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00:00I'm sorry.
00:02So funny.
00:04Tonight, the Fantastix Yagi Yusei is also very excited.
00:08Special collaboration, end!
00:10Now is the time for the super-elegant 3 hours of Shungenin.
00:14First,
00:16I wonder if you can find your crush when the super stars of the season meet?
00:23Kimura Takuya's impersonation series.
00:26Shake! Intro Dance.
00:29The difference between the past and the present.
00:32It's different.
00:33That's what young people do.
00:39This is the old days.
00:43It's cool.
00:44Wow, I was watching.
00:45Shake your hair.
00:46It's sexy.
00:49It's a great dynamic.
00:51Isn't it still like this?
00:53I only have this image.
00:56The movement of the mouth and neck.
00:58What's the difference?
00:59It's cool.
01:00Now?
01:05He doesn't shake his head.
01:07He's on the rhythm.
01:10Surprisingly, he's holding it down.
01:13Kimura Takuya now.
01:17He's relaxed.
01:18It's cool.
01:19Shake your hair.
01:24It's not good.
01:26If it's the opposite order, I can do it.
01:29Kimura Takuya speaks without speaking at all in the music special.
01:35It's not good.
01:37Don't let me see that.
01:41Excuse me.
01:43Kimura Takuya speaks without speaking at all in the music special.
01:48I won't see it.
01:49Good morning.
01:52Our performance will be broadcast at midnight.
01:56Kimura-san, please watch it.
02:06He doesn't speak.
02:08That's right.
02:10He's sleeping, isn't he?
02:12He doesn't speak.
02:14He saw something.
02:15He saw something.
02:22He's being watched a lot.
02:24He's being watched a lot.
02:25Did he say something strange?
02:31Thank you very much.
02:33I didn't know Takuya-san would do such a thing.
02:37He's playing the piano.
02:39That's great.
02:43That's great.
02:44It's cute.
02:49It's not cute.
02:51The way he sings is like his little sister.
02:55What are you doing at school?
02:59You should sing normally.
03:02I want to hear a pure voice.
03:04I want to hear a pure voice.
03:06You have a great habit.
03:08You have a great habit.
03:10I'm not done yet.
03:13You have a great habit.
03:14You have a great habit.
03:16This is it.
03:18You have a great habit.
03:19He's touching her.
03:21He's touching her.
03:22I thought it was funny.
03:24He's touching his sister's hair.
03:27He's coming.
03:30He doesn't need power.
03:32He's an elementary school student.
03:38He's sad.
03:40He's sad.
03:41He's sad.
03:42He's sad.
03:45But he's telling her to keep playing the piano.
03:48He's sad.
03:49He's sad.
03:55He's touching his sister's hair.
04:00Let's start.
04:01He's listening to you.
04:03He's listening to you.
04:04He's listening to you.
04:05You can do it.
04:06You can do it.
04:07Be careful.
04:09Let's start.
04:14He's done.
04:19What?
04:20What?
04:26What's wrong?
04:30What is it?
04:32I'd like you to listen to me.
04:34He's got a big back.
04:38I think you came here to remove your back.
04:42I made a mistake.
04:44I removed the back of your back.
04:48What?
04:50That's the worst.
04:54I shouldn't have removed it.
04:56What should I do?
04:57He's coming.
04:59Let's go.
05:00I can't.
05:02I can't.
05:05If you apologize to me, I'll apologize to you.
05:09What should I do?
05:12No, no.
05:13Please apologize to me.
05:19I can't.
05:20Apologize to me.
05:24What should I remove?
05:25I don't know.
05:27I'll remove the front of your back.
05:28Okay.
05:37I'll talk to you later.
05:40What was that?
05:43Why did you say,
05:44I'll talk to you later?
05:46That's terrible.
05:47That's terrible.
05:48I said,
05:49I'll talk to you later.
05:51It's not a level.
05:52He's angry.
05:53You might use it for something.
05:55Please take it.
05:56It's not a screw.
05:58I know it's a screw.
06:01It hurts a lot.
06:03Can I remove it?
06:08That's not fair.
06:10It's not fair to wait for me to calm down.
06:12That's not fair.
06:13Why do you keep biting my upper lip?
06:16You keep biting my upper lip.
06:17I'll use it from now on.
06:22I can't feel your sincerity.
06:26I'll wait for you to come back.
06:28Be clear.
06:29Apologize to me.
06:30There's nothing I can do.
06:32Apologize to me.
06:33If you apologize to me,
06:34I'll apologize to you.
06:35I'll apologize to you thousands of times.
06:36I'll apologize to you in a cold place.
06:37That's a lie.
06:38That's a lie.
06:40That's enough.
06:41He's a loser.
06:43Talk to the director.
06:45There's nothing I can do.
06:48It hurts a lot.
06:50It hurts a lot.
07:05Why is he doing this?
07:08When I look back,
07:11You always laughed at me.
07:16You're overdoing it.
07:18It's not that bad.
07:20Like the wind,
07:23Softly.
07:25Softly.
07:27It's too bright.
07:29Even if I close my eyes,
07:32I can see it.
07:34I can see it.
07:38What's that?
07:42It's a human song.
07:49I only believed in you.
07:57It's hot.
07:58It's hot.
07:59I only hurt you.
08:05It's hot.
08:06It's hot.
08:08It's hot.
08:09It's hot.
08:10It's hot.
08:13The guitar is hot.
08:14The guitar is hot.
08:15I only dreamed of you.
08:21It's hot.
08:26I only dreamed of you.
08:32I can't speak.
08:35I was too excited.
08:39Hello, Yuka.
08:40I'm going to meet my boyfriend's cheating partner.
08:43I'll call you back.
08:50Her boyfriend's cheating partner.
08:55He's going to show up.
09:00He's here.
09:02He's amazing.
09:03He's amazing.
09:04He's amazing.
09:12Bonjour.
09:13Bonjour.
09:14Yes?
09:15France.
09:16Are you the boyfriend of Shoma?
09:18I'm Anna.
09:19It's Anna.
09:20Wait a minute.
09:21Yes?
09:22You have the same face as me.
09:24What?
09:25He's easy to understand.
09:27That's right.
09:28I don't like it.
09:29I'll tell you first.
09:31He's the one who invited me.
09:34I was drinking alone at the bar.
09:37He looked at me with his dirty eyes.
09:41I couldn't help it.
09:43You're fat.
09:44Yes.
09:46He looked at me like a bug.
09:50I don't understand.
09:52I'll tell you a good thing.
09:54He said it was boring to be with you.
09:58He said he was bored.
10:00He said it was boring to be with you.
10:03He drank it all.
10:06He drank it all.
10:07He was thirsty.
10:09He's easy to understand.
10:11I don't have time.
10:13I'm busy.
10:14Let's settle this with arm wrestling.
10:17Arm wrestling?
10:18It's the fastest.
10:19It's better to lose.
10:20Arm wrestling.
10:21That's good.
10:22He's strong.
10:23Arm wrestling.
10:24I'm good at arm wrestling.
10:25Yes.
10:28Let's start.
10:29Ready.
10:30Fight.
10:31It stinks.
10:32I win.
10:33It stinks.
10:34It stinks.
10:35It stinks.
10:36It stinks.
10:37It stinks.
10:38It stinks.
10:39It stinks.
10:41The daikon I made is so sweet that you can eat it as it is.
10:47I see.
10:48Today, I'm going to eat the famous daikon from Kagasan.
10:55It's sweet, isn't it?
10:58Yes.
10:59It's sweet.
11:00He's a little nervous.
11:01He just washed the daikon.
11:04I don't know if it's sweet.
11:09Can I eat it now?
11:11He's a little nervous.
11:13It's a little hard.
11:14It's hard.
11:16It's pretty big.
11:19Can I eat it?
11:21Yes.
11:22I'll eat it now.
11:25I'm looking forward to it.
11:29Yes.
11:30It's sweet.
11:37Yes.
11:38It's a little spicy.
11:39It's a little spicy.
11:41It's spicy.
11:42Is it spicy, Saki-chan?
11:43Yes.
11:47What should I do?
11:48Just say it's sweet.
11:51Yes.
11:53I'm sorry.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:01Kagasan, Kagasan, Kagasan.
12:02It was pretty spicy.
12:05I'm sorry.
12:07I gave you the spicy daikon by mistake.
12:10Really?
12:11This is a different one.
12:12The daikon I made is so sweet that you can eat it as it is.
12:18What should I do?
12:19I'm sorry.
12:20Kagasan will bring the sweet daikon now.
12:26I'm looking forward to it.
12:30I'm sorry.
12:33This is a sweet daikon, right?
12:34The daikon I made is so sweet that you can eat it as it is.
12:38I'll remember that.
12:40I'll eat the sweet daikon made by Kagasan.
12:48It's pretty spicy.
12:50It's spicy.
12:51Is it spicy?
12:52Yes, it's spicy.
12:54I'll laugh a lot when I watch this in the evening.
13:00M-1 finalists' amazing stories are gathered here.
13:05It's gorgeous.
13:07Hello, I'm Ebisu.
13:08Nice to meet you.
13:09Nice to meet you, too.
13:11I lost my job recently.
13:15You lost your job?
13:16That's not good.
13:17The manager told me to go to the store to get my salary.
13:23Is that so?
13:24I was bored and couldn't go to the store to get 200,000 yen.
13:28200,000 yen?
13:29You should go to the store.
13:31I should go?
13:32It's the money you earned.
13:33Would you go if you were me?
13:34I would definitely go if I were you.
13:35Then, we can negotiate.
13:37No, no, no.
13:38What?
13:39I won't go to your store.
13:40I didn't ask you to go there for free.
13:42Will you give me money?
13:43How much do you want?
13:44Then, 100,000 yen.
13:47No, give me half of it.
13:50Half of it is good.
13:52You don't do anything.
13:53Then, you can get 100,000 yen.
13:54100,000 yen.
13:57Half of it is meaningless.
13:58As expected.
13:59It's the money you earned.
14:01Then, 50,000 yen.
14:03Give me 50,000 yen.
14:05If I'm not good at it, you might get angry.
14:0850,000 yen.
14:1210,000 yen.
14:14Give me 10,000 yen.
14:16I have parents.
14:1810,000 yen.
14:19Don't give me more than this.
14:2010,000 yen.
14:245,000 yen.
14:26Give me 5,000 yen.
14:28It's the lowest price.
14:29If it's less than 5,000 yen, I won't go.
14:31I don't care.
14:32You can go by yourself.
14:33I won't go.
14:34You can go by yourself.
14:355,000 yen.
14:38800 yen.
14:39800 yen?
14:40Really?
14:41800 yen?
14:43You ate a lot.
14:45You ate a lot.
14:46You're so pathetic.
14:47800 yen.
14:48Okay, I got it.
14:50I don't need any more.
14:51I don't need any more.
14:53It's the money you earned.
14:54I'll go for free.
15:00I'll pay 1,000 yen.
15:02You're kidding.
15:03Let me go.
15:04You're kidding.
15:05I'll pay 1,000 yen, so let me go.
15:06I'll pay 1,000 yen, so let me go.
15:07You're going to become a curse.
15:10Hello.
15:11Hello.
15:12I'm Mamadaruto.
15:13Nice to meet you.
15:14Nice to meet you.
15:15I'd like to be a construction director.
15:17That's good.
15:18I'll watch you as a construction director.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:23Today, I'd like to make a tower mansion.
15:26Are you going to make it with ginger?
15:29Why are you making it with ginger?
15:31It'll be done in a few minutes.
15:33I'm going to make a 48-story tower mansion.
15:35That's great.
15:36Let's do our best.
15:37Hey, you.
15:38What happened to your helmet?
15:39Helmet?
15:40It's dangerous without a helmet.
15:41Put it on properly.
15:42Ouch!
15:43I'm sorry.
15:44Don't kick me.
15:45I kicked you.
15:46You don't have to wear a helmet, do you?
15:47Okay, okay.
15:48It's okay.
15:49Hey, you.
15:50What kind of figure are you wearing?
15:51You look like underwear.
15:52It's disgusting.
15:53You're in the way of construction.
15:54Throw it away.
15:55Ouch!
15:56I'm sorry.
15:57Don't kick me.
15:58I'm sorry.
15:59I kicked you.
16:00I'm sorry.
16:01I kicked you.
16:02You can hold it.
16:03Hey, you.
16:04You stink.
16:05You stink.
16:06Hey, you.
16:07Hey, you.
16:08Hey, you.
16:09Hey, you.
16:10Where are you going?
16:11It's my house.
16:12I'm sorry.
16:13It's my house.
16:14Let's go.
16:15Let's go and start the construction.
16:16We can't build a vending machine with such a sad face.
16:17Right, guys?
16:18Are we weak?
16:19Be serious.
16:20Are you okay?
16:21I've been doing this for the past 24 times.
16:22It's a long story.
16:23He's so long.
16:24You've been doing this for the past 24 times?
16:25It's a long story.
16:26From the first time to the 23rd.
16:27James, where do you want to put this 24th floor?
16:28The bus with the materials just arrived.
16:29Why the bus?
16:30Okay, okay.
16:36Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
16:38Okay?
16:39Okay?
16:40Okay?
16:40What if I say stop?
16:43You should say stop, you'll get hurt.
16:47Okay, then, Koji, let's go.
16:48Hey, you don't even have cement, you're so pathetic.
16:52Leave it to me, I'm going.
16:54Leave it to me.
16:55There, okay, sorry.
16:56You can't even hold on to it?
16:57Hey, you don't have any strength either?
17:00Let's go take a break in the afternoon!
17:01Let's go take a break in the afternoon!
17:03We haven't done anything yet today.
17:05I'll tell you something.
17:07Do you want to play Jenga with me?
17:09You're so bad at acting.
17:11I'm going to fall down.
17:13Do you want to play Jenga with me?
17:15There's a lot of cement left.
17:17Let's play with the cement.
17:19I'm going to use a lot of cement.
17:21Don't play with the cement.
17:23Don't play with the cement.
17:27Look, it's solid.
17:29Don't play with the cement.
17:31Put me in the entrance hall.
17:33I don't need this.
17:35You're in a bad mood every day.
17:37It's luxurious.
17:39Thank you very much.
17:43It's still solid.
17:47Hello, I'm Jock Rock.
17:49Nice to meet you.
17:53I like horror movies.
17:57I like school horror movies.
18:01Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:03Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:05Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:07Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:09Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:11It's a big deal, Kosuke.
18:13What are you doing?
18:15The culture festival is tomorrow.
18:17Hurry up and get ready.
18:19Haruna died of chest pain.
18:21Haruna died of chest pain.
18:23It's Kanako.
18:25What are you talking about?
18:27It's the curse of Kanako Tamaki, who committed suicide 20 years ago.
18:29It's our turn.
18:31It's our turn.
18:35Are you kidding me?
18:37I don't want to die.
18:39Help me.
18:41Don't kill us.
18:43Don't kill us.
18:45I don't want to die.
18:47We have a lot of girls because we are a commercial high school.
18:49We have a lot of girls because we are a commercial high school.
18:51It looks like everyone has a weapon.
18:53It looks like everyone has a weapon.
18:55According to my calculation,
18:57I'm 0% correct.
18:59I'm 0% correct.
19:01What kind of calculation can you make with such a calculator?
19:03Write your answer.
19:05Write your answer.
19:07I'm from a number I don't know.
19:09I'm from a number I don't know.
19:11I can't believe it's from Kanako.
19:15I'm fine.
19:17I'm fine.
19:19I'm fine.
19:21I'm fine.
19:23I'm fine.
19:25I'm sorry, but I'm going to kill you.
19:29This guy is amazing!
19:31He's like the movie star of the Karako-san's Hikari Kaisen!
19:35Hey, I brought you a present.
19:37Oh no, Sensei. We're going to get killed by Karako-san!
19:40Do you guys believe in urban legends?
19:42But Haruna...
19:44Here you go.
19:45This is a snack.
19:47And this is a slightly bitter bubble juice.
19:52Sensei, I'm going to go home now.
19:54But don't drink too much.
19:56Don't drink too much.
19:58Sensei, we're not living in that era anymore!
20:01I heard you guys smoked on the train back in the day!
20:06I'm going to kill you!
20:08It's Karako-san!
20:11Kyaaa!
20:13Save me, Ryuji!
20:15Reiya! Hokuto!
20:18Taiga!
20:21Mom!
20:23I didn't know there were so many girls!
20:27Ryujiro-san is really amazing.
20:30His presentation was really good.
20:33His facial expressions and poses were top-notch.
20:38I really liked how he kept saying,
20:40Kyaa!
20:43After this, it's the first time for New Star Batteries,
20:47who was born in M-1, to have access!
20:55I'm thinking of heating it up today.
20:58It's an indie hat, but Spielberg seems to want to try a different pattern.
21:02Now, shall we dance?
21:04Amateur!
21:12Hello, we're Batteries!
21:14Nice to meet you!
21:16Nice to meet you!
21:18I really like One Piece.
21:21The era of the Great Pirates.
21:24If it were in the modern era,
21:26I would definitely be in the sea.
21:28Because it's cool.
21:31You're like that, because you're an idiot.
21:34If you were in the sea,
21:36you would hit a rock and split your body in half.
21:39Don't say it like that.
21:41You're like that.
21:43Don't say it like that.
21:45Don't say it like that.
21:48What?
21:50You're saying it like that.
21:53No, I'm not like that.
21:55Don't say it like that!
21:57What I'm saying is,
21:59you would hit a rock and split your body in half,
22:02and you would look like a movie star.
22:04You're like that!
22:06Don't say it like that!
22:08You're like that!
22:10Don't say it like that!
22:12You're like that!
22:14Dragon Ball?
22:16No, you're not!
22:18You've never seen a scene where you split your body in half.
22:21You're like that!
22:23Don't say it like that!
22:25You're like that!
22:27You're like that!
22:29You're like that!
22:31Don't say it like that!
22:33You're like that!
22:35Stop it!
22:37You're like Titanic!
22:40Don't say it like that!
22:42You're like Titanic!
22:44I know that!
22:46I'm sorry.
22:48I wasn't trying to bully you.
22:50I didn't say that.
22:52I don't like bullying.
22:54You don't like bullying.
22:56You're like that.
22:58You would go to the end of the ocean to save a turtle.
23:00Don't say it like that!
23:02You're like that!
23:04You're like that!
23:06You're like that!
23:08I know that!
23:10You're like that!
23:12I was just saying that I would go to the end of the ocean to save a turtle.
23:16You're like that!
23:18You're like that!
23:20You're like that!
23:22Are you saying that?
23:24No, you're not.
23:26You've never seen a scene where a turtle comes out.
23:28You're like that!
23:30I'm not saying that to make you suffer.
23:34You're like that!
23:36I'm not saying that to make you suffer.
23:38You know that.
23:40Don't say that!
23:42Don't be so angry!
23:44I'm angry!
23:46I think the earth will break into two.
23:48Don't say it like that!
23:50I said that a lot.
23:52You're like that!
23:54I said that a lot!
23:56You're like that!
23:58I said that a lot!
24:00You're like that!
24:02Don't say it like that!
24:04I don't know what you're talking about.
24:06I hope you don't do it again.
24:08It's not a bad thing to do.
24:10Thank you very much, Moe.
24:12He said a good thing at the end.
24:14It's hard to say, but I'll say it completely.
24:19I'll say it completely.
24:23It's hard to say.
24:25It's hard to say.
24:29It's hard to say.
24:32I want to guess.
24:33It's the same as when I was a kid.
24:36It's the same as when I was a kid.
24:45It's an album full of fat.
24:48It's an album full of fat.
24:53What is this?
24:55Is it a frying pan?
24:57It's a shark, turtle, and glasses hot pot.
24:59It's a shark, turtle, and glasses hot pot.
25:01It's a shark, turtle, and glasses hot pot.
25:03It's the first one.
25:08It's a plate, a plate.
25:10It's a plate, a plate.
25:12It's a plate, a plate.
25:15It's amazing.
25:17It's a masterpiece.
25:20It's a masterpiece.
25:22He's trying to swallow it.
25:24He's trying to swallow it.
25:27It's a real alpaca.
25:29It's a real alpaca.
25:31It's a real alpaca.
25:33It's a real alpaca.
25:35It's a real alpaca.
25:40It's cold.
25:42It's cold.
25:44It's cold.
25:49It's an octopus.
25:51Why?
25:53I ate it all.
25:55You ate it all?
25:57I ate it all.
25:59You ate everything.
26:01You ate every last little bit.
26:03I ate it all.
26:05On the words,
26:07I made a video of how to make a warm, burning dish.
26:09I made a video of how to make a warm, burning dish.
26:11Goodbye.
26:13Goodbye!
26:15I didn't want to gain the upper hand,
26:17but I was blessed with the clap.
26:19I wasn't cold,
26:21It's amazing.
26:23It was only after I started getting attention
26:26that I, who was so plain and inconspicuous,
26:29started to get attention.
26:31What do you mean?
26:32Mr. Fuchidori?
26:34That's funny.
26:36He's getting attention.
26:40He's getting a lot of attention.
26:42Fuchidori.
26:43I started to pay attention to Fuchidori.
26:48Fuchidori, that's true.
26:50I'm Mr. Fuchidori.
26:52He suddenly became the star of the show.
26:54I wasn't so plain and inconspicuous,
26:56but after I started getting attention,
26:58everyone started to pay attention to me.
27:00I see.
27:01That's why I'm going to make people
27:03who aren't so plain and inconspicuous
27:06like me stand out
27:09with this Fuchidori stick.
27:11First of all,
27:14this is an air conditioner remote control.
27:16If there are so many buttons,
27:18things that aren't conspicuous will come out.
27:21So, Fuchidori!
27:25He's getting attention.
27:27He's getting a lot of attention.
27:29He's using an air conditioner.
27:30I'm going to turn on the air conditioner today.
27:32I'm going to turn on the heater today.
27:35I'm going to turn on the air conditioner today.
27:38That's true.
27:39I'm going to turn on the heater, the air conditioner,
27:41the dryer, and the air conditioner.
27:45The air conditioner is heavy, isn't it?
27:48But some people use it.
27:51So, Fuchidori!
27:53There are no buttons for the air conditioner these days, right?
27:57No, there aren't.
28:01Next is this.
28:02What's that movement?
28:04It's a TV remote control.
28:06If there are so many buttons,
28:08things that aren't conspicuous will come out.
28:12So, Fuchidori!
28:16What?
28:17There it is.
28:19I can't open it.
28:20Some people have never opened it.
28:23There are buttons inside.
28:26There are so many.
28:28Some people have never seen it.
28:30At least once a month,
28:32open it and just look at it.
28:35So, that's all for today's Fuchidori.
28:39Two Fuchidori?
28:40Two Fuchidori?
28:42I didn't want to see anything other than the remote control.
28:45Here's a present.
28:47Happy birthday, Masuda!
28:53It's a little embarrassing for two guys at a bar.
28:58Can I open it?
28:59Yes.
29:00What's inside?
29:08It's scary.
29:09A dog?
29:11A life?
29:12Happy birthday, Masuda!
29:15It's a life!
29:19A 38-year-old birthday present.
29:21It's a life!
29:23Isn't it precious?
29:25You said you wanted a dog.
29:28I did, but...
29:29You didn't.
29:30I was scared to get it.
29:32You didn't have a life.
29:34I could only see it a little.
29:36It was a puppy, right?
29:37Yes, a puppy.
29:38What dog?
29:40St. Bernard.
29:42St. Bernard.
29:44That's right.
29:45St. Bernard.
29:46St. Bernard.
29:50It's huge!
29:51Yes, it's big.
29:53It's this big.
29:54Yes, yes, yes.
29:56It has a hijab on its back.
29:57Yes, it has a hijab on its back.
29:58It's impossible!
29:59I can't buy it!
30:01It's 4.5 meters long!
30:03But if you have a dog, you can be popular with girls.
30:08That's true.
30:09If you go to a party, you can talk to girls.
30:13You can say,
30:14I have a dog, so come here.
30:15Do you have a dog? I want to go!
30:17You can get excited.
30:19Then a girl will follow you.
30:21If you open the front door,
30:23St. Bernard!
30:25That's scary.
30:27St. Bernard!
30:30That's what it will be!
30:32No?
30:33No!
30:34People will think I'm a married man.
30:36That's true.
30:38If I get married, I'll have a dog.
30:40I see.
30:41I'm single, and my house is 4.5 meters long.
30:43I'm sorry, but I don't think I can buy it.
30:46But I've already decided on a name.
30:49You've decided on a name?
30:50Yes.
30:51What is it?
30:52Kento Delicato.
30:53Kento Delicato!
30:56I just want to say it with that rhythm.
31:00Hero.
31:01Oh, no.
31:02Who?
31:03What do you mean?
31:04A bad guy?
31:05So you were here.
31:11I've been waiting for you, Hero.
31:14What?
31:15Is there really something to wait for?
31:19What?
31:20I thought you wouldn't come.
31:23What?
31:24It's been 50 years since I met you in the first village.
31:27What have you been doing for the past 50 years?
31:31It's a battle.
31:33It feels like a battle.
31:35Don't you care about the past 50 years?
31:38It's a conversation.
31:40What?
31:41I've been thinking a lot about you.
31:43I've been thinking a lot about how you've been doing.
31:47You've been talking nonsense.
31:50I'll use this potion to double my attack power.
31:53I'll beat you with one blow.
31:55What?
31:56This is a secret technique passed down from generation to generation.
31:59I didn't use it for 50 years just to beat you.
32:03What?
32:04Get ready, Hero.
32:06No, it's sour.
32:08It's rotten.
32:09My tongue is tingling.
32:10Of course.
32:1150 years.
32:12I've been keeping it at room temperature for 50 years.
32:14What?
32:15I remembered something when I saw it.
32:18What?
32:19What?
32:20This is the will of a swordsman.
32:22What?
32:23If you drink this, you can't go back to your body when you were young.
32:26Stop it, Hero.
32:27Stop it, Hero.
32:28Hey.
32:29Oh, no.
32:30Damn it.
32:31Hey.
32:32Hey, Hero.
32:34Hero.
32:35It's clogged.
32:36Shut up.
32:37It's clogged.
32:38Wow.
32:39It's dangerous.
32:40It's 5 yen.
32:42What?
32:47I beat you.
32:49My throat is clogged.
32:51I swallowed something else.
32:55What's with that face?
32:58He's a first-year contestant.
33:01He's a first-year contestant.
33:02Spielberg.
33:03I like Spielberg this time.
33:05I'm looking forward to it.
33:06But he has a brilliant career.
33:08Nothing was going well from the beginning.
33:13I like manzai.
33:15It's my first year.
33:18Hey, everyone.
33:19It's a scene of E.T.'s bicycle.
33:21Spielberg seems to want to try a different design.
33:28Oni-han.
33:31Here.
33:32You can pull out the saddle, put it on the board, and lift it up.
33:35Not yet.
33:37It's getting dark.
33:38Why did it get dark?
33:42It's a machine.
33:44Hey, everyone.
33:45It's a scene of Marty going to the past.
33:47Spielberg seems to want to try a different design.
33:51I see.
33:52I see.
33:55Esteemer.
33:57I'm not good at acting.
33:59You're not good at acting?
34:01I'm not good at acting.
34:03You don't have an image.
34:04I'm not good at acting.
34:05I'm not good at acting.
34:07Hey, everyone.
34:08It's a scene of E.T.'s bicycle.
34:10Spielberg seems to want to try a different design.
34:12Why is Esteemer red?
34:14I like it.
34:16Samonit.
34:18It's good.
34:20It's good.
34:21It's good.
34:23What is this?
34:25What is this?
34:26This is good.
34:27This is good.
34:28It's a scene of E.T. going to the past.
34:30Spielberg seems to want to try a different design.
34:32It's fast.
34:34Here.
34:36Weapon.
34:37It's a weapon.
34:38It's a weapon.
34:39It's a weapon.
34:40Hey, everyone.
34:41You can do it in 20 minutes.
34:44It's a weapon.
34:47Weapon.
34:48It's a weapon.
34:49It's a weapon.
34:50It's a weapon.
34:54It's amazing that you're going to try it.
34:58I want you to talk in person.
34:59I want you to talk in person.
35:01He used too much technique.
35:03There were many strange things.
35:05After this, there is Yagiyuusei's usual saying.
35:09Basically, the rehearsal is.
35:11***
35:17This night, the Nexus 500 Collaboration Fest is open!
35:21What are you saying, you little batch of bitches?
35:29Hi, as you can see I have charisma...
35:31And I've been following the believers...
35:33Thank you!
35:35I'll help you with whatever you need
35:37Is that ok?
35:38Yea
35:39Then I'll start!
35:40I don't know what the right answer is. What should I do in such a situation?
35:48What? Is that so?
35:52If you take in all the opinions, you won't be able to move.
35:57Life isn't that interesting.
35:59Then, what should you believe in?
36:01Get rid of everything.
36:03If you do that, the naked you will teach you.
36:07It's like the old photos.
36:10It's too fast.
36:19It's more charismatic.
36:23What's that sound?
36:24Happiness.
36:25Don't end it.
36:26Can I say something?
36:27Go ahead.
36:28There are people I admire, but I can't get close to them.
36:31What should I do in such a situation?
36:33What? Is that so?
36:36Admiration isn't something you can get close to.
36:39It's something you can overcome.
36:40Rather than admiring, look at your feet to be yourself.
36:44To grow even more,
36:48get more mud on your feet.
36:56What's that?
36:59Mud.
37:00Mud.
37:01Mud.
37:06Mud.
37:10He's like a watermelon.
37:13He turned into a mud-covered watermelon.
37:15Suddenly.
37:18He's going to spin.
37:26Hey, everyone! I'm Cho Shizou!
37:29I'm Cho Shizou!
37:30I'm gonna beat the staff with my rap and be a new student!
37:34Yeah
38:04You say
38:34I