キングオブコント2024(お笑いの日2024) 2024年10月12日 1stステージ後半
キングオブコント2024(お笑いの日2024) 2024年10月12日 1stステージ後半
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00:00Next up is the finalist, the 6th group!
00:05The President of Japan!
00:12Thanks to him, it's been 5 years.
00:16The President of Japan
00:19will challenge for the 5th time in 5 years in a row.
00:24Until the 3rd time,
00:27I thought I would win this year.
00:32It's not something you can do just because you want to win.
00:38After I left King of the Continent,
00:40I got a lot of attention.
00:42I spent a year with those 4 people,
00:44and then I left King of the Continent again.
00:46It felt like I was on a tuna fishing boat for a year.
00:50There's no such thing as these guys.
00:53I want people to forget about them.
00:56I want people to watch us again.
00:58I want people to watch us again.
00:59I want people to watch us again.
01:00I want people to watch us again.
01:01It's our only regular show.
01:05I lost to the guy who was called a rabbit
01:09in Hotton, Nomikotsu Dari, and Ranbidamucho.
01:21The President of Japan
01:26Good morning.
01:28What are you doing?
01:29I'm going to practice today.
01:31Nice to meet you.
01:32Are you a freshman?
01:33Yes.
01:34I'll give you a chance if you're a freshman.
01:36Yes.
01:37That's what I'm going to do.
01:38Yes.
01:39Where do you live?
01:40I live in Sada.
01:41I'll knock on the door.
01:42Let's go.
01:43Let's go.
01:45You're good.
01:47You're good.
01:50You're good.
01:52You're good.
01:54Let's go.
01:56You're good.
02:01You're scary.
02:02You're too small.
02:07You're too small.
02:09You won't die.
02:11Let's go.
02:13Let's go.
02:15This way.
02:17This way.
02:18This way.
02:20This way.
02:21This way.
02:22You're too small.
02:24You're too small.
02:26You can't knock.
02:28It's batting practice.
02:31Let's go.
02:39Really?
02:40Really?
02:43Are you a freshman?
02:46You're amazing.
02:47You're too small.
02:49Really?
02:53Where do you live?
02:55You're too small.
02:57You're too small.
02:59It's a waste.
03:01It's a waste even though you hit it.
03:04Can't you pitch?
03:05I can.
03:06Then pitch.
03:08Pitch.
03:09Stand up straight.
03:11Go.
03:15You're good.
03:17You're good.
03:19You're a freshman.
03:22You're too small.
03:25You're good.
03:26You can do this.
03:29Throw it on Sunday.
03:31Make a batting practice.
03:37It hurts.
03:43Why don't you say something?
03:45It hurts.
03:46Why don't you say something?
03:48What can you do?
03:51You're fast.
03:53Run from there.
03:55I'll watch you.
03:56Go.
03:58One more time.
04:01You're too slow.
04:06What?
04:07You're too slow.
04:11You're too slow.
04:13Coach.
04:14Yes?
04:15Can I drink water?
04:16What?
04:17Can I drink water?
04:18Yes.
04:23Don't drink water on your own.
04:26Don't drink water on your own.
04:27Say it.
04:29When you drink water.
04:30You're too slow.
04:32You're too slow.
04:33Run.
04:34Run.
04:35Run.
04:46What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:54Are you okay?
04:56Knees.
04:57Knees.
04:58Knees?
05:01Can you stand?
05:02Slowly.
05:04Don't push yourself.
05:06Don't push yourself.
05:07What will you do if you get hurt?
05:09You can't play baseball.
05:10You can't play baseball.
05:11What?
05:12There was a player like this.
05:18He hit home runs, threw no-hits and no-runs.
05:21He was a high-class player.
05:22It was okay to go to the Major League.
05:25But he couldn't play baseball because of overwork.
05:29It's all my fault.
05:30So I don't want you to be like that.
05:34Why did you start playing baseball?
05:37I have a childhood friend.
05:44What did you say?
05:45What did you say?
05:47What did you say?
05:49What did you say?
05:51What did you say?
05:55I don't understand.
05:56I don't understand anything.
05:59What's wrong with you?
06:01You started something.
06:03What's wrong with you?
06:04What did you say?
06:06I don't understand.
06:10I don't understand.
06:12I don't understand!
06:15What's wrong with you?
06:16What's wrong with you?
06:22Why are you falling down?
06:27Why are you on the horse?
06:31Why are you on the horse?
06:32Then they were gonna got that one mark on my mom then show aria, but I'm not a me what's going on
07:02I must have I must have
07:10So don't it's like I've got you
07:20Sorry, there are site in the whole
07:22Oh my god
07:25Final stage miss Mary now, I joined sunk me to nothing else
07:28Nippon no Shachou-san got sign of City Hotel San Gorgia no token
07:32Oh, you are my lever so much in the City Hotel San Gorgia
07:36I'm a doctor. I couldn't get to me. So no token. Oh shit. I must go Nippon no Shachou-san. No
07:41So good. That's what I do
07:44I must know how much longer I think about it. Oh
07:48Hi, Kai. Hi, Kai. Hi, Kai
07:50Hey
08:07What does he say I don't know
08:20It's just an echo. I don't know. Hey, I'm gonna kill you. Okay. Well, I'm gonna come
08:27So I think I'll what I owe this
08:30That's not true. No, I see you tell San Gorgia. So they don't know Nippon no Shachou-san. It was your Nippon no Shachou-san
08:40You know, can you do me?
08:43Yamaguchi, can you stop?
08:45Okay, I'm not you do go
08:48Okay, you don't know
08:51He's got you do you go?
08:55Don't you have to watch them?
08:59Do you put a big boy that's not gotten us
09:06Korea since I know
09:08I
09:38Think I know what that I've got up there. Don't go there. I can't get it. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, but that's nice
09:43Yeah, yeah, please. Don't you want to meet my guy?
09:47So he's got under the show. So it's a no-no. Yeah, you might know me
09:51Oh, it's easy. Thank you. Okay. I'm a Jack Chastity. That's me. Let's actually don't want to get on
09:56Book together. Yeah, but it's it. Oh, I saw no. I don't call it. I don't need to put the other time you know
10:01I saw another emotion. I thought I might hold up. What could I see now?
10:05You
10:36Can't
10:46Hide together, you just don't understand. Hi. How does it don't know something you got final stage?
10:50He's swimming the show sweet. You're not a commuter. Oh, I know he's told it
11:01You're so cool. No, no
11:04I
11:08Don't know how to look at you. Oh, they don't eat. Oh, it's me. I don't know Koshka
11:14Maki, what's done this kid? Oh, they move on to take what I want. So you'll sort of take what I can't eat
11:18I don't know. They won't tell me you know, I didn't know you got that much you got there. I got done that to go to there
11:22So nice. I'm not a son. I need you show that you know that I'll
11:25There's a steep I know it's good to get out of there. Hi, what would you see me?
11:30I'm Tony. It's enough that he got say on the
11:33Contos, you know you
11:35know, I don't need your name, you don't need another Marino gaining me you show stay
11:40Neta got almost a little contour. Oh, I'm sure a decade a little a little second. Oh show me shit. I said
11:45You're a little bit. So I'm a kohai. No time anymore. You show stuff
11:48That's not you. So smash it. Okay. Why?
11:59Moshe Moshe don't a star don't get some fun for the show it's
12:05Much it's got your shot. Hi. I don't know what I must call it. I'm gonna miss
12:12smash
12:15Yo, sir, what are you doing? It's gonna move to Tanya
12:21Daria hi
12:23It's
12:26It's
12:28Kouyama notice
12:31What I gave you know Yamashita Kota, son this your name
12:37Kiss that's me. Kikito. I must come
12:40No, no, no, no, this is Yamashita Kota. No, Kuzetsu sanpo. Konshu. Hajimata. I'm not a no bongumi. This is you
12:48Hi, I'm not a gama Chibura. Okay, Oshina. Gala machino hitobito ni surudo. He don't kuzetsu. Komi. Oh, you didn't take a bang
12:57Hi
12:59Kojima no a zoa so no die. It's kind of awesome. Oh, I'm not a no tsukkomi bubun. Okay. It'll come on. Oh, yes
13:08Yeah, I'll call them. So go home. Come on. Oh, yeah
13:13Not yet. Hey, so knock back down hunker
13:17Oh, yes, go. Oh, don't know this car. Yeah, Koichi, sir. Kusuri no Mitsubishi
13:29Mina honto ni soでした
13:35Mina anata no tsukkomi dori no hanzai shita
13:38Hey
13:40Anata no so kansatsu yoku wa subarashii. Mo ichido imasu. Keisatsu ni kite moraimasen ka.
13:45Ah, scout?
13:47Onegaishimasu
13:49Chotto matte kudasai yo
13:51Saki no hitotachi honma ni zenin hanzaisha yatta ndesu ka?
13:54Hai
13:56Ano hi no asagaya dou natteta?
13:59Onegaishimasu. Ima sugu owarai genin wo yamete. Keisatsu ka ni narimashou
14:03Eh?
14:05Iya desu yo. Sekkaku rokei bangumi mo moteru you ni natta no ni
14:09Anata ga yatte ita no wa rokei dewa arimasen
14:11Junkai desu
14:13Junkai?
14:15Ima sugu keisatsu ka ni narimashou
14:17Tatoe tsukkomi deka toshite yatte ikimashou
14:19Nandesu ka sore?
14:21Iya desu
14:23Tabun nandesu kedo
14:25Anata ni aru no wa owarai no tsukkomi no saino ja nakute
14:29Hanzaisha wo minuku saino da to omoun desu yo
14:32Ha?
14:34Anata ni owarai no saino doukou nante wakaranai desho?
14:38Ima kara shashin wo omise shimasu
14:40Kono shashin ni utsutte iru jinbutsu ni desu ne
14:42Omotta you ni sunao ni tsukkonde itte mite kudasai
14:45Hai?
14:46Mazu hitorime
14:47Eh?
14:48Iya...sono...majime sou ya na
14:53Tsugi
14:55Iya...sono...pocchari ka
14:59Tsugi
15:00Iya isansouzoku de momete kyoudai zenin koroshitan ka
15:03Sou desu
15:08Sugoi, mou ichimai, mou ichimai onegai shimasu
15:10Eh?
15:11Iya tonai de yonken ginkou koutou shitan ka
15:14Sou desu
15:15Honde ima wa gunma no yamaokuri kakureten no ka
15:18Sou nandesu ka?
15:24Sugoi, anata no saino wa wareware no souzou wo koete imasu
15:27Sa, ima sugu wareware no moto ni kite kudasai
15:29Iya, hayaku kite kudasai
15:31Hayaku kite kudasai
15:33Iya, gouin ya na
15:35Sousa mo gouin ni yatte shoukou no netsuzou toka shimakute no ka
15:39Eh?
15:46Iya, are desu ne
15:48Zenzen hazureru koto mo aru desu ne
15:54Iya, nan nansu ka sono tsumetai me
15:57Tensatsu wa omote no kao de jitsu wa ura no soshiki no kousakuin nanka
16:12Kimi wa tatoesugita
16:19Koko made tatoerarechau to wa chotto keisangai datta na
16:24Kimi mitai na kan no yosugiru tsukkomi wa kirai da yo
16:30Kou nattara shikatanai
16:32Yotei henkou da
16:36Kimi ni wa
16:37Iya, uchiboketto no kenjuu de ore no koto uchikorosu ka
16:44Sotto mirai no hanzai mo wakaru
16:53Thank you very much
16:56Hai, gochisousama de gozaimashita
16:58Arigatou gozaimashita
17:01Hai, Fire Thunder de gozaimashita
17:03Arigatou gozaimashita
17:05Doushita ka, yatte mite?
17:07Iya, hontou, chotto aikata ga daisusei de kandetan de
17:09Iya, iya, giri baretenai desu yo ne
17:11Chotto kowakatta desu
17:12Shichou ritsu doko da
17:13Giri, giri daijoubu da
17:14Shichou ritsu doko kandeta
17:15Chotto kandeta desu
17:16Inan koto iyunai
17:19Saa, sore dewa sensai no minasan, saiten no hou onegaishimasu
17:24Saa, Fire Thunder-san ga sani no City Hotel 357-san no tokuten wo uwamaareba
17:29Sono jiten de City Hotel 357-san wa datsuraku to narimasu
17:33Gyaku ni sono tokuten wo shitamawatte shimaimasu to
17:36Fire Thunder-san, sono ba de datsuraku kettei to natte
17:40Hai
17:41Maa, demo yaru dake yatte yari kitta
17:43Sou desu ne
17:44Sou desu ne
17:50Sakunen wa ato ippo de Finalistでした
17:53Iya, sou desu ne
17:544回4位で
17:552点差とかだった
17:581点1点大事ですね
17:59いきたいですね
18:03さっきもね
18:04ああいうのが好き、嫌いっていう
18:06ね、審査員の方にも色々あります
18:08そうですね
18:10みんな好きであって欲しいですね
18:12そうですね
18:14採点が終わったようです
18:16脱落するのはCity Hotel 357か
18:18それともFire Thunderか
18:21Fire Thunderの得点は
18:26二郎95
18:29山内95
18:32秋山94
18:35小峠94
18:38伊豆98
18:40合計得点は
18:41What?
18:43456点
18:45ということで
18:47嬉しいです
18:51よしよしよし
18:53みなさんやります
18:54Fire Thunder
18:57それ知らんね
18:58大丈夫、大丈夫ですか
19:01さあ、伊豆さん
19:03いやもう完璧だったと思う
19:05ありがとうございます
19:06もう想像もつかないような設定だったし
19:08途中からなんか世にも奇妙な物語みたいな
19:12すごい良質な良いものを見せていただいたっていう感じで
19:16めちゃくちゃ面白かったです
19:18ありがとうございます
19:19二郎さんどうですか
19:20はい、すごいよくできたコントだと思いました
19:22種明かしのところもすごいハマってましたし
19:24全然外してなかったし
19:26すごい受けてたんで
19:27素晴らしかったと思います
19:28なるほど
19:29山内さんいかがですか
19:30はい、本当に毎回設定
19:32最初に分かるとこで
19:34すごいワクワクさせられる設定だなってなるんで
19:38なるほど
19:39あの外さなさがえげつないなっていう感じですね
19:43はい
19:44めちゃくちゃ面白かったです
19:45みなさん得点高いですから
19:47他なんか言うぞって
19:51言うぞはない
19:52ちょっと言い忘れてるぞって
19:54それはないです
19:55今思い出したぞって
19:57思い出したことないです
19:58ないですか
19:59ないですね
20:00分かりました
20:01はい
20:02さあ、果たしてファイナルステージに勝ち上がるのは誰なんでしょうか
20:06続いては8組目のファイナリストでございます
20:11すげえな
20:12カカオ
20:20高等無形のトリプルプレー
20:24カカオ
20:25高等無形のトリプルプレー
20:29結成5年目にして初の決勝進出
20:32おい
20:33僕らのネタは結構シンプルかもしれないですね
20:38結構そんなややこしいことしてないんで
20:40なるほどね
20:41全員同じような見た目やし
20:43あんまキャラクターとかじゃないんで
20:46ノリ感、テンポ感、グルーブ感
20:50わちゃわちゃしてる感じを
20:53友達と思ってみてくれたらだいぶ面白いと思います
20:58本大会最年少トリプル
21:00旋風を巻き起こす
21:04一番若い僕らが優勝したら
21:07笑い会の流れ一個変わるというか
21:10盛り上がるんじゃないかなと思うんで
21:12俺らなんか絶対ノーマークやろうしな
21:17お前特にノーマークやった
21:19ノーマークはもちろん
21:24誰がマークするのこいつを
21:34やっぱり部員が二人だけやと
21:36グラウンドすらも貸してもらわれへんみたいやわ
21:38そんな
21:40まあ考えても仕方ない
21:41部員が集まるまでは練習は中止や
21:44今日は解散
21:46ちょっと待ってください
21:49それやったら
21:51ここで練習させてください
21:53お前何言うてんねん
21:54こんな部室で練習できるわけないやろ
21:56窓とか割れたらどうすんねん
21:58でも
21:59このまま練習できん日々が続いたら
22:01僕のピッチャーとしての腕はなまってしまいます
22:05お願いします
22:06ここでできる練習させてください
22:09監督
22:10僕からもお願いします
22:13じゃあもちやってみんや
22:16ありがとうございます
22:17そんな感じな
22:18そっちギリギリまで
22:20ギリギリまで行け
22:22気をつけろよ
22:23行くか
22:24集中
22:25集中
22:34集中
22:39意味があるかわからんけどやな
22:42こんな感じやったら大丈夫
22:44これで練習していこうか
22:46おい
23:00結局この一年半一人も集まらんかったな
23:03なんでこの野球部こんな人気ないねん
23:05とりあえず
23:06俺らはできる練習しよう
23:08せやな
23:16来い
23:22ナイフチェーン
23:25スライダーいってみるわ
23:26集中しろよ
23:30わからん
23:33やっと待ってるね
23:34おはようございます
23:35だいぶヘアレンの成果が出てるんちゃうか
23:37だいぶ上達してきました
23:39今日はバッティングいこうか
23:41バッティング
23:42バッティングなんかやったことないし
23:44お前らの集中力やったら大丈夫や
23:45でも高橋バッティングやったらキャッチャーいないっすよ
23:48そんなんいらんやん
23:49お前が絶対ミスラインに投げて
23:50お前が絶対ミスラインに打って
23:52俺が絶対ミスラインに取ればええねんから
23:54その代わり
23:55魔導とか割れたらもう野球部終わりやからな
23:57お前ら集中しろよ
23:59そんなのできるかな
24:00高橋
24:01この一年半信じろ
24:03よし
24:05いくぞ
24:06来い
24:16打てた
24:18えごい集中力
24:23次もっと魔導のとこ狙え
24:25より集中力高めて
24:26危ないやら
24:27行くぞ
24:28来い
24:35脳みその欠陥切れそうや
24:37よしよし
24:38もう一発
24:39何してんだよ
24:41ここで早く投げる必要ないでしょ
24:44反射の練習や
24:45びっくりしたわマジで
24:47お前
24:48お前投げるとき言うやん
24:50反射の練習や
24:51こいつ経由すんのは違うやろ
24:53おいおいおい
24:54逆でね
24:55この順序でやっとったやろずっと
24:56逆で
24:57何
24:58お前
25:00そうやん
25:01お前は全部潰したいんか
25:02そうやん
25:03ほらこれは
25:04こっちに投げると見せかけて
25:05こっちに
25:06そのパターンね
25:07さすがやな
25:08こっちに投げると見せかけて
25:09何してんのお前
25:10何してんの
25:11危ない危ない
25:12危ないって
25:13惑われるって
25:14ここでこっち
25:15空の速攻
25:18今何が起きた
25:19お前を投げ返してきたな
25:21速攻にお対応しましたね
25:23いやおもろいやつやでお前は
25:24空の速攻
25:25速攻返し
25:28空の速攻
25:29速攻返し
25:30何今
25:31空の速攻
25:32こっちに投げて
25:33待って
25:34ここでこっち
25:35空の速攻
25:36速攻返し
25:37ここでスライダー
25:38野球おもろ
25:42おもろ野球
25:43おもしろ
25:44そりゃやるわ
25:45そりゃみんなやるわ
25:46こんなおもろい
25:47びっくりした
25:48めっちゃおもろくなってる
25:49これもあと6人集まったら
25:50大会出れますよ
25:51でもあと7人な
25:52俺試合でやるから
25:53ほんまや
25:54ややこしい
25:55でもこんだけおもらったら
25:56今日の練習はもうええな
25:57確かに
25:58明日からはもっとうまくなるために
25:59これを校長室でやります
26:01えー
26:02絶対ミスできんすよ
26:03一球出ても切り抜くなよ
26:05はい
26:06疲れた
26:07いやでも
26:08早分集まらんかな
26:09確かに
26:10早く9人で
26:12ヘアレンしたいわ
26:14おや
26:17OK OK
26:25はいお疲れ様でございました
26:27ありがとうございました
26:29さあカカオでございました
26:31ありがとうございました
26:33ありがとうございました
26:34ありがとうございました
26:35さあどうでしたか
26:36よかった
26:38楽しくできました
26:40That's number one, right?
26:42Thank you very much.
26:43Now, let's see the scores.
26:47Now, the finalists will be decided.
26:51This is amazing.
26:54If Kakao gets more points than Yadan, Yadan will be eliminated.
26:59On the other hand, if Yadan gets less points than Kakao, Kakao will be eliminated.
27:07Now, let's see the results.
27:09But this is the first time.
27:11Yes, it is.
27:13He has been a trio member for five years.
27:20Is it difficult?
27:22Is it difficult?
27:25It's not that difficult.
27:26It's not?
27:28It's not?
27:30How difficult is it?
27:32You don't have to speak with that kind of brain.
27:35Mr. Hamada.
27:36Yes?
27:37Let's do it properly.
27:38I'm sorry.
27:41I'm sorry.
27:42I'm sorry.
27:43We are here, too.
27:44Of course.
27:46Now, the scoring is over.
27:48Does Yadan want to be eliminated, or Kakao?
27:51Kakao?
27:52Mr. Hamada.
27:54Let's do it properly.
27:57I'm sorry.
27:58Let's do it properly.
28:01Now, let's see.
28:02What is Kakao's score?
28:06Jiro, 94.
28:09Yamauchi, 91.
28:11Kakiyama, 93.
28:14Touge, 95.
28:17Iizuka, 95.
28:18What is the total score?
28:22468.
28:27He is in 6th place.
28:28Kakao will be eliminated.
28:30I see.
28:32It's a pity.
28:36Jiro, what do you think?
28:38They were very fresh.
28:40They showed us a story that can only be done now.
28:44It was very simple, but it was very funny.
28:49Now, Mr. Iizuka.
28:51I really liked it, too.
28:54At the end, it was very interesting.
28:58It was very difficult.
29:00I was wondering how it would end.
29:03I see.
29:04It ended abruptly, so it was a little wasteful.
29:07That's what I thought.
29:09Mr. Yamauchi, what did you think?
29:11The movement was very interesting.
29:14The audience was very excited.
29:16I wanted to add a little more story to the movement.
29:23I was looking forward to another development from the fast movement in the second half.
29:29That's why I chose this score.
29:31I see.
29:33What do you think, judges?
29:36It's the same score as the president of Japan.
29:39Is that so?
29:41I'm just asking if you know baseball.
29:44I know.
29:45I know.
29:46I know.
29:47Don't underestimate me.
29:48I know.
29:50Don't underestimate the judges.
29:54I'm sorry.
29:55I'm sorry.
29:56At this point, the winner, Mr. Fire Thunder, will advance to the final stage.
30:01Yes, it's decided.
30:06Mr. Fire Thunder, how do you feel now?
30:09I'm going to the second stage of my dream.
30:13All right.
30:16Now, there are only two challengers left.
30:20Here is the ninth finalist.
30:22Please come in.
30:24Rinjin.
30:30A world of evolution.
30:34Rinjin.
30:37This is the second stage of the finals in the 12th year of its formation.
30:41Is it hard?
30:42But I'm sure I'm going to be the winner in the second stage.
30:47I've never had a chance to do that on TV.
30:50It's the first time I've ever seen myself in a TV show.
30:53I was able to focus on the angle and the way people look at me.
31:01I think that's the most TV-like thing I've ever done.
31:04But you did what you wanted to do in the finals.
31:06It's been a year where I've been working hard to do what I want to do in KOF.
31:13It's been a year where you've been able to open the treasure box you've been keeping.
31:18I'm going to finish it.
31:20It's going to be an exciting story.
31:22I'm going to make a story that I'll never forget.
31:37Morning Shot
31:45Good morning.
31:46Morning Shot has started again today.
31:48Today, in Chuo-ku, Osaka.
31:51Now, here's the pro baseball news.
31:55Hanshin showed the best of the best.
31:58They won by 8 to 0.
32:02Hey, Taro.
32:03Taro, good morning.
32:06Good morning.
32:07Hey, Reiner.
32:10You're a genius chimpanzee who can even read yesterday.
32:15Taro, do you want to have breakfast?
32:17I'm hungry.
32:18You are?
32:21I have an announcement to make before breakfast.
32:24This time, Taro will be taken to the zoo.
32:30No. No. No. No. No. No.
32:34I don't think it's such a bad thing.
32:36I don't want to live with an old man like this.
32:39I want people all over Japan and the world to see this.
32:42I think it's the right decision.
32:45I'm sad.
32:46We've been together for about 10 years.
32:49We've been able to communicate like this.
32:51But I'm already 80 years old.
32:56If I go ahead, Taro will be alone.
32:59I feel sorry for him.
33:01That's my decision.
33:03So from now on, please make people all over Japan and the world smile, not me.
33:09Thank you for your time so far.
33:13See you later.
33:17Are you going out right now?
33:19Yes.
33:24Alone?
33:25Alone.
33:27Taro, you can go now.
33:29Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you the location.
33:31Shirahama Zoo in Wakayama Prefecture.
33:34You can take the train.
33:35Yes, I can.
33:37JR Shirahama Station.
33:40You can change trains.
33:41Yes, I can.
33:43I can change trains two or three times.
33:47You can go now.
33:49What's the real reason?
33:52I told you before, but I'm already old.
33:55If I go ahead, Taro will be alone.
33:58Tell me.
34:00I'm afraid of growing up.
34:04I'm afraid of growing up.
34:06I'm sure it's okay now, but it's a turning point for humanity.
34:11The story that starts with you is about to start.
34:15It's strange.
34:16You've been watching TV in the morning, right?
34:19You've changed your channel.
34:21Are you a Hanshin fan?
34:24When you speak, you come forward and make a sound.
34:27It's scary.
34:28What you're doing is almost human.
34:31It's important to collect information on the first thing in the morning every day.
34:35Stop it!
34:38This is the scariest thing.
34:40If you say good morning, it's still cute.
34:42But it's scary when you're cornered like this.
34:45You're a human.
34:47You're a human.
34:48I bought a chimpanzee.
34:51It's too late now!
34:57Hey!
34:58Hey!
34:59Wait a minute!
35:00Wait a minute!
35:01Hey!
35:04Take off your jersey.
35:06It's my jersey.
35:08Take it off.
35:10What?
35:11Can you really say that?
35:13I can really say it.
35:14Take off your jersey and go to the zoo.
35:19What?
35:20Wakayama naked?
35:22Wakayama naked.
35:23Wakayama naked.
35:25Wakayama naked in the middle of the summer.
35:28Stop it!
35:31It's scary!
35:32This is the scariest thing.
35:35If you go to the zoo, do your best like a chimpanzee.
35:39Thank you very much.
35:41Lastly, I want to tell you in my own words.
35:46It's my birthday today.
35:49It's a birthday surprise from a chimpanzee!
35:55Grandpa!
35:57Chimpanzee!
35:59Thank you very much.
36:02I'm going crazy.
36:04It's scary.
36:05Do you want to eat now?
36:07No, I don't eat cake in the morning.
36:15Thank you very much.
36:17Thank you very much.
36:20These two are neighbors.
36:22Thank you very much.
36:23How was it?
36:27Thank you very much.
36:28Thank you very much.
36:31I think you did a good job.
36:33Please give me the score.
36:36If the neighbor gets more than the third-place Yadan,
36:40Yadan will be eliminated at that point.
36:43On the contrary, if you go below Yadan's score,
36:46the neighbor will be eliminated.
36:48That's right.
36:50I like chimpanzees.
36:56Thank you very much for the other day.
36:58Did you go to a restaurant?
37:00With whom?
37:01With my parents.
37:02Don't say your parents.
37:04I'm not a parent.
37:06I'm not a parent.
37:08I'm a chimpanzee.
37:09Stop it.
37:13It's scary to stand normally.
37:15That's right.
37:17The voting is over.
37:19Will the neighbor advance to the final stage?
37:24After the commercial, the neighbor's score will be announced.
37:36Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
37:39Or neighbor?
37:41After this, the neighbor's score will be announced.
37:47After this, the neighbor's score will be announced.
37:52The voting is over.
37:55Will Yadan or neighbor be eliminated?
37:59What is the neighbor's score?
38:16The total score is...
38:19458 points.
38:21So, the neighbor will be eliminated.
38:26I knew it when I saw the score.
38:31It's the lowest score.
38:34It's not the lowest score.
38:36It's the lowest score.
38:38Mr. Jiro.
38:40It was interesting.
38:42The tempo of laughing was flat.
38:45I didn't feel it.
38:48I see.
38:51You are noisy.
38:54The chimpanzee moved suddenly.
38:56I told him not to do it now.
38:58I told him not to do it now.
39:00I thought it was more funny.
39:02I told him not to do it now.
39:04I told him not to do it now.
39:06I thought it was more funny.
39:11I see.
39:14Mr. Jiro, what do you think?
39:16You said a lot.
39:21You said a lot.
39:24I thought you only talked about chimpanzees.
39:28You talked about other things.
39:32I want to see other things.
39:36Please do it again.
39:38You wanted to see it this time.
39:41Mr. Jiro, what do you think?
39:43It's the third time.
39:45It's the third time.
39:47I wanted him to be a chimpanzee.
39:50I wanted him to be a chimpanzee.
39:54I understand that.
39:58Who are you looking at?
40:01Who are you looking at?
40:03Mr. Yamauchi.
40:04It was me.
40:05It was interesting.
40:07I could not reach my goal.
40:17Please smile.
40:20I was afraid of his growth.
40:22I was afraid of his growth.
40:24I thought I could do better.
40:26I thought I could do better.
40:30I thought I could do better.
40:34Mr. Yamauchi, how did you feel?
40:36The part where he uses his computer to make people say funny things.
40:42That part was funny, but at the end I wanted to hear more.
40:46I wanted to hear more funny jokes.
40:48That's how it was. What a shame.
40:51At the end...
40:53I'm sorry.
40:54What are you talking about?
40:58At this point, Long Coat Radio has decided to go on the final stage.
41:02It's decided!
41:07How do you two feel right now?
41:10I'm going to go on the second stage of my dreams!
41:15Sexy peace!
41:18What was that?
41:21There's only one group left.
41:24Who will go on to the final stage?
41:28The finalists of the last 10 groups.
41:32Love Letters!
41:34The finalists of the last 10 groups.
41:36Controversial Bruce.
41:40I'm scared!
41:42Love Letters!
41:46The life of an entertainer with the King of Controversy.
41:51The finalists of the last two years.
41:55I think I know the history of Downtown.
42:00I used to fight against Robert.
42:03I was in the 10th place last year.
42:07And Sarugoriya-san was knocked out right in front of me.
42:12I was like, is this really what life is like?
42:16But I'm in the 10th place this year.
42:19That's how it is.
42:20You just have to do it.
42:23I like this kind of stuff.
42:25I want to do a lot of pop songs.
42:28I want to show people that I left this card at the end.
42:33I don't want to lose.
42:36I want to win and graduate.
42:46I left my new clothes and towel there.
42:51Hey, you.
42:54Huh?
42:55When did you hear her voice?
42:59Hey.
43:00Leave me alone.
43:02You don't do anything.
43:05Have you ever been in her room?
43:07Are you not interested in her?
43:08I'm busy with work.
43:10I can't help it.
43:11You haven't been out for two years.
43:14You haven't washed her laundry.
43:18Shut up.
43:21What?
43:23What are you doing?
43:26Calm down.
43:33Huh?
43:34Huh?
43:37From her pants?
43:42Dunkling?
43:46Is she out there?
43:49I'll check if there's dirt on the bottom of her shoes.
43:53Wait, wait, wait.
43:54I won't wait.
43:55Dunkling is only two days old.
44:06It might be an old Dunkling.
44:11I don't know.
44:12Maybe she played with an old Dunkling in her room.
44:17If she did that,
44:18she must be a good girl.
44:23Huh?
44:26Does Dunkling rot?
44:29What?
44:30If Dunkling rots,
44:32it's a new Dunkling.
44:34Then she can live
44:36in the nearest Dunkling's house.
44:40You're smart.
44:43If you said Dunkling,
44:45I thought you said Donburi.
44:46Shut up.
44:47I'm sorry.
44:49Old Dunkling
44:52will rot.
44:54But this is a new Dunkling.
44:56If you boil it for 5 to 10 minutes,
45:00and let it dry,
45:02you can play with it for years.
45:05If she did that,
45:07she must be a good girl.
45:09What?
45:17She's out there.
45:18Huh?
45:19Hey, you!
45:21If you find anything else from her room,
45:23you'll know what she did.
45:25But you said she was in her room.
45:29The chance is rolling.
45:35Only Dunkling?
45:37Only Dunkling?
45:39Only Dunkling?
45:42Anything else?
45:45Huh?
45:46Dunkling came out again.
45:49Huh?
45:51Dunkling came out again.
45:53It's all Dunkling.
45:56What if she came out in this room?
46:00Calm down.
46:03Let's investigate.
46:05Huh?
46:06Let's investigate with his name,
46:08Space Dunkling.
46:10Honey.
46:11Something might come out.
46:12That's a dark cloud.
46:13My hands are blocked.
46:15I'll do it.
46:16Do it.
46:17I don't know this.
46:18Wait a minute.
46:19Don't drop it.
46:20I know.
46:21Don't drop it.
46:22Don't drop it.
46:28Pick it up.
46:35You don't do anything.
46:36Shut up.
46:37You don't do anything about the house.
46:39Hey!
46:40What?
46:42Look at this.
46:44You...
46:46You...
46:50Hello.
46:51I'm Donguri from Hiyama Donguri.
46:53She's talking.
47:13You...
47:14Yes?
47:16Yes?
47:18Today, I'm going to play
47:20Inoue Yousui's
47:22Shounen Jidai with this donguri flute.
47:24Here we go.
47:46It's no good.
47:48You're not no good.
47:50You can do it.
47:52You can do it.
47:54All right.
48:04Honey, look at this related video.
48:06What?
48:07He said he went to Odaiba
48:09walking behind Hiyama Donguri.
48:11He's running away.
48:23Thank you very much.
48:27That was Love Letters.
48:37What's wrong?
48:40What's wrong?
48:42I'm running out of water.
48:44I see.
48:46Now, it's time for the final stage.
48:48The winner will be decided.
48:52Judges, please give your scores.
48:58If Love Letters gets more than Yadan's score,
49:02Love Letters will advance to the final stage.
49:06If Yadan's score is lower,
49:09Love Letters will be eliminated.
49:11That's right.
49:13We're doomed.
49:15If we lose here,
49:17we'll be gone for 5 minutes.
49:19We'll be gone for 5 minutes.
49:21I want to stay.
49:23Me, too.
49:25It's been 13 years since the first final.
49:27Really?
49:29Do you remember?
49:31Yes, I do.
49:33I remember your name.
49:35Really?
49:38What else?
49:40I don't remember at all.
49:42I don't remember at all.
49:44I remember.
49:46It's been 13 years since the first final.
49:48That's right.
49:50It's been a long time.
49:52Judges, please give your scores.
49:54Now, it's time for the final stage.
49:58Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
50:00Or Love Letters?
50:02After the commercial,
50:05it's time for Love Letters' score announcement.
50:17Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
50:21Or Love Letters?
50:23After the commercial,
50:25it's time for Love Letters' score announcement.
50:27Time's up!
50:33Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
50:35Or Love Letters?
50:37Let's find out!
50:39Love Letters' score is...
50:43Jiro, 95.
50:45Yamauchi, 95.
50:49Akiyama, 94.
50:51Togi, 96.
50:54Ippon, 95.
50:56The total score is...
51:00475!
51:02What?
51:04He did it!
51:06He did it!
51:08He did it!
51:10He did it!
51:12He did it!
51:14He did it!
51:16He did it!
51:18During the commercial,
51:20he kept saying,
51:22No, no, no, it's true!
51:24He was so high-level!
51:26He was so high-level!
51:28Togi!
51:30Well,
51:32it's a common setting.
51:34It's not about
51:36how to raise a child.
51:38It's a story
51:40that unfolds
51:42in a single cauldron.
51:44Also,
51:46it's a meaningful
51:48story about a boy's childhood.
51:51It's not about the atmosphere.
51:53It's a meaningful story.
51:55I liked it.
51:57It was very interesting.
51:59Yamauchi, how was it?
52:01First,
52:03he was so high-level
52:05that he ended the story.
52:07That's not true.
52:09He was saying,
52:11Let's clean it up.
52:13But at first,
52:15his emotion
52:17was so strong,
52:20that I thought
52:22it wouldn't be like that.
52:24But gradually,
52:26I was caught up
52:28in his emotion.
52:30It was very interesting.
52:32It was new and interesting.
52:34Iizuka, how was it?
52:36I think it's a good story
52:38that makes you feel sorry.
52:40In the sense of feeling sorry,
52:42it was the saddest story
52:44in this tournament.
52:46It was a very good story.
52:50Jiro, how was it?
52:52It was interesting.
52:54I don't think he meant it,
52:56but the way he talked
52:58on stage was so small
53:00that it was interesting.
53:02It was like,
53:04Is your father this small?
53:06It's not like that.
53:10Unfortunately,
53:12it's over.
53:14Let's listen to Yadan.
53:17It's your fault!
53:19It still stinks.
53:25That's an amazing score.
53:27I was surprised.
53:29That's amazing.
53:31Love Letters,
53:33thank you for your hard work.
53:35Let's do our best.
53:37The first stage
53:39has ended.
53:41There are three groups left.
53:43Who will get 10 million yen?
53:45Here we go.
53:47It's the final stage.