• avant-hier
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00:00There's lots to do at Granny's house, games to play, and balls to bounce,
00:03Let's jump and slide and holler, hooray!
00:06So let's do darts and daffy, tennis and lolotube,
00:10Sweetie's such a sweetie, now all we need is you!
00:14Hey there everybody, it's a loonyful day,
00:17To play the baby loony tunes way!
00:52That Rod Pickles is so funny!
00:56I think he's kinda mean.
00:58Mean? He's just being funny. Everybody laughed.
01:02I wish I could make people laugh like that.
01:08Everybody's gonna think I'm the cat's meow for bringing them their favorite toys.
01:12Oh, look at my ball!
01:15Oh, what a big zoepie!
01:18Too bad that goes up!
01:20It's gonna crash!
01:22It's gonna crash!
01:24It's gonna crash!
01:26It's gonna crash!
01:28It's gonna crash!
01:30It's gonna crash!
01:32It's gonna crash!
01:34It's gonna crash!
01:36It's gonna crash!
01:38It's gonna crash!
01:41It's gonna crash!
01:44Oh no!
01:46Oh my goodness gracious, are you alright Sylvester?
01:52Yeah, I'm okay.
01:54My star Sylvester, I'd better get you a towel.
02:01Hey look everyone, it's Sylvester's soggy pants!
02:04Tweety said, he tawdy taw puddy tat!
02:08But I'll show you what I taw!
02:18Wait, wait, wait! I almost forgot the most important part!
02:21Look at this! Somebody stop me!
02:28Hey, sing along if you know this song!
02:32Hey, sing along if you know this one!
02:35The Sylvester of the best schools!
02:41Come on Sylvester, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny.
02:46Yeah, I guess.
02:53Hey, what do you think?
02:55Was I as funny as Rod Tickles or what?
02:58Well, I thought...
03:00I know what you're gonna say!
03:01I should have told more jokes about Sylvester's blanket.
03:04You're right, that would have been funnier.
03:06Actually, I was gonna say that you were kinda...
03:09Well, I'd love to chat, but I'd better go work on some more jokes!
03:13Kinda mean!
03:23Granny say time to eat!
03:26Granny say time to eat!
03:40Mmm, slime taste good!
03:45It's okay, Tiz, Melissa's only joking.
03:48You gotta learn to laugh at yourself.
03:50Ha ha ha!
03:54Dinner is nearly done!
03:57Hey, how does Granny know when dinner's ready?
04:01The smoke alarm goes off!
04:05My, my, what's so funny?
04:07You are Granny!
04:09Me?
04:10Tell us another joke, Melissa!
04:12A hot dog walks into Granny's kitchen and asks for a meal!
04:15And Granny says,
04:16I'm sorry, but I don't serve food here!
04:20Ha ha ha!
04:22How does Granny fix a broken pizza?
04:25She uses tomato paste!
04:30I saw Granny using the cookbook the other day.
04:32I guess she wanted to know how to boil water!
04:40How do you boil water?
04:43See? Even Granny can take jokes about herself!
04:47Oh, goodness, this is going to be a long dinner!
04:55One more! One more!
04:58Yes! Level six, here I come!
05:03Say, it sounds like everybody's having fun!
05:06And I want to be part of it!
05:10Eh, what's up, Doc?
05:12Why did Bugs bury his video game?
05:15Because he's so silly, he thought the batteries were dead!
05:21That's not true!
05:23What's the matter, Bugs? It's only a joke!
05:26Hey, Tweety, you're so short,
05:29you'd need a ladder to tickle a worm's belly!
05:32Ha ha ha! A worm's belly!
05:35That's rich!
05:37What's the difference between down and up, Doc?
05:41What's the difference between Daffy and a rubber ducky?
05:44Everybody likes rubber duckies!
05:46Say, that joke wasn't very nice!
05:49Wait a second, is it raining in here?
05:53Or is that just Sylvester cooking?
06:04I'm so funny, I can't stand it!
06:11Hey, Lola, whatcha doin'?
06:13Making a sandcastle?
06:15Uh-huh.
06:16Say, don't look now, Lola,
06:18but I think you got a marshmallow stuck to your bottom!
06:21What?
06:22Whoops, sorry, I guess it's just your tail!
06:25My tail looks like a marshmallow?
06:28Yeah, what's with that silly bow?
06:31You don't like my bow?
06:33It's okay, I guess.
06:35But your ears are so big,
06:38why don't you just tie them into a knot?
06:40My ears are big?
06:42No, no, not if you're an elephant!
06:51Hey, what's wrong?
06:57Hi, Melissa, what's the matter, sweetie?
07:00Lola is crying, but I don't know why!
07:03Did she get hurt in some way?
07:07Are you sure?
07:08Yeah, I was with her the whole time telling her jokes,
07:12and I didn't see her fall down or anything!
07:15Hmm, perhaps it was your jokes that hurt Lola.
07:19But how could my jokes hurt her?
07:22I was only being funny!
07:24Well, how would you feel if someone said
07:26your feet look like water skis?
07:28Water skis?
07:30My feet don't look like water skis!
07:32Do they?
07:33No, they don't.
07:35Do they?
07:36No, dear, they don't.
07:38But now you know what it feels like to be made fun of!
07:41Oh! Oh, I see!
07:45Well, don't worry, Granny!
07:47I'll never tell another joke again!
07:49Heavens, don't stop telling jokes!
07:51Just don't tell them at other people's expense!
07:54It's all right to be funny,
07:56but not if someone else gets hurt!
07:58Okay, but how will I ever make it up to everybody?
08:04Oh, there might be a way!
08:07Everyone, please take your seats!
08:09The show is about to begin!
08:12Funny! What is it? A puppet show?
08:15No, tonight we're lucky enough to have a hot new comic with us,
08:19direct from her latest engagement in the nursery!
08:23So, everyone, please put your hands together for...
08:27Melissa!
08:29Hey! Hey!
08:31Now, now, give her a chance!
08:34Good evening, babies and germs!
08:37You ever notice how when you're always making fun of other people,
08:40you end up laughing alone?
08:47Say, did you hear the one about the girl who was so silly,
08:51she didn't even know she was hurting her friend's feelings?
08:59Hello? Is this thing on?
09:01Oh, just my luck, I got a broken spoon!
09:05Hey, you laugh!
09:07Guess you're not asleep after all!
09:09For a minute there, I thought I'd interrupted nap time!
09:15Hey, is it just me,
09:17or do your shorts ride up on you when you're on the seesaw?
09:24Speaking of that, is it a seesaw or a teeter-totter?
09:28What's up with that? Or down with that?
09:59Quack, quack, f-f-y, quack, quack, f-f-y,
10:02quack, quack, f-f-y, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:05There was a farmer, had a duck, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:09Quack, quack, f-f-y, quack, quack, f-f-y,
10:13quack, quack, f-f-y, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:16There was a farmer, had a duck, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:20Quack, quack, f-f-y, quack, quack, f-f-y,
10:24quack, quack, f-f-y, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:27There was a farmer, had a duck, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:30Quack, quack, f-f-y, quack, quack, f-f-y,
10:34quack, quack, f-f-y, and Daffy was his name-o!
10:57Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring!
11:03Well, that settles it. I officially have nothing to play with.
11:11What's a fella gotta do around here to get some new toys?
11:18Tooth, like, fly, fly!
11:20Eh, you can have it. I never play with that old junker anyway.
11:25Mmm, thanks!
11:26Sure! Have fun with my toy!
11:36My toy!
11:40Give me that back! It's mine!
11:43But you don't play with fly, fly!
11:45That's right! I don't play with it because...
11:48Because it's a collectible!
11:50Huh?
11:51That means I put it on a shelf and admire its beauty.
11:54So it doesn't get damaged.
12:02Don't have a tizzy, Tazzy!
12:04I've got plenty of other junky old toys for you to play with.
12:07Take your pick!
12:10Ooh! Hard Hat Howie!
12:13That? Why, the limbs don't even move!
12:15You can play with that all you want!
12:20I'm done with it! I love the sky!
12:24Teddy, that's her!
12:26Help yourself!
12:29To something else, Teddy and I have a special bond.
12:33Here! I never play with this spooky man!
12:41Ouch! I don't even know where it came from!
12:43The only thing I know is, it's mine!
12:47Yes!
12:54Mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
13:01Mine, mine!
13:04Mine!
13:08Gracious, what's all this fuss about?
13:11The big shelf is...
13:13Oh, yeah? Well, you're a fish without a shell!
13:18Daffy, can't you share your toys with Taz?
13:21But I'm playing with them!
13:23All of them?
13:24Well, no.
13:27Here you go, Taz, buddy! This is my favorite duff ball!
13:36My favorite duff ball!
13:38I love you, Duffy!
13:41Now, Daffy, it isn't nice to be selfish.
13:44Can't you at least try sharing your things?
13:47Why should I share my stuff? Where do I get out of the deal?
13:51Well, sharing brings many rewards.
13:54Rewards?
13:55Yes. In fact, sharing with friends can be very enriching.
14:00Enriching?
14:01So to speak. You wouldn't believe the gifts you'll receive in return.
14:06Gifts?
14:07Let me get this straight, Granny.
14:09If I let Taz here play with this old junk, er, my prized possessions,
14:14I'll be rich? Rewarded, even?
14:17Like you've never known, Daffy.
14:19Well, why didn't you say so?
14:22Here you go, Taz!
14:24Thank you!
14:26See, Granny? I'm sharing! I'm sharing!
14:29That's very generous, Daffy.
14:31Well, I've got work to do, boys.
14:35Hey! If I'm going to get a reward just for sharing with Taz,
14:39imagine the loot I'll get if I share with everybody!
14:45Hey, Taz! Isn't that Daffy's hard-haired Harry doll?
14:48It's a hard-haired Harry! Big, strong Harry! Yum!
14:53Boy, I'd hate to be you when Daffy sees what you're doing with his toy.
14:58Look out below!
15:00Isn't that Daffy's flying saucer?
15:02Not anymore! Daffy gave it to me!
15:05Hey, fellas! Daffy gave me his old horse and hopper! Isn't that swell?
15:11Daffy gave me his teddy bear!
15:13Daffy gave me his sock monkey!
15:16And he gave me this!
15:19Put that thing away!
15:22Don't worry, baby! Mommy loves you!
15:30Hey there, gang! Enjoying your new stuff?
15:33We sure are!
15:35What's up, Daffy? It's not like you to share your things.
15:39Well, I've seen the light, Bugsy.
15:41And don't worry, my friend, I haven't forgotten you.
15:44I hope you'll get as much enjoyment out of Daffy here as I have.
15:48Thanks, Daffy!
15:50Well, catch you later!
15:53Hey, Daffy! Where are you going?
15:55Don't you want to stick around?
15:58I'd love to, but...
16:01I've got some very important things to do.
16:03Have fun playing with the toys I'm sharing from the goodness of my heart!
16:13There! All nice and shiny!
16:15Ready for the new stuff I'm going to be rewarded with for sharing!
16:19Hey, Daffy! Come on and play with us!
16:21Are you just going to hang around that empty toy box over there?
16:25It won't be empty for long, my friends!
16:29Suit yourself!
16:38Daffy, this is the greatest toy ever!
16:40You want to scare people with me?
16:42Uh, no thanks.
16:46Look at how much fun everyone is having with my junky old toys!
16:49Boy, oh boy, that reward is so close!
16:51I guess I'll have to give it a try!
16:54Sorry, Daffy!
16:55Hot-Hat Harry doesn't really know how to steer!
17:00Harry Bad Driver!
17:02It sure would be fun if you played with us, Daffy!
17:05Later! I'm very busy!
17:08Where is Granny with my big fat reward anyway?
17:14Hiya, Granny!
17:16Well, hello, Daffy!
17:18What are you up to?
17:20Oh, nothing!
17:22What are you up to?
17:24Oh, just sharing my toys with everyone!
17:26That's nice to hear!
17:28I'll bet the other kids really appreciate it!
17:30They sure do!
17:32I've never seen them so happy!
17:34And all because I gave them all my toys
17:36in the spirit of kindness and sharing!
17:40Well, such generosity!
17:42Do you know what you deserve?
17:44Oh, I've got some idea!
17:48Here's a big thumb for my generous boy!
17:52A hug? You mean I gave away all my stuff
17:55and this is my big reward?
17:59Daffy, you already got your reward!
18:01Did I miss something here?
18:03You said yourself you made your friends happy!
18:06Yeah, but I thought...
18:08You see, I was thinking...
18:10What more could you want?
18:12Oh, well, nothing!
18:14Nothing at all!
18:17Some reward!
18:19A hug!
18:21You can't play with a hug!
18:23I would have been better off
18:25if I just kept my stuff!
18:27My stuff!
18:29Mine!
18:31Mine, mine!
18:33Mine!
18:35Still scary and still mine!
18:37Mine, mine!
18:39Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
18:41It's all mine!
18:43Do you hear me?
18:45Get away, get away! It's mine!
18:47Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
18:49Hey, where are you going?
18:51Don't you want to watch me play with my toys?
18:53Duffy, my trusty friend!
18:55I don't need anyone else but you, pal!
18:59Mine? I'm lonely.
19:03Daffy, I thought you were sharing.
19:05I was, but after I gave away all my toys,
19:07I didn't have anything to play with.
19:11But now you don't have anyone to play with.
19:14Ah! So true!
19:16Maybe you should let the other kids
19:18play with your things and with you
19:20at the same time.
19:22But they only want my stuff!
19:24Oh, don't be silly, Daffy.
19:26When you share your things with someone,
19:28you're also giving them a piece of yourself.
19:32I think I get it.
19:34But if only there was a way
19:36to get the kids to play with me
19:38after I've been such a stinker!
19:40I've got an idea.
19:42The King of the Mountain!
19:44Yeah!
19:54Hey! Sharing sure does feel good!
19:57But this doesn't!
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