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00:00I bet you Brandon Walker uses that phrase.
00:02Absolutely.
00:03Are you kidding me? We say that all the time.
00:04Treat yourself around a saucer.
00:05Why don't you just treat yourself around a saucer? It's not literal.
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00:54Good read, Dani.
00:55Yeah, nice.
00:56Are my pants the same color as the chair?
00:58Yes.
00:59What the... Oh, my God.
01:00You just look like a torso sitting there. You look like a floaty.
01:03You're blending in. Yeah, you don't even wear that.
01:05Cool.
01:07I'm already almost like legless.
01:08You're very rough.
01:09Thank you. Thank you so much.
01:11You're welcome.
01:13All right, guys, let's get to our first topic, which was one of the all-time
01:16solves slash blunders in Wheel of Fortune history. I don't know if you guys were watching it.
01:21The answer was give yourself a round of applause, and our man answered,
01:25give yourself a round of sausage.
01:27A round of sausage.
01:28Treat yourself a round of sausage.
01:31A round of sausage.
01:32Well, you're going to get three U's.
01:36I'd like to solve a puzzle.
01:38Okay, well, let's hear it.
01:40Treat yourself a round of sausage.
01:44I'm sorry, that's not it.
01:45Over to Katina.
01:47I'd like to solve.
01:48Okay.
01:49Give yourself a round of applause.
01:51Yeah, that's it.
01:54That must just be a saying in his house.
01:56Maybe.
01:57Treat your, well, me and the girls in college.
01:59Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:00Oh, yeah. One.
02:02That poor man.
02:03Just kidding.
02:04And apparently he doesn't put a space between a and sausage.
02:06So it's kind of-
02:07I love that.
02:08It's kind of hard to have sympathy for him.
02:09A round of sausage.
02:11Treat yourself a round of sausage.
02:12I love that.
02:12Also, treat, there was four, the first word, give four blocks.
02:16Treat five blocks.
02:17That would be five letters.
02:19He totally got that wrong.
02:20A lot, he got a lot wrong.
02:22He did.
02:23And unless that's like, is that, I bet you Brandon Walker uses that phrase.
02:28Absolutely.
02:28Are you kidding me?
02:29We say that all the time.
02:30Treat yourself a round of sausage.
02:30Why don't you just treat yourself a round of sausage?
02:32It's not literal.
02:33Yeah, he's a big andoey guy.
02:36But Will is this guy's name.
02:39Going off the Wills I know around here, this tracks.
02:42Yeah.
02:43This tracks.
02:44Don't ask him what sci-fi is or anything like that.
02:46Or any question.
02:47He's also a police officer.
02:49Oh, no way.
02:50So he said when he gets back home afterwards,
02:52he expects to find a lot of sausage in his cop car.
02:56Do you ever live this down if you're Will?
02:58The rest of your life, anytime you're at a show or something and they say,
03:02give a round of applause.
03:03You know, your buddy next to you is like, or Will, you can give him a round of sausage.
03:06Can I say something?
03:08You may.
03:08Cool.
03:09Thank God.
03:10This is the best case scenario for going on Wheel of Fortune.
03:12Besides winning 50,000.
03:15I think this is better.
03:16Like winning everybody's hearts with a terrible blunder.
03:18Yeah.
03:19You have this longevity.
03:20It's funny.
03:21You get to tell your when you're a pappy.
03:22This is a fun thing to show your grandkids.
03:25This is better than any scenario on Wheel of Fortune.
03:28Hey, kids, look how fucking dumb I was.
03:30No, it's like, yeah.
03:31Like, hey, it's not all bad.
03:33Like, I've embarrassed myself in front of Seacrest.
03:34That's a nightmare.
03:35Embarrass yourself in front of Seacrest.
03:37Yeah.
03:37When it comes to hosts, you don't want to like fuck up in front of.
03:41Seacrest is probably too below Mario Lopez for me.
03:44I'd have to agree.
03:45This is kind of a fear of mine.
03:48I won't even call it an irrational fear.
03:49A completely irrational fear.
03:51Kind of half the reason I don't do the dozen trivia here.
03:54I think anytime you have to put your knowledge on display,
03:58you can go terribly south.
03:59Just like this.
04:00That's the reason you're not on.
04:01I thought it was because you were dull and mundane.
04:04That's second reason.
04:05And because no one wanted me on their team.
04:06There's plenty of reasons.
04:07Yeah.
04:08No, the biggest reason is because your fear.
04:10Yes.
04:11I do think when people get under the bright lights, they fuck it up.
04:15That's me with Sporkle and the Yak every time.
04:18Excuse me.
04:18I say something stupid every single day.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:23When Chaps is running around the office trying to get you to.
04:25Oh, that's a perfect example.
04:27Answer if you're smarter than a fifth grader or not.
04:29I run.
04:29It's like I'm getting subpoenaed.
04:30I'm getting served.
04:31I just dart to the next floor.
04:33I did laugh it off.
04:35Yes.
04:35And that's the most important part.
04:37He did.
04:38I hope this guy gets like a local sausage contract.
04:40Oh my God.
04:41If he collabs, if I was like the local sausage house,
04:44maybe he's from Wisconsin.
04:45I see big things for this guy.
04:46Definitely pay off.
04:47Oh, if he's on like a really localized commercial, he's going to be a star.
04:52We're going to be seeing him in Instagram ads for sausage before we know it.
04:56And our next topic is a woman is going viral for having to cancel her honeymoon after
05:03her 270 guest wedding only gave 3000 cash, including one person who gave $10.
05:10I'll start with this.
05:11Is it ever appropriate to give a $10 gift for anything?
05:18You know, a birthday like 10 is, I think, 20 bare minimum for even the lowest of
05:24celebrations.
05:25Giving is just weird.
05:25Giving 10 to like a kid.
05:28Yes.
05:28Like a $10 gift card to Dairy Queen, I think is okay.
05:3310 is I mean, I don't want to sound like this woman.
05:37I don't want to shame anybody for giving 10.
05:39It's on her for having poor ass friends.
05:42That's on her.
05:42I will also say weddings to get to them.
05:45Sometimes you got the flight, the hotel, the meal, like the clothes, all this stuff.
05:49It can get really expensive.
05:50So maybe that's all this person had left by the time.
05:53So I actually...
05:54Did you do a honeymoon?
05:56No, I didn't.
05:57Thank God.
05:58So I actually called my parents like right before this to be like, can I ask you guys?
06:02Because they paid for my wedding.
06:03Yeah.
06:04I was like, I hate to do this.
06:05I'm divorced now, Danny.
06:07Long time divorced.
06:08Were your parents like, what the fuck?
06:10I had over...
06:13Let me see how many guests.
06:14325 guests.
06:16Popular.
06:16At my wedding.
06:18They said it was over $60,000.
06:21And I remember like, I had to have the chocolate fountain.
06:24I had to have the party bus.
06:26And it wasn't just the wedding.
06:28Afterwards, we rented out this bar.
06:30And I had to have this like singer that we all loved.
06:33And like, it was...
06:35And I'm not like a things like diva kind of person.
06:39I...
06:40But I feel like it's like the Northeast wedding culture.
06:43I don't know if it's like that out here.
06:44But it's like, every wedding is kind of a carbon copy of the big Catholic church.
06:49Then everybody goes to the whatever.
06:51And that's just...
06:52I didn't even consider another way.
06:56It was like, this is what we have to do.
06:57And I asked them.
06:59But anyway, it was fun for them to tell me it was over $60,000.
07:03And I never paid it back.
07:04And then I got divorced.
07:05And my dad was like, you should divide that by however many years you were married.
07:08And we can...
07:09You could figure out how much.
07:11How much.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Send your ex out.
07:13Did you figure it out?
07:14It was what?
07:162012 to 2016.
07:18Rest in peace.
07:19What is that?
07:19Four?
07:20$60,000 divided by four.
07:22I bet the man you married like all the activities because it gave him more time.
07:26Like you were distracted so he could go sleep with other people.
07:29He did.
07:30He certainly did.
07:31It was a whole to do.
07:32Anyway.
07:33Yeah.
07:33That's one way to put it.
07:34But...
07:34Fuck that dude.
07:36I know some of my friends, their parents were like,
07:39you can either have this big expensive wedding
07:41or we'll give you $40,000 towards a down payment on a house.
07:44And some of them still picked the wedding.
07:46Oh, that's crazy.
07:46Like, yeah, it's crazy.
07:47That's crazy.
07:48I mean, yeah, it's your special day, I guess you've always dreamed of.
07:50Like if and when the beef gets down on one, he gives you a big old rock.
07:56He won't.
07:57Let's pressure him.
07:58Okay, okay.
07:59Gives you a big...
07:59Four carats.
08:01Oh.
08:03When you go to your parents, like, will they be like,
08:05Kate, like, we already did this.
08:07Like, what's the...
08:07Oh, I would never.
08:08We would get eloped in Vegas or something.
08:10Yeah, no, I would never do a wedding like that again.
08:12Is that a one-time thing?
08:13Big time.
08:14I don't think...
08:15I'm always shocked when people who have a big wedding have like another huge wedding.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Oh, shit.
08:18Because I still feel that I'm...
08:20Not to brag on this girl, I made way more money.
08:24Given I didn't pay for it, my parents did.
08:26But I got like well over 10 grand in gifts from our guests and stuff.
08:29I will say $3,000 isn't a lot from 270 guests, but maybe it's because she sucks.
08:34I was going to say, I don't want to brag, I made bank.
08:37I made...
08:38People were like...
08:38And that makes me feel even worse now that I'm divorced because I have to like...
08:42I go to the beach and there's Aunt Pam who gave me the $400 mixer.
08:47Yeah, thank you.
08:48Do you always remember who gave you what at your wedding?
08:50I hear that's a thing.
08:51You do.
08:52You do.
08:53The good stuff.
08:54The good stuff.
08:55I hear the standard is like $100 per plate.
08:58So if you have a plus one, maybe $200, maybe a little more if they're closer.
09:01That's pretty hefty, I thought.
09:02Dude, I feel like $200 is like the new norm, which is crazy.
09:04No way.
09:05I thought $100 was like a good gift.
09:07It's like...
09:07I'd say like $150, $200.
09:09Holy shit.
09:09To say $100 per plate, like...
09:11And that's just like if you...
09:12They're just like a baseline friend, not a best friend, not a good friend, anything like that.
09:17Speaking on weddings, is Bridezilla still a show?
09:20I wish.
09:21No, it's not.
09:22I fucking loved that show.
09:23How did that ever like...
09:25They approach somebody and be like, hey, do you want to be on Bridezilla's?
09:28Like, isn't that the biggest red flag for the husband?
09:30Or like...
09:30Yes.
09:31Isn't that embarrassing for the woman?
09:33Like, how did that ever come to be?
09:34I think it's more relatable than you want it to be, Nick.
09:36Did they trick them into it?
09:38No, I think every girl gets to just be an egomaniac, whatever they want on their wedding day.
09:42There's no way you were, Kate.
09:43No, no.
09:44But like she got everything she wanted.
09:45Her favorite singer, a chocolate fountain.
09:46Oh, you're right.
09:47Because they were afraid of the consequences.
09:48Maybe the...
09:48Right, you literal bitch.
09:49Maybe I am a bitch.
09:50Maybe the problem is she had one day to complain about this and it had to be the wedding day.
09:54And now it's like a week later.
09:55But she put it on the Facebook group?
09:57That's how you know it's real.
09:58But you know, you're past your time for complaining about your wedding.
10:01You should have done it weeks ago.
10:04That isn't a lot.
10:05I will say, someone wore basketball shorts to my wedding.
10:08No way.
10:08Yeah, that sticks out in my mind.
10:10I don't remember...
10:11Were they like nice basketball shorts?
10:13No, I remember the big gifts.
10:15Fucking sick basketball shorts.
10:15But I don't remember.
10:16I didn't even keep track.
10:17Like, some people maybe didn't even give a gift.
10:19But I would never keep track of that.
10:21But I remember the basketball shorts very well.
10:23There's always like a bright ball shirt.
10:25Oh, basketball shorts.
10:26That's tough.
10:27How could you ever defend basketball shorts if you walk in wearing those?
10:31I mean, there were weddings where like I wasn't a groomsman, thank God.
10:34But like you were supposed to wear like a hat with a fish hook on the bill.
10:38What?
10:38Yeah, like a lot of hat.
10:40Like you wear the fish hook on the bill of your hat.
10:41You've never seen that?
10:43You have a spare.
10:44That used to be like a trend.
10:44To a wedding?
10:45Yeah, a lot of groomsmen.
10:47I'll open up Facebook right now.
10:48I'll show you three.
10:48Shut up.
10:49Like a camo hat with the...
10:52Yeah, and you wear like the short sleeve button up.
10:53You're in jeans and like a pretty big black belt and brown shoes.
10:57I remember the West Virginia couple from Teen Mom's wedding.
10:59And it sounds like...
11:01A lot of weddings are like plaid button up short sleeves, jeans,
11:05and like camo hats that are really fucking bent.
11:08Those are the guys giving $10.
11:10Yeah.
11:11You learn something new.
11:12Wedding culture is very like...
11:14It is.
11:14It's so expensive.
11:15And it's like, I feel like like how I didn't think there was another option.
11:18It was like, I have to have this big wedding, blah, blah, blah.
11:20They have a chokehold.
11:21The wedding industry has a chokehold on us.
11:23Did you ever say yes to the dress moment?
11:25I was...
11:26So we were in the Marines.
11:27And so I was out in California.
11:28I just like went, I'm so low maintenance.
11:29That's why I can't believe I had ended up with like such a huge wedding.
11:32I like went to the dress store, picked out the first one.
11:34It was like, I'll take this one.
11:35Thanks.
11:35Like by myself.
11:36By yourself?
11:37Yeah, yeah.
11:38Is there still the pressure of wearing your mom's wedding dress?
11:41No, I don't think so.
11:42The hot thing that is big on TikTok now is girls take their mom's wedding dress to designers
11:47and they make them fashionable and fun again.
11:49So they change everything about them.
11:50Yes, they change the whole thing.
11:52And then they wear it at the reception.
11:53What is the wedding tradition?
11:54Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue?
11:58Yes, I think that's what it is.
12:00It very much is.
12:02What does that mean?
12:03You have to be wearing on your wedding day something old, something new, something you
12:06borrowed and something fucking blue?
12:08So like something your grandmother gives you, like her brooch to wear.
12:11That's the something old.
12:12Something new.
12:12Your mom gives you like a new piece of jewelry.
12:14You wear like a blue flower under your whatever.
12:17I did all those things and it didn't work, honey.
12:19What was your something borrowed?
12:23I think it was jewelry.
12:24Was your something blue?
12:26I think it was in my flowers.
12:28It was like a blue ribbon on my bouquet or something like that.
12:31I feel like I really see the blue stick out more.
12:34I will say this.
12:35I had a great time.
12:36I had a blast at my wedding.
12:38When does the bride and groom start drinking?
12:39We've gone so off track here.
12:40I know, I'm sorry.
12:41No, no, no, this is on me.
12:42I'm asking more questions.
12:46Did you do it before you went to the church?
12:47Had champagne while I was getting ready.
12:49I think I kind of boozed straight through the day.
12:51Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:51Into the night.
12:52So no difference to any other day?
12:54One of my cousins tried to fight my ex-husband's sister outside over it.
12:57It was great.
12:58There was a fistfight between our bridal party and another that was at the hotel that night.
13:03It was like the most classic.
13:04Yeah, you guys are walking to each other snapping.
13:05King of Prussia.
13:06It's the Dolce.
13:07It was a whole thing.
13:09Oh, that's typical.
13:11It was a great night.
13:12While we're on topic, how much of the wedding cake you think is actually getting eaten?
13:15Great question.
13:16The past couple I've been to, I would say maybe 10%.
13:19And it's never good.
13:20It's never that good.
13:22It's big, but not good.
13:23Big foods are never good.
13:24They're just big.
13:26Well, it's been enlightening.
13:28Sorry.
13:28I have a ton of questions.
13:29It's very interesting.
13:30Next we have, you can now buy the Batmobile from the Dark Knight trilogy for a whopping $3 million.
13:37I'll start by saying Batmobile needs to cost way more than that.
13:40Nick?
13:41Yeah, I mean, Bruce Wayne being a billionaire.
13:43I mean, I guess he doesn't care about aesthetics.
13:46He just wants to go function over form, which I agree with.
13:51It's not street legal, but I don't imagine the person that would buy it, they're probably just,
13:55it's going to go to a Saudi Arabian prince.
13:57100%.
13:57And he's going to fuck an Instagram model in it.
13:58Yep.
13:59Or like a new episode of MTV's My Sweet 16, something like that.
14:02Oh, get, oh my God.
14:04We should pitch together Big Cat's money and get it.
14:09And just have it parked, taking up a prime parking space at all times.
14:12Yeah, the handicap spot.
14:13I'm sure it won't get tampered with at all or broken into either.
14:16I can see Funk dropping off Brandon in this.
14:18Oh my God, yes.
14:18After getting a haircut.
14:20I can totally see.
14:22Wait a minute.
14:25What are you reading there?
14:25They're selling 10 replicas.
14:27It's not the original.
14:28Bale's ass cheeks were never in this.
14:30Nope.
14:30There were no Bale cheeks.
14:32That really takes the price down.
14:33That really takes the price down.
14:3410 limited editions.
14:36The original Batmobile had guns and it turned into a motorcycle.
14:41This doesn't either.
14:42I'd imagine these things would be really disappointing when you see it.
14:45Each one of these also comes with a limber teen called Robin.
14:49Oh, wonderful.
14:50That's what people are really paying for.
14:52Yeah, it comes with a little twink named Robin.
14:55And so that I think is the hot selling point for this vehicle.
14:58I asked Robby, I texted him because he's the one who did this blog and he's a giant nerd.
15:02I asked him how fast does it go and he couldn't tell me.
15:05But I'm assuming if you buy like you kind of want it to haul ass,
15:09but I don't know if this thing could.
15:10I bet you if you're spending 10 million on a one of 10 car, it never even touches the road.
15:16Which is a damn shame.
15:18They should do one raffle to give away to just a regular person.
15:21A guy that needs a car.
15:23So it's just like, yeah, it's point A to point B.
15:25Like a bingo night.
15:27You know those big ranches in Texas where they do bachelor parties and it's like,
15:30come shoot a 50 cal off this tank, blah, blah, blah.
15:33Like if I was one of those, I can see me buying one of those and letting
15:36bachelors drive it around the ranch all crazy.
15:38So that's why I wouldn't know.
15:39But apparently it's made out of Kevlar, which I think is pretty heavy.
15:42Whoa.
15:42Do you think a cop is like too afraid to pull that over?
15:46Like it's street legal, but like what cop's like, let's get that guy.
15:49Oh, god damn it.
15:51I think if I was a cop, I would just because I would need to know who was driving it.
15:56If it's really the Batman or not.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Anything there's only a limited amount of, 10,
16:00I feel like it should be at least double digit millions.
16:02Yeah, one of 10 vehicle.
16:07I don't know though.
16:08I feel like the Dark Knight, especially as a classic, I think you could,
16:12one of these is going to end up in a museum.
16:14Yeah.
16:15One, like I bet you, if you buy it for 3 million,
16:17you could probably flip it for 10 and five years.
16:20Right.
16:20You just lie and say, this is actually from the movie.
16:22You don't even have to lie.
16:23I think just the one of 10 and the fandom of Batman, unless Batman gets shitty and.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Did this come out because of the Penguin series?
16:32It seems like it's.
16:33This is the Christian Bale Batman though, not our paths.
16:37But the season one finale just ended and this came out coincidentally.
16:43I heard that shows very good.
16:44It is.
16:45All right.
16:45Moving on to the next topic, which obviously is Mattel apologizes after accidentally promoting
16:53a porn site on packaging for the new Wicked doll.
16:55Haven't to the best of us.
16:57Have either of you seen Wicked?
16:59Yes.
16:59No.
17:00Have you?
17:01Yes.
17:01I've taken my mom to see it.
17:02It's fabulous.
17:03I was super interested in this doll.
17:05And next thing I know.
17:06I heard you singing popular around the office.
17:08You do a lot.
17:09What'd you say?
17:10You sing the song popular from the musical.
17:12Oftentimes around the office.
17:14Yes.
17:14Only because I saw this and it led me to a porn site.
17:17Now, Wicked.com.
17:18I think.
17:19Is that a pretty well known porno site?
17:21Yes.
17:21And there.
17:22So you know how.
17:26What do you know?
17:26I'm on top of this one.
17:27You didn't even let me finish the word site.
17:30Sorry.
17:31Pull it up.
17:32Oh, yeah, it is.
17:34Wicked thing is parody porn.
17:37So they have a whole franchise that's it's not called Fast and Furious, but it's like.
17:43Fast and Furious porn.
17:44Yeah, they have a whole it's where.
17:46Oh, what's her name?
17:47Got her start there.
17:48They're hot one right now.
17:49They're they're like, I'm honest to God, not a porn guy.
17:53So I, I, I couldn't.
17:55I can't help you here.
17:56But Danny, I am.
17:57But I haven't been to Wicked and maybe I will be tonight.
18:00They do is parody.
18:01I don't understand why you'd want a parody.
18:04Well, I'll say this.
18:05I remember we'll get to the toy in a second.
18:07Do you guys remember?
18:08I was in the Marines.
18:09Kate, do you like parodies?
18:11I do.
18:12Parodies nuts down your fucking throat.
18:17Oh, I walked right into it.
18:19I knew it.
18:21We even do this so much off camera.
18:23You're never safe.
18:24Damn it.
18:25All right, Kate, back to porn.
18:26Back to porn now.
18:29Pirates.
18:29When there was a parody of a porn parody of pirates because pirates of the Caribbean
18:35was so huge at the time.
18:37And I remember like it swept the Marine Corps by storm.
18:40Everybody had seen it.
18:41I saw the whole thing.
18:42Do you watch it to laugh or do you watch it to pound off?
18:44It was great.
18:46Like funny, like story.
18:47The set design was incredible.
18:49They're like down in the bow of like a real ship.
18:52Do you forget that you're watching a porno?
18:54No, there's a lot of cock.
18:56Wait, it's the same famous pirate porn as Simon got caught in from the barstool history.
19:01What?
19:01The pirate porn saga.
19:03Early barstool.
19:04He downloaded it to the old Milton office and it showed up on like the internet.
19:07It must be the same pirate.
19:09Maybe it was Kate all along.
19:10Maybe it was me.
19:11It must be.
19:11I didn't know that lore.
19:13But anyway, Wicked is coming out.
19:16And so they're selling all these toys.
19:18They had over 50.
19:19It's like one of the biggest PR campaigns ever.
19:21They collabed with like 50 different brands from Crocs to Starbucks to whatever with different.
19:25I can't turn on TV without seeing a Wicked like commercial.
19:28Yeah, because it's Target's toy that Mattel put these boxes out of the two main characters,
19:36the witch Elphaba and Glenda, the good witch.
19:39Everything's pink and green, but they put out these toys.
19:41And then on the box is wicked.com on everything and on the manuals and on whatever.
19:46And that's the porn site.
19:47So that had to have been from like the first design of the box.
19:50They just type that in like this is probably the website.
19:53Nobody thought to look at it.
19:54Yeah.
19:54Are they still selling the dolls?
19:56Because I think that'll be a cool collector's item.
19:58I think so too.
19:59I believe they were taken.
20:00They have been recalled.
20:02So just for that, I guess.
20:05Because I'm like, what kid is actually going to type that in?
20:08The box is going to be in the garbage the second it gets home.
20:11Right.
20:11Yeah.
20:12So that's interesting, though.
20:15I mean, sure.
20:16Safe to assume Wicked would be the name of the site.
20:18But you got to double check before putting it on every single box.
20:21What are we doing here?
20:22You do.
20:22You do.
20:23I'm curious.
20:25Wicked porn parody.
20:26I'm trying to think what other companies are like that where the name is already taken by a porn.
20:32Whitehouse.com was a big one.
20:34I remember that.
20:35Good one.
20:36Mm hmm.
20:36There's one that took my time.
20:38I can't remember.
20:38But I figured you would know, Kate, since you're so into porn.
20:41I did.
20:41Well, I checked all of Wicked's social media.
20:44So the good news is if you type in Wicked.com, you have to go through many layers to get to
20:48actual nipples and vagina.
20:50There's a lot of Deadpool porn.
20:52Is there?
20:53Yeah.
20:54They have an Austin Powers style porn.
20:56They have like.
20:56Batman and Superman double team Wonder Woman.
21:01I think I'd like to work for.
21:03I feel like.
21:03You'd be really good at writing porn.
21:06I think I would.
21:06And the thing about like writing like sketches or scripts, the hardest part is the ending.
21:11Porn endings are all the same.
21:13You know what's going to.
21:14Yeah, that's it takes the most pressure off of the writing process.
21:18Yeah, I forget that part.
21:22There's a twist and they twist it so it doesn't come out.
21:27Kinked it like a hose.
21:31Very fun.
21:32All right, now we're on to the after show.
21:34You guys got anything?
21:35What's going on around the office?
21:38Stu Feiner tomorrow at the Laugh Factory is doing an hour and a half life story live.
21:43OK.
21:44There might be some porn in that, too.
21:46I know.
21:47I think it's about an hour, but I think he's going up there.
21:50I don't know how prepped.
21:51I think he's going to raw dog a lot of it.
21:53A lot of audience.
21:54It's going to be.
21:54It's just his own show.
21:56He's doing.
21:57Well, me, Mook, PFT are like a part of it.
22:00I think I'm just going to do five minutes, but Stu is doing his life story
22:04live and it will be filmed.
22:06I think Stu's doing a fucking comedy special tomorrow.
22:09This is like somewhere between a talk in a rally.
22:12Yeah, unbelievable.
22:13So I'm actually really excited.
22:14Real doctor of the soul.
22:16Is that what he's calling himself?
22:18Real doctor of the soul.
22:20What's the real doctor of the soul?
22:22Is that what he's calling his special?
22:23The real doctor of the soul.
22:26I love Stu.
22:26I can't.
22:27I can't wait to watch it.
22:29The real is throwing me off.
22:30I think there are some tickets left.
22:33If anybody wants to come through in the area, I'm sure it will be.
22:36I'd imagine he will be saying things that won't be able to make the final video.
22:43I'm going to say your intuition is right.
22:45Thank you, Kate.
22:46Yep.
22:47It might end like a wicked film where he busts.
22:51He could.
22:51Yeah, it comes out like Triple H.
22:54Stu is one of few people who really doesn't need a microphone on stage.
22:58He projects.
22:59He projects.
23:00All right.
23:00So everyone go buy tickets to that.
23:02Go see Nick.
23:02Go see Stu, the real doctor of the soul.
23:04The real doctor of the soul.
23:05The real doctor.
23:06That's what we've always called him.
23:07That's what we've always called him.
23:10And that's the rundown.
23:12We'll see you guys next week.