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00:00No free tickets! He had no right barging into my dressing room, and Magoo plays no favorites, especially to neighbors. You better leave before I get mad!
00:12Oh, good evening folks, excuse the delay. As you can see, one of my neighbors is trying to get free tickets for tonight's story of Midsummer Night's Dream by the immortal bard William Shakespeare.
00:26This is one of Shakespeare's greatest comedies. I play the part of Puck, a lovable elf full of fun and frolic.
00:36Smedley! Oh, he's gone. At least he could have done a little light show when he left. Oh, that Smedley, always making a jackass out of himself. What a pre-loader.
00:56Ah, I am known as Puck, or Robin if you please. I come from but a dream away. There I serve Oberon, the fairy king. I make him smile, and I can make you smile too. So follow into the shadows of me, and see what fools these mortals be.
01:22Go, Philostrate! Wake up the people of Athens! My wedding day draws near, and I want no gloomy faces among my people.
01:32Happiness to Theseus, our beloved duke!
01:36Oh, thank you, Egeus. What can I do for you?
01:42I have a complaint against my daughter Hermia. My noble lord, this young man Demetrius has my consent to marry my child. But this man Lysander, by name, has totally bewitched her so that she will no longer listen to her own father.
01:59My gracious duke, if this daughter of mine will not consent to marry Demetrius right now, I ask you to enforce the ancient laws of Athens.
02:10What do you say, Hermia? Demetrius is a fine young man.
02:17And if I refuse to marry Demetrius, what will be my punishment?
02:21Either death, or to give up forever the society of men. Never to marry anyone.
02:27Very well then, I will not marry anyone.
02:31Take some time, Hermia, and think this over. You have until day after tomorrow, my wedding day, to make your decision.
02:40I hope you will make it a pleasant one, as your father wishes. Let me know.
02:48Are you amused? Come and I will show you more.
02:53I sit in a tree in the secluded corner of Hermia's father's garden. And right down there is the young lady who plans to give up the company of men forever.
03:06Hermia, darling, listen. I have an aunt who lives seven miles from here. We could go live with her and be married.
03:16Athenian law can't touch us there. What do you say?
03:21Oh, yes, Lysander, yes.
03:24I want you to meet me tomorrow night at midnight in the duke's wood.
03:29Yes, Lysander, I will be there.
03:32Shh, here comes Helena. Tomorrow, midnight.
03:37Hello, Helena. How pretty you look.
03:40Me, pretty?
03:41If you Demetrius loves, not me.
03:44I don't want his love.
03:46Listen, Helena. After tomorrow night, Demetrius will never see me again.
03:51Lysander and I are meeting in the duke's wood at midnight. We're running away to get married.
03:56Hermia!
03:57Goodbye, Helena. Pray for us, and I'll pray for you to get Demetrius.
04:04Goodbye, Helena. Pray for us, and I'll pray for you to get Demetrius.
04:09Well, wait until Demetrius hears about his precious Hermia's trip to the woods.
04:15That, I understand, is the reasoning of the female mind.
04:20Well, don't ponder on it.
04:24As you can see, there is some humor left in Athens.
04:28For here, we have a group of gentlemen bent on revelry.
04:31They plan a fine entertainment to be presented at the duke's wedding.
04:36I take it everyone is here who is good enough to act in the play.
04:42Very good, old Peter Quince. Why don't you tell us what the play is about?
04:48Yes. Well, our play is the most lamentable comedy and most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisbe.
04:59Very well. Call your actors.
05:02Nick Bottom, the weaver.
05:04You're ready.
05:06You will play Pyramus. Francis Flute, you will play Thisbe, the lady that Pyramus must love.
05:15Let me play Thisbe, too. I'll speak in a monstrous little voice.
05:21Oh, Pyramus, my lover dear.
05:25No, no, no. You have to play Pyramus. And Flute is busy being.
05:31We'll meet tomorrow for a rehearsal in the duke's wood about midnight.
05:36Oh, the duke's wood. What a busy place that should be tomorrow night.
05:42Come along and watch.
05:47This is the duke's wood. Most of the time it's a place of peace and quiet.
05:51But tonight the fairy hordes will gather here to hold their nightly revels.
05:56Queen Titania and all her elves will arrive at any moment.
06:00The king Oberon is terribly angry with Titania because of the little Indian boy she has stolen from the Indian king.
06:07He is determined to have that child, yes, for his own pay.
06:12Oh, it's so...
06:15No, wait. Here they come.
06:22Well, jealous Oberon.
06:25Wait a bit. Am I not your lord?
06:29All I ask is a little boy to be my page of honor.
06:34Put it from your mind, I will not part with him.
06:37You will not leave this grove before I make you sorry for this.
06:45My gentle buck, come here.
06:48Do you know that flower, the juice of which, when dropped on sleeping eyelids,
06:53will make a man or woman fall madly in love with the next creature that sees?
06:58Catch me this herb and get back here with it before a whale can swim a mile.
07:05I'll circle the earth in a few minutes.
07:12I don't love you. Now will you stop following me?
07:16Go away.
07:18How can I help but follow you when my heart is breaking with love for you?
07:22Do I lead you to believe that I care?
07:25Go home, Helena, because if you persist in following me, I swear I will do something drastic to you.
07:32I'll follow you even if you kill me.
07:36Never fear, child.
07:38Before that young man leaves this grove, you will be running from him,
07:43and he will be begging for your love.
07:46Have you brought the flower?
07:48Here it is.
07:51I know a bank where the wild thyme grows,
07:55a favorite place where Titania sleeps some of the night.
07:59Wait for your chance, and then streak her eyes with the juice of this.
08:04We will see what creature the haughty queen chooses to fall in love with.
08:10Yes, yes.
08:13Also, you take some of it and look through this grove.
08:18A sweet Athenian lady is in love with a disdainful youth.
08:22Get him to sleep and anoint his eyes,
08:25so that the next thing he sees will be the lady.
08:29Your servant will do as you wish.
08:38This is Queen Titania asleep. I will see to my task.
08:48What you see when you awake, for your true love you will take.
08:53Be it lynx or cat or bear, or a boy with bristled hair,
08:57you will love and hold it dear.
09:00Wait when some vile thing is near.
09:07Oh, Lysander, I am so tired.
09:11Oh, my poor Hermia, I know you are.
09:15I know the truth. I think we are lost.
09:19Would you like to rest here until morning?
09:22Oh, yes, please, Lysander.
09:25Good night, my darling.
09:27Good night, love.
09:29I've been searching through this wood for the Athenian my king Oberon sent me to find.
09:36Well, oh, there lies an Athenian.
09:39Pickle mortal upon your eyes, I drop all the power this charm possesses.
09:44Awaken your love will be, one who now angers thee.
09:51Stay with me, Demetrius.
09:53Will you go away and stop following me? I want to go alone.
09:57Oh, I'm out of breath from this silly chase.
10:01Lysander, what is he doing on the ground?
10:05Is he dead? I don't see any blood.
10:09Lysander, if you're alive, please wake up.
10:14Wake up.
10:17Darling beautiful Helena, my love Helena.
10:22Lysander, what is wrong with you?
10:25Wrong, my sweet love.
10:27Nothing has ever been more right.
10:30Dearest Helena.
10:38Lysander? Lysander, where are you?
10:43Oh, I'm so frightened, Lysander.
10:47What fools these mortals be.
10:57Ah, sweet Titania, lovely queen of the fairy kingdom.
11:01Who or what will she first look upon when she awakens?
11:05What creature will she love?
11:09One of these performers here to rehearse their play.
11:13Pyramus, you begin.
11:15Then, when you have spoken your speech, enter into that thicket.
11:19And show on each of you according to his cue.
11:23Speak, Pyramus.
11:25Thisbe, put your ear up to the wall.
11:29Thisbe, the flowers of Odius Saber's suite.
11:36Odius, Odius.
11:39But, Hork, a voice.
11:42Why don't you stay a while, and by and by I will be back.
12:00Must I speak now?
12:02Yes, you must.
12:04He will come right back.
12:06A most radiant Pyramus.
12:08As true as true as horse that would never tire.
12:11Pyramus, enter.
12:13Your cue is passed.
12:15It is never tire.
12:18If I were fair, Thisbe,
12:21Oh, I were only yours.
12:24Run, everybody.
12:28I understand their tricks.
12:31This is to make a jackass of me.
12:36I will walk up and down here and up.
12:39I will sing so that they can hear that I am not afraid.
12:46So that they can hear that I am not afraid.
13:17Quel ange me réveille de mon lit fleurant?
13:21J'avoue que je t'aime à première vue.
13:25Oh, je pense, mademoiselle.
13:27Tu devrais avoir un peu de raison pour ça.
13:30Et oui, pour dire la vérité,
13:32raison et amour ne sont rarement unis aujourd'hui.
13:36Tu es aussi intelligente que tu es magnifique.
13:40Oh, je t'aime tellement.
13:46Oh, je t'aime tellement.
13:48C'est suffisant.
13:50Allons, nous allons dire à mon roi Oberon
13:52de ce délirant développement.
14:00Ah, c'est un merveilleux pacte.
14:02Mieux que tout ce que je pouvais imaginer.
14:05Mais qu'est-ce de l'Athénien?
14:07As-tu utilisé la juce de l'amour sur ses yeux
14:10comme je t'ai demandé de le faire?
14:12Oh, oui, oui, c'est ce que j'ai fait.
14:14Quand il se réveille, il va voir la dame et il va l'aimer.
14:18Attention, c'est l'Athénien.
14:21C'est une femme, mais ce n'est pas le même homme.
14:24C'est Armia et Demetrius.
14:31Oh, pourquoi es-tu si moche pour quelqu'un qui t'aime tellement?
14:34Je devrais être plus moche,
14:36parce que je pense que tu as tué Lysander dans son sommeil.
14:39Je ne l'ai pas fait.
14:40Pour tout ce que je sais, il n'est même pas mort.
14:42Dis-moi alors qu'il est bien.
14:44Et si je le suis, qu'est-ce que tu me donneras?
14:47Le privilège de ne jamais me voir de nouveau.
14:50Ah, il n'y a pas d'utile de suivre elle quand elle est si en colère.
14:55Je devrais bien rester ici et me reposer un moment.
15:00Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?
15:02Tu as fait un erreur et mis la juce de l'amour sur les yeux d'un vrai amant.
15:07Va plus rapidement que le vent
15:09et trouve Helena d'Athènes
15:11et amène-la ici.
15:12J'y vais, j'y vais,
15:13à l'arrache de Tartuffe.
15:16J'y vais.
15:17La fleur de cette juice de l'amour
15:19frappée par l'archerie de Cupid
15:21tombe dans l'apple de son oeil.
15:24Quand il voit sa propre amour,
15:27laisse-la briller aussi glorieusement
15:30que la Vénus du ciel.
15:34Oh, capitaine de notre bande de fées,
15:36Helena est en route ici,
15:38poursuivie par la juce de l'amour que j'ai mis sur elle.
15:41Oh, quel spectacle que vous allez voir!
15:44Oh, mon Dieu!
15:45Quelles folles ces mortels sont!
15:49Pourquoi pensez-vous que je vous déconne?
15:51Je le jure, Helena!
15:53Je vous aime!
15:55Oh, bien sûr!
15:56Et Hermia?
15:57Vous la donneriez?
15:59Demetrius aime Hermia, il peut l'avoir!
16:03Oh, Helena,
16:05Gaddaf,
16:06Nymph,
16:07la créature divine!
16:09Oh, laissez-moi embrasser cette princesse!
16:12Oh, arrêtez!
16:14Vous aimez Hermia Demetrius?
16:16Prenez-la!
16:17Prenez-la vous-même!
16:19J'aime Helena!
16:20Allez-y, moquez-moi!
16:22Vous dépêchez votre respiration!
16:24Oh, Lysander,
16:25Dieu merci, vous êtes en vie!
16:27Pourquoi m'avez-vous laissé là?
16:29Je vous ai laissé parce que je ne pouvais pas vous tenir!
16:31N'est-ce pas clair?
16:33Vous ne pouvez pas dire ça!
16:35Oh, vous êtes dans cette blague aussi, Hermia!
16:38Restez, Helena, mon amour!
16:40Ma femme!
16:41Mon amour!
16:44Helena, croyez-moi,
16:46je vous aime plus que jamais!
16:49Voulez-vous aller quelque part et le prouver?
16:52Maintenant!
16:59C'était juste de la négligence?
17:01Ou avez-vous commis vos erreurs volontairement?
17:04Oh, croyez-moi, roi des ombres,
17:06c'était une erreur!
17:08Suivez-les, Robin,
17:10et vous verrez qu'ils vont dormir,
17:12chacun de l'un de l'autre côté.
17:14Ensuite, détruisez cet herbe dans l'œil de Lysander.
17:18Il a le pouvoir de détruire l'amour que la fleur a apporté.
17:22Et je vais aller à ma reine Titania.
17:25Ensuite, je vais la libérer du pouvoir de la fleur de l'amour
17:29et tout sera en paix.
17:32Lysander?
17:33Tu te lèves?
17:34Tu t'es caché?
17:36Ne bouge pas!
17:47Oh, malheureuse nuit!
17:49Je dois aller dormir.
17:51Et peut-être que mes rêves seront plus agréables.
17:54Seulement trois!
17:56Et j'en ai besoin d'un!
17:59Je n'ai jamais été si inquiète
18:01et si désolée.
18:04Ma vie est terminée.
18:06Je ne peux plus aller plus loin.
18:08Plus loin.
18:10Sur le sol, le son du sommeil,
18:12j'appliquerai à tes yeux
18:14la rémédie de l'amour gentil.
18:16Et quand tu te réveilleras,
18:18encore une fois,
18:19tu seras en amour avec ta Hermione.
18:21Demetrius restera en amour avec Helena
18:23et tout sera en paix
18:25et tranquillité.
18:29Et voici Titania.
18:31Elle est encore amoureuse de Bottom the Weaver.
18:34Eh bien, Robin,
18:36que penses-tu de cette vision ridicule?
18:39Je ne peux pas m'aider, mais je la pitié avec cet oeuf.
18:42Alors je vais terminer cette follicité.
18:45Réveille-toi, ma chère Reine Titania.
18:51Mon Oberon!
18:53J'ai dormi?
18:55Oh, mes rêves!
18:57J'ai dormi?
18:59J'ai dormi?
19:00Oh, mes rêves!
19:02Je pensais que j'étais en amour avec un salopard!
19:06Là est ton amour.
19:09Oh!
19:11Comment ça a pu se passer?
19:13Robin,
19:14Robin, prends-en cette tête.
19:16Ah ah ah ah!
19:18Oui, mon Seigneur.
19:20Et quand tu te réveilleras,
19:21Regarde encore une fois avec tes yeux de fou.
19:27J'ai eu un rêve le plus inusuel.
19:30Je pensais que j'étais...
19:32Et je pensais que j'avais...
19:34Peter Quails!
19:36Je suis toujours en train d'attendre mon coup!
19:40Ah ah ah ah!
19:58Oui, mon Seigneur.
20:00Voici ma fille diabolique, Hermia avec Lysander.
20:04Arrête-les en un seul coup, je vous prie.
20:11Idiote.
20:12Tu es trop folle.
20:14Regarde comment ils sont heureux ensemble.
20:16Non, je ne les arrêterai pas.
20:19Au contraire,
20:20Je les inviterai à se marier à la même cérémonie que Hippolyte et moi.
20:26Éveillez les amoureux.
20:28Nous devons les préparer pour les fêtes.
20:36Si nous, les ombres, nous avons offensé,
20:38Pensez à tout ce qui s'est passé.
20:40Que vous avez mais tombé ici,
20:42Pendant que ces visions apparaissaient.
20:44Et maintenant, nous partons avec la lumière du jour.
20:46Laissant vous?
20:47C'est mais un rêve.
20:49Alors claquez vos mains si nous sommes des amis.
20:52Et Robin rêve.
20:55Il n'arrête jamais.
20:57Quelle folie, ces mortels.