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00:00THE BEST ONE!
00:30No, no, I was looking at this one.
00:32Oh, this one!
00:36This is the official one.
00:38This is the Batman one.
00:40What?
00:41Is there no other one?
00:42This is hand-made.
00:52Let's go to the next one.
00:54I saw that one.
00:55Where are you going to buy it?
00:56Hey!
00:57Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:59I know it's this time, but I didn't know it's this time.
01:03I wanted to go to New York.
01:05It's totally different from the Hirabayashi one.
01:08It's totally different from the Yamashita one.
01:15Are they all dead? Where are they?
01:18They're not dead.
01:20This time, it's called THE BEST ONE COLLABORATION.
01:24The four comedians will choose the comedian they want to collaborate with the most.
01:28And they will reveal the collaboration story.
01:30In other words, the best comedian will reveal the best collaboration story with the best comedian.
01:37What do you think about this project?
01:39It's really hard.
01:41This...
01:43This...
01:44This...
01:45This...
01:46This...
01:47This...
01:48This...
01:49This...
01:50This...
01:51This...
01:52This...
01:54What's that?
01:56You don't like it, do you?
01:58I'm afraid of this.
02:01I can't give up.
02:04It's a miracle.
02:05It's good.
02:07We only have a little time to practice.
02:11So I think it's hard to talk about it on the air.
02:16What do you mean?
02:18What do you mean?
02:20And the comedian who will reveal the best collaboration story is...
02:25This comedian!
02:28It's Dachon!
02:30Hello.
02:31Hello.
02:32He is the host of this program.
02:34He is a talented comedian who has been in New York for a long time.
02:38He is also a veteran comedian.
02:41Hello.
02:42Hello.
02:43How do you feel today?
02:44I'm nervous because it's been a long time since I've done this.
02:49And it's a collaboration.
02:51That's right.
02:52I'm looking forward to working with Dachon.
02:56This program will be broadcast live on free streaming service TVer.
03:02Thank you for your cooperation.
03:05Thank you for your cooperation.
03:06Have you been able to stand by?
03:10Yes.
03:11King of Contra.
03:13King of Contra.
03:15It's like...
03:16It's good.
03:17I'm sorry.
03:18I was in my house for a moment.
03:22I want to see my house.
03:23Let's get started.
03:24The Best One.
03:25The best collaboration is this collaboration.
03:31The Best One Collaboration.
03:33The first person to reveal the story is...
03:36The King of Contra 2017 champion, Kamai Tachi.
03:40The collaboration partners are...
03:43Mizuta and Yamazoe.
03:48Mizuta and Yamazoe.
03:51What's the reason?
03:53I don't like the story.
03:58So I chose two people who I don't like.
04:02That's the key factor.
04:05Yamauchi has to succeed in this collaboration.
04:12I can't make a bad story.
04:15I have a judge after this.
04:18I'm not a judge.
04:20I'm not persuasive.
04:22Mizuta and Yamazoe will meet and discuss the story.
04:27Are you all equal?
04:30That's the first story.
04:33It's too bad.
04:34It's too bad.
04:36It's worse than I expected.
04:38It's a bad story.
04:42I chose two people who I don't like.
04:47Am I wrong?
04:49No, you're wrong.
04:51You're wrong.
04:53No, you're wrong.
04:55The collaboration will be exciting.
05:00It'll take about 30 minutes.
05:06Let's see what the King of Contra champion can do.
05:11Kamaizachi, Mizuta and Yamazoe.
05:22I'm sorry to call you all of a sudden.
05:24What's the matter?
05:25I talked to my wife the other day.
05:30You told her not to tell anyone.
05:33I told her not to tell anyone.
05:35Did you tell her?
05:37No.
05:41Everyone in the class knew it.
05:44I only told you.
05:46I only told you because it's about me.
05:48You know it.
05:49So, I can only think about what you told me.
05:53You only told me.
05:55I didn't.
05:56You didn't tell me, but everyone knew it.
05:58Yes.
06:01I think I told you.
06:05I think I told you.
06:07Yes.
06:08I think I told you.
06:10I think I told you.
06:14Who are you talking about?
06:17You only told me.
06:20I told you not to tell anyone.
06:25I told you.
06:26I told you not to tell anyone.
06:31I told you.
06:32I don't know how you feel now.
06:35You are angry with me now.
06:37I'm angry with him, too.
06:40I told you not to tell anyone.
06:42No, I didn't.
06:43Why didn't you tell me?
06:45I'll call him.
06:46No, I didn't.
06:47I'll call him.
06:48Hey.
06:49Hey.
06:50Hey.
06:51What's the matter?
06:52What's the matter?
06:53What's the matter?
06:54What's the matter?
06:56You told me that your wife was caught.
07:00I told you not to tell anyone.
07:02Yes.
07:04Did you tell anyone?
07:08I only told you.
07:11But everyone in the class knew it.
07:14I think I told you.
07:16You said it.
07:17You said it.
07:18You said it.
07:19I only told you.
07:20I only told you.
07:21Did everyone know it?
07:23I knew it.
07:24I think I told you.
07:26I didn't say it.
07:27I said it.
07:28But other people told me not to tell anyone.
07:30But I said it.
07:31I told you.
07:32It's impossible.
07:33I told you not to tell anyone.
07:34I'm just answering without thinking.
07:35Why didn't he tell me?
07:37Why didn't he tell me?
07:38He can't get angry.
07:39He can't get angry.
07:40He can't get this angry.
07:41He can't get this angry.
07:42It's impossible.
07:43It's impossible.
07:44I'll get someone for you.
07:45Don't push your luck.
07:47I told you.
07:48No, I didn't.
07:49You also said that.
07:50What's the matter?
07:51What's the matter?
07:52He doesn't know what to do.
07:54He's acting without thinking.
07:55Hey.
07:56I'm sorry. You know what?
07:58You know how I told you about the other day?
08:00Oh, you told me to never tell anyone else about it?
08:02I saw it!
08:04Did you tell anyone else?
08:06Yeah, I did.
08:08He's the type of guy that doesn't tell anyone.
08:10I told them when I got the chance.
08:12I'm the type of guy who tells people a lot.
08:14You know that, right?
08:16Yeah, I know.
08:18Why didn't you tell me?
08:20He's like that.
08:22But I only told Yamazori.
08:24And you only told one person, right?
08:26Yeah, I only told Mizuta.
08:28And you only told one person, right?
08:30You and I are in the same position.
08:32What do you mean?
08:34Mizuta is looking at the numbers right now.
08:36Yeah.
08:38He's saying it's 1, 1, 1.
08:40Yeah, it's 1, 1, 1.
08:42So what?
08:44Yeah, it's 1, 1, 1.
08:46Why are you telling everyone?
08:48I don't know, but I'll tell you tomorrow
08:50about how you got in trouble.
08:52How are you going to enjoy this?
08:54I'm going to have a good time.
08:56He's a piece of shit.
08:58You shouldn't have told Yamazori.
09:00No, I didn't.
09:02I only told him because I couldn't handle it on my own.
09:04I also couldn't handle it on my own,
09:06so I only told Mizuta.
09:08I also couldn't handle it on my own,
09:10so I only told Yamazori.
09:12And I only told him.
09:14Why didn't you tell him?
09:16Why didn't you tell him?
09:18If I told him, everyone would be able to handle it.
09:20Everyone would be able to handle it.
09:22You're the cause of it.
09:24Everyone's talking behind your back.
09:26No, no.
09:28I understand why Mizuta said that.
09:30But from my point of view,
09:32you're involved in this.
09:34Of course I am.
09:36My wife is also involved.
09:38I'm sorry to say this to someone who's involved.
09:40I'm sorry.
09:42I can't apologize to you.
09:44I can't apologize to you.
09:46I forgave you because you were acting too much in the first round.
09:48Sorry.
09:50Someone was talking behind your back.
09:52Everyone was talking behind your back.
09:54I thought it would be a bad thing.
09:56I was talking behind your back.
09:58I was talking behind your back.
10:00I was trying to call you from all over
10:02I was trying to call you from all over
10:04using the hashtag Ohtani Shohei.
10:06using the hashtag Ohtani Shohei.
10:08From all over.
10:12What are you doing?
10:14Your Instagram account is also a part of this?
10:16Instagram
10:17What the hell are you doing?
10:18What kind of SNS are you in charge of?
10:21I'm in charge of taking pictures of the products
10:23Oh, that's right
10:24Like showing off
10:26Yes, I'm in charge of taking pictures of my acquaintances
10:28Don't you care about that?
10:30What do you want to do?
10:32I'm in charge of short videos on YouTube
10:34I didn't know that
10:36I didn't know that
10:37There are many people who come in from short videos
10:39I'm making a channel
10:42What do you mean?
10:43There are many people who come in from short videos
10:45I'm making a long video
10:48You don't need to make a long video
10:51Wait a minute, what is the long video in this case?
10:54Long videos are better
10:55What is the original video?
10:57You want to make a video that is short and long
11:01What is the long video?
11:04You want to make a long video, don't you?
11:06The original one
11:08What is the original one?
11:11So what is the original one?
11:13What about this video?
11:15That one is easier to watch.
11:17You're the worst!
11:19You're the worst!
11:21You're the worst!
11:22You shouldn't have said that at first.
11:24No, I told you not to say it.
11:26If it was true, you would have stopped at Mizuta.
11:28You're the worst!
11:30I told you not to say it.
11:32I told you not to say it.
11:34You're the worst!
11:36You're the worst!
11:38You're the worst!
11:40You're the worst!
11:42You're the worst!
11:44You're the worst!
11:46You're the worst!
11:48You're the worst!
11:50You're the worst!
11:52You're the worst!
11:54You're the worst!
11:56You're the worst!
11:58You're the worst!
12:00You're the worst!
12:02You're the worst!
12:04You're the worst!
12:06You're the worst!
12:08You're the worst!
12:10You're the worst!
12:12You're the worst!
12:14You're the worst!
12:16You're the worst!
12:18You're the worst!
12:20You're the worst!
12:22You're the worst!
12:24You're the worst!
12:26You're the worst!
12:28You're the worst!
12:30You're the worst!
12:32You're the worst!
12:34You're the worst!
12:36You're the worst!
12:38You're the worst!
12:40You're the worst!
12:42You're the worst!
12:44You're the worst!
12:46You're the worst!
12:48You're the worst!
12:50You're the worst!
12:52You're the worst!
12:54You're the worst!
12:56You're the worst!
12:58You're the worst!
13:00You're the worst!
13:02You're the worst!
13:04You didn't put any medicine in it and you said your own words.
13:08I didn't put any medicine in it.
13:10It was my own words.
13:12How was the magazine?
13:16It was a perfect collection.
13:18It was a perfect collection.
13:20We thought it was the worst.
13:22We thought it was the worst.
13:24We thought it was the worst.
13:26I didn't need to pretend.
13:28I just had to say it.
13:30I didn't need to pretend.
13:32If you had intention to increase it, you do.
13:34He was IIIit.
13:38You just have to keep increasing it.
13:40Yeah, you need to increase.
13:44It was long.
13:48It wasn't long.
13:50It's not long.
13:54I can only feel it short.
13:56It's long.
13:58It was a very cool collaboration.
14:00Let's take a look at this collaboration!
14:04The Best One Collaboration!
14:07Next up is...
14:09New York!
14:11Who is the collaborator?
14:14It's Moriyama-san from Mitorizu.
14:16Why did you choose Moriyama from Mitorizu?
14:21I wanted to keep Johnson's spirit alive.
14:24Because Johnson has passed away.
14:26Moriyama-san was the best choice for this collaboration.
14:35By the way, what kind of story is it?
14:37It's a story about a group of male idols.
14:41We were already done with the story.
14:44But Moriyama-san's story made it more interesting.
14:49Moriyama-san and Moriyama-san met for the story.
14:54I'm not a remnant of Johnson.
14:58The three have a deep bond.
15:01But Moriyama-san has something to worry about.
15:04I've been to New York and Mitorizu twice a year.
15:09I did a unit manzai with Moriyama Toshimasa.
15:12You did it with me and Lily-san.
15:14I slipped a lot.
15:16I was traumatized.
15:18That may be an excuse from an entertainer, but it was an impromptu performance.
15:23We did it impromptu.
15:25Today's New York and Mitorizu Mario.
15:45Fukuoka is the best.
15:47Fukuoka!
15:50Everyone in Fukuoka, I love you.
15:56Fukuoka is the best.
15:58Fukuoka is the best.
16:00I'm so excited.
16:02I have something to tell everyone.
16:04Before the performance, Kazuya...
16:06Me?
16:07Kazuya...
16:09What was it? I forgot.
16:11You forgot, didn't you?
16:14I remembered.
16:16Before the performance, Kazuya ate tonkotsu ramen.
16:19If you kiss Kazuya now, you'll smell like tonkotsu.
16:26I'll try to kiss you now.
16:33I ate tonkotsu ramen too, but I put too much ginger in it.
16:44And I did kaedama three times.
16:51What? You want to see my kaedama?
16:55Stop being unreasonable.
16:57Everyone wants to see it, so do it.
16:59Just once.
17:01I can't help it.
17:03I can't help it.
17:12Can I do it?
17:14Can you do it?
17:27That was close.
17:29Now that you've seen my kaedama, you want to see Mori-chan's, right?
17:34Stop it!
17:36You want to see Mori-chan's, right?
17:38Stop being unreasonable.
17:40Just once.
17:42I can't help it.
17:50Can I do it?
17:59I can't help it.
18:10Stop it.
18:12Don't be unreasonable.
18:19Are you okay, Kazuya?
18:22Are you okay, Kazuya?
18:27Are you okay? You need to drink some water.
18:29Give me some water.
18:31It's so hot.
18:39It's so hot that I want to drink some water.
18:43I'm sorry, everyone.
18:51I'm sorry, everyone.
18:59That was amazing, wasn't it?
19:01That was amazing.
19:03I have some sad news to share.
19:08Actually, I lost my wallet today.
19:13Actually, I lost my wallet today.
19:18I ran around the city of Fukuoka and looked for it.
19:23I ran around the city of Fukuoka and looked for it.
19:28I was about to give up, but then...
19:31I found my wallet!
19:35I found my wallet!
19:38Fukuoka is the best!
19:40How many times do I have to tell you?
19:43Are you okay?
19:58Let's count!
20:001, 2, 3!
20:04Hey!
20:06Come on!
20:08But...
20:10But...
20:12Actually, I lost something important, too.
20:19After I lost it, I realized how important it was.
20:25It's crazy.
20:30But...
20:32I found it!
20:36Don't you think I look cool, Ajisan?
20:38Don't you think I look cool, Ajisan?
20:40Don't you think I look cool, Ajisan?
20:42Kazuya, check it out!
20:44That's cool!
20:54LAUGHTER
20:56LAUGHTER
20:58HE LAUGHS
21:00HE SPEAKS JAPANESE
21:02LAUGHTER
21:04LAUGHTER
21:06CHEERING
21:08HE PANTS
21:10HE PANTS
21:12HE PANTS
21:14HE PANTS
21:16HE PANTS
21:18HE ROARS
21:20HE ROARS
21:22..
21:24..
21:26..
21:28..
21:30..
21:32..
21:34GOD
21:36CLAPPING
21:38CLAPPING
21:40CLAPPING
21:42CLAPPING
21:44CIGHVIE WRECK
21:46CLAPPING
21:48CLAPPIN CHEERS
21:50I'm going to send you a live broadcast from 8 o'clock.
21:52It's the day of laughter, 2024, but can I ask you one thing?
21:55Yes.
21:56What were you doing?
21:58What were you doing?
21:59What were you doing?
22:00It's a collaboration.
22:01It's a joke, but it's funny.
22:04It's a joke, but it's funny.
22:06It's a joke, but it's funny.
22:07I did it after I saw it on YouTube, so I'm sure I'll do it.
22:10I see.
22:11I was too influenced.
22:12I was too influenced.
22:14The good inside is on the bad side.
22:16That's right.
22:18I'm sure you'll do it.
22:20I'm going to represent Johnson.
22:22I'm going to represent Johnson.
22:23That's fine.
22:24That's fine.
22:25That's definitely fine.
22:26After the day of laughter, the free distribution service will start streaming on Tver and U-NEXT.
22:33Please take a look.
22:36The next collaboration is this.
22:41The Best One Collaboration.
22:43The next collaboration is...
22:46Nights.
22:48Who will they collaborate with?
22:51This time...
22:53It's WESTLAND.
22:54Yes.
22:55Wait a minute.
22:56I got too excited.
22:57I don't know what to say.
22:58It's WESTLAND.
22:59It's WESTLAND.
23:01The winner of M-1 in 2022 is WESTLAND.
23:05What kind of joke should I do?
23:07If it's a joke, I'll be a taxi driver.
23:10That's no good.
23:11That's no good.
23:13This time, the two groups will do a special collaboration.
23:19The two groups will discuss the topic.
23:22I'll do something like Nights.
23:24I'll do it on the way.
23:28I'll do it based on what I want to say.
23:31I'll do it based on what I want to say.
23:33I'll do it based on what I want to say.
23:35I've never made a joke like this before, so I don't know what to do.
23:38I think it's enough to have a joke like YouTuber or influencer.
23:45Wow.
23:47I can't believe you're passionate.
23:49That's right.
23:50You can do whatever you want to say.
23:52I'll do whatever you want to say.
23:54You can say anything about the entertainment business.
23:57I can say anything about the entertainment business.
24:00I don't have a business, but I'm not a scholar.
24:04Is that it?
24:06What is this?
24:08There's a possibility that you'll get it wrong.
24:12What will happen to the science reaction of the veteran's unique manzai?
24:17Nice and...
24:19WESTLAND!
24:30We did it!
24:31It's WESTLAND!
24:33I found out about WESTLAND on Yahoo!
24:37Are you sure it's not Yahoo?
24:39I googled it on the internet.
24:41You googled it?
24:43I looked it up on Wikipedia.
24:45It's Wikipedia, right?
24:46It's kind of lame, but...
24:48I looked it up on GPT.
24:50There are too many search terms!
24:52You looked it up before you came here.
24:55I'd be happy if you did.
24:56The agency I belong to is called Paitan.
25:01It's like a ramen soup.
25:03The president of the company is famous.
25:05His name is Mitsuyo Asaka.
25:07He's Mitsuyo Ota.
25:08He doesn't work for Asakusa.
25:10The president of Mitsuyo Asaka is called Ota-san.
25:13That's a bad way to say it.
25:15You can just call him Oku-san.
25:17He belongs to a lot of companies.
25:19He's a member of the Japanese Electoral Alliance.
25:21That's a long name.
25:23It's called SOKOYO SOKOSOKO.
25:25No, no, no.
25:27You're saying the same thing.
25:29He also belongs to Inu-ni-Suzu.
25:31He belongs to Neko-ni-Suzu.
25:34He also belongs to Kome-Kome Club.
25:40He also belongs to Matsuo Atomu-mae.
25:42Matsuo Atomu-mae?
25:43He lives in Hasu-jo, Nagano.
25:45He's an apple farmer.
25:46He doesn't know anything.
25:47He doesn't know anything.
25:49Don't take my job.
25:51It's just a job.
25:53What is this?
25:54You have to look it up.
25:55He only talks about Paitan.
25:57He's a champion.
26:00He won the 2022 Do-M1 Grand Prix.
26:03Why did he have to win the Do-M1 Grand Prix?
26:05It was the best quiz ever.
26:07He was lucky.
26:09He got a good seat.
26:11He's a judge.
26:13It's not a competition.
26:14He was lucky.
26:15But this year, Koumoto-kun messed it up.
26:18That's right.
26:19He bit the line.
26:21That happens all the time.
26:23He bit the driver's arm.
26:25I don't know what that means.
26:27I'm sorry for the trouble.
26:32Why don't you say something?
26:34You're not doing anything.
26:36Why are you looking at him?
26:39Say something.
26:41He's a YouTuber, but...
26:42What are you talking about?
26:44What are you talking about?
26:46Are you going to do it?
26:47Yes.
26:48What do you mean?
26:49He's a YouTuber, but he's not a talent.
26:52He's a YouTuber, but he's not a talent.
26:56Go ahead.
26:57There are a lot of people who can't watch it.
26:59There are a lot of people who can't watch it.
27:00What is a couple YouTuber?
27:02How do you watch it?
27:04If you're having fun, you're out.
27:06Don't mess with me.
27:08Don't do it if you're going to be out.
27:10What is a family YouTuber?
27:12It's your family that makes the kids laugh.
27:14That's all.
27:15It's not fun to watch.
27:16You can't watch a family YouTuber.
27:18I don't know what it is.
27:20You can't do a family YouTube once.
27:23You can't stop watching the video of your son eating.
27:26You're my brother.
27:30You're my brother.
27:31You've heard it a lot.
27:32You're my brother.
27:33That's how you feel.
27:35That's what Mr. Hanawa does the most.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39Please listen.
27:40I'll go next.
27:41He's a comedian, but he's not an actor.
27:44He thinks he can do anything.
27:46He thinks he can do anything as a comedian.
27:48You can't just laugh.
27:49You can't just sing or write a book.
27:51You can't just appear in a drama.
27:53Some people can do it, but some people can't.
27:56You can do a comedy.
27:57You can do a comedy.
27:58You can't even watch a manzai drama.
28:00That's the worst.
28:01I thought I could do it.
28:02I got an offer for a detective drama.
28:04I was told I was really bad.
28:05Isn't it me?
28:07Isn't it me?
28:08That's right.
28:09I was criticized for my acting.
28:10What do people say on the Internet?
28:12It's the worst.
28:13It's the worst.
28:14It's the worst.
28:15It's the worst.
28:16It's the worst.
28:17It's the worst.
28:18That's the end of my acting.
28:19The actor is dead.
28:20The actor is dead.
28:21I laughed and laughed, but I found my eyes dead, so they thought I was the new criminal next time.
28:25You can't do that.
28:26That's why Hanawa-san's acting is the worst.
28:29That's not true.
28:30I laugh too much.
28:31I laugh too much.
28:32That's not true.
28:35What?
28:36That's not true.
28:37Concentrate a little bit more.
28:39That's not true.
28:40That's not true.
28:41There is in the Manzai church, but not in the Japanese soccer club.
28:45Yes, it's a mess.
28:46What is that Manzai church?
28:48I don't know why, but we don't go to the Manzai church.
28:50But the name was on the Wikipedia of the church.
28:52What's going on? We don't go there.
28:54When we won the M1, we were champions from the Manzai church for 2 years in a row.
28:58We don't go there.
28:59And we are in Nishikigoi, but we don't pay the church fee.
29:02Why are they?
29:03And there are many strange teachers.
29:05Who is that?
29:07There is a teacher from Kansai, but there is no teacher from Asakusa.
29:11When was their previous century?
29:13I don't know them at all, so I don't know their previous century.
29:16Why are they called teachers?
29:18I can't see them in Asakusa.
29:20In the Manzai church, you can only get 1,500 yen per month.
29:23You have to pay 2,000 yen in the coin parking lot.
29:25Isn't it strange?
29:26It's 500 yen every month.
29:28There are too many bad teachers in the convenience store.
29:32That's right.
29:33I don't care about that.
29:35Bad teachers are disbanded.
29:38What was the reason for the disbandment of the convenience store 40 years ago?
29:42There was a difference in the direction.
29:44No way.
29:45I'm sure you've noticed it somewhere.
29:48There are two bad teachers in the convenience store.
29:51I can't watch it.
29:53There are two bad teachers in the convenience store.
29:56Let's do the Manzai.
29:58Why do we have to do bad teachers in the convenience store?
30:01It's more fun to be on stage than to be on TV.
30:04That's not true.
30:06It's not fun, so you have to be on TV.
30:10It's not fun at all.
30:12Stop it.
30:15The Manzai is over.
30:17It's you.
30:18Wait a minute.
30:19You're the president.
30:20Yes, I'm the president.
30:21The president is the worst.
30:23No, it's not.
30:24The answer is...
30:25I said what I wanted to say.
30:27Thank you very much.
30:32Thank you very much.
30:33Thank you very much.
30:34Thank you very much.
30:50We're broadcasting live from TBS for eight hours.
30:53Comedy Day 2024
30:55After this, we will broadcast from King of Contents 2024, which will open at 6.30 p.m.
31:01How was the Manzai?
31:03The four of us did it.
31:04The entrance was a little...
31:06It was dangerous.
31:07It was dangerous.
31:08I can only do it once.
31:10I don't know why, but I've been supported by Hino Dan all the time.
31:14I didn't practice.
31:16I've been watching this all the time.
31:18Let me practice Manzai.
31:20That was a great game.
31:22I was so excited.
31:24I wanted to practice at that time.
31:26I wanted to practice, too.
31:27But it was good with the four of us.
31:29I can't see Tsuchiya getting excited.
31:32I was so excited.
31:34I said the worst thing.
31:36All the complaints I usually have come out.
31:38All the complaints I usually have come out.
31:40It comes out when I'm next to Iguchi.
31:42Now, let's connect the studio and the broadcast.
31:45Party-chan at the end of the broadcast.
31:49It's the other way around.
31:52We're here at the King of Conte final.
31:55I'd like to hear from the judges.
31:59It's his first time.
32:03It's light.
32:04Jiro, it's your first time as a judge.
32:07Are you nervous?
32:08I'm nervous.
32:10I have a question.
32:12When was your first kiss?
32:15Jiro-chan.
32:17Jiro-chan.
32:18Jiro-san, you're not allowed to kiss.
32:20Jiro-san, you smell like a temple.
32:22Listen to Suga-chan's No.1.
32:25Yamauchi-san hasn't come yet.
32:27Don't push the button.
32:29I'm a judge.
32:31Who is the judge?
32:33The winner is Hima-chan.
32:35Yes, it's Hima-chan.
32:37Congratulations.
32:38It's not coming out.
32:42Next, Akiyama-san, who has been a judge since last year.
32:46I don't know what to do with the mic.
32:48Should I go like this?
32:49Or like this?
32:51Gyaru-san is very happy.
32:53Akiyama-san is very happy.
32:55It's like a wine festival.
32:57Next, Hata-kun.
33:00Next, it's a collaboration between Nacho Club.
33:05The best collaboration.
33:07Next is...
33:09Nacho Club.
33:12You're here.
33:13It's been a while.
33:14It's been a while, leader.
33:16It's been a few years.
33:17That's true.
33:18How is it?
33:19I'm nervous.
33:20You're young.
33:21Yoshimoto-san.
33:22You're a big star.
33:25Is it okay to be in a big agency?
33:28Ueshiba-kun's smell is good.
33:30I can feel the nostalgia.
33:32I can feel the nostalgia.
33:33That's Miki.
33:34The No.1 hope is Miki.
33:36The No.2 hope is Kamaitachi.
33:39The collaboration with the No.1 hope, Miki, has been decided.
33:44This time, Nacho Club's legendary skit has been revived.
33:49You're all here, right?
33:54Let's see the skit with Miki.
33:57Do you know the game center?
33:59Yes, of course.
34:00Then, let's do it.
34:02It's been a while.
34:03It's been a while, right?
34:04Then, let's watch it once.
34:06This is Jimon-ryu.
34:08The meeting has just started.
34:12Did I say it at the beginning?
34:14The most important thing is that when you enter,
34:16you have to act like a skit.
34:18A skit?
34:19I don't want to be told that.
34:21I'll try it once.
34:22I'll try it once.
34:23From the head?
34:24Where should I start?
34:25I don't know.
34:26I don't know where to start.
34:28I don't know where to start.
34:29I don't know anything.
34:31He has a small fortune.
34:32What?
34:33A small fortune.
34:34I'm sorry.
34:35I'm sorry.
34:36I was just thinking.
34:37I'm sorry.
34:38Jimon-san is in the way.
34:40The flow is good.
34:41Please give me that video.
34:44I want to learn that skit.
34:46Now, the legendary skit is back here.
34:51Dachou Club.
34:54Miki.
35:02I'll do my best.
35:04If there was a shoe store like a game center...
35:13I want shoes.
35:16Is there a good-looking shoe store?
35:19What?
35:20A shoe store like a game center?
35:24That's good.
35:25Let's go in.
35:26Win.
35:27Welcome.
35:28Welcome.
35:29I want shoes.
35:30I've seen you before.
35:31He's a celebrity.
35:32A comedian.
35:33That person.
35:34Giririri.
35:36Takeyama who plays Take-man.
35:37That's not it.
35:38Takeyama, take on.
35:40Takeyama, take on.
35:42Who?
35:43What?
35:48That's not it.
35:51Isn't he Masumoto Tanpu?
35:52That's it.
35:53That's the one.
35:56I've seen it.
35:57There he is.
36:00Here, come on you idiot.
36:02You don't know what you're talking about!
36:04I don't get it!
36:07Oh, you're talking about earthworms!
36:09Earthworms!
36:11I knew it!
36:13You talk about earthworms everywhere!
36:15Hey, you!
36:18You're talking big about hard soil.
36:20You don't know what you're talking about!
36:22You don't get it!
36:24Who did that?
36:26What do you think of?
36:28What are you thinking?
36:30What are you thinking about?
36:34All the staff and the station!
36:36What are you thinking about on the day of the show?
36:41It feels good.
36:43You're happy, right?
36:44I'm happy.
36:45You're happy.
36:47Shoes, shoes.
36:48Shoes.
36:49If it's shoes, this is the most popular.
36:52This is the most popular.
36:53Is this the only one in this store?
36:55This is the most popular.
36:56Give me this one.
36:58This is 7,500 yen.
37:007,500 yen.
37:02Please.
37:03Please.
37:04Please.
37:057,500 yen.
37:06Please.
37:07Please.
37:08No, no, no.
37:09What?
37:10We have a game center-like habit.
37:12That's right.
37:13What game center-like habit?
37:14Do you have coins?
37:15Coins?
37:16Yes.
37:17Please press the switch.
37:18Switch?
37:19Press it.
37:20I'll press it.
37:21Yes.
37:22Ring, ring, ring.
37:23Ring, ring, ring.
37:24Ring, ring, ring.
37:25Ring, ring, ring.
37:27Pity.
37:29What?
37:30What do you mean?
37:33He's in the game!
37:34Give it to me in a normal way.
37:36I want it simply.
37:37No, no, wait.
37:38Give it to me.
37:39You're being ridiculous, sir!
37:41You're touching your lens with your bare hands!
37:44You're touching your lens!
37:46The game is over now.
37:47He doesn't care about his job.
37:48Okay, okay, thank you.
37:49I'll take it.
37:50I'll take it.
37:51What's up with this?
37:53You just said it's a game center-like habit.
37:54Just give it.
37:55because I'm a monster.
37:56I'm a monster.
37:57Darby.
37:58What's Darby?
37:59Which hand do you want to play?
38:01What?
38:02Right hand or left hand?
38:03Right hand.
38:04The right hand is your hand.
38:06Oh, no!
38:08If the right hand wins, the other hand is yours.
38:11Mine?
38:12Yeah.
38:12Ready, set.
38:13Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
38:15Pachamama-pachamama.
38:16Oh, no, no, no.
38:17Go, go, go, go, go.
38:18Oh, no.
38:20It's a tie.
38:21What?
38:22It's a tie!
38:23There's no chance of winning.
38:24It's my right hand.
38:27You are playing well, the other hand isn't.
38:30That's the strange thing about you.
38:32You touched it with your bare hands.
38:34You touched it.
38:35You touched it.
38:38Yeah, I touched it.
38:39Was that okay?
38:40I gave want.
38:41I'll give you back the game machine's shoe!
38:44That's fine, the game machine's shoe.
38:47This is the goeseni you brought with you?
38:48Again, that's the goeseni.
38:50Whassit, throw it out.
38:51If the same person is wearing the same shoes, the shoes are yours.
38:53That's the answer?
38:55Then you can't say anything!
38:57No, no, no!
38:59Hey!
39:01Hmm, hmm...
39:03I'm sorry.
39:05We all have the same shoes!
39:07We all have the same shoes!
39:09What's the difference?
39:11What?
39:13What if there was a restaurant that looks like a game center?
39:17A restaurant?
39:19What are you talking about?
39:21Welcome!
39:23I want shoes!
39:25Welcome!
39:27I'll do it!
39:29I'll do it!
39:31Go ahead!
39:33I'm happy!
39:35I'm happy!
39:37I'm happy!
39:39I'm happy!
39:41It's so hot!
39:43It's so hot!
39:45It's so hot!
39:47It's so hot!
39:49It looks delicious!
39:51It's so hot!
39:53It's so hot!
39:55It's so hot!
39:57What are you going to do?
39:59What am I going to do?
40:01I don't need it!
40:03I don't need it!
40:05It's so hot!
40:07It's so hot!
40:09It's so hot!
40:11It's so hot!
40:13It's so hot!
40:15It's so hot!
40:17It's so hot!
40:19What are you doing?
40:21I don't need it!
40:23I don't need it!
40:25I don't need it!
40:27I don't need it!
40:29It's so hot!
40:31It's so hot!
40:33It's melting!
40:35It's melting!
40:37Go!
40:39Go!
40:43Go!
40:45Go!
40:47It's so hot!
40:49It's so hot!
40:51Go!
40:53Go!
40:55Go!
40:57Go!
40:59Go!
41:01I don't need it!
41:03I don't need it!
41:05I don't need it!
41:07It's so hot!
41:09It's so hot!
41:11It's so hot!
41:13It's so hot!
41:15It's so hot!
41:17It's so hot!
41:19It's so hot!
41:21It's so hot!
41:23It's so hot!
41:25It's so hot!
41:27It's so hot!
41:29It's so hot!
41:31It's so hot!
41:33It's so hot!
41:35It's so hot!
41:57Ah!
42:05I don't know if I'm going to
42:35be
42:59allowed to
43:25do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do
43:55this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I don't know if I'm going to do this, but I
44:23You eat it!
44:27Wait, wait.
44:28What're you doing?
44:29He will eat mine!
44:31He will eat it!
44:33I said he'll eat it!
44:35Wait, wait.
44:36Stop it, he'll eat mine.
44:38We'll share it!
44:39We'll eat it at 3 4 coins.
44:41I'll share 2 98 coins!
44:43Let's see who will eat it, it's a game!
44:46He's got his hands on the gold!
44:50Wait a minute!
44:52What are you doing?
44:54What are you doing?
44:56What are you doing?
44:58Go for it!
45:00Thank you for everything!
45:02Thank you for everything!
45:04Hatsune!
45:06Hatsune!
45:10I'm alone!
45:12Your tone changed!
45:14You were like a friend!
45:16I'm alone!
45:18Wait a minute!
45:20Wait a minute!
45:22Wait a minute!
45:24You were like a friend!
45:26You changed your tone!
45:28You changed your tone!
45:30Hamaguri!
45:32Hamaguri!
45:34Good morning!
45:36Good morning!
45:38Hamaguri!
45:40Hamaguri!
45:42He is shooting!
45:44BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
45:49Getsukawasui-moku-kingdo-nichi
45:51Hai, ba-bam ba-bam ba-bam
45:53Ishu-kan-maru-goto
45:55Ba-bam ba-bam ba-bam
45:56Net-so-gyuu!
45:59KORE NANII!
46:01This is how you do it.
46:05Wait a minute!
46:07I'm here to deliver a joke!
46:11Here I come!
46:13You're like me.
46:15You shouldn't do it like me.
46:18Macho.
46:20You're like a racer.
46:23Like a racer on a fake road.
46:25Macho, where have you been?
46:28Hey, your muscles!
46:31You're making a mess!
46:33Hey!
46:35Hey, hey!
46:37Hey!
46:39My stomach hurts!
46:41My stomach hurts! I want to go to the bathroom!
46:43But I have no choice but to do it here!
46:45Hey!
46:46Wait a minute!
46:47I thought these were panties!
46:49I'm sorry for now!
46:50Wow! I'm sorry for now!
46:52Wait a minute!
46:53Wait a minute!
46:54Wait a minute!
46:56Hey!
46:58I'm scared!
46:59I'm scared!
47:00Wait a minute!
47:01Put me down!
47:02Put me down!
47:03What do you want me to do?
47:04What do you want me to do?
47:05The opening of King of Kong is about to begin!
47:07Mr. R. Stay!
47:09Mr. R. Stay!
47:10Mr. R. Stay!
47:11That's too much!
47:12King of Kong!
47:13Kimchi beef!
47:14How is it?
47:15It's the same!
47:16It's not cold at all!
47:17Hey!
47:18Help me!
47:20I'm coming!
47:21There's something else.
47:22There's something else.
47:23Huh?
47:24It's the stylist.
47:30Wow, wow, wow!
47:31There's nothing there.
47:33The stylist is dancing!
47:36The stylist is dancing!
47:39The stylist in a venue!
47:41The stylist!
47:42The stylist is dancing in a venue!
47:45The stylist!
47:46Skid!
47:47Skid!
47:48Skid!
47:49Skid!
47:50Yes, yes, yes!
47:53Amazing mechanics!
47:55Come on, come on!
47:56This is it!
48:05Come on, come on!
48:08It's like Transformers!
48:14What is this?
48:16What the heck?
48:17Come on now.
48:19Come on.
48:21Okay.
48:23Come on.
48:25Come on.
48:27Okay.
48:29Can I get a hug?
48:31Can I get a hug?
48:33Go on.
48:35Go on.
48:37Go on.
48:39Go on.
48:41Go on.
48:43Go on.
48:45Go on.
48:47you
48:51can't
48:58beat
49:05me.
49:13Wait a minute.
49:13The goal is close!
49:14The goal is close!
49:14Hamada-san, are you really holding it?
49:17Ah!
49:17Ah!
49:18Ah!
49:18Passing through a shortcut.
49:19Eh?
49:20I thought I was being chased by a Beams employee.
49:22But that Beams employee was being chased by a Sips employee.
49:26Why are you chasing me?
49:28The title is long.
49:30Passing through.
49:30It's Beams!
49:31Ah, it's Beams!
49:31It's Beams!
49:32It's Beams!
49:32Why are you chasing me?
49:33Ah, it's Sips!
49:34It's Sips!
49:34Ah, it's Sips!
49:35Ah, it's Sips!
49:35Ah, it's Sips!
49:36Ah, it's Sips!
49:36Ah, it's Sips!
49:37Ah, it's Sips!
49:37What's the reason for the disbandment?
49:40What?
49:45You're late.
49:47Come on.
49:49Hamada-san!
49:50Hurry up.
49:53We don't have time.
49:55Hamada-san.
49:56What?
49:57I almost died, Hamada-san.
49:59Hamada-san, did you see my goal?
50:02Did you see my goal?
50:03I saw your goal.
50:04Did you see all of them?
50:06This is the day of laughter.
50:11This is the day of laughter.
50:13I got it right.
50:17Now, let's go.
50:19The next present to King of Content 2024.
50:23It's opening.