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00:00C'est un film qui a été réalisé avec l'aide d'un soutien d'Amazon et d'un soutien d'Université d'Ottawa.
00:31The scenery, egghead. Paint the scenery!
00:34What are you making knuckles here? What's the matter with you?
00:36An egghead scenery? I never heard of it.
01:01You'll ruin my picture!
01:04How do you like that?
01:07Hey!
01:09You missed me.
01:12All right, all right. Break it up. That's not funny.
01:14That's no way to treat a fellow artist.
01:16See that? That's my masterpiece and don't you touch it.
01:19Get away from me.
01:20What do you mean, get away from me?
01:21How do you like that masterpiece?
01:23Well, yeah, well, how do you like that?
01:31Hey!
01:33How do you like that?
01:35Yeah, I did, did I?
01:37How do you like that?
01:38Wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:39You fellows are so uncouth.
01:41After all, he is a fellow artist and my friend.
01:44And I don't like that you do to him.
01:46No, you just mind your own business.
01:48I'm the chief artist here.
01:49I know you're the chief...
01:50Now, be quiet.
01:51You're the chief artist.
01:52But that's not very nice.
01:54I mean, that's...
01:55How do you like that there?
01:57Yeah, how about a little sideburns there, buddy boy?
02:00Do you realize what you're doing and who you're doing it to?
02:03Yeah, you look like a beatnik.
02:04Yeah.
02:07There.
02:08How do you like this?
02:09Now, that's not too humorous.
02:11How do we get in a mess like this?
02:13Such intelligent, artistic people.
02:15Yeah, how could this happen?
02:17Oh, you don't believe us, eh?
02:18Well, you just watch.
02:20C'est magnifique, non?
02:22Non.
02:23Je veux dire, oui.
02:24C'est stupendo.
02:25C'est même bien.
02:27Là, c'est tout terminé.
02:29Tu peux me mettre en bas maintenant.
02:31Ok.
02:32Oups!
02:33Yo!
02:34Watch it, you butterfinger baboons!
02:37It's not butter on my fingers.
02:38It's salad oil.
02:39I told you a mutton has to stay in the oven.
02:41It's not butter on my fingers.
02:42It's salad oil.
02:43I told you a mutton has to stay in the oven.
02:45It's not butter on my fingers.
02:46It's salad oil.
02:47It's not butter on my fingers.
02:48It's salad oil.
02:49I told you a mutton has to stop eating salad with your fingers.
02:52All right, you little wits.
02:54Come on down here!
03:03I'm going out for a piece of pizza.
03:05Now, clean up this mess, understand?
03:07Yes, sir.
03:08Quiet, peasants!
03:09I have not finished speaking.
03:11Now, be careful of the painting.
03:13Now, get to work!
03:15Imagine him worrying about us messing up his painting.
03:18Yes.
03:19It's way up there on the ceiling.
03:20How could we mess it up?
03:22Don't be stupid, stupid.
03:23Lots of things could happen to that painting.
03:25See that tube of paint lying on the floor?
03:27Sure, I see it.
03:29Well, suppose I stepped on it, like this.
03:35Well, just don't stand there.
03:37Let's get up there and fix it.
03:39Grab that mop and start swabbing.
03:43What happened to the painting?
03:45You wiped it off, you dope.
03:46Mr. Pinteret isn't going to like this.
03:48I'll paint it back, just the way it was.
03:50But I'll need a model.
03:52Strike a pose, Larry.
03:53How's this?
03:54Terrible, but it'll have to do.
03:56Take a step back.
03:57Okay.
04:03You ever do anything right?
04:04How about me?
04:05I know how to pose.
04:06Okay, show off.
04:07Show me.
04:13Get back up here, you clumsy oafs.
04:15I got another plan.
04:17Higher, you button-head.
04:18I want him flat against the ceiling.
04:20I hope you know what you're doing.
04:22Don't be ridiculous.
04:24Now strike a pose.
04:25Like this?
04:26That's good. Now hold it.
04:28Beautiful.
04:29Move him over to another spot.
04:31If I didn't use my head, we'd never get this painting finished.
04:34It's my head you're using.
04:36And my back.
04:38Let's have another pose.
04:39Something classical this time.
04:41Okay, fire two.
04:44Now one more time.
04:45And make it good.
04:46This is my best pose.
04:48A profile.
04:49Are you kidding?
04:50That should do it, man.
04:51Take a look.
04:52Our masterpiece.
04:54Hey, not bad for beginners.
04:56But it doesn't have that finished look.
04:58Grab a brush, you button-heads.
05:00We've got some retouching to do.
05:02Gee, painting pictures is fun.
05:04Yeah, especially if you're a genius.
05:06Cut the chatter.
05:07Tintoretto will be back any minute.
05:10What's the matter?
05:14Mom, what's down from there?
05:16You need a compote or something?
05:22The masterpiece.
05:24What have you done with it?
05:26It's still there, sir. Take a look.
05:29We made a few changes.
05:31That's right, you did.
05:33And now I'm going to make a few changes in your head.
05:37Get out of here, you peasants.
05:40Get out of here.
05:47Now we've gone and done it.
05:49Yep.
05:50We can't sell them for eaten money.
05:52They're obnoxious.
05:53And besides that, they're a mess.
05:55I agree with both of you.
06:01Wonderful.
06:02Gentlemen, this is the best you have ever done.
06:04No, no, no, I will not take no for an answer.
06:06These I simply must have.
06:08Contemporary.
06:09Modern.
06:10Abstract.
06:11Mine.
06:12You've got the check in the morning, gentlemen.
06:14Mine.
06:16What are we waiting for?
06:18Come on.
06:19Let's get to work.
06:20Here's yours.
06:21Put it up, boy.
06:34That's what you call a contemporary snake.
06:38To be continued...