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00:00I got a hot tip for I don't know if anybody knows this yet, or if it's true
00:06Spider has been my inside scoop for everything spider
00:09I gave you a hot tip and he heard from a friend of a friend that this guy cuz everyone's talking about this this kid
00:16Luigi he was a valedictorian of his high school class blah blah blah fancy hoity-toity all-boys private school in Baltimore
00:23Guess who else allegedly went there according to spiders friends friends friend Fidelberg
00:28The Ravens fan who beat up the
00:31What kind of establishment are they running the Gilman school
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01:21You know what it is
01:23Rundown, yeah
01:28Barstool sports rundown topic one it we're going right into it. Yeah
01:35Luigi man
01:40Let's let the
01:42hetero woman
01:44physically
01:48Confuses people. Oh do people think he's
01:51About me. Oh, no. He's a good-looking guy
02:05He is straight then is he I don't see Kate comment on his looks
02:12Let's let Barstool Pat comment on his looks with that tweet he posted. Yeah. Yeah. What did he say?
02:17Luigi Mangione's thirst trap that said he could murder my hole. Yeah
02:23Yeah, good-looking guy big brows big brows
02:30My favorite Backstreet Boyd Kevin had big brows. Oh, yeah the ladies I say it's a sign of high testosterone. But anyway, yeah
02:36He's a unexpectedly handsome young
02:40Ivy League graduate fella. He seems like a radical centrist based on stuff. I can't really get a read on the guy
02:46Can't get a beat on him. I wanted to ask you. I'm glad you're here. Hmm. People found his social media right away. Oh
02:53He's got in the background, you know, you have your avatar whatever in the background
02:58Does the name Breloom bring anything? Of course, of course it evolves from shroomish Kate. Yes. It's his favorite Pokemon
03:04It's a good Pokemon Breloom with bullet seed. Mm-hmm is
03:08Unstoppable, it's a good-ass Pokemon. I never liked the design because the arms in the front look like saggy titties to me
03:14Mm-hmm, so I have my total Pokemon rankings like all thousand some okay. It's like a C tier
03:20Okay, see we couldn't talk about Brandon Sanderson on the rundown, but you can get into Pokemon
03:26Topical oh true. Yeah, and she set you up. So there's a lot of people saying there's some numerology
03:32I think Breloom's Pokemon 250 to 82 86
03:37And so he has 286 people. He's following 286 tweets. He's caught 286 miles away
03:42Holy I think what I think there was some Bible verse that was about some 286 and
03:48It's very schizophrenic of him. It seems a little bit
03:51He was caught many miles away from New York City where the murder occurred in Altoona, Pennsylvania
03:57Home of the Altoona curve. I was gonna say Mallow Cups
04:03Like a more than Reese's the big train
04:06Instead of peanut butter, it's like marshmallow fluff on the inside
04:09No, I'm out
04:11No, my parents, uh, that was one our vacation one summer
04:15We took the train to Altoona from Pittsburgh and we went to the Mallow Cup like
04:21Spire
04:22And I got on the train and went home. The curve is cool, though
04:25The curve is I once stood with my mom and watched a train go around the curve. It's an architectural wonder
04:30It truly is it's a really sharp turn for a train
04:34the whole town they have um
04:37They have like a sheets on every corner as well, yes, they certainly do Altoona is big sheets. Okay
04:43This guy was sheets in his pants when he was caught yesterday in a McDonald's crushing
04:47he's crushing hash browns great choice had a mask on laptop a
04:52McDonald's worker was like this guy's acting weird and to act weird in an Altoona McDonald's. Yeah
04:56Yeah, that's a feat upon itself, especially when you're kind of hot. No, not kinda
05:00He's hot if you're if you're above a five in
05:04Western, Pennsylvania, you stick out like a sore thumb. Maybe that's what happened. They were like who the fuck
05:11Call the cops. He gets caught. He has a three-page little manifesto on him. It didn't leak yet
05:17That was a fake leak that came out. I think Oh was it? I don't I mean, I think I read from
05:23Sites how I work is I believe the most recent tweet I've seen
05:26Yeah, the most recent I've seen then true or not
05:29It was just three pages and one of the initial lines is like hey feds
05:33Sorry for wasting your time respect what you guys do which I as someone who says sorry all the time. I
05:38Deeply understood. I was like, so he's apologizing for the whole he apologized for like the trauma
05:43Yep, and then said they had it coming though. Yeah, so you're right. It's not true. I don't know
05:46I saw it on an official's I don't know
05:49I've also read that he hasn't spoken yet
05:52He's refusing to speak to authorities. He started shaking when they asked if he had recently been to New York
05:57He had fake IDs. They found the gun that he allegedly used was 3d printed
06:02Yeah, it was gun a ghost gun a 3d printed ghost gun
06:05Which if you're gonna if you're gonna kill somebody I think ghost gun is away just cuz it sounds cooler
06:10Yeah, yeah, like I feel like you download the schematics for that. That's a pretty big red flag
06:16You're gonna get pinged for that one a little bit. Yeah a little bit. So a lot of interesting stuff. I
06:21Got a hot tip, but I don't know if anybody knows this yet or if it's true
06:25a
06:27Spider has been my inside scoop for everything
06:30I don't know if you a hot tip and he heard from a friend of a friend
06:34That this guy cuz everyone's talking about this this kid Luigi. He was a valedictorian of his high school class blah blah blah
06:41Fancy hoity-toity all boys private school in Baltimore. Guess who else allegedly went there according to spiders friends friends friend Fidelberg
06:49the Ravens fan who beat up the
06:52Yeah, what kind of establishment are they running the Gilman school allegedly yes
06:57I want to get a year that guy is like who finally who are they pumping out at the Gilman school?
07:04That's crazy that you got a hot tip. Don't you usually give guys hot tips tips? Yeah
07:13Gilman school Wow
07:16Interesting. That was a good tip
07:18I
07:20Looked very fancy. Also saying a lot of women online be like, oh my god. I slept with this guy. Well, duh
07:27Is it true? I doubt it, but it gets my attention every time
07:30I'm like I saw in the news that one of the big things his back pain from a back surgery from surfing
07:34Yes, like he wasn't able to fuck. Maybe he wasn't able to fuck as hard as he does anymore
07:41His back hurts so bad such chronic pain, which also you could relate to so much of this cake
07:45I didn't want to say anything, but it's like we're the same
07:47He had chronic back pain. I used to fuck
07:52And now I'm Kate or Pat used to get the pegging of a lifetime yeah now I can't
08:00Yeah, but back pain will make you fucking his Twitter header was weird
08:03It was the Pokemon his x-ray with all his fucking screws in his back and then a shirtless
08:09Yeah, and apparently he lived in Hawaii for a little bit in this like communal living space right before moving here
08:15And one of the things that bummed him out. He couldn't surf
08:17he couldn't do all these things that like
08:19Hawaii's like a super physically active place and the people that lived with him said it was like getting him really down that his back
08:24Was always killing him. So at two though his family they made their money in like nursing homes
08:30Oh, yeah, so they're these are people who relied heavily upon. That's what healthcare money got me cuz they're super rich and
08:37It's not like he wanted to take out the insurance guy. Yeah, brother nursing homes are pretty bad, too. What what? Yeah. Yeah
08:44What he's 26, right? Yeah, when do you get booted off your parents insurance 26?
08:52I don't know. It's very interesting. I mean all like the numbers and stuff the way he was tweeting
08:57It seems maybe a little he was he was he's a murderer. So yeah, like he's killed. I mean, he's not all there
09:03No, yeah, I think so
09:04Yeah
09:04No
09:05not all there um people on social
09:06Also found like they dug through his tweets and they found that his friends were trying to reach him on social media because he had
09:11Responding to them in text and stuff. So like hey, buddy, are you?
09:14Okay, they hadn't heard from him in a while and has he ever interacted with a barstool employee?
09:19Whoo. It seemed like it was a above that. Um, oh my god
09:25Holy shit
09:28Surprising yeah, he tweeted his Black Friday receipt three King of the South shirts
09:33I saw a great truth. It was like murder canceled for old tweets like
09:37We love that he murdered but anyway
09:39Just a lot going on there a lot going on there next topic
09:44Uh, oh the Cowboys Michael Parsons. Mm-hmm. Uh, they're best player arguably
09:52Left the game early before the not early but right before it ended. Mm-hmm pissed off audibly mad
09:59Same bro over and over. That's how you know, that's how you done it frustrated with the Cowboys
10:04What does that mean chaps?
10:07To me. Yeah, not a whole lot. I don't you don't think he demand trade. I mean he's getting paid I believe right?
10:13Yeah, he's got a big paycheck for sure. I just know that Micah Parsons. I saw him yesterday on tik-tok get absolutely
10:21Demolished by a sumo guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did. That's a great video
10:36Right
10:48But like he went up against a sumo doing sumo
10:51Yeah, but I mean you would think somebody who's an elite defensive end or a pass rusher edge guy
10:56Yeah, we'll be able to get through. No, not even budge that fella impressive, but honestly I'd it's his fault for
11:02Resigning with the Cowboys. I don't know why you would ever do that resign with the Cowboys
11:06Yeah, like unless you're going to be I mean, I guess if he's like a great but you know
11:10They're not going anywhere and being if you're not having like the best season ever Cowboys fans are fucking miserable
11:16Yeah, the worst people in Texas that I had to be around were Cowboys fans. I didn't know there were Cowboys fans in, Texas
11:24And like by Yankee Stadium, yeah
11:27They're in New York
11:29First kid I ever got bullied by on the bus rat tail Cowboys starter jacket. Oh, that was the archetype. That was the archetype
11:37So I used to want a huge rat tail. I'm still considering you
11:42So good in a rat
11:46Girl hair back there. Yeah, do just rat tail. Oh, you look like a Harry Krishna. I think that's okay
11:51Okay, I actually would like to look like a Harry Christian. I love orange
11:55I look so good in orange shockingly because I have a red beard an orange undertone. Yeah
12:01Yeah
12:03But yeah, the Cowboys dysfunction is uh, I don't mind it. How old is Jerry Jones now?
12:1084 I think I would say 86. I can't that's my girl. I just keep every time I see him. I'm like, he's still alive
12:18Non-problematic
12:20People age grace. Yeah, they really do him and Paul Rudd. Yeah him and Biden are the same age. Oh, wow
12:26They can good cheekbones though. I'll give him that I think that's just like the life wasting away
12:32Yeah
12:33Would you want to do what he does at 82 years old and you're a multi-billionaire? I
12:39Don't think I would I think he's obsessed
12:42Is yeah, I guess it's his only real hobby and like the only reason he's a billionaire is the Cowboys, right?
12:48That's his oil money. Yeah, but is that
12:52He still has I mean, I would imagine that. Yeah
12:56Some old men have trains down in their basements and this is his this is his basement train if I had the room
13:02You know, I would be a drink run with it. I bet you he could flip the Cowboys for a hefty profit
13:07Yeah, I would think so well, I think I read that their value is like 13 billion dollars
13:14He's well his business worth is what 16
13:17So geez. Yeah
13:20God how much did he buy the team for in 89? I would say in 1989. I'm gonna go
13:311.5 Billy that's a billion in 89. I know but it's the Cowboys the Cowboys
13:36500 million I
13:39Know the Jags were bought for 450 million. He bought the Cowboys for
13:43140 million. Oh
13:46Lee what an ROI I
13:49Wish I could go back. That was equivalent to 300 million in 2023. So a steel what a steel
13:56I need to find an oil well, and now it says the Cowboys are valued at 10 billion dollars as recently as August
14:03I bet they would get more. Yeah, because what didn't the commanders get like eight?
14:08They're way more valuable. I got I don't know who could afford the Cowboys
14:13Yeah, well that people that guy from the Mets that just dropped
14:18760 million. Yeah for a player a one guy that guy so sick though
14:23That guy was worth four Cowboys that Jerry Jones. That's oh my god. Yeah about five Cowboys
14:29Yeah, four or five Cowboys wait, Micah Parsons
14:33Harrisburg guy Oh state guy. No wonder he hates the Cowboys
14:37This guy's an Eagles fan. Yeah
14:40Yeah, sorry, just a little sports. What happened was a Kwan
14:44So I'm just saying come to the dark side. Is he stuck at his contractor? Can he come hang out?
14:48I think he has like two or three years left. Probably they could trade him. Yeah, you'll be fine. Hang in there
14:54Then come on over
14:57He's googling so fast, what else you gonna win what else give me a Micah Parsons for years
15:06Favorite actor is John Candy 17 million dollars
15:11So why would you ever play football when baseball exists? You just see what Juan Soto got crazy
15:17Like risk of CTE at near zero. How did he make so much more than show? Hey
15:24Show he's older a little bit
15:26No, I mean not crazy amount show a gut did show he get 700 million. No, he got 550
15:33Oh, but he only gets like 2 million a year or something. Yeah, he like deferred it
15:37I think he's deferring it because in baseball you can't have a player that's also an owner
15:42So I think they're gonna convert all of that to retroactive ownership show. He's just gonna own the dog
15:48Yeah, I think he's gonna like what you normally have to pay in to get a percentage of it like Magic Johnson did
15:53I don't think he's gonna have to do that. They're just gonna give him a portion
15:58Which will probably end up being more valuable than right. He's just a 400 ranch eyes forever when you got 300
16:04What do you what do you need? What's yeah, that's just stupid money. I don't even know how to I can't wrap my brain around
16:12Soto's salary my 55 million dollars a year. It's nothing in here. It's nothing to
16:20Cohen yeah, it's nothing
16:23Amazing stuff
16:24All right
16:26Everybody has the right to be mad that no Bloomingdale's Santa's wearing a green suit. Oh, yeah
16:32Yeah, is this a political thing?
16:35It's got to be you remember the backlash
16:38Political what has been the biggest ad campaign of the year?
16:43Everything's being sold in green
16:45And it is green wicked because of wicked
16:49Yes old Santa Santa land at Bloomingdale's on 59th Street their flagship store in New York City has been
16:55Ossified and they made it more like the Emerald City than the North Pole
16:59So you bring your kids there to get a picture with Santa and instead of Christmas trees and lollipops
17:05There are wands and wicked themed bracelets. You can't sell this should not be allowed. It can't sell
17:10So this is like sticking an ad on Jesus's chest when he's on the cross
17:13I
17:18Mean people like honestly, it's harmless, but yeah, I'm fucking pissed. Yeah
17:26I like having the luxury to be pissed about something like this. Yeah. Yeah, I mean really this is worse than what's happening in Syria
17:33It's I'd say the same
17:36Maybe
17:39But I was fine when it's just green if they're like, you know, we red gets so much shine Christmastime
17:45We're going green this year. I don't know if I'd have a problem with it doing it because of wicked
17:50I'm immediately out. Do you know where Santa's from?
17:53Where he's from originally? Yeah, Norway. I think he's Turkish. Oh
17:58The original original said I think I think they found Santa's tomb in
18:02Turkey hair plugs guy. Yeah, he probably
18:08He's bald and then he's got the side he's got the Norwood for yeah, he's got that interesting interesting
18:14Yeah, I think they just found like they just
18:17Discovered a tomb to believe to be st. Nix. He was crucified wasn't he?
18:28I don't think we
18:32Wait, did you really can you Santa Jesus? He wasn't wearing the green?
18:36Jesus yeah, the loincloth was green and it had little bells on it. Okay, that's right
18:41Gets confusing. It's oh, yeah, they found st. Nick in a six-foot-long life. Oh, you weren't kidding. No, he's Turkish
18:47Oh, I think pretty recently
18:49Making that up to be honest with you. No, no, I would have thought he's short 21 hours ago. Yeah, he's six foot six foot six inches
18:56st. Nicholas
18:59You
19:01Guys have a special episode of drop a pin coming out about the North Pole and Santa and all that stuff
19:07people don't realize too
19:09We still celebrate and everything but we were part of the Norad raid on the war on Christmas. Yeah pull
19:14No, we took him out. He was in a hidey hole
19:17Really the ice and two to the chest one to the head. Did he cry? Yep. He begged for his life
19:24Sorry, sorry Nick
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20:00Next topic it says free topic. Yeah
20:04What has been on your mind Kate?
20:08Yeah, Kate. What's like something recently you've said? Oh, that's interesting
20:13Man I'm so dumb. I uh, I found out Amsterdam is a smaller Metro population than Grand Rapids
20:21Yeah, Amsterdam shockingly small have you ever been never been have you to where Amsterdam no, um briefs a little stopover
20:30Brief layover. Yeah. No, I haven't traveled outside the country in a hot minute and I probably should
20:37Are we doing fun facts? Yeah, you got a fun fact. Yeah
20:40Did you know that the longest continuous Empire in the world is over 4,500 years and it's from Japan's Imperial line
20:48No hasn't been broken in 4,500 years
20:52Really? Yeah, there's no drama of like bastard sons or there probably is but recently well probably like five years ago the first
21:00Emperor daughter
21:02Decided to leave their royal family so that she could marry a commoner
21:06And they had like a big ceremony where they took off her crown and off her crown
21:11Yeah, she had to completely like no more contact with her parents all that shit. Very interesting. Yeah, that's a fun fact
21:18Yeah, all right, Kate
21:21I
21:22Saw home alone again recently. Yeah, okay. Talk to me one or two one. I went to the live show. Wait a minute
21:29Yeah, so wait, you went to the home alone live show Macaulay Culkin was there Macaulay Culkin was there
21:33I learned a couple fun facts afterwards, but you went to the one certainly that was just right above us, right?
21:41Evanston yeah
21:42So the name on the ticket didn't have Chicago. So I thought that must be somewhere in the boonies of Illinois
21:47It wasn't it was right here basically in Chicago, but I went all the way to Indianapolis to watch
21:52I'm on three and a half hour drive three and a half hour drive and I thought it was gonna be like here comes buzz
21:56And some of the characters and they're gonna come out and like hype everybody up and it's a quote-along and I made my cousins
22:01Dress up with me. Nobody dressed up. You were hoping for buzz
22:06Would you've lost your mind if buzz went out? I heard he got hot. Is that true? I don't know
22:10Well, you know about buzzes girlfriend, right?
22:12Well, that's so like lines that that would come up and I'd be like wolf and people would turn around and be like
22:18And I was like, are you kidding me? So yeah, I drove three and a half hours
22:22They played the movie you were dressed like John Candy's John Candy from the poke. Yeah, the Kenosha Kickers
22:28Nobody quoted along it was not the vibe and then afterwards
22:33Macaulay Culkin came out. He was vaping like crazy every two seconds. He was vaping very very like high-pitched voice
22:39I wasn't expecting it. He seems like an odd bird a little bird. I like him
22:44But anyway, so much better than when he was doing heroin. Yeah a little bit. Yeah good for him
22:49mm-hmm, I learned that the scene when he's put up on the door and
22:53Marvin Harry are there and he gets his finger bit
22:56Harry got swept away. What's his name? Joe Pesci? Yeah got swept away in the moment and actually bit
23:02McCulloch Hawkins finger so hard that they like zoomed in on it McCulloch Cookin has like a permanent
23:07Skin and he has a permanent Joe Pesci finger bite on his that's actually kind of cool kind of cool
23:13I would if I got offered I would do it right kid
23:15It was like genuinely terrifying and they had to like timeout on the set for a minute and remind Joe Pesci not to actually bite
23:21Don't bite children. Yeah, don't bite the boy
23:24So yeah, no, it was kind of interesting and then after a few questions my cousin was like
23:29So basically I drove three and a half hours just to watch you skipped out early. Yeah. Wow. Did you want to?
23:36Did you want to
23:38And it was sold out you have to get a hotel in Indianapolis, yes
23:43Like and a thousand dollar trip to see home alone to watch a watch the movie. Was it in a movie theater?
23:48It was in like a big theater. Like I was like the sound was it like was it a good movie watching?
23:58I'm so glad I didn't go now because I was gonna go to the one in Evanston. Yeah
24:03But that would have been like a real quick drive it would have been better
24:09How far away are we from the home alone house
24:1245 minutes, I think yeah, not that cooler, too. I do fight. I said to him I cried watching it this time
24:18I had had a few drinks before
24:20I think as a mom now it just really hit home. It just sold it not too long ago
24:25It was I think it's a little over pride. I wouldn't want to live there. No, I wouldn't know their pictures
24:29We went to the full house house once
24:32People actually live there and there was like a huge line
24:34Like that's outside your front door all day long every person that lives in the breaking bad house keeps getting pizzas thrown on
24:39Yeah, I think I think that's it
24:41Wow, we actually entered interviewed the full house house. Yeah, we did and one of the worst videos ever
24:48They were weird as fuck and it's the full house house. That's why I landed the interview with I couldn't be more excited
24:55It is so nice to finally meet you
24:58Mind if I ask you a couple of whoa, we just bet please stay out of my bush
25:07Up here by the doors, what do you think? Oh, oh my goodness. Well, it's so special. It's an especially exclusive interview. You're damn, right
25:17Ask you I grew up watching you. I hope that doesn't sound weird. No voyeurism is totally the rage here in San Francisco
25:24Speaking of San Francisco
25:26I've been reading in the news that this month people are really mad at you
25:29Because everybody wants to come and see you and all the neighbors say you're clogging up the block and there's gonna be car accidents and all
25:35That kind of stuff. What do you say to the haters? I say that they should look at that poop mat that the mayor put out
25:41There's poop everywhere. Yeah, we you would like to interview the house. Yeah, we like reshot the full house opening
25:48Like theme song, yeah, we like redid for no reason anyway, yeah
25:57Yeah, five million and it's not even the interior like the interior was a set obviously
26:02Oh, it's you know, I never noticed the interior of the house. The whole house is red and green. Mm-hmm
26:08So it's like giving you Christmas that Chris Columbus special and normally those colors don't go together. But the set designer was
26:14Point we're scrolling through the picture. I don't like what they did to the place
26:18I think if you have that you have you know, you have historical landmarks like in Oak Park
26:24you can't go to the Frank Lloyd Wright houses and mess it up right if it's a
26:28generational movie
26:29Which I think Home Alone would qualify for sure a generational movie
26:32You shouldn't be able to purchase that house and change anything about it. It should be like a historical
26:37Yeah, it was like the full house house
26:38That was just the front of the house that they used the rest was just a set inside of a high school gym, right?
26:42Yeah, what? Yeah get with the times. I'm so sorry. He's not with it
26:46He's not let me just look like such a fucking in the Christmas story house in Cleveland
26:50Mm-hmm is also marred by like right across the street was where that guy kept those women in the basement all those years
26:57Teddy no, it was um, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, one of those women she escaped and was running in the street
27:04I think that was on that
27:06Really close was like 15 years ago, right? Damn. Um, yeah, and then yeah search like hostage
27:12Yeah, yeah, yeah Christmas story. That's hostage
27:15It's fascinating. I didn't know that but I think it's in the same neighborhood at least
27:21Yeah, there we go Christmas story house hostage neighborhood
27:26God I love this. Oh, yeah. Oh there it is. Oh
27:30My god for ten years three years
27:34right there
27:36Hmm still not as bad as a green Santa suit though. No God agree that
27:41That's a step too far. All right. That was the barstool sports rundown. You're all caught up on everything you need to know
27:48Mm-hmm. God bless