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00:00And then the rundown, you were just not gonna let those guys on, like, I know you hate Tate.
00:04I saw, I hate Tate. I saw, uh, I find him annoying and repulsive, but...
00:09I then find out that Dave Portnoy has me removed from the rundown.
00:14He never was invited on the rundown. It was never like, hey, we're doing the rundown.
00:19The dog invited him, the dog.
00:21Oh, well, I mean, the dog doesn't speak for me.
00:24I would have had Ev on. I like Ev. Ev was flying.
00:27He lied. He's a liar. Dave's a liar. Dave's a liar, and he's a p***y.
00:40We did it, baby. We f***ing did it.
00:43The Ohio State Buckeyes, national f***ing champions.
00:47How we doing? How we doing?
00:49How you doing?
00:49Uh, you happy for your friend, is that?
00:52Yeah, I'm happy, but I was just sad that he threw his coach away the last time.
00:55Let me be very, very clear about this.
00:58Ryan Day has to go. He has to go.
01:04He is a cancer to this football team, to this program, and this university.
01:09They lost Michigan. They all, everyone cried, but I said I was happy for him.
01:13I didn't know it was him when he called him pick centrally.
01:15I think he was, I think he had a long night.
01:17I heard that.
01:17I had no idea who it was.
01:19How we doing?
01:20Doing good. New sweatsuit. F***ing livid. Looking good.
01:23Uh, what do we think? You happy for your boy, Big Ed?
01:27No, I mean, they didn't beat Michigan.
01:30That's what, you know, that's the message I've heard.
01:32So, season doesn't count. What do you say? What do you hate?
01:34Said it. You don't beat Michigan, you don't win.
01:36Did, uh, you did run now?
01:38Yeah.
01:38With Ace?
01:39Yeah, a lot of inauguration topics. He's rightfully so.
01:41I mean, we have a new leader in this country. That's the biggest story, so.
01:44That was it?
01:45That's it. That's where I'm at.
01:46You go to Twitter, the top 10 trending things are all about the inauguration.
01:50It's like the game didn't even happen.
01:52The only really clip I saw for it, Ryan Day at the end.
01:56So, Ohio State wins. He just drives straight into a wall.
02:00How was the roundup?
02:01Good. Really good.
02:02Talked about the inauguration.
02:04Reflected on MLK Day a little bit.
02:07Tatum and Jalen Brown upstaging Steve Kerr.
02:12College football game last night, too.
02:13And then we had Trump coin.
02:15So, it was overall covered a lot of topics.
02:16You talking about Monday Night Raw last night, or no?
02:20I knew there was something we should have talked about more.
02:23Yeah, it was Raw.
02:25Yeah, I didn't see it.
02:27I guess it's good for them that they won.
02:29But somebody like me, I don't even care.
02:31Like, it's like, all right, you guys, I made that video.
02:34I know it better than Ohio State.
02:36Ohio Tate, who I asked to come on, I couldn't get in touch with him.
02:41So, last night, when Ohio State won the national championship,
02:45I get an email from Nate titled, Rundown.
02:48And it says, hey, you're on the Rundown tomorrow.
02:52So, I sent him an email that's just subject, Rundown.
02:56And then in the text, it was like, don't know what time.
03:01We'll send a Zoom link.
03:02So, I didn't really clarify what was happening.
03:05It was always Dave's doing the Rundown
03:07the day after the national championship game, win or lose.
03:10And then I realized, Tate, you like to be prepared.
03:12So, why don't you text Nate and see who's on the Rundown with you?
03:15And Nate's response was that it was still up in the air who it would be.
03:18But he would get me the link for the Zoom and we'd probably film around noon.
03:23Okay.
03:24And then I thought to myself, wait, you know what would make great content
03:28at this content company that we work at?
03:30Would be if Dave Portnoy joined the Rundown.
03:32So, I text Dave.
03:34Because the way I see it, you know, Ohio State won the national championship,
03:37but Michigan beat them.
03:38Last year's champions, this year's champions.
03:40He's got a crown that he's not giving up.
03:41I stole his crown out of his office.
03:43I think at minimum, it would be great content at this content company that we work at.
03:48So, I send Dave the text.
03:50And I like to have people on standby that Dave might want to talk to.
03:55Tate thought that it was Tate's Rundown.
03:58Like, Tate thought he was hosting the Rundown.
04:00I never said, hey, Tate, you're hosting the Rundown.
04:03I just said, I should have been more specific with him, I guess.
04:06Like, hey, just be on standby.
04:08But then at 9.57 central time, I said, Dave's doing the Rundown.
04:12I'll let you know if he wants you on it.
04:13So, Tate did know that it wasn't his Rundown.
04:17Not only does Dave not respond to the text, I then find out
04:21that Dave Portnoy has me removed from the Rundown.
04:25And that tonight's Rundown is now Dave Portnoy, Tommy Smokes, and Rico Bosco.
04:32An absolute feather in my cap.
04:36Because once again, it shows the two things I've been saying all along.
04:39Dave likes to surround himself with yes men.
04:42And he can dish it, but he can't take it.
04:44I sat there on the Rundown after Ohio State lost and listened to him talk for 20 minutes.
04:49Yeah, we plant the flag.
04:50We own you.
04:51We own you.
04:53But now it's my turn to be on the Rundown.
04:55And I get the invite to the Rundown.
04:57And he says, no, no, no.
04:58We can't do that.
04:59I can't do it with him.
05:00In fact, I don't even want him on there.
05:02We're going to do me, Tommy, and Rico.
05:05I bet you they don't even talk about the game.
05:08A Portnoy troll masterpiece.
05:11Enjoy the Rundown tonight.
05:13Dave, Tommy, Rico.
05:14Day after the National Championship.
05:16And then he said Dave kicked him off the Rundown.
05:18Tate was never on the Rundown to begin with.
05:21Whenever there's people, like I had White Sox Dave on standby.
05:25Eddie on standby.
05:26I had a bunch of people on standby.
05:27Gotcha.
05:28And then Dave was like, I want Rico and Tommy.
05:30I said, do you want Tate?
05:31He said, no.
05:32Said, is Big Ev available?
05:34In the interest of fairness, is Big Ev in New York?
05:38No, he's flying back.
05:42Thanks.
05:44I said, no, he's flying.
05:46It was just unfortunate.
05:47So that's the clarification.
05:49I did apologize to Tate because.
05:51Super Bowl, Nate, baby.
05:53Super Bowl, Nate.
05:53Call the playoffs.
05:54We're going, Super Bowl, Nate.
05:57I apologize to Tate for not being more clear.
05:59Okay.
05:59All right.
06:00Well, I don't know what to do about that.
06:01I was going to give him like his time.
06:03I know he, like he FaceTimed me at night.
06:05Like I won't pick it up.
06:06I didn't care.
06:06I was asleep.
06:07I literally, I went, it was 21-7.
06:10It was obvious.
06:11Notre Dame was a joke.
06:11Notre Dame never belongs.
06:13Notre Dame should play in a conference.
06:15Like they'd have six losses.
06:17They shouldn't be there.
06:18They can't beat Northern Illinois.
06:19It was obvious the game was over.
06:21So I went to sleep.
06:22I literally was asleep.
06:23Of course, I'd pick up Big Ev's call.
06:25I love that big guy.
06:26I love that big guy.
06:28And if it makes, if it makes him happy.
06:31Fine.
06:32Good.
06:33Like I, if he can be happy and I can be happy and everybody can be happy.
06:37I'm good with that.
06:38Chancey's answering that.
06:40I think he's going to answer it.
06:42I think he's going to answer.
06:44Facetiming Dave.
06:46He ain't going to answer.
06:48No chance.
06:49I guess we are talking about.
06:50He tweeted, he tweeted about the first drive and then just didn't tweet about the game again.
06:54You know what?
06:54We are talking about the same guy that walked out, took the phone call when Tiger.
06:58Correct.
06:59No chance he answered.
07:01That phone might be at the bottom of whatever Bay he lives by or whatever golf.
07:05And see, I want everyone to know that this is why when he facetimes me, I'm the boss.
07:08I answer.
07:09Yeah.
07:10Come on, fat boy.
07:12Pick up.
07:14I give you credit.
07:15You got more balls than your entire fucking team.
07:18Fat boy for picking up this call.
07:20I give you credit fat boy.
07:22Cause I see that unavailable because when I, because when I take it out, I stand on it.
07:2810 toes down.
07:29I'm still saying, fuck you.
07:30This guy, he takes an L.
07:32He's nowhere to be found.
07:33Davey ghost coward.
07:36Enjoy a little scrimmage.
07:37When Davey national champ suck it.
07:40And then, and then the rundown, you were just not going to let those guys on.
07:44Like, I know you saw Tate.
07:45I saw, I hate Tate.
07:47I saw, uh, I find him annoying and repulsive, but I, and he does little things.
07:52Like I met, he never was invited on the rundown.
07:54I, there was never like, Hey, we're doing the rundown.
07:57The dog invited him.
07:58The dog did.
07:59Oh, well, I mean, the dog doesn't speak for me.
08:04Who was on?
08:04Would you have Rico and Tommy?
08:06Yeah, sure.
08:07I would add Evon.
08:09I like Ev, Ev was flying.
08:11Dave, he lied.
08:12He's a liar.
08:13Dave's a liar.
08:14Dave's a liar.
08:14And he's a pussy.
08:15That's what he is.
08:16If he's a man, he would answer that phone call.
08:18Like I do every time.
08:19I always answer the call.
08:20He doesn't answer.
08:21He doesn't have me on the rundown.
08:22He doesn't have Tate on the rundown.
08:24He purposely does this whole thing.
08:27He gets his two biggest take it in the ass.
08:29Yes, men that he can find.
08:31Gathers them up, throws mission gear on them against their will.
08:35And yeah, they do what they do because they're mouthpieces and they're soft.
08:40And yeah, that's how it goes.
08:41It keeps a yes man around him.
08:43He's got to have a guy like me that can feel what I need to realize.
08:46You push back.
08:47He'll still like you.
08:48Actually, the difference is he'll like you.
08:50He'll respect you.
08:51He respects me.
08:52Tommy, Bosco, he doesn't respect them.
08:55He might like them.
08:56He doesn't respect them.
08:57He respects me.
08:58Difference.
08:59To a man, if you have Ohio State fans in like a truth confessional,
09:03they would have said going into the year,
09:05we care about beating Michigan more than the national championship.
09:08It's revisionist.
09:09Yes, it's revisionist.
09:10Tate said it.
09:11It's revisionist history.
09:12It doesn't erase what's happened.
09:14I've said it.
09:15Now I'm living it.
09:15I've said it a million times.
09:17I'd rather beat Michigan than win the national championship.
09:19It truly, at this moment, it disgusts me that Ryan Day is the leader of our program.
09:23It disgusts me.
09:24He doesn't deserve to be in this seat.
09:26He has no business to be in this seat.
09:28We're too good of a job for him to be that coach.
09:31He's an embarrassment.
09:32He's a mockery.
09:33He's a mockery.
09:34Ryan Day has earned nothing.
09:37He has built nothing.
09:39Stop telling me about his 60 and 10 record.
09:42He had this great record in the big 10 besides Michigan.
09:47He's done nothing.
09:48Do I want to win it?
09:49Yeah, sure.
09:51Will it erase what just happened?
09:52No, it won't.
09:53What are we going to do?
09:54Are we going to get to the play?
09:55Yeah, we're going to get in the playoff.
09:56I think we're going to be like a seven or an eight seat.
09:59We're still like a top three team to win the college football playoff.
10:02But then what happens?
10:04We win the playoff and then Michigan fans go, oh, well, you still couldn't beat us.
10:08We're now back-to-back national champions.
10:12He's never built a program.
10:14He's never developed a program.
10:16No man was ever more right in human history when Jim Harbaugh said he's one on third base.
10:21What has he ever done?
10:22He's never done anything on his own.
10:25Bring in the five stars.
10:26Anyone with a Ohio State emblem in their hat would bring in five stars.
10:29Anyone.
10:30Literally anyone.
10:31But programs do fall apart.
10:32We wake up and five stars from like a Jack Sawyer.
10:35The kid to get recruited.
10:36He rolled out of bed and was like, I want to go to Ohio State.
10:38He has to go.
10:39He just has to go.
10:41There's no like, he's soft.
10:43He's mentally weak.
10:44He can't lead.
10:45He can't even lead young men.
10:47Are you kidding me?
10:48You got to fight Ryan Day.
10:51You can't lose four times in a row.
10:53I don't know what to say.
10:56Bring back Urban Meyer.
10:57There's only one man for the job.
11:00It just sickens me to my core that a man so mentally weak, so soft, and just point blank,
11:06a bad football coach.
11:08It's an embarrassment.
11:10Ryan Day is a bad football coach.
11:13We have to move on.
11:14Ohio State, if we want better, if we want national titles, we have to move on.
11:18This man has been here for seven years.
11:21This man has been here for six years.
11:24This senior class, four years, never been Michigan once, never even made the Big Ten
11:30title game.
11:31He does not build programs.
11:33He does not develop programs.
11:35We have to admit it as Ohio State fans.
11:37We have to look ourselves in the mirror and say, Jim Harbaugh was right.
11:40This man was born on third base, and now he's taking this program to second base.
11:45We have to move on.
11:47You know what I want?
11:48I want Urban Meyer.
11:49I want the AD to call Urban Meyer under the table and say, hey, we're only getting rid
11:55of Ryan if you're back.
11:58All I know is Ryan Day can no longer be the coach of this football team if we want any
12:04chance to win.
12:04Listen, I'm a Buckeye for life.
12:07I'll be rooting with every fiber of my being for Ohio State to win the national title.
12:13With Ryan Day as the head coach, I have zero confidence that that's going to happen.
12:18How do you think this team is going to go through a run of beating, I don't know, like
12:22a Tennessee, Georgia, Oregon, Texas?
12:26Do you think this team's going to win four games like that in a row?
12:29Not with Ryan Day as the head coach.
12:31Not happening.
12:32Ryan Day has to be fired.
12:37Previously, you wanted to fire Ryan Day, but that's off the table now?
12:40Oh, it's been off the table since literally the first quarter of the Tennessee game.
12:43There was a material change.
12:44Some people don't realize there can be material change.
12:47When you lose to Michigan, like the way they did, the fashion they did, that was, in that
12:51moment, I was listening.
12:53The heat of passion, fireball offense.
12:55But when you get the team off the mat and you're up 20-0 instantly at home to Tennessee,
13:00and then you have maybe the greatest four-game run in the history of college football, we're
13:04back.
13:05Extend Ryan Day.
13:06Extend him.
13:07How about the rundown yesterday?
13:09What did you think of that?
13:09Oh yeah, Dave's a pussy.
13:11What a pussy.
13:11I mean, no, no, no, I'm so happy you asked.
13:15The display that those two put on, especially him, especially him, was disgusting, sickening,
13:23throwing that Michigan belt over your fucking shoulder.
13:25I wanted to puke.
13:26I was like, what a fucking pussy.
13:29You and, you and Smokes.
13:30Smokes, at least he literally, he bends over for him every day.
13:34I guess you kind of do too.
13:35You gave him the idol.
13:37It's just, it's Bosco and Smokes are like, here you go, Dave.
13:41Like, it was crazy.
13:42It was crazy.
13:44Unbelievable.
13:45It's good to be back in the Portnoy business.
13:49I'm like up and down.
13:50Sometimes I have the stock.
13:51Sometimes I don't.
13:52It's good to be back in the business.
13:53I tell him to go fuck himself every day.
13:54I've never left the Portnoy business.
13:56Like, does anyone else realize you can have a backbone and they'll still like you?
14:00It's crazy.
14:01It's sad.
14:02It's sad, it really is.
14:03Guys, what did you think of the rundown?
14:05I didn't see anything wrong with it.
14:08But you didn't answer his call, Dave.
14:10Who?
14:11And you weren't asleep.
14:12You weren't asleep.
14:13I 100% was asleep.
14:14I 100% was asleep.
14:16I go back now early.
14:17Buddy, if they had somehow blown that.
14:21You were waiting.
14:22I didn't even know it was that close.
14:22I know, we know.
14:23It is 28-7.
14:25I know, I was dead ass asleep.
14:27I would have picked up that call.
14:29In a heartbeat.
14:30I would have loved to talk to him.
14:31I'm happy for him.
14:32I'm sad he's got Bell's palsy again.
14:36Congratulations, brother.
14:37Big day.
14:38Natty Champs.
14:39Natty Champs are feeling good.
14:41Willis season through.
14:42Little Bell's palsy flare up his back.
14:44Or Natty Champs.
14:45It doesn't matter.
14:46It doesn't matter.
14:47What do I need to feel in my face?
14:48I'm a national champion.
14:49The fuck does that matter?
14:51We're good.
14:51We're feeling great.
14:52Is that how hard we write?
14:54Because of a national championship?
14:55I had to will it back.
14:56It took everything out of me to win this national championship.
14:59It's honestly like the...
15:02Good trade off?
15:03It literally...
15:05It literally bookended our football season.
15:08It basically was good like the second football season started.
15:11And the second we won that Natty, back.
15:13But that's the price I'll pay for a winner.
15:16Winning is sacrifice.
15:17Winning is about sacrifice.
15:18You got to sacrifice.
15:21They say I'm out here not like...
15:22I'm willing this team to victory.
15:24I'm out here.
15:24I'm picking up toy trucks in the airport for mothers of like single mothers of four.
15:28Their kids are running rampant.
15:30I'm picking up trucks.
15:31I'm clearing bins in the airplane line of these scumbags who don't clear their bins.
15:34I'll clear them.
15:35Whatever it takes to win a Natty.
15:37If my face doesn't work to win a national championship, then so be it.
15:40So be it.
15:41That's a sacrifice.
15:42Would you take this for the next year?
15:44To win another Natty?
15:45Yeah.
15:47You don't understand.
15:48He's just taking physical disability to win a title.
15:51This man is committed.
15:52People say they're like about this shit until they really means to be about it.
15:56Then they're...
15:56They find out if they're about it or not.
15:57Did you wake up the next day?
15:59Yeah.
16:00I started feeling it.
16:00Because now I know what it feels like.
16:01Did you feel it during the national championship?
16:02No.
16:03No.
16:03Basically the next day.
16:05Yesterday.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Yesterday.
16:07F**ks.
16:09That's like the funniest outcome.
16:10I woke up and my mouth started feeling numb.
16:12And I was like, yo, here we go.
16:13I can hear this.
16:14I can hear this.
16:15You're going to see Ed today.
16:17Not yet.
16:17We're about to show him.
16:19He can't talk again.
16:21He's good.
16:22You got it.
16:23You got it, bro.
16:23You got the bells.
16:24So that's what happened?
16:26No.
16:26That's what we couldn't understand.
16:28It's back?
16:28He's got the bells again?
16:31Ryan Day did what?
16:32The guy won a national championship.
16:34He got the bells?
16:36Oh no.
16:38What do you mind?
16:41No way.
16:46You got the palsy again?
16:48Yeah.
16:48I'm tough.
16:48It's bad.
16:49It's the funniest.
16:50Ryan Day didn't even win a national title.
16:52What?
16:53I was coming in to say I'm sorry.
16:56No, but the way.
16:56No, but the way.
16:59I was coming in to say sorry.
17:01You're yelling at me about Duke?
17:03The way everyone acted yesterday.
17:05What are you talking about?
17:06I'm beside myself.
17:08Nope.
17:09I have no friends.
17:10You tell us that we created the palsy?
17:13No, no, no.
17:14This is what I give to Ohio State football.
17:15You take notes.
17:17He gave his face to Ohio State football.
17:19Everything.
17:20I give everything to them.
17:21Everything.
17:22Is that why we couldn't understand you yesterday?
17:27No, I don't think so.
17:28Probably I was in an airport.
17:29I was literally like yelling in an airport.
17:31This can't be a coincidence.
17:33There has to be some tie, no?
17:35I gave everything to it.
17:36It's stress-inducing.
17:37You know how stress saves to win a national title?
17:39You know how much stress it takes to win a national title?
17:41To get over the hump like that?
17:42Win four games in a row like that?
17:45It is stress-inducing, right?
17:47They say, potentially.
17:49I'm really not a stressed guy.
17:51Most stressed human on the planet.
17:53Yours is fake stress.
17:54Yours is stress that no one else is stressed about.
18:00Wow.
18:01One day after, two days after?
18:02No, it started yesterday.
18:04One day?
18:05That would be 24 hours after the championship.
18:06Yeah, not even 24 hours.
18:08God was like, palsy.
18:10Damn.
18:11That sucks.
18:13Toughest battles with strongest soldiers.
18:16I'll wear that hat.
18:17I was giving it.
18:18I was giving that one to Klum.
18:20Oh my god, yeah.
18:21I didn't know that could happen twice.
18:24I guess he just went too hard.
18:26All for the love of the game though.
18:27But I hope it gets fixed again.
18:29Or maybe not.
18:30Like Dave said, lifetime contract if he has Bell's palsy.
18:34I mean, yeah, like blood, sweat, and tears.
18:37And freezing your face.
18:40That's tough.
18:40I saw that.
18:41I got it.
18:42And I was just like, damn.
18:43Because he went through it last time.
18:45That was in like a few weeks.
18:47I didn't know you can get it again.
18:50But he's a national champion.
18:52So like, worth it?
18:54I would do that for a Yankees World Series.
18:56Like no questions asked.
18:57I do a lot of bad things to my body for a Yankees World Series.
19:01That's definitely on the list.
19:02But also the tough part is texting Will Howard.
19:05Congrats.
19:06He's texting back too.
19:07So it's like...
19:07You texted Will Howard?
19:08I gotta keep my...
19:10That's why it's sickening.
19:12You texted Will Howard?
19:13No, no, no.
19:14That's the problem.
19:14The rundown was...
19:16Text fucking Ryan Day.
19:17You're a coach guy, not a player's guy.
19:19Have a spy, Bob.
19:20You are...
19:21Oh my god.
19:22I don't...
19:23You can't text the guy and talk shit on another program.
19:26I didn't say shit.
19:26I just...
19:26You didn't say a word.
19:27You just sat there.
19:28I just didn't say anything.
19:29I just didn't say anything.
19:30Let me be very clear.
19:31This is...
19:31Did he respond?
19:33Yeah.
19:33He probably texted Will Howard that.
19:34While he has the Michigan thing over his shoulder.
19:36He probably did.
19:37Probably as a good reminder.
19:38Like, oh yeah.
19:39Let me suck off Will Howard quick.
19:41You texted Will Howard?
19:42Yeah, I texted Will Howard.
19:44Not...
19:44I want it on the record.
19:45Not simultaneously.
19:48Bosco's phone number list could rival a lot of celebrity PR teams.
19:54But he'll just text him at the worst times, I guess.
19:57Who is...
19:58When does it end?
19:59You gaining lists of celebrities?
20:01It never ends.
20:02It's like the guy in Up In The Air.
20:03I just want all the numbers.
20:05I want all the numbers.
20:06What did you think of him texting Will Howard?
20:08Unbelievable.
20:11He did a whole thing yesterday with Dave.
20:13And he goes, hey Will, great, great...
20:18Dave did say they won.
20:19He was acknowledging that they won.
20:20He said, yeah, whatever.
20:21Well, how does Dave won?
20:22Everyone knows they won.
20:25Bet nor Dave.
20:26But yeah, I mean, you got to keep the numbers up.
20:28You can't just let the numbers sit there.
20:29You got to stay in touch.
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21:18What's up, Oscar?
21:20What's up?
21:22There was a clip that came across my desk.
21:25Let's just play it.
21:27It's old.
21:28Let's just play it.
21:29Everybody can react to this however they want to react.
21:33Game coming up.
21:38Would you start Lingen, or would you start Shinogo if you were Dan Hurley?
21:43Is that because you're dead for him?
21:45You don't like your son of Reese's because you love Reese's?
21:48You're the worst father in the world.
21:49I thought we'd split it.
21:51Who, you and him?
21:53Someone's getting roasted on the line.
21:55Sorry to hear that.
21:56Play that again.
21:59Play it again.
22:00This is Bosco.
22:02It's not me.
22:03Telling you right now, it's not my wife's.
22:05By the way, it's my wife's birthday.
22:06Happy birthday to my wife.
22:07But I'm not going to do a full Smitty.
22:09But that is not my wife's voice.
22:11That's not you?
22:12We can also air.
22:12I'll do this.
22:14I'll do this.
22:14So that is a college basketball banter podcast.
22:19That's not me.
22:20But here's the thing.
22:21I would have to be in that space.
22:23Do you see my name in the space as a speaker?
22:26Let's be an investigator.
22:27Let's be an investigator.
22:29You're a burner, Guy.
22:31Joey Yanks.
22:31I'm open with it.
22:32Joey Yanks.
22:33I'm very open with it.
22:34I sent that to some people who know basketball.
22:37And I got 100%.
22:39That's his voice back on everyone.
22:41My voice sounds very familiar.
22:43But it's not my wife.
22:44And it's not me.
22:45All right.
22:46Bosco says it's not him.
22:47It's not me.
22:48I ride.
22:49If he says it's not him.
22:51Now you're putting me in the rabbit hole.
22:53Like this might be the case for.
22:55I want to know who sent it.
22:56Because that guy I want.
22:57It's been a while.
22:58I want that guy dead.
23:00Yes, Rico.
23:02Well, what a rider, David.
23:04If it's not you, what do you care?
23:06Because he's starting.
23:07It's the same thing.
23:08Like they said, I was in Afghanistan.
23:09They said, I don't pay taxes.
23:10That's how it starts.
23:14Your issue should be with Dave and Dan.
23:16Because Dave clearly talked to Dan.
23:18And they're doing this.
23:18It's not.
23:19No, no, not just Dan.
23:22I said you're bringing me down.
23:24Dan, Austin and Gaz all confirmed Bosco.
23:28And then Gaz went.
23:29You're going to ambush him with it on a name.
23:32Gaz, you're a piece of fucking shit.
23:37Oh, here he goes.
23:44What did I do?
23:45You're fucking playing coy.
23:46Like, oh, be ready, be ready.
23:48You know, that's not me.
23:49I thought it was Ohio State.
23:52He said he had it ready.
23:56Did you say the line?
23:57Can you say the line?
23:59I think that's the only way to clear your name is say the line.
24:11We're going to need to hear you say the line.
24:13Say the line.
24:14Yeah.
24:14What is the line?
24:16Split it, right?
24:17What is it?
24:18Well, I thought we'd split it.
24:20Yeah, I thought we'd split it.
24:23It's him, I think.
24:24Okay, all right.
24:25We're going to, we're going to go to.
24:28We're going, we're going right to the source.
24:30Who's that?
24:31The burner that you were on with?
24:33Yeah, sure.
24:35Hey, hun, happy birthday.
24:36You're live on the air right now, so be careful.
24:39Did we ever on, you swear on everything.
24:42Did we ever get in a fight about Reese's?
24:45No.
24:45Okay, this is also her voice.
24:47You can take the female voice.
24:48We never got in a fight about Reese's.
24:50Bosco, you're on a heater.
24:52Okay, all right.
24:53Happy birthday.
24:54I can't believe he put her voice on.
24:56That's because I'm not on the fucking date, dummy.
24:58I don't think it's him.
24:59Good for me.
25:00All right.
25:01I actually want, listen, you didn't apologize to Bin Laden.
25:04Apologize to me though, because you know it's not true.
25:07Dave, I apologize.
25:08All right.
25:09That's all we want.
25:09Rico's stuffing Dave in a locker.
25:11What a day.
25:12I ride.
25:13I absolutely ride.
25:14Well, you tried to, I mean, you put him in a bad spot there and he was just.
25:18This is show business.
25:19I mean, there's still, you gotta, you gotta do what you gotta do, but I ride.
25:23That's the oldest bait and switch in America.
25:27I wonder if you're on the show.
25:28Oh my God.
25:29I don't know.
25:29What could it be?
25:30You sent me that last night.
25:30I forgot.
25:31Who sent it to you?
25:32You sent me that clip last night.
25:34I forgot that was in the.
25:35I forgot that was leading this show, you maniac.
25:37I forgot that was in the chamber.
25:40I feel like Tony Soprano on your mother's birthday, on your mother's birthday.
25:48I bet a million dollars that Josh Allen is going to bottom for me.
25:51After the, after the CEC finals, the CFC champions.
25:56So when did we become a billsman?
26:03As soon as Dave bet his bottom dollar on me bottoming for Josh Allen.
26:08And that's the only color they had left.
26:11So, but you know, I, I'll root for them.
26:13I just don't want Taylor Swift to win again.
26:15She needs to be taken out.
26:26Yeah.