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00:30All the strawberries up there, there's nothing so sweet and so true
00:34As sweet as you
00:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:39A thousand babies could make you love me
00:42But all I have would be a baby
00:45There's nothing so sweet and so true
00:48Sweet as you
01:00Mania!
01:21Is Gruba going to take the college entrance exam?
01:25What?
01:26Zośka, yes.
01:28She's talking about me being hired. I can't listen to her.
01:30Same with Gruba.
01:32Grandma told you, right?
01:35So why don't you just ask me if I pass?
01:38Because I see a reason why you shouldn't pass.
01:41I still don't know if I need this place for happiness, you know?
01:44Zośka, you're pissing me off when you talk like that, you know?
01:46It's just a conversation with you.
01:47You're just getting on my nerves.
01:48Am I getting on your nerves?
01:49I'm just saying that it pisses me off when you talk like that.
01:57Your mother's right.
02:00She'll steal you one day.
02:04Cheers!
02:09Mom, could we talk tomorrow about...
02:12Excuse me?
02:14Mańka, what did you want to talk about?
02:16Never mind. Bye. Have a nice day.
02:18Thanks, you too.
02:21The door's open.
02:23She's been like that the whole time.
02:25She's the one who's been whining like a teenager.
02:28You said yourself that our kids are at that age
02:30when everything changes like in a kaleidoscope.
02:32You know, Janek was even whining to me
02:34about why we're doing adventures unnecessarily.
02:38Okay, but what are we going to do if she, like your son,
02:40doesn't accept our relationship?
02:43What's she doing in Młody?
02:45What?
02:46Who?
02:48What?
02:50We're on good terms, aren't we?
02:53Yes.
02:54Okay, okay.
02:56Hi.
02:57Bonjour.
02:58Did you order fresh croissants?
03:00Were you in the bakery?
03:01Did you feel like it?
03:02Of course I did.
03:03Who wouldn't?
03:04But, you know, for you...
03:06It's still warm.
03:07Try to say that you don't like it.
03:08I love it.
03:10Okay, one for you.
03:11Is there coffee?
03:12No, no, thank you.
03:15So, have you thought about this present for Agniewka?
03:19It's not a present for Agniewka.
03:20It's a present from my stepmother.
03:21My incalculable friend came up with a baptism, so...
03:23But, you know, we have a few options.
03:26Pussies,
03:27quads,
03:28hula-hoop,
03:30a golf course card for the next 20 years,
03:32or a gym tent.
03:34Listen, I'll be a baptismal mother,
03:35but I haven't thought about it yet, okay?
03:37What is it?
03:38Tadeusz, we had a deal.
03:40No, no, no.
03:41Oh, crap.
03:42Oh, crap.
03:43I'm going to the bathroom.
03:44I'll be right back.
03:48Kamil, call the team.
03:51Damn.
04:12No, don't turn it on.
04:13If it's something important, just watch it.
04:17Honey, what could be more important than you?
04:19It's phenomenal.
04:23Okay, to sum it up,
04:24a starter,
04:25quashed eggs,
04:27the main course,
04:28baked goose.
04:29With madder sauce.
04:31Great.
04:32Can I have five Cortlandts?
04:34We'll also have
04:36broth with ice cream.
04:37Oh, yes, I love it.
04:39Oh, and Pavlova.
04:40No, what is it,
04:41an old, boring Pavlova?
04:43You didn't eat my Pavlova.
04:44My Pavlova is...
04:45Yes, it's wonderful.
04:48Wonderful.
04:49The only one.
04:50All the best.
04:52From auntie Bożenka.
04:53Okay, okay.
04:54Enough of these excuses.
04:55We still have a lot of things to buy.
04:56Exactly.
04:57Why is everything always on the run?
05:00Because before there were many other
05:01more important things to do, right?
05:03And what do you think,
05:04I won't be able to do it?
05:05Do you have to be so independent now?
05:07Give me those fruits.
05:08We'll be late for the ginger
05:09and we'll have to talk about Elka again.
05:11We'll be anyway, anyway.
05:12Why?
05:13Because I'm engaged to her today.
05:14Why?
05:15We're supposed to talk about the wedding.
05:16Excuse me?
05:17Take care of yourself.
05:18Why not?
05:19It's something new for me.
05:20I want to see if I can do it.
05:22Can you see if you can live with me?
05:24Jesus.
05:25So what?
05:26I'm nervous.
05:27That's how we would live
05:28in the same house,
05:29together with Gniewek.
05:32So what?
05:33We'd slow down.
05:34I'm just getting started.
05:36Besides, you forgot that
05:37besides Gniewek,
05:38there's also Mańka and Janek, right?
05:40You've become so quarrelsome.
05:45God, does anyone eat this?
05:47I don't know.
05:49Try it.
05:50Let's go.
05:52Give me a new apple.
06:02I thought that when you're free...
06:04I planned this day
06:05a few years ago.
06:06He's completely busy now.
06:09We could keep you company.
06:11Nice?
06:13Very nice.
06:15You can't keep me company
06:16because you're taking care of Cornelia.
06:18I miss those times
06:19when we had
06:20moments only for ourselves.
06:22Do you know how much I miss that?
06:24Do you know how much?
06:25It's just that it's impossible now.
06:27It's because of you.
06:28You don't even let her go
06:29for a second at home.
06:30As soon as I let her go,
06:31someone shows up like a general
06:32and takes my daughter.
06:33Do you see my father here?
06:34You're paranoid, Andrzej.
06:36Everyone would be paranoid
06:37in a place like this.
06:41Do you think I don't see
06:42that you're just looking for an excuse
06:43not to take care of Cornelia?
06:47I'm trying to live, Andrzej.
06:49Can't you see that?
06:52I'm trying to find myself
06:53in all of this
06:55because you definitely
06:56don't see me anymore.
07:05Do you see him?
07:06Do you see him?
07:09Hi, Ania.
07:10Mom!
07:11Hi, Ania.
07:12Hi.
07:13Oh, good morning, Mrs. Jerzy.
07:14Good morning.
07:15How are you, Mrs. Jerzy?
07:16Are you managing somehow?
07:17I'm trying my best.
07:19I asked her not to rush
07:21so much,
07:22but the passion for cooking is...
07:24I wonder if she's older, really.
07:26I think you invited
07:27the local military units
07:28to this harvest.
07:30They've already visited me,
07:31they're on their way.
07:33Come on.
07:34Let's go home.
07:35Let's go.
07:37Ania, open it
07:38so I can wash my hands.
07:41I'll hold it.
07:42I'm so hungry.
07:46Irka, you can finally relax.
07:49You have a happy daughter.
07:51Now I have to take care
07:52of your happiness, right?
07:54That's what you said.
08:04Doctor, we're going down.
08:05No, no, no.
08:06We're going down, Doctor.
08:07We're going down.
08:08Come on, we're going down.
08:13Damn it!
08:15I thought I could do it.
08:17I told you it was too early.
08:18You should have started
08:19with physical exercises,
08:20cardio, stretching.
08:22You demand too much from yourself.
08:23No, I demand
08:24very normal things from myself.
08:25This is a complete norm,
08:26what I demand from myself.
08:28What am I supposed to be like
08:29those women who,
08:30a year after giving birth,
08:31justify their big butt
08:32with maternity in life?
08:33No, of course not.
08:35How about a baby?
08:38Good.
08:41Just like a baby, good.
08:44How much would I give
08:45to hug such a baby?
08:47Such arms, such legs,
08:49such everything,
08:50so fluffy, so tiny.
08:51Oh, Jesus.
08:53I'm going to speak
08:54your name the best I can.
09:02Magda, Magda,
09:03Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda
09:34Did the owner say anything about the menu?
09:37I don't know if I'll find out everything, but I was thinking about vegetarian cuisine.
09:41Elka looks like a vegetarian to me.
09:43Vegetarian? Does she look like French cuisine?
09:46She looks French elegance.
09:49Oh, right. Boss, is this trout in butter or in English?
09:54In English.
09:55OK. What is she doing?
09:57Well, Elka looks like she's obsessively taking care of the figure.
10:02Vegetables, eggs, tuna, dip, not bad.
10:05If it turns out that she only has roast meat...
10:09Come on, it's a woman's dish. You can't ask Jerzy what she eats.
10:14No, you can't.
10:25Well, almost very good, just a little less. I'll turn it down.
10:29Oh, I hope you feel comfortable.
10:31Yes, I feel very comfortable.
10:34Well, then I invite you to the class.
10:37I would even like to come, but I would prefer individually, because I don't like to be in a group.
10:43Besides, I don't know, maybe something more dynamic, because it's a bit boring.
10:48I have a great idea for a class for you. Really.
10:51Well, ass up.
10:52Excuse me?
10:53Excuse me?
10:55Well, ass up.
10:58Buttocks, butt.
10:59Excuse me?
11:03Buttocks.
11:04And flex.
11:05I would like that very much, OK?
11:08Your daughter will have a great time.
11:13Yes? Why? In what sense?
11:16Well, in the sense that she will have fun,
11:18not that a woman who takes care of herself in a very natural way passes it on to the next generation, right?
11:23And that's why your daughter will have fun.
11:26No, you know, I don't think I can make contact with my daughter at all.
11:30Everything is not as I imagined.
11:34Oh, I'm sorry.
11:35There you go, a perfectionist, right?
11:37Me?
11:38Well.
11:39No, I mean, a little, maybe yes, but it's probably good that I demand from myself and ...
11:42And from others, yes.
11:43Great.
11:44But I think that you don't have to demand from your daughter, because she will give you the best anyway.
11:49It's enough that she is.
11:51Well, I don't know if it's just empty phrases.
11:55I think that when some time passes, everything will return to normal.
11:58Well, if you think so.
12:00Well, I think, I think. It will happen at the best price.
12:06And that's good.
12:07Good, good.
12:08Maybe I'll come to you for these classes.
12:12In the meantime, we don't fuck around, we just ...
12:15I'm sorry, we don't beat around the bush, we just exercise.
12:18Flex.
12:21And a lot of work, because your resistance sign has a tendency to scorpion, you won't like it this month.
12:25I exercise, I hate scorpions.
12:27I'm after a scorpion.
12:28Seriously? And you look like a sheep.
12:29Yes.
12:30Okay, or a bull.
12:31Well, quiet, or a scorpion.
12:32Scorpions, get ready for an incredible success on the professional level.
12:36So here.
12:37Well, are you still working somewhere?
12:39Listen, the success will be more delicious
12:42if it is decorated with grateful feelings from the opposite sex.
12:45Well, let's show our boss how we work.
12:47Here you go.
12:48Hi, team.
12:49We have 16 reservations, two more tables will be a set.
12:52Short card?
12:53Ready as a whole.
12:54Uh-huh.
12:55And the three of you marinate the meat?
12:56There is meat, boss.
12:59Okay, get back to your position.
13:00I have received the message that you love yourself in a scorpion.
13:03Here you go.
13:10I have to believe that you did it yourself.
13:12Really alone.
13:25It's a success!
13:27Boss, what about the scorpion? I don't love him.
13:32I love you.
13:34Boss, you say something nice now,
13:36because in the horoscope it was that the success was reciprocated with gratitude.
13:39Well, I will be very grateful if you wash away all the grudges right now.
13:43Everything to work, to work.
13:44Once.
13:46Well, once.
13:52We have decided with the gang that next time we will take you with us.
13:56I beg you, please.
13:58They pay you for promoting these prophylactic research.
14:02Listen to this.
14:03It's good that you care about yourself.
14:05On the other hand, health is an intimate thing.
14:07And there is no need to talk about it so much.
14:09Well, I didn't know there were any taboo topics between us.
14:13God, God, I love horse patrols.
14:18Only in London or Warsaw, right?
14:20Yes, because he wasn't anywhere else.
14:22Damn, if I had a little money, I would buy myself one.
14:25Okay, okay.
14:26Where would you keep him?
14:27Where would I keep him?
14:28I would keep a friend.
14:30I would keep a friend somewhere in a barn or a garden.
14:34You wouldn't even buy a pussy for your rent.
14:37And on the carrots alone, you would get enough for a month.
14:40Well, she said it for Poland.
14:42I don't care about cattle and human dignity.
14:45But at least for a minute.
14:49Well, well.
14:51Stepa, Stepa, come on.
14:54Come on.
14:55It's for you.
14:57Just for a minute.
14:59Come on.
15:02For me?
15:03How sweet.
15:05Look.
15:06He won't bite me?
15:09What a parrot.
15:13Are you happy?
15:20Let's go.
15:22Irka!
15:24I'm holding you.
15:25I'm holding you.
15:28So, Stepa?
15:45It's impressive.
15:48I still get lost in this house.
15:50It's huge.
15:51The divorce with Jerzy was one of the best interests in my life.
15:54I got him out of everything.
15:58I'm sorry.
15:59But it's good that you know what you're getting into.
16:01You can always give up.
16:05Sit down.
16:07I dragged you through half of the city because I thought it would be good
16:10for you to get to know the kitchen where you're going to work.
16:12We'll set a date, by the way.
16:15This week I still have my son's baptism, but next week.
16:18No, no.
16:19We're talking about this week.
16:21I think I misunderstood something.
16:24I really wanted to throw a party at the end of the month,
16:27but the guys I care about the most are leaving.
16:29It's the wedding season, you know.
16:31So I planned a party the day after tomorrow.
16:34No, that's impossible.
16:36My God.
16:37There's nothing impossible, Ania.
16:39I already invited the guests.
16:42Unless you don't care.
16:44Elka, you say I have to prepare the baptism.
16:46But there are two wonderful cooks.
16:48You can't handle some baptism.
16:55All right.
16:56In that case, I'll have to ask someone else
16:59to take over your team.
17:03What do you mean, someone else?
17:05I think I have the right to do that.
17:08The only question is,
17:10will my team want to work with someone else?
17:13My team will want to work with someone else.
17:16Oh, I didn't think about that.
17:18So I'll have to resign not only from you,
17:21but maybe it's a good idea to replace the whole ginger team.
17:24Do you want to fire them?
17:26What am I supposed to do?
17:30You shouldn't do that.
17:35You refused me, so...
17:40Do you have a menu proposal?
17:44I knew you were ambitious.
17:46Well, I prepared something.
17:50Pork stew with onion bread.
17:53Potato salad with cucumber and sausage.
17:57Ham noodles.
17:59Schnipfel noodles.
18:01Apple red cabbage.
18:03Beef kraftbrühe with liver dumplings.
18:06Gugelhupf with whipped cream.
18:08Yes.
18:14Can I see the kitchen?
18:18Please.
18:20Come in.
18:23Lead the way.
18:24Please.
18:29We can buy him sports shoes or skis.
18:33There's a toy shop on the other side.
18:36Let's go to the toy shop.
18:38Maybe we'll find a toy.
18:40I have to get in here.
18:42Look how beautiful it is!
18:44We're choosing a gift for Gniewka.
18:47Why did Anka come up with this baptism?
18:50What's the baptism for?
18:52Are you baptized?
18:53Yes, I am.
18:54I'm baptized too. Do you know why?
18:56No, I don't know why.
18:57Because our dear parents wanted it.
19:00The end. Gniewka will be baptized too.
19:02You know, no one has ever explained it to me in such a simple way.
19:06I'll explain it to you like this.
19:08The whole world. Come on.
19:11Good morning.
19:12Good morning.
19:16Good morning.
19:17Tea, please.
19:21I have a favor to ask.
19:23Is it possible for you to...
19:25It's so cold.
19:26It's just about warming up the bottle.
19:29That's what I mean.
19:31Thank you very much.
19:32May I?
19:33Yes.
19:35Hi.
19:36Hi, my daughter.
19:37Would you like tea?
19:39Do you like tea?
19:40Yes, I do.
19:41I'm very cold.
19:42Here's another one.
19:47What's up?
19:49Dad, I have a question for you.
19:51When I was little,
19:53I mean, older than Cornelia,
19:56did I have any interest?
19:59When you were...
20:00I think you only had...
20:03peeing in your diaper.
20:05Jesus, I'm asking you seriously.
20:07No.
20:10You liked to crush worms.
20:13You know?
20:14Ants and other worms.
20:15You crushed them.
20:16You took them with your fingers and...
20:18How dare you?
20:19With your fingers?
20:20Dad, you're joking,
20:21and I'm looking for some tips for myself.
20:23Do you think crushing worms will help me in my adult life?
20:26Why do you care so much?
20:28Honey, you're really paying too much attention.
20:31It doesn't matter what you did when you were a child.
20:34What now?
20:35What later?
20:36You don't understand anything.
20:37I want to follow my instincts,
20:39my original nature.
21:02Good.
21:03Very good.
21:05Really?
21:06The idea of the reception right after baptism?
21:09Great.
21:10I know.
21:11I know, I did it.
21:13I hope it won't work out.
21:15Of course.
21:16First, let her decipher the name.
21:18And when she does,
21:19she'll find out what's waiting for her.
21:21There's no way it'll work out on time.
21:23Even if it doesn't help her.
21:24I'll take care of it.
21:26So that I can help her.
21:28Will you invite him?
21:30I don't think he'll come to my reception,
21:33but I'd like him to come.
21:35You can rest assured.
21:39So what?
21:40Coffee?
21:41Gladly.
21:42Come in.
21:47You got a doll once.
21:49And...
21:50it was so strange,
21:51because you grabbed it,
21:53and you looked at it,
21:54I don't know,
21:55for a minute and a half,
21:56you looked into its eyes,
21:58and suddenly,
21:59it snapped against the wall.
22:02Sometimes I wonder
22:03if we're from the same planet.
22:05What?
22:06Why?
22:07It's got Ania.
22:08You know.
22:09Congratulations to your dad, sister.
22:14Tell me...
22:15Good morning.
22:16Good morning.
22:18Hi, Grandma.
22:19Hi.
22:20Good morning.
22:21This is unbelievable.
22:23You know, look...
22:24What are you doing here?
22:26There are two sisters.
22:28There's a second sister.
22:30Dad!
22:33Hi.
22:35What are we doing here?
22:36We're just sitting.
22:37What?
22:38And what's this?
22:39She ran away from school?
22:41Irenka, leave her alone.
22:43You shouldn't have.
22:45This is our favorite cafe.
22:47This?
22:48Yes, we had so much fun today.
22:50Oh, Stefanko.
22:51Yes, yes.
22:52We were riding horses.
22:54Really?
22:55Almost, Karol.
22:56Almost.
22:57Anyway, we'll have some cognac.
22:59Will you join us?
23:00No, I'll have tea.
23:02We have to go now.
23:04Hi, Grandma.
23:05Hi.
23:06Goodbye.
23:09She doesn't like it in this cart.
23:11How come?
23:12Mom, don't worry about school.
23:14Don't worry about Irenka.
23:16When Dad signs the certificate,
23:18everything will be fine.
23:20I hope so.
23:21I hope so.
23:24What's with Andrzej's father?
23:27How many kids does he have?
23:29I don't know.
23:30I guess he likes the whole ship.
23:33What do you mean, ship?
23:35What do you mean, ship?
23:37Well, it's a ship.
23:40It's a ship with wings.
23:42It's like a ship.
23:44God, what is this?
23:46What a nice brother.
23:47Exactly.
23:48What did she come up with?
23:50She gave us a special menu,
23:52so you won't be late.
23:53You have to marinate it for 2-3 days.
23:56You won't make it.
23:57That's the point.
23:59Okay, we'll take some other meat
24:01and add beer to the marinade.
24:03How will Elka know?
24:05Do you want to do it,
24:06or should I recommend one dish?
24:07I want to do it.
24:08Okay, what's next?
24:09Noodles.
24:10What's next?
24:11Beer?
24:12Some marinade?
24:13The whole secret is in the marinade.
24:14Garlic, herbs, I don't know.
24:16Whatever you want.
24:17Okay.
24:18You have to add beer.
24:19German beer.
24:20I don't know anything about it.
24:21Nudel, schnudel, I don't know.
24:22Nudel.
24:23Those are just dumplings.
24:24Dumplings.
24:25In different ways.
24:26You have schnittennudeln,
24:27those are baked dumplings,
24:28schnupfnudeln,
24:29those are with potato addition.
24:31Dumplings with potato addition?
24:32That's some heavy food.
24:33God, she's doing it on purpose
24:35because she wants to fuck you.
24:36You don't understand.
24:37It's some kind of paranoia.
24:38You won't make it.
24:39Do you understand?
24:40After the baptism,
24:41you'll be finished.
24:42I don't think she knew about the baptism.
24:43Okay, until you told her yourself.
24:44Okay, it's hard.
24:45The handle fell.
24:46Now you can keep your fingers crossed.
24:47Get out.
24:48In life.
24:49Thank you for helping me.
24:51Good morning.
24:54Good morning, Ania.
24:55I didn't expect you here.
24:57A little consultation?
24:59From Hacek for lovers.
25:00Oh, how nice.
25:01And I'm on a business matter.
25:03I'm sorry to interrupt,
25:04but the matter is probably attractive
25:06and unbearable.
25:08I'll go now.
25:09I heard you're preparing
25:10for the reception at Elżbieta's.
25:11Yes.
25:13Robert told me about the reception.
25:16Robert will be there.
25:18Oh, well,
25:19it's no wonder
25:20since Robert and Jelka
25:21are supposed to work together.
25:22I hope this time
25:23will also be great.
25:24Besides,
25:25they're getting close
25:26to the publishing house's birthday.
25:27And what's too early
25:28to talk about it?
25:31Okay, I'll go now.
25:32It was nice to meet you.
25:34Okay.
25:35Bye.
25:41Can you tell me
25:42why you're coming here?
25:43Are you taking me out of the kitchen?
25:44I'm not taking you out of the kitchen.
25:45Okay,
25:46let's leave it at that.
25:47I told you once,
25:48I'll tell you for the last time,
25:49okay?
25:50I'm not interested
25:51in any book promotions.
25:52I'm not going anywhere.
25:53There was a promotion in Warsaw.
25:55The end.
25:56What would you say
25:57about the culinary program?
25:59What program?
26:00What TV show?
26:01What are you talking about?
26:02Did someone call you?
26:03No, I'm sorry.
26:04I took too much of your time.
26:05Think it over.
26:06Okay, Kośka.
26:08One moment.
26:09Did I arouse your interest?
26:10No.
26:14I'll be right back,
26:15but I'll tell you in the kitchen.
26:27Elka?
26:29She's exactly as we predicted.
26:31She came to Jerzy for help.
26:40Thank you for today.
26:41Thank you too.
26:43Bye.
26:46Tadeusz?
26:48Tadeusz!
26:49What do you mean, bye?
26:50I thought you were going to see Anka.
26:52Yes, I'm going to see Anka,
26:53but I thought
26:54you were going to say goodbye to me.
26:56You'll say something nice to me,
26:57goodbye.
27:00I just respect your decision.
27:04Asshole, asshole, asshole!
27:12What?
27:18Jesus, politics again.
27:24Mugi!
27:25Listen.
27:26Put the meat in the marinade right now, okay?
27:28No, I like the idea, but...
27:30Fuck.
27:31The question is,
27:32when will I be able to do it all?
27:36Oh, then say hello to your mother-in-law.
27:38Mugi!
27:39Tadeusz!
27:40Mugi,
27:41tell Lecia
27:42to start
27:44this whole
27:45apfelrotkoch
27:46or something, I don't know.
27:48Apfelrotkoch.
27:49Apfelrotkoch.
27:50Tell her it's a sexual position.
27:52For an apple.
27:53Okay.
27:55Okay, I'm happy too.
27:56Bye.
27:57Bye.
27:59Don't throw this at me!
28:00I'm really sorry,
28:01but I just had to set up
28:03all the details
28:04because Elka ordered
28:05a party right after baptism.
28:07Elka went crazy right after baptism?
28:08Yeah.
28:09So I had to resign.
28:10Yeah, cool.
28:11Why do you think
28:12I should resign, huh?
28:13I don't know,
28:14he's definitely not a baptist.
28:15Exactly.
28:16Do you have any other
28:17advice for me?
28:18No.
28:19The baptism will take place,
28:20the reception will also take place
28:21and it will be great.
28:22You'll see,
28:23Elka will jump out of her shoes.
28:24Great,
28:25I have a chance to prove myself
28:26and help you.
28:27Oh no,
28:28I didn't come here for that.
28:29What the hell?
28:30Okay, I'll help,
28:31I'm only doing this
28:32because of my son,
28:33so I'm washing my hands.
28:34So you accept the baptism,
28:35you have strawberries
28:36for four, please.
28:37I accept the baptism for four.
28:38I accept the baptism for two.
28:39What the hell did you say
28:40that you only want to be friends with him?
28:41Janka,
28:42this is an experiment, right?
28:43I'll inform you about the results,
28:44just don't joke about it.
28:46Damn,
28:47I'm so hungry.
28:48What do you have to eat?
28:49I have nothing to eat.
28:50I'm begging you.
28:52I'm begging you,
28:53I'm hungry,
28:54I'm suffocating.
28:55Hi Maria.
28:56Can I have this?
28:57No, no,
28:58this is for the reception.
28:59Can I eat this?
29:00This is for the baptism.
29:01I'm starving too,
29:02you could at least
29:03give us something to eat.
29:04You'll get...
29:06Excuse me.
29:11Hi, we want to eat.
29:17Jerzy, if you don't understand anything,
29:18how many times do I have to repeat
29:19that you have to stand
29:20for these sample photos
29:21if you want to have any chance.
29:22But you can't piss me off.
29:24I'm not going to stand
29:25for any fucking photos.
29:26I'm a cook,
29:27a chef,
29:29with education and experience.
29:33Why are you looking at me like that?
29:35So education in this field
29:36is necessary, right?
29:38Excuse me?
29:40Anka Adamowicz's example
29:41says something completely different.
29:42I know what you're getting at.
29:43Okay,
29:44we're done with the subject, right?
29:45Jerzy, I'm just wondering
29:46how Anka managed
29:47to get into such a kitchen
29:48as Cardamon.
29:49It may turn out
29:50soon.
29:56You can't do that.
29:58Not without an agreement
29:59with the owner.
30:00This is my kitchen.
30:02And Marcel admires
30:03every step I take.
30:05And I can do
30:06whatever I want.
30:07Until you put him
30:08in jail.
30:09Okay,
30:10thank you for the coffee.
30:13I'll make a call
30:14to the program.
30:15Will you pay for me?
30:18Anka,
30:19what do you think?
30:20Tell me,
30:21that the reception
30:22will be a day of baptism?
30:23Irena,
30:24calm down.
30:25Anka is the boss.
30:26Okay, okay.
30:27I'm sorry.
30:28And between us,
30:29I wonder
30:30how it happened
30:31that you agreed
30:32to work
30:33on such a day
30:34I'm sorry,
30:35but I work
30:36in her restaurant
30:37and you persuaded me.
30:38What do you mean?
30:39Persuaded?
30:40Persuaded,
30:41because
30:42you have to live
30:43from something, right?
30:44I'll tell you something.
30:45I think
30:46you should
30:47get rid
30:48of Krystyna.
30:49Where's the pepper?
30:50And then run away.
30:51Run away
30:52from Elka to Cardamon.
30:53I haven't told you yet,
30:54but Mr. Jerzy
30:55offered
30:56Ms. Anka
30:57a job.
30:59But,
31:00it's great, isn't it?
31:01I don't know.
31:02No,
31:04Cardamon is a moloch.
31:05It's cold there.
31:06A lot of people.
31:07What would I do there?
31:08Work?
31:09But, no,
31:10Mom is right.
31:11It's not that simple.
31:12However,
31:13Mom is the boss
31:14in Imbir,
31:15and Jerzy is the boss
31:16in Cardamon.
31:17And she would be
31:18his subordinate.
31:19So you would work
31:20not with Jerzy,
31:21but under Jerzy.
31:22Oh, I'm sorry.
31:23It's the same again.
31:24We're at home.
31:25It's a certain difference,
31:26right?
31:27You know,
31:28the problem is
31:29that if he realizes
31:30that such relationships
31:31at work are nice,
31:32he won't be able
31:33to stay at home.
31:34There is salt in this house.
31:35There is salt.
31:36I just hope
31:37that when this whole party
31:38at Elka comes out,
31:39maybe we'll get
31:40some new offers,
31:41earn a little more
31:42and think about
31:43opening our own.
31:45Oh,
31:46it sounds nice.
31:47Tell me.
31:48No, no, no,
31:49we're not talking
31:50because I don't want to get drunk.
31:51Right.
31:52If you want to make God laugh,
31:53tell him
31:54what your plans are.
31:55No, okay, okay,
31:56let's change the subject.
31:58What would you say
31:59if I went to medicine,
32:00after a family tradition?
32:03Natal.
32:04Mom is after medicine.
32:05How did she end up?
32:06Oh, I'm so sorry,
32:07but I didn't do a specialization.
32:08Oh, I'm so sorry,
32:09but I didn't do a specialization.
32:10She gave birth to Mania.
32:11But that's not what I mean.
32:12Doctors also have specializations.
32:13Hey, hey,
32:14so what,
32:15it's all my fault again, right?
32:16You know what,
32:17I thought I could
32:18count on you a little,
32:19but it's always the same with you.
32:20But,
32:21Mania.
32:22Well,
32:23I would like
32:24my hormones to boost
32:25like this,
32:26really.
32:27But yes,
32:28not like this.
32:29Okay.
32:38I masked it,
32:39look.
32:40Fantastic,
32:41and I'll just use it for a second.
32:42If you could...
32:43But the field of motion!
32:44Measure it again, okay?
32:45I don't know if I can do it.
32:46You'll be able to.
32:47Hard from the bottom!
32:48Wow.
32:52Will Mania live with you?
32:57But you live together.
32:59Ania, you're an adult, you know how it is.
33:03First there's love, then there's love, then there's a shared apartment, a child and a marriage.
33:09I think you've made another mistake.
33:12I'll never have children.
33:14But please, Pola, children are just a pleasure, and the other half are just problems.
33:18Nobody loves me.
33:22I love you, hello?
33:23Hello?
33:26You know what I've come up with for Gliwka?
33:28I'll set up an account for him.
33:30I'll send him abroad to study, after all, I'm a mother.
33:32Well, I'm a Christian, but always.
33:34Hi, girls.
33:36I see there's a special department here.
33:42What have you done here?
33:44What's this, goose?
33:46What have you done?
33:48What do you want to mix?
33:50What do you want to do?
33:51Listen, German cooking is a bit too much for me, so I'm out, OK?
33:58Bye.
34:00Bye.
34:03You're going to ruin everything.
34:05You're going to ruin it right away.
34:07OK, OK, baking ingredients.
34:09Spinach noodles, filbrot, schnupf noodles.
34:12We'll show Mrs. Elżbieta how to make German cuisine.
34:17OK.
34:22Hi, Turek.
34:24Oh, hi, hi, hi.
34:26Hi.
34:28Good morning.
34:30Where is he?
34:32Where's Gniewko?
34:34I have to tie him a ribbon.
34:36You're crazy.
34:38A child goes to church, and you're going to tie him a ribbon?
34:41That's why, so no one can steal his charm.
34:43Aniuk!
34:48Oh, Jesus, he's so tiny.
34:49He's so tiny.
34:51But you didn't have it, now you remember.
34:53You have a sense of time.
34:55Mom, where's Mr. Stefan?
34:57Mr. Stefan and Karol stayed in Dora because they didn't want to do the mixing.
34:59You did it so beautifully.
35:01Well, Mrs. Handmaid.
35:03I mean yours.
35:05And whose? Jerzy's?
35:07Mom, stop talking, Jerzy also helped us.
35:09Basia, where's Jerzy?
35:11You know what, he went to bathe at home and after Christmas we'll meet in the church.
35:13So, are we going?
35:15The last road of an unclean soul.
35:17No, he's drunk.
35:19He's completely drunk.
35:21Are we going?
35:23Let's go.
35:25Where's my bag?
35:29I took him to your house.
35:31He was supposed to wait for me here.
35:33Do you know how much time I wasted?
35:35No, I don't care.
35:37He insisted on waiting for you at home, he wanted to change and so on, so...
35:39Couldn't you call me?
35:41Stop attacking me.
35:43The fact that you don't like church ceremonies is not my fault.
35:44You should have taken Flamma without a child.
35:46Besides, it's also up to me.
35:48I have a reception tomorrow, I have a thousand things on my mind.
35:50I have to get ready.
35:52Coffee, tea, we kiss or what do we do?
35:54If you're up to some games with your uncle,
35:56remember that you'll have to deal with me.
35:58Stop, stop, stop, stop.
36:02Where did you get this house?
36:04Małgorzata helped me.
36:06Since I can't count on you.
36:09Is it worth it?
36:11Why do you care?
36:13You have interests in Berlin,
36:16and you're still in Warsaw.
36:18I also have my interests here.
36:20Besides, with your fiancée,
36:22I'll make money not only on VAT.
36:26Interesting.
36:30Bye.
36:37Oh, Pola.
36:39Andrzej, of course not.
36:41Look, he's already gone.
36:45Here we are.
36:48Good morning.
36:53Janek.
36:57Janek, where are you?
36:59Come on, we'll be late.
37:00Janek!
37:08Janek!
37:10Janek!
37:27This is Janek Knap.
37:28I'm sorry I can't pick it up,
37:30but I'm very busy.
37:36Where's Jerzy?
37:38He should be holding the candles and flowers.
37:40Monia, please.
37:42Wait, Gniewko.
37:44Take these flowers.
37:46Come on, let's go to Mom.
37:48Yes, good.
37:50Are you comfortable?
37:52Wait, Gniewko.
37:54Comfortable?
37:56How comfortable.
37:58And why don't you have a cross?
38:00Not a cross?
38:02Oh, Jesus, Jerzy.
38:04That's not what I meant.
38:06Even I understood that joke.
38:08It's a joke?
38:10Please forgive him.
38:12He'll be a father for the third time.
38:14He's got my intelligence.
38:16Beata, what are you talking about?
38:18Jerzy, these are facts.
38:20What?
38:22Facts.
38:24Milk, milk, diapers, milk, diapers.
38:26Jesus, Jerzy, I'm sorry.
38:29I'm sorry.
38:31Leave me alone.
38:33He's not here.
38:35I can see that he's not here, but don't worry.
38:37I'm just saying that he's not here.
38:39Leave me alone.
38:45You can even take pictures in Vatican.
38:48It's a joyful moment.
38:50I'm a chronicler.
38:52It's not a chronicler, it's joy.
38:54What joy if Jerzy's not here?
38:59I'm on it.
39:03Good morning, honey!
39:05Good morning, honey!
39:07Gag, gag, gag.
39:17Gag, gag, gag, gag.
39:19Say it again, honey.
39:21Rzabciu.
39:23What?
39:25Come on, it looks as if we were moments before me.
39:28I'm so happy to see all my children together, it's so nice.
39:35Anka, Jerzy isn't here.
39:37Really?
39:38We have to do something.
39:40We have to find a replacement.
39:42Irena is right, Mania says we have to find a replacement too.
39:45We have to think of something.
39:47Amen.
39:50Dear parents, what name did you choose for your child?
39:55Gniewko.
39:59What do you pray for, God's Church?
40:01For baptism.
40:03Come closer to the altar.
40:11Our Christian community welcomes you with great joy.
40:14In the name of this community, sign the cross.
40:24I thought he was at home.
40:25No, he's not.
40:27I thought they were playing something again.
40:29They had a fight.
40:30Didn't Janek tell you?
40:32No.
40:46Can we go now?
40:48Why?
40:52I can't participate in this artificial family party.
40:56There are too many children here for me.
40:58All mine.
40:59Exactly.
41:04Fresh mineral water.
41:06Stefan, maybe some water for you?
41:08Listen, do we have any more children to baptize?
41:11Maybe we'll drink a little more?
41:14Well, not in a week, but when she has the cross...
41:17Will she have it?
41:18Yes?
41:19Is there such a conviction that she will have it?
41:21That she will take a decision and do what's best for her in the future?
41:24Oh no.
41:25Parents decide about the cross.
41:26I think so too.
41:28This is a very conservative approach, sir.
41:31But it suits me.
41:33That's true.
41:35Anka?
41:38Great.
41:39Can you do it?
41:41If you want to count on someone, count on yourself, right?
41:49Oh.
41:54Cornel, Kasia.
41:55I was supposed to think...
41:58I forgot my coat.
41:59Can I borrow it?
42:04Good morning.
42:08I'm sorry, Marek.
42:12Janek is in the hospital.
42:13I just got back from him.
42:44I love you.
42:49I love you.
42:54I love you.
42:59I love you.
43:04I love you.
43:09I love you.
43:12I love you.
43:17I love you.
43:22I love you.
43:27I love you.
43:32I love you.
43:37I love you.
43:42I love you.