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00:00No way! Ralph, after 25 years, I think I know my wife!
00:04Wrong, Harry! You're married to a temptress!
00:07Wanna try for one of your own, honey?
00:15I love my mom and dad and my brother too, and the groovy way we get along.
00:21Every time the slightest little thing goes wrong, my mom starts to sing this familiar song.
00:29Just wait till your father gets, until your father gets, wait till your father gets home.
00:35Dad's not so bad and he seldom gets mad.
00:38And we aren't about to desert him.
00:41Kids today like to have their own way, and what daddy doesn't know won't hurt him.
00:47I think my mom's a swell.
00:49But she starts to yell.
00:51Every time we have a month.
00:54Wait till your father gets, until your father gets, wait till your father gets home.
00:59See what I mean?
01:00Wait till your father gets home.
01:02We know.
01:24Harry! Harry, wake up!
01:27Morning, darling. Something wrong?
01:30Harry, Saturday is our 25th anniversary.
01:34And I'm going crazy thinking of what to get you.
01:37Please tell me what you want.
01:3925 years with you, hmm?
01:42Well, I guess I've earned something.
01:45Let's see. Always wanted a Rolls Royce. A yacht?
01:48Harry, be serious.
01:50It's our silver anniversary.
01:52What can I give you?
01:54Well, I do need some shorts.
01:56But I wouldn't like them in silver.
01:58And don't go spending $7 a pair like you did on my birthday.
02:01Oh, they were beautiful.
02:03Yeah, but $7 shorts inhibit me.
02:06I hate walking around feeling I can't live up to my underwear.
02:09Harry, there must be something.
02:12Irma, all I want is another 25 years like the last 25.
02:18Harry Boyle, I love you.
02:21Well, that's perfectly understandable.
02:24You've got yourself quite a guy.
02:30What in the world are you doing?
02:32I'm going to do my exercises.
02:35Well, what are the chocolates for?
02:37Those are my rewards for exercising.
02:40One, two, three.
02:45I figured I needed an incentive to lose weight.
02:48Alice, I don't think that...
02:50This works, Mom.
02:52Yesterday, I did 20 push-ups.
02:56From here, it looks more like 40.
03:00Hey, did you decide on what to get Papa for his anniversary present yet?
03:04Oh, everything I want is just too expensive.
03:08You're doing great. Just great.
03:10You're a lucky girl to be married to a caveman.
03:12I understand they were very generous husbands.
03:15When the missus said she wanted a new fur coat,
03:17he'd give her his club and say,
03:18Honey, take out anything you like.
03:21Mama, that's what you should do.
03:23Marry a caveman?
03:25But I'm happy with your father.
03:27You want to get Papa a great present?
03:29Well, if you got on Let's Make a Deal,
03:31maybe you could win one.
03:33Boy, wouldn't your father be surprised?
03:36But I'm too shy.
03:38I could never do anything like that.
03:41Besides, what would I wear?
03:44Mom, I've got it.
03:48Oh, it's in here somewhere.
03:50Oh, here it is.
03:52Isn't it perfect?
03:56My cologne costume from the school play.
03:59You expect me to go out in that?
04:01Alice, I wear more than that to take a shower.
04:06Oh, Mama, don't be so old-fashioned.
04:10See? It's too daring.
04:12Why, your father wouldn't even let me into bed in that outfit.
04:16Alice, I couldn't go out in those two little pieces.
04:19Well, this isn't the whole outfit.
04:21There's another piece.
04:23Oh, I figured there would be.
04:25This imitation diamond.
04:27But where do I wear that?
04:29In your navel.
04:33Alice, I'm the mother of three children,
04:35and I have better things to do with my navel.
04:39Mama, believe me, you can handle it.
04:42You'd be stunning.
04:44Your figure is as good as mine.
04:49I'll take this one.
04:50Hey, can I get it engraved by the end of the day?
04:52Oh, certainly, sir. What would you like it to say?
04:54Let's see.
04:56I would like something original.
04:58I got it.
05:00Till the end of time, Harry.
05:02Oh, that's very nice, sir.
05:04Inscription number four.
05:09Inscription number five.
05:15Whitaker, you see what I see?
05:17Wow, what a set of dreads!
05:19Thermafoil and a bare midriff see-through dress. Disgusting.
05:23You're right. She doesn't have the figure for it.
05:26Now, if I were wearing it, boy, you'd really see a mind-blower.
05:30Steady, Whitaker. That outfit on you would be like hanging lace curtains over a broken window.
05:34Whitaker, we're watching a nice, respectable housewife about to become a fallen woman.
05:38Live, honey! Live!
05:40Now, get off, Whitaker.
05:44Welcome to another session of Let's Make a Deal.
05:46And let's see who our contestants will be today.
05:48Here! Me! Me! Me!
05:55Must be kind of awkward in those outfits.
05:57If you want to go swimming, you need a can opener.
06:00All right, we're now down to Mr. and Mrs. Robot.
06:04Let's see.
06:11I've heard of the gleam in a woman's eye, but that's ridiculous.
06:20Mrs. Boyle!
06:22Oh, um, um, hello, Henry.
06:24I, uh, I didn't know you worked here.
06:27I was just trying to win, um, well, it's our 25th anniversary Saturday,
06:31and I was just trying to, um, win, well, uh, for Mr. Boyle.
06:35Well, don't be embarrassed, Mrs. Boyle.
06:37I see a lot of my mother's friends here.
06:39Embarrassed? Me?
06:43Mrs. Boyle, why don't you come back tomorrow?
06:45We have a provisional line in case somebody doesn't show up.
06:47Oh, really?
06:49Sure. Meet me in the little bar next door about an hour before the show,
06:53and I'll show you where the line is.
06:55Harry, Harry, I, I, I, I have to tell you something.
06:59What?
07:01I can't. Why should I be the one to break your heart,
07:04destroy your life, and maybe even ruin your dinner?
07:06Don't tell me the truck didn't pick up the garbage again.
07:09Harry, how long have you been married? Not counting tomorrow?
07:11As a matter of fact, Ralph, Saturday will be our 25th anniversary.
07:15You want to see the gift I got Irma for a present?
07:17Is it exchangeable?
07:19Good night, Ralph.
07:21Don't buy that.
07:24Good night, Ralph.
07:26Don't buy anything else, Harry.
07:28You'll have enough trouble dividing what you have already.
07:30That's right, Jamie.
07:32Come Saturday, Mom and I will have been married for 25 years.
07:34Wow!
07:36The way the divorce rates are going,
07:38I don't think I'll make that with three women.
07:40Jamie, all you have to do is to find the right girl.
07:42The rest is easy.
07:44Love comes naturally.
07:46That isn't true, Pop.
07:48Nobody really stays in love for 25 years.
07:50Is that so?
07:53You're somebody to me, Pop.
07:55Thanks, Jamie.
07:57I go with the money.
07:59But admit it, Pop, Chet's right.
08:01Marriage is just a habit.
08:03After a couple of years, the romance is really over.
08:05The romance is over?
08:07Then how do you think you were born?
08:09The TV set was broken and we had nothing else to do?
08:11I didn't...
08:13As a matter of fact, Harry...
08:15You were a love child.
08:17All of you were.
08:19You don't have to be married for that.
08:21Chet, I don't want to hear anymore.
08:23Pop, I'm entitled to my own opinion.
08:25I'm 22.
08:27You're really only 12.
08:29Ten of those years, you've spent sleeping.
08:31You sure make it sound good, Pop.
08:33Maybe it's time I found a nice girl and settled down.
08:35Well, I hope you'll be as lucky as I was.
08:3725 years
08:39and never a moment of distrust.
08:46Two days in a row.
08:48Boy, that outfit must really be working.
08:51Working for her.
09:01A singles bar.
09:03I wish I'd known we were coming here.
09:05I would have worn something a little lower cut.
09:07Now get off, Whitaker.
09:09Poor Harry, I'm almost afraid to look in there.
09:11Great! I'll check it out.
09:13And if I'm not back in an hour,
09:15I've signed up with a new outfit.
09:17There she is.
09:20Well, but they're all filled up.
09:22Try again tomorrow.
09:24That's all right, Henry.
09:26And thank you.
09:28Boy, she's got a young one.
09:30The only way to fly.
09:32Whitaker, we're going in.
09:34I thought you'd never ask.
09:36Same time, same place tomorrow.
09:38Come on, we can leave out the back.
09:40Whitaker, I've spotted...
09:42Whitaker, what are you doing?
09:44Figured I'd do a little advertising.
09:46Just keep an eye on her.
09:49What a friend sport.
09:51All right, now what's this all about?
09:53Harry, I don't want you getting violent.
09:55Remember, Irma is the mother of your children.
09:57So if you're carrying a gun,
09:59better let me have it.
10:01I don't have any gun.
10:03Oh, well, if you want to borrow mine,
10:05I've got one in the car.
10:07Come on, I have Irma under surveillance.
10:09Why don't we cut out and go to my place?
10:11I've got a case of cold duck on us.
10:13I also get stabbed.
10:15All right, Whitaker, where's the suspect?
10:17Well, I'm afraid I got kind of busy
10:19with cars out there,
10:21and I never did spot her.
10:23Whitaker, you're a disgrace to that uniform.
10:25Here we have the husband of the suspect,
10:27and you've blown it.
10:29Husband? Oh, hi, honey.
10:31I just heard you were thrown on the open market.
10:33If you get lonely, here's my card.
10:35Bye, Ralph.
10:37Harry, believe me, she was here with a guy.
10:39My Irma?
10:41In a single spot with another man?
10:43No way.
10:46Wrong, Harry.
10:48You're married to a temptress.
10:50Wanna try for one of your own, honey?
10:54I hope so, Helen.
10:56For Harry's sake,
10:58I sure would like to get on the show.
11:00Of course, I feel a little foolish.
11:02Imagine,
11:04a woman married almost 25 years
11:06running around like this.
11:08No, I don't think Harry
11:10is the least bit suspicious.
11:12And I can't wait till tomorrow.
11:15I'll let you know what happened.
11:17Oh, hi, dear.
11:19How did your day go?
11:21Oh, okay.
11:23I'll get dinner ready.
11:45After two years, the romance is over.
11:47You're married to a temptress.
11:51Nobody stays in love for 25 years.
11:53What went wrong, Julie?
11:59See? Just like I told you.
12:03Come on, we gotta follow her.
12:05Right on her tail.
12:07Sight is good, Harry.
12:09There she is, Harry.
12:11Let's move in and nab her with a corpus delecti.
12:13Ralph, a corpus delecti is a dead body.
12:15Well, ain't you gonna kill him?
12:17We'll wait here.
12:19Harry, you don't know the first thing
12:21about being an outraged husband.
12:23Well, let's see who our next
12:25contestants will be.
12:27What's your name, dear?
12:31Please, it's only a half-hour show.
12:33I'm a boy.
12:35I'm a boy.
12:38Nice to have you with us, Irma.
12:40Now, look at my face.
12:42One hundred dollars if you can tell me
12:44the color of my eyes.
12:46Hurry up, it's dark in here.
12:48Um, blue?
12:50Right, you've just won a hundred dollars.
12:54How can a thing like this happen?
12:56Oh, don't feel so bad, Harry.
12:5824 years, 364 days,
13:00ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
13:02This girl's fantastic.
13:04She started with a hundred dollars
13:07and in five trades, she's up to a diamond ring
13:09worth over three thousand dollars.
13:11I'm going to give up the ring, Monty,
13:13and take curtain two and I...
13:15Oh, I mean one.
13:17No, um, make it three.
13:19Curtain number three, then, in exchange for a diamond ring.
13:21All right, let's see what kind of a deal you've made.
13:27A bowling ball.
13:29Oh, I'm sorry, Irma, but at least you won
13:31something for your husband.
13:33He doesn't even bowl.
13:35You just put your fingers in the ball like this.
13:37Here, go ahead, try it.
13:41Wait till I get mine out.
13:43I'm stuck.
13:45I am, too.
13:47Oh, swell.
13:49And I have to be the best man at Shecky White's wedding in Las Vegas tonight.
13:51Irma, you may be the maid of honor.
13:53Well, see you all Monday.
13:57We're wasting time, Harry.
13:59You could have been dating again by now.
14:01There she is.
14:04Monty Hall?
14:06He's a Canadian.
14:08Boy, them foreigners are trying to take over everything.
14:10Let's go.
14:12We're really having a ball together.
14:16When I get my hands on that Monty Hall, I'll...
14:18Don't go off half-cocked, Harry.
14:20You have to handle him according to the laws of the land.
14:22Hold the trial in my basement.
14:24Yes, dear.
14:26I'll be back first thing in the morning.
14:28Yeah.
14:30I'll give the bride and groom your love.
14:33What's your telephone number?
14:35My number? Oh, dear.
14:37Well, you must know your own telephone.
14:39But I never dial it. I'm always home.
14:41Think.
14:43Name some numbers.
14:45Maybe it'll remind me.
14:47Oh, what will Harry think?
14:49Our 25th anniversary
14:51and I'm spending it in Las Vegas
14:53with another man.
14:55Ha, ha, ha.
14:57I don't understand it.
14:59My little Irma running off with Monty Hall.
15:02Could have been worse.
15:04Could have thrown you over for Captain Kangaroo.
15:06Ha, ha, ha.
15:08All I wanted to do
15:10is win an anniversary present.
15:12There, there, Mrs. Royal.
15:14We'll get it all straightened out.
15:16You wait and see.
15:18How can they carry on like that
15:20and on a public highway?
15:22Don't look, Harry.
15:24Ralph, I'm driving.
15:26The flight that's leaving for Vegas in 10 minutes.
15:28I need another ticket.
15:30Yes, Mr. Hall.
15:32You're lucky. That was the last seat.
15:34Will that be one-way or round-trip?
15:36Round-trip. We're just staying for the night.
15:38See, Harry? She's not leaving you.
15:40She's just going for the night.
15:42That flight that's leaving for Las Vegas.
15:44I need a ticket. It's an emergency.
15:46I'm sorry, sir. We're all sold out.
15:48The next flight is at 11 tonight.
15:50We'll take two tickets on the 11 o'clock.
15:52Thank you.
15:55Oh, Ralph, you don't have to...
15:57Would I desert you now, Harry?
15:59Now, when your entire life is crumbling in front of my eyes?
16:01When your marriage is disintegrating like a termite-ridden shack?
16:03Huh? Would I?
16:05Well...
16:07And besides, Wayne Newton is appearing in Vegas.
16:09Well, we might as well go home.
16:11We have a four-hour wait.
16:13Good thinking.
16:15And don't worry, Harry.
16:17After all, what could they do in four hours?
16:19Forget I said that.
16:21Don't walk so fast.
16:24My finger hurts.
16:26Oh, sorry. We'll be all right once we get in the room.
16:28The room?
16:30You didn't say anything about a room.
16:32You said we came here for the wedding.
16:34Welcome to Las Vegas, Mr. Hall.
16:36Thank you, Alfred.
16:38And it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Hall.
16:40When did she get here?
16:42Well, we have a lovely room for you
16:44on the ninth floor.
16:46I want a separate room.
16:48Irma, is it really over?
16:52Hear ye, hear ye,
16:54the case of Boyle versus Boyle.
17:06State your name, please.
17:08Mrs. Harry Boyle,
17:10soon to be Mrs. Monty Hall.
17:13I object!
17:15Who are you, Harry Boyle, her husband?
17:17You married this man?
17:19Everyone is entitled to a mistake, Your Honor.
17:21But Monty will be a good father.
17:23Oh, no!
17:25Not the kids.
17:27They don't want a new father.
17:29Ask Jamie.
17:31Sorry, Pop.
17:33I'll go with the money.
17:35Harry, Tugley for the airport.
17:37Coming, Ralph, coming.
17:40Irma, you're breaking my finger.
17:42It's no use.
17:44We've been trying for over an hour.
17:46I'll get a towel.
17:48Watch out!
17:50Oh, I am sorry.
17:52Could happen to anybody.
17:58Irma, get up.
18:00I've got to answer the phone.
18:02I can't. I'm too sleepy.
18:10Hello? Hold on.
18:14Room service?
18:16I'm on the phone.
18:20Hello? Yeah, Shaggy.
18:22Midnight at the chapel. Right, see you.
18:26Thank you.
18:28Hey, this must be your first honeymoon, Jack.
18:30But, honest, you only have to carry her across the threshold.
18:32You don't have to lug her around for the night.
18:36Please, please, let it not be too late.
18:40We've got plenty of time, Harry.
18:42Wayne Newton doesn't go on till midnight.
18:44Yes, Mr. Hall is registered,
18:46but he's not in.
18:48Where is he? It's important.
18:50He left for the marriage-a-minute wedding chapel.
18:52Wedding chapel?
18:54Was there a lady with him?
18:56Remember, you're under oath.
18:58A belly dancer?
19:00Ever since they got here,
19:02she hasn't left his side for a second.
19:04Oh, no!
19:06Number 47.
19:08There it is, Harry. Where, where?
19:10See? Wayne Newton in person.
19:16Dearly beloved, we are...
19:18Stop! Harry!
19:20Don't do it, Irma!
19:22Even if you don't love me, for the sake of our children,
19:24don't marry this man!
19:26Marry me? Keep out of this, you foreigners.
19:28Harry, what are you talking about?
19:30They're the ones who are getting married.
19:32Mr. Hall is just the best man.
19:35Well, then, why are you here?
19:37I went on Let's Make a Deal
19:39to try to win a big anniversary present for you.
19:41But all she won was this bowling ball.
19:43And we got stuck in it.
19:45Oh, Mrs. Boyle,
19:47how could I ever think...
19:49Irma,
19:51it's after midnight.
19:53It's our anniversary!
19:55Happy anniversary, darling.
19:57Happy anniversary, dear.
20:00Harry! Harry, speak to me!
20:02He's unconscious.
20:08Harry!
20:10Dearly beloved,
20:12we are gathered here
20:14to join this man
20:16and this woman
20:18in holy...
20:22This is really generous of you, Mr. Hall,
20:24to give Irma and me this weekend for our anniversary.
20:26Well, it's the least I could do.
20:29After all, Irma and I were very close.
20:33And I want to thank you, too, Ralph,
20:35for getting Irma's finger out of the ball.
20:37Oh, just use some good old American ingenuity.
20:39Well, dear, shall we go to our room?
20:41Whatever you say, my love.
20:43And shall we go to ours?
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