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00:00THE BEST ONE!
00:30No, no, I was looking at this one.
00:32Oh, this one!
00:36This is the official one.
00:38This is the Batman one.
00:40What?
00:41Is there no other one?
00:42This is hand-made.
00:52Let's go to the next one.
00:54I saw that one.
00:55Where are you going to buy it?
00:56Hey!
00:57Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:59I know it's this time, but I didn't know it's this time.
01:03I wanted to go to New York.
01:05It's totally different from the Hirabayashi one.
01:08It's totally different from the Yamashita one.
01:15Are they all dead? Where are they?
01:18They're not dead.
01:20This time, it's called THE BEST ONE COLLABORATION.
01:24The four comedians will choose the comedian they want to collaborate with the most.
01:28And they will reveal the collaboration story.
01:30In other words, the best comedian will reveal the best collaboration story with the best comedian.
01:37What do you think about this project?
01:39It's really hard.
01:41This...
01:43This...
01:44This...
01:45This...
01:46This...
01:47This...
01:48This...
01:49This...
01:50This...
01:51This...
01:52This...
01:54You're not going to give up, are you?
01:56You're not giving up, are you?
01:58You're not going to give up, are you?
02:01You're not giving up, are you?
02:04I'm in a good condition.
02:05You're in a good condition.
02:06It's good.
02:07We can only have a little time for practice today.
02:11It's hard to do a live broadcast here.
02:14That's what Tsuji says.
02:16That's what Tsuji says.
02:17That's what Tsuji says.
02:18That's what Tsuji says.
02:20And the best collaboration story will be revealed by this comedian!
02:28It's Dachon!
02:29It's Dachon!
02:30It's Dachon!
02:31Dachon!
02:32Dachon is a talented comedian who has been in New York for a long time.
02:37And he also has a super veteran comedian, Dachon.
02:41Dachon, how are you feeling today?
02:44It's been years since I've done a story.
02:47I'm so nervous.
02:50And it's a collaboration!
02:52Yes, yes.
02:53You have to do it with someone, Dachon.
02:55I'm looking forward to it.
02:56This is a free distribution service.
03:00We're also doing a live broadcast on TVER.
03:02Please come here too!
03:04Please come here too!
03:07Now, have we made Kamaitachi standby?
03:10Now, have we made Kamaitachi standby?
03:11Now, have we made Kamaitachi standby?
03:12King of Contra!
03:13King of Contra!
03:14King of Contra!
03:15King of Contra!
03:16King of Contra!
03:17It's like...
03:18I was in my house for a moment.
03:22It's like a house.
03:23Now, let's begin.
03:24The Best One!
03:25The collaboration!
03:26The collaboration!
03:27The collaboration!
03:28The collaboration!
03:31The Best One Collaboration!
03:33The first to show the story is...
03:36The first to show the story is...
03:37The King of Contra 2017, Kamaitachi!
03:40The King of Contra 2017, Kamaitachi!
03:41The collaborators are...
03:43Mizuta and Yamazoe.
03:48Mizuta, Aiseki Star and Yamazoe.
03:51Why?
03:53I'm the one who doesn't like the story.
03:58So, I invited two people who don't like it more than me.
04:02You're the leading company.
04:05The reason why Yamauchi has to succeed this collaboration is...
04:12I can't make a bad story.
04:15I have a judge after this.
04:17I don't know why I have to be a judge.
04:22Mizuta and Yamazoe will meet here and discuss the story.
04:27Do you all have the same personality?
04:30That's the first question.
04:32The one who doesn't like it more than me.
04:34The one who doesn't like it more than me.
04:36It's more than I expected.
04:38I'm the one who doesn't like the story.
04:42So, I invited two people who don't like it more than me.
04:47Am I wrong?
04:49No, you're wrong.
04:51You're the one who doesn't like it more than me.
04:53You're the one who doesn't like it more than me.
04:55The collaboration is getting more and more exciting.
05:00Is 100 minutes about 30 minutes?
05:06Let's show the power of the King of Contra champion!
05:11Kamai Sachi, Mizuta Shinji, and Aise Kishita and Yamazoe!
05:22I'm sorry to call you all of a sudden.
05:24What's the matter?
05:25The other day, I talked to you about my wife being caught.
05:30You said it's better not to tell anyone.
05:33Yes, I said it's better not to tell anyone.
05:35Did you say it?
05:40Everyone in my class knew it.
05:43I only told you.
05:45I only told you because it's about me.
05:48So, I can only think about what you said.
05:53You only told me.
05:55Yes, I did.
05:56Everyone knew it even though you didn't say it.
05:58Yes.
06:00I think I said it.
06:06You think you said it?
06:07Yes.
06:08You said it, didn't you?
06:11I think I said it.
06:15Who are you talking about?
06:18You only knew it, so you said it, didn't you?
06:21I told you not to tell anyone.
06:25Yes, you did.
06:27I told you not to tell anyone.
06:31Yes, you did.
06:32I know how you feel now.
06:35You're really mad at me now.
06:37I'm really mad at him, too.
06:40I told you not to tell anyone.
06:42No, it's not like that.
06:43Why didn't you tell me?
06:45I'll call him.
06:46No, it's not like that.
06:47I'm really mad at him.
06:48Hey, hey.
06:49Hey.
06:50Hey.
06:51What's wrong?
06:52What's wrong?
06:53What's wrong?
06:54What's wrong?
06:56You told me the other day that you were caught by your mother.
07:00Yes, I told you not to tell anyone.
07:02Yes, you did.
07:04Did you tell anyone?
07:08No, I only told you.
07:11But everyone in the class knew it.
07:14I think you did.
07:15It's the same.
07:17It's the same.
07:18It's the same.
07:19You only told me.
07:20No, I only told you.
07:21But everyone in the class knew it.
07:23Yes, you did.
07:24I think you did.
07:25No, I didn't.
07:27But I told you not to tell anyone.
07:31Yes, you did.
07:33I told you not to tell anyone.
07:35I only told you.
07:36Why didn't you tell me?
07:38Why didn't you tell me?
07:39I'm so mad at you.
07:40I'm so mad at you.
07:41Why didn't you tell me?
07:43I'm so mad at you.
07:44I'm so mad at you.
07:45I'll go get him.
07:46Don't be so responsible.
07:48I told you not to tell anyone.
07:50What's wrong?
07:52He's so young.
07:54He's so innocent.
07:56I told you the other day that my mother was caught by her mother.
08:00You told me not to tell anyone.
08:03Hey.
08:04Did you tell anyone?
08:05Yes, I did.
08:06He's so confident.
08:07He's so confident.
08:09I told you when I got the chance.
08:11I tell people a lot.
08:13You know that, right?
08:14Yes, I do.
08:15Then why didn't you tell me?
08:17He's like that.
08:18No, he's not.
08:19Then why didn't you tell me?
08:21But I only told Yamazoi.
08:22I only told one person.
08:24And you only told one person.
08:25I only told Mizutani.
08:26And you only told one person.
08:28You only told one person.
08:29So you and I are in the same position.
08:31No, we're not.
08:33What's the same?
08:34Mizutani is looking at the numbers.
08:38He's saying 1, 1, 1.
08:40It's 1, 1, 1.
08:41So what?
08:43It's 1, right?
08:44Yes, it's 1.
08:45Then why didn't you tell everyone?
08:47I don't know.
08:48But I'm going to tell everyone that I was caught by my mother.
08:51How much are you going to enjoy this?
08:53How much are you going to enjoy this?
08:56He's such a jerk.
08:57No, it's not like that.
08:58You shouldn't have told Yamauchi in the first place.
09:00No, it's not like that.
09:01I only told him because I couldn't handle it on my own.
09:04I also couldn't handle it on my own, so I only told Mizutani.
09:09I also couldn't handle it on my own, so I only told Yamazoi.
09:13I only told him.
09:14You only told him.
09:16Why did you only tell him?
09:18Because if I told him, everyone would be able to handle it.
09:21It's not because everyone would be able to handle it.
09:22It's because you're the cause.
09:23Because everyone is having a hard time.
09:25No, no.
09:26I understand why Mizutani said that.
09:27But from my point of view, there are two people involved.
09:30In the first place, do you have anything to do with this?
09:32Of course I do.
09:34My mother is the cause.
09:36I'm sorry to say this to someone who has nothing to do with this.
09:38You shouldn't have said that.
09:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:40I'm sorry.
09:41I can't apologize to you.
09:43I can't apologize to you.
09:44I forgave you because you were acting like that in the first place.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49And there was someone who was mumbling on X.
09:52Everyone in the class was doing it, so I thought it would be bad if someone was mumbling.
09:55But when I looked into it, there was only one person who was mumbling on X.
10:01And he was trying to call in people from all over the place.
10:03Hashtag Ohtani Shohei.
10:08From all over the place.
10:12What are you doing?
10:14Are you on Instagram?
10:16I'm on Instagram.
10:17What are you doing?
10:18Why are you in charge of every SNS?
10:21There's a picture of a hand on a shelf.
10:23That's right.
10:24A picture of a hand on a shelf.
10:26A picture of a hand on a shelf.
10:27A picture of a hand on a shelf.
10:28Why are you so particular about that?
10:30What do you want to do with that?
10:32I'm the short guy on YouTube.
10:34I didn't know that.
10:36I didn't know that.
10:37I heard there are a lot of people who come in from the short side.
10:39You're making a channel.
10:42What do you mean?
10:43I heard there are a lot of people who come in from the short side.
10:46You mean the long side?
10:47Yes.
10:48What do you mean by long?
10:51Wait a minute.
10:52What is the long of this sword?
10:54It's better to be long.
10:55What is the original video?
10:56The long of this sword.
10:57I was curious about the short, so I went to the long side.
10:59That's right.
11:00What is the long?
11:02It's longer.
11:04It's not a long.
11:06The original one.
11:07What is the original one?
11:09The long one.
11:10The longer one.
11:11So what is the original one?
11:13A video about this sword?
11:15It's easier to watch the short one.
11:17You're the bad guy.
11:19You're the bad guy.
11:21You're the bad guy.
11:22You shouldn't have said that in the first place.
11:24I told you not to say it.
11:26If it was true, I would have stopped at Mizuta.
11:28It's him.
11:29You're the bad guy.
11:31I told you not to say it.
11:33I told you not to say it.
11:34You're the bad guy.
11:35You're the one who made everyone say it.
11:37You're the bad guy.
11:38You're the bad guy.
11:43Don't say that.
11:44It's a crime.
11:46It's a crime.
11:47I told you not to say it.
11:49You're going to do it anyway, right?
11:52You're going to do it anyway, right?
11:54Apologize.
11:55Why am I being told this?
11:56It's a waste of time. Let's go.
11:57Let's go.
11:58Let's go.
11:59What time is it?
12:00What time is it?
12:02What time is it?
12:16Thank you very much.
12:18He's strong.
12:19He's good at calculating.
12:21He's the bad guy.
12:23Thank you very much.
12:25Thank you very much.
12:29How did you like the collaboration?
12:31They are really bad guys.
12:33Very indecent.
12:35They are really bad guys.
12:37I enjoyed the collaboration very much.
12:40They were the baddest guys.
12:42At first, when I ended up with Bad Guyscar,
12:44I delayed the opening for more than 30 minutes.
12:47I hadn't decided how long I would continue.
12:49You dreamed of starting in the overtime?
12:51it didn't last longer than 30 minutes.
12:55It didn't stop.
12:56It wasn't just a job.
12:57You're lying.
12:58You're a business tycoon.
12:59You're a restless kind of person.
13:00That guy is perfect for Yamazawa.
13:03I didn't use my own words to make you laugh, so I got to laugh.
13:06I didn't use my own words to make you laugh, so I got to laugh.
13:10You were having fun.
13:12I should be.
13:13How was the magazine?
13:15We collected the perfect people.
13:18It was perfect.
13:19The real bad guys have to come out in front of us.
13:26Don't pretend.
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14:59I'm gonna tell you.
15:16what I'm going to tell you
15:29New York and Mitomishin Mario!
16:00I have something to tell you guys.
16:03Before the show, Kazuya...
16:05Me?
16:06Kazuya...
16:09What was it? I forgot.
16:11You forgot, didn't you?
16:14Oh, I remember!
16:16Before the show, Kazuya ate tonkotsu ramen.
16:19So if you kiss Kazuya now, you'll smell like tonkotsu.
16:25Okay, I'll kiss you now.
16:33I ate tonkotsu ramen too, but I put too much ginger in it!
16:44And I did kaedama three times!
16:48Whoa!
16:51What? You want to see my kaedama?
16:55Don't be ridiculous!
16:57Everyone wants to see it!
16:59Just once!
17:01I can't help it.
17:12Can I do it?
17:14Can you do it?
17:18Can I do it?
17:27That was close.
17:30Now that you've seen my kaedama, you want to see Mori-chan's, right?
17:34Stop it!
17:37You want to see Mori-chan's, right?
17:39Don't be ridiculous!
17:41Just once!
17:43I can't help it.
17:49Can you do it today?
18:09Stop it!
18:11Don't be ridiculous!
18:15Let's go!
18:18Are you okay, Kazuya?
18:27Are you okay, Kazuya?
18:29Give me some water.
18:31It's so hot.
18:39I want to drink some water too.
18:43I'm sorry, everyone.
18:58That was amazing.
19:03I have some sad news to share.
19:08Actually, I lost my wallet today.
19:18I ran around the city of Fukuoka looking for it.
19:28I was about to give up, but I found it!
19:34I did it! I found it!
19:38Fukuoka is the best!
19:40How many times do I have to tell you?
19:43Are you okay, Kazuya?
19:57On the count of three!
20:04I did it!
20:08But...
20:11Actually, I lost something important too.
20:19After I lost it, I realized how important it was.
20:25But...
20:27I found it!
20:30My wallet is so cool!
20:33It's so cool, isn't it?
20:35It's amazing, isn't it?
20:37Look at it, Kazuya.
20:39It's so cool.
20:54It's amazing, isn't it?
20:56It's so cool.
21:25I'm going to sing the last song!
21:27Can you do it?
21:28Then, please listen to the last song.
21:30The guest is...
21:31Kami...
21:32Sama!
21:38What are you doing?
21:40What are you doing?
21:41What are you doing?
21:44I found it!
21:45I found it!
21:49This is a live broadcast of 8 hours from Sen TV.
21:52Can I ask you a question?
21:56What were you doing?
21:58What were you doing?
22:00It was a collaboration.
22:02It was a funny joke.
22:04It was a funny joke.
22:06It was a funny joke.
22:07I did it after I saw it.
22:09I'm so influenced by this guy.
22:12I'm so influenced by this guy.
22:14You're the one who's not good-natured.
22:17You're the one who's not good-natured.
22:20You're the one who's not good-natured.
22:23Then, it's OK.
22:25Then, it's OK.
22:27After the broadcast,
22:29free distribution service
22:30free distribution service
22:32You Next will start.
22:34You Next will start.
22:36The guest is...
22:37The other is...
22:39The other is...
22:41Best One Collaboration.
22:44The other is...
22:48The other is...
22:51The other is...
22:53West Land.
22:54Wait a minute!
22:55Wait a minute!
22:56I was too excited.
22:57I was too excited.
22:58I forgot to say what it is.
22:59West Land.
23:00I was too excited.
23:01The winner of M-1 in 2022 is...
23:04The winner of M-1 in 2022 is...
23:06What kind of jokes should we do?
23:08If it's a skit, I'll be a taxi driver.
23:11That's no good.
23:13This time, the two teams will do a special collaboration.
23:19Let's see what kind of jokes they'll come up with.
23:22Should we do something like Naitsu-san?
23:24Or something that's in the middle?
23:28I think we can do something that we want to say.
23:31Something that we want to say.
23:34I've never made a skit like this before, so I can't think of anything.
23:38Something like YouTubers or Influencers.
23:41If there's one more, it's enough.
23:44That's amazing.
23:46The passion.
23:47That's all you need.
23:48Yeah, that's right.
23:49Something that Hanawa-san wants to say.
23:51I can say anything.
23:54Can you say something bad about the Manzai Association?
23:57I can say something bad about the Manzai Association.
24:00I can say something bad about the Manzai Association.
24:02That's all I need.
24:04That's all you need?
24:05Yes.
24:06What is that?
24:08There's a possibility that you'll get it wrong.
24:12How will the veterans react to the Manzai Association?
24:17NICE & WESTLAND
24:30NICE & WESTLAND
24:33I looked up Westland on Yahoo.
24:37Yahoo?
24:39I looked it up on Google.
24:42You looked it up on Google?
24:44I looked it up on Wikipedia.
24:47I looked it up on GPT.
24:50There are too many search words.
24:53You looked it up on Wikipedia.
24:55I would be happy if you did.
24:56My agency is called Paitan.
25:01It's like a ramen soup.
25:03The female president is famous.
25:05Asaka Mitsuyo.
25:06It's Ota Mitsuyo.
25:08She doesn't have a shield in Asakusa.
25:10The president of Mitsuyo is Ota-san's wife.
25:13That's a bad way to say it.
25:15You can say it normally.
25:17There are a lot of entertainers in my agency.
25:19It's called the Japan Electoral Union Association.
25:21It's a bit long.
25:22It's called the Japan Electoral Union Association.
25:24You can't say that.
25:27You can't agree with that.
25:29There is also a dog bell.
25:31It's a cat bell.
25:32You don't know much about cats.
25:35There is also a rice club.
25:37You don't know much about rice.
25:39You don't know the origin of the name.
25:41There is also a business center.
25:43There is also a business center.
25:44I live in Nagano.
25:45I'm a farmer.
25:46I don't know much about that.
25:48I don't know the origin of the name.
25:49Don't take my job.
25:51You're just correcting your job.
25:53What is this?
25:54You have to find out about us.
25:56You only talk about Titan.
25:58You are a champion.
26:00You won the 2022 Do-M1 Grand Prix.
26:03Why do I have to win the Do-M1 Grand Prix?
26:05The topic of the quiz was the best.
26:08You were lucky.
26:09You got a good seat.
26:10I was able to see you closely.
26:11You're a judge.
26:12It's not a good seat.
26:14Don't say it's a good seat.
26:15This year, KOMOTO made a mistake.
26:18That's right.
26:19I think I said something wrong.
26:21That's right.
26:22I said something wrong.
26:25I don't know what that means.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:30I'm sorry.
26:32You said something wrong.
26:34You said something wrong.
26:36Why are you looking at me?
26:38Say something.
26:40I'm a YouTuber.
26:42What are you doing?
26:44What are you doing?
26:46Do you do this?
26:47Yes.
26:49I'm a YouTuber, but I'm not a talent.
26:52I'm a YouTuber, but I'm not a talent.
26:55Yes.
26:56There are a lot of people I can't watch.
26:58There are a lot of people I can't watch recently.
27:00What is a couple YouTuber?
27:02How do you feel when you watch it?
27:03I enjoyed watching it.
27:05It was a failure.
27:06Are you kidding me?
27:07Don't do it if it's a failure.
27:09What is a family YouTuber?
27:12It's my family that the kids are laughing.
27:14That's all.
27:15It's not fun to watch other people.
27:16I don't watch other people's family YouTube.
27:18I don't know what it is.
27:19You can't do a family YouTube once.
27:22You should do it.
27:23The number of views of the video of children eating rice will increase.
27:25You can't stop.
27:26You're my brother.
27:29You're my brother.
27:31You're listening to me well.
27:32You're my brother.
27:33You're listening to me well.
27:35You're the one who does it the most.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39Please listen.
27:40I'll go next.
27:41You're a comedian, but you're not an actor.
27:43I think I can do anything.
27:45I think I can do anything.
27:47I just have to make a joke.
27:49I try to write a song or a drama.
27:52I don't know.
27:53Some people can do it, but some people can't.
27:56I don't care if it's a comedy.
27:58I can't watch it if it's a drama.
28:00I can't watch it if it's a comedy.
28:01I thought I could do it, so I got an offer for a detective drama.
28:04I was told I was really bad.
28:05It's me.
28:07It's me.
28:08You were criticized for acting.
28:10What do you say on the Internet?
28:12It's a bad thing.
28:13It's a bad thing.
28:14It's over.
28:15That's how you say it.
28:16Your facial muscles are weakening.
28:17It's over.
28:18It's over.
28:19You were smiling, but your eyes were dead.
28:21You're the real culprit of the next episode.
28:24You can't do that.
28:26That's the worst thing about Hanawa's acting.
28:28No.
28:29You're laughing too much.
28:31No.
28:32No.
28:33No.
28:34No.
28:35What?
28:36You should concentrate a little more.
28:39No.
28:40No.
28:41Please listen.
28:42It's in the Japanese society, but it's not in the Japanese soccer society.
28:45Yes.
28:46It's a mess.
28:47It's a mess.
28:48What's a comedy society?
28:49I don't understand.
28:50We're not in the comedy society.
28:51It's on Wikipedia.
28:52It's not in there.
28:53When we won the M-1, we were the champions of the comedy society for two years in a row.
28:58We're not in there.
28:59And we're in Nishikigoi, but we didn't pay for the church.
29:02What's wrong with them?
29:03And there are a lot of weird teachers.
29:05Who is that?
29:06There's a Kansai teacher, but there's no Asakusa teacher.
29:11When was their previous century?
29:13They don't know anything.
29:15They don't even have a previous century.
29:16Why are they called teachers?
29:17I don't understand.
29:18I can't stand Asakusa teachers.
29:20It's true that in the comedy society, you can only get 1,500 yen per month.
29:23You have to pay 2,000 yen in the coin parking lot.
29:25Isn't that strange?
29:26It's strange.
29:27It's 500 yen every month.
29:28It's strange.
29:29There are too many teachers who are not good at comedy, other than Obonkobon.
29:32That's right.
29:33Obonkobon is still good.
29:34It's a joke.
29:35The teachers who are not funny disband.
29:37That's right.
29:38What was the reason for the disbandment of the comedy society 40 years ago?
29:42The difference in direction.
29:43There's no way.
29:45You've noticed it somewhere, haven't you?
29:47It's amazing.
29:48It's amazing.
29:49There are two teachers who are not funny.
29:52There are two teachers who are not funny.
29:56Let's do it.
29:57Let's do it.
29:58Let's do it.
29:59It's amazing.
30:00Let's do it.
30:01It's amazing.
30:02It's amazing.
30:03It's amazing.
30:04It's amazing.
30:05It's amazing.
30:06It's amazing.
30:07You have to answer anyway.
30:08It's funny to the end!
30:09It's not funny at all.
30:10It's not funny at all.
30:11I'm tired of it.
30:12I'm tired of this.
30:13Calm down.
30:14You are the president.
30:15I'm sorry.
30:16You are not.
30:17You are the president.
30:18Is that right?
30:19No, it's not.
30:20I've said everything I wanted to say.
30:21I don't care anymore.
30:22Thank you very much.
30:23It's amazing.
30:24It's amazing.
30:25Listen up.
30:26It's amazing.
30:27Humanity falls apart.
30:28It's amazing.
30:29Listen up.
30:30It's amazing.
30:31Humanity falls apart.
30:32It's amazing.
30:33Listen up.
30:343 days later.
30:36A
30:49sorry BS Gonna have to go no, no mussle. They all grace they must Albany
30:53Was he 2004 called it could accountant look giant kind of Kleenex
30:57Thinking over Connie said ninjva
30:59Uncle Tanya Thomas got some under garden so God go in get that do not
31:04Iguchi was a little dangerous on the way, wasn't he?
31:07No, it's not like that.
31:08I could only do it once.
31:10I don't know why, but I've been supported by Hinodan all the time in sports.
31:13It's not like that.
31:14I wanted to practice.
31:15I've been watching this all the time at work.
31:18I was about to practice it.
31:20That was a great game.
31:22That was exciting.
31:24I wanted to practice at that time.
31:26I wanted to practice that, too.
31:27But it was good, wasn't it?
31:28The four of us.
31:29I can't see Tsuchiya-kun getting excited.
31:32He's got a lot of energy.
31:34He said the worst thing.
31:36All the complaints I usually have come out.
31:38All the complaints I usually have come out.
31:40It comes out when I'm next to Iguchi.
31:42Now, let's connect the studio and the interview.
31:45Party-chan at the interview.
31:48It's the other way around.
31:50Party-chan.
31:52We're here at the King of Conte final.
31:55I'd like to hear from the judges.
31:59It's his first time.
32:03It's light.
32:04Jiro-san, it's your first time as a judge.
32:06Are you nervous?
32:08I'm nervous.
32:09I'd like to ask you something.
32:12When was your first kiss?
32:15Jiro-chan.
32:17Wait a minute.
32:18Jiro-san, does that mean you can't kiss?
32:20Jiro-san, you smell like ocean.
32:22Listen to Suga-chan's number one.
32:25Minamizuki-san hasn't come out yet.
32:29I'm a judge.
32:31Who is the winner?
32:33The winner is Hima-chan.
32:35Yes, it's Himada-san.
32:37I'm not here.
32:41Next, Akiyama-san, who continued last year, is also a judge.
32:46I don't know what to do with the microphone.
32:48Let's go like this.
32:51Gyaru is very happy.
32:53Akiyama-san is very happy.
32:55It's like a wine festival.
32:57Next, Hatomi-san.
32:59Next is the collaboration story of DACHO CLUB.
33:04Best One Collaboration.
33:07Next is DACHO CLUB.
33:12You're here.
33:13It's been a while.
33:14It's been a while, leader.
33:15It's been years.
33:17That's right.
33:18How is it?
33:19It's good to be young.
33:21Yoshimoto-san.
33:22You're a big star.
33:24Is it okay to have a big agency?
33:28Ueshiba-kun's smell is also good.
33:30It's good to feel nostalgia.
33:32That's Miki.
33:34The first hope is Miki.
33:36The second hope is Kamaitachi.
33:39Collaboration with the first hope, Miki.
33:44And this time, the legendary story of DACHO CLUB is back.
33:48All of you are here, right?
33:54Let's start the practice with Miki.
33:57Do you know the game center?
33:59Yes, of course.
34:00Let's play a little.
34:02It's already started.
34:03Isn't it too early to start?
34:04I won't look at it once.
34:06This is Jimon-ryu.
34:08The meeting also started early.
34:12Did I say that at first?
34:14The most important thing is that when you enter,
34:16it's like a shit play.
34:18I don't want to be told that.
34:20I'll try it once.
34:22Where do you start?
34:24I don't know where to start.
34:26I don't know where to start.
34:28I don't know anything.
34:30Do you have coins?
34:32I'm sorry.
34:34I'm doing it while thinking.
34:36Jimon-san is in the way.
34:38I can't flow.
34:40Please give me that video.
34:43I want to remember that scene.
34:46Now, the legendary controller is back.
34:50Dachou Club!
34:54Miki!
35:04If there was a shoe store like the game center...
35:09Is this okay?
35:12I want a shoe.
35:16Is there a good shoe store?
35:20A shoe store like the game center.
35:23That's good.
35:25Let's go in.
35:27Welcome.
35:29I want a shoe.
35:30I've seen you before.
35:31He's a celebrity.
35:32He's a comedian.
35:33I was exposed.
35:34He's that person.
35:35He's the one who cuts.
35:36Cunning Takeyama?
35:37No.
35:38Cunning Takeyama?
35:39Cunning Takeyama?
35:40No.
35:41Cunning Takeyama?
35:42Who is it?
35:43What is it?
35:45No.
35:46It's not him.
35:47It's not him.
35:48It's not him.
35:49It's not him.
35:50It's not him.
35:51Isn't it Tanpu Matsumoto?
35:52That's him.
35:53It's him.
35:54I saw him.
35:55I saw him.
35:56I saw him.
35:57I saw him.
36:00Is this the Korakuen Hall?
36:02I don't know.
36:03I don't know.
36:04I don't know.
36:05I don't know.
36:06It's the ground.
36:09The ground is toxic.
36:11You are talking about Osaka?
36:17He's talking about the ground or something like that.
36:19I don't know.
36:20I don't know.
36:21I don't know him.
36:22He's a comedian.
36:23No.
36:24Who is he?
36:25He's a comedian.
36:27He's a comedian.
36:28He's producer.
36:30Why make a scene in the end?
36:33Why don't you think about the audience?
36:35What are you thinking about on the day it's really over?
36:43You're happy, right?
36:44I'm happy, I'm happy.
36:45You're happy, right?
36:47Shoes, shoes!
36:48Shoes!
36:49If it's shoes, then this is the most popular one.
36:52This is the most popular one.
36:53I wonder if there's only one in this store.
36:55This is the most popular one.
36:56Give me this one.
36:58This is 7,500 yen.
37:007,500 yen.
37:02Here you go.
37:03Here you go.
37:05Here you go.
37:06No, no, no.
37:07No, no, no.
37:08What?
37:09We have a game center-like habit.
37:11That's right.
37:12What game center-like habit?
37:14Do you have coins?
37:15Coins?
37:16Yes.
37:17Then, please press the switch.
37:18Switch?
37:19Press it.
37:20I'm going to press it.
37:29What?
37:31What's so unfortunate?
37:33Give it to me.
37:36I want it.
37:37Please give it to me.
37:40I'm touching the lens with my hands.
37:43I'm touching the lens with my hands.
37:46I have a lot of fingerprints on my eyes.
37:49I'm taking it, I'm taking it.
37:50What?
37:51I said it's a game center-like habit.
37:53Give it to me.
37:54Do you have coins?
37:56Coins?
37:57Dabby.
37:58What?
37:59Left or right, which one do you choose?
38:01What?
38:02You get it
38:32You touched my tooth with your bare hands!
38:35What did you touch?
38:37You...
38:39I'll take it back!
38:41It's a Game Center shoe!
38:44Do you have any change?
38:46How much do I have to pay?
38:48Slot chance!
38:49What's a slot chance?
38:50If the three of your faces match, the shoe is yours.
38:53What kind of question is that?
38:55Rock, paper, scissors!
39:02What a shame!
39:04What a shame!
39:05You all have a slot chance!
39:07You all have a slot chance!
39:09What's a slot chance?
39:11What?
39:12What if there was an oden shop like the Game Center?
39:16Oden shop?
39:18Huh?
39:19What do you mean by oden shop?
39:20Welcome!
39:21Welcome!
39:22You want a shoe?
39:23Welcome!
39:24I don't need it!
39:25Welcome!
39:26I don't need it!
39:27I'll do it!
39:28I'll do it!
39:29I'll do it!
39:30I'll do it!
39:31You're welcome to!
39:32Welcome!
39:33Thank you so much!
39:34Thank you so much!
39:35I'm so happy!
39:36I am happy!
39:37I'm happy!
39:38Jiro-san's happy shoe is all yours!
39:40Wow, hot!
39:41Wow, hot!
39:42Wow, hot!
39:43Wow, really hot!
39:45Seriously hot!
39:46Seriously hot!
39:47Wow, crazy!
39:48Wait, let me see.
39:49It's really delicious!
39:50Wow, hot!
39:51Hot, really hot!
39:52Hey, it's really hot!
39:54We're really hot!
39:58How many would you like?
39:59What are you doing! No, no!
40:01Chikuwa!
40:01Why are you doing this!
40:02Chikuwa!
40:03No, no, no!
40:04No!
40:05Oh, no, no, no!
40:06Oh, no, no, no!
40:07No, no, no, no!
40:09Ah!
40:10Too hot!
40:11Cool it, cool it!
40:13Cool it, cool it!
40:14Cool it!
40:15Cool it!
40:16Cool it!
40:17Cool it!
40:18Cool it where it's cool!
40:19What are you doing!
40:20You do it!
40:21You!
40:21Me?
40:22Me!
40:22Wait, wait!
40:23You!
40:23I don't want to!
40:24I don't want to!
40:24What, what?
40:25Eggs, eggs, eggs!
40:26No, no!
40:27I don't want to!
40:27Eggs, eggs!
40:28Go, go!
40:29Wow!
40:31It's too hot!
40:33It's melting!
40:35Wow!
40:37Ouch!
40:39Ah!
40:41Ah!
40:43Come on!
40:45Ah!
40:47Ah!
40:49Ah!
40:51Ah!
40:53Ah!
40:55Ah!
40:57Huh?
41:03Wow!
41:05Wow!
41:09Ah!
41:11Ah!
41:13Ah!
41:17I won!
41:19Ah!
41:21Ah!
41:23Ah!
41:25I want to do it!
41:27Can I have someone to help me?
41:29Someone!
41:31Someone!
41:33Someone help me!
41:35Someone help me!
41:37Someone help me!
41:39Mr. Ikaki is here!
41:41Mr. Ikaki is here!
41:43I want to do it!
41:45I want to do it!
41:47Go ahead!
41:49Go ahead!
41:51Go ahead!
41:53I'm not done yet!
41:55Ahh!
41:57Ahh!
41:59I want to do it!
42:01I want to do it!
42:03I want to do it!
42:07I want to do it!
42:09I want to do it!
42:17We're live at 8 o'clock.
42:19This is the best one collaboration
42:21Best one collaboration
42:51I'm so happy
42:53Shoma
42:54Mr. Imada, Mr. Tsurube, are you ready?
42:56Finally, it's time for the next contest
42:58But before that, please take a look at this
43:00Oh!
43:01What is it?
43:03What's going on?
43:04What's going on, Hamaie?
43:05What's going on?
43:06I don't know! I didn't hear anything!
43:08What is it?
43:09What is it?
43:10Hamaie-san, from now on, you and Hamaie-san
43:12are going to have a blast of laughter
43:14It's time for a blast of laughter!
43:17What is that?
43:19What is that?
43:21What is it?
43:23A blast of laughter!
43:25It's the worst!
43:27It's the worst!
43:33It's the worst!
43:37It's the worst!
43:39Let's send it to Hamada-san
43:41Send it to Hamada-san
43:42If you're going to do something like this, say it in advance!
43:45Everyone, please join us!
43:49Hamada-san and Hamaie-san, please come!
43:51Are you okay?
43:53What are you doing?
43:55What are you doing?
43:57What are you doing?
43:59We're going to send a song of support to Hamaie-san
44:01A song of support for me?
44:15A song of support for me?
44:21That's strange!
44:29I'm going to eat more!
44:31I'm going to eat more!
44:33I'm going to eat more!
44:35Stop it!
44:37I'm going to eat more!
44:39I'm going to eat 34 of them!
44:41I'm going to eat 298 of them!
44:43It's a battle of who eats more!
44:47The left and right are fighting!
44:51Wait a minute!
44:53What are you doing?
44:55What are you doing?
45:01Hatsu-san!
45:03Thank you for everything!
45:05Hatsu-san!
45:07Hatsu-san!
45:09Hey!
45:11Two of you!
45:13He suddenly changed his mind!
45:15He seemed like a friend!
45:17Wait a minute!
45:19Wait a minute!
45:21He seemed like a good friend,
45:23but when he died, he suddenly changed his mind!
45:25That's it!
45:27That's it!
45:29Hamaie-san!
45:31Hamaie-san!
45:33Hamaie-san!
45:35Good morning!
45:37Hamaie-san!
45:39He's aiming at me with his gun!
45:41Bang!
45:43Bang!
45:45Bang!
45:47Bang!
45:49Bang!
45:51Bang!
45:53Bang!
45:55Bang!
45:57Bang!
45:59Bang!
46:01Bang!
46:03Bang!
46:05Wait a minute!
46:07Wait a minute!
46:09I'm going to make you laugh!
46:11I'm going to make you laugh!
46:13He's like me!
46:15He's like me!
46:17Don't push me!
46:19Don't push me!
46:21It's like a competition!
46:23It's like a competition!
46:25Macho!
46:27Macho!
46:29Macho!
46:31Macho!
46:33Hey!
46:35Hey!
46:37Hey!
46:39My stomach hurts!
46:41My stomach hurts!
46:43I want to go to the bathroom!
46:45But I have no choice but to do it here!
46:47I thought it was underwear,
46:49but it's just cotton!
46:51It's just cotton!
46:53Wait a minute!
46:55Wait a minute!
46:57I'm scared!
46:59I'm scared!
47:01Please put me down!
47:03Please put me down!
47:05Please put me down!
47:07The opening of King of Kong will begin!
47:09Mr. R. Stay!
47:11Mr. R. Stay!
47:13King of Kong, Kimchi Beef Don!
47:15It's not cold at all!
47:17It's not cold at all!
47:19Hey, help me!
47:21Hey, help me!
47:23Hey, help me!
47:25It's Mr. Stylist.
47:31Oh no...
47:33Oh no...
47:35He's dancing like a folk dancer!
47:41Look at the stylist's outfit!
47:43He dances like a folk dancer!
47:45Hey!
47:47Underwear!
47:49Your stomach hurts!
47:51You're so dumb!
47:53He's the little boss!
47:55Calm down!
47:57Wow!
47:58Wow!
48:00Wow!
48:02Wow!
48:04Wow!
48:05Wow!
48:06Wow!
48:07Wow!
48:08He's like a Transformer!
48:10Wow!
48:12Wow!
48:13What is this?
48:15What is this?
48:16What is this?
48:17Wow!
48:18Wow!
48:19Wow!
48:20It's Yamauchi-san!
48:21Okay!
48:22Come on, come on!
48:24Come on!
48:25My dummy!
48:26My dummy!
48:27I don't want to do it during rehearsal!
48:29Rehearsal?
48:30Who's going to do it?
48:31I'm telling you!
48:33Please!
48:34Think about how people will react if you do it in front of them!
48:36He's talking about me!
48:38Wow!
48:40He's so cool!
48:42He's so cool!
48:44He's so cool!
48:46He's so cool!
48:48He's so cool!
48:50He's so cool!
48:52He's so cool!
48:54I'm coming backstage on King of Contest!
48:56Not Motoki!
48:57I'm the judge.
48:59He's the same as Motoki!
49:01He's the same as Motoki!
49:03He's the same as Motoki!
49:05You guys had no idea when I was going to come back!
49:08We were waiting for you!
49:10You're a champion.
49:12Give me a second!
49:14Too close to the goal!
49:15Is Komada-san waiting?
49:17Oh!
49:19Sorry to interrupt!
49:21I thought I was being chased, but I was being chased by the employees of BEAMS, the employees of SHIPS.
49:26Why are you chasing me?
49:28The title is too long.
49:30It's BEAMS.
49:31Oh, it's BEAMS.
49:32The employees of BEAMS.
49:33The employees of SHIPS.
49:37What's the reason for the disbandment and formation?
49:45It's too late.
49:47It's too early.
49:49Mr. Hamada.
49:51It's too early.
49:53Mr. Hamada.
49:54We don't have much time.
49:55Mr. Hamada.
49:56What is it?
49:57I almost died, Mr. Hamada.
49:59Mr. Hamada, did you see that?
50:01Did he say that?
50:03Did he say that?
50:04He said he saw it.
50:05Did he say that?
50:07Mr. Hamada.
50:08He said he saw it.
50:09He said he saw it.
50:10He said he saw it.
50:11This is the day of laughter.
50:12This is the day of laughter.
50:13This is the day of laughter.
50:14I received it properly.
50:17Now, let's get started.
50:19The NEXT PRESENTS KING OF CONTENT 2024
50:23will now begin!