22:12Mr. Agha.
22:13Air.
22:15Who buzzed the second number?
22:16I did.
22:17Mr. Salim.
22:18Yes, Mr. Salim.
22:18Water.
22:19There is no length or width of water.
22:22He is a wizard.
22:23There is no length or width of water.
22:24If there are dimensions of water,
22:26it means there is a length and width of water.
22:27There are dimensions.
22:29It is in cubic.
22:29There is a length and width of water.
22:31Yes.
22:32Why are you saying that there is a length and width of water?
22:34Yes.
22:36Say it.
22:38I will take a guess.
22:40Okay.
22:40Sir, electricity's ampere.
22:43Length and width..
22:45Correct answer!
22:47Wow!
22:49Next question.
22:50Two brothers were born on the same day and same time.
22:53It means there was only one day
22:55and same time when they were born.
22:58But they are not twins.
23:00They were born in different years.
23:02Different years!
23:04Wow!
23:05Wow!
23:06Wow!
23:07Irza! Irza! Irza!
23:11Only a mother can answer this question.
23:14Okay.
23:15What is the thing that has branches
23:18but it has no leaves?
23:21Mr. Salim.
23:22It is something that is found outside any brand.
23:25It has branches.
23:26Wow!
23:27Wow!
23:28Great!
23:30Very good.
23:31Very good.
23:31Wow!
23:33Wow!
23:34Wow!
23:35Wow!
23:36Wow!
23:38Okay, next question.
23:39You have to answer the question too.
23:41Or else I will slap you.
23:43What are you doing?
23:44I have called you.
23:45You have to respect me.
23:48Now, it is such an easy question.
23:50I want you to answer it.
23:53It will be fun if you answer it first.
23:55Because the question is so easy
23:57that no one will be able to answer it.
24:02Okay.
24:03How can a very fast blades fan
24:09be stopped with the use of one finger?
24:12You have answered it.
24:14I used to be very brave.
24:18Yes.
24:18With a button.
24:19With a button.
24:23What is this?
24:24With a button.
24:25Mr. Agha, with a button.
24:27Mr. Agha, with a button.
24:28I am playing with a button.
24:29No, no, no.
24:31Next question.
24:32By God's grace, I am very dirty today.
24:35Okay.
24:36Now, this question will decide.
24:38Okay.
24:39Who will be the winner today?
24:40Are you ready?
24:41Not just one question.
24:43I am asking for two points.
24:44Yes, two points.
24:45Do it.
24:45Do it.
24:46Do it.
24:47Do it.
24:48We will ask for two points.
24:50Mr. Agha, this is a tie-breaker question.
24:52Lifeline.
24:53Mr. Agha, very good.
24:54I am with you.
24:55Yes.
24:56I will win with him.
24:59Sir, it won't be an easy question.
25:00Because I won't answer it.
25:01Reason?
25:02Sir, I know that he won't be able to answer it.
25:05Okay.
25:06Let's do an easy question.
25:07Sir, it's an easy question.
25:09Mr. Agha, don't be out of chorus.
25:12Name ten places in America.
25:15Mr. Agha.
25:17Mr. Agha, tell us.
25:17Name ten places in America.
25:22Name ten places in America.
25:26Name ten places in America.
25:29Mr. Agha, say, it's a pass.
25:35Irza, yes.
25:36New York, Seattle, Chicago, Los Angeles,
25:41Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles,
25:42San Jose, Fort Worth, Fort Worth, San Jose, Fort Worth,
25:43He has asked for so long.
25:44New Jersey, Washington.
25:47He didn't even say it.
25:48No, sir.
25:49He didn't say it.
25:50He didn't say it.
25:51It's been so long.
25:52It's been so long.
25:53Sir, let's go.
25:54You must not know how to ask again.
25:56Ask him.
25:56All of you keep quiet.
25:58Count ten.
25:59New York, Birmingham.
26:06Mr. Agha.
26:07Mr. Agha.
26:08Mr. Agha.
26:09Mr. Irza, come here.
26:12Mr. Irza, come here.
26:14Mr. Agha, get a gift for Hadiya.
26:15She has been standing quietly.
26:18Wow.
26:20Mr. Irza, get a gift.
26:21Mr. Irza, read this.
26:23I have told you..
26:24I have told you to stay away from me.
26:26I have told you to stay away from Birmingham, America.
26:31You were in a better condition
26:33when you were supposed to say Shadra.
26:39Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
26:40Don't go anywhere.
26:41We will meet after the break.
26:42Mr. Hadi, the cheapest train to get here
26:45is yours.
26:48They don't listen to me.
26:49They say that the water in our area is not good.
26:59Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
27:00Mr. Irza, what should we do?
27:01Let's go to the audience.
27:02We have a very cute baby in the audience today.
27:05Okay.
27:06My name is Irza.
27:08Wow.
27:09What is your name?
27:10Irza.
27:11Irza.
27:12Irza.
27:13Wow.
27:15My name is similar to yours.
27:16Yes, similar to Irza.
27:17She is smart.
27:18She is smart.
27:19She wants to sing a song.
27:20Yes, sing a song.
27:21Yes, sing a song.
27:23No, she doesn't know how to sing.
27:25She knows how to sing.
27:26She doesn't know how to sing.
27:27She knows how to sing.
27:27No.
27:31Wow.
27:33Wow.
27:35Mom, dad, how are you?
27:41How are you, dad?
27:44I am fine.
27:46Wow.
27:47Wonderful.
27:50Very good.
27:51Greetings.
27:52Greetings.
27:53Are you her mother?
27:54Yes.
27:55You look like sisters.
27:58Is her father with her?
28:00Yes, her father is with her.
28:01Okay, it's you.
28:02Wonderful.
28:04And she seems to be a big fan of smart people.
28:07Yes, sir.
28:08I had to insist her to come here.
28:10She said, mom, I won't disturb you when you go with me.
28:13Okay.
28:13I won't make noise.
28:14And I won't say anything to anyone.
28:16Wow.
28:17And she is keeping her promise.
28:19Okay.
28:22Okay, thank you very much.
28:23You are very nice.
28:25Very nice.
28:26We had to come here.
28:29But my mother came here because of Agha Majid.
28:32Oh.
28:32He was singing a song.
28:37I saw you in my dreams.
28:39Oh.
28:39I want to hear it.
28:41Wow.
28:42Wow.
28:45I saw you in my dreams.
28:50Wow.
28:51I saw you in my dreams.
28:57I took you in my arms.
29:02Wow.
29:03I didn't meet you in my life.
29:07Wow.
29:08I saw you in my dreams.
29:13Wow.
29:14Don't make my life miserable.
29:18Wow.
29:19Don't leave me now.
29:25Don't make my life miserable.
29:28Don't leave me now.
29:31Don't leave me now.
29:36I didn't meet you in my life.
29:40Wow.
29:40I saw you in my dreams.
29:46Wow.
29:48Wow.
29:49Wow.
29:50Very nice.
29:51Very nice.
29:53Mr. Dilruba, the poetry is very nice.
29:56The song is also very nice.
29:57Yes.
29:58I saw you in my dreams.
29:59I took you in my arms.
30:03You sing so well with small height and small arms.
30:05Very nice.
30:06You sing badly with full height.
30:12Next.
30:13Look at Gokha's clothes.
30:14Why?
30:15Sir, it looks like he is wearing iron shoes.
30:19Yes.
30:20Greetings, sir.
30:21Greetings.
30:22My name is Mirza Sajjad Mughal.
30:24I am a media person from Bihari.
30:26Okay.
30:26I want to dedicate my poem to Madam Malaika.
30:29Wow.
30:31These days, many poets are coming for you.
30:34Malaika, people dedicate and donate.
30:37Nobody dedicates.
30:38You made me angry.
30:40Yes.
30:41Nobody says a poem for us.
30:43It is yours.
30:46There is no peace in your eyes.
30:48There is no mercy in your heart.
30:49There is no peace in your heart.
30:51There is no mercy in your heart.
30:52Wow.
30:56Come, Mr. Mishra.
30:57There is no peace in your heart.
31:04Yes.
31:05Greetings.
31:05My name is Umar Ameen.
31:07I am from Lahore.
31:07Yes.
31:08Sir, I have a question for Mr. Agha Majid.
31:11As you know, the situation is very tough.
31:14Everyone is worried.
31:15Really?
31:16In the state of worry,
31:17you artists are a source of entertainment for us.
31:20Yes.
31:20You become a source of enjoyment for us.
31:23My question to you is that you have problems and tensions in your homes.
31:27But you still take out time for us and entertain us.
31:31What is your purpose behind this?
31:33There is no special purpose behind this.
31:35We have our livelihood.
31:37We feed our children.
31:39So, no matter how much tension there is in the house,
31:42we entertain you and take our children's livelihood from here.
31:45I said that when we return home from work in the evening,
31:50our tiredness vanishes when we see you.
31:54You are the reason why we are entertained.
31:57Pakistan is also running because of you.
31:58Wow.
31:59Wow.
32:03You said that Mr. Agha is a source of happiness and tension in the house.
32:07Until I came to this field,
32:10my genre was humour from the start.
32:14So, I used to think that it's okay.
32:16We get money. We earn money. We get fame.
32:19Everything happens.
32:20So, we play and laugh with our friends.
32:22So, it's not a big deal.
32:24So, I realized when I came to perform in Pareshani for the first time.
32:30So, when you have to earn halal livelihood,
32:33I realized that when I came inside this barrier,
32:37when I came inside this vicinity,
32:39and when I came here and started the show,
32:42I was very worried.
32:44And during this time, my loved ones also left me.
32:48So, when I had to perform here,
32:50I realized that when I started this show,
32:53because my livelihood comes from here,
32:56I forgot everything.
32:58And I did it like a duty.
32:59Then I realized that these people really do a great job.
33:07Okay, next.
33:08No, Mr. Haroon, it's okay.
33:09People get entertained because of our show.
33:11But how is our country doing?
33:13Because of you, our country is doing so well.
33:15If you think about it,
33:17if a person has continuous depression in his mind all the time,
33:23what will happen to him?
33:24So, you have lit a lamp.
33:27You can see a path in it.
33:29It moves forward a little.
33:31You get a relief.
33:32It's called a national relief.
33:34You will get it in literature.
33:37You will get it in any field of literature.
33:40If four ghazals or four poems are very sad in a book,
33:45you will get one in romance.
33:47So that you get a relief.
33:49It happens in films too.
33:50There is a long action sequence.
33:52After that, you get a national relief.
33:54You get a lot of peace in your ears.
33:56So, this is very important.
33:57And it gives you new courage and strength.
34:00For the battle that you have to fight tomorrow,
34:01get ready a day before that.
34:03Wow.
34:07Sir, look at Gokhale.
34:08It looks like it's raining on an iron sandal.
34:11Look at the red mask.
34:19Okay, Mr. Handi, the cheapest way to get up
34:22is to get up like this.
34:25They don't listen to me.
34:26They say that the water in our area is not good.
34:29It's 12.45 p.m.
34:30You said that you will cut a scorpion out of Sahrali's pocket.
34:34I was going to cut it.
34:35But the coat got wet with my saliva.
34:39Okay, Mr. Agha, why do you claim
34:41that you will do this at 12.45 p.m. every day?
34:42No one tells me to do it.
34:43Everyone tells me to do it late.
34:45Otherwise, I have kept it in my pocket.
34:48It's a waste of time too, sir.
34:49What?
34:50It's 12.45 p.m.
34:50He said that he will do it like a man's son.
34:55Ladies and gentlemen, there is a short break.
34:56We will meet you after the break.
34:58Mr. Arun, you said a very good thing
34:59that you can get education at any age.
35:02So, my advice is that you should take admission
35:04in two or three classes again.
35:05I would say that it's not just that
35:08you can get music education at this age too.
35:20Welcome back, viewers.
35:21I think we should talk about education.
35:24Yes, sure.
35:25You should talk about this in front of literate people.
35:28Okay.
35:29Where are you going?
35:30Sir, if she doesn't know, she should talk to us.
35:34That's right.
35:35We are not the ones who are listening to you.
35:37Millions of people are listening to you.
35:38You tell us.
35:38I have a very close relationship with literature.
35:41Mr. Agha, if you have such a deep relationship with literature
35:44then tell me, there was a book by J.K. Rowling
35:46Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
35:49What is your opinion about that?
35:51Ardhu, I think that Saucer Stone was better than that.
35:54Oh!
35:56Go and read Saucer Stone.
36:02Because there is a lack of literacy in Pakistan
36:05and that is why there is a lack of literacy in Pakistan.
36:11But Mr. Haroon, 59% literacy rate is not that low.
36:16But when we meet people and talk to them
36:18it feels like it is around 30%.
36:21You are absolutely right.
36:22If you look at the stats, you are absolutely right.
36:25It is 59%.
36:26But where does the problem lie?
36:27The problem lies in what you call literate.
36:31What is your definition?
36:33Yes.
36:33Of literacy.
36:34If your definition is that he can read newspapers
36:38or he can write his name or sign
36:40then it is possible that it is above 59%.
36:43In fact, it is a matter of shame that it is still 59%.
36:46Yes.
36:46In reality, literacy should be like this, Irza.
36:49That if I have studied.
36:52Let's say you leave the village.
36:54There are a lot of literate people in the cities, right?
36:56Yes.
36:57Most of the cities have such populations
36:59that where there are expensive houses, big houses
37:02there are literate people.
37:03Yes, literate people.
37:33I want to say that education is such a thing
37:38that frees you from the chains of age.
37:42You don't need any age.
37:44If you were a kid and you couldn't go to school
37:46there is no problem.
37:47It takes you only a couple of years.
37:49It takes two years.
37:51I would like to request you here
37:54that there is a book.
37:55I would like to request everyone
37:57that there is a book called The Educated.
38:00Do read that book.
38:01In that book, you will find out
38:03that if you can't go to school even for a day
38:05then how can you acquire education?
38:10You can excel in that.
38:11It is right behind me.
38:13There are two books behind me.
38:15Jahan-e-Danish and Jahan-e-Digar.
38:17Wow.
38:18He is the one who put bricks in the walls
38:22of Punjab University.
38:24Wow.
38:25He was not educated.
38:26After that, when he got a doctorate
38:29he has headed it.
38:31In the same university.
38:32Wow.
38:33So, there is no age limit for you to acquire knowledge.
38:37First, you should get out of this.
38:39That you couldn't go to school.
38:40Stop it.
38:41How many excuses will you make
38:43that you couldn't go to school?
38:44If you couldn't go to school
38:46then education is not just about
38:48getting 2 plus 2 is 4
38:49or getting A, B, C, D.
38:51Education is also about
38:53if you are a welder
38:54then how much do you know about that welding machine?
38:57How much do you know about
38:59that welding machine?
39:01If you want to get a place in your work
39:05if you want to go to the epitome of it
39:07if you want to go to the top of it
39:09then you should at least do this much.
39:10Whatever work you do
39:13you should have knowledge about it.
39:15Let's go.
39:15You can say anything to anyone.
39:19You can talk about people very comfortably.
39:21Let's talk among ourselves.
39:23We have so many big comedians.
39:24We have the biggest names in Pakistan.
39:27Comedians should know
39:29how many types of humour there are.
39:31What is taunts?
39:32What is satire?
39:35What is deadpan?
39:37For example, in our country
39:39there is Mr. Surel Ahmed.
39:40He does deadpan comedy.
39:42There are others who do dark humour.
39:45There are others who do satire.
39:47You should know how many types there are.
39:50You should study.
39:51You should also know
39:53which is the thin line
39:54if you cross it
39:55then you will start misbehaving with comedy.
39:57You will come out.
39:59Education tells you your boundaries.
40:04Education tells you the way forward.
40:07Otherwise, you are standing in the dark.
40:09See, Allah has also said
40:11that the one with eyes and the blind cannot be equal.
40:15Darkness and light cannot be equal.
40:17Similarly, the one without knowledge
40:20and the one with knowledge
40:21can never be equal.
40:24You think you are very successful in this small world.
40:28But when you get knowledge
40:31you will realize
40:32that you could have gone so far.
40:35You could have achieved so many goals.
40:37This happens with big stars.
40:40We have great cricketers.
40:43We have actors.
40:44There are many people whose work is very good.
40:48Their work is top-notch.
40:50They have a lot of talent.
40:52But when it comes to education
40:54they are left behind.
40:55So, my request is that
40:56first of all,
40:57you have to teach your children.
41:01But you cannot teach them
41:03until you get the education.
41:04Why do doctors become doctors?
41:06Have you ever thought about it?
41:08Why do engineers become engineers?
41:11Why does a lawyer become a lawyer?
41:13It is a matter of thinking.
41:14Politicians are their children.
41:16They do politics.
41:17How do they do it?
41:18They do it in such a way
41:19that when their father comes home
41:20he teaches them.
41:21He creates an atmosphere at home.
41:23So, you will see that
41:24your children cannot go ahead
41:26until you get the education.
41:29It is not necessary to get a degree.
41:31Education is necessary for you.
41:32Get out of the clutches of degrees.
41:34Get education because
41:36I have to improve myself.
41:37I have to go ahead.
41:39And the day you open your eyes
41:41first of all, you will thank your father.
41:44Sir, today I feel
41:46that I have not only come from the world
41:49but I feel that
41:50I have heard this from my own ears.
41:52And that old man was 66 years old.
41:56Oh!
41:57At the age of 66
42:00when he completed his education
42:02he went to his teacher
42:04and gave him sweets.
42:06And he said, sir, today I feel
42:09that I have seen the sun rise
42:11for the first time in my life.
42:13Earlier, I was like this.
42:14Wow!
42:16And I have one more request
42:17from the government
42:19and from the private schools.
42:21By the way, we have teachers.
42:24I am including myself in it.
42:26By the way, teachers.
42:27You see, there is no interest in teaching.
42:29Okay.
42:30There is no interest in teaching.
42:32I know a very big university in the world
42:34which they built on a hill
42:36and they said that they don't want to build a road here.
42:38Hmm.
42:39They don't want to build a road here.
42:41They want to build a university.
42:42They built it on a hill
42:43and the road was difficult.
42:45There were hurdles etc.
42:46So they said that we don't want to build a road here
42:49nor do we want to build stairs.
42:51The reason is that the one who will come here to teach
42:54will come to teach.
42:55Wow!
42:56The one who will come to study
42:57will come to study.
42:58Very good.
42:58Wow!
42:59Very good.
43:01The teachers that you have included
43:0415,000, 16,000, 17,000, 20,000, even 25,000.
43:08These poor teachers
43:10are by the way teachers.
43:11Hmm.
43:12They don't know anything.
43:14The thing is that if you have a square face
43:17then you will make your child square too.
43:20That is why for God's sake
43:22teach the teachers.
43:23The Pakistani government should not do anything.
43:25You should not waste money on children's schools.
43:28Prepare teachers.
43:29Teach them.
43:30Study from outside.
43:31Study on scholarships.
43:33Get ready from outside
43:35and sign a contract with them
43:37that your salary will be this much
43:38and when you study
43:39you will teach our children for at least 10 years.
43:42Then we will sponsor you.
43:43You study in Oxford.
43:44You study in Harvard.
43:45You study wherever you want.
43:46Sir, I have a question.
43:47You have named the book The Educated.
43:49If a person has left education
43:52what are the basic things
43:53that he can start with?
43:55How will he know what he has written?
43:56Basic.
43:57Very good question.
43:58What is the basis?
44:00Sir, where should I start?
44:02Yes.
44:02What is the basis?
44:04The basis is
44:06that you have to be a spy.
44:08Hmm.
44:10If you have a house
44:13and you are told not to open a room
44:16you will open the room and see what is inside.
44:19Yes.
44:19Why?
44:20Have you made films on this?
44:21That you should not open this box.
44:22So you open the same box and see what is inside.
44:24Actually, you should light a fire inside.
44:26You should light a candle inside.
44:27Exactly.
44:28You should create a spy inside.
44:30So the first thing in life is knowledge.
44:34The second important thing is knowledge.
44:35The third important thing is knowledge.
44:37If this happens
44:39then only one child
44:41will make such a thing
44:42that the generations of Pakistan will become straight.
44:44Wow.
44:45Very good.
44:46Hmm.
44:47Mr. Arun, you have said a very good thing
44:49that you can get education at any age.
44:51So my advice is, Mr. Agha,
44:53you should again take admission in two or three classes.
44:55I would say that
44:56it is not just that education.
44:59I mean, even at this age
45:00you can take music education.
45:03Tell me something.
45:05What was the beginning of Sur?
45:08And which book was it
45:10in which all the Sur or Raag..
45:11Let's talk about Raag.
45:13Raag and Sur.
45:14Which was the first book?
45:17Sir, Natya Shastra.
45:18Wow.
45:19Wow.
45:20Very good.
45:21You know it.
45:22You read it from inside or from outside.
45:26You know Natya Shastra.
45:28Yes.
45:28You also know how many years old it is.
45:30A thousand years old.
45:31Yes, I know it.
45:32And you also know about Raag.
45:34Yes, I know Raag.
45:34You know about Sur.
45:35Yes, absolutely.
45:36Then why didn't you read Gandha?
45:41Sir, this was today's show.
45:43I will meet you in the next show.
45:45Take care of yourself.
45:46Goodbye.