No-one takes kindly to Charlotte, the supercilious new arrival on G Wing. Crystal is back at Larkhall after being framed by Shell, and the devious Di is appointed as her personal officer. A newspaper reporter makes a deal with Buki
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01:31Oi!
01:40Me and you together.
01:42Someone slipped up.
01:43Mark!
01:44Hiya.
01:45What are you doing here?
01:50Oh, Jade.
01:51Do you want to get us bit up again?
01:52Lighten up, will ya?
01:55Take a seat over there, please.
01:57That's right.
02:00Thanks, mate.
02:05Had an eyeful, then.
02:06Hmm?
02:08For Christ's sake.
02:13Look, do you want to come over here?
02:18Name?
02:19Charlotte Middleton.
02:21I just need to ask you a few questions, Charlotte, OK?
02:24Now, is this your first offence?
02:26Yes.
02:27Are you taking drugs or medications?
02:29No.
02:31Are you carrying drugs of any kind?
02:33Look, is all this necessary?
02:35Just answer the question, sweetheart.
02:38I beg your pardon?
02:40We only put the red carpet out for your sort
02:42when you're opening prisons, not entering them.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47We only put the red carpet out for your sort
02:49when you're opening prisons, not entering them.
02:53What's your name?
02:56Can't you read?
02:58I'm not answering any more questions. I know my rights.
03:01We'll have that for a start.
03:03Have we got those forms?
03:04What forms?
03:09Just calm down, all right?
03:12What's wrong?
03:13Am I spoiling your chances?
03:16Telephone calls aren't an automatic right at this stage, I'm afraid.
03:20But if we get through this paperwork, I'll see what I can do, OK?
03:38Crystal Gordon's back with us, I'm sorry to say.
03:41Crystal?
03:42Accused of harbouring Shell Dockley and Denny Blood.
03:45And drugs were found in her possession.
03:49I'd like you to be a personal officer, Di, if that's all right.
03:53Di?
03:54Oh, sorry. Yeah.
03:56Now, some of you will have met the Honourable Charlotte Middleton,
03:59daughter of the Tory Home Affairs spokesman in the Lords.
04:02He turned her in, didn't he, the father?
04:04His chauffeur found a wrap of coke in the car after she'd been driving it.
04:08Daddy thought he'd get out, so...
04:10She got 12 months for that.
04:12They got her for supplying as well.
04:15She may have problems adjusting here.
04:18Four of us share that?
04:20And you make your own bed.
04:21The girls will share, yeah.
04:23I suppose you don't know how.
04:24You don't know anything about me.
04:26No? Well, I'm learning.
04:28I'll take care of this, Gina.
04:34Oh, we have!
04:35We've got the papers.
04:37We have. We've got the posh.
04:39Brilliant.
04:40Right, I'll leave you lot to introduce yourselves.
04:45You got any gear?
04:46Take it. This is mine.
04:48Are you deaf?
04:49How would I bring any gear in?
04:51You might have crutched some.
04:54Any flu box?
04:56That's what you're in for, innit? You're a cokehead.
04:59Well, any time you want something, that's suited by a few hits.
05:03Yeah, you didn't get that from Topshop, did you?
05:05If you thought that's a knob, can you get me out?
05:08All I did was stab my pimp.
05:12Doesn't say much, does she?
05:15Do you know Prince William?
05:17Have you shagged him?
05:19Oh, for God's sake!
05:23You must be well pissed off with Duckley.
05:26What do you think?
05:27I assume it was her idea to go to your place.
05:30It was her idea to drop me in it and all.
05:32How come?
05:33Cos I wouldn't let her do drugs.
05:35Now I'm in it, I've not even done nothing.
05:37Kill show when I see her.
05:39Yeah, well, I'll look the other way when you do.
05:41Hello, Crystal.
05:43Hi, miss.
05:45Catch you later.
05:47Just to say that I'm your personal officer.
05:49So, any problems, things you want to talk about,
05:53we'll soon have it sorted out, OK?
06:04Poor friend to see you.
06:09Crystal!
06:11Respect!
06:13Don't talk to me, Chas.
06:15Why? What have I done?
06:17You're one of the reasons I'm back, innit?
06:19Me?
06:22If you and them two hadn't have broken out...
06:24I didn't know they'd go to you.
06:26You've made it to that seashell.
06:28They're gone, man.
06:30You've made it to that seashell.
06:32They're gone, man. And they're never coming back.
06:34And when I get out, I'm going to find Denny and join her.
06:37When they get her, she's going down for a long time.
06:40No way.
06:41And you're going to be outside waiting for her.
06:45Who's this?
06:46Crystal. Remember I told you about her?
06:48This is Bookie.
06:50Got any gear?
06:52Nothing changes, does it?
07:01MUSIC PLAYS
07:26THEY LAUGH
07:30How's the new girl?
07:32Dunno. Won't speak to us.
07:40Hello, there.
07:42I'm Yvonne.
07:44Ooh, it's not exactly Marco Pio White, is it?
07:51Look, we all find it hard when we first come in here.
07:54But ask anyone, the only way to get through is to muck in.
07:57Really?
08:01You won't get nothing out of her, Yvonne.
08:03She knows it all.
08:05She thought she was above the law till Daddy shopped her.
08:09This is all you've got, isn't it?
08:11This little bit of power in here.
08:14Is that why you took the job, Miss?
08:17Dance up more than you've got right now.
08:19Yes, but in six months' time, I'll be gone and you'll still be here.
08:22I'd say that was rather sad.
08:27You're making a big mistake.
08:31Mm, you rattled her cage, all right.
08:33I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you.
08:35Then don't.
08:38Trouble is, a way with words ain't enough in here.
08:43Especially when you walk around like the flaming Queen of Sheba.
08:48You're in the jungle now.
08:50I'd noticed.
08:52That's enough, that kiss.
09:00That little cow needs teaching a lesson.
09:31We must fix a time to have that chat.
09:35She's been so busy.
09:37We're really short-staffed at the moment.
09:39Yeah? Yeah.
09:41What, with Mrs Hollanby off?
09:46Cavalry's on its way, though.
09:49Do you remember Josh Mitchell?
09:51He used to be the odd job man here.
09:54Yeah.
09:56He's at college training to be a PO.
10:01He'll be back any day now.
10:05Come to think of it, didn't you used to have a crush on him?
10:10Me?
10:13Just gossip.
10:15I wouldn't blame you if you had, though.
10:17He's a lovely lad.
10:23Look, is everything all right?
10:26Yes, miss.
10:29Cos that's what I'm here for, you know.
10:32If there's something that's bothering you.
10:35If you'd feel better for getting it off your chest.
10:39Can you do this around with these elms, Crystal?
10:41Can you do it yourself, Dawn?
10:43They weigh a ton, miss. We've been told not to lift them on our own.
10:49I'll see you later.
10:59Where's Lady Mac gone, then?
11:01Her and Crystal are down in the showers.
11:04She said something about getting the stench of the prison out of her hair.
11:08Mm. Did she now?
11:16I think it's about time that our little princess had a change of image.
11:22What do you think, girls?
11:29Shut up, Ben.
11:34Usual, please, Tracey.
11:37I'm going to have to watch myself. I nearly clocked her this morning.
11:40Look, you do that again and you're out.
11:42Thank you, sweetheart. I do not need reminding.
11:44Another lager, please.
11:49You look as shagged out as I am.
11:51You from Larkel?
11:53No, Rockworth. I live round the corner, though.
11:55You get an easier time of it in a men's nick, I always say.
11:58That's coming from a woman.
11:59Are you from over the road, then?
12:01Worst luck.
12:02Yeah, you've just got that posh tart, haven't you? What's her name?
12:05Charlotte Middleton.
12:07Yeah, that's right.
12:08Yeah, but we were just talking about her.
12:10Pain in the neck.
12:11Yeah, I bet. We had a tough like that once.
12:14Had the governor round his little finger.
12:16Now he's still on his own.
12:17She'd be lucky. She's sharing a dorm with a crackhead and a Jesus freak.
12:21Nice one. I don't know which is worse.
12:24Crackhead takes some beating. She's in for stabbing her pimp.
12:27Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, it was in the papers.
12:30Bukie Lester.
12:31Yeah, that's right, Bukie Lester.
12:34I don't envy her there.
12:35She'd sell her mother down the river for a spliff.
12:38Why do we do it?
12:41Oh, well, I'll leave you in peace.
12:44Yeah, take care.
12:45See ya.
12:54Bye.
13:05Bukie Lester.
13:25Okay, who's got them?
13:27What?
13:32Bukie!
13:33What do you think you're doing, man?
13:42Bukie!
13:43Bukie!
13:44Bukie!
13:45Bukie!
13:46Bukie!
13:47Bukie!
13:48Bukie!
13:49Bukie!
13:50Bukie!
13:51Bukie!
13:52Bukie!
13:54Bukie!
13:59What are you after?
14:01You know perfectly bloody well.
14:12Don't open the door!
14:16Come on, you lot, out.
14:24Right, what's the problem?
14:26Ask these two.
14:27I haven't done nothing.
14:28What's she on about?
14:29If it's not them, it's the other one.
14:31What is?
14:32They've stolen my clothes.
14:34No, we never.
14:35Well, they didn't disappear into thin air.
14:38Aren't you going to arrest them?
14:41Look, if you seriously expect...
14:54You took my advice, then?
14:56I'm sorry?
14:57Dressing down a bit.
14:59Better than lording it about.
15:01It was you, wasn't it?
15:03What was?
15:04Of course.
15:05That's a bit subtle for me.
15:07You're talking to an animal now, remember?
15:24You're not having breakfast?
15:27I'm not hungry, miss.
15:31Are you sure you're all right?
15:35What is it, Crystal?
15:38I know something's troubling you.
15:40Is somebody giving you a hard time?
15:44No, miss, it's not that.
15:46Then what?
15:49You know what you said about Josh?
15:51About me having a crush on him and that?
15:54I was only joking.
15:57No, but it's more than a crush.
16:00We live together, see?
16:04You and Josh Mitchell?
16:07I was at his house when I was arrested.
16:10Well, didn't the police question Mr Mitchell?
16:13No. The flat's in his mate's name.
16:16He's out of the country.
16:17So he doesn't know.
16:21I swore to him I'd never get into trouble again.
16:24God knows what he's going to think when he finds me back here.
16:27Well, how long have you two been together?
16:30Since I got hurt.
16:32Only we're not, like, sleeping together.
16:35We're saving ourselves till we get married.
16:40You're getting married?
16:42If he was to love me.
16:45He wouldn't blame me if he didn't.
16:48I'll have a think.
16:53See what I can come up with.
17:08Come on, Chris.
17:12How do you know it was von Atkins?
17:14It was written all over the place.
17:16It was written all over her face.
17:18I need more than that, I'm afraid.
17:20She nearly hit me yesterday lunchtime.
17:23That man, Fenner, had to stop her.
17:25So how did she get into your cell?
17:27She wouldn't do the dirty work herself, would she?
17:30I'll look into it.
17:32It's more like a Turkish jail than an English one.
17:35I'm not that au fait with Turkish jails, I'm afraid.
17:38If you have an aversion to prison, it's a good idea not to do the crime.
17:42My father's going to hear about this place.
17:45Fine.
17:47Most inmates speak to their parents.
18:09Darling, how are you?
18:15Where's my father?
18:17He couldn't get away.
18:19He didn't want his picture in tomorrow's paper, you mean.
18:22You have to see it from his point of view.
18:25I can't imagine the hell we've had with the press.
18:27He should have thought about the press before he went to the police.
18:31We've been through all that.
18:34Anyway, what's he doing to get me out?
18:37The lawyers are making an appeal for unfair sentencing.
18:40But that'll take months.
18:42I'll be out before then anyway.
18:44He's doing everything he can.
18:46He's in a very difficult position.
18:49So, if he's not going to get me out...
18:52Give him time.
18:54I don't think I can take much more of this.
19:03Sit down, Bookie.
19:05Mind double, miss.
19:10Charlotte says her clothes have been stolen.
19:13She says they were taken in the night.
19:15Now, if that's true, it was either you, Chas or Crystal.
19:19Miss, I thought I saw a man in the room last night.
19:22Oh, for Christ's sakes, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
19:25Now, if you were involved, you'd better say now.
19:27Because if I find out later...
19:32..if you're staying quiet to protect someone else...
19:37..someone outside your cell, maybe...
19:43PHONE RINGS
19:49Whatever you say here won't go any further.
19:55It was me and Chas, miss.
20:00Yvonne made us.
20:02We didn't have no choice. We were shit-scared of her.
20:05What did you do with them?
20:07She told us to burn them.
20:09You won't tell her I said, will you, miss? She'll kill me.
20:13SHE SIGHS
20:29I might know where your clothes are.
20:31Oh, might you?
20:33I didn't take them. I heard it was Crystal.
20:36Yvonne told her to throw them out the window.
20:40So, where might they be?
20:42You have to pay if you want them back.
20:45Oh, so that's what it's about.
20:47You want them or not?
20:51Yeah, sure, I'll just write you a cheque.
20:53I have no more money than you have.
20:56No, but we can trade.
20:58That ring looks tasty.
21:01That ring was my grandmother's.
21:04Suit yourself.
21:13So, you deny it?
21:15I don't even know what you're talking about.
21:17Conspiring to have her clothes stolen and burnt?
21:21Sounds like the gunpowder plot.
21:23I was told you did it, Yvonne.
21:25Says who?
21:26I'm not prepared to disclose my source of information.
21:29I'm entitled to know.
21:31I can sue you.
21:33I can sue you.
21:35I can sue you.
21:37I can sue you.
21:40I'm entitled to know.
21:42I can sue you for slander.
21:44That's your prerogative.
21:47In the meantime, I'm giving you 42 days' loss of remission.
21:50What?
21:51And a poor report to probation.
21:54I expect a speedy improvement in your behaviour.
21:58That'll be all.
21:59You can't do this. I haven't done anything.
22:01Come on, Atkins, don't make it worse for yourself.
22:03You keep your hands off me.
22:04I'd keep it buttoned if I was you.
22:09Come on.
22:20Someone's grassed me up to bits about Lady Muck's clothes.
22:23Weren't me.
22:24Like we'd grass you up.
22:26No.
22:31Bookie.
22:32Letter.
22:33For me?
23:02If there's one thing I can't stand,
23:05it's a knock.
23:10Do you mind saying that in English?
23:16You stuck-up little tart.
23:19I just want to be left alone.
23:21No-one grasses on me and gets away with it.
23:24Just tell your psychics to get my clothes back.
23:26That's all I ask.
23:31You don't get it, do you?
23:35You don't give me orders.
23:40You're nothing special.
23:42You're just a common criminal.
23:47One more word,
23:49and I'll snap that little brass neck of yours in two.
23:52Don't go running to bits again,
23:54or you'll wish you were dead.
24:09There you go.
24:32There you go.
24:40Where's the rest?
24:42The rest?
24:43Didn't expect to get it all back from that ring, did you?
24:46That ring was a priceless family heirloom.
24:49That ring's worth what I can get for it,
24:51which is piss-all, you know.
24:53A few phone calls and we're used to cutting it in.
24:58Just have to wait till payday, then, won't you?
25:01Buy it back a bit at a time.
25:04For you to steal again.
25:09Here, have your bloody booty.
25:39LAUGHTER
26:10Poor girl.
26:12I've tried talking to her.
26:14Yeah, so has everyone else.
26:16But if she's too far up her aristocratic arse to talk back,
26:20she can go shave herself.
26:39MUSIC PLAYS
27:02She still hasn't come out yet. Do you think she's all right?
27:06Are you two finished on her?
27:10I thought I told you to burn that.
27:12What's the point? We can get money out of her.
27:14What?
27:15Yeah, she won't.
27:16She ain't getting it back, I know, unless she keeps coughing up.
27:19You've been back, Maynard?
27:21You stupid bitch!
27:23You can have a cut!
27:36What is it?
27:40Oh, my God!
27:44It was thanks to Yvonne Atkins that we got to her in time.
27:47How did she know?
27:48She saw her go in there, knew she'd been depressed,
27:51and when she didn't come out, she went in and found her.
27:54In view of that, I've rescinded her 42 days' loss of remission.
27:58It was Yvonne who made her depressed in the first place.
28:01Yvonne and others.
28:03Anyway, she's had a few days in hospital and she's back this morning.
28:06What sort of state is she in?
28:08She's on antidepressants.
28:10I'm keeping her on 15-minute suicide watch for the time being.
28:13Great.
28:14Well, the good news is, Josh Mitchell will be joining us later today.
28:18OK, I know he's green, but in the present climate, every little helps.
28:34You OK?
28:57Still rather be dead?
29:03Well, I'm glad you're not.
29:11You gave me a hell of a bloody fright.
29:16Sorry.
29:21No.
29:24I'm sorry.
29:28I thought you was as hard as you made out, didn't I?
29:33I hate my father.
29:37For people only.
29:41He's a drunk, you know.
29:45And my mother.
29:50It's all shit.
29:58Shh.
30:00You're one of us now, right?
30:05I'm just the posh.
30:13I'll be back later.
30:25Thanks for seeing me.
30:27You're the one who's paying.
30:30I take it you're a reporter. That letter was a bit, you know...
30:33Well, vague.
30:34Letters get opened.
30:37So what do you want to know?
30:39As long as it's about Charlotte Middleton, anything.
30:45I don't know you'll pay.
30:49There's 200 quid in there.
30:52And a camera.
30:54And a camera.
30:57If you can get any pictures of her...
31:01200 quid's not much.
31:03There'll be more, once you come up with something.
31:12So what can you tell me?
31:15She tried to top herself a few days ago.
31:19You're kidding.
31:22Today?
31:24He's on the roster for this morning.
31:26I've just checked.
31:28I don't know how I'm going to get through this.
31:30Oh, you'll be fine.
31:33Only...
31:36I think we should keep quiet about your telling me.
31:39Yeah?
31:40Well, some people can get really funny about others knowing their business.
31:45Especially men.
31:47Yeah, maybe you're right.
31:49Well, I'm only thinking of you.
31:52I really appreciate it, miss.
32:06Josh!
32:08You're back.
32:09Hey.
32:10How'd it go?
32:12Jack!
32:13Hey.
32:14How'd it go?
32:15Oh, yeah, it went really well, yeah.
32:17Told you it wasn't so hard.
32:19Yeah, I was surprised.
32:20Seemed to be more about street wisdom than anything.
32:23At least that's what they kept saying, anyway.
32:26Well, you look great in the uniform.
32:28Yeah?
32:31You're not nervous, are you?
32:33You look a bit out of sorts.
32:35No, I'm fine.
32:43Come on.
32:45There's your clothes, right?
32:48Well, I...
32:49Sorry.
32:53And?
32:55There's your ring.
32:59I'll leave you in peace.
33:07Seems strange.
33:08Yeah.
33:10Seems strange.
33:11Yeah.
33:12I was men in fuses last time I was here, so...
33:15You'll soon get used to it.
33:32You said you could get me some Nembez.
33:34Are you for real?
33:37You'll have to pay.
34:02So, how's it going?
34:05Fine, yeah.
34:07Did I see that Crystal girl back on the wing?
34:10Crystal Gordon, yeah.
34:12She's turned out to be a revelation.
34:15How come?
34:17Well, we all thought she'd reformed.
34:20Turns out she was hiding Denny and Shell when they'd escaped.
34:23What?
34:25Doing heroin with them as well.
34:27Crystal?
34:29She's religious, isn't she?
34:32Didn't stop her getting into trouble before.
34:35And it just makes you wonder, you know,
34:38if it's all a front.
35:01Come on.
35:25Charlotte.
35:31Come on.
36:02You get out tomorrow, don't you, Joel?
36:04Can't believe him. Wait.
36:06You want 900 quid?
36:08I've got a package he needs to deliver.
36:10They'll pay it at the other end.
36:12I'm not muelling no gear out.
36:14Who said it was gear?
36:20It's got the suicide attempt,
36:22selling clothes to buy drugs, the lot.
36:25Oh.
36:27It could be a set-up.
36:29I mean, she's asleep.
36:31Anyone could have put that stuff by the bed.
36:33I want her testing for drugs.
36:35Di, can you do that?
36:37Sure, yeah.
36:39Do the others in that dorm while you're at it,
36:41and anyone else on the wing you suspect.
36:43Lord Middleton said that he was appalled
36:46and that his daughter deserved everything she got.
36:48That's nice.
36:50If he said that,
36:52he'd make a good lawyer.
36:54That's nice.
36:55If he said that,
36:57they make it up half the time, don't they?
36:59But who could have done this?
37:00There are people in here who do anything for money.
37:02You must know that better than me.
37:05Perhaps I'd do the same thing if I'd been here long enough.
37:12Know anything about this?
37:14I reckon it was that Jo woman.
37:16What Jo woman?
37:17Came in with Charlotte.
37:19She did ten days for shoplifting.
37:21She was always asking about her.
37:22Oh, and she had a camera?
37:23I don't know, but it makes sense.
37:25But how'd I get a camera?
37:27How would she?
37:29Well, I don't know that either,
37:30but it's funny how she got out yesterday
37:32and it's in the papers today.
37:54Fancy seeing you here.
37:58Look, I can explain.
38:00Yeah, you better.
38:03Denny and Cheryl turned up, right?
38:05Just like that?
38:07Yeah, just like that.
38:09I didn't know they was coming.
38:11And you just let them in?
38:13Well, I couldn't stop them.
38:15You know what Cheryl's like.
38:17And you know why they came.
38:18Cos you told Denny we was living together.
38:22So what about you doing drugs?
38:25Give me a break, Josh.
38:26What do you think?
38:27As soon as I knew they were doing it,
38:29I made them go in it.
38:31So how'd the police find out?
38:33Cheryl must have phoned them.
38:38I've been dreading you coming back.
38:41I nearly died when you saw me.
38:44You're going to leave me now, aren't you?
38:46I know it.
38:48Look, I didn't do anything, Josh.
38:50I swear.
38:57Yeah, all right.
38:59I believe you.
39:01Cos you may be crazy,
39:05but you wouldn't lie, is that it?
39:08You look a lot happier.
39:10Me and Josh have made up.
39:12Really?
39:14You said it would be fine, miss.
39:16You were right.
39:20What's that?
39:21It's a postcard.
39:23Oh, it's a postcard.
39:25It's a postcard.
39:26It's a postcard.
39:28It's a postcard.
39:30It's a postcard.
39:32It's a postcard.
39:34It's a postcard.
39:36What's that?
39:37It's a postcard from Aunty Nellie in Spain.
39:39Aunty Nellie?
39:41Having a great time.
39:43Sorry you can't be here.
39:45Love you, babe.
39:47That ain't from no Aunty Nellie.
39:48That's from Denny.
39:49Denny?
39:50She made it.
39:52She's in Spain.
39:53Yeah, right.
39:54From her bed-sitting King's Cross, more like.
39:57It's a fake, Mum.
40:06Haven't you had enough of that?
40:08You know, what we need is some publicity of our own.
40:12Have you considered making a statement?
40:14Use my celebrity status, you mean?
40:17At least you get it printed.
40:19You could clear your name.
40:21You could even get people talking about changing the system.
40:24Do you think it would work?
40:26Wouldn't do any harm, that's for sure.
40:28If I did write an article,
40:31how could I get it out of here?
40:37Josh.
40:40So, how was your first day?
40:42Yeah, great, yeah.
40:43Well, once I got going.
40:45I told you, you were born to it.
40:47We should go out for a drink to celebrate.
40:49No, I'm gonna take it steady my first week.
40:52We'll get some early nights, you know.
40:54Another time, then.
40:55Yeah, yeah, it'll be good.
40:57Josh.
40:59What?
41:00What's the matter?
41:02Nothing.
41:04Josh.
41:06You live round Acton Way, don't you?
41:08Yeah, that's right.
41:10Do you know, I go there sometimes at weekends.
41:12Line dancing.
41:14I could stop by on the way home.
41:17Yeah, well, next weekend, sort of.
41:19Well, you're not working.
41:21No, no, I'm not working, it's just...
41:23It wouldn't be disturbing anything, would it?
41:25No, no, don't be silly.
41:27So, we'll do it, then.
41:31Yeah, yeah, all right.
41:33See you.
41:39This is crazy, man.
41:40You know I don't do this rubbish.
41:42Yeah, well, it wasn't me that authorised it.
41:44Can I go now?
41:45Hang on.
41:46Sign that.
41:51Now can I go?
41:52Yeah.
41:53Will you send the next girl in?
41:56You can go in now.
42:01Is this really necessary?
42:03Just do yourself a favour, yeah?
42:06OK.
42:07Where's the loo?
42:08Behind you.
42:10Why, in front of you?
42:12You might cheat, otherwise.
42:14But this is barbaric.
42:17Look, I may as well tell you.
42:19I've taken coke in the last 24 hours.
42:22Now, do I have to go through with this?
42:25Pray tell.
42:31OK.
42:58Hey!
43:00Get this out of here.
43:01Didn't have any choice, did her?
43:04I bought some.
43:06Crouched it in this.
43:07Abracadabra, I'm clean.
43:09Jammy twat.
43:10It was humiliating.
43:11I should be here in the first place, let alone squatting in front of a screw.
43:25Come on, girl.
43:26You're going to shift it or you'll miss breakfast.
43:28I suppose you're right.
43:29Cheryl will have just got one of her dodgy mates to send this card
43:32to throw the police off the scent.
43:34Trust me.
43:35Right now, them two would both be getting smacked up in some squat.
43:41Yeah.
43:44I guess they will.
43:59Let's see.
44:02Bueno, escucha.
44:05Discovery.
44:06Discovery.
44:12Big porno star.
44:14Very wonderful.
44:16Can't take you anywhere, can I, then?
44:21No, lesbian.
44:25So, what's next then, Cheryl?
44:27Dunno.
44:30Between the sheets?
44:32Yeah.
44:33Like old prison piss-stained sheets.
44:36Or what about a slow, comfortable screw against the wall?
44:41What's in that, then?
44:42Orange juice, vodka, fennel spunk and a cherry.
44:45Oh, man.
44:46Do you know how gross that is?
44:48You dirty cat.
44:58You'll be pleased to know
45:00we are petty, authoritarian and ineffectual.
45:03Bullying is rife among officers and inmates alike
45:06and the average PO is intellectually and emotionally inadequate.
45:10That's rich.
45:11Coming from a junkie.
45:13Yeah.
45:14Well, that's the irony.
45:16Her test results are clean.
45:18The big surprise is
45:20Crystal Gordon has tested positive.
45:28Here comes one of our inadequates.
45:34Feeling pleased?
45:35If I have to be in the papers, it may as well be the truth.
45:38Well, here's a bit more truth for you.
45:40Your father resigned this morning cos of you.
45:42Just heard it on the radio.
45:44So I'm gonna have a nice chin-wag about
45:46next time your mum comes in, eh?
45:49I was hoping you'd come while they were at breakfast.
45:53What is it? What's wrong?
45:55You don't do drugs, na?
45:57You know I don't.
46:00Why, what's happened?
46:02Don't you know?
46:04I've been on the road.
46:06I've been on the road.
46:08I've been on the road.
46:10I've been on the road.
46:12I've been on the road.
46:14I've been on the road.
46:16Why, what's happened?
46:18Test you, then.
46:20You come back positive.
46:22What?
46:24This...
46:26Well, it can't be.
46:28After all you told me.
46:29It was the truth.
46:30They don't get these things wrong.
46:32Well, they must have done.
46:35I trusted you, Crystal.
46:42Josh!
46:46Josh!
46:52Disappointed in you, is he?
46:54We all are.
46:56I've never done drugs in my life.
46:58Well, Charlotte here,
47:00your MDT was negative, you'll be pleased to know.
47:02What?
47:04Bukie's as well.
47:05It's Chas and Crystal that have let the side down.
47:08Miss, I never!
47:09It's been a mistake.
47:11You'd better clean up your act,
47:13otherwise you're gonna be in here for a long time.
47:46You