アメトーーク！2024年10月17日 ネタ書いてる芸人vsネタ書いてない芸人
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00:00NETA KAITERU GEININ VS. NETA KAITENAI GEININ
00:05OTAGAI NO SHICHOU GA BAKUHATSU
00:07KINDAN NO NETA BATORU MO
00:10KING OF CONTA
00:12OTSUKARESAMADESHITA
00:14KAMEHOOOOO
00:19KONYA WA BANZAI YA KONTO DE NETA KAITERU GEININ TO
00:23NETA KAITENAI GEININ GA SHICHOU WO BUTSUKEYA
00:27KOUYU KATACHI DE NE
00:29TASHIKANI PATTOMI KAITENAI DESHO
00:32HANA WAKANNAI DESHO
00:34HONTOU NI KAITENAI TO NANNAN KOTO NAI
00:36KAITENAI DE NAKUTE KAKENAI
00:39HONKI AKARA IKERU
00:41HONKI AKARA IKERU
00:43KAITENAI GAWA NO KUROU GA ARUN DESHO KOTCHI WA
00:47WAREWAREWAREWAREWARE
00:49NANI NANI NANI NANI
00:51LEADER LEADER
00:54KAITENAI GAWA NO KUROU GA ARUN DESHO
00:56DAKE DE MINNAN KOTCHI WA MECHI MUKATSUITEMASU
00:58MUKATSUITEMASU SONO DE MUKATSUITEMASU
01:00SONO DE MUKATSUITEMASU
01:02GATAKATA URUSENDA OMAERU
01:10CHICCHANPONI NE GOKUAKUJOU WO MITEKITEKARA
01:13DAKARA KUCHO GA KOWARU
01:18SAYAKAWA TAKAISHI GA KAITENAI DESHO NE
01:22ZENZEN HYAKUZERO DESU KEDO SORE WA
01:25HYAKUZERO TO YU YORI WA NANKA
01:27FUTARI DE KOUCHIKU SHITE
01:29SAISHUU TEKI NI POWER BALANCE FIFTY-FIFTY
01:31MITAI NA KANJI KANA TO ORE WA KATTE NI OMOTTA
01:34NETA MITETARA ANO KAKEAI
01:36KORE GOBU-GOBU DE TSUKUTEN CHAUKA TE IRO GA
01:39BOKU GA ZENBU TSUKUTERUN DESUYO
01:41SUGONAI SA
01:43JIBUN DE WA IU KOTO JA NAI NYA KEDO
01:46SORE DE SUGOIN YAROU KEDO NE
01:49NANDO WA NISHIDA GA KOTCHII
01:52KANJI DE
01:54HYAKUZERO DESU
01:57DEMO NISHIDA SHOUSETSU KAITARITARA
02:00SHOUSETSU KAKERU MONJA NAIYO
02:03NETA KAKANAI NONI SHOUSETSU KAKU YATSU
02:06KAKERUN JA NAI NO
02:09DAKARA NETA MO KAKERUN JA NAI NO
02:11JUNBUNGAKU
02:13NO HUMOR
02:16KONTON
02:19KONTON WA
02:21NIPPONO SHACHOU MO
02:23KORE GA HOUSOU SARERU KORO
02:25KING OF KONTO NO OUJA GA KIMATTERU KARA
02:29FUTAKUMI DOCHIKA GA NATTERU KANOSE GA ARUN DESU
02:33BOKU NO KYARAKUTARU GA YOKATTA KARA YUUSHO DEKITAN DESUYO
02:36IYA CHIGAU NA
02:38CHIGAU NA
02:40MAZU MINASAN ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
02:43OMEGATO OMEGATO
02:45OMEGATO OMEGATO
02:47KERO MO ARU KEDO DAIHON GA YOKATTA KARA KANA
02:49KADA KONO KIKAKU CHOTTO SHOUJIKI YARITAKU NAKUTE
02:52BOKU JIMOTO NO TOMADACHI NI BOKU GA KAITERU TTE KEKKO USO TSUICHATTERU
02:57MIE HARUNAYO
02:59KANTO TSUKENI IIKARA SORE WA
03:01SHOUJIKIDE
03:03KETSU MO DEMO CHIGAU DE YUUSHO SHITERU KA WAKARANTA
03:06ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
03:10MASAKA KOTON NO SAIGO SETTEI NISHIMURA GA ANNA KAMU TO OMOWAEN KARA
03:16NONO DECHIGACHI DE FUKITSU NA YOGEN SUNDA
03:21MITERAREN DA NAMAHOUSOU
03:23YADAN GA FUSHOJI DE DEREHEN TO WAN
03:25SORE GA KAKERU
03:27NANMO YATTEHEN YO
03:29YADAN GA YUUSHO SHITERU KA WAKARANTA
03:31GOTO WA NETA WA DOU NANDO?
03:34UCHI MEZURASHII NDESUKEO FUTARI DE SEINO DE TSUKURUN DESUYO
03:39DA KARA BOKU GA SETTEI TOKA BAAA TTE AGETAI IWAO ga ZUUUUUTTO KOETTEYON DESUYO
03:44HONNA HONNA HONNA HONNA DA IUTTE HIKKAKARU YATSU ATTARA
03:48HONNO HONNA HONNA HONNA DA IUTTE HIKKAKARU YATSU ATTARA
03:54FUTARI GAA ONAJI REBELU YAKARA DEKIRU TOITARA
04:02BOKU MO SORE YATTA KOTO ARUNSU KEDO
04:04HACHI JIKAN GURA HIKKAKARANAKATTARU
04:06It's been a while since we've done this.
04:08This is the second time we're doing this.
04:10We've done this in the past.
04:12Yes, about 3 or 4 years ago.
04:14At that time,
04:16Miyasako-san's...
04:18At that time...
04:20It was in the middle of the fire.
04:22Everyone was only concerned
04:24about whether it was on camera or not.
04:26That conversation.
04:28Everyone was only concerned
04:30about whether it was on camera or not.
04:32Everyone was only concerned
04:34about whether it was on camera or not.
04:36It's better now.
04:47I usually make mistakes when I'm reporting something.
04:53As for me,
04:55other 4 members should listen.
04:59He didn't tell me
05:01what to do at the end of the show.
05:04What kind of joke should we do?
05:06If it's a joke that you're used to doing, that's fine.
05:09But if it's a joke that you did 30 minutes ago,
05:13and you're like, I'm going to do this today,
05:15and you can't remember it.
05:17It's nothing like that.
05:18There's no lines.
05:2030 minutes is enough.
05:23I say this a lot,
05:25but there are jokes that you've done hundreds of times,
05:27and you've done them in business,
05:29and they're all wrong.
05:31Why?
05:33That's what I want to say.
05:35Tsujikun, you said earlier,
05:37what if it was your lines?
05:39Our lines are about level 1.
05:42So the waiting time is really long.
05:44It's not waiting time!
05:46It's waiting time.
05:48It's not waiting time!
05:50It's working time!
05:52We're not waiting.
05:54We're waiting, so it's different.
05:56We're waiting, and then we say one word.
05:59And then there's another waiting time.
06:01But during that time, there's nothing to do.
06:03That's true.
06:05We have time to talk.
06:07We make facial expressions.
06:10There's nothing to do.
06:12And then...
06:14Look at him.
06:16Everyone's saying that.
06:18I want to protect him.
06:20I'm just saying my lines and waiting.
06:22No, it's a miracle that you won.
06:24There was someone waiting.
06:26Why are we losing to him?
06:29I don't get it.
06:31No, no.
06:33There was a waiting time,
06:35but even after that,
06:37we were still talking.
06:39We were done practicing,
06:41so we were thinking about what to do.
06:43And then we saw a cute girl.
06:45What?
06:47That's the worst.
06:49And then we realized it was over.
06:51It was over?
06:53And then we got hit.
06:55We can't do anything.
06:57I forgot.
06:59When Iguchi-san was writing the story,
07:01did you write down the time you were free?
07:05I don't know.
07:07If you're an entertainer, you'd know.
07:09I don't know.
07:11Did you write down the time you were free?
07:13No, I didn't.
07:15I didn't write down the time I was free.
07:17You didn't write down the time you were free?
07:19You didn't write down the time you were free?
07:21I wrote it all down.
07:23You didn't have to write it down.
07:25I don't know.
07:27The writers often say,
07:29I'm just a reader,
07:31a receiver,
07:33a simple job,
07:35a reader who reads the script.
07:37That's what they say.
07:39But I wasn't able to do that.
07:41You weren't able to do that?
07:43That's what a person who has a high level of ability
07:45as a player like Takuga-san or Saobe-san
07:47would say.
07:49I just stood there and watched the girl.
07:51I wasn't able to do that.
07:53I wasn't able to do that.
07:55So I don't need to do the storybook.
07:57I don't need to do the storybook.
07:59I didn't wait.
08:01You made it too obvious.
08:03You didn't wait.
08:05It's confusing.
08:07It says I'm not sure if I should talk to her.
08:09It says I'm not sure if I should talk to her.
08:11Normally, I'd be like this.
08:13Today, I'm going to be like this.
08:15Today, I'm going to be like this.
08:17It's confusing.
08:19It's confusing.
08:21It's comical.
08:23I'm from the world.
08:25It's not the world.
08:27How about a new topic?
08:29A new topic.
08:31Sometimes,
08:33he gives me a script
08:353 hours before the show.
08:37From my point of view,
08:39I have to memorize it in 3 hours.
08:41You have a lot to do.
08:43If you're going to be arrogant, write it quickly.
08:45I want to write a good story
08:47until the last minute.
08:49You have to memorize it in advance.
08:51If you don't memorize it in advance,
08:53it's the worst.
08:55If you don't memorize it,
08:57you can't read it.
08:59I hate it the most.
09:01When I was writing a story,
09:03I saw a script.
09:05I thought he was motivated.
09:07But when I looked at it,
09:09it said,
09:11it's cool in the summer.
09:13I thought he was writing a novel.
09:15It's a novel.
09:17It's a novel.
09:19It's a novel.
09:21It's a novel.
09:23I'm a dancer.
09:25I'm always looking at the mirror.
09:27I have nothing to do.
09:29I have nothing to do.
09:31It's the slowest.
09:33It's the slowest.
09:35He says it
09:37when he's screaming.
09:39He says it
09:41when he's screaming.
09:43Is that so?
09:45He is
09:47the smallest person
09:49in the world.
09:51He's this big.
09:53He's waiting in the stage.
09:55Ninjima is
09:57like this.
09:59And the combination
10:01breaks up.
10:03Then he stands up and
10:07says,
10:09Do you change your license?
10:11Do you change your license?
10:13I
10:43Mean
10:57What was this
11:13I thought
11:43I
12:13I
12:43I'm a little upset about Kyon's voice.
12:46He came up to me and said,
12:49Let's try it once.
12:50That's what he said.
12:51No, no, no, no, no.
12:52I'm already in the script.
12:54No, no, no.
12:55I'm already in the script.
12:57What are you doing?
12:58I'm doing it for you.
13:00You're saying, let's do it together.
13:02You're saying it gently.
13:04I'm trying to make you feel like you're writing.
13:06I'm not trying to make you feel like you're writing,
13:08but I want to give you the best performance.
13:10I'm just being careful.
13:13I'm sure you've decided on it.
13:16So you can't go out, can you?
13:18In your free time.
13:20Not really.
13:22Not at all.
13:24Not at all.
13:26I don't know.
13:28I wanted to ride it, but I couldn't.
13:30Most of the people who don't write jokes don't exist.
13:32No.
13:34That's true.
13:36Don't you think the people who write jokes are really unkind?
13:40No.
13:42You should have told me earlier.
13:44I'm not kind.
13:46No, I'm scared.
13:48I'm not scared.
13:50I'm not scared.
13:52What are you afraid of?
13:54Stop being silent.
13:56You stand there and say it.
13:58You stand there and say it.
14:00You stand here and say it.
14:02You stand here and say it.
14:04The people who don't write jokes don't feel the need to.
14:08They don't feel the need to.
14:10Why not?
14:12Wait.
14:14You stand there without a reason?
14:16The people who give me a joke a few hours ago or 10 minutes ago don't feel the need to.
14:20You just said that.
14:22Right?
14:24You can just do it as soon as possible.
14:26That's what you said.
14:28They don't feel the need to.
14:30What do you mean?
14:32There's nothing to say.
14:34You've been doing this for a while.
14:36You've been doing this for a while.
14:38You've been doing this for a while.
14:40Seriously.
14:42That's important.
14:44That's important.
14:46I've decided.
14:48I've decided.
14:50I've decided.
14:52I've decided what to do.
14:54I've decided.
14:56I've decided.
14:58I've decided.
15:00I've decided.
15:02I've decided.
15:04I've decided.
15:06I've decided.
15:08I've decided.
15:10I've decided.
15:12I've decided.
15:14I've decided.
15:16I've decided.
15:18I've decided.
15:20I've decided.
15:22I've decided.
15:24I've decided.
15:26Why are you using your name?
15:28That's a rule coming from here.
15:30That's a rule coming from here.
15:32That's a rule coming from here.
15:34Just like Kajiro.
15:36Just like Kajiro.
15:38That's why I used my name.
15:40That's why I used my name.
15:42That's why I used my name.
15:44Be careful, please.
15:46Have you already decided?
15:48Be careful, please.
15:50There's a big event in Ninjima.
15:52There's a big event in Ninjima.
15:54I'm the type of person who does a lot of serious stuff.
15:58I thought, I'm not going to get any customers.
16:03I think I'm more visible because I'm too into it.
16:08I told my juniors about that.
16:11I see.
16:12Just a little bit.
16:13And my juniors listened to that.
16:16They understood.
16:17I've been saying things that I'm proud of for a long time.
16:21When we were drinking together after a long time, I was so angry.
16:27I was so angry that my eyes were triangular.
16:30I was so angry that I was really angry.
16:34I was afraid of that, so I was careful.
16:36You were very angry.
16:38I'm as proud as a piece of shit on a daily basis.
16:41I'm not like that.
16:46There is no pride in shit.
16:49I'm as proud as a piece of shit on a daily basis.
16:55I'm not like that.
16:57I've been afraid of that for a long time.
17:01I think Ishii can do a lot of things.
17:06That's why I don't like it.
17:09I think it's hard.
17:10I've said that.
17:12I don't like Ishii.
17:16I don't like Ishii.
17:19But there's one thing that's right.
17:22You should stop showing off at NGK.
17:28You should stop at M-1.
17:32I'm looking forward to the second one.
17:34I'm looking forward to the second one.
17:36Because I won.
17:38That's because Ishii can do it.
17:42I see.
17:44There are people who say they don't dare to draw.
17:48I see.
17:50There are people who say they don't dare to draw.
17:52I don't dare to draw.
17:54I don't dare to draw.
17:56I'm doing it.
17:58I'm doing it.
18:00I'm doing it.
18:02Why do you keep saying that?
18:04Why do you keep saying that?
18:10I'm writing a novel and writing an essay.
18:14I'm doing it.
18:16if you do your best, you might be able to write a good story.
18:20But you uploaded the one you finished in February last week.
18:24That's a long time.
18:25It's fine if you submit it right away, but you posted the one you finished in February in September.
18:30That's a long time.
18:31Are you sure it's not too late to publish something like that?
18:34You should've been better at writing.
18:36You should have been better at writing.
18:37I'm fine.
18:38Give me some tea.
18:39You're the one who wants some tea.
18:40You're the one who wants some tea.
18:42I'm not drinking now.
18:43I know.
18:44Why don't you drink?
18:45It's like a commercial.
18:47I really don't want you guys to make it sound like you're going to write it.
18:51Kyon is like that too.
18:54I thought so too.
18:56For example, when I have an interview with a magazine or a TV show,
18:59they ask me which of my stories are written.
19:02Before I answer, Kyon always says,
19:05well, basically, it's Nishimura.
19:10And in my head, it's basically...
19:14So we formed a team,
19:16and for the first three years,
19:19we made it together.
19:21That's how we made Footballer.
19:25And my joke was...
19:27I'm sorry, but it wasn't funny at all.
19:30It takes time.
19:32It takes time.
19:34I admit that.
19:35I thought Nishimura's joke was funny,
19:37so I decided to leave it to him.
19:39I think his third year of pride is connected to his words.
19:43So you're telling the locals in your third year, right?
19:46Is that so?
19:50I'm getting embarrassed.
19:54If you ask me in an interview,
19:57which of my stories are written,
19:59I say I don't want to write them.
20:01You don't want to write them?
20:03It's not that I don't want to write them,
20:05but I can't write them.
20:07I have to leave it to my partner.
20:09That's my stance.
20:11I don't want to write them.
20:13Your stance is wrong.
20:15I can't write them.
20:17I don't say it clearly.
20:19He's a stone.
20:21A troublesome stone.
20:23Troublesome?
20:27He said he can do it.
20:29I don't write jokes at all.
20:31I'm 10-0.
20:33Tsuji, you said it's not 10-0,
20:35but 0 and 9.
20:37I want someone to consult with.
20:39But I can't do that.
20:41So I consulted with Biscuit Brother's Kin-chan,
20:43and it's 9-1.
20:45Kin-chan is number one.
20:47Kin-chan is number one.
20:49So I told Kin-chan,
20:51the new story is going to be funny,
20:53and he said, no, that's not true.
20:55That's when I died.
20:57From Kin-chan?
20:59Kin-chan is fine,
21:01but Tomizu's Ken-san said
21:03the new story is going to be funny,
21:05and I thought it's worse than Ken-san's.
21:07I told Ken-san first.
21:09That's the order.
21:11I thought it was too far behind.
21:13For example,
21:15while you're doing it,
21:17you think this is better,
21:19and we suggest it,
21:21and you think that direction is good,
21:23and if you accept it,
21:25you can write a little.
21:27That's wrong.
21:29I want to do this.
21:31That's not it.
21:33Maybe the five of you
21:35think there's a way here,
21:37or what's going on here,
21:39and think of it like a big invention,
21:41and say it to us happily,
21:43but we've already gone through it.
21:45It's the first round.
21:47It's the first round.
21:49So the time to explain it
21:51is really useless.
21:53It's hard.
21:55After the story is over,
21:57I think it's better to do this.
21:59It's all wrong,
22:01so it's okay.
22:03You're denying it.
22:05It's not like that.
22:07It's not like that.
22:09You're denying it,
22:11but if you think of it,
22:13you can say it.
22:15I want to say it,
22:17and I've already thought about it,
22:19so it's better.
22:21You can say it with those words,
22:23but when you say it,
22:25you can't say it.
22:27You really don't want to do it.
22:29You've already thought about it.
22:31I see.
22:33I don't have a story,
22:35but I want to think about it together.
22:37Especially when I think about it,
22:39I say,
22:41I think about it,
22:43but they say,
22:45don't think about it.
22:47Don't think about it.
22:49Don't think about it.
22:51Don't think about it.
22:53Don't think about it.
22:55Don't think about it.
22:57Don't think about it.
22:59Don't think about it.
23:01Don't think about it.
23:03Don't think about it.
23:05When I gave him a story,
23:07he didn't laugh.
23:09He was like,
23:11okay, let's do it.
23:13I told him to react.
23:15I told him to laugh.
23:17Then he laughed out loud.
23:19He said,
23:21That's wrong.
23:23I don't know,
23:25but I told him to laugh out loud.
23:27Stop laughing out loud.
23:29When I gave him a story,
23:31did he say thank you?
23:33He said,
23:35you're a good boy.
23:39I'm jealous.
23:41How about you, Saaya?
23:43I gave him a new story,
23:45and he said okay.
23:47When I didn't remember the script,
23:49he said,
23:51that's it.
23:53He said that in two words.
23:55He doesn't have much output,
23:57so he's fat in words.
23:59No way.
24:01I don't believe it.
24:03You're saying it all the time.
24:05You're saying it all the time.
24:07That's why he's so thin.
24:09He's on a diet.
24:11I always say thank you.
24:13That's important.
24:15There's a duo that often fights.
24:17Like Nagareboshi.
24:19You don't have to say the name of the duo.
24:21You don't have to say the name of the duo.
24:23You don't have to say the name of the duo.
24:25Takeue often gets angry
24:27when he writes a story
24:29and doesn't say thank you.
24:31He always gets angry
24:33when I say thank you,
24:35but I always say thank you
24:37because we've been together for 30 years.
24:39It's embarrassing,
24:41but I say thank you
24:43and smile when I read it.
24:45I don't need to say thank you,
24:47so I think he should remember it.
24:49That's a good idea.
24:51That's a good idea.
24:53I'm not a story writer,
24:55but when I first became an actor,
24:57I had a lot of ideas
24:59about what kind of actor I wanted to be.
25:01I had a lot of ideas about what kind of actor I wanted to be.
25:03I just took the ideas
25:05from the story writer
25:07and I'm determined to do it.
25:09So I want him to say thank you
25:11when he doesn't have a self-portrait.
25:13What?
25:15Do you want him to say thank you
25:17because he is a story writer?
25:19I want him to say thank you
25:21when he doesn't have a self-portrait.
25:23You are Chinese!
25:25What are you talking about?
25:27I'm Chinese.
25:29So,
25:31when you guys became actors,
25:33you had an idea
25:35about what kind of actor you wanted to be.
25:37You took that idea
25:39and you put it together
25:41and you have a self-portrait.
25:43I want you to thank him.
25:45I want him to say thank you
25:47because he has a self-portrait.
25:49That's not a good idea.
25:51That's the last piece!
25:53That's the last piece!
25:55If he says thank you
25:57to us,
25:59his self-portrait will disappear.
26:01That's the last piece!
26:03That's the last piece!
26:05If he says thank you
26:07to us,
26:09his self-portrait will disappear.
26:11That's the last piece!
26:13That's the last piece!
26:15That's the last piece!
26:17That's the last piece!
26:19What about you, Ishii?
26:23You don't say thank you every time.
26:25No, I don't.
26:27I don't say thank you every time.
26:29Why do you say thank you
26:31like you say it sometimes?
26:33Basically,
26:35I don't say thank you.
26:37You said zero!
26:39That's basically no thank you.
26:41You're not happy with Ketsu, are you?
26:43I'm not happy with Ketsu, are you?
26:45Who do you mean?
26:47Who do you mean?
26:49I was pranked by Kyojin Shishou
26:51I was pranked by Kyojin Shishou
26:53Who is the prank now?
26:55Who is the prank now?
26:57What happened?
26:59What happened?
27:01Ketsu
27:02Ketsu
27:03I had to prank Kyojin Shishou.
27:05Yes, we were invited to the Hanshin Kyojin Show's Manzai Live.
27:10The Kyojin Show had time to sing their own songs.
27:15So they said, go now, go now.
27:18I was tricked into singing with the Kyojin Show.
27:24Isn't that dangerous?
27:26Why is that dangerous?
27:28What kind of story is that?
27:31It's not a story.
27:33Suddenly the road is gone.
27:35They didn't write a story.
27:37They were told to do it.
27:39I don't want them to do a prank.
27:41I want people who haven't written a story to be burdened.
27:44That's what I said.
27:46All of them.
27:48Kyon is a front man.
27:51Of course.
27:52Nishida and Shippetsu are all front men.
27:56I wrote a story and talked a lot.
28:00When we were in a duo, I did a prank.
28:03Isn't it hard to watch?
28:06What kind of person is that?
28:08I said, do it properly.
28:10He said, I'm watching.
28:15What kind of person is that?
28:17There's no difference.
28:18There's no difference.
28:20It's you.
28:25The people who haven't written a story are actually working hard and contributing.
28:31It's really fast to talk.
28:34For example, when I went to the countryside,
28:37there were elderly people and children.
28:40If it's too fast, it's no good.
28:43When I talk, I leave it for a night and talk slowly.
28:48I play the role of a pacemaker that slows down the pace.
28:53It's important.
28:55It's important.
28:57Eguchi, are you listening?
28:59I asked everyone, but they said no.
29:02There's no pacemaker.
29:04He doesn't realize it, but he keeps running.
29:07He said he was taking a break, but he's actually looking at it.
29:12He's looking at the customer's condition and letting him brake.
29:16But he thinks he's gone too far.
29:19If you leave it for a night.
29:21You don't have to leave it for a night.
29:23I'm going to put in a follow.
29:25I'm going to hit my line at the last minute.
29:29I'm going to slow down the pace and tell everyone.
29:34Are you listening?
29:36I'm listening.
29:38I'm listening.
29:40I think everyone should be angry.
29:44Are you a pacemaker?
29:46Thank you very much.
29:48You haven't made any progress yet.
29:50You haven't made any progress yet.
29:52It's not a pacemaker.
29:54It's amazing.
29:58Ishii, do you have anything to contribute?
30:00People who don't have data can train their physical strength.
30:05I'm training my physical strength.
30:07I'm training my physical strength.
30:13I'm doing a movement event.
30:16I don't talk for 60 minutes.
30:18I just move.
30:201 hour?
30:22I do an event with 6 people just by moving.
30:26It's like a little touch.
30:29You've been talking a lot.
30:31What?
30:33You've been talking a lot.
30:35You've been talking a lot.
30:37You've been talking a lot.
30:39It's amazing.
30:41It's amazing.
30:43It's amazing.
30:45It's amazing.
30:47It's amazing.
30:49This is good.
30:51This will definitely make you more excited when you go to a business meeting.
30:55You're not moving like that?
30:59You're not moving like that?
31:01You should do it like Ishii.
31:03You should do it like Ishii.
31:05You can do it like Ishii.
31:07What's wrong with you?
31:09You can do it like Ishii.
31:11You can do it like Ishii.
31:13You can do it like Ishii.
31:15What's wrong with you?
31:17What's wrong with you?
31:19I can't think of anything.
31:21I can't think of anything.
31:23It's good.
31:25That's why he won the Kansai Singing Contest.
31:28That's amazing.
31:30I forgot my CD at the dance competition.
31:34I brought my CD with me.
31:36I brought my CD with me.
31:38It was a commercial song.
31:40It was a commercial song.
31:42I was the one who came up with the package.
31:45I set up a dance group that forgot their CDs.
31:49I set up a dance group that forgot their CDs.
31:53Just thinking about the dancing part,
31:57I'm not a comedian who doesn't write jokes, I'm a dancer who doesn't write jokes.
32:02In general, I'm a dancer who doesn't write jokes.
32:05But it's good. From my point of view, it's good.
32:08That's a completely different story.
32:11That's what I want to ask.
32:13What does the pacemaker story mean?
32:16It's a story about technology.
32:18I also do camping.
32:20Camping?
32:21I haven't done anything.
32:22I have time recently, so I made camping goods.
32:26I made a T-shirt.
32:28My wife and I work together.
32:31We talk a lot.
32:33It has nothing to do with me.
32:37Why do people who don't write jokes go camping?
32:43Don't run away.
32:44Your pressure is great, so don't run away to the mountains.
32:47Don't run away.
32:48Don't run away.
32:49Don't run away.
32:51Seriously.
32:55Do you have any goods?
32:56I brought it.
32:57I have it.
32:58What is it?
32:59Isn't it a number?
33:02I don't have it.
33:04What's wrong?
33:05I forgot.
33:06I forgot.
33:07I forgot.
33:08I can't do anything.
33:09Really?
33:10You're lying.
33:11You're lying.
33:12I have a bag.
33:13I have a bag.
33:14I have a bag.
33:15I have a bag.
33:16What is this?
33:17This is a mobile battery.
33:20This is a job question.
33:22It's not a question.
33:23What's wrong?
33:24What's wrong?
33:25I brought it from home.
33:27It's not a bag.
33:28You forgot it at home.
33:29I can't go camping.
33:30You can't go camping.
33:31You can't go camping.
33:32You can go camping.
33:33You can go camping.
33:34How about you, Nishida?
33:35You don't write jokes, but you do this.
33:37I write all the jokes for the solo live.
33:41I'm doing all the live composition with my partner, Toma.
33:47There are two very harsh scenes in this solo live.
33:54One is a foreign location.
33:57I go to Egypt alone.
33:59I'm told that there is no such thing in Egypt.
34:06I'm alone in Egypt.
34:08I don't know the language.
34:10It's the time of Ramadan in Islam.
34:13Everyone doesn't eat or drink.
34:16It's a time when you should never go camping.
34:22I'm aware of that.
34:23The other one is when I exchange contacts with fans waiting outside.
34:29I'm invited to dinner.
34:31I'm told to go to the hotel.
34:35When we go to the hotel, my partner is in the hotel room.
34:40That's interesting.
34:43These two scenes were part of the plan.
34:45I've never complained about the prank.
34:50I accept everything.
34:52I want you to appreciate that.
34:54Nishida is good.
34:56My partner knows that my girlfriend is coming to see the prank.
35:02But she still does it.
35:05Her family is coming to see the Osaka performance.
35:10After watching the prank, I was invited to dinner.
35:17I know that, but I still do it.
35:22When I said hello to my partner, my girlfriend and her family came.
35:26I said, thank you for your hard work.
35:28My girlfriend looked at me and said,
35:30Do you want to go to a love camp instead of a dinner party?
35:36I want you to appreciate that.
35:40How about you, Kyon?
35:42I was thinking about what kind of prank Nishimura would do.
35:49R-1 is also in the semi-final.
35:52You want to exchange contacts with Nishimura, right?
35:54Don't say that.
35:56Don't say that.
35:58Kyon is good, too.
36:03I haven't seen that in a long time.
36:12Kyon writes his own jokes.
36:14He writes his own jokes.
36:16He writes his own jokes.
36:18He writes his own jokes.
36:20He writes his own jokes.
36:22No jokes.
36:25That's so good of you!
36:27But you made one every day.
36:30Yeah, I did.
36:33That's too bad.
36:34But why don't you do that again?
36:36Because I can't remember the words.
36:41Can you do it while looking like this?
36:45Can I?
36:47Yes, go ahead.
36:49Shoten-gai tanoshii na yaoya yaoya yaoya yaoya vegetable road
36:55Omoshiroi to wa itte nai desu yo ne?
36:59Shikyou shikyou
37:01Omoshiroi to wa itte nai desu yo ne?
37:03Omoshiroi to wa itte nai desu yo ne?
37:05Hoken ga hae desu yo ne?
37:07Shisei world to wa itte nai desu yo ne?
37:11Tetsu wa?
37:13Mi no mawari no koto wa zenbu yatteru to iu ka
37:17Sore ga kurashi nan desu ka?
37:19Ore no?
37:21Aikata no Tsuji-san no
37:23Tatoeba konto no dougu toka isho o zenbu kani shite
37:28Sentaku mo shite
37:30Motte kuru shi
37:32Asa yowai kara
37:33Mai asa morning call shite
37:35Okiteru ka? mitai na
37:37Okaasan mitai koto zutto yatteru desu yo
37:41Otagai okiteru ka stampu de kaknin shite
37:46Saki okita de arou hou ga
37:48Otagai desu yo
37:50Sore wa ima no hanashi yo
37:51Mukashi wa chigau
37:57Kodougu mo boku zenbu tsukutete
38:00Mochihakomi mo zenbu yatteru desu kedo
38:03Kyounen no King of Kondo mae ni
38:06Fukuoka de King of Kondo kessho no neta o tamesu
38:09Boku ga motte itte
38:11Hikouki norou to omottara
38:14Chotto nakami mite ii desu ka?
38:16Son toki neta ga
38:18Kyounen ippon me ni yatta
38:20Juu toka, naifu toka, bakudan toka
38:22Shottokan ga haitteru yatsu de
38:24Kaba agetara
38:25Oi yabai yatsu shoumen kara kiyottanda
38:29Omocha desu Yoshimoto kougyou desu
38:31Boku ga yuttan desu
38:32Yutte
38:33Kuukou kensatsu no kata kitemorimasu
38:36Omocha desu daijoubu desu
38:38Ikette
38:40Higaeri higaeri de
38:42Fukuoka kara Tokyo ni modoru
38:44Keisatsu no hito no kyoka ga iru desu kedo
38:47Kyou mo keisatsu kaettan de
38:49Fukuoka ni ippaku shite kudasai
38:53Sore dake de
38:54Sonna omoi shiten ne ore
39:00Keisatsu desu yo
39:06Taisho ga chigau
39:09Neta kaite nai on-air battle
39:14On-air battle
39:15Neta kaite nai geni no minasan ni
39:17Kyou no tame ni desu ne
39:18Shin neta wo kaite kiriboratte masu
39:23Tadashi desu ne
39:24On-air sareru no wa
39:26Oboshirokatta joui hitokubi nobi
39:31Hitokubi dake?
39:33Tsukurimashita yo ne
39:36Igaito fude ga susumimashita ne
39:41Atatakaku mo kibishiku shinsaseru no wa
39:43Hachijou nin no okyakusa
39:46Kijou wa tada itten
39:47Nippon zenkoku ni kono warai wo todoketai kainaka
39:51Honte to onajiku
39:52Netamise go no kekka happyou wo saki ni on-air
39:56Mazu wa
39:57WESTLAND
39:59Saa sore dewa onegaishimasu
40:01Hai
40:0568 kilo battle
40:09Kore ga ooi no ka?
40:10Wakanai
40:11Wakanai
40:12Wakanai
40:15Sayaka
40:16Imasu
40:17Omosu soudana
40:21388 kilo battle
40:25Aratame de iu toita hou ga ii desu yo
40:27WESTLAND
40:28Hiko
40:30Hazukashii na
40:32Saiyaku ya
40:36Kore wa chotto
40:38Saiyaku ya
40:39Saiyaku natta
40:40Saa suite narando
40:42Narando onegaishimasu
40:43Ichi?
40:44Ichi?
40:45Ii yo zenzen
40:47Zero
40:49Zero kilo battle
40:50Zero kilo battle
40:51Zero nanka aru no?
40:52Kore ga bagetsu
40:53Tada no bagetsu
40:54Hontou haitte nain da
40:55Ooya sarenai nda
40:56Sarenai
40:57Yokatta
41:00Koton ikimasu ka?
41:01Koton ga dochika dakara
41:03Dozo
41:04Hai hanasu
41:05Ike
41:0839 kilo battle
41:10Ketto haitte nain da
41:11Osso
41:12Sayakai sugo katte nain da
41:14Amai
41:15Sugoi wa
41:16Nippon no shacho
41:19388
41:20Koeru na
41:21Koeru na
41:22Koeru na
41:23Koeru na
41:24Doza
41:25Doza
41:30Kilo battle
41:32Torezu tora
41:33Yuushou wa
41:34Sayakaze
41:38Iya Ishido yo
41:39Iya arigatou gozaimasu
41:40Shotto korekara
41:41Chotto jikan motashite moraimasu
41:46Ame Talk Club
41:48Zenkai no neta kaitenai genin wo hojimete
41:51Kako saki ga nihonodai
41:53Kyou kara 2011 neta kaitenai hou genin
41:57Gakkou jidai no tomodachi to konbi genin mo tsuita
42:00Honjitsu no minagashi haishin wa machiran
42:03Club de wa senshin no ha-sao
42:05Shuuroku go no fakekashi beya wa kono futai
42:08Original saki
42:09Muketsudai hole genin
42:11Wakate genin riyaru chousan
42:14Showresu yosou derby
42:17Love hotel genin
42:20Einstein kawaii genin
42:22Erobange summit
42:24Tonikaku obakande
42:25Raigetsu wa next jukujou genin
42:28Sarani saikin kaisan shita genin mo haishin
42:31Kongetsu no P-Radio wa Torosawa
42:34Ame Talk Club de kensaku
42:39Tanoshimi desu
42:41Daifon mita desu kedo
42:43Sonna koto wa nai ka ne
42:45Tanoshiku natteru to omou
42:47Domo
42:51Sayakaze
42:52Onegaishimasu
42:54Chotto yabba ugokun ga suki de ne
42:57Chotto yabba demo
42:58Zutto yuute dakara ne
42:59Chitchai toki tte sa
43:00Minna asobi de ugoitari shiteta ya
43:02Shiteta
43:03Onigokko shitari toka sa
43:04Hitashimi chotto kyo yaritakute
43:06Chotto issho ni yattemoratte ii
43:07Nani wo yanno?
43:08Daruma-san ga koronda
43:09Daruma-san ga koronda?
43:10Wakatta
43:11Are chotto issho ni yattemoratte
43:12Ja oni yatte
43:13Ore ga oni?
43:14Kore kazoeru hon ne?
43:15Hai
43:17Chotto sugoi tanoshimi ya wa
43:18Chotto sugoi tanoshimi ya wa
43:24Sei no
43:25Daruma-san ga koronda
43:32Chotto chotto
43:33Mecha mecha ugoiteru ya
43:35Chotto chotto
43:36Mecha mecha ugoiteru ya
43:37Chotto chotto Daruma-san ga koronda
43:38Mitara tomorana akan ne
43:40Sonna ugoiteru no?
43:42Chotto ugoiteta to jikaku mo nai wa
43:43Tenshin agarisugite
43:44Chotto
43:46Tanoshisugite
43:47Ugoitemo te datte
43:48Sore wa akan no ka?
43:49Tomarana akan no ka?
43:50Daruma-san ga koronda
43:51Furimuita tomaran to
43:52Tomarun ya
43:53Rule daijoubu
43:56Sei no
43:57Daruma-san ga koronda
44:04Daruma-san ga koronda
44:07Chikazuite konai
44:09Chikazuite konai
44:11Rule wakatteru?
44:13Konna muzukatta ki
44:14Tomaru dake ja wakaran
44:15Chikazuite kite
44:17Naruhodo
44:19Chotto seiri sashite
44:22Kore gurai mo au to?
44:24Dore gurai?
44:26Kore gurai ugoitemo au to ka mo au to?
44:29Yureteru gurai wa daijoubu
44:30Sore wa daijoubu
44:31Ah ok ok
44:32Gome saigo moukai arashite ja
44:33Moukai
44:36Kite kurete
44:39Sei no
44:40Daruma-san ga koronda
44:46Amataiken gurai ugoiteru
44:49Amataiken mitai ni ugoiteru
44:52Ooi
44:58Sotto koi omae nani yatten ne
44:59Kiteru kiteru
45:03Zensen dekitehen yanke
45:04Sukkoi tanoshikatta
45:05Tanoshikattan yatta
45:06Ei wa
45:07Mou ei wa
45:08Domo arigatou gozaimasu
45:13Nani ga omoron desu ka ima?
45:16Kore yattane
45:17Ya demo hannou mo
45:18Meccha uketa
45:20Ippatsume no daruma-san ga koronda de
45:22Ishii zutto ugoiteru hazu yattan desu yo
45:25Koitsu saisho tomatteta desu
45:26Chanto
45:27Ugokana to omotte
45:28Ugoki hajimete
45:29Koitsu jibun no neta tomatteru desu
45:35Jibun no yatsu mo tomatteru desu
45:36Are ga neta yattan denai no?
45:37Are ga neta yattan denai desu
45:39Motto nereta denai ka toka
45:42Tempo mo waru ka desu
45:44Tempo kuso mo ne wa ano neta ni
45:46Ii keiken ni
45:47Ato yappa
45:48Maekara arimasu
45:49Aru kedo
45:51Neta konna ga kaite mo
45:53Konna arigatan ya
45:54Te iu no
45:55Iran sonna
45:56Iran yo
45:58Saisho matsu daifon miru mae ni
45:59Isho wo mitan desu kedo
46:01Ore nadaru ni naru no ka?
46:04Omotte
46:05Daifon mitara
46:06Nadaru janakute
46:09Bikkurishita
46:10Surprise
46:11Dame datta na
46:12Douzen no kekka deshita ne
46:14Uchira no core fan mo warawanai to
46:19Nao on-air ni naranakatta yon kumi no neta wa
46:21Ame Talk Club de muryou koukai shimasu
46:26Cream mo arun da
46:28Jishun, ojisan nanani amai mono daisuki geni
46:31Vanilla ice cream dip shite taberu to meccha omoetai
46:34Koe wo dai ni shite iitai
46:35Ojisan ga amai mono bakkari tabete nani ga warui
46:39Do ga sugiteru kono ojisan tachi
46:41Nani de sugiteru ya?
46:42Mizuna ko do
46:43Desu, sore wa zettai
46:44Tabekake wa zettai to
46:45Sore wa chigau
46:46Ojisan bikkurisuitsu ga zokuzoku to
46:50Soshite hitoriburashi nagai genin mo kinjitsu koukai
46:53Omotte