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00:00Maine I couldn't tell you where that college was. Are you kidding me?
00:05Maine's a state Maine's a state like where I think you could give a guess city is Maine the college in in the state of
00:12Maine, maybe Portland
00:15There's no way that's a city in Maine
00:20All right, it is the barstool sports
00:24motherfucking rundown
00:26It is November 5th
00:292024 news day election day. So right off the bat who'd we vote for Donald Trump Kate?
00:35I went for the third party candidate this time. Oh, no
00:38Nice, who's the Kong suck on?
00:43All right, that's the rundown that's the rundown I'm an idiot. Yes you are. Oh, that was good Kate
00:52I like them both so much that I
00:56I
00:57Did Trump here and I went up to Wisconsin and in Kamala and we have a little election fraud on the rundown today
01:03Uh-huh. I just couldn't
01:06I just couldn't decide
01:08It's tough. It's tough. But uh, let's get into sports. That's we're here. Yeah, Jason Kelsey apologizes for saying the F slur
01:17thrice
01:18Well, I believe he didn't apologize exactly for it
01:22He just said that he apologized for getting angry for meeting hate with hate. Yes. Yes, and this is your guy
01:28I'm gonna go ahead and say I
01:30Really? I know he had to apologize because of the optics. This has to be the first time he's ever said it
01:37Yeah, there's no shot. He's ever said that in a locker. Yeah
01:41No, definitely not. Hey Pat gave him the pass though, right he can do that. Yeah, he gave him the pass
01:47So, I don't think you have to apologize if gay Pat comes out and says hey like you have my you have it
01:53So I saw a lot of gay people who I follow on Twitter again
01:58I
01:59Saw a lot of it being like honey, you're fine
02:02You are totally cool to say that and I think he's like, you know what I did didn't accomplish anything
02:06I
02:07Disagree, I agree with the sentiment of a lot of people saying it's time to like stop letting shit like that slide like that genre
02:14Right of being like an antagonist just for sure and clout and views and stuff like what he did to me
02:19Yeah, yeah, the guy that did it was acting like that word. Yes
02:24Yeah, for sure
02:25But I think also Jason Kelsey gets a pass because he is he sexualized pretty heavily in the gay community
02:32He is like textbook bear
02:35Hottest podcaster did that? Yeah, so I think he gets a pass they
02:40You know, I'm some dudes probably jerked off to that video
02:44Did I did? Yeah, I wasn't do it. Um, I also on the other hand, too
02:49I saw people got really clear images of the kids face and they're like
02:53I also on the other hand hate that like let's find him and ruin his life
02:57I hate that like just let this be an incident and now it's over and let it go
03:01I hate anybody digging Twitter do your thing? I
03:05Wait, what about that Ravens fan that was just beating up on people?
03:10That's a crime
03:11Slightly different. That's a that's way different
03:13I'm surprised that didn't happen to me when I had that Buffalo should have showed up should have I mean Dave said I sucked
03:18And then next thing, you know, I was here so
03:21Then aren't you so happy? I love you here. I know you do. I love you here
03:25Um, next up is the Bucks
03:27A lot of people think the Buccaneers last night should have gone for two to try and beat that still undefeated Chiefs
03:33Instead I went to overtime and of course
03:35Chiefs win the coin toss and the Chiefs went on the first drive like they always do overtime is
03:41broken
03:44Yes, they fixed it a little bit right field goal doesn't end it correct
03:48But still give the other team a chance
03:50I agree
03:50I think both teams should get a chance and I don't think time should be a factor because I asked Che I was like
03:55What if they go down get a field goal, but then you run out of time?
04:00He's like you just lose the game. I'm like, well, that sucks
04:02Like what if they just milk the whole clock is now it's only ten minutes
04:05They could run it down to three and who knows right? I mean, it's not likely to happen
04:09I'm just saying I don't think time should be it's still broken, but it's not as broken
04:13Yeah, but they should have went for two and you should have heard chase. Oh, yeah, because you're in arrowhead
04:19There's 15 seconds left. You're about to give the ball back to my homes
04:24You might as well go for the win
04:26But we're having this exact opposite conversation if they go for two and don't get it
04:30No, they shouldn't have gone for two. They should have trusted their defense like no matter what they did those fucking
04:38Talking heads on the media are going to say the opposite
04:41Well, I mean Che was throwing a fit last night that they weren't going for two
04:45And in fact, he even asked Todd Bowles if he ever played Madden before
04:50That that's like Che thinks he knows more ball than the NFL coach because he used to be a ranked Madden player in 2012
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05:40Probably should have done that right off the get I think that transition was good enough. Okay. All right college basketball started yesterday
05:47Yep, you college basketball guy. Absolutely not. No couldn't pay me to watch it March Madness. Don't even like it
05:53Overrated. Yep. I think it's great. I think the final the elite eight is cool final four school
06:01But I mean like yeah, you get a couple upsets here and there but they don't win the tournament
06:04It's just I think I think it's very overrated and it's just an excuse to fucking bet 13 games every single day
06:11I'm not the biggest fan. I like more the NBA
06:15Yeah, NBA got you a job here though, I look I love the Miami Heat I don't love the NBA
06:23Okay, I can't want them to secede
06:26No, no. No what I mean by that is like one
06:28There's too many games for me to watch like the Wizards and Pelicans on a Tuesday night
06:33Like I just have no interest in that. Yeah, but if the Heat are on and it's a good game
06:36Yes, I'll tune into it and then after football season, I'll start watching more basketball
06:40But right now I I can't you should pick out a college basketball team and just watch them this year
06:44I went to Florida. Yeah, but you act like a Duke fan
06:48Really? Oh, yeah cover your drinks. Yeah
06:52What's a Duke fan act like I guess just kind of an asshole
06:55Yeah, a little bit of a douche bags, but not totally hateable. Not totally hateable. You're pretty pretty straightforward with it
07:01Yeah, you're you're all right. I like college basketball because we weren't NBA money growing up
07:07But my dad would take me to college basketball games and he would let me eat a ton of snacks and stuff at the palestra
07:12Big five and Philly. So wait, who was the team that you would Temple Penn Temple a Sal like any
07:19Growing up a Penn fan
07:21They would always have this gag at the games where all the students in the student section would be because they're so smart at Penn
07:27They'd be reading newspapers and then they would all hold up the newspaper and I'd be like temples
07:32Don't do it like say something and we're like, oh, that's great. But we're Villanova fans growing up, but I just don't I think that's a
07:39little political Kate
07:42But I just like going to college games because it costs like a nickel
07:46At least if you get a shitty enough team, right and there's enough your dad will still buy you snacks and
07:52That's my take on college ball. Were you a hooper hopper growing up? I was I play basketball
07:57No, I think that means that you're fucking a lot of basketball player
08:04Cover your ears
08:06We never got past making out
08:08Okay
08:08But there was a player on the college team who asked me out on a date and I went on the date
08:14Well went back to his place
08:16We started making out and I just like for some reason which is shocking. I like wasn't feeling it
08:21I was like, hmm, maybe not turns out
08:25Can we cut this? He was married?
08:31Yes, he had a family and like some other he spoke French, of course, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
08:37Anyway, he had a fit like the newspaper did an article about him and I found out because my friends taped it to my door
08:44They're like, is this the guy you went on the date with lol?
08:46It was like they were it was like a profile in the college papers of the best
08:51So you French kissed a Frenchman a married man Wow, but like are they better? They like had a kid
08:57They like and I never talked to him again. Oh, yeah good. I mean a couple more wrong. Yeah. Did you speak English?
09:03I wonder if I looked up the old roster. I could probably find him
09:06I don't know if they're still married. Yes, he spoke perfect. He spoke pretty good English. Are they better kissers than Americans?
09:13No, what I didn't think so. Damn. Yeah
09:18Over makeout too, which never happened in college. Nobody ever asked me on a date in college either
09:22Something had to be wrong with this guy
09:25Still in college basketball Duke star
09:28No, no
09:30Duke dominated Oh, but they beat Maine but a Cooper flag the big the big main event big main event
09:37Maine took the L from flag sounding like Travis Kelsey Jason Kelsey. I'm sorry
09:44But
09:46Yeah, he looks awesome. He looks as advertised. Yeah huge. He had a couple awesome dunks. It's it's good for uh,
09:54It's good for our side smoke you really know how to just bullshit your way through a headline, don't you?
09:59Yeah, he look he looked pretty solid. I got to watch him a little bit in the gambling cave again. They played, Maine
10:04I couldn't tell you where that college was
10:06Are you kidding me?
10:08like
10:09Maine's a state Maine's a state like where I think you could give a guess city is Maine the college in in the state of
10:17Maine maybe Portland
10:19There's no way that's a city in Maine
10:21Sam can we look that up? He's a Cooper flags from Maine, but where is the school, Maine?
10:29located in Maine
10:32He's all right Cooper flag is already in like the top five most famous people from Maine. Oh, yeah, Francis Ellis is Alice
10:38He's from a Stephen King. I think oh, I don't know anybody else or no, Maine or no or no anyone there
10:47I'll be honest. I try to do a Kate joke there. I don't know good. That was good. All right
10:52No, but he's a beast, you know, he was actually supposed to be in high school this year, but he reclassified
10:57So he's 17 years old and he's just shitting on everyone. Wow. Yeah, I didn't know you could just reclassify
11:02Yeah, if you're a really good athlete, they let you do it
11:06Okay, you guys see the VJ edge comb story who's a VJ edge comb. I haven't used one of those in a long time
11:12He
11:16Has a name of a player on the screen, I don't quite really know yeah, no, you're
11:23Yeah, I like to get my edges right before
11:31Yeah, but
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12:38I feel like you could have just started with the end there. I I wanted to plug myself
12:47All right
12:49Yes after show it is election day
12:53I live very close to DePaul's campus. So there's gonna be a lot of
12:58unnatural hair colored kids
13:00No, I don't know if they'll be celebrating or yeah
13:03Breaking windows of my house
13:07I don't think the election gets called tonight. No
13:11It better get called tonight. There's no excuse for it not to unless they're rigging it again. I
13:16Just think some states take longer. Yeah, they'll probably maybe a box will fall off a truck. Can you even do?
13:23I don't know if you recall the hanging Chad era. It took months to figure out. I'll be like if you killed yourself smokes
13:30Yeah, hmm
13:32Hanging Chad. I do know where I'm from Broward County had like huge voter fraud
13:36I think either when Obama hanging Chad's were the Al Gore George Bush election where they recounted in, Florida
13:43A lot of dangling. That's probably what it was where who was the governor?
13:47Jeb Oh
13:48Jeb
13:49Jeb is George's brother. Oh shit real goofball. Good job. I I wrote Jebin actually
13:55That's why I voted for it. So had the other guy won. What do you have won the election if you want, Florida?
14:00So he won the first count and then lost a recount not sure I was like, how old was I should know
14:06No, you think I'm
14:09Wisdom
14:16Can't read apparently this is the closest election in a decade. It's within a
14:21Thousandth of a percentage. Yeah, it could it could be I read a Nate Silver. It could be a landslide either way
14:28Damn which is crazy. Yeah, I really don't know what people are gonna do. I don't know
14:34It's crazy. Like some people are saying like fucking Texas could go blue. I don't believe that. Yeah, right, dude
14:39And my aunt has a dick, Iowa could go blue. But again, it could also just be all the point. No
14:46Florida, Florida ain't blue brother
14:49Telling you that right now
14:51If they go blue, I'll get your name tattooed on my body. I will that's your name. I know
14:58Source that I trust for the coverage tonight is Jersey Jerry. Yes live
15:03I believe he is covering the election this evening. Am I correct on that?
15:08Live from 11 we will have Jersey Jerry so polls close at 7
15:13Yeah, and it won't be biased unless you're a Democrat then polls close at noon
15:19Don't go I'm playing both sides of the fence here
15:24Other than that, yeah, it should be uh, I think I remember last election. I was in New York and it was it was fun
15:30Yeah, like I think it's gonna be really I was considering
15:34I'm showing my privilege here
15:35Please just turning off my phone no TV's board game and then like midnight turn on my phone and just see and see. Yeah
15:41That might move because they they milk the coverage on TV. They gotta yeah. Yeah, but I'm not a fan of it
15:49I think they should just do like a show at 11 o'clock at night from 12 and be like win-win-win lose-lose-lose-lose winner
15:56Yeah, just go right through it done. Come on. Where's your sense of drama? It's too long
16:00It's like it's like watching God God God the Godfather Goodfellas either both. Yeah, they're both long as fuck
16:06Um a good night for Kyle, right? Cuz he's the guy who does every single county in the country
16:10Kyle's like a man. He knows every county. Yeah, I wonder if he'll be a part of the election coverage
16:14No, it'll be it'll be interesting and I'm really really really fucking glad for this all to be over. Oh, yeah
16:20I hate the ads. I'm like trying to enjoy football and then it's just like it cuts to an ad just like
16:26Let's talk about rape and incest and abortion. I know fuck. Yeah
16:30I know my three-year-old is like glued to the screen with I'm like Pat put it on mute
16:33I think Clem had the best tweet so far. I think it's the best tweet so far. I think it's the best tweet
16:38I think it's the best tweet so far. I think it's the best tweet. I think it's the best tweet
16:42I think Clem had the best tweet so far about it. Is that if you voted early you should get a sticker
16:47You can scan on your TV
16:49Like a hundred thousand my text mess. I've been getting text messages. Yes. Yeah, so annoying
16:54I got to give the Dems a shout out though. They had one really good commercial
16:58I don't know if it aired on TV, but I saw it on Twitter the birth control or yes
17:02So like this girl's riding this guy and the car. Well, she riding him not great
17:09Yeah
17:11It looked like a girl who is like her second time like trying to learn how to ride
17:15You got a torso and I guess she didn't do it, right and the condom broke and I guess he just somehow nutted at the
17:21same time and
17:23He goes into the bathroom. She's like I have a plan B in there
17:25Can you get it for me? And then like this bald old-ass white dudes like I'm your Republican governor
17:31You don't have plan B anymore. And then that was a commercial. I was like, yeah, like I got the point
17:37Maybe maybe they're on to something
17:42All right, well that was the rundown with the three greatest political minds of barstool sports
17:47We don't know politics or sports. No, I just mostly like everybody. I just love America. Yeah. Yeah
17:55USA
17:56I got I got my red on blue on stars. Yeah, I got my obnoxious sticker. Those are those are big
18:03Really obnoxiously, I only wore it because I wanted I wanted to do my second. He's nuts. I wanted some that was great
18:11Get anyone today it would have been me. I know that's why I asked you to be on the run time figured
18:16There's always a trick up your sleeve with me Kate. You still owe me a bottle by the way, that's true. Yeah. Yes, I do
18:22All right. That was the parcel sports run down. Okay